Timmyboy

By Timmyboy, Tim Schuebel, Jolynn Carpenter, Professor GobbleFarts

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Episode Date
Celebrating our 7th Anniversary podcast, appreciating our long-time listeners, and witty responses to spam
Jul 02, 2026
Tim's experience at te Great American State Fair, the SpaceX grift, and World Cup stories (良いもの)
Jun 30, 2026
Wrapping up our thoughts for the week on Sunday, June 7, 2026
Jun 08, 2026
Half of Milli Vanilli, traders being traitors, and fan-boy weirdness
May 30, 2026
Paula Deens new show how to make things in prison and Angry Petes Hard Seltzer
May 27, 2026
A thieving serial killer, a creepy new dating app idea, and Tim has a new porn star name
May 24, 2026
Superstar grudges, our last live action Podbean episode, and see you on the other side
May 19, 2026
Circus performer sponsorships, CrazyLady gets a great price on batteries, and Tim speaks of very unsafe places to swim
May 17, 2026
Podbean starts shadow banning, CrazyLady's daughter is killing it, and Tim has advice for the WeWork guy
May 09, 2026
#TheScumbagsAtPodbean, a Samsung strike in South Korea, and Tim tells us tales of corner store meth
May 09, 2026
Paula Dean's new cooking show, Brewster's Millions, and the third installment of the #SaggyTitsKaren Saga
May 02, 2026
Mike Lindell is a hero at the Correspondents Dinner, Part 2 of the #SaggyTitsKaren saga, and Tim is humbled by Mr Kohli
Apr 30, 2026
Starting the week off right, Pet Parent Day, and Tim's Questionable corporate pronouns
Apr 27, 2026
Starting the week off right, Pet Parent Day, and Tim's corporate pronouns
Apr 27, 2026
Joke theft, ask-a-round-eye, and Tim is super mad he was not invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner
Apr 26, 2026
Tim is disappointed in Singapore press, Crash's spoken word poetry slam, and 18th Century judgement of Podbean creators
Apr 24, 2026
Triathlon wins, a horse by any other name, and the contents of Andrew's mystery box
Apr 22, 2026
Shout out to the US Military Bases in Bayern and Hessen, a weirdo scavenger hunt, and the world's oldest trap
Apr 17, 2026
Andrew, JustJim, and Crazy Lady join us, religious cage matches, and telling Jolynn how to act at the docctor
Apr 13, 2026
A turtle with a lot of history, JustJim and Maven join us, and Tim has career alternatives for Keron Barley
Apr 11, 2026
Sharing from Oman, silly app ideas, and Tim has an idea for Trump's retirement
Apr 05, 2026
China is ahead on everything, a teenager with ulterior motives, and Tim thanks our troops overseas in his special way
Apr 04, 2026
Who is not on the Artemis rocket, spit-balling with JustJim, and where not to swim
Apr 02, 2026
A new show idea, dumb conversations on demons, and Tim is going to get to the bottom of things with Buttercup
Mar 31, 2026
Happy No Kings Day, and catching up with El Gato
Mar 29, 2026
Editing Tim's summation, toilet etiquette, and discussing the origins of timeless expressions
Mar 23, 2026
Kapz and Mister A join us after a long hiatur, Antichrist pronouns, and Tim's pitch to Shaylene Cox on a new movie franchise
Mar 11, 2026
RIP Tommy DeCarlo, corporate meetings of deities, and the financial advice of kitties
Mar 10, 2026
Guidance choices, sweating bullets, and discussing Timmyboy's resourcefulness
Mar 09, 2026
Superman after dark, no front door, and a new, spray-on invention is up for grabs
Mar 05, 2026
A shout-out to B&H Photo, Jolynn only has so much fight in her, and Tim paints a picture of his new commercial
Mar 04, 2026
A shoutout to the UAE, welcoming our new friend, Martin, and getting inspiration from tales of resistance
Mar 01, 2026
Card catalogues, white tail deer, and Johnny Appleseed
Feb 25, 2026
Crazy Lady and Mister A join us, dead deer prom night, and we see who laughs when Tim rambles on
Feb 24, 2026
Kapz joins us, Magic Rope revisited, and mayonnaise hostilities at the Timmyboy household
Feb 10, 2026
Creative ways to fight ICE, a discussion on chastity belts, and Cher being Cher
Jan 27, 2026
A shout out to All Out on Broadway and Lawrence, Hey Look That's Me, Cody, and Mistr A join us, and discussing the beaches where the bodies are
Jan 23, 2026
Santa bullying, dude vs man, and Tim making funeral demands
Jan 22, 2026
Biographies in Crayon, Cinnamon the monkey breaks into a pawn shop, and Tim needs a new and very special type of trainer
Jan 14, 2026
A governor drops out of the race, the black sheep of Curious George's family, and Tim needs to find a personal trainer for a very specific type of training
Jan 09, 2026
Tim's very weird dream, and all he wants is his watermelon
Jan 01, 2026
Saying goodbye to 2025, Maven joins us, and what angered Tim earlier tonight (person, place, or thing)
Jan 01, 2026
CrazyLady joins us, marrying up, and Melinda French Gates knows her stuff
Dec 28, 2025
A late podcast, Boogie Nights joins us, and Timmyboy has demands for Joe Scarborough and Andrew Santino
Dec 25, 2025
JD Vance's kids' allowance defined, what's next for Kristi Noem, and nobody talks back to Timmy
Dec 11, 2025
From Mummies to Politics: Unraveling the Latest Buzz
Dec 08, 2025
Alkaline vs lithium batteries, Chernobyl worms, and Major Buttons' seat at the table
Dec 04, 2025
Strabismus, JustJim, Jemeyrman, and Crash join us, and calling out Nazis
Dec 03, 2025
Doing the lord's work, defining black sheep, and macaroni necklace regrets
Dec 02, 2025
Short Pants Robert and another old friend join us, Timmyboy is calling out John Catsimatedes' BS six months early, and defining penis protocol DEFCON levels
Nov 29, 2025
Ice is coming for NYPD-quitters, NYC elects Zohran Mamdani, and neighbor Beatrice Stevenson isn't sure about any of it
Nov 09, 2025
Andy Rooney's opinions on NYC mayoral candidates, bull fighting vs bull riding, and six degrees of George Soros
Oct 28, 2025
Crazy Lady visits, Crash calls in, and Christopher Columbus is not having any of this nonsense
Oct 13, 2025
A shout-out to Asia, catching up with LiteBrite, and Shark Tank After Dark, round 2
Oct 12, 2025
Keron Bartley and LuRoq join us, MDPH comes for the king, and the Great Potato Uprising of 2025
Oct 11, 2025
A high-priced Star Wars prop, Alice Cooper tried babysitting, and Ellie has good advice for our other listeners
Sep 15, 2025
Resistance in the works, Crazylady joins us, and Timmyboy thinks Ron Desantis has a colorful secret he's keeping from everyone
Aug 28, 2025
Stories of dental work, future robot courts, and Timmyboy is skeptical of a rescue story
Aug 03, 2025
Preparing to interview Alex Grace on Saturday, vehicular blueberry jam, and whales calling villains out
Jul 31, 2025
Jay-Z making a casino bid, Heat happening in NYC, and honored that one of our personal heroes, Alex Grace, will be joining us as our special guest on Saturday
Jul 29, 2025
Catching up with old friends, football vs soccer, and Daniel from Brazil has some good news
Jul 16, 2025
A much bigger Earth, Crash and Mr. A join us, and a Timmyboy challenge for Erin the Drunk
Jul 11, 2025
Bernie Sanders joins us, tales of unexpected shenanigans, and crazy family backstories
Jul 07, 2025
Justice for Freddy the NYC bodega cat, disagreements on bad jokes, and a shout-out to Glimmer of Hope
Jul 06, 2025
A disagreement on the outcome of the Diddy trial, JustJim takes us on a journey, and so does Timmyboy
Jul 03, 2025
The simple things in life, an NYC dog story, and Tim has predictions
Jun 13, 2025
Tim's pigeon story, masturbation batting order, and the US has a Mini-Madoff-Musk to deal with
Jun 08, 2025
Slava Ukraini, Clippy and his Microsoft cohorts, and a new law for Timlandia
Jun 03, 2025
Tesla tanks, American Made Barry Seal story, and Timmyboy has "The Recipe"
Jun 02, 2025
A former president facing cancer, Crash from Crash & Burn joins us, and Timmyboy has big feelings on parades
May 19, 2025
Cowboy Jim joins us with tales of Betty Lou, sundials, and Shiseido dos & don'ts
May 07, 2025
Joby achieving another breakthrough, having to come back on again when we accidentally ended the show early, and Timmyboy Esq. coming through for Justin Tucker
May 06, 2025
Creeps at the Pope's funeral, a continet splitting apart, and giving Daniel advise on visiting America
Apr 27, 2025
A highly inaccurate photo, prison buddies, and Timmyboy exposes Deep Throat
Apr 27, 2025
Katy Perry having regrets, a toddler is rescued, and Timmyboy insists on making a choice
Apr 21, 2025
This day in history, Daniel agrees about nonsense-titles, and Timmyboy has an answer to penis-rockets
Apr 15, 2025
Dollar Foolish vs. 2 Dollar Bill, Jolynn bores listeners with facts, and leash-color-awareness
Apr 14, 2025
Daniel from Brazil joins us, keeping the kitty happy, and Sean Connery pulls no punches on everything
Apr 13, 2025
CRASH shares her intense past with us, she may be able to hook Lost the Front Ones up with a new boyfriend, and Timmyboy has a whole new strategy for the Democratic nominees
Apr 12, 2025
Mister A, TronCat, and Ellie join us, cockgobbler discussions, and Alabama hot pockets for a lucky young man
Apr 09, 2025
Resistance rising, Mister A joins us, and Timmyboy discusses too much pressure
Apr 09, 2025
Elderly turtle parents, a shout-out to Lynne McFarland, and Timmyboy plays devil's advocate for the benefit of our listeners
Apr 06, 2025
Comedy thieves, Crazy Lady published a book, and Cody Whitten schools us on "economy skoule"
Apr 04, 2025
Timmyboy describes his torrid childhood affair with the Jeannies, Larry King had things figured out, and maybe Barbie didn't have it all together
Mar 30, 2025
JD Vance being an idiot, a new US football player charging onto the scene, and trying to hook up The Ones In Front with 李培庆, who is having none of it
Mar 29, 2025
BYD is killing Tesla, a SLOW episode, and 86BadLove joins us with a story of, well, bad love
Mar 26, 2025
Elbows up, Canada, Oracle of God Podcast calls in, and Timmyboy with theories on urine troughs
Mar 17, 2025
Scientist Will Smith, Crazy Lady has a head cold, and Timmyboy says we're living in a movie right now
Mar 16, 2025
Holding versus chortling, being able to have a conversation through disagreements, and Jolynn clearly does not know the audience of Timmyboy Comedy Podcast
Mar 13, 2025
Ancient palms grown, calling out a parasite, and Timmyboy and Mr. A compare their Hover Rounds
Mar 09, 2025
Isaiah from Louisiana joins us, a really trashy boyfriend story, and heroiam slava
Mar 06, 2025
Potential rat lungworm parasites in escargot, a cat walks 900 miles home, and Timmyboy is not a fan of Magical Adventure Balloon Rides
Feb 27, 2025
Lost teeth, Atlantic City-skeeviness, and disagreements on appropriate behavior during a massage therapy session
Feb 16, 2025
Mob/No Mob talk, kids or no kids, and Timmyboy apparently wants to be Brad Pitt's spokesperson
Jan 18, 2025
Facts Porcupine and Kapz join us, Pornhub releases regional search favorites, and Timmyboy has feelings on a long-overdue library book
Jan 13, 2025
Repeat! Time-travel in Japan, old cherries discovered, and alligators discovered in surprising places
Jan 10, 2025
Another Florida-man story, Tiger Woods cutting ties, and Tim lets Jolynn win, but it’s short-lived
Dec 31, 2024
We have no idea what this episode is at this point, so have fun listening!
