The Weekly Humorist Podcast
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The Satire Magazine. The Standard In American Immaturity. Welcome to the Weekly Humorist Podcast! Featuring audio articles from the pages of the Weekly Humorist. Curated picks from the editors you are sure to enjoy. Great for the illiterate and/or lazy fans! Tell your friends. Visit online at weeklyhumorist.com
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We Are Fixing the Fixing of the School Bus Situation
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May 17, 2024 |
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I'm the Bear from the Woods, and Bumble Wants Me to Be Their New CEO
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May 17, 2024 |
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The 2024 University of Phoenix Valedictorian Speech, Presented By Draft Kings
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May 15, 2024 |
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Confused About "Clowning" and "Soft-Clowning?" You're Not Alone
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May 14, 2024 |
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Lesser-Known Precursors to Famous Musical Performances
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May 14, 2024 |
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Classic Works of Literature Updated for Gen Z
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May 10, 2024 |
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Modern Day School Absence Excuses
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May 09, 2024 |
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Increasingly Specific Metaphors for Life
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May 08, 2024 |
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Team Trump Online Memes Updates
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May 07, 2024 |
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Conditions Under Which I Am Willing to Babysit
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May 07, 2024 |
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Surprising Facts from My 23andMe Results
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May 02, 2024 |
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I Demand a Cuter Axolotl
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May 02, 2024 |
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The Best Bang For Your Buck
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May 01, 2024 |
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I Had Hope For Humanity, Until I Read My NextDoor Feed
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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So You've Decided to Buy a Chainsaw at Your Age
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Excerpts from the Episode of SNL Hosted by COVID-19
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Other Trump Stories Killed By The National Enquirer
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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LIST: Old Bands
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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10 Ways to Play Off Your Bloody Nose During a Work Meeting
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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FAQ About How to Make This Your Best Seder Yet, So Long As No One Brings Up Israel
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Product Name Pitches For The New Team USA Women's Olympic Uniform
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Why Are The Trump Jurors Being Excused?
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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15 Fascinating German Words With Imagined English Translations
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Donald Trump's Totally Untrue and Fabricated Random Acts of Kindness
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Sir David Attenborough Narrates a Collaborative Google Doc
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Who Gets What in the Divorce of America
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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The Harkonnen Family Holiday Letter - Year 10191 AG
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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2024 Coachella Act or Cancelled Netflix Series
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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I'm A Bath-This Election Season, Help Me Defeat April Showers As The Primary Bathing Method
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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By Doing Whatever We Ask, You Agree to Our Terms
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Pros and Cons of Becoming a Vampire
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Are My Symptoms Seasonal Allergies…Or?
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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A Letter from Someone Who Wants to Keep a Confederate Statue Up Solely Because That's Where He Lost His Virginity
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Your New iPhone with AiOS
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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How to Do the Monkey Bars as an Adult
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Inside Sedition and 8 Other Potential Ronna McDaniel's Fox News Shows
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Everything I Remember
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Conversations Between a Woman and the Dog She's Unknowingly Dating on 'Love Is Blind'
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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AITA for Creating a Universe Without Any Proof of My Existence and Then Punishing People for All Eternity if They Don't Believe In Me?
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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CARTOON: Rosemary's Baby Daddy
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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The Inner Monologue of a Cyclist in a City
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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I'm the Understudy to the "Maps" App, and Tonight Could Be My Night
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Tips for Planning the Wedding of Your Nightmares After Realizing the Wedding of Your Dreams Is Too Expensive
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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Flight 74 Is Now Boarding Passengers Who Are Better Than You
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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A Look Back at VICE's Most Influential Stories
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Jack Skellington Opens The St. Patrick's Day Town Door
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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Forget St. Patrick, Get Drunk for Brigid
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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Mythological Creatures Bi-Annual Pop Culture Round-Table
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Caesar Ignores the Signs
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Some Totally Normal Thoughts I Had After Getting Pooped on by a Bird
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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I'm Your Middle-Grade School's Substitute Librarian Today. Call Me Reacher.
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Rockstars' Flirtations *
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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I'm Katie Britt's Kitchen Table, and Let Me Tell You - This Bitch Is Crazy
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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We Are Women Fetuses, and We Are Pro-Choice
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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MAGAts- Your Guide To Trump Loving Right Wing Extremists
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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A Resume and Cover Letter for a Seat Filler at the Oscars
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Why Nikki Haley Is Only "Suspending" Her Campaign for President
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Here Are The Oscar Favorites. No, Not Those - Our Favorite People Named Oscar
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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This New York City Apartment Is Perfect. The Only Drawback Is the Coat Closet That's a Direct Portal to the Ninth Circle of Hell
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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GOPlayer One Go!
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Tips for Eating Out
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Children's Programming For Drugged Out Parents
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Soaring Surge Pricing That We Don't Want to See
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Other Oxymoronic Wellness Regimens to Add to Your 'Power Nap'
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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At Netflix, We're Taking Product Placement to the Next Level with New Film's All-Beverage Cast
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Laffy Taffy Jokes For Adults
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Statistics I've Shared Right Before Being Told 'Let's Agree to Disagree'
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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I'm a Third Grade Teacher, and I'm Quitting to Make Some Real Money Collecting Cans By the Side of the Highway
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Different Office Door Positions and How to Interpret Them
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Palm-Reading Performed by Amazon One During Checkout at Whole Foods
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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OnlyFans Profiles That You May Have Missed...
