The Bert Show

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AFB
 Nov 18, 2021
This morning show is awesome, makes me laugh every day.

Vic Patel
 Nov 1, 2020
I love this morning show. helps get my day started. so glad yall are available on podcast.

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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Davi, Moe & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com (http://thebertshow.com/)

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Episode Date
Update: She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is Stealing Her Underwear!
6:27

A Charleston listener has been noticing pairs of her underwear are going missing. With no pets and little likelihood that she's losing them on laundry day, the only explanation is that the guy she is currently dating must be stealing them. She has no proof other than the coincidence that she's missing some after each time he spends the night.


They met through a dating app and he's the complete package in her eyes, but is he a pantie raider? She's planning on going to his place this weekend. Would you raid your date's house to find your potential missing underwear?



Well, she had plans to go over to his place over the weekend and Kristin devised a plan to help get the guy out of the house so that our listener could snoop.


Did she find any of her missing underwear while he was out picking up dinner? We have the update!




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May 23, 2022
Moe's Friend Was Bombarded With Brutal Honesty
5:21

Moe has a friend with a bit of messy family history on one side, and now things are coming to light. His grandfather had a daughter outside of the marriage to his grandmother, and now the daughter is coming onto the scene with some new information about the grandfather, who has since passed. Now, two families are in a fight with each other.


If your ex-husband's daughter came to you with information about her now-deceased father, how honest would you want her to be with you?



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May 23, 2022
Bert Is Back From Volunteering For Ukrainian Refugees In Poland
5:06


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May 23, 2022
Is She The A*Hole For Exposing Her Ex's True Colors To His Mom?
6:52


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May 23, 2022
Texting Tutor Update: She Wants Her BFF And Brother To Date But He's About To Propose!
6:03

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!


We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.


Clare's brother has been dating a girl for a couple of years, and she thinks he's only considering marrying her because it feels like the next step. However, Clare thinks that would be a big mistake and she's got the perfect girl in mind for him, her friend Rachel. They've both confided in Clare that they like each other, but they've never communicated that to one another.


Clare had her girl's night with Rachel to talk about the feelings she has for Clare's brother, and if she should make her move or not. Clare's main mission was to convince Rachel to do texting tutor with us! Did her plan work?




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May 23, 2022
Update: Producer Keity Is Worried What She's Planning Is Gonna Be LAME
5:13

Producer Keity and her older brother were never super close growing up, but they reconnected some years ago and have been building their relationship. Well, he's coming into town this weekend and she has tried to put together a plan to give him a good Atlanta experience. So far, she's hit the major points like Ponce City Market and the Beltline, but there is still some uncertainty for Sunday.


Is there anything Keity and her brother should absolutely do for him to have a great weekend in Atlanta? We find out how the weekend went down!



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May 23, 2022
Plead The Fifth: What Does Moe Think Is The Biggest Mistake Women Make While Dating?
5:50

We took a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live" for our version of "Plead the Fifth."


Whenever Andy has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”


But for our version, we upped the ante to FIVE questions - that no one but our producer Tommy knows in advance - and you can only skip ONE.


Today Moe is in the hot seat…



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May 23, 2022
Intern Meredith Had A Meltdown Over The Bert Show
5:10

Longtime listener turned intern, Meredith is no stranger to having a breakdown with THE BERT SHOW. Back when she was 14, she cried over the phone to all our listeners over the breakup of One Direction and now she's come full circle and crying over the beginning of her internship.


Meredith, a typically level-headed girl, had all the emotions before starting her new position. A flustering last-minute trip to Target the night before her first day with a distracted mom sent her into a total meltdown until Bob Marley saved the evening.


Has the eagerness over a new job ever made you sob?



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May 23, 2022
Should She Tell Her Boyfriend She Used To Date Her Best Friend?
6:31

Mandy has a small, but tight, friend group. She's not close with very many people, so it's important that her new boyfriend, Brandon, likes her friends. So far, he does, but he doesn't know that Mandy used to date one of her best friends, Eli. Granted, they only dated for about six months and it was nearly seven years ago when they were in college, but now Mandy feels like she needs to tell Brandon.

Is this worth bringing up and potentially causing issues between them or sacrificing his mesh with the friend group? Mandy is wondering if she should have said something at the beginning of their relationship. Has she waited too long?



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May 23, 2022
Full Show: PT 1 - Friday, May 20, 2022
1:05:33
Full Show: PT 1 - Friday, May 20, 2022

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May 20, 2022
Full Show: PT 2 - Friday, May 20, 2022
42:24
Full Show: PT 2 - Friday, May 20, 2022

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May 20, 2022
Can She Take Back Asking Her Friend To Be Maid of Honor?
6:19


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May 20, 2022
He Wants A Divorce After Only One Month Of Marriage!
9:28

This listener and her husband have been together for ten years. They recently got married in January, and after the honeymoon and a few small arguments, he dropped the divorce bomb on her. He confessed to feeling beat down and neglected by her for almost two years.


Things turned ugly quickly once her parents got involved and the battle over the material things began. Now, she's convinced he's been cheating on her after condoms have gone missing and she found a receipt for flowers that she never received. Has the commitment of marriage shaken him?




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May 20, 2022
Davi Is Showing Her Vulnerable Side
8:04

She grew up big, strong and beautiful!


A video that Davi made with a picture of herself during a hard time had been collecting dust in her drafts. She finally decided to post it after overcoming the tendency to be hyper-critical of her appearance. A recent photoshoot allowed her to experience a shifted perspective, and after spending years dealing with unexplained health issues that weighed on her, both mentally and physically, she's finally found a place of acceptance.



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May 20, 2022
Stepping Into Psycho: Her Friend Wants Her to Hit On Her Boyfriend
5:56

Julie feels obligated to help her friend by agreeing to do a sneaky test on the friend's boyfriend. Julie and the boyfriend had once had an affair with each other behind her friend's back. Surprisingly, all was forgiven and Julie's friendship remained, as well as the relationship between the friend and her boyfriend. The friend and boyfriend are about to take the next step in their relationship and move in together, but her friend is getting cold feet.


She's concerned that her boyfriend still has unfaithful tendencies, and she's trying to convince Julie to come on to him to see if he goes for the bait. Since they'd hooked up in the past, Julie is worried this could blow up in her face, but she also feels like she owes this to her friend. Would you trust your friend to flirt with your significant other to test your own relationship?



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May 20, 2022
Does She End Their 5-Year Relationship or Sacrifice One Of Her Desires?
6:17

Rebecca and her boyfriend met in college and have been dating for almost five years now. Throughout their relationship, they always agreed that both of them wanted to have children someday. They've discussed getting engaged and even considered ring designs and styles they each liked, but Rebecca is afraid to continue progressing their relationship because he's suddenly changed his mind on something. He doesn't want kids anymore.


Rebecca has always felt a desire to have a family and thinks her boyfriend would be a great partner in parenthood. There's no obvious explanation for his change of mindset. Is this him trying to push her away to get out of the relationship?



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May 20, 2022
The TV Shows We'd Bring Back If We Could
6:04


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May 20, 2022
Texting Tutor PT 1: She Wants Her BFF And Brother To Date But He's About To Propose!
5:44

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!


We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.


Clare's brother has been dating a girl for a couple of years, and she thinks he's only considering marrying her because it feels like the next step. However, Clare thinks that would be a big mistake and she's got the perfect girl in mind for him, her friend Rachel. They've both confided in Clare that they like each other, but they've never communicated that to one another.


Clare wants our help getting Rachel to reach out to the brother, but the fact that he has a long-term girlfriend makes her uneasy. Clare and Rachel are planning a girl's night this weekend in hopes that a few drinks will convince Rachel to do texting tutor next week with us! 



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May 20, 2022
Texting Tutor PT 2: She Wants Her BFF And Brother To Date But He's About To Propose!
13:00

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!


We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.


Clare's brother has been dating a girl for a couple of years, and she thinks he's only considering marrying her because it feels like the next step. However, Clare thinks that would be a big mistake and she's got the perfect girl in mind for him, her friend Rachel. They've both confided in Clare that they like each other, but they've never communicated that to one another.


Clare wants our help getting Rachel to reach out to the brother, but the fact that he has a long-term girlfriend makes her uneasy. Clare and Rachel are planning a girl's night this weekend in hopes that a few drinks will convince Rachel to do texting tutor next week with us! 



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May 20, 2022
Producer Keity Is Worried What She's Planning Is Gonna Be LAME
5:52

Producer Keity and her older brother were never super close growing up, but they reconnected some years ago and have been building their relationship. Well, he's coming into town this weekend and she has tried to put together a plan to give him a good Atlanta experience. So far, she's hit the major points like Ponce City Market and the Beltline, but there is still some uncertainty for Sunday.


Is there anything Keity and her brother should absolutely do for him to have a great weekend in Atlanta?



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May 20, 2022
Mascara Alert: These Amazing Teachers Deserve ALL The Shout Outs
11:21

Teachers play such a large part in the lives of our children. They are leaders, caregivers, and the ultimate over-achievers. Every year, these wonderful educators and administrators make an unforgettable impact, and we gave listeners the chance to call in and brag about their favorites.


MASCARA ALERT! Some students are unleashing the ultimate tear-jerking gratitude.



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May 20, 2022
Can Moe Stick With These Major Life Changes?
6:46

Moe has opened up before about his heart health, and when he began physically feeling the stress he's been putting his heart through, he decided that it was time to make some changes. For nearly two weeks, Moe has completely cut out alcohol (cold turkey!), is introducing more exercise, and doing a full diet change-up.


He's come to terms with the idea that he's not as young as he used to be, and eating out regularly and drinking heavily were weighing on him. He's not putting a timeframe goal on this new lifestyle adjustment, but the other cohosts think he might slip during the upcoming holiday weekend.



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May 20, 2022
Davi Is Worried About Committing A Huge Faux Pas At Her Upcoming Show
5:14

Davi has an upcoming show in Nashville with music guest Ryan Lil. This isn't their first rodeo together and so the two of them like to coordinate their looks.

But here's the problem: Ryan's latest fashion idea for them has Davi worried she'll come off as cringey. Would she be appropriating the Nashville culture if she wears cowboy boots for her show? She's got a fabulous pair of vintage gold boots, but is it a fashion faux pas to wear them simply because she's in Nashville?



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May 20, 2022
Should She Rat Out Her Daughter's Friends To Their Parents?
6:08

It's prom season, and this parent was generous enough to host the pre-dance group pictures for her daughter's friend group. Afterward, two of the daughter's girlfriends disappeared into the bathroom and emerged wearing completely different, and more revealing, prom dresses that clearly had not been parent-approved beforehand.


This conflicted parent is on the fence about going to the other parents and ratting them out about their secret quick change, or letting it slide. Two hosts admitted they also did this when they were younger. As the adult in the situation, do you interject or does that break your kid's trust in you forever?



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May 20, 2022
She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is Stealing Her Underwear!
5:28

A Charleston listener has been noticing pairs of her underwear are going missing. With no pets and little likelihood that she's losing them on laundry day, the only explanation is that the guy she is currently dating must be stealing them. She has no proof other than the coincidence that she's missing some after each time he spends the night.


They met through a dating app and he's the complete package in her eyes, but is he a pantie raider? She's planning on going to his place this weekend. Would you raid your date's house to find your potential missing underwear?



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May 20, 2022
Rihanna Had Her Baby + A Surprise Celeb Baby Announcement!
5:48
6B EBUZZ

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May 20, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, May 19, 2022
1:04:45
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, May 19, 2022

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May 19, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, May 19, 2022
52:19
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, May 19, 2022

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May 19, 2022
Her Former Mother-In-Law Sabotaged Her Job Interview!
5:12

Last year our listener Rachel reached out seeking help on how to ask her former mother-in-law for a job reference. We helped her but later found out that her former mother-in-law played us all!

