Topic Lords

By Jim Stormdancer

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Episodes: 345

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Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.

Episode Date
344. All Teeth Are Equally Smooth in the Eyes of the Lord
May 25, 2026
343. Put on Your Donut Ordering Face
May 18, 2026
342. Psycho Mantis Says To Drink Mercury
May 11, 2026
341. The Real Jim Stormdancer (On My Birth Certificate)
May 04, 2026
340. Too Young for Doom
Apr 27, 2026
339. Become Uncoffinable
Apr 20, 2026
338. Placebo Yourself into Having a Phenomenal Time
Apr 13, 2026
337. Mars, Technically
Apr 06, 2026
336. The Four Colonoscopies
Mar 30, 2026
335. Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll: Pick Any Two
Mar 23, 2026
334. A Pivotal Event in the Evolution of the Society of Quebec
Mar 16, 2026
333. Bring Your Daughter to Monastery Day
Mar 09, 2026
332. Boston: It's Not a Year
Mar 02, 2026
331. Earbuds Are a Type of Sandwich
Feb 23, 2026
330. Tip Extra To See the Nuns
Feb 16, 2026
329. Who Made Tigers?
Feb 09, 2026
328. Darth Icky
Feb 02, 2026
327. Damn, That's a Good Kidney!
Jan 26, 2026
326. A Dead Quarterback Can Still Score
Jan 19, 2026
325. Men, Explain Things to Me!
Jan 12, 2026
324. You Don't Love Staggering?
Jan 05, 2026
323. The Astigmaprism
Dec 29, 2025
322. Tony Hawk's Skateboarding Without Dying
Dec 22, 2025
321. Mist Is Just Wet Dust
Dec 15, 2025
320. Wri Your WriMo, Gen Your GenMo
Dec 08, 2025
319. Rolling Dice Like Mozart
Dec 01, 2025
318. Fast Thick Pants
Nov 24, 2025
317. This Bass Line Stinks (Non-Derogatory)
Nov 17, 2025
316. Mr. T and the Rats of NIMH
Nov 10, 2025
315. I Can't Believe It's Butter
Nov 03, 2025
314. Gotta Catch Half of 'Em!
Oct 27, 2025
313. Don't You Wish You Didn't Know That?
Oct 20, 2025
312. Rubber Baby Knopfler Romplers
Oct 13, 2025
311. Godzilla's Daily Routine
Oct 06, 2025
310. Dance Like the Universe Is an Empty Wasteland
Sep 29, 2025
309. Shaking Ass to Music for Airports
Sep 22, 2025
308. A Xylophone for Jandek
Sep 15, 2025
308B. Oops, All Microtopics!