Dec 23, 2024
Strike solidarity, a Super Man movie dog, and making sure you hear what you are actually saying
Dec 20, 2024
Cemetery hostilities, the worst genies, and Timmyboy's opinions on specific scientists
Dec 16, 2024
South Korea offers lessons in democracy, spycraft puzzles, and Tim has theories on history
Dec 15, 2024
Record-breaking pardons, Bill Belichick with Warren Buffet, and Timmyboy and Mr A having fun with jokes
Dec 13, 2024
A new flu starts, things are looking up for Belgium's sex workers, and Timmyboy "salutes" Pepperdine University in his own special way
Dec 11, 2024
Soft tissue printing, J-Lo's Abuela's advice on The Matador, and Christopher Columbus finally gets to visit with Jolynn again
Dec 01, 2024
Maven joins us, all Hell breaking loose in Texas, and Jimi Hendrix still being around in all of the ways
Nov 30, 2024
A shout-out to James Veitch, Connor Brackin is a scumbag, and a 4-year-old brings home an unexpected new friend
Nov 18, 2024
A nod to Playboy for reasons you wouldn't think, a surprising example of he-said-she-said, and hypothetical tales of the would-be First Man
Nov 17, 2024
A massive marketing misprint, rating porn star names, and making a priority of fighting Godzilla
Nov 12, 2024
Here's a repeat :-)
Nov 11, 2024
Election stress, some fun ancient discoveries, and kids in Congress
Nov 06, 2024
RIP Quincy Jones, a deer runs wild in a nail salon, and shout-outs to The Onion
Nov 04, 2024
Third time's the charm for sound, GOP father cop-outs, and Timmyboy has feelings on how to pose
Nov 04, 2024
Episode number 601, a bat beauty contest, and Timmyboy is annoyed that Jolynn corrects him on how to pronounce Kamala Harris' name
Nov 03, 2024
Timmyboy gives sage advice to Robert Kraft, Nick from the UK won't answer the tough questions, and Bernie Sanders stops by to tell us of his terror dreams
Oct 27, 2024
Being disappointed by the talented, finding love in heartbreak, and Timmyboy offers positive possibilities in going down rabbit holes
Oct 26, 2024
Lights still out in Cuba, robot road-builders in China, and Happy Birthday to Jolynn
Oct 24, 2024
A repeat: Unfiltered Conversations - From Cheese Rolling to Politics
Oct 17, 2024
RIP Lilly Ledbetter, searching for life in outer space, and the marital challenges of Jack and Doris Bear
Oct 15, 2024
A weirder competition than the hotdog eating one, a sheriff calls his boys in at the wrong time, and Christopher Columbus join us to school Jolynn on history as he sees it
Oct 14, 2024
Giomagnetic storms, Timmyboy responds to spam texts while on air, and Wolf Blitzer comes in to play a game
Oct 13, 2024
Indigenous Peoples Day, a shout-out to Biotech Labz Supply, and Timmyboy has an idea for three new sitcoms (YIKES)
Oct 12, 2024
Tim joins us from the Chance Young show, a second moon, and Timmyboy releases the name of his next album
Oct 10, 2024
We welcome Mosheer from East Jerusalem, Canadian geese, and William OC yells at... everyone
Oct 06, 2024
Fun facts about turtles, the Phantom Shitter, and the legend of the Hilltop Strangler
Oct 04, 2024
RIP Dame Maggie Smith and John Ashton, and unexpected responses to said grief
Sep 29, 2024
Good music in memory of Jimi Hendrix and Facts Porcupine Podcast has some opinions on everything and more
Sep 19, 2024
RIP ballerina Michaela DePrince, The Maven joins us, and dog swapping
Sep 16, 2024
Who Stellantis owns, The Eyes stops by, and Mr. A's surprising skill set
Sep 12, 2024
Remembering 9/11, the top two of four things not to mess with, and Tim is America
Sep 12, 2024
Timmyboy dislikes Jolynn's choice of music to start the show, Chuck & Billy's Not Your Cup of Tea Podcast and Mr. A join us again, and "Yo mama" is making a comeback
Sep 08, 2024
Music catalog sales, how old is Vanna White, and why everyone needs to watch episodes of Mr. Ed
Sep 04, 2024
Shout-out to striking hotel workers, Vibe Kiid join us, and Timmyboy's cornucopia of guidance
Sep 02, 2024
Labor Day weekend, looking out for mosquitoes, and the nicknames of people caught regularly pooping in the wrong place at the wrong time
Sep 01, 2024
Repeat because this was a fun one: Tim's advice for the next US Presidential debate, sponsor ideas, and Shark Tank After Dark
Aug 31, 2024
A new setup where we can hear the listeners who call in, seeing things for what they are, and Timmyboy has plans to make opera better
Aug 25, 2024
New world's oldest person crowned, Mike Lindell hits a new low, and Timmyboy has big plans for Heidi Klum jdCCtmFRKI9u7v6cPXfR
Aug 23, 2024
Couldn't hear CrazyLady, a list of RIPs, and a massive shout-out to Bass Canyon jdCCtmFRKI9u7v6cPXfR
Aug 21, 2024
Trying to figure out notes and Pastor Jimmy stops by to explain his screening process that got Caleb Williams signed with the Chicago Bears jdCCtmFRKI9u7v6cPXfR
Aug 12, 2024
Caleb Williams is winning it, money washing up on a Florida beach, and Timmyboy guides to anyone looking to make connections of all sorts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/timmyboy/id1487701547
Aug 09, 2024
Surfing dogs, Magic Rope, and Tim is angry with people's dangerous choices for crocodile and boating entertainment
Aug 06, 2024
Well-wishes for Aerosmith, Simone Biles always being the best-of, and young people in China turning into birds https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/timmyboy/id1487701547
Aug 05, 2024
Mister A joins us for the first time in ages, and 60-year-old Timmyboy offers guidance in life and romance to 17-year-old Brian from Ghana
Jul 28, 2024
An upcoming documentary Timmyboy and Jolynn want to see, a surprise under-house river, and a shout-out to Chirp, the best chicken EVER https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/timmyboy/id1487701547
Jul 26, 2024
Crush the Lobster gets relocated, the perfect running mate for Kamala Harris, and Tim's view on Trump's Make A Wish Foundation
Jul 24, 2024
Crush the lobster gets relocated and Tim sees the possible positive side of a known scam, maybe, you know
Jul 24, 2024
Facts Porcupine and The Maven join us, cocaine sharks, and Sally Nordstrom wants to tell you about how to shop for what you need and what to do with it at Nordstroms g9cIqBrdNh4v0bgCadL4
Jul 23, 2024
A wrongful conviction overturned, a shout-out to Ed Koch and Bella Abzug, and Bernie Sanders stops by with tales of playing it close to the vest
Jul 22, 2024
Violent trees, a wandering cow, and The Maven introduces a new segment for us
Jul 21, 2024
Debating Presidential choices (part 2)
Jul 20, 2024
An abused German Shepherd is rescued, Project 2025, and debating Presidential choices with The Maven and Facts Porcupine Podcast (Part 1)
Jul 20, 2024
Timmyboy has a busted toe, a New Jersey kitten-rescue, and The Maven and a talkative Juri join us
Jul 18, 2024
RIP to four legends, AOC calling out Supreme corruption, and Tim has grooming guidance for those interested
Jul 16, 2024
Conservatives falling behind, levels of asshole-ish-ness, and Tim will have answers for everyone in a few days
Jul 08, 2024
Insect-surgeons, Florida news, and a new Nathan's Hotdog champion crowned
Jul 04, 2024
Garbage out of The Supreme Court, doing karate by yourself, and Timmyboy perfecting his joke-tastic skills
Jul 01, 2024
Debating the debate, pygmy feelings, and a robot in South Korea has had enough
Jun 28, 2024
Julian Assange is home, dumb responses on-camera, and Timmyboy has a thought-provoking question for Jolynn and for Shelbie Jack
Jun 26, 2024
An ancient beach reopens, speaking dolphin or not, and a dog saves the day
Jun 26, 2024
RIP Willie Mayes, terrible ideas for lactation rooms, and Tim has some words for Bill Belichick
Jun 20, 2024
Happy Fathers' Day, Amerasian babies, and fun with misogyny
Jun 16, 2024
JaneD75, tales of pre-and post-stripper Sandys, and Tim's alternate plans for Maven's work boots
Jun 14, 2024
Remembering 9/11, Mars in question, and Tim has had too much Popeye's
Jun 13, 2024
Planning a birthday surprise for Anna Sawai, handling a crush, and Tim has big plans to promote AOC's campaign
Jun 11, 2024
RIP Petel, more hostages returned home, and Tim gets told-off by an 8 year old
Jun 08, 2024
Happy Donut Day, The Maven joins us, and Tim has a name for a new prescription
Jun 08, 2024
A Louisiana skull picks up weight-lifting, Republicans being awful again, and Tim proposes a new signal to call for AOC
Jun 06, 2024
Arguing Cindy/Cyndi, and Tim is planning his Fed Up Tour, followed by a series of other curmudgeonly-sounding tour names
Jun 05, 2024
This Sacred Band, Tim questions Occam of his razor's intentions, and thanking retiring Mark Sasseville for his service
Jun 02, 2024
Tim's advice for the next US Presidential debate, sponsor ideas, and Shark Tank after dark
Jun 02, 2024
Joe Antonio show drops in, Maven joins us and Ellie agrees about the tale of the Golden...
Jun 01, 2024
NYC scores lower on another best-of list, the Son of Sam not getting parole again, and Timmyboy and The Eyes trade sage life and game-advice
May 30, 2024
Penis fillers, Richard Simmons making a come-back, and Jolynn wants to get Christopher Columbus into a support group
May 27, 2024
Victory for a drag queen, the far-right being a poor sport, and a big iceberg is out to sea
May 26, 2024
Reproductive Rights, we can't hear you, and Tim has a new idea for a TV show that participants are gonna get a rise out of whether they like it or not
May 25, 2024
Groundbreaking surgery, Republicans being dreadful again, and Tim has an elixir for the makings of a great first date
May 24, 2024
Ron Desantis being awful again, Red Lobster files for bankruptcy, and Timmyboy has a masturbation schedule
May 22, 2024
NYPD officers to the rescue, Tim's ex comes visit, and she wants to set the record straight about her bumper decals
May 17, 2024
Tim alienates John Stewart, Drew Barrymore, Andrew Santino, Comedy Central, Jerry Seinfeld, and day-old pizza, and Jimmy Kimmel better get his act together or he's next
May 16, 2024
Got kicked out of Clapper, whiney religious groups, and a bumper decal who just couldn't take it anymore
May 14, 2024
Happy Birthday, Timmyboy! Solidarity with Native Americans and Stormy Daniels, GOP anti-reproductive rights reps being AWFUL, and we're being pulled off course by something outside the galaxy
May 13, 2024
Women's empowerment songs, a nod to Flo from Progressive Insurance, and we're preparing for Tim's Birthday podcast tomorrow!
