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Vic Patel
 Nov 1, 2020
I love this morning show. helps get my day started. so glad yall are available on podcast.

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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Davi, Moe & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com (http://thebertshow.com/)


Episode Date
Full Show: June 16, 2021
01:56:55

Full Show: June 16, 2021

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Our Listener Needs Help Starting A Nonprofit To Help Those In Mixed-Orientation Relationships 
00:09:45

Six years ago, our listener noticed a change in her husband. He was trying to fight it, but eventually, he opened up to her. He opened up about being gay. He still loves her, but he's also attracted to men.

She did some research about her siltation and discovered that she's in a mixed-orientation relationship. From there, she found a support group on Facebook.

She realized that others like her were looking for someone to talk to about their situation, but it's hard. The therapist aren't educated on this matter, and she wants that to change.

So she wants to start a nonprofit organization to help those in mixed-orientation relationships. But she needs some help/advice from an expert.

If oy have any advice, please reach out to Amelia email: amelia.mom.0709@gmail.com.  

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Charles Barkley Is Upset He Can't Do What Anymore?!
00:06:00

Charles Barkley Is Upset He Can't Do What Anymore?!

 

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Jun 16, 2021
How Can You Be Friends With Someone If Everyone In Their Life Hates You? 
00:05:27

Our Producer Christian is having a hard time with a friend of hers. Everyone in her friend's life HATES her. It's so bad that she can't post when they hang out, can't send her Venmo request, or do ANYTHING that her family will see.

But Christian doesn't understand why the people in her friend's life dislike her. How can she continue this friendship if everyone hates her?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
This Listener Needs Help Catching Their Neighborhood's Mysterious Pool Pooper
00:08:42

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

It's true, there's a mysterious pool pooper on the loose in this listener's neighborhood. For the last four summers, someone has been POOPING in the neighborhood pool.

It's starting to get out of hand, and they want to catch this person ASAP!

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Cassie And Her Husband Can't Agree On This One Thing
00:06:21

Cassie and her husband have been hunting for the perfect house. But they're at odds about one thing...the location.

Her husband wants to live close to the city, but she wants to move further away.

What can they do to reach a compromise?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
We Share Our thoughts On Leona Lewis' Accusation Against Michael Costello
00:05:36

We Share Our thoughts On Leona Lewis' Accusation Against Michael Costello

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Moe Has Baby Fever!
00:05:17

Over the weekend, Moe hung out with his 2-year-old niece. It wasn't the experience he was expecting, but it also wasn't bad. He enjoyed her company, and now he has baby fever!

 

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Jun 16, 2021
She Wants To Move Closer To Her Job, But Her Husband Refuses
00:06:52

Bert NEVER thought we would move out of the city. But after talking to his fiancée, he realizes it was time to compromised. They agreed to move to a new house in a convenient location for the BOTH of them.

A listener is currently in this situation and needs some advice. She's trying to convince her husband to move to a location that's fair for both of them, but he refuses.

What should she do?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Is Kristin Ready For The Day Her Son Asks Her These Questions? 
00:07:06

Kristin's a new mom, and there are some things Bert thinks she needs to prepare for. He knows that kids are curious and ask a ton of questions. 

Bert read an article - The Deepest Questions People Have Been Asked By A Child - and he wants to test Kristin. 

But first, we share audio of a pilot's special announcement to his father for Father's Day. 

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Davi Won't Rest Until She Gets Her Hands On This
00:05:16

When Davi's dad passed away, she never thought about an item of his that she's wanted. But years later, she realized the ONE THING of her dad's that she wants. And now, she won't rest until she gets it! 

 

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Jun 16, 2021
He Asked Her Out To Dinner...But She's Not Sure If It's Considered A Date
00:05:25

Every Wednesday, she used to go out with a group of friends. But the pandemic changed their tradition, so now they barely hang out together.

Well of her friends from the group texted her asking to go out on Wednesday. He made dinner reservations and said he'll come by to pick her up.

Now she doesn't know how to feel about this. Is it just two friends going out? Or is this considered a date?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Davi Needs Some Love...Especially After Receiving This Letter
00:06:10

This is our first week back in the studio in over a year, and there's a ton of old mail we're just now receiving. Bert received kind fan mail encouraging him to write a book.

However, the mail Davi received was not as nice. One letter was a cease and desist. And the other letter was straight-up hate mail.

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Update: Romeo Told His Therapist How He Really Feels About Her
00:05:37

Going to a therapist for the first time is nerve-racking. You’ve never opened up to a stranger before, and you’re wishing all goes well. But something is off.

In Romeo’s case, he’s struggling with finding the perfect therapist. He’s worried that his new therapist is too young. So he decided to tell her how he really feels.

So what did she have to say?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Trigger Warning: This Comedian Is Tearing Their Relationship Apart
00:05:25

TRIGGER WARNING: This audio contains content that survivors of sexual assault may find triggering.

For the last six years, she and her boyfriend have had a great relationship. But there's one problem...he loves Louis C.K.

She has expressed MULTIPLE times how much she doesn't want to hear anything about Louis C.K. because she's a victim of sexual abuse. But her boyfriend has ignored her feeling and even bought tickets to his upcoming show.

She's beyond upset and is considering leaving him. Should she?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: This Man Dumped 80,000 Pennies On His Ex-Wife's Lawn!
00:05:16

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: A man in Virginia dumped 80,000 PENNIES on his ex-wife's lawn. What were the pennies for? His final child support payment. 

Here's Davi's A*hole of the Week.  

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Not Letting Her Sister Honeymoon At Her House?
00:05:44

Cassie’s been in DEEP on the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: Her parents sold her their lake house to her a few years ago without telling her sister. Her sister assumed that she was living there rent-free. So when her sister told her she planned on having her honeymoon at her house, there was a problem.

She told her sister she couldn't honeymoon at her house, and her parents said she was unreasonable.

Is she an a*hole?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Bert And Moe Share Their Thoughts On Kevin Hart's Clap Back To A Troll
00:05:51

Bert And Moe Share Their Thoughts On Kevin Hart's Clap Back To A Troll 

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Is Her Husband Weird For Refusing To Take Off His Apple Watch During Sex?
00:05:12

Her husband is a health freak. He works out TWICE a day, runs triathlons, and is OBSESSED with his apply watch.

He wears his watch all day, including during sex! He wants to get credit for ALL of his calories burned.

So she wants to know...is her husband normal?

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Our Intern Feels Like She's Falling Behind In Life
00:05:52

Your friends are getting married, starting families, and living their best life. You're proud of them, but you feel like you're falling behind in life. Should you be thinking about marriage too?

This is what our intern Caitlin is currently questioning. She's in her early 20s and is about to graduate from college. She's doing well, but compared to her friends, she wonders if she should be doing more.

 

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Jun 16, 2021
Full Show: June 15, 2021
01:55:13

Full Show: June 15, 2021

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Davi Does WHAT When She's In The Bathroom?!
00:07:00

It all started when Bert asked if he was the only one to have a designated poop room in his house. The majority of us said yes, and then Davi dropped a BOMBSHELL on us! Now we can't look at her the same.

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Can You Guess Which Celeb Made More Off Their Fragrance? 
00:08:09

Can You Guess Which Celeb Made More Off Their Fragrance? 

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Update: Can Bert Convince Moe To Reevaluate His Blocked List?
00:09:14

Out of everyone on the show, Moe has the highest number of people blocked on social media. When he first started on the show, some comments from listeners rubbed him the wrong way. So what did he do? Block them!

Bert doesn't think some of the listeners deserved to be blocked. So he's asking Moe to re-evaluate his list. But Moe knows for certain that those people deserved to be blocked.

 

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Jun 15, 2021
What's The Weirdest Thing You've Seen While House Hunting?
00:06:56

Bert has been house hunting and he's seen some STRANGE things in people's homes. So we want to hear from you. What's the WEIRDEST things you've seen while house hunting?

 

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Jun 15, 2021
War Of The Roses PT 3: She's Worried Her Husband Is Having An Affair With Their Wedding Planner
00:05:46

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

Her marriage has been tough since the beginning, and she thinks it has everything to do with their wedding planner. During the planning process, her husband was very involved and had one-on-one meetings with their wedding planner. She suspected that something more was going on, but after the wedding, she dropped it.

Recently she found a lotion - that only the wedding planner used - in her husband's car. Now her fears of him cheating have returned.