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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How To Get Your Rock Band To Hit It Big, Without Getting Better
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Countdown to Valentine's
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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CARTOON: Stupid Cupid
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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If Jesus Is Going to Take the Wheel, Here's Some Other Things I'd Like Him to Take
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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You Want Me To Talk? What's Next, I Gotta Sing And Dance?
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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How Nikki Haley Could Revive Her Failing Presidential Campaign
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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Zillow Listings for Literary Properties
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Ford Memo to All Dealers Regarding 2011-2016 Fiesta and Focus Models About Chimpanzees in Trunks
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Various Other GOP Conspiracy Theories About Taylor Swift
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Millennials Are Doing Fine Which is Why We Are Tweeting Cries For Help at Sesame Street Characters
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Song Titles From Ben Shapiro's Forthcoming Rap Album Am I Cool Now
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Chip Happens: Unexpected Neuralink Side Effects
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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I'm a Horse, and I Never Asked to Be Anyone's Therapist
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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How to Escape From Prison
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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#Live Tweeting the Wait Line for Slinky Dog Roller Coaster
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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How Americans Drank Water Before The Stanley Cup: A Timeline Across Decades
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Rude Celebrity Encounters
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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6 Bosses You Need to Defeat to Get into a Manhattan Rooftop Bar
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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CARTOON: Subway Serpents
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Genies Reveal, Most Unsettling Wishes Ever Granted
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Girl Scout Cookie or 1960s Businessman's Nickname for His Secretary?
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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If Men Talked About Their More Successful Wives the Way Women Talk About Their Incredibly Average Husbands
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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How Ron DeSantis Will Spend All His New Free Time, Now That He's No Longer Running for President
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Beauty Tips for Attracting a Republican Man
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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We're Your Favorite Band from High School and We're Really, Really Old Now
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Donkey Kong's Daily Planner
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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In Order to Appease Everyone in Our Community, We Decided to Rename Our School to 'Robert E. Lee Was Bad High School'
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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Are You Staying at "Clyde's Rustic Farmhouse Escape" AirBnB or Trapped in an Escape Room?
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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How to Write Brfly
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Other Mirror Mirror On The Wall Queries...
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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These Targeted Ads Don't Know Me At All
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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Homer's Odyssey Character or Skin Rash Medication
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Werner Herzog's Requiem for a Steamboat
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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I'm a Resolutions Girly and I Demand to Hear Your New Year's Resolutions
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Top Ten Top Ten Numbers of 2023
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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New Year's Resolutions Of Artificial Intelligence
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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College Football Coach Explains at Postgame Press Conference Why He Had Charlie Brown Kick Potential Game-Winning Field Goal
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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Where's Melania?
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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The Backstory Cookbook: For Those Who Actually Prefer the Long Story About Why Food Is Essential Instead of Actual Recipes
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Other Stuff Atlas Held Up On His Shoulders
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Snowy Snuggles
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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I Forgot to Tip My Mailman This December, and Now He's Vindictively Redacting My Holiday Letters
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Last Minute Stocking Stuffer Ideas
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Holiday Songs Updated for the 21st Century
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Avoiding No-Well
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Ways Giuliani Can Try to Earn the $148 Million…
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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I'm Just a Bull Trying to Catch My Train, and I Can't Believe How Fucking Terrible Our Transportation System Is
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Lies Your Wife Has Told You
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Santa's 9-1-1 Call Transcripts
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Lesser Known Holiday Specials
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Unanswered Hollywood Christmas Movie Want Ads
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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I'm Professional Tracker Hudson Rattlesnake and I Will Find Where You Parked Your Car
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Dead Zone
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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All I Want For Christmas Is YouPorn
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Roku City's Police Blotter
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Sam Altman, Sam Bankman-Fried, or Sam the Snowman?
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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That's A Party School
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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The Other Chalkboards That Will Hunting Wrote On As A Janitor
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Super Powers
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Why George Santos Doesn't Mind Being Expelled From Congress
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Simple Airbnb Check-Out Instructions From Your Host
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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GAG A MAGA! Down N' Dirty Details Of The Most Recent Trump Gag Order
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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As a Woman, I'll Be the First to Apologize for Apologizing So Much
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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Why Is Everyone Talking About (The Movie) A.I. Artificial Intelligence?
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Rejoice Mortals! We the Gods of Olympus Have Agreed on a New Code of Ethics to Hold Ourselves Accountable
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Post Thanksgiving Rituals
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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QAnom nom nom- A Handy Guide On How To Celebrate Thanksgiving While Also Maintaining Your Favorite Batshit Crazy Cult Member Beliefs
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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Updated Rules For The Turkey Trot T-Shirt Design Contest
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Thanksgiving Internationale By Chef Louis
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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It's Me, Macy's Ronald McDonald Balloon, Afloat Yet Adrift
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Reaping Reflections
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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Interview With This Year's Presidentially Pardoned Turkey
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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If You Hire Me to Be Your Social Media Manager, I Guarantee I Will Decrease Your Online Presence
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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Frequently Asked Questions Regarding Your New Clone
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Literary Classics Reimagined for Flu Season by My Inner Sophomore
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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We Regret to Inform You That Your Son Has Been Waitlisted for Preschooler Gymnastics
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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But Did You Put It on the Calendar?
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Truly Terrible Signs That You're Attending A Crummy Carnival
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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FixDandy's Totally Foolproof, Nearly Entirely Safe, and Probably Almost Legal DIY Guide to Ceiling Fan Replacement
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Scenes from the CrossStitch Games
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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Resolving The Diarrhea Paradox Plaguing Us All
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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Despite Recent Events We Will Continue To Sell Our Ghostface Voice Modulator
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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I'm The Last Green Leaf On This Tree And I Will Not Give In To Fall Peer Pressure
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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Can We Circle Back On This Exorcism?