Ultimately she ended up sabotaging our listener's chances of getting that job. What has happened since? We have an update!



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May 19, 2022
"Candy" SPOILER ALERT: Kristin Has An Uncomfortable Hypothetical Questions For Us
6:16

SPOILER ALERT: This article accompanying audio contains spoilers about the Hulu show "Candy". 

Kristin has been binging the Hulu show "Candy", and today she has an uncomfortable hypothetical question for us that relates to the show.



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May 19, 2022
We Can't Believe There's Beef Between These Two Celebs
6:01
We Can't Believe There's Beef Between These Two Celebs

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May 19, 2022
Based on Her Husband's Reaction, Cassie Needs To Know If Overreacted In This Situation
5:41
Cassie and her husband went for a walk the other day, and something creepy happened that freaked her out! Her husband thinks she overreacted. But she says it’s actual insight into how women have to think. We discuss.

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May 19, 2022
Is She Being Irrational For Making This Request Of Her Boyfriend?
5:19

It's been years since her boyfriend was with another woman, but she thinks he needs to get tested. He is adamant that he doesn't, and she is concerned. 

Should she keep pushing for him to get tested or not?



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May 19, 2022
Cassie Ranks These Marvel Villains Based On Their Looks!
5:55
Cassie Ranks These Marvel Villains Based On Their Looks!  

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May 19, 2022
Is This Man Wrong For Testing This Woman?
5:14

They planned a trip to the mountains for himself and the woman he's dating. He decided to test her by asking to borrow $100. Of course, she questioned why he needed the money.

But he wasn't happy with all of the questions. So what did he do? Cancel the trip!



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May 19, 2022
We Failed Miserably At Guessing These Popular Baby Names + Music Midtown Lineup
6:23
This list of the top baby names in the state of Georgia has been released, and today day Kristin is quizzing us. Can we guess the top three names for boys and girls? But first, Davi tells us about the Music Midtown lineup. 

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May 19, 2022
War Of The Roses Update: Is This Anonymous Tip About Her Husband True?
7:09

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL.

She's freaking out over an anonymous tip she received about her husband. The email said her husband is CHEATING on her with one of his coworkers! She's afraid the rumor may be true, and that's where we come in. We'll put her husband to the test to see if there is some validity to the anonymous tip.



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May 19, 2022
Kristin's Son Refuses To Say This One Word...And She's Pissed!
5:25

Kristin's one-year-old Jimmy has started trying to talk, and there are some words he's good at saying. He knows "dada", their dogs name Boone, and another name that isn't "mama".

What's the other name her son knows? Let's just say it's another member of the show's name!



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May 19, 2022
What's The Worst First Date You've Ever Been On?
5:41

Last week we heard several worst first date stories starting with our Producer Keity. She THREW UP on her first date. Then we heard from a listener who was GHOSTED after blowing up her date's bathroom with her stink.

Cassie found a list with some TERRIBLE stories, and we want to hear from you. What was the worst first date you've ever been on?



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May 19, 2022
Did She Ever End Up Dating The Mystery Guy She Met At A Halloween Party?
5:38

Remember our listener who planned on going out with a guy she met at a Halloween party. The two hit it off, but the night they met she only saw him in costume. Their date was going to be the first time they saw one another face-to-face.

The day of the date, she was shocked after seeing his real face. So are the two still together? We have an update!



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May 19, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts On Nick Cannon Possibly Getting A Vasectomy
5:29
We Share Our Thoughts On Nick Cannon Possibly Getting A Vasectomy

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May 19, 2022
There's A Good Chance Your Online Tips Are Going To Corporate - NOT The Staff
8:36

A recent viral TikTok claims that when you order food online from a restaurant, if you leave a tip online, it might actually be going to corporate.

The TikToker claimed that when he picked up his online order from IHOP, the server recommended that he please tip in person instead because otherwise, they'll never see the tip - it goes straight corporate.

Callers weighed in on the situation, and it seems like this could be a very common practice with multiple restaurants!



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May 19, 2022
She's Torn Between Staying In A Comfortable Relationship And Letting Him Go
5:19

Her boyfriend is ready to take their relationship to the next level. He's talking about moving in together and getting married. BUT she's nowhere close to wanting to purse more with him.

Is it time for her to let him go?



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May 19, 2022
Moe Made A Bold Decision Over The Weekend, And None Of Us Noticed Until Today!
7:15

Back in the day, Moe did what a lot of pre-teens do...he pierced his own ears. It didn’t necessarily go as planned, considering he did it with the dull back of an earring and they eventually got infected. After having surgery to remove keloids, he hadn’t considered getting the piercings redone...until this weekend.

Moe attended a family get-together where a professional body piercer happened to be and he made the spur of the moment decision to let her re-pierce his ears.

AND NO ONE IN STUDIO NOTICED.



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May 19, 2022
Is This 10 Year Friendship Down The Drain?
6:05

Our new intern, Bella, ended a ten year friendship during spring break. When they both entered college, Bella said she was having a difficult time adjusting, while her best friend was immediately thriving. The friendship’s dynamic really started changing when Bella started to feel like she was having to be more of a therapist than a friend. 

During spring break vacation, Bella had a slight emotional breakdown over a scary situation, and her friend completely invalidated her feelings. After that, the friend told Bella that spring break was ruined because of her, and Bella revealed how she’d really been feeling about their friendship.

Should she give her friend a second chance to mend the relationship, even if it’s gone sour?



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May 19, 2022
Lizzo Wants Chris Evans To Do WHAT With Her?!
5:57
Lizzo Wants Chris Evans To Do WHAT With Her?! 

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May 19, 2022
Did Her Stalking Ex Intercept Her Date?!
8:17

A listener needs our help. She’s been dealing with a stalker ex from high school, and even after switching her phones and changing passwords numerous times, the stalker has still been able to hack into her accounts.

After matching with someone on a dating app and setting up a date, she thinks the stalker may have intercepted it or “spoofed” a text to the date, because the guy never showed up, and now she can’t even reach him. What should her next move be?



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May 19, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Wednesday, May 18, 2022
1:03:56
Full Show - PT 1: Wednesday, May 18, 2022

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May 18, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, May 18, 2022
52:09
Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, May 18, 2022

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May 18, 2022
This Simple Question Can Help You Re-Evaluate Your Life 
5:19

There's one question going viral on TikTok, and it can cut to the core for some people. But it can also help you realize what you might need to address in your life.

What's the question? Cassie shares...



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May 18, 2022
Does She Have A Right To Be Mad At Her Husband Over Where His Business Meetings Are?
6:03

Her husband often has business lunches and meetings at strip clubs. It bothers her, but not for the reasons you may think. She's not jealous of the women, but she believes it's unnecessary and a character issue.

According to her husband, he only has these meetings at strip clubs to please his clients.

Is she being unreasonable, or is her husband in the wrong?



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May 18, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts Chris Rock Possibly Hosting The Oscars Next Year
5:42
We Share Our Thoughts Chris Rock Possibly Hosting The Oscars Next Year 

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May 18, 2022
Creepy Or Not? He Knows Things About Her That She's Never Told Him
5:52

You start dating a very sweet guy, but the spark between you two is missing. You two go your separate ways but randomly through the year, he messages you.

On top of that, he still buys Christmas gifts for your dog and knows things about you that you have NEVER told him.

Is this cute or creepy? We discuss.



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May 18, 2022
Update: Kristin Will Be Punished If She Doesn't Do *This* By The End Of The Month!
7:23

At the beginning of the year, Kristin vowed to have a date night at least once a month with her husband. However, she has failed at that goal! So today, she wants us to hold her accountable.

We have to create punishments if she doesn't have a date night with her husband this month!



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May 18, 2022
War Of The Roses: Is This Anonymous Tip About Her Husband True?
5:07

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL.

She's freaking out over an anonymous tip she received about her husband. The email said her husband is CHEATING on her with one of his coworkers! She's afraid the rumor may be true, and that's where we come in. We'll put her husband to the test to see if there is some validity to the anonymous tip.



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May 18, 2022
Trigger Warning: Kristin Gives More Details About The Amber Heard And Johnny Depp Trial
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Trigger Warning: Kristin Gives More Details About The Amber Heard And Johnny Depp Trial

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May 18, 2022
Davi Explains Why She Received This Uncomfortable Text From A Strange Man's Wife 
5:49

All Davi wanted to do was lay down some voice-over tracks, but instead, she came into contact with a strange man. Unsolicited, he took off his shirt to ask her opinion about one of his moles. 

Later on, the man's upset wife reached out to Davi questioning her about seeing her husband shirtless. What was her response? She tells us... 



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May 18, 2022
Update: The Bride Wants Her Brother To Walk Her Down The Aisle And It's Causing Tension!
5:18
Her sister-in-law wants her brother to walk her down the aisle instead of her father, because he's not doling out any cash for the ceremony! Not only that, the bride wants our listener to bring it up with Dad! What should she do?

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May 18, 2022
We All Choked On This Question From A Listener!
7:24
We know there are a TON of questions our listeners have for us. So on social media, we asked you to send in your questions. And today, we're taking the time to answer them. But there is one particular question from a listener that left us speechless!

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May 18, 2022
He's Afraid His Girlfriend Will Leave Him Because Of Her Response To This Question
5:28

While talking to his girlfriend about her celebrity crushes, he asked, “if given the opportunity, would anything happen if you came in contact with this person?” Her response immediately changed the way he views her.

Is this a red flag or not?



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May 18, 2022
Can We Guess The Ranking Of These Marvel Villains?
5:20
Can We Guess The Ranking Of These Marvel Villains?

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May 18, 2022
Bert Joins HLN To Talk About The Relief Efforts He’s Been Doing For Ukraine
10:14

If you haven't heard, Bert is currently in Poland helping out Ukrainian refugees. The first few days were eye-opening for him, and he joined HLN to share his experience.

You can donate to the Ukraine crisis fund here! 



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May 18, 2022
Should She Get Revenge Or Drop Her Beef With Her Neighbor?
5:17
Her neighbor reported her friend's car for being in a designated space for their trash can instead of asking them to move the vehicle. Her friend ultimately got a ticket, and now she wants revenge! But is it worth the trouble? We discuss.

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May 18, 2022
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: Neil Patrick Harris!
5:16

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: Davi is done with Neil Patrick Harris! Why? Because of what he did at his 2011 Halloween party. Listen...



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May 18, 2022
AITA: Is He An A*Hole For Walking Out Of A Restaurant Over What His Girlfriend Ordered?
6:44

Every week we dive DEEP into the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: He's not bothered by his girlfriend's love of pasta he's bothered by how she eats pasta. She slurps her pasta so loudly that she disrupts other people in restaurants.

He tried to talk to her about it, but nothing changed the next time they went to an Italian restaurant. So what did he do? Walkout on her in the middle of their meal. Is he an a*hole?



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May 18, 2022
Will Chris Rock Be The Host Of Next Year's Oscars?
5:46
Will Chris Rock Be The Host Of Next Year's Oscars?

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May 18, 2022
Shady Or Not: Her Coworker Wants Her To Take The Blame For Something She Didn't Do?!
6:03

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

Your coworker is known for making mistakes in the office, and recently she made a mistake that could result in her losing her job. She knows that you're a great employee, and if you take the blame for her mistake, you'll be forgiven.

So she asks you to do her a solid and take the blame for her mistake. Do you help her out or not?



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May 18, 2022
PT 6: Can We Help Our Producer Find Love?
6:20

Our Producer Keity opened up about taking a break from dating months ago, and now she's back on the apps. But our Producer Romeo doesn't want her to make the same mistakes as before.