May 12, 2024
We're on Clapper now, do you want to date a 5th grader, and Juri wants you to be a contestant on his new game show
May 03, 2024
Litebrite wants her date with Kim Jong Un's sister, Timmyboy has nothing nice to say about Anne Hathaway, and Bernie Sanders comes in with a lot of things to say about a lot of things
May 03, 2024
The digestive brain, potentially connecting an old friend to a new business partner or enemy, and Tim explains how to win over IT guys
May 02, 2024
Remembering Reggie, El Gato finally calls in, and a WWII phrase still in use today according to Tim
May 01, 2024
Kapz is not blocked, there is now a swear jar on our Ko-Fi, and you can help Farmer Andy's bald dog on our Ko-Fi, too
Apr 29, 2024
Andy Farmer joins us for his second day on Podbean, kung fu Jesus, and Tim offers potentially frowned-upon advice for how to handle store theives
Apr 29, 2024
Plato or Play-doh, are we living in a simulation, and questionable "dating" advice from Timmyboy
Apr 28, 2024
NASA news, Caleb Williams drafted, and talking about The Janes
Apr 26, 2024
Arizona is stepping up to bat for democracy, a nice conversation with The Deepo from Morocco, and mayonaise displeases Timmyboy
Apr 26, 2024
Well-wishes for Taiwan, the imagined horrors of a new product on the market, and LiteBrite joins us for a post-loftbed-building update
Apr 24, 2024
Repeat! Time-travel in Japan, old cherries discovered, and alligators discovered in surprising places
Apr 24, 2024
Our first-ever video podcast and Facebook Live! Record-breaking flooding in the Middle East, Boston Dynamics is updating, and Tim tell us of an upcoming robot tribunal
Apr 17, 2024
RIP Lou Conter, what constitutes a fair commission, and contraceptives for randy rats
Apr 17, 2024
Trash gets cut off at a high-end NYC event space, man pulls arson-inspired prank on Bernie Sanders, and Cody Roberts of Daniel, Wyoming needs to be punished for animal abuse
Apr 08, 2024
Recreational marijuana legalized in Germany, Caitlin Clark is still killing it, and Tim has a whole backstory for the world's new oldest man
Apr 08, 2024
A dog makes his way home, Tim re-introduces his judgmental grocery store idea, and examples of "redeemable"
Apr 06, 2024
A potential upcoming interview with another famous monster, inventor nuns, and Tim knows who is going to burn in Hell
Apr 02, 2024
Visited by a famous monster, feathers ruffled, and a happy couple says goodbye on their own terms
Mar 31, 2024
Bernie Sanders stops by for a visit, he and Tim are collaborating on another album, and theories on Jared Kushner
Mar 30, 2024
No jizz-flavored cake!
Mar 23, 2024
Joined by regular listeners, Republican clown-shoes coming back to bite them, and we're visited by a new guest who has demands for our politicians
Mar 15, 2024
Catching up with Humble Dog and CRASH, an opinionated Sean Connery visits, and the things strippers need
Mar 12, 2024
We catch up with some loyal listeners, Tim and Jolynn have a heated discussion on world events, and a 500-year-old gold ring is drawing attention
Mar 10, 2024
A shout out to Caitlin Clark, a conversation with Crash of Crash and Burn, and an adorable dog named Sora who is looking for her forever home
Mar 09, 2024
A timeless message
Feb 24, 2024
Great music, connecting with CrazyLady, and who to reach out to if you need help
Feb 20, 2024
NYC taking a stand against youth mental health struggles, what counts as a veggie, and Tim is coming up with a new mail/travel invention with all the necessary slots
Feb 19, 2024
Nancy Reagan's name potentially cleared, Trump's chickens coming home to roost, and Tim has a new idea for a competition other than the Scumbag Olympics
Feb 17, 2024
RIP Alexei Navalny, Coach Andy Reid stepping up, and calling out anti-semitism takes a dark turn
Feb 16, 2024
It's late right now, so here's a repeat!
Feb 16, 2024
Abraham Lincoln's birthday, flying taxis, and Tim is displeased again with... well, a lot
Feb 12, 2024
NYPD's Robocop is out of commission, happy tales about two dogs, and Tim wants to take over as Sam Altman's PR guy
Feb 10, 2024
Guilt cancer, snorting donuts, and Tim wants to lead the dogs of Chernobyl
Feb 09, 2024
What to give the one you love for Valentine's Day, where to put umlauts, and Tim reluctantly reveals the name of his next album
Feb 08, 2024
Crazylady learning to draw from Mark Kistler, explaining the 1040 tax code, and passing the savings onto YOU!
Feb 07, 2024
We didn't get to the news, but here's a metamorphosis of Tim's new invention for like-minded people
Feb 06, 2024
Circus animals rescued by the Indiana State Troopers, Staten Island Chuck says hello to Spring, and remembering Carl Weathers
Feb 02, 2024
New Jersey has a flooding problem, Jolynn needs a dose of Inglourious Basterds, and you can adopt Elsa the cat from the Yakima Humane Society
Feb 01, 2024
NY Post is listening to our episodes, Pebbles the Pup-Scout bringing joy to students, and Tim is coming up with a new George Soros-themed amusement park and board game
Feb 01, 2024
Good reviews on Podbean fan club, Sean Connery tries to pick up Jolynn again, and Tim passes on two prerequisites for the Scumbag Olympics
Jan 31, 2024
Who's going to win in the Playoffs, a debate about The Line in Saudi Arabia, and how much money should you leave to your pets when you die
Jan 28, 2024
The Kick of Destiny, Philippe Petit's upcoming show, and why Tim can't use a breakout room
Jan 27, 2024
Tik Radio educates us on Podbean Podcast Nation, Mexico City details, and where to place your bets in Roulette (but not really)
Jan 27, 2024
Excellent Jimi Hendrix interviews, tunnel rats, and a "geese versus goose" debate
Jan 26, 2024
The logo for The Ramones, fusion reaction for all, and Tim's cranky commentary on Jolynn's news reporting
Jan 24, 2024
Kicking off the show with Lily Allen, a new species of lizard, and Tim is trying to have Jolynn comfort Yeonmi Park
Jan 23, 2024
Ancient chewing gum, regional weed delivery options, and Tim is trying to make something happen between Jolynn and CJ Stroud's mom
Jan 21, 2024
Christina Applegate cheered on at The Emmy Awards, Louisiana gets a little less racist, and both Tim and Eye Doc FAL scold Jolynn to start doing her conspiracy theory homework
Jan 20, 2024
A clown robs a store in Australia, a venomous snake found in a toddler's dresser, and DB Cooper finally identified... maybe
Jan 19, 2024
NYC learning to conquer the rat problem, a shout out to the Boys and Girls Club, and Tim is calling on DeSantis to put his money where his hooves are
Jan 19, 2024
Bullies for the Bulls, Jolynn seriously misrepresents her "shout-out" to Iceland, and Tim makes a twisted Alanis Morissette reference
Jan 15, 2024
Lilia Stoyanov is helping the world through Transformify
Jan 14, 2024
Tim’s guilt for a phony phone call, a hate group coming to the Upper East Side in NYC, and humpback whale math
Jan 13, 2024
Binary code, then misogyny, racism, and xenophobia personified in a caller
Jan 09, 2024
Jolynn has questions for Kim Jong Un, holograms in windshields, and Tim tells everyone of his childhood gnome guardians
Jan 08, 2024
Countdown to the next Scumbag Olympics, a naked man takes a swim in a store’s fish tank, and Andy Rooney is going to write a children’s book from the other side
Jan 07, 2024
Christmas trees getting a second life, an awful celebration being cancelled by the venue, and a conman’s conman ways being exposed
Jan 06, 2024
A record-breaking funnel-web, dirty money on a different level, and things not turning out as planned for Tanks-A-Lot
Jan 05, 2024
Creating a 311 line for animals, hydrogen making a big entrance, and trying to find out who ”They” is/are
Jan 01, 2024
Inspiration, visited by surprising guests, and Lume for all, including North Korea
Jan 01, 2024
Tesla-bot attacks, Pizza Hut being as awful as their pizza, and a shout-out to Lodestar Cleaning in Southeast London
Dec 27, 2023
Tom Carvel and Morty the Mieskeit join us, general human awfulness explained, and Tim’s death day discovered
Dec 26, 2023
An argument, Morty the Mieskeit comes in for the first time, and a shout-out to Meek Mill
Dec 25, 2023
Seemingly random song choices, a Banksy theft, and Jolynn is still holding her breath for a Cookie Puss appearance
Dec 24, 2023
A repeat: Bullies get punished, Iceland’s volcano erupts, and a child-genius is taking the world by storm
Dec 22, 2023
Intro by Minor Motion Picture Films by Justin Ho, Hinkley Dahmer baby, and Tim does a solo episode
Dec 22, 2023
Flirting with racism, Cookiepuss, and Rest In Peace, Andre Braugher
Dec 18, 2023
We’re tired, so here’s an old repeat: Tim has a magical horse, and somehow it all ties into story about God avoiding awkward situations
Dec 04, 2023
Rest In Peace Sandra Day O’Connor, you can experience a vintage NYC I-Beam throwback, and Tim explains why the Land O Lakes Native American woman is so popular
Dec 02, 2023
Rest In Peace, Rosalyn Carter, nonsense with courts, and a man got a little too comfortable at Disneyland
Nov 29, 2023
Mr. A saves the day, Florida man takes direction from store name too literally, and early Happy Birthday wishes to Jimi Hendrix
Nov 27, 2023
Getting some strange, NASA asking for help, and Christopher Columbus is going to wipe out Hamas
Nov 24, 2023
CrazyLady calls in, thermite discussions, and Anil reads a favorite quote from a classic film
Nov 21, 2023
A silly mayor, Brooklyn locals breaking social distancing, and a new member of the Gobblefarts Dynasty
Nov 17, 2023
A local man makes bank off bad portraits, signing John Malkovich’s praises, and Tim is going to start his Dear Timmy column
Nov 13, 2023
Prince sets the mood for the show
Nov 09, 2023
Poor choices, records broken, and debating whether you’d want to be a big boy or a tattle tale
Nov 08, 2023
Pastor T.A. Clint Toris visits for the first time with a lot to say about Caleb Williams
Nov 06, 2023
In an attempt to make up for a no audio episode, Sally Nordstrom joins us again, and she is hiring!