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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It's The Other Door, Stupid
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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I'm Being Haunted By a Farting Ghost
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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No Treats? Here Are Some New Tricks!
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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LinkedIn Recommendations for Halloween
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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A Haunting Plea to the HOA: Halloween Decor Disaster
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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How to Tell Whether Someone is a Spooky Costume Person, a Silly Costume Person, or a Sexy Costume Person
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Failed Pitches From The Guy Who Invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Sorry, Kid, No Handouts - Here's How You Can Earn Your Halloween Candy
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Lame Late Night Horror Shows
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Ouija Board Do's And Don'ts
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Gotham City's Ladies' Charitable Auxiliary Wishes to Apologize
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Scent Memories From the Last Time I Went Camping
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Are You Living Through Menopause Or The Climate Crisis?
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Acceptable Ways To Pronounce "Entrepreneuer"
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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QUIZ: ALF or MILF?
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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You're Probably Wondering Why There's an Empty Pizza Box in My Trunk
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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The Parents' Music Resource Center Returns with an Urgent Message: Beware of Billy Corgan This Halloween and Protect Your Pumpkins!
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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24/7 Diners On Every Celestial Body
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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New Event Venues for Climate Change
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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An Open Letter to the Personal Trainer Who Entered the Gym Washroom and Yelled, "Fuck, It Smells Like Shit in Here!"
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Want to Write and Get Published in 5 Easy Steps? Just Remember this Handy Rotting Deer Metaphor
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Matterhornier and 8 Other Disney World Upgraded Attractions
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Sounds Off On Other Movies
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Your Internal Organs: Ranked!
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Biographies of Side Characters in Every Rom-Com
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Questions I Have For The House Judiciary Committee Chairman
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Sex With Me, Sponsored By Brooklinen
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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Baby Babble Translations for New Moms
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Care And Maintenance Of Your Possessed Ventriloquist Puppet
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Elon Musk's Proposed Fee Schedule for X (formerly Twitter)
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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Stephen King's Past Birthday Wishes
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Colonoscopy Prep Playlist for Generation X (Kind of in Order, at Least Based on My Colon's Behavior)
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Trumper Stickers (Bumper Stickers Commonly Found On The Trucks Of Trump Voters)
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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An Influencer Reviews the Cardiologist
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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'Wake Them Up at 2 AM,' and Other Hacks to Get Your Kids Ready for School
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Hollywood Memo: I.P. Daily
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Ten Sure-Bet Reality Shows Canceled After Initial Approval
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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CARTOON: 3-D Copier
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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The Great Rock Debate: The Beatles or The Dino Dudes?
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Seinfeld Reunion: The Dick Pic
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Podcasts You Should Be Listening To RIGHT NOW!! No, I'm serious, RIGHT NOW!! Go, Now!! Why Are You Still Reading This???
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Audience Reviews From Romeo and Juliet's Opening Night
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Retirement?
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Items Found in Burning Man's Porta Potties
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Pretty Basic Skinny Dip Tips
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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SAG-AFTRA Answers FAQs About Labor Day Celebrations During the Strike
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Internal Memo From Producers Re: Fall 2023 TV/Film Schedule
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Depressing Karaoke Night
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Jesse Watters' Unblemished Record of Heterosexuality
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Ten Reasons Why I Still Plan to Consume Alcohol Next Weekend Despite Being on Anti-Inflammatory Medication
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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This City Has Really Gone Downhill
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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I'm the Republican Who's Going to Beat Donald Trump and- Oh No I Just Shit My Pants
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Album Names For Your Dad's Bluegrass Cover Band
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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A Peek Inside a College Parent Facebook Page
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Breakfast At Tiffany's
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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Quiz: Are You Experiencing Violent, Bone-Shaking Airplane Turbulence, Or Is Your Toddler Just Having Another Turbulent Tuesday?
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Detective, if You Mess up 18 or 19 More Times You're off the Case
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Elevator Pitches for Elevators
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Diet Tips for Presidential Hopefuls
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Signs That Your Summer Camp Is Actually a Religious Cult
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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How Dare You Haters Criticize My Hit Country Song, "Trump Will Kick Your Sorry Woke Asses."
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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Neighborhood Highlights, According to My Dog
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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Classy Alternatives for When Your Extra Virgin Olive Oil Isn't Extra Enough
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Thanks For Cooking, I'll Do The Dishes
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Talkward w/ guest Justin Avery Smith
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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Amenities at the Anti-Patriarchy Day Spa
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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All These Ballplayers Spontaneously Bursting Into Flames Is Killing Baseball
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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No, I'm Not Prepared To Tell You How I'd Like My Hair Cut
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Rejected Expressions to Say 'It's So Hot'
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Benjamin Moore Paint Palettes Used In The Making Of The Over-The-Top Barbie Movie
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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What Your Therapist's Couch Says About Them
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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Other New Florida State Board of Education Guidelines
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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The Mayor Doesn't Have a Magic Wand.
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Things To Consider When Buying A New Swimsuit
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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A Statement on Our Relationship From American Airlines and JetBlue Airways
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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You Love This Ad for the Barbie (the Movie)/Progressive Insurance Commercial Barbie (the Doll)-Themed Pinkberry Flavor
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Classic, Respected Literature As Tasteless, Lowbrow Poop Jokes
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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Burning Questions for Greg, The Magical Talking Sentient Penis Pump
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Uncover Up
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Responses to the Question, 'Is Your Company Hiring Assassins?