 

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Jun 15, 2021
We React To The News About This Celeb's Secret COVID Baby
00:05:46

We React To The News About This Celeb's Secret COVID Baby

 

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Jun 15, 2021
These Stories Are Guaranteed To Make You Gasp
00:07:31

Kristin and Moe came across some WILD stories that left us all shocked. For starters, a woman had her eyelid RIPPED OFF by a chihuahua during her lash appointment. 

Then another woman STOLE a dead woman's credit card 17 minutes after she passed away! She used the card to buy snacks in a vending machine. Four days later, the police caught her.

 

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Jun 15, 2021
PT 1: She Caught Her Husband Cheating With A Teenager! Now What?
00:09:14

She's been with her husband for the last 28 years, but she just found out some DEVASTATING news. Her 47-year-old husband has been having an affair with a 19-year-old girl!

She confronted him about it, and he swore the affair is over. She loves him dearly, but now she's conflicted. Should she give him a second chance or call it quits?

 

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Jun 15, 2021
PT 2: She Caught Her Husband Cheating With A Teenager! Now What?
00:10:07

She's been with her husband for the last 28 years, but she just found out some DEVASTATING news. Her 47-year-old husband has been having an affair with a 19-year-old girl!

She confronted him about it, and he swore the affair is over. She loves him dearly, but now she's conflicted. Should she give him a second chance or call it quits?

 

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Jun 15, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Chrissy Teigen's Latest Apology
00:06:18

We Share Our Thoughts On Chrissy Teigen's Latest Apology  

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Kristin's Advice For New Parents Who Are Questioning Themselves
00:06:18

Being a new parent can be stressful. You have no clue what you're doing, and you often wonder if you're doing things right.

Today, Kristin is here to tell you to stop stressing. In the last few months, she's learned a TON about herself as a new mom. And there's one main takeaway she wants to share with you...

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Ditch Or Date: He Wants To Give Her A Makeover After Three Weeks Of Dating?!
00:05:11

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

The guy she's dating has a great sense of fashion, and that's one of the reasons why she's attracted to him. She told him that fashion wasn't her thing, and ever since, he's been trying to give her a makeover.

Should she be offended? Or should she let him do the makeover?

 

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Jun 15, 2021
This Officiant Needs Help Backing Out Of A Wedding
00:04:09

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

He agreed to officiate his best friend's daughter's wedding, but there's a problem. The wedding is on a weekday, and he has no more vacation days left.

Would it be wrong for him to back out of the wedding last minute?

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Bert's Friend Is Pissed His Girlfriend Allows Her Ex-Husband To Do This 
00:05:24

Bert's friend is at odds with his current girlfriend. She's been divorced for over a year, but her ex still calls her "babe" or "hun."

She doesn't think it's a problem because she no longer has romantic feelings for her ex-husband. But this is upsetting Bert's friend.

Is this weird?

 

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Jun 15, 2021
This Celeb Caught His Estranged wife Spying On Him?!
00:05:30

This Celeb Caught His Estranged wife Spying On Him?!

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Davi's Friend Scored A HUGE Win Against The Kardashians
00:05:32

If you know Davi, then you know how much she loathes the Kardashians. Her beef with them is personal too!

A few years ago, they STOLE designs from Davi's friend, who is the creator of dbleudazzled. She's been battling them in a lawsuit, and they finally settled. 

Can you guess how much Davi's friend won? Here's a hint: It's in the MILLIONS! 

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Update: Her Mom Is Pressuring Her Sister To Date A Boy For All The Wrong Reasons + We Have A Debate To Settle
00:07:09

Her mom is pressuring her younger sister to date a boy that goes to their church. He seems like a nice boy and does well in school. But those aren't the reasons why her mom wants the two to date.

Her mom wants her to date him because he comes from money. She's annoyed and is considering telling her sister about their mom's motives.


But first, we have a debate we need to settle.

 

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Jun 15, 2021
Bert And Tiffany Found Their Perfect House!
00:04:14

Bert and his fiancée have been house hunting for the last few months. It's been tough, but he thinks they finally might have found the perfect house.


 

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Jun 14, 2021
Full Show: June 14, 2021
02:30:15

Full Show: June 14, 2021

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Her Drunk Confession Might Ruin Her Friendship Forever + What Will Post-Pandemic Life Look Like?
00:09:03

Jill was hanging out with a friend, and drinks were flowing. She started getting tipsy and made a confession she regrets. Now she's worried her friend will spill the beans to her BFF. So what should she do?

But first, Bert has a question. Do you think life will return to the way it was before the pandemic?

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Do You Wash Your Hands After You Change Your Kid's Diaper?
00:08:43

Do You Wash Your Hands After You Change Your Kid's Diaper? 

 

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Jun 14, 2021
K. Lee's Skeptical About Letting His Son Attend This Event
00:07:21

If you haven’t heard the news, the Music Midtown lineup has been announced. K. Lee's son really wants to see Machine Gun Kelly perform. But K. Lee's hesitant to take his son to a festival again. 

What should he do?

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Ditch Or Date: The Guy He's Dating Has A Scoring Spreadsheet?!
00:05:12

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

Our listener just found out some disturbing news about the guy he's dating. He's been comparing him to two other people he's dating on a scoring spreadsheet! 

He's not sure how to feel about this or if he should mention it. What does he do?! 

 

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Jun 14, 2021
We Recap What Kristin Missed While She Was Out 
00:06:32

Kristin's back from maternity leave, and there are so many great stories she missed. From Moe's song making it to a TV show to Bert's decision to move. We have so much to update her on.

So today, we're giving her a quick rundown of the great stories she missed.

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Update: She Had The Perfect Kiss...With Another Man! 
00:05:28

Uh-oh, our listener messed up BAD! She was out on a business trip, and she connected with a man. The two had a very romantic kiss.

Here's the problem: She's MARRIED to someone else!

She feels guilty and swears the kiss meant nothing. Should she tell her husband what happened?

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Drama Fishing PT 1: Should She Tell Her Fiancé He's Starting A New Job With Her Ex?  
00:06:02

We’re going drama fishing and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with?!

Her fiancé just landed a new job, and today is his first day of work. Here's the problem: He's going to be working with her ex! 

He has NO IDEA, but her ex just texted her about her fiancé. So how does she tell her fiancé what's about to happen?

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Drama Fishing PT 2: Should She Tell Her Fiancé He's Starting A New Job With Her Ex?  
00:05:43

We’re going drama fishing and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with?!

Her fiancé just landed a new job, and today is his first day of work. Here's the problem: He's going to be working with her ex! 

He has NO IDEA, but her ex just texted her about her fiancé. So how does she tell her fiancé what's about to happen?

 

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Jun 14, 2021
How Does Cassie's Friend Tell Her BFF She's Got To Bail On Her Bachelorette Party? + K. Lee's Bowling Challenge To Moe
00:07:12

Cassie's friend is supposed to be a part of her best friend's bachelorette party, but there's a problem. She gives birth three weeks before the party.

She's not comfortable leaving her newborn behind to attend the party. But she knows her friend is going to be upset.

How does she tell her best friend she can't attend the party?


Plus, Moe and K. Lee have some unfinished business.

 

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Jun 14, 2021
How Much Would You Pay To Ride In Jeff Bezo's Rocket?
00:08:07

How Much Would You Pay To Ride In Jeff Bezo's Rocket? 

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Davi Hit A New Low On Vacation
00:04:35

While on vacation, Davi got lit with her family. While she was at her sister's house, she tried to watch TV. She spent several minutes trying to get the remote to work. But little did she know it wasn't a TV...it was a painting! 

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Update: What Laws Would You Pass In Your Perfect World? 
00:07:14

If you could make one of these two things illegal, which would you choose: Robocalls...or junk mail. Tough choice, right? Someone online asked for the worst things that are legal. And those were two big ones people agreed with.

So if you had your own land, what laws would you pass?

 

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Jun 14, 2021
People Are Body Shaming Kristin's Baby?!
00:05:37

For the last few months, Kristin has been on cloud nine. She and her husband Bart welcomed their baby boy, and she's been out on maternity. Today she returned to tell her how motherhood is treating her.

She loves being a mother and has shared pictures with everyone. The majority of the comments have been great, but some people have started to BODY SHAME her baby.

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Now That We're Back In Studio, Davi Has To Start Doing This 
00:07:00

We're officially back in the studio, and it's exciting! But it's going to be a tough adjustment for some of us including Davi. So she created a list of the nine things she has to start doing. 