What's his plan? For us to take over her dating apps and find a match for her. Is this a bad plan or not?



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May 18, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Tuesday, May 17, 2022
1:06:17
Full Show - PT 1: Tuesday, May 17, 2022

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May 17, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Tuesday, May 17, 2022
50:42
Full Show - PT 2: Tuesday, May 17, 2022

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May 17, 2022
How Does She Politely Tell Her Husband It's Time To Give Up On His Dream? 
5:07
They moved to the city of her husband's dream school, but he's been denied twice. He refuses to give up his dream, but it's hurting them financially. How does she tell him it's time to give up his dream?

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May 17, 2022
Gen Z vs. Millennial: The Winner Is...
5:15
Gen Z vs. Millennial: The Winner Is...

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May 17, 2022
Gen Z vs. Millennial: We Need Your Help Determining Who The Winner Is
11:54

Every day, the generational divide gets bigger and bigger, and it’s especially glaring when you look at technology and pop culture.

So, we’re putting generations to the test with Gen Z vs. Millennial trivia! We have a list of questions for BOTH generations, so let’s see who takes home the money…



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May 17, 2022
Update: Her Husband Wants A Salary To Be A Stay-At-Home Dad?!
7:01

She has no problem with her husband being a stay-at-home dad, but she does have a problem with his extra request. Before he quits his job he wants to know that she will pay him a salary to be a stay-at-home dad.

Is this strange request?



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May 17, 2022
Kristin Will Be Punished If She Doesn't Do *This* By The End Of The Month!
8:52

At the beginning of the year, Kristin vowed to have a date night at least once a month with her husband. However, she has failed at that goal! So today, she wants us to hold her accountable.

We have to create punishments if she doesn't have a date night with her husband this month!



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May 17, 2022
Did Jack Harlow Slam The Door On Elle King At The Billboard Awards?
5:37
Did Jack Harlow Slam The Door On Elle King At The Billboard Awards?

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May 17, 2022
Second Date Update - PT 1: Is His Reason For Ghosting Her Valid?
6:10

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

Charlotte's coworker set her up on a date, and things were going great. But suddenly he had an emergency and had to leave. She hasn't heard from him since and wants to know why.

We reached out to him, and we have the answers she's looking for!



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May 17, 2022
Second Date Update - PT 2: Is His Reason For Ghosting Her Valid?
6:44

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

Charlotte's coworker set her up on a date, and things were going great. But suddenly he had an emergency and had to leave. She hasn't heard from him since and wants to know why.

We reached out to him, and we have the answers she's looking for!



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May 17, 2022
We Debate This Viral TikTok + Kristin Explains The Meaning Behind This Reoccurring Dream
6:50

Kristin keeps having a reoccurring dream about packing. So what does it mean? She has the answers. 

But first, if a meeting is at noon and someone asks you to move it forward two hours, what time is the meeting now at?

This is the question that's going around on TikTok, and today we're debating it. 



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May 17, 2022
The Complimentary Rap Battle: Moe And Tommy Just Crushed This!
8:36
We've heard the stories about our Show Director Tommy, who was formerly a part of the rap group Def Force. And we've heard Moe talk about his love for rapping as well. So it only makes sense that these to face off in compliment rap battle!

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May 17, 2022
Trigger Warning: We Share Our Thoughts On Amber Heard And Johnny Depp's Trial
5:54
Trigger Warning: We Share Our Thoughts On Amber Hears And Johnny Depp's Trial

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May 17, 2022
PT 5: We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us
9:58

If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you?

We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Bert's first! What instructions will his fiancée leave behind? Listen...



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May 17, 2022
Moe Went Off On A Server...But For Good Reason
5:37

Moe was having a good night with a friend of his, but everything went south when it was time for them to pay for the check. Moe offered to pay, but his friend decided to treat him. But when the server came to get the bill, he made a rude comment about her paying.

How did Moe respond? He tells us...



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May 17, 2022
Is This Infraction From Her Husband Worthy Of Divorce?
5:49
Your sister has fallen on hard times, and she needs a place to stay. Without hesitation you let her and her five-month old baby move in with you, but there's a problem. Your husband is annoyed, so he kicks your sister out without telling you! How do you react?

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May 17, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts On This Year's Sports Illustrated Cover
5:32
We Share Our Thoughts On This Year's Sports Illustrated Cover

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May 17, 2022
Bert Gives Us An Update From Poland
6:29

A few weeks ago, Bert dropped a MAJOR bombshell on us in the middle of a segment. He told us about his plans of going overseas to help Ukrainian refugees for a week.

He's currently in Poland, and the first few days have been eye-opening for him. What has he seen? He shares...

You can donate to the Ukraine crisis fund here! 



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May 17, 2022
Shady Or Not Update: Did Her Manager Cross The Line By Inviting Her To This Formal Event?
5:13

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

Her manager invited her to accompany him to an annual formal event. This is an event his wife typically joins him for. So why is he inviting her instead?

Is this shady or not?



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May 17, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Monday, May 16, 2022
1:03:11
Full Show - PT 1: Monday, May 16, 2022

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May 16, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Monday, May 16, 2022
51:54
Full Show - PT 2: Monday, May 16, 2022

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May 16, 2022
Davi Has The Perfect Solution To Help You Tackle The Week!
6:02
Mondays are always a drag, and sometimes you just need something to kick start your week. Thankfully Davi has you covered with the power pose! What's that? She explains! 

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May 16, 2022
Update: What Do You Do When Your Fiancé Is Too Involved In Your Wedding Planning?
5:03

Most women want their fiancés to be involved in their wedding planning. But in this case, our listener thinks her fiancé is too involved in their wedding planning. 

What can they do to reach a compromise? We have a few ideas...



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May 16, 2022
Can You Guess Which Kardashian Got Married Over Weekend?
5:35
Can You Guess Which Kardashian Got Married Over Weekend? 

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May 16, 2022
She Wants To Use A Shock Bracelet On Her Husband, But For Good Reason!
5:26

Cassie has a "friend" whose husband sleeps through all of his alarms. It's so bad that he won't even wake up to the sound of the baby monitor going off. 

But her friend has a solution...a shocking bracelet! Is this a good solution or a bad idea? We discuss. 



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May 16, 2022
Should She Confront Her Boyfriend For Lying About Owning A House?
5:43

When she first met her boyfriend, he mentioned his parents having to move into his house. At first, she didn't think anything of it until she saw a bill with his parents' name. 

Now she suspects he's lying about owning the house. Should she confront him or not?



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May 16, 2022
Bert Shares The Horrific Stories He's Heard During His Time In Poland
11:09

A few weeks ago, Bert dropped a MAJOR bombshell on us in the middle of a segment. He told us about his plans of going overseas to help Ukrainian refugees for a week.

He's currently in Poland, and the first few days have been eye-opening for him. What has he seen? He shares...

You can donate to the Ukraine crisis fund here! 



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May 16, 2022
Is Megan Fox Pregnant With Machine Gun Kelly's Baby?
5:43
Is Megan Fox Pregnant With Machine Gun Kelly's Baby? 

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May 16, 2022
Moe Shares His Thoughts On The Tragic Shooting In Buffalo
7:08
Over the weekend, 10 people were killed and three were wounded in a racist shooting at a Buffalo supermarket on Saturday. The news was devastating to hear, and today we're acknowledging the victims.  

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May 16, 2022
Davi Celebrates What This Country Is Doing For Women + Is Keity Wrong For Doing This To A Friend? 
6:56

A friend of Keity's is going through a breakup after catching her boyfriend cheat with his "best friend." Their friend group always knew he was bad news, but were they wrong for celebrating the end of their friend's relationship instead of consoling her.

But first, Davi has some groundbreaking news to share about Spain, and it has everything to do with their new reform plan that will grant women three days of leave during their periods.



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May 16, 2022
The Complimentary Rap Battle: Moe vs. Tommy!
5:59
We've heard the stories about our Show Director Tommy, who was formerly a part of the rap group Def Force. And we've heard Moe talk about his love for rapping as well. So it only makes sense that these to face off in compliment rap battle! 

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May 16, 2022
Texting Tutor Update: Can We Help Her Land A Date With Her Ex-Husband?
5:30

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Years ago, she accepted a long-distance job against her husband's wishes. Inevitably it led to their divorce. But now, she regrets leaving her ex0husband behind and wants to reconnect with him.

Can we help her find the right words to say to him? We'll try!



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May 16, 2022
We're All Impressed By Selena Gomez's Impersonation Of Miley Cyrus
5:20
We're All Impressed By Selena Gomez's Impersonation Of Miley Cyrus 

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May 16, 2022
Is She Wrong For Kicking Her Parents Out Over What They Fed Her Dog?
5:39
What started as a peaceful Mother's Day weekend quickly took a turn after her parents almost poisoned her dog! They fed her dog deadly food without warning, so she kicked them out of her house. Does this make her an a*hole?

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May 16, 2022
PT 4: We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us
5:39

If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you?

We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Cassie's up first! What instructions will her husband leave behind? Listen...



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May 16, 2022
Plead The Fifth: Who On The Show Would Kristin Marry?
7:33

It’s been YEARS since we’ve done Plead The Fifth. We took a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.”

When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”

Today Kristin is in the hotseat...



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May 16, 2022
Trigger Warning: Britney Spears Shares Some Devastating News About Her Pregnancy
5:26
Trigger Warning: Britney Spears Shares Some Devastating News About Her Pregnancy

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May 16, 2022
PT 4: She Wants To Date Her Dead Husband's Son!
6:41
Her husband tragically passed away six years ago after seven years together. In a sudden twist of fate, she was able to connect with his long-lost SON and things have started to heat up! They were supposed to go on a date over the weekend. How'd it go?

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May 16, 2022
Bert Shares Details About His First Few Days In Poland 
8:19

A few weeks ago, Bert dropped a MAJOR bombshell on us in the middle of a segment. He told us about his plans of going overseas to help Ukrainian refugees for a week.

He's currently in Poland, and the first few days have been eye-opening for him. What has he seen? He shares...



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May 16, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Friday, May 13, 2022
1:08:20
Full Show - PT 1: Friday, May 13, 2022

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May 13, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Friday, May 13, 2022
49:55
Full Show - PT 2: Friday, May 13, 2022

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May 13, 2022
DJ Willie T’s Weekly Wrap Rap: We Can't Believe What Tommy Just Said On-Air!
3:44
It’s been YEARS since we’ve done this, but it’s back by popular demand! Our Show Director Tommy, formerly of the rap group Def Force (true story) brings you what you missed this week, rap style. Listen!

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May 13, 2022
What Do You Do When Your Fiancé Is Too Involved In Your Wedding Planning?
5:21

Most women want their fiancés to be involved in their wedding planning. But in this case, our listener thinks her fiancé is too involved in their wedding planning. 

What can they do to reach a compromise? We have a few ideas...



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May 13, 2022
Madonna Is Selling NFTs With 3D Scans Of Her WHAT?!
5:24
Madonna Is Selling NFTs With 3D Scans Of Her WHAT?! 

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May 13, 2022
His Girlfriend Is Threatening To Leave Him Over His Bedroom Performance!
6:00
His girlfriend is threatening to leave him over his bedroom performance, and he needs help! What can he do to become a better performer in the bedroom? 

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May 13, 2022
Kristin's Son Just Started Walking And She Needs Your Advice
6:49
It's such an exciting day when your child starts taking their first steps, and then panic sets in. Kristin needs your tips on how to navigate having a new walker in her home! What mistakes did listeners make that she and her husband can learn from?