Nov 03, 2023
Rocky Raccoon calls in, talks on the highs and lows of Pink Floyd, and you’ll never guess where Sugar the Sheep was finally found
Nov 03, 2023
Sally Nordstrom visits with a lot to say about a former show guest, her current prospects, career and otherwise, and Jimmy stops by
Nov 02, 2023
Trump’s co-conspirators are starting to fret about their choices, cats are rescued in a section of China, and Cowboy Jim visits with a lot of questionable things to say about Ron Desantis
Nov 01, 2023
Saying goodbye to a Friend, Kenzo protecting his partner till his last breath, and Tim does a hilarious impression of someone that only he and Jolynn know who it is of
Oct 30, 2023
Saying goodbye to Bull from Night Court, Short Pants Robert, Mr. Nobody, and Ambassador Vegas of the Federation of Light call in, and discussing the battle of good and evil
Oct 28, 2023
An intro by Roff Draff, a better way to encourage pet adoption in Canada, and Tim never thought he would agree with Marco Rubio and Tim Scott
Oct 26, 2023
Floyd Mayweather Jr. coming through, Tim educates us on Vince Papale, and a shout-out to Biff Wiff and his GoFundMe for his cancer treatment
Oct 22, 2023
Mr A, Crazy Lady +SPR join us ,Seabees Can Do, and saying goodbye to Burt Young
Oct 21, 2023
Movie-talk, Short Pants Robert calls in, and the importance of having a porn buddy
Oct 20, 2023
The Los Gatos Party Mom, a sex doll makes the news, and Tim is thinking he had the wrong Child Support attorney
Oct 18, 2023
A world-record-breaking pumpkin, an even bigger ocean, and Grandpa Joe on heifers
Oct 15, 2023
Wayne County has a new court advocate, vampire wasps are a thing now, and George Santos has his day of reckoning
Oct 13, 2023
A repeat: Tom Carvel comes to visit and Tim tells more stories about Joseph
Oct 10, 2023
Christopher Columbus reschedules for tomorrow, visited by Mr. A, and when NOT to ask a state trooper for a jump start
Oct 10, 2023
Another marathon world-record broken, preparing for Christopher Columbus to visit tomorrow, and Tim has big ideas to help the My Pillow guy
Oct 09, 2023
Hamas attack, Halloween Dog Parade cancelled, and Tim’s new idea for Air B&B for barns
Oct 08, 2023
Short Pants Robert keeps his faith in Scott, Mister A’s new truck is keeping him sober, and Crazy Lady and Tim fight about Jorge, Ross, and Dave Matthews
Oct 04, 2023
A clip from a classic movie, a walk down memory lane with New Jersey strip clubs, getting through the flood in NYC
Oct 01, 2023
TRAPPIST-1, a con-man gets what’s coming to him, and Jolynn unexpectedly learns something
Sep 29, 2023
Explanations on chortling, Christopher Columbus stops by, and the duality of man
Sep 25, 2023
Mr. Nobody joins us for Round 2, Daniel on his Masters, and a revisit to Uncle Jeej from New Jersey
Sep 24, 2023
Broken windows on subways, NYC mental healthcare, and Andy Rooney is back with a lot to say about a lot of things
Sep 23, 2023
Smrat is a fan of the music choice of this episode, rescue crocodiles, and Tim lists the REAL symptoms of brucellosis in dog-to-human transmissions
Sep 22, 2023
Surprise dumpsters in Harlem, Brazil’s Navy breaking records, and we’re all going to rehab together
Sep 21, 2023
Drones for everyone, a message from Nonsense Password, and Tim is not surprised by a famous divorce
Sep 20, 2023
A parody commercial by Stacy Keach, opposing opinions on actors talking politics, and Tim is not a big baby
Sep 15, 2023
Well-known actor creepiness, Kamala Harris stands up for Press Rights, and Tim wants Jon Hamm to keep his distance
Sep 11, 2023
Some well-known actors disappoint, classic car references, and Tim makes demands with his scepter
Sep 10, 2023
Danny Masterson’s victims finally see some justice, Sharon Osbourne’s continuing badassery, and Tom Brady’s transformation
Sep 09, 2023
Remembering Jolynn’s Grandma Opal, ancient Roman swords found in a cave, and all-aboard the diarrhea express
Sep 07, 2023
Tim’s death wishes, a musical journey, and a shoutout to Hospice Care
Sep 06, 2023
COVID round 2, Tim tells us what he considers the center of town, and Lume for all
Sep 03, 2023
Snack, the puppy, and a kitten are rescued, Brobbey Samuel Owusu calls in, and Sally Nordstrom has big plans for tonight
Sep 03, 2023
An officer rescues a choking infant, a mother is arrested for trying to save her abused daughter, and Texas loses a potential resident
Sep 02, 2023
CrazyLady wrapping up for the season at Gorge Amphitheatre with The Dave Matthews Band, Local Man news, and we’ll see how Tim makes out with Good Head
Sep 02, 2023
Big money with cornhole tournaments this weekend, the little man gets sick, and talking Jamaica
Sep 01, 2023
Greece breaking records, a parasite is pulled from a human brain, and Scout the dog finds his forever home
Aug 31, 2023
One-eyed lemon sharks, Trump gets a trial date, and no Kleenex in Canada for mourning Joe the Plumber
Aug 28, 2023
Tim does a mini version of The Price Is Right in honor of Bob Barker, a chess champion is defeated, and a small taste of Tim’s interview of Donald Trump
Aug 27, 2023
Doorbell Ditch puzzles professor, Wolf-Man in Saxony-Anhalt, Germany, and Tim’s upcoming interview with Trump
Aug 26, 2023
Fat Bottom Girls, robotic baby sea turtles, and was Columbia House a scam or a bargain(?)
Aug 23, 2023
Hip Hop Hykul tries to teach us math, aliens visiting a Peruvian village, and Sam Bankman-Fried not so free anymore
Aug 12, 2023
Records broken by two female athletes, justice belatedly served, and a walrus getting all the spoils of attention
Aug 09, 2023
Remembering Lawn Chair Larry , Amir gets sound advice from Jimmy , Man on Wire is Tim’s pic for movie of the week
Aug 08, 2023
Humble Dog joins us as a co-host and he teaches us about how to introduce your dog to a new pet or your newborn
Aug 05, 2023
Back after Tim’s root canal, a giant traveling iceberg, and Humble Dog might help us host tomorrow’s episode, possibly, maybe
Aug 04, 2023
DeSantis is trying to erase slavery history, a bus driver in Queensland just couldn’t take the brats on her bus, and Tim hurries off to get a lottery ticket
Jul 22, 2023
8-Tracks, discussions on karma/divine justice/etc., and Tim is collaborating with Jimmy on his next Country album, Circumstantial Evidence
Jul 22, 2023
Disappearing beaches, Soldier the blind deaf dog guides guests to the beach near her home, and beer fueled sex rocket makes another appearance
Jul 14, 2023
Two-million-year-old DNA discovered, Fukushima to release radioactive waste into the Pacific Ocean, and Tim believes has found a new nickname for himself
Jul 14, 2023
Tim introduces our listeners to Ding-Dong-Ditch
Jul 12, 2023
Ecuador cable car rescue, Thor the dog has a new home, and Tim has a bad rescue idea
Jul 10, 2023
Rocky Raccoon gives us more of his backstory, CrazyLady helping those in need, and #JusticeForDixie
Jul 08, 2023
A Second Attempt on an episode after getting cutoff , The Gorge Amphitheatre and Tim And CrazyLady discuss epic bands
Jul 07, 2023
Sean Connery joins us from Purgatory and so does the usual crew
Jun 30, 2023
Biden hooking up the US, Amir gets lots of dating advice from Timmyboy and the crew, and looking forward to Sean Connery visiting tomorrow
Jun 29, 2023
Woke textbooks, Indigenous and Columbian military rescuers awarded for rescue of the four kids, and Bernie Sanders tells us about who he is not a fan of
Jun 27, 2023
Karate Jane, Kapper, and Crazy Lady call in, Humble Dog instructs us on firearm safety, and getting ready for Bernie Sanders to join us again tomorrow
Jun 26, 2023
The 50th anniversary for the Stonewall Uprising, a chat with Hell Devil from Nigeria, and Tim has an idea for a remake of Magnum P.I.
Jun 24, 2023
Titan submarine combusts, Dr Robert Moore’s 100th birthday surprise dog parade, and Rocky Raccoon 6 educates us on the 101st Airborne
Jun 23, 2023
A deadly heat wave in India, 3rinity-Beats joins us from Nigeria, and Tim educates us on ghost poop
Jun 21, 2023
A repeat: Finding the humor in messed-up situations, and HumbleDog educates us on dog response and animal abuse
Jun 20, 2023
A quick episode because Jolynn says it’s too late to do a full one, a bully with fighting dogs attacks, an a WWII soldier comes home
Jun 19, 2023
Chris joins us from The Kris and Kristine Show, a podcast commandeered, and thoughts on a national naked bike ride day
Jun 18, 2023
Tim isn’t a fan of Chris Pratt or Prince Harry, and SarahHarris12 wants nothing to do with Timmyboy Podcast
Jun 17, 2023
A chemical engineering professor gets way too comfortable with his dog in public, searching for Wilson in Columbia, and welcoming Bella-Rox from the UK to the Timmyboy Podcast
Jun 16, 2023
Another two-state episode, the I95 overpass collapses in Philadelphia, and Trump is (FINALLY) indicted
Jun 12, 2023
Doing the podcast from two different locations (NYC an South Carolina), trying to get the uncooperative audio to cooperate, and Daniel calls in
Jun 09, 2023
Tims on his way to see his son and daughter in S.C ( Delta flight 1169 ) & a discussion on Frankenstein, Kapz joins us, and Tim’s seagull experiments
Jun 07, 2023
A shout-out to Short Pants Robert, an APB for Lizzy White, and Tim wants to set up a bikini throw-down for rights to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song between Lunar Lina and Lizzy White
Jun 06, 2023
Bernie Sanders stops by with a lot to say about a lot of things, Shorty V is not in tech, and hoping Mahabali had a wonderful first date
Jun 05, 2023
Tim has a song idea of a little mermaid with big areolas, goes over a movie plot idea of a gay Transformers character with Humble Dog, and wishing Mahabali a good first date
Jun 04, 2023
Ellie visits for the first time, getting a new logo designed, and we’re honored that Drew Barrymore and Howard Stern seem to be inspired yet again by our show
Jun 03, 2023
A shoutout to Dolly Parton, regular listeners listen and call in, and Tim gives our audience an introduction to Meg Myers
Jun 02, 2023
Tim has a toothache, so Jolynn hosts this episode with a new co-host, Becky Rose
May 30, 2023
Venice’s canal turns green, a kitten is rescued from a rain pipe in Beirut, and honoring the uncorruptible Kiki Camarena and Frank Serpico on this Memorial Day
May 29, 2023
Congratulations to us on Episode 401, Boogynights, Humble Dog, and Short Pants Robert call in, and Kartik from India joins us
May 28, 2023
The gang’s all here and we welcome Siraj Siraj from Iraq
May 27, 2023
RIP Tina Turner, wishing safety to the residents of Mexico City, and it’s Fleet Week in NYC, so there’s seamen everywhere
May 25, 2023
5/23/23 episode, part two: Sending well-wishes to those fleeing the volcano in Mexico City, a seagull experiment Tim tried, and he has installments for lessons in who knows what
May 23, 2023
A man with a shoulder-cat rescues someone from an alligator, Kapz calls in, and we get unexpectedly cut off
May 23, 2023
A killer says nothing, a likely meteor sighting, and Tim and Jolynn agree to disagree...begrudgingly
May 23, 2023
Shit-shaming, Blockchain DXS calls in, and God bless Ed Koch
May 22, 2023
Our first Timmyboy T-shirts came in, an agreement on Kissinger being just awful, and Tim is afraid Jolynn will kill him with her big hand gestures
May 21, 2023
Saying goodbye to an NFL icon, joined again by regular listeners, and Tim has a strange idea for how to help the victims of the flooding in Italy
May 20, 2023
Africa is splitting in half (literally, but when?), and Tim’s thesis on Hitler’s stupid mustache
May 16, 2023
Tawana Moody making waves at the Jersey City Police Department, new friends join us from Ghana, and Tim tells us about Paco
May 15, 2023
It’s Tim’s birthday!