 

 

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Jun 14, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Thomas Markle's Plea To See His Grandchildren
00:08:20

We Share Our Thoughts On Thomas Markle's Plea To See His Grandchildren

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Tommy Is The Only Bert Show Member To Ever Accomplish This
00:08:55

One of the GREATEST love stories we've ever heard comes from our Show Director, Tommy. From the first day, he laid eyes on her - in elementary - he knew she was the one for him. And today is their 25th wedding anniversary.

Listen to their love story...

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Romeo Told His Therapist How He Really Feels About Her
00:08:14

Going to a therapist for the first time is nerve-racking. You’ve never opened up to a stranger before, and you’re wishing all goes well. But something is off.

In Romeo’s case, he’s struggling with finding the perfect therapist. He’s worried that his new therapist is too young. So he decided to tell her how he really feels.

Here's what she had to say...

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Kristin's On An Emotional Rollercoaster Today
00:10:32

Kristin's back from maternity leave! She's thrilled to be back in the studio with us, but she's also experiencing some sadness. 

She explains...

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Kristin's First EBuzz Post Maternity Leave + We Check In With Bart
00:06:59

Kristin's First EBuzz Post Maternity Leave + We Check In With Bart 

 

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Jun 14, 2021
We're ALL Back In Studio!
00:09:11

After a year of working from home, we have FINALLY returned to the studio! Plus, Kristin is back from maternity leave.

It feels like the first day of school all over again. So how is everyone adjusting? 

Listen...

 

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Jun 14, 2021
Davi's Pick Of the Week: If She Doesn't Cancel Her Show, Does That Mean She's Supporting Someone She Hates?
00:11:57

Davi's Pick Of the Week: If She Doesn't Cancel Her Show, Does That Mean She's Supporting Someone She Hates?

 

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Jun 13, 2021
Cassie's Pick Of The Week: Is This Woman The A*Hole For Suing Her Roommate Over Breakfast?
00:05:23

Cassie's Pick Of The Week: Is This Woman The A*Hole Fo rSuing Her Roommate Over Breakfast?

 

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Jun 13, 2021
Moe's Pick Of The Week: He's Heard A TON From You Guys About The Pod
00:05:49

Moe's Pick Of The Week: He's Heard A TON From You Guys About The Podcast

 

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Jun 13, 2021
Bert's Pick Of The Week: He Hates Stingrays + This Wife Has Been Having An Affair With Her Husband's BFF
00:06:36

Bert's Pick Of The Week: He Hates Stingrays + This Wife Has Been Having An Affair With Her Husband's BFF

 

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Jun 13, 2021
Weekly Top 10: He Won't Say "I Love You" Because He Thinks It's Too Mushy
00:06:35

Weekly Top 10: He Won't Say "I Love You" Because He Thinks It's Too Mushy

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Closure Call - Her Friend Went MIA
00:08:23

Weekly Top 10: Closure Call - Her Friend Went MIA

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10 - Ditch or Date: He Won't Pay For Her On Dates!
00:06:35

Ditch or Date: He Won't Pay For Her On Dates!

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Moe Almost Missed His Vacation Because Of This!
00:05:25

Weekly Top 10: Moe Almost Missed His Vacation Because Of This!

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Keity Ended Up FIFTH WHEEL On This Disaster Vacation!
00:06:00

Weekly Top 10: Keity Ended Up FIFTH WHEEL On This Disaster Vacation!

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: K.Lee Made A Social Mistake And His Wife Chewed Him Out!
00:05:35

Weekly Top 10: K.Lee Made A Social Mistake And His Wife Chewed Him Out!

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: He Doesn't Want His Daughter To Play With Dolls!
00:05:35

Weekly Top 10: He Doesn't Want His Daughter To Play With Dolls!

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Bert Might Have Found A House But There's Just One Problem...
00:06:59

Weekly Top 10: Bert Might Have Found A House But There's Just One Problem...

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Moe Is Getting A Better Handle On His Drinking Habits
00:06:49

Weekly Top 10: Moe Is Getting A Better Handle On His Drinking Habits

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Weekly Top 10: She's The Side Chick But Wants To Tell His Girlfriend Everything!
00:05:39

Weekly Top 10: She's The Side Chick But Wants To Tell His Girlfriend Everything!

 

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Jun 12, 2021
Full Show: June 11, 2021
01:59:10

Full Show: June 11, 2021

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Can Bert Convince Moe To Reevaluate His Blocked List?
00:09:26

Out of everyone on the show, Moe has the highest number of people blocked on social media. When he first started on the show, some comments from listeners rubbed him the wrong way. So what did he do? Block them!

Bert doesn't think some of the listeners deserved to be blocked. So he's asking Moe to re-evaluate his list. But Moe knows for certain that those people deserved to be blocked.

Listen...

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Today's Bittersweet For Us And Cassiday
00:08:03

Today's Bittersweet For Us And Cassiday

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Her Boyfriend Won't Seek Help For This...And It's Starting To Affect Their Relationship
00:11:01

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

For the last three years, her relationship has been great. Their discussing marriage, but there's one thing that's bothering her. Her boyfriend struggles with E.D.

It's starting to affect their relationship, and he refuses to seek help. So what can she do to help him?

 

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Jun 11, 2021
She Had The Perfect Kiss...With Another Man! 
00:09:42

Uh-oh, our listener messed up BAD! She was out on a business trip, and she connected with a man. The two had a very romantic kiss.

Here's the problem: She's MARRIED to someone else!

She feels guilty and swears the kiss meant nothing. Should she tell her husband what happened?

 

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Jun 11, 2021
We Can't Believe Weight Watchers Added This To Their Program
00:05:31

We Can't Believe Weight Watchers Added This To Their Program

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Listen To Ryan Lill's "Words of Wisdom" Song For The Class Of 2021
00:11:58

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes. We tested his skills, and he BLEW us away. So now we have a new challenge for him. 

It's officially graduation season, which means millions of people are preparing for the next chapter in their life. So what advice would you give the class of 2021? 

Ryan's going to take your advice and turn it into a song! 

 

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Jun 11, 2021
It's Official: We're ALL Returning To The Studio Next Week! 
00:07:08

For the last year, we've been doing the show from the comfort of our homes. But Monday, that's all about to change.

Monday, we are ALL returning to the studio. Yes, this includes Kristin, who is returning from her maternity leave.

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 1: She Wants To Invite Her Evil Mother-In-Law On A Bonding Trip?!
00:05:21

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Patricia and her mother-in-law have NEVER been on good terms. It's been five years, and she wants to change their relationship.

Her family has planned a trip, and she wants to invite her mother-in-law. She hopes that this trip will bring them closer. But is her mother-in-law willing to go on this trip?

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 2: She Wants To Invite Her Evil Mother-In-Law On A Bonding Trip?!
00:12:48

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Patricia and her mother-in-law have NEVER been on good terms. It's been five years, and she wants to change their relationship.

Her family has planned a trip, and she wants to invite her mother-in-law. She hopes that this trip will bring them closer. But is her mother-in-law willing to go on this trip?

 

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Is This Server Wrong For Getting Revenge On A Bunch Of Kids?
00:07:31

We get it rude customers are the WORST, especially if you work in the service industry. So have you ever gotten revenge on them?

In this case, she got revenge on a bunch of kids. The kids were running and screaming in the restaurant. Their mothers didn't seem to take so she took matters into her own hands.

Here's what happened...

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Cassiday's Worried About Traveling Alone With A Toddler
00:05:56

Cassiday and her husband have an upcoming trip planned, but he's leaving a few days before her. So she's going to travel alone with her toddler for the first time. She's not looking forward to this and doesn't know what to expect. Any advice?

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Her Husband Refuses To Let Her Hang Out With Attractive Men
00:07:13

We've heard from women that refuse to let their husbands work with attractive women. But are there men out there that feel the same way about their wives'?

In this case, the answer is yes. She hasn't seen her male best friend in THREE YEARS because her husband is against their friendship.

He believes that if two attractive people hang out, someone is will eventually make a move on the other person.

But her best friend is the reason why she's with her husband today. So what can she say to convince her husband their friendship is platonic?

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Bert Explains Why He Dislikes Loki
00:05:48

Bert Explains Why He Dislikes Loki

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Her Mom Is Pressuring Her Sister To Date A Boy For All The Wrong Reasons
00:05:54

Her mom is pressuring her younger sister to date a boy that goes to their church. He seems like a nice boy and does well in school. But those aren't the reasons why her mom wants the two to date.

Her mom wants her to date him because he comes from money. She's annoyed and is considering telling her sister about their mom's motives. Should she?