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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Mission Impossible Movie or Improv Troupe?
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Classic Children's Books Updated for Our Time
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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Gambling Problem? Visit Our Casino!
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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The Rise and Fall of My Cat, Former Zoom Celebrity: An Oral History
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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Ridiculous Questions I Have About the New Social Media App Threads
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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Delivery Notifications Ahead of the Teamsters Strike
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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Joey Chestnut’s Yelp Review of Nathan’s Famous, Coney Island, July 5
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Your Dog's Guide To A Safe And Happy Fourth Of July, by Your Dog
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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CARTOON: Dessert Defense
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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News Briefs: Middle Aged Eagle Scout Top Recruitment Pick For Local Area Cults
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Please Do Not Show My Child Michelangelo’s David for I Wish to Bang It
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Christmas Song Lyrics that Go Hard to Sell You a New or Preowned Vehicle
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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I Saw Mommy Kissing the Easter Bunny (But So Did Santa Claus, Unfortunately)
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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How to Tell if You’re Lighting the Menorah or Gaslighting the Jewish People
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Mrs. Claus' Dec 24th To Do (While Santa Is Away) List
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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Wing Man
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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A Senator’s Holiday Gift Guide For His Secret Girlfriend
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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Power Ranking The Best and Worst Mall Santa Laps For My Children
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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We At HBOMax Have Decided To Cancel Earth
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Financial Terms, According To My Teenager
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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The Secrets Behind Your Favorite Movie SFX
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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NEW Game of Thrones! Except Instead of the 7 Kingdoms, It’s the 16 Myers-Brigg’s Types
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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I'm Yukon Cornelius, Aerosmith's Original Front Man
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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TRANSCRIPT: The Official Country Crock Podcast w/ guest The Grinch
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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More Terrifying German Monsters Who are Not Krampus for the Other Holidays
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Talkward w/ guest Amy Fusselman
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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We at the Bob Committee Are Here to Diversify Your Company
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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So You Want to Date a Teddy Bear: Ranking Teddy Bears by their Sensibility, Dependability, and F#ckability
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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What I Assume the Ancient Romans Did for Exercise
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Black Magic Friday's Best Deals, Steals & Spells!!!
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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9 Classic Cocktails for Dreaded Family Gatherings
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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"Don't Smile Until Thanksgiving" and Other Tips for New Teachers
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Get Ready for the Biggest International Party Where None of Your Favorite Ways to Celebrate Are Legal
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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The Final Diary Entries From the Turkey That The President Did Not Pardon
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Tethered Traditions
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Our Family Faces Many Challenges Inside This Closed Garage
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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New Proposed National Holidays
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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Twitter.com's Exchanges & Returns
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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Fight Or Flight Or Flex
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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The Official Dream Dinner Party Podcast w/ guest Carlos Greaves
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Can You Tell Me How To Get, How To Get Away From Cancelled Street? Sesame Street Characters Apology Tour
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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As the Mechanic Who Changed Your Tires, if the Car Goes 100 Mph I’ll Take All the Credit, but if the Wheels Fall Off You Can’t Blame Me
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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I’m the Cologuard Box, and I Can Diagnose your Personality Disorder
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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How To Tell People You Voted Other Than An “I Voted” Sticker
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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I’m Bombarding You With Texts Before Election Day So You’ll Definitely Vote for Me
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Talkward w/ guest Gary Almeter
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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Looming Threat of a Recession? Here's 8 Surefire Money Saving Tips!
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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I Am Happy with My Choice to Remain Childless. Also, Call Me “Uncle Jon.” You Must Care for Me When I Am Old.
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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Transcript From The Recent Emergency Meeting Of The Multiversal Council Of Kanyes
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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The Tell-Tale Joint
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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Spoiled: A Visual Diary of Compromised Groceries
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Don’t Say You Worship Satan If It’s Only on Halloween
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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#MoneyAMonster
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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'So Your Fiancée Woke Up with a Pumpkin Head, Now What?'
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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Spooky High is Closing
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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The Official Dream Dinner Party Podcast w/ Gary and Ross
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Kit Quickie- QAnyms: QAnon Acronyms
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Vegetable-Inspired Halloween Candy No One Wants
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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I’m Sorry for Wearing a Sexy Nurse Costume to Your Event But It’s Kinda Your Fault for Having It Close to Halloween
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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#KillerCandies
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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Horror Movie Villains Explain Why They’re Quiet Quitting
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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We Aren’t Coddling Our Gen Z Students, but They Think Your Class Is Too Hard, so You’re Fired
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Rejected Netflix Dahmer Series Promotional Materials
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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REVIEW: Halloween Ends
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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I, Michael Myers, Want a Restraining Order Against Laurie Strode
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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Welcome to Mom’s Night at the Swanky Swill
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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I Will No Longer Unsubscribe
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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How Not to Come to Terms with Your Unread Books in Twenty-Five Steps
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Lesser-Known Quitting Styles
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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How to Hold Your Therapist’s Attention
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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The Republican Emperors Hereby Present You With An Opportunity To Become Esteemed Gladiators
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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How NFL Teams Got Their Names
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Things People Say to Writers Translated
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Most Toxic?