May 14, 2023
Kapz visits us in disguise, an unexpected deer story, and fighting against hate with favorite Hitler rant parodies
May 12, 2023
Disagreements on music, the Timmyboy Podbean family joins together, and general chaos ensues
May 10, 2023
Til Schweiger antics, T-shirt designing, and Timmy’s future theoretical Asian-Latino workforce
May 09, 2023
A protest on the subway, the peacock against Hitler, and Tim wants to pee his pants over a competition between King Charles III in the U.K. and Sir/King Charles Barkely, retired Lakers ball player
May 08, 2023
Judge Timmy has a lot to say, visited by friends old and new, and discussions on the Jizz Jamboree
May 06, 2023
Short Pants Robert and Max join us, we’re introduced by-proxy to Jed, and our new publishing schedule
May 05, 2023
A long conversation with the host of Milkshake Derby, and Jolynn gets a surprise from Bernie Sanders and his wife, Jane
May 02, 2023
Tshirt talk, Cousin Mike stops by, and Tim has plans in capitalism for Hobo Bob
May 01, 2023
Our new pal, Jeeg, joins us, and we play True or False
Apr 30, 2023
Mister A and Lizzy White join us, Truthseeker Jackson from Blackpool in the UK visits, and Tim has figured out how to get Evolution and Christianity to get along
Apr 29, 2023
Shazam! Fury of the cup sizes and a popcorn-thieving moose
Apr 24, 2023
Empty homes shifting off foundations, a sunken WWII ship found, and way too many gong references
Apr 23, 2023
A lot going on in India, China is about to be outpaced in population, and Tim’s friend has a suggestion for how to punish the Scottish Marathon cheater
Apr 22, 2023
A woman cheated in the GB Ultras Manchester to Liverpool 50-mile race and it ”drives” Tim crazy
Apr 21, 2023
14A, bagel and pizza choices, and Canadian geese fly west
Apr 19, 2023
A proposed Disney prison, No Lives Matter, and El Gato in disguise with his aliases
Apr 18, 2023
Best hitman nicknames, Desantis being dumb enough to fight Disney, and disagreements from very different news (or ”news”) sources
Apr 17, 2023
Lunar Lina calls in, scientific study disagreements, and the Gatekeepers of Carnal Knowledge
Apr 15, 2023
Ghana has an effective malaria vaccine, and Larry David and Tim have a lot in common
Apr 14, 2023
Mr. A has a theme song now, a hidden Bible chapter, and Tim doesn’t like Tuesdays
Apr 12, 2023
The duality of man, Mr. A stops by from parts unknown, and Bernie Sanders tells us about is how he’s going to get Tim involved with hatching his plans after getting his theme song
Apr 11, 2023
Tim explains ” The Move” Sally Nordstrom comes in with her review of ” EverAfter” starring Drew Barrymore & Lizzy White has a new idea for a t-shirt
Apr 10, 2023
Lizzy White and Short Pants Robert call in, movie recommendations, and Tim and Jolynn briefly discuss being sleepy old women
Apr 08, 2023
The O’Connor Family joins us, Canadian/Canada geese, and Sally Nordstrom tries to review Topgun Maverick
Apr 07, 2023
A movie review coming up for tomorrow, another loss in tech, and Tim’s list of people that annoy him grows
Apr 06, 2023
LunarLina, El Gato in disguise, and Lizzy White call in, Jolynn hopes Trump is getting what’s coming to him, and Hamburgler skimming the books for McDonald’s
Apr 05, 2023
Tim has a lot to say about Putin’s poop and poop in general, Lizzy White’s new addiction, and Big Guy Kas joins us despite us calling him the wrong name
Apr 02, 2023
Cash calls in, new listener Michaela gets a theme song, and we discuss how The Shield paved the way
Apr 01, 2023
Zebras don’t eat people, safari escape, and Tim finally has a theme song for Lizzy White
Mar 29, 2023
Supposed time travelers with more listeners than we have, Michael Angelo being found offensive by Florida, and a beauty queen gets caught being really, REALLY ugly
Mar 26, 2023
The IHOP redemption, Lizzy White calls in, and why the Northern Lights need to arrive earlier to accommodate us
Mar 25, 2023
Yancey not Clancey and Lizzy White drop in, sports talk, and we celebrate having 2,000+ live listeners
Mar 23, 2023
So sleepy, a con-man may have conned the public about his cons, and Tim is going to find theme songs for Bella and Lite Brite
Mar 20, 2023
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Mar 20, 2023
Revisiting the popcorn trick, Chris Wilson tries to hijack our show, and Tim is figuring out Bella’s theme music
Mar 19, 2023
We do a Timmyboy version of The Dating Game for Kim Yo Jong, K-Pop’s potential problems, and our St. Patrick Day episode is quite Asian
Mar 18, 2023
A Mother Ship may be in our galaxy, El Gato and Lite Brite are here but too busy to message us, and JonnyTye89 calls in with tales of living on a 39’ ship/boat/water going vessel in the UK
Mar 14, 2023
Massive props to Jeremy Boss of DFAC and his update for Amos the German Shepard, the Queen Bee has lots to say about bees falling ill, and Yancy 4 CDOM of WKOP calls in
Mar 13, 2023
The new mic setup is complete, Teacher of the Year, and Tim’s longtime best friend and Mr. A stop by
Mar 10, 2023
We’re very tired, so here’s a repeat: Multi-purpose adult store dolls, raccoon bank break-ins, and Tim is making waves with his sandwich napkin pants business
Mar 08, 2023
Timmyboy has a new ”Growler” invention, we’d like to buy a vowel for ChatGPT, and join us for our 350th episode tomorrow
Mar 08, 2023
Bubba solved the case, comedy duos, and Boogie Nights from the Joe and Tony stops by to catch up
Mar 07, 2023
The true history of Barbie, China’s state-run educational TikTok, and Bob Ross visits with more stories of his ”tricky trees” and surprising friends he’s made
Mar 06, 2023
Catching up with El Gato, welcome to the world to our new listener Manuel (Lunar Lina’s son), and RIP Stampy the Robot Dog
Mar 05, 2023
Ass gaskets, Tim and Mister A give 3 reasons why he love the NRA, and Lite Brite stops by with good news
Mar 04, 2023
Calls from Alamko Promise and CrazyLady, Wozniak calls out Musk’s cult l easer personality, and Bear the triathlete dog
Feb 27, 2023
ThemApples introduces us to a Juicy Lucy, Hugh Jackman irks Timmyboy, and a shout-out to the talented Gloria Estefan
Jan 23, 2023
Shout-outs to some brave people, saying hello to 2023, and saying goodbye to legends
Jan 01, 2023
Celebrate Christmas or don’t, Chris Christie’s niece being dreadful, and a woman leaves a three 5-gallon bucket surprise at a local Texas police station
Dec 26, 2022
Winter Solstice facts, Mr. A wants to increase cornhole wins, and Timmyboy is planning a Lonely Hearts Club for our December 25 episode
Dec 16, 2022
A repeat: Tornado destruction, Mike Nesmith, and an unexpected James Bond villain
Dec 12, 2022
A quick episode where Sean Connery makes a surprise visit and he has nothing nice to say about... anything
Dec 04, 2022
Mister A wins big, Kevin and his turkey crew terrorize Massachusetts, and surprising facts and stories about Christopher Columbus
Nov 25, 2022
Timmyboy’s goomah-matchmaking service, Governor Hochul coming through for college athletes, and well-wishes for Sinbad
Nov 23, 2022
Cannibal leadership, Chris Wilson has a lot to say about the past and the future, and Christopher Columbus will be joining us for our Thanksgiving Day episode
Nov 18, 2022
Election/Erection Results, Zelenski snubs Penn (the rat), and despite drunkenly waking up in a stranger’s bed, Tyson’s CFO has it together with his figure
Nov 14, 2022
Election/Erection Results, Zelenski snubs Penn (the rat), and despite drunkenly waking up in a stranger’s bed, Tyson’s CFO has it together with his figure
Nov 13, 2022
Vote November 8, what is singing, and sí to Los Espookys
Nov 08, 2022
Christopher Columbus visits again, a squirrel becomes a new employee, and Tim has a theory on old time fecal fertilizer:
Oct 11, 2022
Loved ones and their friends surviving Hurricane Ian, a victory in Ukraine, and Punisher plus his aunt want to buy a house not in Jacksonville, Florida
Oct 02, 2022
Pastor H stops by, drunken Irish folk dancing, and Timmyboy is freaked out by what a black hole sounds like
Aug 28, 2022
Drought discoveries, a 16 year old gets to come home, and Dennis Rodman stepping up for Brittney Griner:
Aug 22, 2022
Helping Hykul get over a breakup with F1’s help, Monkeypox info, and breaking records with helicopter pull-ups
Aug 08, 2022
July 19, 2022; Massive heatwaves, an explosion at the base of the Hoover Dam, and Tim wants to be on Drew Barrymore right now
Jul 20, 2022
Alternate realities, conversations with Trucker Joe and Dos!, and CB radios starting the internet of things
May 31, 2022
Hercules gets confused on Twitter, wobo bottles, and dodo birds making a comeback
Mar 21, 2022
The little man’s great escape, the Ghost of Kyiv, and an Abby Broyles breakdown
Mar 14, 2022
A repeat from July 6, 2020
Mar 01, 2022
We’ll have a real episode tomorrow. Promise!
Feb 28, 2022
World chaos, Africa getting access, and Tim thinks Pat Sajak is being unreasonable
Feb 21, 2022
Superbowl Repeat! Episode originally released on 08/14/2020
Feb 14, 2022
Record-breaking election in Costa Rica, Sweden brings back a Cold War tactic, and a large squirrel predicts the weather
Feb 07, 2022
A rescue by a teenage hockey player, snow everywhere, and Kapz joins us for a great chat
Jan 30, 2022
RIP Jason Rivera, man carrying his severed arm rescued by two strangers, and how to arrest a cruise ship
Jan 25, 2022
MeatLoaf and Louie Anderson, surviving being swept out to sea, and a doctor from Toronto giving us hope for humanity again
Jan 22, 2022
An underwater volcano, Madison Square Garden is not moving, and Daniel calls in for a great chat
Jan 17, 2022
A princess is released, Kapz and Youngblood call in, and a discussion on Tim and Jolynn’s little furball
Jan 10, 2022
A princess is released, Kapz and Youngblood call in, and a discussion on Tim and Jolynn’s little furball
Jan 10, 2022
A princess is released, Kapz and Youngblood call in, and a discussion on Tim and Jolynn’s little furball
Jan 10, 2022
Happy New Year, the rules of 3, and a shoutout to the super talented Eric B. and Rakim
Jan 01, 2022
LA Palma volcano finally stops, a third tongue layer confirmed, and SJ187 educates us on Coxiella burnetii
Dec 26, 2021
When Harry Met Santa, a 12-hour swim, and Tim is fair
Dec 23, 2021
Fart jar sales, Micheal Kee Loves Men stops by, and Tim is not happy he‘s not hosting SNL tonight
Dec 19, 2021
Tornado destruction, Mike Nesmith, and an unexpected James Bond villain
Dec 12, 2021
A fake biologist, Semeru volcano erupts, and cornhole tournaments are not what you think they are
Dec 05, 2021
A fake biologist, Semeru volcano erupts, and cornhole tournaments are not what you think they are... maybe
Dec 05, 2021
Welder287 calls in, a shout-out to Galveston Island, and comment throw-downs
Nov 28, 2021
Happy Thanksgiving, Christopher Columbus visits, and Boogie Nights has a good life plan:
Nov 26, 2021
a Str8fire Farms mention, and Tim is either going to the Easton/Pburg football game or India with Daniel for Thanksgiving... maybe
Nov 21, 2021
A record-breaking Australian fruit tree, Tim is too sexy for his own good, and where is Homeboy88
Nov 14, 2021
Happy Veterans Day, Tearz calls in, and good prison advice
Nov 12, 2021
A real estate agent ass-hat, submarine crew members crash into a sea mountain, and Tim is very uncomfortable because former presidents are getting far too comfortable with Colin Powell‘s widow
Nov 06, 2021
We make a new friend from England, a comedian joins us with great comments, and Timmyboy has a lot to say to everyone who didn‘t donate to his Cash App, which is... everyone
Nov 01, 2021
Mister A stops by, accepting donations to $tgst788, and Hitler reviews The Goldbergs... yes, you read that right.
