Paleo Bites
By Matthew Donald
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Apr 28, 2024
If you love dinosaurs you'll love this!
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Welcome to Paleo Bites, the weekly podcast hosted by Matthew Donald where we make dumb jokes, reference pop culture, derail like crazy, and oh yeah, discuss and rate dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Each episode Matthew and a rotating set of guest co-hosts talk about a different genus of primeval critter, explain basic stats, exchange plenty of banter, barely fact-check, and at the end, rate the creature one out of 65 million for any reason, including but not limited to sexiness, mana, and dexterity. So join Matthew and his friends as we embark on this prehistoric odyssey and review the dinosaurs from Aardonyx to Zuul as well as many other extinct beasts, entertaining folks while undoubtedly making serious paleontologists weep. Musical sting by Magnus Ringblom from Epidemic Sound.
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Tyrannasorus rex, the Tyrannical Hump King
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Sauroposeidon, the Lizard of the Earthquake God
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Fasolasuchus, the Crocodile of Tomas Fasola
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Alaskacephale, the Head of Alaska
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Simosuchus, the Pug-Nosed Crocodile
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Tenontosaurus, the Sinew Lizard
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Anchisaurus, the Intermediate Lizard
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Maiasaura, the Good Mother Lizard
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Simbakubwa, the Great Lion
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Australopithecus, the Southern Ape
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Megalosaurus, the Great Lizard
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Basilosaurus, the King Lizard
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Proa, the Prow of Val de Arino
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Simocyon, the Short-Snouted Dog
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Paranthropus, the One Alongside Man
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Ambulocetus, the Walking Whale
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Coahuilaceratops, the Horned Face of Coahuila
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Coelurosauravus, the Hollow Lizard Grandfather
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Prognathodon, the Forejaw Tooth
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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Pakicetus, the Pakistani Whale
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Eurapteryx, the Broad-Billed Moa
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Megamonodontium, the Giant Trapdoor Spider
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Tropeognathus, the Keel-Jawed One
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Anzu, the Mesopotamian Bird Demon
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Han solo, the Lone Chinese Trilobite
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Platyceramus, the Broad Shell
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Zuul, the Destroyer of Shins
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Ectopistes, the Passenger Pigeon
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Moeritherium, the Beast of Lake Moeris
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Suuwassea, the Ancient Thunder
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Sinosauropteryx, the Chinese Lizard Wing
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Raphus, the Dodo
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Deinonychus, the Terrible Claw
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Cygnus falconeri, the Giant Swan
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Homotherium, the Same Beast
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Podokesaurus, the Swift-Footed Lizard
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Spinosaurus, the Spined Lizard
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Perucetus, the Peruvian Whale
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Thrinaxodon, the Trident Tooth
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Haikouichthys, the Fish from Haikou District, in Kunming China
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Cryolophosaurus, the Cold Crested Lizard
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Rhabdodon, the Fluted Tooth
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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Mononykus, the Single-Clawed One
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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Ophthalmosaurus, the Eye Lizard
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Lagosuchus, the Rabbit Crocodile
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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Transylvanosaurus, the Lizard from Across the Forest
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Tsaagan, the White Monster
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Dacentrurus, the One with the Tail Full of Points
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Peltephilus, the Armor Lover
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May 30, 2023 |
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Diplodocus, the Double-Beamed One
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May 23, 2023 |
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Mammut, the Mastodon
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May 16, 2023 |
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Halszkaraptor, the Thief of Halszka Osmolska
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May 09, 2023 |
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Geosternbergia, of George Sternberg
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May 02, 2023 |
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Saurophaganax, the King of the Lizard Eaters
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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Genyodectes, the Jaw Biter
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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Paleoparadoxia, the Ancient Enigma
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Torosaurus, the Perforated Lizard
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Tanidromites nightwishorum, the Crab of the Band Nightwish
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Herrerasaurus, the Lizard of Victorino Herrera
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Coelophysis, the Hollow Form
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Pezosiren, the Walking Manatee
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Gigantoraptor, the Gigantic Thief
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Carbonemys, the Coal Turtle
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Iguanodon, the Iguana Tooth
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Protoavis, the First Bird
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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Mussaurus, the Mouse Lizard
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Tullimonstrum, the Monster of Francis Tully
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Dracoraptor, the Draconic Thief
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Phorusrhacos, the Wrinkle Bearer
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Oviraptor, the Egg Thief
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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Hybodus, the Crooked Tooth
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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Microraptor, the Tiny Thief
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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Carnotaurus, the Meat-Eating Bull
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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Acrocanthosaurus, the High Spined Lizard
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Platyhystrix, the Flat Porcupine
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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Minmi, of the Minmi Crossing
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Homo neanderthalensis, the Neanderthal
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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Erectopus, the Upright Foot
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Koshisaurus, the Lizard of the Koshi Region
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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Brontomerus, the Thunder Thighs
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Brontotherium, the Thunder Beast
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Brontosaurus, the Thunder Lizard
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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Brontoscorpio, the Thunder Scorpion
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Australotitan, the Southern Titan
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Tiktaalik, the Large Freshwater Fish
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Meraxes, the Great Dragon
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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Koolasuchus, the Crocodile of Lesley Kool