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May 13, 2022
Her Husband Wants A Salary To Be A Stay-At-Home Dad?!
9:30

She has no problem with her husband being a stay-at-home dad, but she does have a problem with his extra request. Before he quits his job he wants to know that she will pay him a salary to be a stay-at-home dad.

Is this strange request?



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May 13, 2022
Kristin And Cassie Share Their Bizarre Power Ranger Stories
6:07
Kristin And Cassie Share Their Bizarre Power Ranger Stories 

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May 13, 2022
How Does She Tell Her Dad She Wants Her Mom To Walk Her Down The Aisle?
6:49
She wants both of her parents to walk her down the aisle at her wedding. And she's concerned about what her dad and others will think. How does she break this news to her dad without hurting his feelings?

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May 13, 2022
Can We Guess What Pop Song Is Being Played On The Didgeridoo?
6:55
A while back Kristin earned the right to pick a random bit for us to do without warning – we called it “Kristin's Stupid Bit of The Week.”. And today she's brining back a game we totally forgot about.

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May 13, 2022
Texting Tutor PT 1: Can We Help Her Land A Date With Her Ex-Husband?
5:52

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Years ago, she accepted a long-distance job against her husband's wishes. Inevitably it led to their divorce. But now, she regrets leaving her ex0husband behind and wants to reconnect with him.

Can we help her find the right words to say to him? We'll try!



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May 13, 2022
Texting Tutor PT 2: Can We Help Her Land A Date With Her Ex-Husband?
12:51

Years ago, she accepted a long-distance job against her husband's wishes. Inevitably it led to their divorce. But now, she regrets leaving her ex0husband behind and wants to reconnect with him.

Can we help her find the right words to say to him? We'll try!



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May 13, 2022
PT 3: We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us
5:58

If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you?

We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Davi's up! What instructions will her husband leave behind? Listen...



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May 13, 2022
Texting Tutor PT 4: She Wants Her Friend's Permission To Date Her Ex Husband
6:18

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

She's been hit up by one of her co-worker and friend's ex husbands and is kinda feeling it! But, she doesn't want to make a move 'til she gets her friend's blessing! Well, good luck with that.



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May 13, 2022
She's Afraid Her Husband's Jealously Will Ruin Her Brother's Bachelor Party
6:16

Our listener is worried about her husband attending her brother's bachelor party this weekend. Why? Because she has a past with a few of the groomsmen, and she's afraid he'll start drama with them

What can she do to make sure her husband stays level-headed over the weekend? 



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May 13, 2022
Are These Parents Wrong For Letting Their Kid Run A Marathon?
6:31
A couple named Ben and Kami Crawford are exercise nuts from Kentucky. They have six kids and run a YouTube channel called "Fight for Together". And they're in the news because they just let their six-year-old son run a full marathon in Cincinnati last week, all 26.2 miles. We discuss...

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May 13, 2022
We're All Questioning Adele's Decision To Buy This Celeb's House
6:01
We're All Questioning Adele's Decision To Buy This Celeb's House

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May 13, 2022
PT 3: She Wants To Date Her Dead Husband's Son!
6:11
Her husband tragically passed away six years ago after seven years together. In a sudden twist of fate she was able to connect with his long-lost SON and things have started to heat up! And now there's another unexpected twist!

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May 13, 2022
Moe Keeps Losing This One Item...Is It A Sign From The Universe?
5:27

If you're constantly losing a certain type of gift from people, would you take it as a sign from the universe?

In Moe's case, there's one particular item he keeps losing, and now he's convinced it's a message from the universe.

He explains...



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May 13, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, May 12, 2022
1:08:09
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, May 12, 2022

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May 12, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, May 12, 2022
50:27
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, May 12, 2022

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May 12, 2022
Is It A Red Flag If The Person You're Dating Has No Local Friends?
4:01
When Cassie's friend started dating a guy, she met a few of his local friends. But eventually, he stopped talking to them, and now he has no local friends. Is this a red flag or not? We discuss.

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May 12, 2022
Update: Is She Hypocritical For Not Letting Her Husband To Participate In These Bedroom Activities?
6:09

From time to time, she and her husband are intimate with other people. Only once has it happened without her husband present. She warned him ahead of time, and now he wants to do the same thing, but she's against it.

Is she being hypocritical? We have an update!



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May 12, 2022
This Celeb Claims She Knows Why She Wasn't Invited To Return To The "Top Gun" Sequel
5:53
This Celeb Claims She Knows Why She Wasn't Invited To Return To The "Top Gun" Sequel 

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May 12, 2022
Should He Tell His Girlfriend He Saw Her Friend On Adult Websites?
7:51
He was going through adult websites when he spotted his girlfriend's friend! Now he's wondering if he should tell his girlfriend or not. What would you do in this situation? 

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May 12, 2022
War Of The Roses Update: She Wants Our Help Clearing Her Name
7:56

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL.

Her friend is accusing her of having an affair with her husband, but that's not the case. She's shut down any moves her friend's husband would try to make.

She knows he's a cheater, but she wants us to help her get proof so that she can clear her name.



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May 12, 2022
Cassie Explains Why She Feels Guilty About Her Husband's Vasectomy
6:12
Cassie 100% supports her husband's decision to get a vasectomy. But she can't shake the feeling that she's failing or doing something wrong. Why is she feeling guilty? She explains...

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May 12, 2022
Moe Shares His Thoughts On Diddy's Demand To Have Travis Scott Perform At This Event
5:24
Moe Shares His Thoughts On Diddy's Demand To Have Travis Scott Perform At This Event 

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May 12, 2022
PT 2: We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us
6:51

If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you?

We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Moe's up. Because he's single producer Keity has created the manual for him.



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May 12, 2022
Are These Phrases Only Said In Black Households? 
7:03
Moe has a list of popular phrases "all black parents have said". Are these actually only heard in black households? We'll find out…

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May 12, 2022
Bert Opens Up About His Upcoming Trip To Poland
9:07

A few weeks ago, Bert dropped a MAJOR bombshell on us in the middle of a segment. He told us about his plans of going overseas to help Ukrainian refugees for a week. 

He leaves for the trip tomorrow, and the reality is starting to set in. Listen...



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May 12, 2022
Update: Her Male Best Friend Wants To Keep Their Friendship A Secret?!
5:16

Years ago, her male friend stopped talking to her because his girlfriend was uncomfortable with their friendship. But a couple of weeks ago, he reached out to her trying to rekindle their friendship.

Here's the catch: He wants to keep their friendship a secret from his girlfriend. Should she force him to tell his girlfriend or not?

It's been a few months since we last spoke to our listener, so what's the update?



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May 12, 2022
Can Davi Guess What Sport These Highest-Paid Athletes Play?
6:19
Can Davi Guess What Sport These Highest-Paid Athletes Play? 

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May 12, 2022
Is K. Lee Wrong For Not Warning His Wife About This?
7:57

You're talking to a family member and they ask you if you're excited about your brother-in-law coming in town for THREE WEEKS. This is shocking news because your husband NEVER mentioned this to you. So how would you react?

In K. Lee's situation, his wife was PISSED. Listen...



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May 12, 2022
We Can't Believe How Calm This Passenger Was After The Pilot Became Incapacitated
8:37

Imagine you're on a flight to be reunited with your wife, and the pilot of the plane has a medical emergency. You now how to talk to air control as they guide you to landing the plane.  

It's a scary situation that happened to a Florida man. In the audio you can hear the calmness in his voice, and we're all shocked with how he handled the situation. 

Listen...



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May 12, 2022
This Celeb Confessed To Sharing A Toothbrush With Their Partner, And We're Disgusted
5:21
This Celeb Confessed To Sharing A Toothbrush With Their Partner, And We're Disgusted 

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May 12, 2022
Should She Give Up Her Citizenship For Love?
5:20

She's worked hard to get permanent residency in Canada and had plans of moving her mom there for healthcare reasons. But now she's fallen in love with a man who wants her to move back to the states. 

Should she give up everything she's worked hard for to be with him?



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May 12, 2022
Ditch Or Date: Should She Stick Around For A Man Who's About To Have A Child With Someone Else?
5:17

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

We've heard about single pregnant women going on dates, but what about the opposite? Our listener recently started dating a guy who just found out another woman is pregnant with his child.

Should she give him a chance or kick him to the curb?



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May 12, 2022
PT 5: Can We Help Our Producer Find Love?
7:44

Our Producer Keity opened up about taking a break from dating months ago, and now she's back on the apps. But our Producer Romeo doesn't want her to make the same mistakes as before.

What's his plan? For us to take over her dating apps and find a match for her. Is this a bad plan or not?



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May 12, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, May 11, 2022
52:58
Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, May 11, 2022

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May 11, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Wednesday, May 11, 2022
1:05:58
Full Show - PT 1: Wednesday, May 11, 2022

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May 11, 2022
Davi Just Found Out Something Unsettling About Her Upcoming Comedy Show
6:08
Davi has kicked off her comedy tour, and she's super excited. But she just find out something about her upcoming show in Texas that's bothering her. Can we help her put things into perspective? We'll try. 

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May 11, 2022
Is She Wrong For Comforting Her Best Friend's Widower?
6:08

Her best friend passed away last year, and she has been helping her friend's husband through his grief process. Here's the thing: her husband is upset and doesn't think she should be talking to other men. 

Is she wrong for trying to comfort her friend's widower?



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May 11, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts On Justin Timberlake's Marriage Advice
5:49
We Share Our Thoughts On Justin Timberlake's Marriage Advice

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May 11, 2022
This Man Lied To Her About His Fertility?!
6:40

The man she trusted told her he had a vasectomy before they hooked up. Months later, not only did she found out he LIED, she ended up being pregnant!

But that is not even the worse part, he's more fertile than she thought! Listen...



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May 11, 2022
Did K. Lee's Wife Overreact To Their Son's Injury? He Thinks So! 
5:44

K. Lee's son recently injured himself, and he didn't think much of it. It was a minor scratch that didn't affect his son. But his wife insisted they go to the emergency room. 

Did she overreact? Listen! 



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May 11, 2022
War Of The Roses: She Wants Our Help Clearing Her Name
5:11

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL.

Her friend is accusing her of having an affair with her husband, but that's not the case. She's shut down any moves her friend's husband would try to make.

She knows he's a cheater, but she wants us to help her get proof so that she can clear her name.



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May 11, 2022
This Celeb Was Exposed Online Without His Consent
5:26
This Celeb Was Exposed Online Without His Consent

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May 11, 2022
Moe's Dad Received The Opportunity Of A Lifetime!
5:48

Growing up, Moe never truly understood why his dad took a risk by leaving a job to do something he loved. At the time, his dad took a pay cut, and he truly didn't understand the journey ahead.

But every step of the way, Moe watched his dad's journey and was inspired by his actions.

All of this led up to his dad receiving the opportunity of a lifetime! It's a major accomplishment, and Moe wants to take the time to brag on him.



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May 11, 2022
We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us
6:01

If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you?

We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Kristin's up first!

What instructions would her husband leave behind? Listen...



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May 11, 2022
We All Think Bert's Response To This Question Is A Lie!
7:14
Every week, we asked you to send in your juicy questions for the members of the show. And lately, you all have been bringing the heat! So today, we're taking the time to answer more of your questions.

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May 11, 2022
Isolation Is Starting To Take A Toll On One Bert Show Member's Mental Health
5:34

Since the start of the pandemic, Cassie has been extremely cautious for the sake of her family. Outside of necessary doctors appointments, she has only left her house a handful amount of times.


The self-isolation is for good reason, but it's starting to take a toll on her mental health. She explains...



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May 11, 2022
What Do You Do When Your Fiancé Proposes With A Ring From Walmart?
8:58

She wasn't expecting an over the top ring from her fiancé, but she was looking for something in the $3,000 range. What did she receive? A ring from Walmart!