Oct 21, 2021
A nuclear submarine collision, Kim Yo-Jong, and Bernie Sanders stops by
Oct 09, 2021
William Shatner going to Space, things start to get more real between Taiwan and China, and Tim tells everyone about who is going to be visiting the podcast by this weekend:
Oct 06, 2021
Hurricane drone footage, Judge Judy getting hers, and Tim is going to wait and see on Tunisia
Oct 02, 2021
R. Kelly, Tim on Radar Ranges, and El Gato goes bowling with lesbians
Sep 28, 2021
Mr. A and El Gato check in, a shout-out to Sean Lynch and the Roxbury wrestling team, and another glimpse at the Scumbag Olympics
Sep 22, 2021
A shout-out to Bunty143, protecting General Sherman, and a small peak at the Scumbag Olympics
Sep 18, 2021
9/11, Tim explains remember day, and a cat rescue:
Sep 12, 2021
Well-wishes for those in the struggle, JLow joins us for a listen, and Tim tries to pick up refugees
Aug 15, 2021
Best of: Tim was on Noah's arc and his mom needs to remember to bring a shovel, 10/14/20
Jan 07, 2021
#DrDreTheory #TalkSomeSenseIntoYou #CharlotteWillingtonbutnotreallyWillington
Jan 06, 2021
Multi-purpose adult store dolls, raccoon bank break-ins, and Tim is making waves with his sandwich napkin sandwich pants business
Jan 05, 2021
#100daysofcode #hateisboring #COVIDasanewlifeform
Jan 05, 2021
Happy 2021, connecting listeners, and Tim and Jolynn are interviewed by Sam, an Indian student of journalism
Jan 02, 2021
Daniel joins us again and we would all vote for President Bunty of India
Jan 01, 2021
#ArgentinaLegalizesAbortions #Boogerfest2020 #TimAndMrAMakePlans
Dec 31, 2020
#LavaDome #CannabisOrigins #PenceHasAides
Dec 30, 2020
#TeamBeans, a rogue planet, and Tim tries to sell Mr. A's anal plugs to Homeboy88
Dec 29, 2020
Stardust, an explosion in Nashville, and an interview with India's future President Bunty 143
Dec 26, 2020
Childhood stories, Tim is popular until he's not, and a sub-par Christmas
Dec 25, 2020
War on Science, cow-talk, and Bob calls in as...Santa???
Dec 23, 2020
Rudolph calls in. He's pissed.
Dec 23, 2020
Stimulus check, erupting volcanoes, and Jane Shady has a lot to say
Dec 22, 2020
Rogan, Texas Ranger, enthusiastic ball-licking, and @Free_Ross
Dec 19, 2020
Here's a best of episode: Supreme Beings not taking care of their human sea monkeys, collapsologists, and Homeboy88 finally calls in to catch up, 10/12/20
Dec 18, 2020
A potential stimulus, the value of Bitcoin, and calling for Ross Ulbricht to be released
Dec 17, 2020
FAO Schwarz slumber party, Tim's five magic words, and he has a demand for Peyton Manning or Wolf Blitzer
Dec 16, 2020
Auditions, an upcoming TV pilot, and Professor Gobblefarts teaches What'z Up World ???? how to deal with his 10-year-old students
Dec 14, 2020
A tough dentist appointment today, so here's a best-of: An emu is allegedly captured in New Jersey, theme songs for regular listeners, and Homeboy88 tells us he is the new king of Podbean
Dec 11, 2020
Australia wants to pay you to live on a tropical island, a timely quote about The Scream, and Wrestler Roddie schools us on the weather again, 08-28-20
Dec 11, 2020
COVID sponsoring erectile dysfunction, breaking awful records in the US, and Dr. Fauci wants Kaitlan Collins, CNN White House Correspondent, to be on his staff permanently
Dec 10, 2020
Gearing up for bigger episodes, so here is a best-of: Tim has a magical horse, and somehow it all ties into story about God avoiding awkward situations. Podbean Top Comedy Podcast 2020
Dec 08, 2020
A best-of episode; Jesus is updating his dating profile, Tim shops behind Jolynn's back, and surprises about Tom Hanks
Dec 08, 2020
Drew Barrymore needs to recognize Timmyboy, marijuana finally stepping towards decriminalization, and Tim is a bad husband because he never shot a Roman candle at Jolynn
Dec 05, 2020
Mark Charles calls in
Dec 03, 2020
Switzerland not being so neutral, Nike and Coca-Cola failing ethics, and Drew Barrymore stole Tim's sign-off phrase
Dec 02, 2020
We're interviewing Mark Charles tomorrow!! We're having tech issues today, tho, so here's a best-of episode: Tom Carvel drops in, and Tim remebers Joseph of Nazereth, 10-14-19
Dec 02, 2020
We're tired, so here's a fun repeat: Tim goes on an adventure with Jesus, JFK, Rambo, and Santa Claus, and there needs to be a new Blade, 09/16/29
Nov 30, 2020
A late start, Fades by Joe, and miniature scissors
Nov 27, 2020
Kristopher Columbus hosts our Thanksgiving Day episode, he wants to pick up Lite Brite, and he still hates that stupid hat
Nov 26, 2020
Repeat time! Regrets, weird eBay items, and this is how Dad cleans
Nov 25, 2020
A quick intro for the repeat episode following this
Nov 25, 2020
Hackers hacked TESLA, a baby slump, and a surprise visit from a familiar leprechaun
Nov 24, 2020
Old friends stop by, an inner outside producer for what will be our theme song, and a surprise host for our upcoming Thanksgiving Day episode
Nov 23, 2020
Repeat! Bill Gate is trying to end the world and Mike Pence is in love with Tim, 11-15-19
Nov 20, 2020
Hal is on Tim's bad side, mosquito problems, and Jolynn knows nothing about robot care
Nov 19, 2020
Very early mornings, weird catchphrases, and the benefits of boogers
Nov 18, 2020
Another early episode: Jimmy Two-Dicks and the imaginary casino are introduced, not very scientific science, and the Mommy Mobile, 07-24-20
Nov 17, 2020
Vacation time! Here's our second episode ever, 07-10-20: Condoms for your ears, how Tim graduated high school, and Timmy tax
Nov 16, 2020
Condoms for your ears, how Tim graduated from high school, and Timmy tax
Nov 16, 2020
Larry David is a genius, Miami Marlins hire first female general manager, and Tim prototypes his ballsack cleaner
Nov 13, 2020
Black market negative COVID tests, YouTube shuts down for two hours, and Tim taking a cue from Larry David
Nov 13, 2020
Snap-on dentures, exaggerations of voter fraud, and Pink Squirrel gets adopted
Nov 11, 2020
A dinosaur brain penis, Paranthropus Robustus, and we are all Spice Girls
Nov 11, 2020
A 6-year-old Parks manager, a naked, homeless president, and Tim is angry because Jolynn won't let him drive her Barbie car
Nov 09, 2020
An imposter Tim demanding money, Not Your Cup of Tea, and an introduction to The Aristocrats
Nov 06, 2020
Another Binance hack, bursts from a magnetar, and forward strides for the transgender community
Nov 05, 2020
A sun-powered asteroid, drugs win big, and Frederic calls in with an update
Nov 04, 2020
Election special!
Nov 04, 2020
Jolynn is stitched up, ISS spots another UFO, and we discuss happiness with Ahmad
Nov 03, 2020
Fun with voting, making good time, and a chasm of rats
Oct 30, 2020
Herd immunity a no-go so far, Tim has an idea that might take off, and we make friends with Tiny from Ireland
Oct 29, 2020
A tank from Queens, a spoiled chance at getting a second phone line when that was still a thing, and more signs of madness
Oct 28, 2020
A cockfight goes even more wrong than expected, roofies of a different sort, and Tim is angry that tropical storm Zeta is getting to vacation in the Caribbean
Oct 27, 2020
Unsettling inevitability, no Santa at Macys, and who are "they"
Oct 26, 2020
Jolynn's best friend calls in for her birthday, and Tim schools everyone on the pussy diploma
Oct 23, 2020
We get a call from the talented Michael L Silas, and Tim puts him on the board of Gobblefarts
Oct 22, 2020
More details on the superior beings who manage us as sea monkeys, Tim still has a problem with Neil deGrasse Tyson, and we just came back to finish that ancient cat etching
Oct 21, 2020
Yodeling gone wrong, unexpected flirtation, and getting ready for someone from Critical Thinking (the movie) to join us for an episode
Oct 19, 2020
Politicians hiding things in somewhat unsurprising places, Obama calls in, and Jane Shadey sets the mood for you to close the deal
Oct 16, 2020
Murder hornets again, good news and bad news about robots, and we make friends with Taha from Iran
Oct 15, 2020
NY Philharmonic Orchestra playing on NYC sidewalks, firefighting robots, and thoughts on a clueless Supreme Court nominee
Oct 15, 2020
Cow-hugging, Black Death-themed orgies becoming a thing, and Tim reairs his grievances of Santa Clause
Oct 14, 2020
Supreme Beings not taking care of their human sea monkeys, collapsologists, and Homeboy88 finally calls in to catch up
Oct 12, 2020
Christopher Columbus is back, and he still hates that stupid hat
Oct 10, 2020
Birds flying into buildings, another UFO sighting, and Tim giving unexpected advice from Negative John
Oct 09, 2020
Superspreaders, sharks, and Mike Pence is still gay for Timmyboy
Oct 07, 2020
Tasmanian devils are making a comeback, A.I. might help us spot garbage news sources, and Tim gets very angry about a Dutch book
Oct 06, 2020
Lunar Lina is a willing accomplice and Bernie wants to get involved
Oct 06, 2020
Murder hornets, an inspiring 7-year-old, and Tim establishes the Teabaggers
Oct 03, 2020
A 67-year-old black belt badass, a Parisian sonic boom, and Timmyboy tells the legend of the Hilltop Strangler
Oct 02, 2020
Timmyboy is running for something and he can't depend on Jolynn to help him gather questionable items to fulfill his campaign promises
Oct 01, 2020
We're sleepy, so here's a popular repeat episode
Sep 29, 2020
A Borat sequel, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, and Inception is a real thing
Sep 28, 2020
Man caves, hero rats, and Bernie makes plans with Homeboy88 for a 2024 Presidential campaign
Sep 26, 2020
It's just one of those days. Here's a repeat of a fun episode where Jolynn is visited by an amorous neighbor
Sep 24, 2020
A Buick-sized sewer rat, how to become an Electoral College elector, and another listener tries to spar with Timmyboy and fails...miserably
Sep 23, 2020
Timmyboy is not taking any guff from MetroPCS, surprise matchmaking, and how a famous movie should have ended
Sep 22, 2020
A rough start to the week, so sleepy, and Tim comes to the defense of someone unexpected
Sep 22, 2020
Tim gives Ruth Bader Ginsburg the worst eulogy before ruining wildfire survival stories, and Homeboy88 tries to save the episode
Sep 19, 2020
We have no idea what this episode is, but we know it's a repeat. Enjoy!