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Update: K. Lee Received A Suspicious Package...And Now He Has Some Explaining To Do 
00:05:45

K. Lee received a mysterious package at his home addressed to him. He opened the package and found a piece of jewelry from Pandora. His wife didn't order it, so who did?

 

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Jun 11, 2021
Full Show: June 10, 2021
01:59:18

Full Show: June 10, 2021

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Bert Explains Why He Hates Stingrays + He Caught His Wife Cheating With His Best Friend! 
00:06:34

He just found out through Snapchat that his wife has been having an affair...with his best friend! He confronted his wife, and she blamed him for working too much. Then he got into a FIGHT with his best friend.

But before we get into that, Bert has some explaining to do. He dislikes stingrays, and he's going to tell us why.

 

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Jun 10, 2021
This Celeb Admits She Hates Being On Camera + We Discuss Our Return To The Studio
00:09:19

This Celeb Admits She Hates Being On Camera + We Discuss Our Return To The Studio

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Moe Thought He Could Win This Challenge, But He Was Wrong!
00:08:53

Moe has been very transparent about his struggles with drinking. Recently he had a HUGE wakeup call that changed the way he looks at drinking.

So he took a break from drinking, but he had a setback during his vacation. A stranger challenged him to a shot off, and he accepted it. But he quickly regretted it.

 

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Jun 10, 2021
War Of The Roses Update: She's Worried Her Husband Is Having An Affair With Their Wedding Planner
00:12:40

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

Her marriage has been tough since the beginning, and she thinks it has everything to do with their wedding planner. During the planning process, her husband was very involved and had one-on-one meetings with their wedding planner. She suspected that something more was going on, but after the wedding, she dropped it.

Recently she found a lotion - that only the wedding planner used - in her husband's car. Now her fears of him cheating have returned.

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Bert Has A Few Questions About The Royal Family
00:05:50

Bert Has A Few Questions About The Royal Family 

 

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Jun 10, 2021
What Advice Would You Give The Class Of 2021?
00:12:13

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes. We tested his skills, and he BLEW us away. So now we have a new challenge for him. 

It's officially graduation season, which means millions of people are preparing for the next chapter in their life. So what advice would you give the class of 2021? 

Ryan's going to take your advice and turn it into a song tomorrow! 

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Update: Bert Found The Perfect House...But There's One Problem
00:07:17

Bert and his fiancée have been house hunting for the last few months. It's been tough, but he thinks they finally might have found the perfect house.

Here's the thing: The neighbor has a dirt track in their yard, and Bert's worried about it becoming a problem.

K. Lee offered to go out there and interview the neighbors to see if it was a problem. So what did he find out?

 

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Jun 10, 2021
A Listener Called Out Bert For Being An Irresponsible Parent
00:10:01

Bert ran into a few problems during his vacation and was separated from his family for a day. During that time, he asked his son to step up and help out. He was so proud of his son that he posted their text exchange on Instagram.

In the message, his son used a curse word. A listener saw this and immediately called out Bert for being an irresponsible parent.

Here is Bert's response...

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Bert And Davi Share How They're Adjusting To Greeting People During This Pandemic
00:05:26

Bert And Davi Share How They're Adjusting To Greeting People During This Pandemic

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Is It True That Men Do This With Their Underwear?!
00:05:17

A guy tweeted that men wear their underwear multiple times before washing them. Since posting this, the tweet has gone viral with responses. 

So we're asking the men of the show...is this true? 

 

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Jun 10, 2021
She Reconnected With Her Husband, But She's In Love With Someone Else!
00:05:33

A few years ago, she and her husband separated. They moved away from one another and started dating new people. But when it was time for her to file for divorce, she was hesitant.

So the two decided to end their relationship and give their marriage a second chance. But she's still in love with her ex.

So what does she do?!

 

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Suing Her Roommate Over Breakfast?
00:05:24

Cassie’s been in DEEP on the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: Her roommate cooked her breakfast one day that included bacon. But her roommate didn't tell her it was fake bacon. She's allergic to soy and had a severe reaction.

She filed a complaint with the police for food tampering and sued her roommate for her medical bills.

Is she an a*hole?

 

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Jun 10, 2021
What Laws Would You Pass In Your Perfect World?
00:06:20

If you could make one of these two things illegal, which would you choose: Robocalls...or junk mail. Tough choice, right? Someone online asked for the worst things that are legal. And those were two big ones people agreed with.

So if you had your own land, what laws would you pass?

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Kanye West Is Dating Someone New, But We're Not Sure It Will Last Long
00:05:48

Kanye West Is Dating Someone New, But We're Not Sure It Will Last Long  

 

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Jun 10, 2021
K. Lee Received A Suspicious Package...And Now He Has Some Explaining To Do 
00:05:59

K. Lee received a mysterious package at his home addressed to him. He opened the package and found a piece of jewelry from Pandora. His wife didn't order it, so who did?

He did some research and found out this...

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Should She Confront Her Sister For Lying To Her About Her Husband's Death?
00:06:44

Five years ago, her sister's husband passed away. She told her that she did everything possible to try and save him, but that's not what really happened.

She knows the truth, and now she's considering confronting her sister about it. Their relationship has been rocky for years, and this conversation could make it worse. So what should she do?

 

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Jun 10, 2021
Full Show: June 9, 2021
01:57:34

Full Show: June 9, 2021

 

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Jun 09, 2021
K. Lee Knows Firsthand How Exhausted Kristin And Bart Are 
00:05:14

Kristin has been out on maternity leave for the last few months, and we can't wait for her return on Monday. We're so excited to hear her stories about motherhood. But there's one Bert Show member that can give us insight into Kristin's husband's experience so far. 

Here's what K. Lee had to say...

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Cassie's Friend Went Off On Her For Telling The Truth?! 
00:05:14

Bert always says that 100% honest in any type of relationship is not good. And now Cassie is learning this lesson the hard way. She told her friend the truth about how she was handling a situation. Her friend didn't take it well...and now she's PISSED.

Here's what went down...

 

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Jun 09, 2021
One Of Us Still Has Beef With Gwyneth Paltrow
00:06:19

One Of Us Still Has Beef With Gwyneth Paltrow

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Should She Help Her Cousin With Her Wedding Even Though She's Not Invited? 
00:05:46

Our Intern Caitlin has been helping her cousin prepare for her wedding. They've been close for years, so she didn't second guess helping her. 

Here's the problem: She's NOT invited to the wedding! 

Should she continue helping her or not?

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Who's Banned Their Husband From Working With Attractive Women? 
00:08:22

Our listener suspects her husband is cheating with their attractive wedding planner. He was too hands on during their wedding planning, and she thinks it's because their planner is attractive. 

So ladies we want to know...have you ever banned your partner from working with attractive people? 

 

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Jun 09, 2021
War Of The Roses: She's Worried Her Husband Is Having An Affair With Their Wedding Planner
00:06:44

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

Her marriage has been tough since the beginning, and she thinks it has everything to do with their wedding planner. During the planning process, her husband was very involved and had one-on-one meetings with their wedding planner. She suspected that something more was going on, but after the wedding, she dropped it.

Recently she found a lotion - that only the wedding planner used - in her husband's car. Now her fears of him cheating have returned.

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Moe Shares His Thoughts On Teyana Taylor's Accomplishment
00:05:27

Moe Shares His Thoughts On Teyana Taylor's Accomplishment 

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Her BFF Randomly Stopped Returning Her Calls, And We Know Why
00:08:01

Since Nicole's engagement, she hasn't heard anything from her best friend. They've been close for the last five years. So why isn't her friend returning her calls?

We reached out to her friend for answers, and let's just say it she's not going to like what she has to say.

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Moe Was Shocked By The Amount Of Support His Latest Podcast Episode Received
00:05:50

If you haven't heard, Moe has a podcast – “In The Moement”- and the last episode was a hit! Bert joined him to discuss a variety of topics.

At the time, Moe didn't realize how impactful the episode was going to be. But since the release, there's been an outpouring of support from listeners.

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Bert Found The Perfect House...But There's One Problem
00:06:46

Bert and his fiancée have been house hunting for the last few months. It's been tough, but he thinks they finally might have found the perfect house.

Here's the thing: The neighbor has a dirt track in their yard, and Bert's worried about it becoming a problem.

He's considering asking the owner how often they use the track, but he's not sure if that's a good idea. What should he do?

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Should You Tip Online Retail Workers?
00:08:24

If you didn't know, Davi and Cassie have their own podcast - "Broadly Speaking." In the latest episode, Cassie discussed something strange she noticed when she was buying clothes online. 