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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Just Desserts (Revenge Bakery Menu)
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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Pool Rules for Dan
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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The Many Nicknames of William Shakespeare
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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The Tax-Hating Messages Inside Shakira’s Biggest Hits
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Non-Sexist Things That Bros Come Before
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Feeding Time
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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BOOK EXCERPT: The Carlyles
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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For Dummies By Dummies
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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A Modern Guide To Translating Small Talk
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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Shocking Truths of the Cereal Mascots
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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As A Mason Jar, I’ve Had Enough of These Barn Weddings
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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The Cartoon Pad w/ guest Mick Stevens
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Baggyfish
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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Truly Terrible Ways to Make Friends as an Adult
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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At UnitedHealthcare We’re Addressing Your Medical Expense Concerns By Ignoring You and Redesigning Our Website
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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Thank You For Listening To Our Podcast!
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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I’m Dorg, The Lowly Servant in Charge of Lighting Every Single Candle at House Targaryen and It’s Bullshit That My Scenes Always Get Cut
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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Talkward w/ guest Craig Thomas
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Acceptable Mermaid Skin Tones: A Guide for Racists
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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PSA from an Internet Troll
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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Totally Straight High School News Your Administration Will Approve Of
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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After Years Of Tireless Service And Dedication, I, Your Metabolism, Have Decided To Quietly Quit
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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The Finalists for Mindfulness Magician of the Year!
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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Eloise is STILL at The Plaza
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Dear Hogwarts, I Am Absolutely Begging You To Fund the Humanities
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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God Announces He Will Forgive Some Sins
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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Quiz: Are You a Worker Under Late Stage Capitalism or a Monkey Trying to Type Shakespeare as Part of the Infinite Monkey Theorem?
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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What Your Favorite Restaurant Bread Says About You
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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EXCERPT: The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won't Answer to, Anyway)
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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Summer Barbecue Tips from the Supreme Court of the United States
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Meet the Animal Mayors Running, Scampering, and Flying for Reelection in 2022
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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REVIEW: The Disastrous Dating Life Of Diane Damone
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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The 5 Stages of Grief Automated Voice Message System
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Mis-Fortune Cookie
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Airflow
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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Talkward w/ guest AJ DiCosimo
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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StreetEasy Listings From Your Broker, Edgar Allan Poe
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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I Miss the Good Old Days When Healthy Relationship Standards Meant Men Doing Whatever They Wanted and Women Shutting the Hell Up
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Jabba the Husband
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Grandma’s Quick & Easy Chocolate Chip Cookies and Entire Life
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Inventory List Of The FBI's Raid Of Trump
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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A Millennial Metamorphosis
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Cover Letter For a Job I Do Not Want But Need
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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How to Store Fruits and Vegetables
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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If Only My Immigrant Great Grandfather Could See Me Now, He’d Say “Where Am I?”
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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A Breakdown Of Where Your Weekly Church Contribution Goes
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Unsolved Mysteries: Who’s that Lady?
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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What You Remember From Your Summer Reading Homework Based On What Kind Of Student You Were
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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Three Digit Phone Numbers to Memorize Next Time You’re in a Jam
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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Quiz: Your Cat Or Your Teenager?
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Select Scenes From The QAnanny Sitcom
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Dog Daze
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Feminist Anthems Rewritten to Accurately Promote Multi-Level Marketing Schemes
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Geoffrey’s Sad Clown Rental
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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How To Prepare Your Meal Kit Dinner in 25 Infuriating Steps: A Tutorial
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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The Life Cycle Of Your New Brita Filter And You
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer-Space Visitors
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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CARTOON: My Four-Year-Old Rates Cups
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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Famous Hemingway Quotes in Context
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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ColonBroom FAQ
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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What Your Coffee Table Book Says About You
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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We’re Doing Nothing Effective to Reduce Crime, COVID, or Homelessness, but Here Are Three FKing Obvious Tips for Surviving a Nuclear Attack
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Road Trip Stops You Won't Want To Miss!!
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Worcestershire Sauce Gone Sour from Being Ignored
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Spyware
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Quiz: 2022 Wimbledon Finalist or Scripps Spelling Bee Word
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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An Open Letter To The Guy Who Exposed Himself On Stage At The Music Festival
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Truly Terrible Beach Tips
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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Find the Best Swimsuit for Your Evacuation Type This Flood Season
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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The Best Thing About Taking My Young Kids to the Pool Is Having My Balls Repeatedly Crushed By Their Feet
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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QUIZ: Are You Talking To Your 4-Year-Old Son or Your Husband?
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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I Love Self-Checkout Because I Never Steal And I Always Pay For Each Of My Items Every Time
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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An Open Letter On Climate Change From Me, A Mobster.
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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QaDon's- American Bistro For American's Who Don't Like America
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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Brainstorm For Dolly Parton’s Google Doodle
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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I’m Susan Collins and, By Golly, I’ve Been Duped Again!
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Poll: Nobody Wants to Hear About Your Dumb Dream
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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This Pride Month, Ben & Jerry’s Is Introducing New Flavors To Help You Come Out To Your Aging Parents
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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Breaking: Women Across the US Overreact to Losing a Basic Human Right
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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Sonic The Hedgehog Tips & Tricks!!!
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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10 Things I (A Gen X Parent) Have Learned From My Gen Z Kids — In Haiku
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Guide to Summertime Portmanteaus
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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The Life Coaching for Life Coaches’ Life Coaches Seminar Is Full
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Urgent: It’s Me, Reality. I’m Trying to Get in Touch With You!
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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My Favorite Genre Is True Crime, Which I Consume With the Utmost Reverence
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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Hello My So-Called Plant Sitter, Care To Explain These 45 Dead Ferns?