Sep 17, 2020
A monkey steals a cell phone, and Sally Nordstrom comes to talk about the hurricane that was obviously named after her
Sep 16, 2020
Stories of general debauchery, and Timmyboy wants to release a different type of Farmers Almanac
Sep 15, 2020
Traveling nurses, Shop Vacs, and Timmyboy explains the pussy cycle
Sep 14, 2020
Firefighters being awesome, the Pope approves of food and sex, and Jolynn is hypothetically left behind on the side of a road for criticizing Tim's car
Sep 11, 2020
Commissioner Gordon is frustrated, and Robin is having way too much fun
Sep 10, 2020
A Florida woman story, a nurse gets shot in the shoulder in Brooklyn, and Timmyboy wants to start a gameshow but not really
Sep 10, 2020
"Her" IRL, surviving a lightning strike, and Timmyboy tells us about his hypothetical invisible posse
Sep 08, 2020
Timmyboy introduces us to the bears of the alphabet... all of them
Sep 07, 2020
French suicide live-steamed, Timmyboy is not looking forward to a new The Godfather, and apparently Jolynn is a rampant sexist
Sep 04, 2020
Puppy scams, Nordic countries can handle their business, and Timmyboy wants to change Mississippi's name
Sep 03, 2020
Tim wants to start Pillow Fights for Piece (no misspelling there), and a newly unemployed Dr. Fauci has plans for Labor Day weekend
Sep 02, 2020
A man with a jet pack, dead guys Tweeting, and Timmy wants a flood of his own
Sep 01, 2020
Independent Presidential Candidate Mark Charles joins us again
Aug 31, 2020
Australia wants to pay you to live on a tropical island, a timely quote about The Scream, and Wrestler Roddie schools us on the weather again
Aug 29, 2020
Well-wishes gone awry, and who would you have babysit your kids?
Aug 27, 2020
Ancient coins found in Israel, Earth is traveling through supernova dust, and Timmy has an idea for a summer sweatshop for kids
Aug 26, 2020
An emu is allegedly captured in New Jersey, theme songs for regular listeners, and Homeboy88 tells us he is the new king of Podbean
Aug 25, 2020
Tim defends Putin's good name and thwarts another episode hijacking, and Sally Nordstrom woos Mr. Crow
Aug 24, 2020
Chilean Batman, chocolate snow, and Dr. Fauci explains the old tradition of Italian players
Aug 21, 2020
Tim is looking out for Putin, helping Dr. Strangeballs with American slang, and Homeboy introduces us to Cepillín
Aug 20, 2020
Timmy has a history with POPSKI's mom, Dr. Strangeballs/Fredric speaks German, and Timmy has dark plans for the Scottish elderly
Aug 19, 2020
Tim has connections in the shark world, and he starts his explanation for how he's going to get into Heaven
Aug 18, 2020
Tim is not happy that a restaurant in China stole an idea of his, the Moon is drifting away from Earth, and HomeBoy88 teaches Tim and Jolynn some Spanish
Aug 17, 2020
What the moon smells like, Thailand wooing expats, and Bernie has nothing nice to say about Kamala Harris
Aug 14, 2020
A Florida Man story (this time for two of them), Brazilian chicken in China, and Tim tells a new listener where to find his lost father
Aug 13, 2020
Tim explains why A.I. is bullshit, then at some point sends a signal for Homeboy88
Aug 12, 2020
Tim explains what happened with Simon Cowell's bike accident, and someone does a sorry job of explaining UFO experiences to Jolynn
Aug 12, 2020
Independent Presidential Candidate Mark Charles joins us again to discuss his campaign and how he will make "We the People" mean "All the People"
Aug 10, 2020
Happy reunions, LunarLina busting Timmy's balls, and getting ready for U.S. independent presidential candidate Mark Charles to join us again on Monday, 8/10/2020 at 12:30pm
Aug 07, 2020
Dr Fauci visits again, and LunarLina and Mr. LunarLina have something to say to him
Aug 07, 2020
A quick lesson in Paganism from LunarLina, and Homeboy88 is regretting his question
Aug 05, 2020
Hurricane fun, and Tim tells of running into Hillary Clinton when he was wandering
Aug 04, 2020
Timmy attempts to summon Homeboy88, and we find out Timmy is probably part baboon
Aug 03, 2020
Offering welcome distractions to friends who could use them and Tim speaks highly of an insecure, manipulative god he thinks Jolynn needs to find
Jul 31, 2020
Another hurricane coming, more bad news, but you can help Nikki Stone at gofundme.com/f/housing-for-stickers
Jul 30, 2020
Two listeners try to sell us a Sybian and Tim says he needed a shorter leash
Jul 30, 2020
We're apparently sick because of alien and demon dreams and Tom-Hanks-hater Timothena reviews Greyhound
Jul 28, 2020
A DD/almost F, a Greek-Scot, and Homeboy call in, and Tim is weighing the pros and cons of Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory
Jul 27, 2020
Too much bad news, bad Asian impressions, and talking with Homeboy88
Jul 24, 2020
The world is losing its mind and Tim is waiting for the money from Dani's golden mouth
Jul 24, 2020
A highjacked episode, and only listeners who have been blocked are welcome
Jul 22, 2020
The Church United National Timmyboy (C.U.N.T.) has been created and it's... well...
Jul 21, 2020
Tim has a terrible idea for how to select school principals, and we're starting a church tomorrow
Jul 20, 2020
Calls from around, most of them ridiculous and mostly from Ireland, and looking forward to the weekend off
Jul 17, 2020
Tim has a magical horse, and somehow it all ties into story about God avoiding awkward situations. Podbean Top Comedy Podcast 2020
Jul 17, 2020
Dr. Fauci stops by, he has a lot to say about a lot of things, and Tim has an end-of-the-world plan for Jolynn with Taz and Klare involving pizza and the CDC
Jul 16, 2020
An earlier episode, talks on hijacking shows, and Frederic is going to ace his exam next month
Jul 14, 2020
Picking an earlier start time, a surprise match-making session, and Tim won't tolerate abuse on our episodes
Jul 14, 2020
Tim is married to Spider-Woman, he is trying to arrange a pillow fight in the Octogon, and someone needs to help Mel with her dishes
Jul 13, 2020
Back after a day off and maybe one day wasn't enough
Jul 12, 2020
Trivia night!
Jul 10, 2020
Tim knows what Jolynn is going to do after he dies
Jul 09, 2020
Tim is not looking forward to the Final Showdown, then we make new friends
Jul 08, 2020
Tim is asked to coach the Lingerie Bowl and Jolynn is at risk of being fake-fired again, this time from the assistant coaching position
Jul 07, 2020
Tim starts another new business, this one having parallels to other less-than-ethical businesses and events from the past
Jul 06, 2020
Waiting for fireworks, and Tim's history with Tony the Tiger and Santa Claus
Jul 05, 2020
Here's a repeat while we set up our new audio! Chats on racism, anti-semitism, Dad calls, and Tim does impressions
Jul 04, 2020
"Bernie" stops by, it turns out he's a hero, and Tim has new thug muscle
Jul 03, 2020
A healthy two-headed baby, Andy Rooney comes back from the dead to visit us, and we cheer on a new friend who ended an abusive relationship
Jul 02, 2020
Mark Charles, independent U.S. presidential candidate - MarkCharles2020.com @WirelessHogan
Jul 01, 2020
Testing a new mic setup and realizing we have a lot more testing to do for it
Jun 30, 2020
A Parkinson's cure, a hopeful team-up of Tim with Sacha Baron Cohen, and Sally Nordstrom is very upset
Jun 29, 2020
Tim takes over someone else's event, followed by a questionable phone call
Jun 28, 2020
Discussions on reality, and we made a new friend
Jun 26, 2020
Presidential candidate Mark Charles is on for 6/30 at 9pm EST, Tim has an Asian woman, and button #3 is the only choice
Jun 25, 2020
Discussion on whether being number two counts for anything, the secret use of Olympic silver medals, and Tim is a vampire hunter
Jun 24, 2020
Advanced prosthetic eyes, robot pet therapy, and Tim took care of his Santa problem once and for all
Jun 23, 2020
Exciting announcement for our upcoming interview of awesome U.S. Presidential Candidate Mark Charles (NO JOKE! FOR REALSIES!), and educating our audience on who Mark Charles is
Jun 22, 2020
Tim starts a new fake airline, the episode is hijacked by listeners, and Tim's fake airline goes bankrupt
Jun 21, 2020
Working on our sound, a troll visits, and Wrestler Roddy reports the weather
Jun 20, 2020
Some good news, Trump's Nazi propaganda, and Santa's government bailout
Jun 19, 2020
Jokes with a friend, a shoutout to Mark Charles, and visited by a repeat troll
Jun 18, 2020
Our interactive audience helped us come up with a long-overdue insult
Jun 17, 2020
Good news from SCOTUS, Tim knows the True story behind the William Shatner/George Tekei feud, and nobody wants sloppy seconds
Jun 16, 2020
Statues aren't enough, Nonsense Password joins us, and Tim wants help picking a name
Jun 15, 2020
Tim blows his load early, Christopher Columbus stops by, and Fat Sal and Major Buttons "don't know nothin"
Jun 13, 2020
Tim's office, Jolynn does't get invited to a KKK dance, and Klare's intentional work screw-ups
Jun 12, 2020
Tim wants to be president of North America, bible storage and handling, and looking for Jimmy the Pigeon
Jun 11, 2020
Taking a note from Camden, the truth about Bambi, and Jolynn not-liberal liberalism
Jun 10, 2020
Interesting news from outer space, Crostobal's cape, and "Poor girls need not apply" matchmaking
Jun 09, 2020
A racist who thinks Jolynn is annoying tries to spar with Tim
Jun 08, 2020
History carries into now, calls from elsewhere, and Gobblefarts reintroduced
Jun 07, 2020
Part 2: Brian Williams drops in, he has a report he calls "Death In the Bathroom," and he has an unexpected confession to make
Jun 05, 2020
Part 1: A super quick intro
Jun 05, 2020
Ass-hat's new threat, every kid's nightmare, and Tim is doing a fake remake of a real film
Jun 04, 2020
Old white guys doing old white guy things, supposedly funny t-shirts, and Tim's questionable suggestions
Jun 02, 2020
Righteous anger, Iran takes the moral high ground, and "Bernie" stops by
Jun 01, 2020
A shoutout to the protesters, Grandma's groundbreaking films, and Tim seeing Star Wars characters in unexpected places
Jun 01, 2020
Massive protests, Joe and Don's excellent adventure, and leaning in with Catissilo
May 30, 2020
An electric airplane, Fat Sal, and another mission to take down Bill Gates
May 29, 2020
Evictions, rickshaws, and Mother Nature's witchy brew
May 28, 2020
Good news for Costa Rica, Tim's new movie idea, and a surprise update on the 6th Mob family
May 27, 2020
A late episode, tornadoes, and Roadrunner
May 25, 2020
Welcoming insults, Biscuits & Gravy, and a watermelon story
May 24, 2020
Wrestler Roddy with the weather and Tim makes more friends
May 23, 2020
"Alex Jones" visits.