Sep 15, 2025
307. The Bad Boy of Crossword Construction
Sep 08, 2025
306. You Wouldn't Believe the Brutes They Make
Sep 01, 2025
305. Phlegmletting
Aug 25, 2025
304. Turn on the MacLachlan
Aug 18, 2025
303. A System of People Doing Stuff and Being Weirdos
Aug 11, 2025
302. Frog Fractions 2 OST 2: Still Croakin'
Aug 04, 2025
301. For Those Who Are Glucose Curious
Jul 28, 2025
300. Dave's Kid Doesn't Know How To Spit
Jul 21, 2025
299. Skin Fortress With Armed Idiot
Jul 14, 2025
298. Rawdogging Life
Jul 07, 2025
297. Grimace Exploded, Covering 70,000 People
Jun 30, 2025
296. Do You Know About the Sun?
Jun 23, 2025
295. Fantasy Malware
Jun 16, 2025
294. Click on This Ad To Save This Child
Jun 09, 2025
293. Pasting the Sickos Face Back and Forth Forever
Jun 02, 2025
292. A Dewey Decimal System, but for Libraries
May 26, 2025
291. Nair and Nnail: Keratin Erasers
May 19, 2025
290. Forever Games are Just Rude
May 12, 2025
289. It's Pronounced VRML
May 05, 2025
288. Nobody Has Poop on Their Balls on The Astral Plane
Apr 28, 2025
287. Drive It Like You Hate It
Apr 21, 2025
286. A Kangaroo the Size of Two Kangaroos
Apr 14, 2025
285. Poop Songs for Roy
Apr 07, 2025
284. Spotting a Wild Misogyny
Mar 31, 2025
283. Dracula's Big Happy Polycule
Mar 24, 2025
282. Check Out My Feetbook!
Mar 17, 2025
281. Mr. Nukem Was My Father
Mar 10, 2025
280. How to Start an Ice Cream Shop (Probably)
Mar 03, 2025
279. Concrete Peanut Butter Condensate
Feb 24, 2025
278. Successfully Talking
Feb 17, 2025
277. Tunic 2, for Lords Only
Feb 10, 2025
276. The Yukon Territories Foodie Scene
Feb 03, 2025
275. Angora Semiconductors
Jan 27, 2025
274. Samuel Beckett's Animal Crossing Letters
Jan 20, 2025
273. Why Isn't Dracula Good at Anything?
Jan 13, 2025
272. Beakknifed in Busch Gardens
Jan 06, 2025
271. Ego Death Mario
Dec 30, 2024
270. B-Roll of the Big Bang
Dec 23, 2024
269. Wet-Ass Planetoid
Dec 16, 2024
268. Puzzles for Puzzle Enjoyers
Dec 09, 2024
267. Unburying the Duck
Dec 02, 2024
266. Voronoi Cookies
Nov 25, 2024
265. We're Here to Make This Slide Floppy
Nov 18, 2024
264. Pickpocketed So Hard You Die
Nov 11, 2024
263. Drafted Into the Applebee's Wars
Nov 04, 2024
262. Real Meal, Fictional Man
Oct 28, 2024
261. Chat Hurt Chatself in Chat's Confusion
Oct 21, 2024
260. This Sentient Life Could've Been an Email
Oct 14, 2024
259. All Bag, No Pipes
Oct 07, 2024
258. Only The Head of the Deer Sparks Joy
Sep 30, 2024
257. Stinky Judo
Sep 23, 2024
256. Donkey Kong Is a Tankie
Sep 16, 2024
255. We're Truly on the Bleeding Edge of Something
Sep 09, 2024
254. Help Me Get Over the Pervert Hump
Sep 02, 2024
253. A Unified Theory of Hot Dog Preference
Aug 26, 2024
252. A Properly Functioning Bag Nose
Aug 19, 2024
251. Organs Experiencing Red Shift
Aug 12, 2024
250. Almost Pickles: It's Just Cucumbers!
Aug 05, 2024
249. Singles Night at Whole Foods
Jul 29, 2024
248. The Ephemeral Nature of Digital Fish Food
Jul 22, 2024
247. Fish That Scrutinize; Fish That Rubberneck
Jul 15, 2024
246. Send an Envelope of Guacamole for Analysis
Jul 08, 2024
245. It Was You, Old Man Molyneux!