How should she address this with her fiancé?

 



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May 11, 2022
We Can't Believe How Much Tom Brady's NFL Analyst Deal Is Worth
5:20
We Can't Believe How Much Tom Brady's NFL Analyst Deal Is Worth

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May 11, 2022
She Wants To Date Him, But There's One Thing About His Mouth That's Bothering Her
10:03

She recently started dating a guy who checks off nearly everything on her must-have list. BUT he's missing one thing...his teeth! 

She wants to continue dating him, but she's not sure she can overlook his missing teeth.

What should she do?



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May 11, 2022
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: Davi Is Airing On The Side Of Caution This Week
5:48

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: Davi's a little worried about naming her a*hole of the week because of what happened last week. So today her a*hole is a little bit different than what we're used to.



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May 11, 2022
AITA: Is He An A*Hole For Trading His Wife's Pet In For A Better One?
5:31

Every week we dive DEEP into the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: His wife's cat was the WORST! The cat scratched people, never used the litter box, etc. His wife swore she could get the cat to behave, but he didn't believe it.

What did he do? Trade the cat in for a well-behaved look-alike cat. Does this make him an a*hole?



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May 11, 2022
Kristin Explains Why Taylor Swift Fans Believe She's About To Drop Two Albums
5:17
Kristin Explains Why Taylor Swift Fans Believe She's About To Drop Two Albums

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May 11, 2022
Shady Or Not: Did Her Manager Cross The Line By Inviting Her To This Formal Event?
5:19

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

Her manager invited her to accompany him to an annual formal event. This is an event his wife typically joins him for. So why is he inviting her instead?

Is this shady or not?



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May 11, 2022
Bert Needs To Brag On His Son For This Great Win
6:48

Yesterday was a big day for Bert's son Hollis. He participated in a soccer championship game, and his team won! It was a tough fight but a good one nonetheless.

So today, Bert wants to take time to brag on his son.



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May 11, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Tuesday, May 10, 2022
55:07
Full Show - PT 2: Tuesday, May 10, 2022

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May 10, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Tuesday, May 10, 2022
1:03:45
Full Show - PT 1: Tuesday, May 10, 2022

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May 10, 2022
We Have An Open Discussion About The Impact Kevin Samuels Had
9:02

If you haven't heard, Moe has a podcast – “In The Moement” - and every week he covers a variety of topics.

In his latest episode, he opened up about the death of Kevin Samuels and how the internet reacted to the news. 



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May 10, 2022
Is It Weird To Gift Someone Hair From A Dead Celebrity?
5:31
Is It Weird To Gift Someone Hair From A Dead Celebrity? 

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May 10, 2022
Bert May Have Soured Mother's Day For His Fiancé + Davi Questions Proper Mother's Day Etiquette
8:49
Two Bert Show members are questioning if they screwed up Mother's Day or not. It started with Bert who might have soured the day for his fiancé. But Davi's situation is a little bit different. She's questioning who are you supposed to buy Mother's Day gifts for?

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May 10, 2022
We Can't Believe There's A Name For This Common Occurrence In A Bookstore  
7:15

Have you ever had the sudden urge to poop after walking into a bookstore? Surprisingly our Show Direct Tommy has, and he's not the only one! It's happened so often that it actually is named after a woman. 

Davi and Cassie brought this to our attention after discussing it on their podcast - BROADly Speaking



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May 10, 2022
Gen Z vs. Millennial: Can This Gen Z'er Take Down Our Millennial Champ?
10:41

Every day, the generational divide gets bigger and bigger, and it’s especially glaring when you look at technology and pop culture.

So, we’re putting generations to the test with Gen Z vs. Millennial trivia! We have a list of questions for BOTH generations, so let’s see who takes home the money…



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May 10, 2022
We Can't Believe What This Woman Did At A UFC Fight
5:36
We Can't Believe What This Woman Did At A UFC Fight

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May 10, 2022
Second Date Update - PT 1: His Excuse For Ghosting Her Is A Load Of Crap!
5:16

Six weeks before their first date, she spoke to the guy DAILY! The chemistry was great, and their date was even better. He mentioned wanting to see her again, but she hasn't heard from him.

Why did he randomly ghost her? We have the answer, and we don't like it!



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May 10, 2022
Second Date Update - PT 2: His Excuse For Ghosting Her Is A Load Of Crap!
8:04

Six weeks before their first date, she spoke to the guy DAILY! The chemistry was great, and their date was even better. He mentioned wanting to see her again, but she hasn't heard from him.

Why did he randomly ghost her? We have the answer, and we don't like it!



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May 10, 2022
Toddler Translator - PT 2: Can We Guess What Famous Quotes Cassie's Daughter Is Saying? 
6:04

Have you ever heard a toddler speaking? They sound so adorable, but it can be hard to translate what they're trying to say.

Cassie knows this firsthand, so today, she's putting our translating skills to the test!

Can we determine what famous movie quotes her toddler is saying?



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May 10, 2022
Cassie's Friend Wants To Cancel Mother's Day, But For Good Reason!
5:32

You're a hard-working mother who just wants to be appreciated especially on Mother's Day. But every year your family takes you for granted and lets you down! So what's the point of the day?

This is what Cassie's friend is currently going through, and she thinks it's time to trash the day.



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May 10, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts On Wendy Williams' Recent Interview
5:45
We Share Our Thoughts On Wendy Williams' Recent Interview 

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May 10, 2022
Romeo Needs Help Making A Big Change Before This Major Event
8:52

Romeo's anxiety is through the roof! IT's hard for him to truly be himself because he's always in his head stressing out about the things he can't control. 

With a big event coming up, he knows it's time to seek some mental help beforehand. 

We discuss...



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May 10, 2022
Can Someone Explain The Details Of This Viral News Story To Bert?
8:37

Some new stories will have the ENTIRE country invested in the details. And if you've heard the story about the runaway guard who bailed out her lover, Bert wants to hear from you!

He knows the country is invested in the story, but he hasn't had the chance to research all the details.

What are the key points he should know about this case?



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May 10, 2022
Her Future Sister-In-Law Wants To Make A Drastic Change That Can Ruin Her Wedding!
5:17

She's been a part of her future sister-in-law's wedding planning every step of the way. During the dress fitting, she confided in her about wanting to make a drastic change before the wedding.

Our listener doesn't think it's a good idea, and her future husband will not be pleased. 

Should she warn him?



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May 10, 2022
Moe Gives Us The Inside Scoop About Dave Chappelle's Security
5:26
Moe Gives Us The Inside Scoop About Dave Chappelle's Security 

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May 10, 2022
Update: Shady Or Not? Her Ex Wants To Set Her Up With His Friend
5:17

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

After four years together, they broke up because they weren't on the same page. He was ready for marriage, and she believed they were too young. He fought to get her back up until a few months ago.

Then last week, she receives a text from her ex saying he wants to hook her up with a friend of his. Is this shady or not? We discuss.



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May 10, 2022
PT 4: Can We Help Our Producer Find Love?
7:37

Our Producer Keity opened up about taking a break from dating months ago, and now she's back on the apps. But our Producer Romeo doesn't want her to make the same mistakes as before.

What's his plan? For us to take over her dating apps and find a match for her. Is this a bad plan or not?



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May 10, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Monday, May 9, 2022
51:54
Full Show - PT 2: Monday, May 9, 2022

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May 09, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Monday, May 9, 2022
1:06:03
Full Show - PT 1: Monday, May 9, 2022

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May 09, 2022
At What Age Are You Considered Too Old To Party?
6:44
His girlfriend is in her mid-twenties, and she loves to party. However, he thinks she is too old for that behavior. Is this a red flag or not?  

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May 09, 2022
Bert Has A Question For Our Listeners In *This* City
9:11
Bert Has A Question For Our Listeners In *This* City 

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May 09, 2022
Her Friend Thinks She's Stealing Her Wedding Sparkle Because She's Pregnant
8:05
She was supposed to be in her friend's wedding, but can no longer attend due to her pregnancy. Her friend is PISSED, and accused her of stealing her sparkle. Is she wrong for cutting her out of her life?

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May 09, 2022
Who Received The Worst Mother's Day Gift This Year?
5:55
Mother's Day was over the weekend, and we've heard the sweet stories. Mothers excited about the kind gifts they received. But today, we want to hear from the mothers who received the WORST gifts.

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May 09, 2022
Update: Her Male Friend Asked For Pictures Of Her Boobs! Is He Being Weird?
8:34
They're friends, just friends, and he's asking her for pictures of her boobs, BUT he has a good reason! She's considering getting a breast enhancement but is a little on the fence! He asked for a photo of her current tatas so that he can give his honest opinion...weird or reasonable?

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May 09, 2022
Tommy Is Over This Happening To His Favorite Shows!
5:49
Tommy Is Over This Happening To His Favorite Shows! 

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May 09, 2022
Her Mother Has Been Doing WHAT To Her Husband?!
7:21

Your mother has mentioned how much she thinks your husband looks like a younger version of your husband. You don't think much of her comment, so you brush it off.

Slowly you notice her becoming extra touchy-feely with your husband. It starts as long-lasting hugs that leads to inappropriate touching.

Your husband is uncomfortable around her, so how do you handle this situation?



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May 09, 2022
Bert Has Beef With One Of America's Favorite Restaurants?!
6:58
It's a Southern Institution that Bert has given a mediocre review of. So over the weekend, he decided to give the restaurant a second change. What is his new review of the place? He passionately tells us...

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May 09, 2022
Texting Tutor Update: She Wants Her Friend's Permission To Date Her Ex Husband + Reminder For Working Moms
10:33

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

She's been hit up by one of her co-worker and friend's ex husbands and is kinda feeling it! But, she doesn't want to make a move 'til she gets her friend's blessing! Well, good luck with that.



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May 09, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts On Pete Davidson's Set About Kanye
5:33
We Share Our Thoughts On Pete Davidson's Set About Kanye

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May 09, 2022
She's Afraid The Bond Her Boyfriend Has With His Mother Will Ruin Their Relationship 
6:05

She admires her boyfriend's mother, but she's also intimidated by her. Why? Because she feels as if their relationship won't be able to go if he puts his mother first.

Does she have a point, or is she overreacting?



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May 09, 2022
Update: Have You Ever Heard Of "Man Looking"? Apparently Moe Does It!
5:35
Have you heard of the phenomenon "Man Looking"? Moe just found out about it and apparently does it himself! He'll talk about it. 

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May 09, 2022
What Do You Do When Your Coworker Invades Your Space To Sniff You?
6:05

Last week during our "Ask Us Anything" segment, Rebecca said one of the top questions she has received is, "what does producer Kyro smell like?"

We wants answers, so Kristin ran into the other studio to sniff him. Here's the thing: she never explained why she was sniffing him.

How did he feel about it? We discuss.



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May 09, 2022
Plead The Fifth: Who In The Studio Would Davi Pick To Be Her A*Hole Of The Week?
6:42

It’s been YEARS since we’ve done Plead The Fifth. We took a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.”

When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”

Well, we’re bringing it back, and up today Davi is in the hot seat!



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May 09, 2022
We Finally Know Why This Man Attacked Dave Chappelle On Stage
5:30
We Finally Know Why This Man Attacked Dave Chappelle On Stage

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May 09, 2022
PT 3: Can We Help Our Producer Find Love?
7:09

Our Producer Keity opened up about taking a break from dating months ago, and now she's back on the apps. But our Producer Romeo doesn't want her to make the same mistakes as before.

What's his plan? For us to take over her dating apps and find a match for her. Is this a bad plan or not?