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Monopoly for Millennials: The Updated Rulebook
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Spelling Bee Or STD
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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NOW CASTING: Romantic Lead For New Wave Reality Dating Show Filmed Primarily In A Sensory Deprivation Chamber
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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Even Though the Office Is Still Completely Engulfed in Flames, I’m Gonna Need You All to Come Back in Full Time
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Horror or Hallmark?
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Sedona's Bell Rock Energy Vortex Yelp Review: One Star
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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AK Mart and 14 Other NRA approved Wedding Registries
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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No One Has The Right To Take Away Our Doors
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Truly Terrible Wedding Toasts & Announcements
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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#SuperheroSodas
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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The Boner Ban Bill, Because Life Begins at Erection
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Welcome to Burrito California (a Local Tex-Mex Restaurant That Gave Don Henley Diarrhea)
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Reality Show Spinoffs The World’s Not Ready For
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May 27, 2022 |
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Zillow Listing for Ted Cruz’s Special Place in Hell
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May 27, 2022 |
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Fake Product History: The Evolution of KY Jelly
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May 26, 2022 |
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Closing Credits From The Biopic Of Charles Lindbergh’s Baby
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May 24, 2022 |
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Our Favorite Authors and Their Favorite Drugs
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May 24, 2022 |
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Level With Me...How Exactly Is The Multiverse Different From Our Universe?
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May 20, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Supply Pains
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May 20, 2022 |
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Paintings of Classical Antiquity That Pay Homage To Breasts
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May 19, 2022 |
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Modern YOLO Alternatives
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May 17, 2022 |
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Yoga Poses To Help You Feel Closer To Death
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May 17, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Electric Car-toon
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May 13, 2022 |
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Your Luggage is Not Lost; It’s on a Journey of its Own Choosing
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May 13, 2022 |
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Michael Bay Punches Up Classic Literature
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May 12, 2022 |
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Senator Susan Collins Reacts to Other Sidewalk Chalk Art
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May 11, 2022 |
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Relax Ladies - I’m Totally Ready to be an Unintended Dad
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May 10, 2022 |
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Things That Are Easier to Get Than an Abortion in America
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May 05, 2022 |
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Voicemails From My Kombucha Mother (SCOBY) Who I’ve Neglected In The Back Of The Fridge
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May 05, 2022 |
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Excerpts from A Book About A Star Wars Jazz Musician Which Sound Way More Perverted Than They Are (Because George Lucas Named Jazz “Jizz”)
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May 04, 2022 |
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Leaking Our Decision To Overturn Roe v. Wade Violates The Supreme Court’s Privacy And Government Bodily Autonomy
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May 04, 2022 |
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Seat Guru for Kids
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May 03, 2022 |
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So, You’re a Scarecrow Looking to Change Professions
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May 03, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Trophy Wall
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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Disney Unveils Plot For New “Reedy Creek Improvement District” Princess Movie
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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AGE DISCRIMINATION COMPLAINT: HANSON V. “THE GUYS”
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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We’re The Restaurant Underneath The Eiffel Tower And People Have Traveled From All Over The World To Eat Our Food!
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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Hi, I’m Joe Pesci and I’ll Be Your Dental Hygienist Today
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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More Musk For Your Buck! Elon Musk's Planned Twitter Changes...
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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A Sea Turtle With a Plastic Straw Stuck Up Its Nose Has Some Thoughts on Recycling
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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This Earth Day, Help Save The Planet By Purchasing Our ‘I Love The Earth’ Synthetic T-Shirt
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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CARTOON: FloriDUH Math
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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Coachella Act or TV Sitcom Catchphrase
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Post Pandemic Party Planning!
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Bagel Problems
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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A Letter From the Easter Bunny to the World’s Candymakers, RE Upcoming Changes
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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The Book of Exodus Amended to Include Laxatives
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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The Last Supper If Jesus Christ Was An Instagram Influencer
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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I, The Easter Bunny, No Longer Want To Be Connected To This Creepy ‘Jesus Rising From The Dead’ Thing
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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An Open Letter To Whoever Is Abandoning Their Used Underwear On The Shower Towel Hook At The Gym
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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FAQ About My Brother-in-Law Absolutely Destroying My Toilet
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Fresh Alternatives To Dying
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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It’s The Great Resignation, Charlie Brown: Linus Puts His Two Weeks in at Charlie Brown’s Vape Shop
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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What To Expect When You're Expecting Extraterrestrials
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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How to Live With an Aggressively Comfortable Couch
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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We’ve Updated Our Preschool’s Curriculum to Help Your Toddler Survive the Coming Climate Apocalypse
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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How to Be a Woman in Advertising, According to the Men I Work With
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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Your Psychiatrist’s Generalized Anxiety Survey
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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Brutally-Honest Petfinder
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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I’m A 9 Year Old Piano Prodigy And Pay No Mind To The Scars All Over My Body
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Let's Get High And Go To The Van Gogh Museum
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Oscar Facts
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Sun Fun
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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We Are Flowers, and We’re Here to Melt Your Fucking Face Off
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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More Obscure Ways Of Bringing Back Luck
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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The Following Preview Has Been Approved For All Audiences By The Motion Picture Association Of America
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Instructions For You If My Pants Are On Fire
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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The Shocking True Story Of Why 6 Was Afraid Of 7
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Things That Go Bundt In The Night: Treats To Terrify Your Taste Buds
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Protects Our Most Vulnerable — People Who Are Still Homophobic in 2022
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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A New Round Of Russian Sanctions
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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You Can Be Anything You Want! And Other Lies We Tell Girls About the Professional World
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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My Best Guess at What Those Six Different Vagacials Currently Offered at My Salon Are
