Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Subscribers: 1237
Reviews: 17
Episodes: 365

2bepainted
 Sep 4, 2024


 Nov 5, 2023

Autumn
 Apr 6, 2023
This podcast is so funny! I love their dynamic and the tangents they go off of during the show. Christine is really funny and Alex sounds like Guybrush Threepwood!

Crystal
 Mar 22, 2023


 Sep 9, 2022

Description

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

Episode Date
312: Reviews of Trampoline Parks
Nov 20, 2024
311: Reviews of Old People Food
Nov 13, 2024
310: Reviews of Arcades
Nov 06, 2024
309: Halloween Extravaganza
Oct 30, 2024
308: Reviews of Ghost Hunting Equipment
Oct 23, 2024
307: Reviews of Caskets
Oct 16, 2024
306: Reviews of Stuff for Your Man Cave
Oct 09, 2024
305: Xandy Things Because It's My Birthday
Oct 02, 2024
304: Reviews of Bell Towers
Sep 25, 2024
303: Reviews of Football Stadiums
Sep 18, 2024
302: LIVE from Washington, DC!
Sep 11, 2024
301: Best Reviews from Tour 2024
Sep 04, 2024
300: REVIEWS OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET
Aug 28, 2024
299: Reviews of Travel Agencies
Aug 21, 2024
298: Reviews of Wisconsin Dells
Aug 14, 2024
297: Between You And Us
Aug 07, 2024
296: Reviews of Pet Supplements
Jul 31, 2024
295: LIVE from Salt Lake City!
Jul 24, 2024
294: Reviews of Catholic Schools
Jul 17, 2024
293: Reviews of Dog Groomers
Jul 10, 2024
292: Reviews of Fireworks Stores
Jul 03, 2024
291: Reviews of Museum Gift Shops
Jun 26, 2024
290: Reviews of Fake Plants
Jun 19, 2024
289: Reviews of Pride Parades
Jun 12, 2024
288: Reviews of Hot Air Balloon Rides
Jun 05, 2024
287: Reviews of Food Delivery Services
May 29, 2024
286: Reviews of Jude Law
May 22, 2024
285: Reviews of Shrek
May 15, 2024
284: Reviews of Evil Sounding Drinks
May 08, 2024
283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals
May 01, 2024
282: Reviews of Groupons
Apr 24, 2024
281: Reviews of Mattress Stores
Apr 17, 2024
280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences
Apr 10, 2024
279: Review of Paint and Sips
Apr 03, 2024
278: Reviews from 2004
Mar 27, 2024
277: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese Part 2
Mar 20, 2024
276: Reviews of Rest Stops
Mar 13, 2024
275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles
Mar 06, 2024
274: Reviews of Lego
Feb 28, 2024
273: Reviews of Fall Out Boy
Feb 21, 2024
272: Reviews of Reality Dating Shows
Feb 14, 2024
271: Reviews of The Office
Feb 07, 2024
270: Reviews of Moving Companies
Jan 31, 2024
269: Reviews of Hot Sauces
Jan 24, 2024
268: Reviews of Schiefer
Jan 17, 2024
267: Between You And Us
Jan 10, 2024
266: Reviews of Community Colleges
Jan 03, 2024
265: Reviews of Skating Rinks
Dec 27, 2023
264: Reviews of Drag Brunch
Dec 20, 2023
263: Reviews of Nude Beaches
Dec 13, 2023
262: Reviews of Tattoo Parlors
Dec 06, 2023
261: Reviews of Food Trucks
Nov 29, 2023
260: Barbie or Oppenheimer?
Nov 22, 2023
259: Glassdoor Reviews
Nov 15, 2023
258: Reviews of Hair Dye
Nov 08, 2023
257: Reviews of Horror Movies
Nov 01, 2023
256: Reviews of Naughty Halloween Costumes
Oct 25, 2023
255: Reviews of Pet Halloween Costumes
Oct 18, 2023
254: Reviews of Corn Mazes
Oct 11, 2023
253: Reviews of Florida Man
Oct 04, 2023
252: Reviews of Laser Tag
Sep 27, 2023
251: Reviews of Trails
Sep 20, 2023
250: Reviews of Children’s Museums
Sep 13, 2023
249: Reviews of Microwave Meals
Sep 06, 2023
248: Best Reviews From Tour
Aug 30, 2023
247: Reviews of Haunted Hotels
Aug 23, 2023
246: Dr. Christine
Aug 16, 2023
245: Reviews of Topgolf
Aug 09, 2023
244: Reviews of Squishmallows
Aug 02, 2023
243: Reviews of Hobby Lobby
Jul 26, 2023
242: Reviews of Smut
Jul 19, 2023
241: Reviews of Whole Foods
Jul 12, 2023
240: Reviews of Thrift Stores
Jul 05, 2023
239: Reviews of County Fairs and Porn
Jun 28, 2023
238: Twilight or Classic Literature?