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Sciurumimus, the Squirrel Mimic
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Afrovenator, the African Hunter
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Megapiranha, the Giant Piranha
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Suchomimus, the Crocodile Mimic
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Zalambdalestes, the Lambda-Like Robber
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Fukuiraptor, the Thief of the Fukui Prefecture
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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Glossopteris, the Tongue Fern
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Thylacinus, the Tasmanian Tiger
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Megatherium, the Great Beast
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Koparion, the Surgical Knife
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Paraceratherium, the Near Hornless Beast
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Stegouros, the Roof Tail
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Australovenator, the Southern Hunter
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Gastonia, of Robert Gaston
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May 31, 2022 |
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Homo erectus, the Upright Man
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May 24, 2022 |
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Leaellynasaura, the Lizard of Leaellyn
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May 17, 2022 |
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Archaeoindris, the Ancient Indris Lemur
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May 10, 2022 |
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Giraffatitan, the Titanic Giraffe
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May 03, 2022 |
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Ichthyostega, the Fish Roof
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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Pendraig, the Chief Dragon
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Bos primigenius, the Aurochs
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Dravidosaurus, the Lizard of the Dravidanadu Region
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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Postosuchus, the Crocodile of Post
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Therizinosaurus, the Scythe Lizard
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Chasmosaurus, the Gulfed Lizard
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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Khaan, the Lord of McKenna
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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Iberomesornis, the Spanish Intermediate Bird
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Platybelodon, the Flat Spear Tusk
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Ludodactylus, the Toy Pterodactyl
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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Epicyon, More Than A Dog
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Proailurus, the Before Cat
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Camarasaurus, the Chambered Lizard
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Sivatherium, the Beast of Shiva
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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Triceratops, the Three Horned Face
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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Opabinia, of the Opabin Pass
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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Yi, the Strange Wing
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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Nanjinganthus, the Jurassic Flower
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Incisivosaurus, the Incisor Lizard
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Gamerabaena, the Turtle of Gamera
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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Eremotherium, the Solitary Beast
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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Arctodus, the Short-Faced Bear
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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Guanlong, the Crowned Dragon
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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Ninjatitan, the Titanic Ninja
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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Gargoyleosaurus, the Gargoyle Lizard
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Diictodon, the Two Weasel Tooth
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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Pterodaustro, the Southern Wing
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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Nanuqsaurus, the Polar Bear Lizard
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Daeodon, the Hostile Tooth
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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Meganeura, the Large-Nerved One
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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Tyrannosaurus rex, the Tyrant Lizard King
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Longisquama, the One With Long Scales
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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Repenomamus, the Reptilian Mammal
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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Charnia, of the Charnwood Forest
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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Darwinius, of Charles Darwin
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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Concavenator, the Humpbacked Hunter of Cuenca
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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Rapetosaurus, the Malagasy Giant Lizard
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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Andrewsarchus, the Leader of Andrews
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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Pyroraptor, the Fire Thief
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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Colepiocephale, the Knuckle Head
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Pliosaurus, Predator X
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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Medusaceratops, the Gorgon Horned Face
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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Allosaurus, the Different Lizard
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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Bambiraptor, the Baby Thief
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Masiakasaurus, the Vicious Lizard
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Jun 15, 2021 |
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Muttaburrasaurus, the Muttaburra Lizard
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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Shastasaurus, the Mount Shasta Lizard
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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Orkoraptor, the Toothed River Thief
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May 25, 2021 |
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Bullockornis, the Demon Duck of Doom
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May 18, 2021 |
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Sauropelta, the Lizard Shield
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May 11, 2021 |
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Dilophosaurus, the Two-Crested Lizard
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May 04, 2021 |
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Velociraptor, the Fast Thief
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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Majungasaurus, the Mahajanga Lizard
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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Leedsichthys, the Fish of Leeds
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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Struthiomimus, the Ostrich Mimic
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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Denversaurus, the Denver Lizard
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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Argentavis, the Argentine Bird
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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Regaliceratops, the Royal Horned Face
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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Ichthyosaurus, the Fish Lizard
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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Beelzebufo, the Devil Frog
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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Dinornis, the Giant Moa