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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All the New Rules in Major League Baseball
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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Questions That Couples on Love Is Blind Should Ask Next Season for Way More Successful Relationships
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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How to Avoid Scams That Target Senior Citizens Like You and Me
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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Every Interview With a 1970s Hollywood Producer
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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At the NYT Op-Ed Desk, We Pride Ourselves on a Rich Journalistic Tradition of Publishing Shit That Doesn’t Really Matter but Will Make Peopl
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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BOOK EXCERPT: Eating Salad Drunk
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Little Debbie's Got A FAQ For You
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Excerpt from Mick Jagger's Time in Analysis
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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I’ve Got My Online Security Locked Down
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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If Cyrano de Bergerac Was an Episode of Catfish: The TV Show
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Brain Drain
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Here’s Why We Have Privatized Our Little Free Library
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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REVIEW: The Batman
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Upcoming Family Interventions
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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Columbo Makes His Wife a Smoothie
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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Devin Nunes Addresses Beta Tester Feedback Amid Soft Launch Of Trump’s New Social Media Platform
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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Cap'n Crunch's Most Irritating Pet Peeves
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Wow, I Thought I Was Having A Psychotic Episode But It Was Just That Weird Suction Noise My Water Bottle Makes
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Welcome to Our Town’s Walking Tour Where We Choose to Focus on Abraham Lincoln’s Visit Here and Not That Famously Bad Thing That Happened in
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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9 Interesting Facts About Babies For People Thinking About Having One
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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How Romeo and Juliet Would Have Ended if Written By Children's Authors
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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What You Saw Last Night Was a Natural Expression of Love Between Two People With CPAP Machines
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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CARTOON: Pet Influencer
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Our Valentine’s Day Prix Fixe Menu Does NOT Allow for Substitutions, Because YOU MADE A COMMITMENT TO IT
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Thank You for Inviting Me to Your Super Bowl Party, But Why is This Nothing Like Friday Night Lights?
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Situations When Breakfast Cereals Other than Life Flash Before Your Eyes
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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Other Catchphrases John Wilkes Booth Considered Before “Sic Semper Tyrannis!”
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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The CEO of Frontier Airlines Addresses FAQ’s On The New Merger
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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Play FRUGLE! The New Word Game That Will Never Go Up Behind A Paywall
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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You're Leaving The Playground All Wrong
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Talkward w/ guest Mike Sacks
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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Whoever Keeps Spreading Rumors Around About Me Being Really Charming Needs To Stop It Right Now
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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Cosmopolitician Magazine
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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Enjoy Your Weekly Humorist Article, Hartford
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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Updates on Your Dad’s New Year’s Resolutions
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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Tucker Carlson Rates Other Famous Mascots Based On Hotness
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Joe Rogan's Other Favorite Conspiracy Theories
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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Quiz: Pokémon or Cryptocurrency
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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As a Passenger on the Titanic, I’m So Glad We All Decided to Go On With Our Lives as the Ship Sinks
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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It’s My Job as Governor to Protect Florida From the Ever-Encroaching Threat of Self Awareness
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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If the Liberals Have Their Way, There Will Be No Bangable Chocolate at All
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Welcome to the Manchin-Sinema Diner. I’m Todd, and I’ll Be Your Stonewaller This Evening
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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An Update on the Oompa Loompa Unionizing Efforts
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Most Common FAQ for Wummies Weed Gummies
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Six Snowmen Who Will Melt Your Heart and Then Themselves
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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We Are Here To Inform You That Our Queen Cover Band Only Plays ‘Crazy Little Thing Called Love'
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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I’m Just Calling to Follow Up on the Email I’m About to Send You
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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New Dating Apps That Hopefully No One Will Ever Need
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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The Omicron Variants
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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Introducing: GODSHOT
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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A Viewer’s Guide to What Would Have Been the 79th Annual Golden Globes
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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Quiz: Apology from a Jan. 6 Rioter or Comment After a 6-Hour Game of Monopoly?
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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#CannabisACandy
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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Highlights From The Capitol Insurrection Reunion Special Hosted By James Corden
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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Shiv Roy’s Tips for How To #GirlBoss Your Way Through Losing Control of the Family Company
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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My Proudest Accomplishments From 2021
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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QUIZ: Do You Have a Celebrity Crush or an Unhealthy Attraction to Sexy Psychopaths?
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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Some More Sus Guidance From the CDC - We’re beginning to think they’re not taking things seriously
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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I’m Your Housekeeper and Yes...I Judge You
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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CARTOON: Knee Slap
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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12 Festive Ways To Fire A Whole Bunch Of Employees Right Before Christmas
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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Santa’s Most Surprisingly Requested Gifts
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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Introducing The North Pole Podcast Network
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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Cautionary Christmas Tale From Harry Ellis: Cocaine And Terrorists Don’t Mix
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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The Collective Bargaining Agreement Of Santa’s Reindeer
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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I’m a Christmas Elf and There’s Nothing Festive About My Legs Dangling From This Car’s Trunk
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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I’m The Peloton Bike That Killed Mr. Big, and I’d Like to Set The Record Straight
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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Seven Festive Medleys For the 2021 Holiday Season
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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Bob Ross Teaches the Joy of Painting Your Crippling Anxiety
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Your Holiday Streaming Guide
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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We Are Your Computer Overlords, And We Have Become Self-Conscious
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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To Say Hi to Someone You Recognize On The Street, or Not?