Jun 21, 2023
237: Reviews of Classic Literature
Jun 14, 2023
236: Reviews of Twilight
Jun 07, 2023
235: Reviews of Themed Bed and Breakfasts
May 31, 2023
234: Reviews of Vacation Bible Schools
May 24, 2023
233: Reviews of 90s Computer Games
May 17, 2023
232: Reviews of Coachella
May 10, 2023
231: Reviews of Preschools
May 03, 2023
230: Reviews of Disney Channel Original Movies
Apr 26, 2023
229: Reviews of Weed
Apr 19, 2023
228: Reviews of Rage Rooms
Apr 12, 2023
PREVIEW: Xandy and Christine on Double Threat
Apr 10, 2023
227: Reviews of Hallmark Movies
Apr 05, 2023
226: Reviews of 90s Sitcoms
Mar 29, 2023
225: Reviews of Amusement Parks
Mar 22, 2023
224: Reviews of Breastaurants
Mar 15, 2023
223: Reviews of Pawn Shops
Mar 08, 2023
222: Reviews of Boxed Wine
Mar 01, 2023
221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy
Feb 22, 2023
220: Reviews of Church Festivals
Feb 15, 2023
219: Reviews of The Sims
Feb 08, 2023
218: Reviews of Subscription Boxes
Feb 01, 2023
217: Reviews of Stores that No Longer Exist
Jan 25, 2023
216: Reviews of Gated Communities
Jan 18, 2023
215: Reviews of Buffet Restaurants
Jan 11, 2023
214: Reviews of Wedding DJs
Jan 04, 2023
213: Reviews of Gingerbread Houses
Dec 28, 2022
212: Reviews of Mall Santas
Dec 21, 2022
211: Reviews of Elf on the Shelf
Dec 14, 2022
210: Reviews of Hallmark Christmas Movies
Dec 08, 2022
209: Reviews of Towns with Lewd Names
Dec 08, 2022
208: Reviews of Caves
Nov 23, 2022
207: Reviews of Ben & Jerry's
Nov 16, 2022
206: Reviews of Our Dad's Mail
Nov 09, 2022
205: Reviews of HOT TOPIC
Nov 02, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 41
Oct 31, 2022
204: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese
Oct 26, 2022
203: Reviews of Spirit Halloween Stores
Oct 19, 2022
202: The Eek! Episode
Oct 12, 2022
201: Reviews of Children's Shows
Oct 05, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 40
Sep 30, 2022
200: Reviews of Our Embarrassing Moments
Sep 28, 2022
199: Wedding Chapels in Las Vegas, NV
Sep 21, 2022
198: Reviews of Matchmaking Services
Sep 14, 2022
197: Reviews of Board Games
Sep 07, 2022
196: Reviews of Useless Wish Products
Aug 31, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 39
Aug 29, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 38
Aug 26, 2022
195: Reviews of 55+ Communities
Aug 24, 2022
194: Reviews of Summer Camps
Aug 17, 2022
193: Reviews of Cruises
Aug 10, 2022
192: Reviews of Claire's
Aug 03, 2022
191: Reviews of Recipes
Jul 27, 2022
190: Reviews of Cemeteries
Jul 20, 2022
189: Reviews of Chipotle
Jul 13, 2022
188: Toddler Beds
Jul 06, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 37
Jun 30, 2022
187: Reviews of Camera Stores
Jun 29, 2022
186: Reviews of Trader Joe's
Jun 22, 2022
185: Reviews of Ships
Jun 15, 2022
184: Reviews of Reality TV Shows
Jun 08, 2022
183: Reviews of Michelin Star Restaurants
Jun 01, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 36
May 31, 2022
182: Reviews of Cat Cafes
May 25, 2022
181: Reviews of Waffle Houses
May 18, 2022
180: Reviews of Towing Companies
May 11, 2022
179: Reviews of IKEA
May 04, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 35
Apr 30, 2022