At the end of her purchase, she was asked if she wanted to tip the workers. It rubbed her the wrong way, but then she started to feel guilty about not tipping.

So now we're wondering, should you tip online retail workers? 

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Bert Has A Custom Suit From Conan O'Brien?!
00:05:23

Bert Has A Custom Suit From Conan O'Brien?!

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Is It Weird To Reserve Dates For Your Future Partner?
00:06:15

Are you normal? Probably not. But go ahead and tell us what you do that you’re wondering if it’s normal or not. We promise we won’t judge. Well, maybe we will, but we mean it in the nicest way possible.

Keity has special dates planned that she's reserving for someone special. When she meets someone new, she takes them on basic dates until she knows they're the one.

She compared it to Drake's closet full of Birkin bags he's reserving for his future wife. But we don't think the two are the same.

 

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Jun 09, 2021
She's Tired Of Being His Side Chick...And Now She Wants To Expose Him
00:05:31

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

For the last year, she's been dating a man who's in a relationship with someone else! She's known him for YEARS, and she expected him to eave his girlfriend for her. But he hasn't!

He's become distant, and she's tired of being the side chick. Now she's considering telling his girlfriend about their affair.

Is this a bad idea?

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Bert's Internal Debate: Is It Fair To Ask A Plane Full Of People To Avoid Eating This?
00:06:14

On Bert's recent trip, the flight attendant asked everyone to avoid eating peanuts because someone on the plane was allergic. This announcement sparked an internal debate in Bert's mind.

He started to wonder why people would have to limit what they eat because of someone else. But at the same time, he understood the request.

He explains...

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: He's Suing A Stripper For A Refund?!
00:05:45

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: Robert Wallace is seeking a $3,000 refund from an exotic dancer. He claims he gave it to her as a loan, but she says she never takes loans.  

Here’s Davi’s A*hole of the Week.

 

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Jun 09, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Chris Harrison's Exit From The "Bachelor"
00:05:32

We Share Our Thoughts On Chris Harrison's Exit From The "Bachelor"

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Moe Can't Believe This Celeb Acknowledged His Astrology Video
00:05:21

If you’ve listened to the show for a while, you know Moe does these great comedy videos where he roasts different astrological signs. His latest video was about Taurus and it went viral!

All of his friend were texting him because a well known celeb commented on his video, but she wasn't happy with what Moe had to say.

Here's what happened...

 

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Jun 09, 2021
He Refuses To Let His Daughter Play With Dolls Because Of This 
00:05:27

Cassie's friend grew up with American Girl dolls, and she wants the same for her daughter. She believes these dolls are a good way for her daughter to learn American history.

BUT her husband is against the dolls. He thinks they send a bad message and feed into unhealthy gender stereotypes.

Is he right about these dolls?

 

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Jun 09, 2021
Full Show: June 8, 2021
01:59:59

Full Show: June 8, 2021

 

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Jun 08, 2021
She Got Into A Huge Fight With Her Brother...And Now Her Parents Want Them To Seek Counseling
00:05:23

Our producer Christian and her brother got into a HUGE fight recently. And now her parents want them to go to family counseling. But Christian doesn't think she should have to go. 

 

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Jun 08, 2021
She Made The Worst Impression On Her Boyfriend's Parents...Now What?
00:05:12

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

She met her boyfriend's parents for the first time and made the WORST first impression. She and her boyfriend got into a HUGE fight in front of his parents. 

Now she's not what to do next. Should she try to make a recovery or bail? 

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Davi Shares Her Excitement For Taraji P. Henson Landing A Role In "Annie Live"
00:06:10

Davi Shares Her Excitement For Taraji P. Henson Landing A Role In "Annie Live"

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Should She Tell Her Friend How She *Really* Feels About Her Kid?
00:07:55

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Her friend has a 5-year-old son that acts out in public. He's constantly misbehaving, and her friend doesn't do anything about it. His behavior is so bad that their friend group has stopped inviting her to events.

She feels guilty about avoiding her friend and isn't sure what to do. Should she come clean and tell her the truth?

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Is Bert An A*Hole For Doing This In The Parking Lot?
00:06:07

Every day Bert parks in the same spot for work, and this day was no different. But as he was leaving the station, a car tried to rush him out of his parking spot.

They weren't patiently waiting, so what did Bert do? He turned off his car and signaled them to find parking else were.

He knows he was an a*hole in this situation, but he wants to know who was the BIGGER a*hole. Was it him or the impatient driver?

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Cassie Owes Bert An Apology
00:05:45

If you haven’t heard the good news, Bert is getting married! He’s been going back and forth with the idea of eloping. So he posted a poll to get people’s thoughts.

Cassie said that if the poll was generic, he wouldn't get the same results. After doing some research, she was wrong. And now she owes Bert an apology. 


 

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Jun 08, 2021
Davi's Between Taking A Stance And Performing At Her Dream Venue
00:11:59

Davi is preparing for her comedy tour this summer, but she's facing a moral dilemma. One of the venues she's performing at has booked a show with Louis C.K.

Because of this, fans are reaching out to Davi, saying they're taking a stance against the venue and won't attend her show. 

Now Davi's feeling conflicted. She's always dreamt of performing at this venue. But at the same time, she wants to stand in solidarity with these women. 

What should she do? 

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Bert Just Called Out Davi And Moe For Not Knowing This 
00:06:35

Bert Just Called Out Davi And Moe For Not Knowing This 

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Moe Can't Believe His Song Will Be Featured On This TV Series
00:06:54

Moe has always loved making music. When he was younger, he worked for a MAJOR record label. His job was to help other artists write music. Unfortunately, he never got a chance to highlight his own music.

But now he's received a HUGE opportunity. His song with his partner was selected to be featured on a big TV series.

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Ryan Lill's 7 Minute Song PT 1: She Caught Her Ex Having An Affair With Their Kid's Daycare Teacher! 
00:09:10

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes. We tested his skills and he BLEW us away.

So today, he's back! For this song request, a listener wants to call out her child's father for having an affair with their kid's daycare teacher!

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Ryan Lill's 7 Minute Song PT 2: She Caught Her Ex Having An Affair With Their Kid's Daycare Teacher! 
00:06:13

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes. Last week, we tested his skills and he BLEW us away.

So today, he's back! For this song request, a listener wants to call out her child's father for having an affair with their kid's daycare teacher!

 

Check out more from Ryan below:

INSTAGRAM | TWITTER | WEBSITE

 

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Jun 08, 2021
One Of Us Is Having A Hard Time Understanding Robert Kraft's Connection To These Rappers
00:06:34

One Of Us Is Having A Hard Time Understanding Robert Kraft's Connection To These Rappers

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Moe Had A HUGE Wakeup Call...And Now He's Ready To Make This Change
00:06:48

Just like Bert, Moe participated in the 30-day no-drinking challenge. He completed the challenge, but he resumed his poor drinking habits afterward.

He opened up about making a change in his life. But the importance of making this change didn't hit him until he recorded his latest podcast episode with Bert.

The audio was unbearable for him to hear, but now he's ready to make a change.

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Ditch Or Date: He's Never Offered To Pay For Their Dates...Is That A Red Flag? 
00:06:27

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

A few weeks ago, she started dating someone new, and their dates have been great. But he's never offered to pay for their dates.

Out of the dates they've been on, she's paid the bill twice, and the rest was split evenly. Is this a red flag?

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Davi Conquered One Of Her Biggest Fears
00:05:22

During vacation, Davi went to a hatched throwing bar, and she was TERRIFIED. In the past, she's either hurt herself or put others in danger by doing simple things like bowling.

So she was worried that she might hurt someone while throwing hatchets. But she conquered her fear, and it was the GREATEST feeling ever!

 

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Jun 08, 2021
She's Questioning Her Boyfriend's Love For Her Because He Refuses To Do This
00:06:47

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Her love language is words of affirmation, but her boyfriend refuses to say the words “I love you.” So she confronted him about it, and he says it's too "mushy."

Now, she's questioning his love for her. Is this a red flag?

 

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Jun 08, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Khloe Kardashian's Plastic Bottle Rant
00:05:17

We Share Our Thoughts On Khloe Kardashian's Plastic Bottle Rant 

 

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Jun 08, 2021
Is K. Lee Wrong For Not Offering To Pay His Family's Dinner Tab?
00:05:25

Yep, you guessed it. K. Lee's in the hot seat AGAIN with his wife. But this time, he doesn't think he did anything wrong.

