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– Jennifer Mercieca, a professor at Texas A&M University and the author of the forthcoming Demagogue for President: The Rhetorical Genius of Donald Trump

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My husband and I are recovering from COVID-19. We’re getting better. But it’s taken more than two weeks to say that, and that was with the “mild” version, meaning no trouble breathing. This virus is absolutely brutal. “Mild” is not mild by any normal definition.

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WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!

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In reality, there are two reasons gravity trains do not exist. First, a lengthy transit distance would pierce the Earth’s mantle and traverse a region where rock is more fluid than solid. No materials are known that would withstand the tremendous heat and pressure in the inner core. Temperature is estimated as 5,700 K (5,430 °C; 9,800 °F), and pressure as high as about 330 to 360 gigapascals (3,300,000 to 3,600,000 atm). Secondly, frictional losses would be significant. Rolling friction losses could be reduced by using a magnetically levitated train. However, unless all air is evacuated from the tunnel, frictional losses due to air resistance would render the gravity train unusable. Evacuating the atmosphere to make it a vactrain would eliminate this drag but would require additional power. Such objections would not apply for solid planets and moons that do not have an atmosphere.

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Owner: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.

Mr. Praline: PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin’ on it’s back! Remarkable bird, id’nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Owner: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Mr. Praline: “VOOM”?!? Mate, this bird wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ‘E’s bleedin’ demised!

Owner: No no! 'E’s pining!

Mr. Praline: ‘E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

• Let There Be Blood (2007) (IMDB)
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COLOUR

Spanish sunset.

NOSE

Raisin, dates and figs dominate whilst sultana and toffee apples add texture and depth. The weight of flavour from the raisins is dark and rich with great viscosity. Dry ginger and soft cinnamon hint at the edges the edges. Dark chocolate is majestic, vanilla sweetness lingers in the background.

PALATE

Heavy and sumptuous. A rich fruit cake of raisin, dates and figs, apples, sultanas, orange then ginger, nutmeg, cinnamon and hints of clove. Oak notes are like velvet, soft and chic.

FINISH

Silky smooth with a long and full finish.

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Douglas Adams was asked many times why he chose the number 42. Many theories were proposed, including that 42 is 101010 in binary code, that light refracts through a water surface by 42 degrees to create a rainbow, that light requires 10−42 seconds to cross the diameter of a proton. Adams rejected them all. On 3 November 1993, he gave this answer on alt.fan.douglas-adams:

The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’ I typed it out. End of story.

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Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette The wall-to-wall is calling, it lingers, then you forget Oh oh, oh, oh, you’re a rock ‘n’ roll suicide

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It isn’t often we have occasion to employ the term “accidental self-defenestration” in an article, but that phrase certainly applies to the case of Garry Hoy, a 38-year-old lawyer with the Toronto law firm of Holden Day Wilson, who on 9 July 1993 plunged to his death from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Bank Tower building at TD Centre in front of several horrified witnesses:

Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building’s windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lauwers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was “one of the best and brightest” members of the 200-man association.

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Last month, in Minneapolis, I climbed the stairs of a row house to find Al Franken, Minnesota’s disgraced former senator, wandering around in jeans and stocking feet. It was a sunny day, but the shades were mostly drawn. Takeout containers of hummus and carrot sticks were set out on the kitchen table. His wife, Franni Bryson, was stuck in their apartment in Washington, D.C., with a cold, and he had evidently done the best he could to be hospitable. But the place felt like the kind of man cave where someone hides out from the world, which is more or less what Franken has been doing since he resigned, in December, 2017, amid accusations of sexual impropriety.

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According to the documentary History of Rock ‘n’ Roll, King had no intention of recording the song himself. King had written it for the Drifters, who passed on recording it. After the “Spanish Harlem” recording session in 1960, King had some studio time left over. The session’s producers, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, asked if he had any more songs. King played it on the piano for them. They liked it and called the studio musicians back in to record it.

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A proboscis /proʊˈbɒsɪs/ is an elongated appendage from the head of an animal, either a vertebrate or an invertebrate. In invertebrates, the term usually refers to tubular mouthparts used for feeding and sucking. In vertebrates, a proboscis is an elongated nose or snout.

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In aesthetics, the uncanny valley is a hypothesized relationship between the degree of an object’s resemblance to a human being and the emotional response to such an object. The concept of the uncanny valley suggests that humanoid objects which imperfectly resemble actual human beings provoke uncanny or strangely familiar feelings of eeriness and revulsion in observers. Valley denotes a dip in the human observer’s affinity for the replica, a relation that otherwise increases with the replica’s human likeness.