178: Reviews of Children's Books
Apr 27, 2022
177: Reviews of As Seen On TV Products
Apr 20, 2022
176: Reviews of American Girl Doll Locations
Apr 13, 2022
175: Reviews of Exterminators
Apr 06, 2022
174: Etsy Reviews
Mar 30, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 34
Mar 28, 2022
173: Reviews of Rainforest Cafe
Mar 23, 2022
172: Reviews of Coffee Shops in Amsterdam
Mar 16, 2022
171: Reviews of Hard Rock Cafe
Mar 09, 2022
170: Reviews of Benihana
Mar 02, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 33
Feb 28, 2022
169: Reviews of Halls of Fame
Feb 23, 2022
168: Reviews of Sushi Restaurants in Landlocked States
Feb 16, 2022
167: Reviews of Shein Products
Feb 09, 2022
166: Reviews of Phone Repair Shops
Feb 02, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 32
Jan 31, 2022
165: Reviews of Perfumes
Jan 26, 2022
164: Revisiting Old Friends
Jan 19, 2022
163: Reviews of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
Jan 12, 2022
162: Reviews of Helen, Georgia
Jan 05, 2022
Between You And Us: Episode 31
Dec 31, 2021
161: Reviews of Lighthouses
Dec 29, 2021
160: Reviews of Ornaments
Dec 22, 2021
159: Holiday Reviews
Dec 15, 2021
158: QVC Holiday Special
Dec 08, 2021
157: Reviews of Christmas Tree Farms
Dec 01, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 30
Nov 30, 2021
156: Subway or Subway?
Nov 24, 2021
155: Reviews of Subway Sandwiches
Nov 17, 2021
154: Reviews of Subway Stations
Nov 10, 2021
153: Rate My Professors
Nov 03, 2021
152: Reviews of Halloween Attractions
Oct 27, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 29
Oct 25, 2021
151: Reviews of Halloween Costumes
Oct 20, 2021
150: Reviews of Halloween Movies
Oct 13, 2021
149: Pumpkin Reviews
Oct 06, 2021
148: The Ultimate Karen
Sep 29, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 28
Sep 27, 2021
147: Reviews of Whale Watching
Sep 22, 2021
146: Reviews of Beanie Babies
Sep 15, 2021
145: Reviews of Airports
Sep 08, 2021
144: Reviews of Cracker Barrels
Sep 01, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 27
Aug 31, 2021
143: Reviews of Minor League Baseball Stadiums
Aug 25, 2021
142: Reviews of Public Art
Aug 18, 2021
141: Reviews of Storage Facilities
Aug 11, 2021
140: Reviews of Candle Stores
Aug 04, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 26
Jul 31, 2021
139: Reviews of Truck Stops
Jul 28, 2021
138: Reviews of Ripley's Believe It or Not!
Jul 21, 2021
137: Reviews of Car Rentals
Jul 14, 2021
136: Reviews of Islands
Jul 07, 2021
135: Reviews of Pride Merch
Jun 30, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 25
Jun 29, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 24
Jun 28, 2021
134: Reviews of Dick's Last Resorts
Jun 23, 2021
133: Reviews of Gay Bars
Jun 16, 2021
132: Reviews of Public Pools
Jun 09, 2021
131: Reviews of the Gaylord Opryland
Jun 02, 2021
130: Reviews of the Mall of America
May 26, 2021
129: Reviews of Obscure Museums
May 19, 2021
128: World's Largest Landmarks
May 12, 2021
127: Nurseries Plants Garden Centers Seeds? and Seeds Germination Germination! Etsy Etsy Etsy Plant Sellers Plant Sales
May 05, 2021
126: Diners on Route 66