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May 09, 2022
Update: She Wants To Date Her Dead Husband's Son!
5:44
Her husband tragically passed away six years ago after seven years together. In a sudden twist of fate, she was able to connect with his long-lost SON, and things have started to heat up! Is she crazy for considering dating her deceased husband's son?

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May 09, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Friday, May 6, 2022
1:03:06
Full Show - PT 2: Friday, May 6, 2022

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May 06, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Friday, May 6, 2022
57:45
Full Show - PT 1: Friday, May 6, 2022

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May 06, 2022
The Corny Joke Off: Mother's Day Edition!
6:17

The battle is on between Davi and Cassie! They have both come in with their BEST corny dad jokes – and they’re pulling out all the cheesy stops. They’ll go head-to-head, and we’ll determine who is the corniest.


Up today is a special – you guessed it – Mother's Day edition!



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May 06, 2022
Kim Kardashian Faces Backlash From Other Celebs For Her Dangerous Weight Loss Comments
5:16
050622 - 0920 - EBUZZ 3

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May 06, 2022
Which Bert Show Mom Is The Most Out Of Touch?
14:22
Mother's Day is this weekend so to celebrate we're having a Bert Show battle of the moms! Whose mom is more out of touch? Moe's mom Dawn or Producer Keity's mom Dana?! 

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May 06, 2022
Her Male Friend Asked For Pictures Of Her Boobs! Is He Being Weird?
5:55
They're friends, just friends, and he's asking her for pictures of her boobs, BUT he has a good reason! She's considering getting a breast enhancement but is a little on the fence! He asked for a photo of her current tatas so that he can give his honest opinion...weird or reasonable?

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May 06, 2022
Are Bars Charging Patrons For Top Shelf Liquor But Secretly Serving Bottom Barrel?!
6:27
After Cinco De Mayo Bert has a tequila query! Do bartenders sometimes pretend to serve top shelf tequila while serving the bottom barrel? We got some news that SHOCKED US!

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May 06, 2022
Amber Heard Took The Stand For The Second Day In Johnny Depp Defamation Case
4:41



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May 06, 2022
Catch This Week's Highlights With DJ Willie T's Wrap Up Rap!
5:47
It’s been YEARS since we’ve done this, but it’s back by popular demand! Our Show Director Tommy, formerly of the rap group Def Force (true story) brings you what you missed this week, rap style. Listen!

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May 06, 2022
Her Friend Keeps Stealing Her Money And She's Not Happy About It
7:56
Her friend has a habit of being super stingy, but our listener noticed that a lot of times when splitting the bill she actually UP charges her and other friends! She's been discrete about it up until now, but after charging everyone extra for a vacation she's had enough!

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May 06, 2022
Suck It Tommy Trivia: Mother's Day Edition!
6:28

So, normally when we play Suck It Tommy Trivia, Tommy asks us all trivia questions about movies (he’s not allowed to play because he knows basically EVERYTHING about Hollywood – he worked at Warner Brothers back in the day – and whoever gets it right gets to yell: “SUCK IT TOMMY!” Yeah. We know we’re 12. We don’t care.


This round is all in honor of Mother’s Day and all the different types of moms out there! Happy Mother’s Day!



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May 06, 2022
Texting Tutor Pt 2: She Wants Her Friend's Permission To Date Her Ex Husband
12:44

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!


We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.


She's been hit up by one of her co-worker and friend's ex husbands and is kinda feeling it! But, she doesn't want to make a move 'til she gets her friend's blessing! Well, good luck with that.

 

 



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May 06, 2022
Texting Tutor Pt 1: She Wants Her Friend's Permission To Date Her Ex Husband
5:34

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!


We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.


She's been hit up by one of her co-worker and friend's ex husbands and is kinda feeling it! But, she doesn't want to make a move 'til she gets her friend's blessing! Well, good luck with that.

 

 



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May 06, 2022
Have You Ever Heard Of "Man Looking"? Apparently Moe Does It!
5:20
Have you heard of the phenomenon "Man Looking"? Moe just found out about it and apparently does it himself! He'll talk about it. 

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May 06, 2022
The Bride Wants Her Brother To Walk Her Down The Aisle And It's Causing Tension!
6:19
Her sister-in-law wants her brother to walk her down the aisle instead of her father, because he's not doling out any cash for the ceremony! Not only that, the bride wants our listener to bring it up with Dad! What should she do?

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May 06, 2022
Davi Wants Parents To Stop Doing This In Public!
8:21
It’s come up again! Public diaper changing. Davi Crimmins saw it…and now she's going to talk about it! She saw someone change a diaper in public, and she wants to discuss this behavior ASAP.

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May 06, 2022
The Man Who Attacked Dave Chappelle Onstage Will Not Face Felony Charges
5:39
050622 - 0620 - EBUZZ 1

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May 06, 2022
Is It Weird That Kyro Does This On Dates?
6:51
Today Producer Kyro has a question: Is this normal? We've got an answer! Probably not. When he's out on a date, there's one thing he's does that that might be very off-putting to his dates! What do you think?

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May 06, 2022
She Wants To Date Her Dead Husband's Son!
6:53
Her husband tragically passed away six years ago after seven years together. In a sudden twist of fate she was able to connect with his long-lost SON and things have started to heat up! Is she crazy for considering dating her deceased husband's son?

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May 06, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, May 5, 2022
50:38
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, May 5, 2022

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May 05, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, May 5, 2022
1:07:37
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, May 5, 2022

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May 05, 2022
She Wants To Ban Her Husband From Using Phones At Home?!
5:29

When Cassie's friend’s husband is home with the kids, he’s constantly on the phone. He uses any opportunity (like after doing a “chore”) to immediately sit down on his phone, and ignore the kids.

Because of this, she wants to ban phones. How does she do this without being called controlling?



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May 05, 2022
Update: Did The Dad She Nannies For Cross The Line By Giving Her This Gift?
5:32

Remember our listener who received a strange gift from the dad she nannies for? The gift was a set of skimpy pajamas that he wanted her to wear while she was out the house.

How did she handle the situation? We have an update! 



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May 05, 2022
Bert Was So Excited For This EBuzz Until Kristin Said This
5:21
Bert Was So Excited For This EBuzz Until Kristin Said This 

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May 05, 2022
We Debate The Power Words Have On People
12:49

Yesterday a listener reached out to us seeking advice about her upcoming date. She plans on going out with a guy from high school, but she was concerned because of her weight gain.

We gave her advice on how to handle the situation, but one Bert Show listener was upset with what Bert had to say. He addressed the complaint, and today we're debating about it. 



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May 05, 2022
To Catch A Cheater Update: She Wants Proof Her Sister's Boyfriend Isn't As Sweet As She Thinks
9:56

You think your significant other is cheating, but you’re not certain. We’ll put them to the test! We’re ready to set the trap and go on SnapChat (well, we’d send Kristin’s friend on SnapChat) to try to lure him into doing something inappropriate so we could expose him as the dirty cheater he is (or, to be fair, expose him as the great guy and boyfriend that he is).

For two years, she has tried to convince her sister to leave her high school sweetheart. Why? Because she hates him and thinks he sister should enjoy college without being tied down.

So she wants our help meddling in her sister's relationship. Will it work out in her favor? We'll find out!



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May 05, 2022
Trigger Warning: Amber Heard Revealed The First Time Johnny Depp Allegedly Abused Her
5:46
Trigger Warning: Amber Heard Revealed The First Time Johnny Depp Allegedly Abused Her

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May 05, 2022
Closure Call Update: Her BFF Ditch Her Because Her Husband Did What?!
5:30

What do you do when dreamy Mr. Perfect totally sweeps you off your feet, there’s a connection, then he disappears? If you broke up or he ghosted you, but you’re still not exactly sure why…you need a Closure Call!

This case is a little bit different because it involves two friends. Our listener's friend randomly cut off all communication without giving her an explanation.

If they were so close, why would she cut her off? We reached out to her former friend for answers, and we were not prepared to hear this.



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May 05, 2022
Moe Needs Help Solving This Food Mystery
6:03

Imagine you order food to be delivered to your house, but it NEVER arrives. Moments later, you get a call from your co-worker saying they found the receipt for your food nowhere near your house!

It's a mystery that happened to Moe, and he's all confused.



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May 05, 2022
We Can't Believe The Walk Up Music K. Lee Chose For These Little League Kids
8:48

Our Producer K. Lee had one job: entertain the kids before they walked up to the plate in little league, and he couldn't even get that right.

So what did he do? Listen...



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May 05, 2022
His Proposal At Her Office Party Cost Her THOUSANDS!
5:06

Remember our listener who wants to propose at his girlfriend's office holiday party? We warned him that it wasn't a good idea, and he went through with the plan anyway.

Her boss reprimanded her for "making the party about her." Then she DEMANDED that she pay for the office party.

Did she do it? We have an update!



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May 05, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts Ray J Scandalous Comments About The Kardashians
5:52
We Share Our Thoughts Ray J Scandalous Comments About The Kardashians 

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May 05, 2022
What Do You Do When Your Family Member Wants Your Help With A Business You Don't Believe In?
5:13

Your family member has an idea to start a new business. They're super excited and want you to be a part of the journey. BUT you don't think their idea is going to be successful.

Do you tell them how you really feel or continue to support them through this journey?



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May 05, 2022
She's Afraid Her Husband May Be Falling For Their Neighbor
5:34

She has a MAJOR problem with her neighbor and it's all because of her husband's kindness. Her husband goes out of his way to help their neighbor with whatever she needs.

Is he just being nice, or is there something more going on?



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May 05, 2022
Should He Bury His Feelings For His BFF To Preserve Their Friendship?
5:59
He's been in love with his best friend for YEARS, but he's hidden his true feelings for her. But now he's ready to tell her how he really feels. Is this a good idea or not?

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May 05, 2022
Romeo's Ready To Move Out Of His Parents' House, But There's One Thing Holding Him Back
5:43
You're in your 20s living with your parents. Yes, living rent free is nice, but you're mental health is declining. You know you need to make a change that involves you moving out of your parents house. However, your finances is holding you back. So what do you do?  

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May 05, 2022
Here's What We Know About The Man That Attacked Dave Chappelle
6:05
Here's What We Know About The Man That Attacked Dave Chappelle 

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May 05, 2022
Update: Can We Help Our Producer Find Love?
6:34

Our Producer Keity opened up about taking a break from dating months ago, and now she's back on the apps. But our Producer Romeo doesn't want her to make the same mistakes as before.

What's his plan? For us to take over her dating apps and find a match for her. Is this a bad plan or not?



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May 05, 2022
Is Her Husband Wrong For Giving Another Woman Flowers?
6:30

Her husband came home with flowers she thought were for her. But he quickly told her the flowers were for his coworker, and she was PISSED!

Is it ever appropriate for a man to gift flowers to another woman that's not his mother or partner?



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May 05, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, May 4, 2022
55:05
Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, May 4, 2022

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May 04, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Wednesday, May 4, 2022
1:01:47
Full Show - PT 1: Wednesday, May 4, 2022

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May 04, 2022
What Do You Do When Your Wedding Venue Refuses To Give You A Refund?
8:56
She was supposed to get married in April, but she had to cancel. And now the wedding venue is refusing to let them reschedule and refuses to give them a refund. Who's right, who's wrong?

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May 04, 2022
We Can't Believe How Much Drake's New Deal Is Worth
5:31
We Can't Believe How Much Drake's New Deal Is Worth

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May 04, 2022
She's Upset With Her Ex For How He Handled This Situation With Their Son
11:59

Her ex-husband caught their teenage son watching porn, and he went off! She thinks her ex handled the situation wrong and tried to smooth things over with her son. 

She tried to explain to her ex where he went wrong, but he wasn't receptive. So today, Dr. Sheryl Ziegler joins us to discuss how parents should handle these situations with their kids. 