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Quantitative analysis utilizing a newly introduced parameter to assess the regularity of vocal vibrato corroborated its perceptually irregular nature, suggesting that vibrato (ir)regularity is a distinctive feature of the singing voice. Imitation of subharmonic phonation samples by a professional rock singer, documented by endoscopic high-speed video at 4,132 frames per second, revealed a 3:1 frequency locked vibratory pattern of vocal folds and ventricular folds.

• Good Vibrations Episode: Ep. 11 - Work the Body, Grow the Mind
• SpeechJammer: A System Utilizing Artificial Speech Disturbance with Delayed Auditory Feedback (Cornell University)

In general, human speech is jammed by giving back to the speakers their own utterances at a delay of a few hundred milliseconds. This effect can disturb people without any physical discomfort, and disappears immediately by stop speaking. Furthermore, this effect does not involve anyone but the speaker. We utilize this phenomenon and implemented two prototype versions by combining a direction-sensitive microphone and a direction-sensitive speaker, enabling the speech of a specific person to be disturbed. We discuss practical application scenarios of the system, such as facilitating and controlling discussions.

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• Before Swimming, Be Sure To Shower (Water Quality & Health Council)

A thorough shower with soap helps remove perspiration, body oils, cosmetics and traces of urine and fecal matter on the body. Sending those substances down the shower drain goes a long way toward reducing the “yuck factor” for everyone who shares the pool, but there is much more to consider.

The pre-swim shower helps minimize the irritating, smelly substances formed in pool water when impurities introduced on the bodies of swimmers combine with chlorine. Many people identify that smell as the smell of chlorine. The survey found 38 percent of people believe the characteristic chemical odor of some swimming pools in an indicator of a clean pool. In fact, that stringent odor is not from chlorine, but from irritants produced when chlorine reacts with impurities.

• Recreational Water Illnesses (CDC)
• Lexicon Valley Podcast (Slate)
• Deadwood: The Movie (Wikipedia)
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• Deadwood: The Movie (HBO)
• Deadwood and the English Language (PDF) (Digital Commons)

If, as seems demonstrable, words like prick, cunt, shit, fuck, and cocksucker would have been in common usage in the time andplace in which Deadwood is set, then, like any words, in form and frequency their expression will be governed by the personality of a given character, imagined by the author with whatever imperfection, as the character is shaped and tested in the crucible of experience.

• Talk Pretty – The linguistic brilliance of HBO’s Deadwood (Slate)

Deadwood’s characters utter long, serpentine sentences, in diction that—depending on the speaker—can ascend to courtly abstraction or sink to the ripest vulgarity. Newspaperman Merrick (Jeffrey Jones), distraught over Hickok’s death and disgusted with McCall’s acquittal, offers a sarcastic toast: “Should it ever be your misfortune, gentlemen, or mine, to need to kill a man, then let us toast, together, the possibility that our trials be held in this camp.”

• Dawson’s Creek (Wikipedia)

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• Surrogate Angels of Death – What to make of the First Lady holding the motherless child and youngest survivor of the El Paso massacre (The Cut)

Imagine this: A shooter has entered a public place, where you are walking with your family. You have but a minute to realize you can save your 2-month-old by using your own body to shield him from the bullets raining down around you. Mere days later, your baby, the youngest survivor of the El Paso massacre, will appear on television with the very man who inspired the terrorist who killed both you and your husband. A photograph is taken, for posterity.

• Bill Maher Monologue (YouTube)
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• The Bugs Of The World Could Squish Us All (Five Thirty Eight)

“There’s an estimated 10 quintillion insects on the globe,” said Julie Peterson, professor of entomology at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. “That’s 10 with 18 zeros after it, and that’s just insects. That’s not counting other arthropods like spiders and mites.” Insects — along with ticks, centipedes, spiders and all the other land-dwelling creepy-crawlies that we colloquially call “bugs” — probably represent as much as 80 percent of the species on this planet. In contrast, humans are a single species, made up of (as of this writing) 7,386,922,190 individuals.

• Dennis’ Termite Video (YouTube)
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• Impossible Foods, makers of the Impossible Burger (Wikipedia) – Erik was wrong, they are made from plants (so far).
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• Gross footage of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly (YouTube)

• Will Baby Birds Be Rejected by Their Mother If You Handle Them? (Snopes) SPOILER: NO.

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• The 2019 Women’s World Cup prize money is $30 million — 7.5% of the Men’s World Cup prize (CNBC)
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• Cudcast, an LGBT chat show, is an actual podcast already.