Jul 01, 2024
244. Get Gimbal Locked, Dean!
Jun 24, 2024
243. Welcome to the Elder Zone
Jun 17, 2024
242. Malware for Labyrinths
Jun 10, 2024
241. Brad Garrett Must Eat!
Jun 03, 2024
240. Who Was Emily Dickinson Owning?
May 27, 2024
239. Public Universal Snoopy
May 20, 2024
238. Talk to Me Like a Doctor Who Gives a Shit
May 13, 2024
237. Through the Pooping Glass
May 06, 2024
236. Your Child Is About the Size of a Game Boy Advance
Apr 29, 2024
235. Ennui Golf
Apr 22, 2024
234. Plunge Correctly for High Score
Apr 15, 2024
233. A Huge Pile of Gold You Just Use To Shoot Porn On
Apr 08, 2024
232. Where's the Poem, Zaborowske?
Apr 01, 2024
231. Game: the Game and Music Experience
Mar 25, 2024
230. What's God Even Made of Anymore?
Mar 18, 2024
229. This Show Now Available on Cockroach DNA
Mar 11, 2024
228. Detecting Myself as Spam
Mar 04, 2024
227. Maximal Overlap With the Dork
Feb 26, 2024
226. Ilk-Action Lawsuit
Feb 19, 2024
225. Showers: It's Wet in There
Feb 12, 2024
224. Following a Garden Hose Around in the Dark
Feb 05, 2024
223. Three Hats to Scoop up a Mouse
Jan 29, 2024
222. Barkley in Retrograde
Jan 22, 2024
221. Fisher-Price My First Right Click Menu
Jan 15, 2024
220. An Oral History of Men Riding Cats
Jan 08, 2024
219. Jeff Bezos's Butthole Guy
Jan 01, 2024
218. Darmok and Jalad Go to White Castle
Dec 25, 2023
217. Rotate Your Plate Breakage
Dec 18, 2023
216. I Forget What We Do but We're About To Do It
Dec 11, 2023
215. Taffy Arbitrage Tips
Dec 04, 2023
214. Oh Shit! That Guy's Got Horse Legs!
Nov 27, 2023
213. Urine-Based Interactions With the Scientific Community
Nov 20, 2023
212. Back in My Day, Kids Actually Crossied the Road
Nov 13, 2023
211. Window-Peering Jim Checking Out Your Cats
Nov 06, 2023
210. Good Ideas for Sam Barlow
Oct 30, 2023
209. Do Caterpillars Anticipate?
Oct 23, 2023
208. E.T. Shot First
Oct 16, 2023
207. Muppet Bird Generation Ship
Oct 09, 2023
206. Waiting Around for Laundry To Be Invented
Oct 02, 2023
205. It's Cool to Get a Letter
Sep 25, 2023
204. Defrag My Colon
Sep 18, 2023
203. Only Girls Get Duck Combs for Christmas
Sep 11, 2023
202. Tim Was My Jim
Sep 04, 2023
201. Don't Be Distressed, It's Just Australia
Aug 28, 2023
200. My Banana Has Bones
Aug 21, 2023
199. The Hum of the Universe Sounded Like a Bug Zapper
Aug 14, 2023
198. I’m Not Leaving Until Someone Sequences This Cup of Spit
Aug 07, 2023
197. It's No Moist Shit, But I'll Eat It
Jul 31, 2023
196. Active Time Battle Internet Relay Chat
Jul 24, 2023
195. Persian Castle Day at The Climbing Gym
Jul 17, 2023
194. How Good It Was, To Have a Toe
Jul 10, 2023
193. Pull Down Your Murphy Toilet
Jul 03, 2023
192. The Prime Number Shitting Bear
Jun 26, 2023
191. Carbonated Cream of Mushroom Latte
Jun 19, 2023
190. The Linguistic Eggplant-Dick Collapse
Jun 12, 2023
189. If You Don't Know Who Your Wario Is, You're the Wario
Jun 05, 2023
188. An Extremely Gendered Sniper Rifle
May 29, 2023
187. The Second-Best Whale Playground in Emeryville
May 22, 2023
186. ADHD Shame Graveyard of Browser Tabs
May 15, 2023
185. 2000-Year-Old Head, Again??