His father-in-law offered to take them out to dinner. So when the bill came, K. Lee didn't reach for his wallet. He knew he wasn't paying the bill, but his wife still wanted him to make the gesture.

So is K. Lee wrong in this situation?

 

 

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Jun 08, 2021
PT 3: She's Being Forced To Spend A Week With The Mother-In-Law From Hell
00:05:41

Our listener is looking for some support. She’s about to spend five days with the mother-in-law from hell! Since the day they met, they have bumped heads.

Her husband is OVER IT, so he booked a trip for both of them. They’re being forced to spend a week together.

Her husband hopes this trip will be good for them, but she’s worried it will be terrible.

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Full Show: June 7, 2021
01:54:18

Full Show: June 7, 2021

 

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Jun 07, 2021
If You're Traveling, Bert Has A Warning For You...
00:05:38

Similar to Moe's story, Bert's vacation was almost ruined too! He wasn't aware he needed to provide an negative CVOID test before traveling and it cost him a few missed days of vacation with his family.

Here's what happened...

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Bert's Having A Hard Time Focusing Because His Dog Just Did This
00:05:19

Bert's Having A Hard Time Focusing Because His Dog Just This

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Davi Can't Believe A Gym Kicked Her Out Over This
00:05:09

Davi just wanted to work out during her vacation, but she was KICKED OUT of the gym! Why? Because she was wearing a crop top!


 

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Jun 07, 2021
Should She Reconnect With Her Estranged Father Before It's Too Late?
00:07:19

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Our listener and her dad haven't spent time together in YEARS. Growing up, he wasn't the best father, and it affected their relationship. However, her dad is really sick, and her brother wants her to reach out to him.

Should she reach out to her dad before it's too late?

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Update: She Just Found Out Her Roommate Has Feelings For Her
00:05:29

A good guy friend of hers is about to become her roommate this weekend. This will be a HUGE help because she needs someone to split the rent with.

Here's the problem: she just found out that he has feelings for her. But the feelings aren't mutual.

Is she making a mistake by letting him move in with her?

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Bert Has A Theory On Why Mariah Carey Dumped Jay-Z's Roc Nation
00:05:19

Bert Has A Theory On Why Mariah Carey Dumped Jay-Z's Roc Nation

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 1: Can We Score Her A Date With Her Son's Principal?
00:06:47

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Remember our listener, Casey? She has a crush on her son's principal and needed our help inviting him to her son's graduation party

He attended the party, and now she wants to ask him out on a date. So today, we're doing a live Texting Tutor to help her land that date.

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 2: Can We Score Her A Date With Her Son's Principal?
00:12:14

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Remember our listener, Casey? She has a crush on her son's principal and needed our help inviting him to her son's graduation party

He attended the party, and now she wants to ask him out on a date. So today, we're doing a live Texting Tutor to help her land that date.

 

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Jun 07, 2021
We Can't Wait To See These Artists At Music Midtown 
00:06:19

If you haven't heard the news, the Music Midtown lineup has been announced. This is the first time in a while that we are all super excited to see the artist listed.

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Is Jennifer Lopez Preparing To Move Closer To Ben Affleck?
00:05:53

Is Jennifer Lopez Preparing To Move Closer To Ben Affleck? 

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Bert FINALLY Caught A Marlin!
00:15:31

Bert has been trying for THIRTY YEARS – and has probably spent THOUSANDS – trying to catch a marlin. He's always has failed to catch one. So on his latest fishing trip, he had low expectations.

But that didn't stop him from spending HOURS at sea to attempt to catch a marlin. And finally, it happened! Bert successfully caught a marlin!

 

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Moe's Vacation Almost Turned Into A Disaster
00:05:12

Moe was fully prepared to go to Aruba, or so he thought. Before arriving at the airport, Moe asked his group several times if they needed any paperwork before getting on the flight.

They told him he didn't need anything. But when he arrived at the airport, he was told otherwise.

His trip was on the verge of being RUINED, but thankfully Moe found a quick solution.

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Update: Is He Making A Mistake By Letting His Son's Friends Join Their Vacation?
00:05:15

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Our listener and his wife rented out a house for Memorial Day weekend. The house is very spacious, so they let their teenage son invite some of his friends.

Here's the thing: Two of the friends his son invited are girls. He didn't expect this to happen, and he doesn't know how to feel.

So how'd the trip go?

 

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Jun 07, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts About The Birth Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle's Daughter
00:05:55

We Share Our Thoughts About The Birth Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle's Daughter

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Davi Has A Happy Memory Of Being Bullied As A Child?!
00:05:37

Over the weekend, Davi was reading an article out of Poland. The story was so funny that it made Davi remember when she used to get bullied for being Polish.

It's not a sad memory wither. Surprisingly, the memory makes Davi happy.

She explains...

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Update: Keity's Trip To Protect Her Friend Isn't Going As Planned
00:05:44

Our Producer Keity was supposed to take a trip to back up her best friend, who is visiting a guy she's never met in person before. Another one of her friends decided to join her, but now things have taken a turn for the worse.

Her second friend invited her boyfriend on the trip! Now Keity is stuck being the fifth wheel.

Is there a silver lining to this trip?

 

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Jun 07, 2021
Full Show: June 4, 2021
01:54:19

Full Show: June 4, 2021

 

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Jun 04, 2021
If You Plan On Riding An E-Bike Soon, Listen To Bert's Cautionary Tale
00:08:07

Bert and his fiancée Tiffany took a mini trip to Asheville for the weekend. The two didn't have a lot planned, but Cassie recommended they book an experience through Airbnb.

So Bert booked a sunset e-bike ride. The ride got off to a rocky start because Bert and Tiffany forgot to do one simple thing.

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Is Financial Infidelity A Deal Breaker?
00:05:10

She and her husband haven't had any major problems for the last ten years. But the quickly changed when she found out he's been sending money to a woman he went to college with.

She doesn't think they're having an affair, but she's upset he hid this from her for YEARS.

Is this worth ended their marriage, or is she overreacting?

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Davi Tried To Be Like Bert, And It Backfired! 
00:05:31

Bert inspired Davi to become more of a minimalist, but it backfired!

A friend of hers gave her a card, and she threw it away after reading it. But her friend wanted confirmation that her husband signed the card. Davi lied, and everything went downhill from there.

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Can You Match The Podcast Review To The Bert Show Member? 
00:05:42

If you haven't heard yet, The Bert Show is on all podcasting platforms. Many of you have left us great reviews, and today we're reading them!

Cassie's going to read a review, and we have to guess which Bert Show member it belongs to.

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 1: She Wants To Date Her Ex's Boss!
00:05:19

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem...especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Holly and her husband got a divorce and then he started dating her good friend! (Yep, you guessed it...she's no longer a "good friend.")

Holly's ready to get back into the dating game, and the thing is, she always had chemistry with her ex's boss & NEVER acted on it...until now.

Can we help her land a date with her ex's boss? It's half-revenge, half-legit attraction in this week's Texting Tutor!

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 2: She Wants To Date Her Ex's Boss!
00:12:22

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem...especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Holly and her husband got a divorce and then he started dating her good friend! (Yep, you guessed it...she's no longer a "good friend.")

Holly's ready to get back into the dating game, and the thing is, she always had chemistry with her ex's boss & NEVER acted on it...until now.

Can we help her land a date with her ex's boss? It's half-revenge, half-legit attraction in this week's Texting Tutor!

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Keity Opens Up About Her Sexuality
00:08:16

For years, Keity has considered herself as bisexual. As she started to grow and learn more about herself, she realized that it was a lie.

Deep down, she was suppressing her true feelings while forcing other feelings.

Now Keity's ready to accept her true sexuality...

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Cassie And Her Husband Are In The Middle Of A Parenting Showdown! 
00:05:06

Are you secretly in a parenting competition with your partner? If so, you're not alone. Cassie and her husband at in the middle of a parenting showdown!

Daily they keep a tally of who is being the better parent. Whoever wins gets a weekend of rest.

Sounds awesome, right?

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Cassie Has A New Conspiracy Theory About The Government And UFOs
00:05:28

Cassie knows this is going to sound like a strange conspiracy theory, but hear her out. You've heard the reports from the Pentagon about UFOs, right? 

They've confirmed sightings of objects " not made on this Earth." Then they created a task force to investigate UFO sightings. 

These stories and more have lead Cassie to believe that the government is about to drop a MAJOR bombshell on us.