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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We, The Invading Aliens, Would Like To Thank Everyone Who Refused To Protect Themselves From Us
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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Assertiveness Training for Geese
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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The Most Dangerous Game Night: Ways To Spice Up Boring Old Board Games
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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I’m The Cookie Monster And It’s Time I Stop Limiting Myself In Terms Of Cookies
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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Beware of Humans at the Dog Park
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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Children’s Book Ideas For Bored, Out-Of-Touch Celebrities
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Come Buy Our Grocery Store’s Matzah That We Advertise for Any and All Jewish Holidays!
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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The Doctor Says I Need More Cheese In My Diet And That You Can Take It Up With Him If You Disagree Or Think I’m Lying Because I’m Not
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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What Your Favorite Thanksgiving Dish Says About You
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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A Definitive Ranking Of Things To Do About An Hour After You Eat Your Thanksgiving Meal
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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Everything On This Thanksgiving Table Is Made From Goldfish® Crackers
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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Straight Guys: Love 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner & Body Wash? Meet Your New Must-Haves
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Thrilling Thanksgiving Thrillers!!!
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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The Forbes 10 Under 10
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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Top Reasons Cited For Not Showing Up To The January 6th Committee
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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No, I Don’t Have A Gambling Problem And Here’s My Bank Statement From My Family Trip To The Carnival To Prove It
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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I Must Regretfully Decline Your Invitation to Beef
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Snap, Crackle, Pop, Slurp: An Oral History
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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The Online Reviews I’m Endlessly Scrolling to Find
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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The Merchant of Venice Emails His Shipping Container Company To Inquire About His Delayed Sex Goods
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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Reasons That I'm Not Coming To Your Baby Shower
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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Doesn’t My Stupid Ass Grandma Know About Inflation?
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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O Captain Crunch, My Captain Crunch And 9 Other Corporate Naming Rights Suggestions for Great Works Of Poetry
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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Amendments to Your Wedding Guest List From Your Mom
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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How To Do The Impossible: Getting Water Out of a Tire
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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The Rules of Baseball Caps
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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New Listing: Dead Body Will be Removed with All Waived Inspections
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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The Email Graveyard
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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Your Guide To Being A Spookily Great HalloWingman: Tips On Helping Your Buddy Get The Most, Best Candy While Trick Or Treating
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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I’m Michael Myers from Halloween and I Just Want to Talk About Your Car’s Extended Warranty
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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Little-Known Backstories of Misunderstood Halloween Candies
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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How to Trick the Unvaccinated into Getting the COVID Vaccine, According to Six Children's Party Magicians
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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Upcoming Episodes on Season 2 of The Goop Lab
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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“Swamp Monster Makeovers: Fabulous Species-Defying Transformations to Win Friends and Confuse People” An Excerpt from How to Survive a Human
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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Humdrum Horror Hobbies
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Gregor Samsa Returns to Work
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Variants of Benedict Cumberbatch We Expect to See in The Multiverse of Madness
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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Martin Short was Named After his Height and other Insight from an Unofficial Hollywood Tour
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Your Company Is Giving You One Day off to Fix the Mental Health We Destroyed
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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Streaming And Screaming!
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best (Book Excerpt)
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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FAQ: The General Insurance
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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80s Movies: The Updated List
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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Trump Live-Tweets the Cats Movie
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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Additional Clauses to Your NYC Apartment Lease Rider: An Excerpt of a Handwritten Legal Document from My New Landlord
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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Translating Your Office Water Cooler’s Little Gurgle Noises
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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Are You There God? It’s Me, Sarah From pdfFiller
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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Stop Degrading My Stories with Your Smut: A Plea from a Former Mad Libs Writer
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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At The Fantasy Island Frozen Yogurt Stand
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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I'm Your Computer Keyboard And I'm Begging You, Please Stop Eating Over Me
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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17 Ways To Make It Seem Like You’re Still Listening When You’ve Stopped Paying Attention
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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WHO TED IT: Lasso or Nugent?
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Most Commonly Accessed FAQs On The Farmers Only Website
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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How To Install An Outdoor Trampoline Basketball Hoop (Or Anything Else Requiring Assembly)
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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Yoga to be Kidding: My G-Spot is not between my Y O and A-Spot
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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The Five Stages of Sleep After Eating a Burrito Mojado
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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Signs That Summer Is Almost Over...
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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A Layman’s Understanding of Food Recipes
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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Human Resource Emails Sent to James Bond
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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A Viewer’s Guide To World Cup Injuries
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Jun 13, 2018 |
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A Viewer’s Guide To World Cup Injuries
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Jun 13, 2018 |
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How to Get More Sleep
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May 25, 2018 |
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How to Get More Sleep
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May 25, 2018 |
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Episode Descriptions from Netflix’s All-New Real-Time Reality Show: Escape/Room
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Apr 13, 2018 |
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Episode Descriptions from Netflix’s All-New Real-Time Reality Show: Escape/Room
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Apr 13, 2018 |
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Wedding Rejection Emails
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Mar 30, 2018 |
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Wedding Rejection Emails
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Mar 30, 2018 |
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Weekly Humorist's Guide To Hip, Hot Mid-Season Replacement TV Shows!
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Jan 24, 2018 |
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Weekly Humorist's Guide To Hip, Hot Mid-Season Replacement TV Shows!
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Jan 24, 2018 |
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The Weekly Humorist Bookshelf
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Jan 19, 2018 |
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The Weekly Humorist Bookshelf
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Jan 19, 2018 |