May 08, 2023
184. Times New Orange
May 01, 2023
183. The Radioactive Scone Problem
Apr 24, 2023
182. Baby Baby Mario
Apr 17, 2023
181. My Own Personal Kennedy Assassination
Apr 10, 2023
180. We Are All Stardust Poop
Apr 03, 2023
179. Get Bad
Mar 27, 2023
178. The Lathe of Kojima
Mar 20, 2023
177. An Episode Your Landlord Should Not Listen To
Mar 13, 2023
176. A Diglett Slightly Tan
Mar 06, 2023
175. This Movie Has Marky Mark in It
Feb 27, 2023
174. Occam's Raccoon
Feb 20, 2023
173. How Much Anxiety Does Your Car Have?
Feb 13, 2023
172. Don’t Apply Any Torque to This Bag
Feb 06, 2023
171. Reasons to Not Throw Your Phone in the Ocean
Jan 30, 2023
170. My Brain Likes the Things I Like
Jan 23, 2023
169. Topicless
Jan 16, 2023
168. Take a Gasket, Leave a Gasket
Jan 09, 2023
167. Riker's Doing the Biting
Jan 02, 2023
166. There's Only One Best Topic
Dec 26, 2022
165. Spitting Wiggly Air
Dec 19, 2022
164. Dead Bodies Are Always in the First Place You Look
Dec 12, 2022
163. The Mean Horse Scenario
Dec 05, 2022
162. The Best Lawyer on Fiverr
Nov 28, 2022
161. How Much Can This Dog Deadlift?
Nov 21, 2022
160. Dracula Never Brushes His Teeth
Nov 14, 2022
159. It's Beautiful That We Once Existed
Nov 07, 2022
158. Bark Mitzvah: Where Your Good Boy Becomes a Mensch
Oct 31, 2022
157. The Boy Who Cried ARG
Oct 24, 2022
156. Society Is Moving in a Direction
Oct 17, 2022
155. Do AI Researchers Know About Having Kids?
Oct 10, 2022
154. QWERTY in the Streets, Colemak in the Sheets
Oct 03, 2022
153. I Can't Wait for My Cockroach Lipids
Sep 26, 2022
152. National Butterscotch Pudding Day's Eve
Sep 19, 2022
151. A Fantastic Way to Escape From Your Loved Ones
Sep 12, 2022
150. Your Honking Monotoe
Sep 05, 2022
149. Croc Nutz
Aug 29, 2022
148. Dual-Wielding Ingresses
Aug 22, 2022
147. Part-Time Cryptids
Aug 15, 2022
146. If You Can't Pay the Time, Don't Do the Feet Liking
Aug 08, 2022
145. A Visceral Tobacco Consumption Experience
Aug 01, 2022
144. Vultures Who Know the Difference (Between Sugar and Aspartame)
Jul 25, 2022
143. Your Face Is Looking a Little Impact Resistant
Jul 18, 2022
142. Threatjazz
Jul 11, 2022
141. Toast in Its Original Format
Jul 04, 2022
140. The Most Edible Petrochemical
Jun 27, 2022
139. She Died as a Space Racist
Jun 20, 2022
138. From Infracheddar to Ultrableu
Jun 13, 2022
137. Burying the Machete (So Nobody Can Open the Coconuts)
Jun 06, 2022
136. Thanks for Inventing Dengue Fever, Mark Rosewater
May 30, 2022
135. I've Been a Bad, Bad French
May 23, 2022
134. A Bad Case of Footmouse
May 16, 2022
133. Every Tumbleweed is an Antique
May 09, 2022
132. A Miserable Pile of Knuckles
May 02, 2022
131. GDC Santa Rides Again
Apr 25, 2022
130. Gilding the Lemur
Apr 18, 2022
129. Yet Another Country Where They Don't Pee
Apr 11, 2022
128. Intermittent Fasting Kirby
Apr 04, 2022
127. Let's e e cummings This Up
Mar 28, 2022
126. Toast is a Fruit