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May 04, 2022
Davi Addresses The Nasty Comments She Received While She Was Sick
6:24

For the last few days, Davi has been working from home because she was sick with COVID. We talked about it on-air, and the nasty comments started rolling in. 

She explains... 



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May 04, 2022
To Catch A Cheater: She Wants Proof Her Sister's Boyfriend Isn't As Sweet As She Thinks
5:30

You think your significant other is cheating, but you’re not certain. We’ll put them to the test! We’re ready to set the trap and go on SnapChat (well, we’d send Kristin’s friend on SnapChat) to try to lure him into doing something inappropriate so we could expose him as the dirty cheater he is (or, to be fair, expose him as the great guy and boyfriend that he is).

For two years, she has tried to convince her sister to leave her high school sweetheart. Why? Because she hates him and thinks he sister should enjoy college without being tied down.

So she wants our help meddling in her sister's relationship. Will it work out in her favor? We'll find out!



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May 04, 2022
This Celeb Is Over Being Famous?!
6:05
This Celeb Is Over Being Famous?! 

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May 04, 2022
She's Afraid Of Being Too Harsh On Her 5-Year-Old Daughter + A Robot Did What To Cassie?!
10:31

Her daughter has been misbehaving lately, and she's having a hard time disciplining her. One of the methods she used was withholding her daughters dinner until she cleaned her room.

This didn't work, and now she's worried that she was being too harsh on her daughter. What can she do to properly address her daughters' behavior?

Plus, Cassie shares the strange encounter she had with a robot.



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May 04, 2022
Kristin Opens Up About Why She'd Never Want A Certain Person To Return To The Show
6:06
We know there are a TON of questions our listeners have for us. So on social media, we asked you to send in your questions. And today, we're taking the time to answer them.

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May 04, 2022
Should She Tell Her Husband What Happened To Her After A Night Out With Her Friend?
7:33

After a night out drinking with her friend, she found herself in a bad position that lead to a man kissing her.

Here's the problem: she's married, and her husband is currently deployed. So what does she do? Tell her husband or pretend it never happened?



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May 04, 2022
Bert Shares His True Feelings About The Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Case
5:35
Bert Shares His True Feelings About The Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Case

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May 04, 2022
Should Kyro Call Out His Friend For Lying To The Press?
5:41

Our Producer Kyro was just drafted into the NFL, and he's super proud of him. But the story he's telling the press about how he achieved this goal is all a lie! 

Should he call out his friend or not? 



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May 04, 2022
Is It Too Late For Her To Uninvite Her Boss To Her Wedding?
5:52
She invited her boss to her wedding out of obligation. But her boss just left their company. Now she's wondering if it's too late to uninvite him to her wedding or not. 

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May 04, 2022
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: You'll Never Believe What This Man Said About Unmarried Women
6:02

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: Kevin Samuels went on a rant about unmarried women over the age of 35, and what he had to say was terrible! 



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May 04, 2022
AITA: Is He An A*Hole For Creating A Plumbing Problem In His Neighborhood? 
6:14

Every week we dive DEEP into the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: His HOA constantly gives him problems. So when they needed help from him, he denied it. Now there is a major plumbing problem in the neighborhood. Is he an a*hole?



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May 04, 2022
We React To The News Of Dave Chappelle Being Attacked On Stage
5:27
We React To The News Of Dave Chappelle Being Attacked On Stage

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May 04, 2022
Can We Help Our Producer Find Love?
5:22

Our Producer Keity opened up about taking a break from dating months ago, and now she's back on the apps. But our Producer Romeo doesn't want her to make the same mistakes as before.

What's his plan? For us to take over her dating apps and find a match for her. Is this a bad plan or not?



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May 04, 2022
Shady Or Not? Her Ex Wants To Set Her Up With His Friend
7:47

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

After four years together, they broke up because they weren't on the same page. He was ready for marriage, and she believed they were too young. He fought to get her back up until a few months ago.

Then last week, she receives a text from her ex saying he wants to hook her up with a friend of his. Is this shady or not? We discuss.



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May 04, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Tuesday, May 3, 2022
53:03
Full Show - PT 2: Tuesday, May 3, 2022

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May 03, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Tuesday, May 03, 2022
1:01:06
Full Show - PT 1: Tuesday, May 03, 2022

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May 03, 2022
Moe Needs To Call Out A Bert Show Member For Constantly Being A Flake!
6:33
Moe has had enough, and now he's calling out one of our producers for ALWAYS being a flake! What does she have to say for herself? We discuss!

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May 03, 2022
We Can't Believe Garth Brooks' Concert Caused An Earthquake!
5:51
We Can't Believe Garth Brooks' Concert Caused An Earthquake! 

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May 03, 2022
One Bert Show Member Thinks It's Time To Return To Therapy
5:51

You used to go to therapy but took a break because things were going well in your life. You start getting signs that you should return to therapy, but you’re not sure if you should.

Kristin is going through this, but she’s done putting her mental health on the back burner. So she's taking the next step by returning to therapy.



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May 03, 2022
Second Date Update - PT 3: Did Her Ex-Husband Sabotage Her New Romance?!
6:40

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

She's newly divorced, and decided to put herself out there to go on a date. The date was great, and they even started planning their next date. Then he went ghost!

Why? We have the answers, and it isn't good.



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May 03, 2022
Gen Z vs. Millennial Trivia: It's Time For A Tie-Breaking Game!
11:16

Every day, the generational divide gets bigger and bigger, and it’s especially glaring when you look at technology and pop culture.

So, we’re bringing back Gen Z vs. Millennial trivia! We have a list of questions for BOTH generations, so let’s see who takes home the gold…



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May 03, 2022
Real-Life Vampires Have Concerns About Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly’s Blood Drinking?!
5:38
Real-Life Vampires Have Concerns About Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly’s Blood Drinking?!

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May 03, 2022
Closure Call: Her BFF Ditch Her Because Her Husband Did What?!
11:01

What do you do when dreamy Mr. Perfect totally sweeps you off your feet, there’s a connection, then he disappears? If you broke up or he ghosted you, but you’re still not exactly sure why…you need a Closure Call!

This case is a little bit different because it involves two friends. Our listener's friend randomly cut off all communication without giving her an explanation.

If they were so close, why would she cut her off? We reached out to her former friend for answers, and we were not prepared to hear this.



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May 03, 2022
Toddler Translator: Can We Guess What Famous Quotes Cassie's Daughter Is Saying? 
5:59

Have you ever heard a toddler speaking? They sound so adorable, but it can be hard to translate what they're trying to say.

Cassie knows this firsthand, so today, she's putting our translating skills to the test!

Can we determine what famous movie quotes her toddler is saying?



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May 03, 2022
Keity Owes One Bert Show Member An Apology
6:47

Our Producer Romeo ate Keity's food without permission, and things quickly turned violent. How violent? Let's just say he got punched!

But today, Keity wants to apologize for the accidental punch. She explains...



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May 03, 2022
Naomi Judd's Alleged Cause Of Death Has Been Leaked
6:00
Naomi Judd's Alleged Cause Of Death Has Been Leaked 

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May 03, 2022
Kristin's Afraid What She's Been Seeing Is A Sign From Beyond The Grave
5:34

Lately, Kristin has been seeing things out of the corner of her eye. But when she looks for what she sees, nothing is there!

She's starting to believe it's a sign from beyond that it's time to do something she keeps pushing off. Is she right?



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May 03, 2022
Ditch Or Date: He's Only Dating Her Because Her Best Friend Is Unavailable?!
5:08

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

The guy she's dating admitted he was interested in dating her best friend before her. So why is he dating her? Because her best friend is dating someone else.

Is this a red flag?



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May 03, 2022
Bert Unintentionally Hurt A Listener's Feelings...And Today He's Addressing It
12:58

Yesterday a listener reached out to us seeking advice about her upcoming date. She plans on going out with a guy from high school, but she was concerned because of her weight gain.

We gave her advice on how to handle the situation, but one Bert Show listener was upset with what Bert had to say. So today, he's addressing the complaint.



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May 03, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts On Kim Kardashian's Met Gala Outfit
5:46
We Share Our Thoughts On Kim Kardashian's Met Gala Outfit

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May 03, 2022
What Do You Do When Your Fiancé Proposes With His Ex-Wife's Diamond?
5:17

After getting engaged months ago, she jokes about the ring belonging to her fiancé's ex. Little did she know it was partly true!

He proposed with the same diamond he gave his ex-wife and changed the setting. She's upset and wants a new ring. Is she wrong for making this request?



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May 03, 2022
Update: One Of Us Just Tested Positive For COVID-19
7:25
Last week Davi found out she tested positive for COVID-19. So how is she feeling? We have an update!

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May 03, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Monday, May 2, 2022
47:13
Full Show - PT 2: Monday, May 2, 2022

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May 02, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Monday, May 2, 2022
1:04:25
Full Show - PT 1: Monday, May 2, 2022

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May 02, 2022
Update: How Does She Stop Her Friend From Ruining Her Marriage?
6:36

Her friend is a new mom who says she doesn't want to be married anymore. She thinks it's just the hormones talking and wants to talk her friend out of what she thinks is a mistake.

But how can she help her friend? We discuss.



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May 02, 2022
We Honor Naomi Judd And The Impact She Had On US
5:33
We Honor Naomi Judd And The Impact She Had On US 

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May 02, 2022
Is Cassie Wrong For Making This Joke About Her Husband?
5:52

Cassie made a joke to her husband about him poisoning her, and he got SO PISSED! And he gave her the silent treatment.

Is she wrong, or is he overreacting?



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May 02, 2022
Should She Confront Her Brother-In-Law For Crossing The Line With Her Daughter?
5:22
Her brother crossed the line in disciplining her child. Should she confront him or wait until it happens again?

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May 02, 2022
Update: Should She Go On A Date With A Guy She Ghosted Years Ago?
6:46

She's preparing to go on a first date this weekend with a man she she GHOSTED five years ago. Here's the thing: she's not sure if he remembers her or not.

Should she say something to him before their date or not?



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May 02, 2022
We Share Our Thoughts On Bill Murray's Comments Regarding His Inappropriate Behavior
5:35
We Share Our Thoughts On Bill Murray's Comments Regarding His Inappropriate Behavior 

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May 02, 2022
Update: Moe Shares The Harsh Truths We All Have To Accept About Life
5:54
Moe found an interesting article on Twitter about eleven hard truths we all must accept about life. Do you agree with this list?

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May 02, 2022
PT 3: The Dad She Nannies For Refuses To Let Her End Their Affair! 
5:21

A year ago, her friend started nannying for a family, and months later it turned into a disaster! Her friend has been having an affair with the father for over six months!

She knows what she's doing is wrong, and now she wants out. But the father REFUSES to let her go!

So what does she do?!



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May 02, 2022
She Thinks Her Boyfriend Is Keeping A Major Secret From Her
4:48
The guy she's dating is AMAZING, but she's almost 100% sure he's keeping a secret from her. Is what she thinks he's hiding this secret a deal-breaker or not?

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May 02, 2022
One Bert Show Member Punched Another Bert Show Member In The Face?!
7:06
Moe expected to have a peaceful day with our producers Keity and Romeo. But as Keity was driving, he noticed Romeo in the backseat eating Keity's food without permission! What she did next has us all shocked!

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May 02, 2022
Texting Tutor Update: How Does She Tell Her Brother She Lost His Engagement Ring?
5:24

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Her brother is ready to propose to his girlfriend with their mother's engagement ring, but there's a problem! He gave the ring to his sister for safekeeping, but she lost it!

So how does she break the bad news to her brother?