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Moe Claims This Is His Superpower...But We're Starting To Doubt Him
00:10:26

Moe thinks he has a superpower: he can tell what your Zodiac sign just based off THREE simple questions (and no, one of them ISN’T your birthday.)

So today, we're testing him...again.

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Who's Willing To Admit They Don't Like Their Kids?
00:05:47

Parents, you love your kids, but was there a time when you didn't like them? If so, did you make it known to your child?

In this case, this father doesn't like his son's personality. For YEARS he's tried to fake his feelings for his son, but he can't get over his real feelings.

Are there any other parents who have experienced this?

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Round 3: Moe's Black Culture Quiz With A Twist!
00:07:45

Round 3: Moe's Black Culture Quiz With A Twist!

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Texting Translator: Is Her Boss Trying To Make A Move On Her?
00:09:04

Her boss has never been inappropriate, but their recent text exchange has left her confused. He praised her after a work presentation and offered to take her out for drinks.

She thinks he's trying to make move on her. Is she right, or is she overreacting?

 

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Jun 04, 2021
The Bond Moe's Mom Has With Her BFF Has Him Questioning His Friends  
00:05:08

We all have our number one best friend. You know the person that will ALWAYS have your back no matter what.

Well, Moe's mom has a BFF that goes above and beyond for her, and now he's questioning his own friendships.

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Is Hallucinating While You're Drunk A Thing? 
00:07:21

Our listener has been drinking a lot lately, and she thinks it's causing her to hallucinate. Multiple times, she saw her boyfriend PEEING on the floor! When she confronted him, he said that he never peed on the floor.

Is drunk hallucinating a thing?

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Kendall Jenner's Interview About Her Anxiety Hit Close To Home For Davi
00:07:48

In a recent interview with Vogue, Kendall Jenner opened up about her anxiety. This interview hit close to home for Davi, who has also struggled with anxiety for most of her life.

 

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Jun 04, 2021
Full Show: June 3, 2021
01:53:34

Full Show: June 3, 2021

 

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Jun 03, 2021
This Might Have Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Davi's Life
00:08:18

You're hanging out with friends, and you all are out eating pizza. You notice that one of your friends has what looks to be sauce on her lip. Being the good friend that you are, you tell her.

Her response: "You a*hole, it's a cold sore." But you had NO IDEA, and now you're super embarrassed. What do you say afterward?

This exact thing happened to Davi, and it was the most embarrassing moment of her life.

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Bert Is Starting To Doubt His Wedding Plans
00:08:43

If you haven't heard the good news, Bert's getting married! He’s super excited about this next chapter in his life, but he's feeling conflicted.

He wants to run off and get married in a courthouse. But at the same time, he doesn't want to deprive Tiffany of a real wedding.

What should he do?

 

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Jun 03, 2021
PT 1: Ryan Lill Proves He Can Write A Song About ANYTHING On The Spot
00:08:22

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes.

Today, we tested his skills and he BLEW us away!

Check out more from him below:

INSTAGRAM | TWITTER | WEBSITE

 

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Jun 03, 2021
PT 2: Ryan Lill Proves He Can Write A Song About ANYTHING On The Spot
00:10:40

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes.

Today, we tested his skills and he BLEW us away!

Check out more from him below:

INSTAGRAM | TWITTER | WEBSITE

 

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Jun 03, 2021
When Your Friends Get A Divorce...Do You Have To Take Sides?
00:05:16

Divorce is something you want to see your friend go through. But what do you do when you're friends with BOTH people? Are you supposed to be loyal to one side over the other?

In K. Lee's case, he's having a hard time deciding what to do. His wife thinks it would be weird for him to stay friends with the guy when she's friends with the woman.

So what does he do?

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Who's Willing To Admit They Don't Like Their Kids?
00:11:38

Parents, you love your kids, but was there a time when you didn't like them? If so, did you make it known to your child?

In this case, this father doesn't like his son's personality. For YEARS he's tried to fake his feelings for his son, but he can't get over his real feelings.

Are there any other parents who have experienced this?

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Is This A Red Flag? The Guy She Dating Has No Friends
00:05:54

Our Producer Keity's friend has been dating a guy for the last three months, and he's great. They get along well, but she's worried about one thing - he has no friends.

Is this a red flag?

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Bert Almost Died This Morning
00:09:51

The first few minutes of Bert's morning was ROUGH! He's used to taking multiple supplements at once, but this morning two of them got stuck! For a moment, Bert saw his life flash before his eyes.

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Davi Mooned A Highway...And Then This Happened
00:05:20

Davi's husband was excited to book his first show since the pandemic started. He asked her to join him, but she decided to hang out with her friends.

She and her friends got lit, and they ended up MOONING the highway! Immediately after, Davi got a notification that she was tagged in a video.

She just knew that someone had spotted her butt. But this is what really happened...

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Round 2: Moe's Black Culture Quiz With A Twist!
00:11:47

Producer Romeo, tested our U.S. History knowledge with a citizenship quiz. We all FAILED except for Cassie. And today, thanks to a listener's request, we're doing another quiz.

Moe is going to give us the Black Culture Quiz.

 

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Jun 03, 2021
She Accidentally Spilled The Beans About A Major Family Secret
00:08:00

Our listener's niece was questioned why she doesn't look like her siblings. She explained to her it's because they have different fathers.

Here's the thing: Her niece had NO CLUE she had a different father.

When her sister found out what she did, she was PISSED. But our listener had no idea it was a family secret.

Now her sister REFUSES to speak to her. What does she do?!

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Cassiday Blocked A Family Member After He Criticized Her Parenting Skills
00:06:47

Cassiday and her husband love to watch "RuPaul's Drag Race." So one day, she posted a video of her son three-year-old using the RuPaul filter.

Her cousin commented with a sad emoji and said," I hope you realize you're programming him to become a drag queen in the future."

She didn't want to waste her energy arguing with him, so she blocked him.

 

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Jun 03, 2021
These Celebrities Aren't As Nice As You Think They Are
00:05:51

You met a celebrity, and you were so excited, but they were awful! Who was it?

We're about to ruin a lot of celebrities for a lot of people...like Ludacris, Charles Barkley, and...JAKE GYLLENHAAL.

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Moe's Chances To Interview A Legendary Record Producer Was Ruined Because Of This
00:07:02

For WEEKS, Moe has been preparing to interview Irv Gotti. Irv is the CEO and co-founder of Murder Inc. He's worked with several artists, including Ashanti. So this interview was definitely a BIG deal for Moe.

But unfortunately, the interview was canceled because of some backlash Irv is currently receiving.

 

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Jun 03, 2021
Full Show: June 2, 2021
01:49:14

Full Show: June 2, 2021

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Moe Almost Fought His Neighbor Over This
00:07:56

You're walking to your mailbox, and you see your neighbor walking through the doorway. You choose to set aside to let them through, and you feel them rudely bump into you. How do you react?

In Moe's case, he tried to keep his cool, but it didn't work. He tracked down his neighbor and confronted him!

Here's what went down...

 

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Jun 02, 2021
One Bert Show Member's Mom Constantly Judges Her Parenting Skills, And She's Over It
00:06:11

Cassiday loves her mom and is thankful that she is able to help out with her kid. But there are some things that her mother does that bother her.

For starters, she's over her mom judging her about her parenting skills. She explains...

 

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Jun 02, 2021
This Bridesmaid Tried To Steal The Bride's Wedding Sparkle! 
00:06:05

Due to some unforeseen circumstances, she had to postpone her wedding three weeks before the original date. Two weeks prior, her bridesmaids reached out to let her know she was getting married too.

Here's the problem: her bridesmaid's wedding was scheduled to be on the same day as hers before she postponed the wedding!

Then things got worse after she attended her bridesmaid wedding. Now she's wondering if she should uninvite her to her wedding.

 

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Jun 02, 2021
TikTok Banned Davi's Video For Being Too Dangerous?!
00:06:15

If you didn't know, Davi has an awesome TikTok account that uses all the time. Her latest video went viral within hours, but it was BANNED for being "too dangerous."

She explains why...

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Can You Guess Which Celebrity Had The Most Expensive Divorce?
00:05:56

First, it was Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos, and now Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced…after 27 years of marriage.

So today, we're playing a game. From Paul McCartney to Michael Jordan, can you guess which celebrity had the most expensive divorce?

 

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Jun 02, 2021
We Test Moe’s Improv Rapping Skills
00:06:01

Everyone knows how improv works, right? In theatre, someone throws out a person, place, or thing, and you have to turn it into an unplanned script.