Mar 21, 2022
125. Your Mom Won't Cry
Mar 14, 2022
124. Call Me Da5id; Da4id Was My Father
Mar 07, 2022
123. Go Up, You Bald Head!
Feb 28, 2022
122. If You're Cold, Your Oatmeal is Cold
Feb 21, 2022
121. A Delicious Treat for Your Brain's Ass
Feb 14, 2022
120. The Mouse is For Hippies and Slackers
Feb 07, 2022
119. Book 'Em, Dildano
Jan 31, 2022
118. The Dinosaur Poetry Gap
Jan 24, 2022
117. Your Self-Inflicted Artistic Purgatory
Jan 17, 2022
116. I Don't Trust Toilets Any More
Jan 10, 2022
115. Intrusive Thought Simulator
Jan 03, 2022
114. Memento Maury Povich
Dec 27, 2021
113. Only You in Particular Can Prevent Forest Fires
Dec 20, 2021
112. Getting a Lot Of Vengabus Vibes From This
Dec 13, 2021
111. Put It in a Vice and Squish It
Dec 06, 2021
110. There Will Be a Last Tweet
Nov 29, 2021
109. Ultra Rare Cheeto Shaped Like Batman Crying
Nov 22, 2021
108. Sitting and Being Angry at Your Phone
Nov 15, 2021
107. 27 Kilobytes of Pure Magic
Nov 08, 2021
106. Hearses for Snakes
Nov 01, 2021
105. Ficus on a Leash
Oct 25, 2021
104. Truck Nut, Singular
Oct 18, 2021
103. The 303 Beethoven Used
Oct 11, 2021
102. I Wouldn't Touch That With a 3.048 Meter Pole
Oct 04, 2021
101. Flatty the Flat Globe
Sep 27, 2021
100. Cold Brew Ham
Sep 20, 2021
99. I Want You to Never Show Me This
Sep 13, 2021
98. That's Content, Baby!
Sep 06, 2021
97. A Clearly Marked Hellhole
Aug 30, 2021
96. Get Down With Some Bugs
Aug 23, 2021
95. The Florida of Canada
Aug 16, 2021
94. We're All Pet Shop Boys Now
Aug 09, 2021
93. A Medical Advice Podcast
Aug 02, 2021
92. Tomb of the Spider-Men
Jul 26, 2021
91. Careening Towards the Poop Dreads Barrier
Jul 19, 2021
90. That's My Glass Petard!
Jul 12, 2021
89. Pope Hat Guy Covers You With a Towel
Jul 05, 2021
88. The Horned Lizard's Final Defense
Jun 28, 2021
87. Fraudl With an Umlaut
Jun 21, 2021
86. Dad Boy Prime and the Shadow of Grung
Jun 14, 2021
85. Corsets for Snakes
Jun 07, 2021
84. Whirling Away Into the Unhearable
May 31, 2021
83. The Wide World of Pores
May 24, 2021
82. Breadless French Toast a la Dig Dug
May 17, 2021
81. The Pianist-Oboist War
May 10, 2021
80. Xenogears Disc 3 for Smash
May 03, 2021
79. Loose Meat Krispie Treats
Apr 26, 2021
78. Uvula Hadouken
Apr 19, 2021
77. A Vocal Quirk of Your Mind (For Other People)
Apr 12, 2021
76. The Validity of Converting Songs to Buildings
Apr 05, 2021
75. Just Yawn It Out, Brah
Mar 29, 2021
74. The Beef Bar
Mar 22, 2021
73. 100 Free Pulls for Your Left Kidney
Mar 15, 2021
72. Gaseous Iron and the Hot Jupiters
Mar 08, 2021
71. There's No Chicken Nine Because Chicken Six Seven Ate Nine
Mar 01, 2021
70. The Cow Tools Experience
Feb 22, 2021
69. Wave-Cat Duality
Feb 15, 2021
68. Unprotected Left in a Hard Vacuum
Feb 08, 2021
67. Immersion Blended Lasagna
Feb 01, 2021
66. There's No One Way To Suck Glass
Jan 25, 2021
65. Love in the Time of Beavis and Butthead