Apr 28, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 23
Apr 26, 2021
125: Pasty Shops in Michigan
Apr 21, 2021
124: Reviews of Escape Rooms
Apr 14, 2021
123: Lil Nas X
Apr 07, 2021
122: Reviews of Churches
Mar 31, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 22
Mar 29, 2021
121: Reviews of Fish Fries
Mar 24, 2021
120: Bagel Shops in New York, New York
Mar 17, 2021
119: Reviews of Crystal Shops
Mar 10, 2021
118: Reviews of Six Flags
Mar 03, 2021
117: Valentine's Day Reviews
Feb 24, 2021
116: Poutineries in Canada
Feb 17, 2021
115: Reviews of Girl Scout Cookies
Feb 10, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 21
Feb 08, 2021
114: Reviews of Renaissance Fairs
Feb 03, 2021
113: Government Buildings in Hawaii
Jan 27, 2021
112: Reviews of Music Venues
Jan 20, 2021
Between You And Us: Episode 20
Jan 18, 2021
111: Reviews of Golden Corral
Jan 13, 2021
110: Ghost Towns in Texas
Jan 06, 2021
109: New Year Reviews
Dec 30, 2020
108: Holiday Reviews
Dec 23, 2020
107: Reviews of Driving Schools
Dec 16, 2020
106: MLMs in Utah
Dec 09, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 19
Dec 07, 2020
105: Reviews of Target
Dec 02, 2020
104: Black Friday Reviews
Nov 25, 2020
103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota
Nov 18, 2020
102: Reviews of Private Investigators
Nov 11, 2020
101: Autumnal Reviews
Nov 04, 2020
100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET
Oct 28, 2020
99: Halloween Reviews
Oct 21, 2020
98: Cemeteries in Louisiana
Oct 14, 2020
97: Apple Orchards in New Hampshire
Oct 07, 2020
96: Corn Mazes in Iowa
Sep 30, 2020
95: Daycares in Indiana
Sep 23, 2020
94: Airports in North Carolina
Sep 16, 2020
93: Malls in New Jersey
Sep 09, 2020
92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA
Sep 02, 2020
91: Beaches in Rhode Island
Aug 26, 2020
90: Small Towns in Ohio
Aug 19, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 18
Aug 17, 2020
89: Lighthouses in Maine
Aug 12, 2020
88: Adult Video Stores in Missouri
Aug 05, 2020
87: Cowboy Boots in Texas
Jul 29, 2020
86: Climbing Gyms in Colorado Springs, Colorado
Jul 22, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 17
Jul 20, 2020
85: Garbage Plates in Rochester, NY
Jul 15, 2020
84: Historical Sites in Italy
Jul 08, 2020
83: Zoos in Norway
Jul 01, 2020
82: Scuba Diving in Guam
Jun 24, 2020
81: Adventure Parks in Puerto Rico
Jun 17, 2020
80: KFC in Japan
Jun 10, 2020
Podcast Blackout
Jun 03, 2020
79: Reviews of Water Parks
May 27, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Few Things Considered
May 22, 2020
78: Craft Stores in Raleigh, NC
May 20, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Karma Will Prevail
May 15, 2020
77: Lakes in Minnesota
May 13, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 16
May 11, 2020
76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA
May 06, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 15
May 01, 2020
75: Buffalo Wings in Buffalo, NY
Apr 29, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Animal Crossing
Apr 25, 2020
74: Cigar Shops in Cuba
Apr 22, 2020
Schiefer Madness: it's about GI troubles that we all have
Apr 18, 2020
73: Monuments in Washington, D.C.