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• Carowinds (Wikipedia)
• Forrest Gump Film Locations (Movie Locations)
• Forrest Gump meets Richard Nixon (YouTube)
• Making of Forrest Gump Ping-Pong Scenes (YouTube)
• Bad Lip Reading Channel (YouTube)
• Exclusive: The Bad Lip Reader Speaks (Rolling Stone)
• Bad Lip Reading: Bernie & Hillary (YouTube)
• Bad Lip Reading: Romney & Obama (YouTube)
• Synthesizing Obama: Learning Lip Sync from Audio (YouTube)

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• Three Stooges Niagra Falls Skit (YouTube)
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• For All Mankind - Trailer (YouTube)
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• Sadly, our research team was unable to find Dennis’ published essay in US Catholic Magazine
• George Bush: ‘God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq’ (The Guardian)
• “Jewish Child”? “Muslim Child”? “Christian Child”? (Richard Dawkins Foundation)

My oft-repeated (some might say too oft) point about the absurdity – indeed wickedness – of labelling children with the religion of their parents (“Would you speak of a ‘Postmodernist child’, or a ‘Gramscian Marxist child’?”) is usually effective. People nearly always get the point immediately, although whether their future consciousness is raised to the point of actually wincing, as I do, whenever they hear ‘Catholic child’ or ‘Muslim child’ is another matter.

• Honduras Lost City of the Monkey God Discovered (The Guardian)

• Pizza Vesuvio (Paris)

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• Where to Invade Next (Wikipedia)

• Sir Ken Robinson’s TED Talk on Education (YouTube)

• Moulting / Molting (Wikipedia)

• David Brooks (commentator) (Wikipedia)

• Jimmy Carter Sunday School (Reuters)

• Stinger (cocktail) (Wikipedia)

• Right to be forgotten (Wikipedia)

• The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations (YouTube)

• The New Games Book (Amazon)

  

• Smaug’s Jewel (The Physical Educator)

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• Everyone Poops (Wikipedia)

• The Karate Kid (1984) (IMDB)

• The Karate Kid II (1986) (IMDB)

• The Next Karate Kid (1994) (IMDB)

• The Karate Kid (2010) (IMDB)

• Cobra Kai (IMDB)

• What’s so funny about Jerry Lewis? (Rolling Stone)

  It seems that Jerry categorically refuses to wear a pair of socks more than once. Every morning, Jerry receives a new pair of socks. He wears them all day and then throws them out. Jerry Lewis may well spend $5,000 a year on socks alone.

• Infinitus annorum braccas (Google Translate)

• Liar Paradox (Wikipedia)

• Kurt Gödel (Wikipedia)

• Tesseract (Wikipedia)

• Simpsons God (Simpsons Wiki)

• “My kingdom for a horse” (Wikipedia)

• Scaramouche (Wikipedia)

• Anthony Scaramucci (Wikipedia)

• Trump faces giant penis mowed into field near airport where he lands for UK state visit, in climate change protest (The Independent)

• Monty Python: “The Funniest Joke In The World” (YouTube)

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• 8 US States Have Made Happy Hour Illegal (Spoon University)
• How Golf Explains Trump. Seriously. (Vox)
• Commander in Cheat, How Golf Explains Trump, by Rick Reilly (Amazon)

• Let’s remember the time Donald Trump cashed a 13¢ check sent to him as a prank (Spinter)
• The History Behind the Donald Trump “Small Hands” Insult (ABC News)
• Trump did not have his hands photoshopped bigger (Snopes)
• Angola Convict Rodeo
• CBS Sunday Morning story about the Convict Rodeo (YouTube)
• Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Sheep (YouTube)
• Imperdible (SpanishDict)
• Kansas Supreme Court: Abortion now a constitutional right in state (KSNT)

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• Sagardotegi - the type of cider house in the Basque Country (Wikipedia)
• The Long Pour: Sidra de Asturias

  The long pour is serious stuff for sidra enthusiasts, and there are certain rules to achieving the perfect long pour. For starters, the glass is held with the thumb and forefinger, with the middle finger supporting the bottom of the glass (and the ring and pinky finger tucked away in the palm of the hand). The arm holding the glass must be stretched down straight with the glass held at the center of the body. The arm holding the bottle must be stretched straight and high above the head. When the bottle is tipped and the cider is poured, the stream of cider must find the glass while the glass stays still. It’s the responsibility of the cider-pourer to ensure that the cider foams.

• Great video shot by an American demonstrating the Basque cider house experience (YouTube)
• International Animal Sounds (ESL)
• Chicken Dance (YouTube)
• Hokey Pokey (Wikipedia)
• The Ambitious Origins of the Hokey Pokey (Mental Floss)
• Whirling Dervishes (Wikipedia)
• Nun (2017) (IMDB)
• How did they get Mr. Ed to talk? (The Straight Dope)

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• List of Disney Parks – Spoiler: there are 6 of them. (Wikipedia)
• Disneyland Paris (Disney)
• FastPass (Wikipedia)
• Cutest Babies Seeing for the First Time Compilation (YouTube)
• childrensjoy.com is available for $3,215 at Hover
• Colonel Sanders kisses with Aunt Jemima (YouTube)
• Colonel Sanders lifts Aunt Jemima (YouTube)
• The riddle of experience vs. memory, TED Talk by Daniel Kahneman (YouTube)
• French Bathrooms (Paris Perfect)
• That “Five Monkey’s Experiment” Never Happened (Throwcase)
• Happy Hour Patreon (Patreon) 💰💰💰
• First Black Hole Image (Time)
• Hawking Radiation (Wikipedia)

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• Pale Blue Dot photo (Wikipedia)
• Pale Blue Dot book (Wikipedia)

“We succeeded in taking that picture, and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives.