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May 02, 2022
Tommy Is Mad We All Agree This Movie Does Not Stand The Test Of Time
5:54
Tommy Is Mad We All Agree This Movie Does Not Stand The Test Of Time

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May 02, 2022
Should She Give Her Date A Heads Up About Her Weight? 
6:21

A guy from her high school recently slid into her DMs asking her out on a date. She immediately accepted but then started to second guess herself.

Her page doesn't have any full-body pictures, and she's gained some weight since she was in high school. 

Now she's worried about what he'll think when he sees her in person. Should she warn him or not? 



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May 02, 2022
One Bert Show Member's Marriage Changed The Way Romeo Views Relationships
5:42

Our Producer Romeo wants to honor a Bert Show member's marriage for good reason. He always judged men who let their women pay for everything, especially his cousin.

But Kristin and Bart's relationship changed his view on these types of relationships. He explains...



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May 02, 2022
Plead The Fifth: Which One Of Bert's Kids Is His Favorite?
6:27

It’s been YEARS since we’ve done Plead The Fifth. We took a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.”

When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”

Well, we’re bringing it back, and up today Bert is in the hot seat!



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May 02, 2022
PT 4: Shady Or Not? He Refuses To Invite Her To His Place
5:12

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

She's in a long-distance relationship, but the two see one another often. Here's the problem: when she visits him, he stays with her at the hotel. However, when he comes to visit her, he comes to her place.

Is it a red flag that she's never been to his place?



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May 02, 2022
Is Andrew Garfield Taking A Break From Acting?
6:06
Is Andrew Garfield Taking A Break From Acting?

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May 02, 2022
Is Her Boyfriend A Diva For Making This Request?
5:55

Her boyfriend is demanding that she go over the top for his birthday. She wouldn't have a problem with this request if he did the same for her, but he hasn't!

Should she give in to his request, or is he being too demanding?



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May 02, 2022
Bert's Proudest Moment As A Parent + This Woman Was Hospitalized After Refusing To Fart! 
5:21

Did you know you can end up in the hospital for holding in your farts? It's true! A woman refused to fart around her boyfriend, and it lead to her ending up in the ER! 

But first, Bert shares one of his proudest moments as a dad. 



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May 02, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Friday, April 29, 2022
47:51
Full Show - PT 2: Friday, April 29, 2022

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Apr 29, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Friday, April 29, 2022
1:10:30
Full Show - PT 1: Friday, April 29, 2022

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Apr 29, 2022
Our Interns' Goodbye Raps Left Us Speechless!
6:30

It’s sort of a Bert Show tradition…it started back in the day and it’s resurfaced in all its glory the past couple of years. We have interns in studio, and on their last days, they would rap about what they learned from the show.

Up today are our interns Coby, and Madelyn. And they CRUSHED it!



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Apr 29, 2022
How Does She Stop Her Friend From Ruining Her Marriage?
5:11

Her friend is a new mom who says she doesn't want to be married anymore. She thinks it's just the hormones talking and wants to talk her friend out of what she thinks is a mistake.

But how can she help her friend? We discuss.



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Apr 29, 2022
How Can She Get Her Parents To Respect Her Parenting Style?
6:38

Her parents ignore her parenting skills and feed their granddaughter whatever they want. She appreciates her parents for helping out, but they've crossed the line. 

How can she get them to respect her as a parent? 



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Apr 29, 2022
Should She Go On A Date With A Guy She Ghosted Years Ago?
6:02

She's preparing to go on a first date this weekend with a man she GHOSTED five years ago. Here's the thing: she's not sure if he remembers her or not. 

Should she say something to him before their date or not? 



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Apr 29, 2022
PT 3: Can Romeo Find His Way Back To The Studio Using Only A Map?
5:24

If someone handed you an old school map, would you know how to use it? This is the test we're giving our producer Romeo this morning!

He's in the middle of nowhere, and his mission is to find his way back to the studio using only an old school map.



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Apr 29, 2022
The ACLU Calls Out Amber Heard For Not Keeping Her Promise
5:56
The ACLU Calls Out Amber Heard For Not Keeping Her Promise

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Apr 29, 2022
Update: The Dad She Nannies For Refuses To Let Her End Their Affair! 
5:36

A year ago, her friend started nannying for a family, and months later it turned into a disaster! Her friend has been having an affair with the father for over six months!

She knows what she's doing is wrong, and now she wants out. But the father REFUSES to let her go!

So what does she do?!



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Apr 29, 2022
Moe Injured Himself While Dancing?!  
5:16
Moe's only in his 30s, but he often hears he's old. Typically it's because someone younger is teasing him. He never believed it until he injured himself dancing!  

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Apr 29, 2022
Texting Tutor PT 1: How Does She Tell Her Brother She Lost His Engagement Ring?
5:48

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Her brother is ready to propose to his girlfriend with their mother's engagement ring, but there's a problem! He gave the ring to his sister for safekeeping, but she lost it!

So how does she break the bad news to her brother?



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Apr 29, 2022
Texting Tutor PT 2: How Does She Tell Her Brother She Lost His Engagement Ring?
12:24

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Her brother is ready to propose to his girlfriend with their mother's engagement ring, but there's a problem! He gave the ring to his sister for safekeeping, but she lost it!

So how does she break the bad news to her brother?



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Apr 29, 2022
Justin Bieber Joins The Show To Talk Hailey’s Engagement Ring, His Marriage + New Music!
17:35

The Bert Show has a history with Justin Bieber – if you didn’t know, we were the first radio station interview he ever did and Bert even had an appearance in Bieber’s movie, “Never Say Never!”

Bieber joins Bert and Kristin to talk Hailey’s engagement ring (Bert is BLOWN away by the cost), his marriage and what he struggles with as a husband, his desire to have a family, and new music that he just dropped this week!



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Apr 29, 2022
PT 3: Shady Or Not? He Refuses To Invite Her To His Place
5:13

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

She's in a long-distance relationship, but the two see one another often. Here's the problem: when she visits him, he stays with her at the hotel. However, when he comes to visit her, he comes to her place.

Is it a red flag that she's never been to his place?



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Apr 29, 2022
Can Romeo Find His Way Back To The Studio Using Only A Map?
5:45

If someone handed you an old school map, would you know how to use it? This is the test we're giving our producer Romeo this morning!

He's in the middle of nowhere, and his mission is to find his way back to the studio using only an old school map.



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Apr 29, 2022
PT 2: Can Romeo Find His Way Back To The Studio Using Only A Map?
5:52

If someone handed you an old school map, would you know how to use it? This is the test we're giving our producer Romeo this morning!

He's in the middle of nowhere, and his mission is to find his way back to the studio using only an old school map.



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Apr 29, 2022
This Well-Known Host Is Leaving Late Night TV
5:55
This Well-Known Host Is Leaving Late Night TV

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Apr 29, 2022
One Of Us Just Tested Positive For COVID
6:36
Today we're all broadcasting from different places because COVID has stuck us again! This time Davi is the one who tested positive. Thankfully she's doing well, and we're hoping she feels better soon.

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Apr 29, 2022
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, April 28, 2022
56:05
Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, April 28, 2022

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Apr 28, 2022
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, April 28, 2022
1:01:17
Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, April 28, 2022

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Apr 28, 2022
This Is One Of The Best Intern Goodbye Raps We've Ever Heard! 
5:43

It’s sort of a Bert Show tradition…it started back in the day and it’s resurfaced in all its glory the past couple of years. We have interns in studio, and on their last days, they would rap about what they learned from the show.

Up today are our interns Coby, and Madelyn. And they CRUSHED it!



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Apr 28, 2022
War Of The Roses Update: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Cheating...With Her Brother's Wife!
6:33

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL.

Her husband is super close to her brother, and he's the reason her brother found his current wife. Here's the thing: Her husband has a romantic past with her brother's wife, and she thinks they've rekindled their relationship.

Are her suspicious correct? We have answers!



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Apr 28, 2022
Olivia Wilde Was Served With Custody Papers At The Worse Possible Time
5:06
Olivia Wilde Was Served With Custody Papers At The Worse Possible Time

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Apr 28, 2022
This Man Created A Schedule To Satisfy How Many Women?! 
5:32

We've heard of couple creating a sex schedule in their relationship. But that it typically between two people. In this man's case, we created a schedule to satisfy is NIVE WIVES! 

Listen...



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Apr 28, 2022
War Of The Roses Update: Is Her Husband's Paranoia A Sign He's Cheating?
5:56

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL.

Her husband's paranoia has become too much for her. He's always accusing her of cheating, and now she's questioning him! Is his paranoia projection of the shady things he's doing? We're going to help her find out!



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Apr 28, 2022
Stay-At-Home Parents: This Is Your Chance To Vent!
7:20
We know being a stay-at-home parent is not a walk in the park. It's a stressful job, so today, we're giving you a chance to vent!

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Apr 28, 2022
Everyone Is Over The Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Case, Including The Judge
5:43
Everyone Is Over The Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Case, Including The Judge

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Apr 28, 2022
She's Never Seen Her Boyfriend Of Two Years Naked?!
8:01

This email from our listener is hard for us to believe. During their two-year relationship, she has NEVER seen him naked!

So how does she help her boyfriend feel comfortable being nude around her?



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Apr 28, 2022
Moe Shares The Harsh Truths We All Have To Accept About Life
6:01
Moe found an interesting article on Twitter about eleven hard truths we all must accept about life. Do you agree with this list?

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Apr 28, 2022
Kristin's Stupid Bit Of The Week Is Back!
5:02

A while back Kristin earned the right to pick a random bit for us to do without warning – we called it “Kristin's Stupid Bit of The Week.”. And per Davi's request, it's back today! 

Today's bit has everything to do with whispering. Listen...



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Apr 28, 2022
Update: She's Afraid Her Ex-Husband Is Tracking Her Every Move + Davi Brags On Her Husband!
11:09

Davi's husband did the SWEETEST thing for her birthday, and today she's sharing it with us. But first, we need to get an update from one of our listeners.

Last month, she reached out to us in desperate need of our help! She was afraid that her soon-to-be ex-husband was tracking her every move. Was he? We have an update!



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Apr 28, 2022
Here's What Rob Kardashian Had To Say About Blac Chyna In Court
5:22
Here's What Rob Kardashian Had To Say About Blac Chyna In Court

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Apr 28, 2022
Is She Making A Mistake By Giving Her Boyfriend An Ultimatum?
6:51

They've been together for over eight years, and counseling has help them build a stronger bond. But now, she's ready to take the next step and get engaged. 

Should she give her man an ultimatum or not?



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Apr 28, 2022
Romeo Hates A Woman He's Never Met Before?!
5:44

Our producer Romeo has beef...with his girlfriend's best friend! He's never met the woman, but something about her give him an unsettling feeling.

Can we dig a little deeper to find the root of the problem? Listen!



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Apr 28, 2022
Ditch Or Date: Should She Forgive Him For Making The Biggest Mistake Of His Life?
8:45

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

They're first date was GREAT! They're values are aligned, and they connected on a deep level. She knows if she continues dating him their relationship can flourish into something wonderful.

Here's the problem: she googled him, and found out he has a felony on his record. Is this something she should forgive him for or not?



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Apr 28, 2022
Is Pete Davidson Immune To The Kardashian Curse?
5:47
Is Pete Davidson Immune To The Kardashian Curse?

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Apr 28, 2022
How Did We Navigate Through Life Without GPS? 
7:05
If today was the same 10 years ago, Bert knows he would have been drastically late to work. Why? Because the GPS technology we have now wasn't the same back then.

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Apr 28, 2022
Update: Shady Or Not? He Refuses To Invite Her To His Place
5:20

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’ve done something that makes you question their character. And now you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if their offense is shady or not.

She's in a long-distance relationship, but the two see one another often. Here's the