May 20, 2020
An earlier episode, not-so-good news in the U.S., and a new mafia
May 20, 2020
A new Depression, solid Irish opinions, and DDs always being a hit
May 19, 2020
Spanish Flu parallels and Timothena's review of The Kingsman
May 19, 2020
Tim's questionable timesheet, interesting phone calls, and guesses as to how Jared landed Ivanka
May 18, 2020
Dutch advice, Santa screwing things up, and Timothena welcomes a new fan
May 17, 2020
Tim has another license Jolynn didn't know about, "Bernie" calls in, and Putin needs to work on his map-reading skills
May 16, 2020
Matt Damon, intolerant ghosts, and stand-in suggestions for Dr Bright
May 15, 2020
Bad impressions of Dr. Fauci and a fun call with Safari Dstrctd
May 14, 2020
Broadway delays, world news, and someone probably not from the CDC comes in with questionable new CDC guidelines
May 13, 2020
An episode in three sections and a staticky phonecall
May 12, 2020
Timmyboy VS COVID-19 a fight till the death - SHATNER STYLE !
May 10, 2020
Robot dogs, life-like sex dolls, and Chewbacca not understanding the social nuances of planet Earth
May 09, 2020
Handling sad news, Stalin-esque techniques, and the places Tim has been
May 08, 2020
Handling sad news, Stalin-esque techniques, and the places Tim has been
May 08, 2020
Parallels and Timothena
May 07, 2020
COVID-19 calls in
May 05, 2020
A quick episode, political parallels and surprises, and alligator news
May 03, 2020
A quick episode, political parallels and surprises, and alligator news
May 03, 2020
Prohibition, Cuomo's popularity, and Hulk Hogan's angry, drunk brother
May 02, 2020
U.S. Comfort left no comfort, Italian loan sharking on the rise, and the My Pillow guy has Pastor Billy to thank
May 01, 2020
Christopher Columbus stops by, and he has plans
Apr 29, 2020
UFOs, COVID-19, and PBS
Apr 28, 2020
News from Hawaii, a surprise caller, and Tim would make things better if he was king
Apr 27, 2020
No shortage of meat in the Schuebel household and Tim gives details on the upcoming fight with COVID-19 and Starlink
Apr 26, 2020
Tim's training hard, Jolynn explains Bleach-gate, and how to ask for a raise
Apr 25, 2020
Pastor Billy visits
Apr 24, 2020
Recorded Lve back in March 13 2020
Apr 23, 2020
An interesting interstellar comet, Tim fake-managing parking lots for Trump properties, and his messy breakup with Kim Yo-Jong
Apr 23, 2020
We're back, Tim knows something awful , and we have a phone number
Apr 17, 2020
Family bingo by Zoom and "Trump, The Movie"
Apr 12, 2020
Tim's film premiere is cancelled, Mel Gibson is involved, and Jolynn has to pay to see it
Apr 11, 2020
Bernie comes to see us, and he has predictions
Apr 10, 2020
Finding bits of good news, effective COVID-19 plans, and Tim needs an alligator
Apr 09, 2020
Jolynn's angry and not surprised about Wisconsin, a great movie recommendation, and parrot news
Apr 08, 2020
Ridiculous visa restrictions and Tim has an idea for another Superman film
Apr 07, 2020
Jolynn's scratch-and-dent bargain, finding a new good excuse, and Tim wants to fight COVID-19 at Madison Square Garden, and he needs your help
Apr 04, 2020
First episode after the move, cutoff sleeve shirts, plus who Tim thinks deserves a bailout
Apr 03, 2020
The truth about Tim's cage match, Elton John and Tim are at a crossroads, and one person's trash is another person's piece of history
Mar 31, 2020
What happened with Tim's fundraiser and cage match, Tim has a Yelp, and what God actually hates
Mar 30, 2020
Tim's fundraiser and upcoming cage match, and robot Tim works too hard
Mar 29, 2020
Tim is starting a charity, Jolynn found a reason to feel useless, shopping priorities, and good news
Mar 28, 2020
Tim suggests a better presidential candidate (not really), a character develops, and Major Buttons is a stone-cold killer
Mar 27, 2020
?????
Mar 25, 2020
A surprise interruption from Joe Biden
Mar 24, 2020
Cutting edge TV shows and Tim's death prayer list
Mar 22, 2020
Disgusting but potentially helpful studies, upcoming guests, Tim's strange dream, and bedtime stories
Mar 22, 2020
An old friend stops by unexpectedly (Sally Nordstrom, a stage name)
Mar 21, 2020
Why Tom Hanks isn't here, the real reason Brad Paisley is donating food, and where to COVID-19 test kits are
Mar 19, 2020
Jesus is updating his dating profile, Tim shops behind Jolynn's back, and surprises about Tom Hanks
Mar 18, 2020
Mike Pence created the corona virus in his basement to try to seduce Tim, part 2
Mar 16, 2020
Mike Pence created corona virus in his basement to try to seduce Tim
Mar 16, 2020
Fun with Primaries: Bernie comes to visit and Elizabeth Warren calls in
Feb 15, 2020
Bill Gates will end the world /Pence/Littlemans secret covert missions
Nov 15, 2019
Trump comes to visit
Nov 09, 2019
Thoughts on sight seeing and news about Judy
Nov 05, 2019
God comes to visit
Nov 04, 2019
Christopher Columbus briefly meets Joseph of Nazareth
Oct 15, 2019
Tom Carvel drops in,& Tim remebers Joseph of Nazereth
Oct 14, 2019
Audie Murphy, John Basilone, and Tims WWII and Disney missions
Oct 14, 2019
Tim was on Noahs arc, and his mom needs to remember to bring a shovel
Oct 14, 2019
Bernie Sanders stops by, followed by an unknown woman from a neighbourhood welcome committee
Oct 14, 2019
Christopher Columbus visits
Oct 14, 2019
Tim was on Noah's arc, and his mom needs to remember to bring a shovel
Oct 09, 2019
Bernie Sanders stops by again
Oct 08, 2019
Bernie Sanders stops by, followed by an unknown woman from a neighbourhood welcome committee with her review of Nordstrom Local
Oct 05, 2019
Another mini episode thanks to a poorly designed website
Oct 03, 2019
A late episode, a shout out to Esteban, Tim talks missions with the little man, and Channel 9's sign-off note
Oct 02, 2019
Jolynn was visited by two half-sisters this weekend and Timothena reviews his version of Interstellar
Oct 01, 2019
Bob calls in again, and Tim introduces us to Cookiepuss
Sep 28, 2019
Jolynn does a mini episode
Sep 27, 2019
"Sean" brings drawings of Jolynn
Sep 26, 2019
Fan mail and suggestions, plus magic rope
Sep 25, 2019
"Sarah Palin" stops by
Sep 20, 2019
Permanent Record, Major Buttons needs attention, and preparing for a special guest for tomorrow
Sep 20, 2019
A surprise visit by "Sean"
Sep 19, 2019
Father McFeely stops by
Sep 18, 2019
Timothena visits, and he apparently wrote the original script for Titanic
Sep 17, 2019
Tim goes on an adventure with Jesus, JFK, Rambo, and Santa Claus, and there needs to be a new Blade
Sep 16, 2019
History lessons, Uncle Angelo, Edward Snowden, John Lennon's last song, and nothing changes
Sep 14, 2019
Jolynn has a show and here are Forrest Gump quotes rewritten by Tim
Sep 13, 2019
Heart surgery performed from a 20 mile distance, unexpected AI, awesome shows, a shout-out to Charlotte Clymer, and this episode is shut down by Jolynn's dying battery
Sep 10, 2019
Bad news for the economy, but Tim's going to make Santa Claus share his advanced technology with the world
Sep 05, 2019
Jolynn bails out Grandma and Tim creates a fake business
Sep 04, 2019
Tammi Patrycia "But is it safe for my family?" Jacob Smith Jonson visits (ugh)
Aug 30, 2019
Grandma visits again, and the conversation takes unexpected turns
Aug 29, 2019
Tim's Opa and Oma, somebody has George, Tim requests an interrogation, and the duality of man
Aug 28, 2019
Tim is like Sam Becket (Quantum Leap), Live Aid, and cyborgs replacing humans:
Aug 26, 2019
Godzilla and a surprise visit from Grandma, who gave birth to Superman
Aug 23, 2019
Tim and Jolynn celebrate their one year wedding anniversary
Aug 23, 2019
Tim wants to buy Greenland, has a name for a new album, and got his and Joseph of Nazareth's band back together with the gold from the wise men with no names
Aug 21, 2019
Visited by Christian Eckhart III...WOW
Aug 20, 2019
Cape Cod Sharks and Grandma, bombing suspect caught, border agent arrested, and Racist White Guy goes on tangent:
Aug 19, 2019
Hailey Boyle at Zanies in Louisville, racism, signals from outer space, ridiculous conversations, the Pemberville Fair, Santa, and the best boy ever
Aug 17, 2019
Team Jolymothy and the little man: Aug 12, 2019
Aug 14, 2019
Team Jolymothy and the little man: Aug 12, 2019
Aug 13, 2019
Major Buttons watching the pigeons, Mayor McCheese, George the mannequin's kidnapping, royal lineage, orange juice, and watermelon
Aug 13, 2019
A friend calls in
Aug 06, 2019
LOTS of topics (fun, serious, ridiculous, etc)
Aug 01, 2019
Conversations about Harrison Ford supposedly attacking Tim's parents, a crappy blood pressure monitor, fun elderly neighbours, tolerance levels, and realizing what time it is
Jul 30, 2019
Bad jazz holding music, emoji responses to your sister's serious questions, 1-800-robo-Tim Esquire, and potentially awful misunderstandings when brushing the little man:
Jul 29, 2019
Dick and Bob Sr. call in
Jul 26, 2019
A much calmer podcast for Jul 22, 2019
Jul 25, 2019
Team Jolymothy and the little man: Jul 23, 2019
Jul 25, 2019
Team Jolymothy and the little man: Jul 24, 2019
Jul 25, 2019
Bob Sr. and Bob Jr from the Warehouse call in and and family chaos ensues
Jul 21, 2019
Bob calls in
Jul 20, 2019
An interesting sponser
Jul 19, 2019
A power outage, a cancelled show, and Major Buttons, who uses the toilet
Jul 14, 2019
Tim and Jolynn start their podcast with Major Buttons and are visited by a guy who comes from afar to "monitor the gays" after Pride Month
Jul 01, 2019