The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there — on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light . . .

To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.”

— Carl Sagan, speech at Cornell University, October 13, 1994

• There are 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 possible NCAA basketball tournament brackets.
• Overview Effect (Wikipedia)
• Spaceship Earth (Wikipedia)
• The Habitat podcast (Gimlet Media)
• Christina Koch (NASA)
• It costs about $20 to get a gram into low earth orbit. (StackExchange)
• French Quarter Festival
• Money Buys Happiness Up To $70,000 / year (Time)
• How Fast Would You Have to Go To Make A Red Light Look Green? Relativistic Doppler Effect – Spoiler: 54,900 km/s (Science Notes)
• MacKenzie Bezos $1.1 billion divorce settlement (CCN)
• Cindy Lou Who (Suess Wikia)
• Anyhoo (Merriam-Webster)

I’m assuming Pelosi isn’t a Jewish name, right? It sounds Italian but I’m bad that way. Anyhoo … give me a shout back and let’s get the dialogue going!!— Rob Long, National Review, 20 Nov. 2006

Anyhoo. These divers saved a shark.— Kathie Lee Gifford, NBC News Transcripts, 4 Mar. 2010

… moving with the animated dash peculiar to the quickie films of the time, snapping such lines as “Say, what’s the big idea, anyhoo?”— Diane Werts, Newsday, 21 July 1991

Speaking of blonds with ambition, check out the latest from Tara Reid. You remember her—party girl, sometimes does a little acting. Anywho, she’s looking into other ventures, just like Miss Paris H.— Jan Uebelherr, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 29 Aug. 2008

• Law of large numbers (Wikipedia)

• Mandela Effect, a phenomenon of common false memories, like “Fly my pretties! Fly!” (Wikipedia)

• Misremembered “Fly my pretties” clip (YouTube)

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• The Little Mermaid (statue) (Wikipedia)
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• Vaso, bar in New Orleans
• Bacchanal Wine, winery in New Orleans
• Bacchanalia (Wikipedia)
• Tailgate Party (Wikipedia)
• Jack White and Jack Black (Wikipedia)

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• The Ricky Gervais Show (Wikipedia)

• The Ricky Gervais Show, Season 1, Episode 1 (YouTube)

• Three Identical Strangers (Wikipedia)

• What Twins Can Tell Us About Who We Are (Hidden Brain Podcast)

• How to play together online? (Stack Exchange)

• The Longest Shortest Time

• Michigan State defeats LSU in Sweet 16, 80-63 (NOLA)

• Amazon Basics

• Joseph Bathanti, North Carolina Poet Laureate, 2012-2014 (Wikipedia)

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• Mel Blanc car accident (Wikipedia)
• Slapstick (Wikipedia)
• Hold My Beer (Know Your Meme)
• Jackass - Meat stuffed underwear over alligators (YouTube)
• Black Knight (Monty Python) (Wikipedia)
• Tab Benoit
• Jake Kershaw
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (film) (Wikipedia)
• Christina Hammock Koch NASA Astronaut (NASA)
• Neoclassical Architecture (Wikipedia)
• The Quarrymen (Wikipedia)
• Dinah Washington (Wikipedia)
• Wildflowers (Tom Petty album) (Wikipedia)
• Morra (game) (Wikipedia)

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• “We’re in a tight spot!”, from O Brother, Where Art Thou? (YouTube)
• Billy Bookcase (IKEA)
• IKEA Effect (Wikipedia)
• Big (IMDB)
• I Feel Pretty (IMDB)
• Jared Ruston, Billy, from Big (IMDB)
• Airy Soho love featured in Big sells for $9.75M
• Minecraft
• Four Yorkshiremen Sketch (again)
• Michael Cohen SNL Cold Open (YouTube)
• “As I have always said, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about", Roger Stone (NYT)

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• Ann Ivory Studios
• Jesus Fresco Restoration (Wikipedia)
• Life of Brian Debate, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (YouTube)
• Corpsing (Wikipedia)
• The Four Yorkshiremen, Monty Python Sketch (YouTube)
• First and Second Councils of Nicaea (Wikipedia)
• Moonstruck Scene (YouTube)

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