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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Livyatan, the Leviathan
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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Pachyrhinosaurus, the Thick-Nosed Lizard
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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Gasosaurus, the Gasoline Lizard
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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LUCA, the Last Universal Common Ancestor
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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Mesohippus, the Middle Horse
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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Liopleurodon, the Smooth-Sided Tooth
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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Irritator, the Irritating One
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Jan 05, 2021 |
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Aquilops, the Eagle Face
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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Styracosaurus, the Spiked Lizard
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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Amphicoelias, the One Hollow on Both Sides
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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Gigantopithecus, the Giant Ape
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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Zby, of Georges Zbyszewski
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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Nuralagus rex, the Rabbit King
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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Atrociraptor, the Savage Thief
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Palaeoloxodon, the Ancient Cross Tooth
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Hallucigenia, the Dreamlike One
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Lystrosaurus, the Shovel Lizard
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Plesiosaurus, the Near Lizard
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Xunmenglong, the Swift Dragon
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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Xenoposeidon, the Strange Earthquake God
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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Xibalbaonyx, the Claw of the Mayan Underworld
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Sep 29, 2020 |
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Xuanhanosaurus, the Xuanhan Lizard
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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Xiphactinus, the Sword Ray
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Xenosmilus, the Alien Knife
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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Amphicyon, the Ambiguous Dog
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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Prototaxites, the Early Yew
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Aug 25, 2020 |
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Brachiosaurus, the Arm Lizard
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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Anthropornis, the Man Bird
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Aug 11, 2020 |
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Quetzalcoatlus, of the Aztec Serpent God
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Aug 04, 2020 |
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Stygimoloch, the River Demon of Styx
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Jul 28, 2020 |
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Castoroides, the Giant Beaver
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Jul 21, 2020 |
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Ninjadelphis, the Ninja Dolphin
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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Mosasaurus, the Meuse River Lizard
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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Titanoboa, the Titanic Boa
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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Edmontosaurus, the Edmonton Lizard
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Jun 23, 2020 |
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Silvacola, the Tiny Forest Dweller
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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Smilodon, the Saber Tooth
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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Gigantspinosaurus, the Giant Spined Lizard
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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Albertosaurus, the Alberta Lizard
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May 26, 2020 |
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Dunkleosteus, the Bone of Dunkle
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May 19, 2020 |
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Sauroniops, the Eye of Sauron
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May 12, 2020 |
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Canis dirus, the Dire Wolf
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May 05, 2020 |
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Vulcanodon, the Volcano Tooth
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Apr 28, 2020 |
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Purussaurus, the Purus River Lizard
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Apr 21, 2020 |
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Dracorex, the Dragon King
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Apr 14, 2020 |
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Anomalocaris, the Abnormal Shrimp
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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Pachycephalosaurus, the Thick-Headed Lizard
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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Helicoprion, the Spiral Saw
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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Sinraptor, the Chinese Thief
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Mar 17, 2020 |
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Prionosuchus, the Sierra Crocodile
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Mar 10, 2020 |
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O. megalodon, the Giant Tooth
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Mar 03, 2020 |
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Utahraptor, the Utah Thief
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Feb 25, 2020 |
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Jaekelopterus, the Wing of Jaekel
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Feb 18, 2020 |
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Cryodrakon, the Cold Dragon
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Feb 11, 2020 |
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Parasaurolophus, the Near Lizard Crest
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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Eoraptor, the Dawn Thief
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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Brachytrachelopan, the Short-Necked Pan
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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Mammuthus, the Mammoth
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Jan 14, 2020 |
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Dreadnoughtus, the One Who Fears Nothing
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Jan 07, 2020 |
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Amargasaurus, the La Amarga Lizard
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Dec 31, 2019 |
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Santanaraptor, the Santana Thief
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Dec 24, 2019 |
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Megaloceros, the Giant Horn
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Dec 17, 2019 |
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Nasutoceratops, the Big-Nose Horned Face
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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Stegosaurus, the Roofed Lizard
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Dec 03, 2019 |
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Arthropleura, the Jointed Ribs
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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Giganotosaurus, the Giant Southern Lizard
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Apatosaurus, the Deceptive Lizard
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Nov 11, 2019 |
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Dimetrodon, the Two-Measured Tooth
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Nov 11, 2019 |
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Ankylosaurus, the Fused Lizard
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Nov 11, 2019 |