Jan 18, 2021
64. Going Out for Tacos In Germany
Jan 11, 2021
63. How To Travel With a Dishwasher Salmon
Jan 04, 2021
62. A Real Egg Hobbyist
Dec 28, 2020
61. NHS Surveillance Elves
Dec 21, 2020
60. Pachinko Lava Lamp
Dec 14, 2020
59. 1-800-Ask-a-Harpsichord.com
Dec 07, 2020
58. Sparkles on Top of the Brain
Nov 30, 2020
57. A Rationale for Mountains
Nov 23, 2020
56. Ethical Snorlax Pasture
Nov 16, 2020
55. Burger Crimes
Nov 09, 2020
54. Stab 'Em Into Place
Nov 02, 2020
53. Pedialyte Teargas
Oct 26, 2020
52. Speak Moistly and Carry a Wet Stick
Oct 19, 2020
51. I Don't Want To Eat This Bug, Obviously
Oct 12, 2020
50. Big Jesus Retouch Energy
Oct 05, 2020
49. A Very Wet Hell
Sep 28, 2020
48. Long Furby
Sep 21, 2020
47. Santa Barbarella
Sep 14, 2020
46. Fetch Me a Renaissance Italy Nostalgia!
Sep 07, 2020
45. Remember to Pronounce the Apostrophe
Aug 31, 2020
44. Oops! All Biogel
Aug 24, 2020
43. You vs. The One Your Mom Told You To Worry About
Aug 17, 2020
42. Refrigerator Roy, or Stephanie I'm So Sorry
Aug 10, 2020
41. Non-Euclidean Christianity
Aug 03, 2020
40. I'll Show Them... I'll Invent Superman!
Jul 27, 2020
39. A Delicious Mushball
Jul 20, 2020
38. Inside the Atomic Purple Man
Jul 13, 2020
37. Fela Cooties
Jul 06, 2020
36. Look at an Octopus While You Shower
Jun 29, 2020
35. Nick Cave's Meow Mix Murder Ballads
Jun 22, 2020
34. We Don't Talk About Poop Stonehenge
Jun 15, 2020
33. Two-Grass of the Face
Jun 08, 2020
32. Tandem CPAP
Jun 01, 2020
31. seedhutch.horse
May 25, 2020
30. Century of the Fruitbat
May 18, 2020
29. Respect the Hustler, Not the Hustle
May 11, 2020
28. Stealing the Dead Skunk Back and Forth Forever
May 04, 2020
27. The Great Mongolian Potato Sack Yak Race
Apr 27, 2020
26. The Double Equilibrium Point of Water (For Fish)
Apr 20, 2020
25. Which One Is Eggteen?
Apr 13, 2020
24. So Horrible and Yet So Tiny
Apr 06, 2020
23. Purpleface's Face Isn't Purple
Mar 30, 2020
22. Abstinent Train Polycule
Mar 23, 2020
21. Strip Laser Tag
Mar 16, 2020
20. The Bowerbird's Apprentice
Mar 09, 2020
19. A Pickled Egg Christmas
Mar 02, 2020
18. Yelling Sweater
Feb 24, 2020
17. A Buzzsaw Made of Bananas
Feb 17, 2020
16. I Don't Want To Be Skin Dad
Feb 10, 2020
15. More Real Than Tower Records
Feb 03, 2020
14. Dad is a Cenobite
Jan 27, 2020
13. Kurt Cobain Vocaloid
Jan 20, 2020
12. The Charisma and the Loneliness of the Moth Man
Jan 13, 2020
11. The Unfriendly Potty Tries To Put It Back
Jan 06, 2020
10. The Entire Weirdness of Plants
Dec 30, 2019
9. Ask the Propagated Cactus
Dec 23, 2019
8. I Hate This Gilded Boat
Dec 16, 2019
7. I Love a Good Mind Poop
Dec 09, 2019
6. hotcoldman@hotcoldmail.com
Dec 02, 2019
5. Very Hype About This Apple
Nov 25, 2019
4. Don't Freak Out, But I'm Arresting You
Nov 18, 2019
3. The Screaming Man Simulator
Nov 11, 2019
2. Conjure a False Gobot
Nov 04, 2019
1. The Shoulderblade Is a Girl
Oct 28, 2019