Apr 15, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Erotic Hand Sanitizer
Apr 10, 2020
72: Resorts in Mexico
Apr 08, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Tiger King
Apr 03, 2020
71: Universities in England
Apr 01, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Quarantine Cuties
Mar 28, 2020
70: Lord of the Rings in New Zealand
Mar 25, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Social Distancing
Mar 20, 2020
69: Saint Patrick's Day Reviews Extravaganza
Mar 18, 2020
68: Beaches in Australia
Mar 11, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 14
Mar 09, 2020
67: Reviews of Disney Parks
Mar 04, 2020
66: Nightclubs in Berlin, Germany
Feb 26, 2020
65: Tescos in Dublin, Ireland
Feb 19, 2020
64: Valentine's Day Reviews Extravaganza
Feb 12, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 13
Feb 10, 2020
Live at Spotify HQ in New York, NY
Feb 07, 2020
63: Karaoke Bars in Halifax, NS
Feb 05, 2020
62: Dunkin' Donuts in Concord, NH
Jan 29, 2020
61: Casinos in Biloxi, MS
Jan 22, 2020
60: Pizza Places in Wichita, KS
Jan 15, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 12
Jan 13, 2020
59: Resorts in Charleston, SC
Jan 08, 2020
58: Arcades in Nashville, TN
Jan 01, 2020
57: Holiday Reviews Extravaganza
Dec 25, 2019
56: Ski Resorts in Burlington, VT
Dec 18, 2019
55: Car Dealerships in Fargo, ND
Dec 11, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 11
Dec 09, 2019
54: Menards in Eau Claire, WI
Dec 04, 2019
53: Thanksgiving Reviews Extravaganza
Nov 27, 2019
52: Dry Cleaners in Columbia, MD
Nov 20, 2019
51: Golf Courses in Des Moines, IA
Nov 13, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 10
Nov 11, 2019
50: Apartment Complexes in Grand Rapids, MI
Nov 06, 2019
49: Spooky Spots in Salem, MA
Oct 30, 2019
48: Halloween Stores in Virginia Beach, VA
Oct 23, 2019
47: Wineries in Los Gatos, CA
Oct 16, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 9
Oct 14, 2019
46: Fitness Centers in Cheyenne, WY
Oct 09, 2019
45: Tanning Salons in Huntington Beach, CA
Oct 02, 2019
44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE
Sep 25, 2019
43: Antique Stores in Portland, ME
Sep 18, 2019
42: Ice Cream Parlors in Charleston, WV
Sep 11, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 8
Sep 09, 2019
41: Psychics in Albuquerque, NM
Sep 04, 2019
40: Gas Stations in Wilmington, DE
Aug 28, 2019
39: Bookstores in Portland, OR
Aug 21, 2019
38: McDonald's Restaurants in Billings, MT
Aug 14, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 7
Aug 12, 2019
37: Dollar Stores in Birmingham, AL
Aug 07, 2019
36: Banks in Charlotte, NC
Jul 31, 2019
35: Souvenir Shops in Atlantic City, NJ
Jul 24, 2019
34: Walmarts in Sioux Falls, SD
Jul 17, 2019
33: Bars in Columbus, OH
Jul 10, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 6
Jul 08, 2019
32: Sporting Goods Stores in Anchorage, AK
Jul 03, 2019
31: Breweries in Little Rock, AR
Jun 26, 2019
30: Crab Houses in Baltimore, MD
Jun 19, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 5
Jun 17, 2019
29: Movie Theaters in Providence, RI
Jun 12, 2019
28: Tattoo Shops in Tulsa, OK
Jun 05, 2019
27: Ghost Tours in New Orleans, LA
May 29, 2019
26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI
May 22, 2019
25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ
May 15, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 4
May 13, 2019
24: Post Offices in Washington, DC
May 08, 2019
23: Toy Stores in Chicago, IL
May 01, 2019
22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI
Apr 24, 2019
21: Elementary Schools in Pittsburgh, PA
Apr 17, 2019
20: Nostalgia in Los Angeles, CA
Apr 11, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 3
Apr 08, 2019
19: Coffee Shops in Seattle, WA
Apr 03, 2019
18: Comedy Clubs in Hartford, CT
Mar 27, 2019
17: Hospitals in Boston, MA
Mar 20, 2019
16: Hardware Stores in Nashville, TN
Mar 13, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 2
Mar 11, 2019
15: Record Stores in Indianapolis, IN
Mar 06, 2019
14: Libraries in Los Angeles, CA
Feb 27, 2019
13: Comic Book Shops in New York, NY
Feb 20, 2019
12: Liquor Stores in Louisville, KY
Feb 13, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 1
Feb 11, 2019
11: Strip Clubs in Las Vegas, NV
Feb 06, 2019
10: Museums in Boise, ID
Jan 30, 2019
9: Waffle Houses in Atlanta, GA
Jan 23, 2019
8: Dentists in Denver, CO
Jan 16, 2019
7: Bridal Shops in Houston, TX
Jan 09, 2019
6: Pet Stores in Salt Lake City, UT
Jan 02, 2019
5: Hair Salons in Ann Arbor, MI
Dec 26, 2018
4: Tech Stores in Jacksonville, FL
Dec 19, 2018
3: Car Washes in Minneapolis, MN
Dec 12, 2018
2: Hotels in Kansas City, MO
Dec 12, 2018
1: Grocery Stores in Cincinnati, OH
Dec 10, 2018
TRAILER
Dec 07, 2018