Since Moe has a history of rapping, we’re putting Moe’s skills to the test. And we didn’t make it easy, either.

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Cassie Needs To Come Clean About Feeling Like She's Failing At Being A Mom
00:05:18

Balancing being a mom and working during this pandemic is tough. No one understands this more than Cassie.

She used to feel like she was failing at juggling work and being a mom. After sharing her story on Instagram, she realized that she is not alone.

Now she's embracing the reality of what being a "working mom" really looks like.

If you're going through this too, Cassie has a message for you:

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Is It Normal To Have A Backup Plan Just In Case Your Marriage Fails? 
00:05:29

Have you ever thought about what would happen if you and your partner split? Maybe even create a backup plan? It happened to our listener, and he's freaking out.

One night his wife told him everything about her backup plan if they get a divorce. She knows where she's going to move, what car she's going to buy, and even the men she would pursue.

Is this weird? Or is it normal to be happily married with a backup plan?

 

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Jun 02, 2021
This Caused A Fist Fight: Are Tootsie Rolls Made Of Chocolate?
00:05:49

Yesterday, K. Lee told us he got into a FIST FIGHT with his friend over a debate about if tootsie rolls are made of chocolate or not.

We were so fascinated by this that we need to get a definite answer. Are tootsie rolls really made of chocolate?

Here's what we found out:

 

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Jun 02, 2021
This Intrusive Thought Ruined Davi's Day
00:05:06

Have you ever had an intrusive thought that ruined the rest of your day? If so, you're not alone. It happened to Davi after she saw a meme about wet jeans.

The meme bothered her, but she didn't focus on it. Then, an intrusive thought crept into her head and made things worse.

 

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Jun 02, 2021
This Was The Greatest Text Kristin's Received 
00:03:26

Like many of you, we're ready for this pandemic to be over! Now that COVID vaccines have been released, there's hope that the spread will slow down soon.

So how would you feel if your family member let you know they got the vaccine? In Kristin's case, she was overjoyed!

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Is It Weird To Fantasize That You're Someone Else In The Bedroom?
00:06:30

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Have you ever fantasized that you were someone else during sex? If so, you're not alone. This listener has done this too, but he feels weird about it.

Is it weird to do this, or is it normal?

 

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Jun 02, 2021
If You're In Your 20s, You Should Definitely Listen To This
00:06:12

We all have regrets in life, and there are somethings we wished we knew sooner in life. Cassie knows this feeling all to well.

There's a list of thing she wished she knew when she was in her twenties. So today, we're all sharing the things we wished we knew sooner.

If you're in you're currently in your twenties, listen up!

 

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Jun 02, 2021
We Totally Failed Moe's Black Culture Quiz
00:07:40

Producer Romeo, tested our U.S. History knowledge with a citizenship quiz. We all FAILED except for Cassie. And today, thanks to a listener's request, we're doing another quiz.

Moe is going to give us the Black Culture Quiz. *Spoiler Alert* we ALL failed!

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Is Bert The Only One That Has These Thoughts When Things Are Going Right In Life?
00:06:45

Bert is in a GREAT place in life right now. He just got engaged, his kids are healthy, and his career is doing well. So why is he having morbid thoughts?

Because things are going so well, he can't help but feel that something bad is about to happen.

Is Bert the only person that experiences this?

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Only One Of Us Passed Romeo's U.S. Citizenship Quiz
00:10:56

When our Phone Screener Romeo presented the U.S. citizenship quiz to us, we thought it would be a breeze. Several questions later, we quickly realized we don't know that much about U.S. History.

All of us, except for one Bert Show member, failed the test. Can you guess who passed with flying colors?

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Full Show: June 1, 2021
01:55:58

Full Show: June 1, 2021

 

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Jun 01, 2021
This Helped Davi Get Over Her Hangover, And It Could Help You Too
00:07:26

It's been a while since Davi has gone out for drinks with friends. So this weekend she went out and had a good time. BUT she forgot that hangovers still exist.

It was a terrible feeling, but there's a list of things that helped her feel better.

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Bert And Moe Share Their Thoughts About Tiffany's Engagement Rings For Men
00:07:15

People have talked about men wearing engagement rings for years, but that "trend" has never really blown up.

But now, the most famous jewelry store in the world is about to validate it.

Tiffany & Co. is rolling out a brand new line of engagement rings for men this month.

They haven't said what the prices are going to be, but the pictures show the rings look more like men's wedding bands...just with a huge diamond embedded in them.

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Romeo's Having A Hard Time Finding The Right Therapist
00:05:43

Going to a therapist for the first time is nerve-racking. You’ve never opened up to a stranger before, and you’re wishing all goes well. But something is off.

In Romeo's case, he's struggling with finding the perfect therapist. He switched therapists after having a bad experience. And now he's worried that his new therapist is too young.

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Is This Family Taking Advantage Of Their Nanny?
00:07:27

Due to the pandemic, our listener was forced to find a new job. She decided to become a nanny in hopes that the job would be flexible with her schedule.

But the family she works for has started to increase her workload without paying her overtime.

She feels like she's being taken advantage of and doesn't know how to approach the situation. Any advice?

 

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Jun 01, 2021
How Cheugy Are You?
00:06:16

Have you heard of cheugy energy? It's a new term Gen-Z is using to describe millennials. It's is used to describe anything that is basic.

So what counts as cheugy? The show "Friends," home décor from Target adults who love Disney, and gender reveal parties fall under the cheugy category.

Want to know if you're cheugy? Take Cassie's quiz...

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Should He Tell His Girlfriend That Their Friends Caught Them In The Act?
00:05:39

He and his girlfriend were house-sitting for their friends, and they decided to let loose. One night things got heated, and they ended up doing it in the living room.

Here's the thing: there's camera's all over the house, which means their friends SAW EVERYTHING! His friend texted him confirming what they saw.

Now he's wondering if he should tell his girlfriend about this or not.

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Is Keity's Friend Wrong For Keeping An Expensive Gift From Her Ex?
00:05:27

You and you're boyfriend just called it quits after nearly six months of dating. He tells you that he sent a gift before your split that he can't cancel.

The gift arrives, and it's a very expensive pair of shoes you always wanted. Do you keep the gift or do you return it?

Our Producer Keity's friend is in this situation, and she doesn't know what to do. What would you do?

 

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Jun 01, 2021
How Do You Know When It's Time To Put Down Your Pet?
00:09:17

Our Producer Christian has a cat that's nearly 15-years-old. He's blind and struggles with find things around the house. She's worried about his quality of life and is considering putting him down.

When do you know it's the right time to put down your pet?

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Her Husband Spends Hours Watching Baseball, And It's Driving Her Crazy
00:07:32

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Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Her husband watches multiple baseball games a night, and it's driving her crazy! She rather he spends that time doing something with her. But she's not sure if this normal behavior in marriages or not.

How much time does your significant other spend on their hobbies every night?

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Cassie's Attempt To Help Moe Cleanse His Negative Energy Didn't Go As Planned 
00:07:50

Moe’s been experiencing a string of bad luck. From his Instagram getting hacked to an important interview being canceled, Moe can’t catch a break!

Well, Cassie wants to help! She has the perfect solution that can get him back on track with the universe.

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Bert Was Called Out For Being A Groomzilla?!
00:06:04

If you haven't heard the good news, Bert and Tiffany are getting married! He's super excited and can't wait to say, "I do."

However, he's confused about what type of wedding he wants to have, and his fiancée is starting to call him a groomzilla.

Is this even a thing?

 

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Jun 01, 2021
K. Lee's Wife Wants Another Kid...But He's Not 100% On Board With The Idea
00:14:12

K. Lee's wife has been talking about having another child, but he's not sure if he's ready for this. No, this wouldn't be their second child...it would be their fourth!

After the birth of their third child, his wife got his tubes tied. So if they have another child, they would like to adopt a child.

When his wife first mentioned it, he was against it. But now, he's starting to open up to the idea of adoption.

 

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Jun 01, 2021
What's The Right Way To Excuse Yourself From A Date You're Not Into?
00:10:50

It's your first date with someone, and within a few minutes, you can tell it's not going anywhere. Do you stay for the rest of the date? Or do you excuse yourself early?

Bert's friend was in this situation, and she left after an hour into the date. The guy was upset, but she doesn't think she did anything wrong.

So we're wondering, what's the right way to excuse yourself from a bad date?

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Is It Normal To Call Dibs On Items You'll Inherit From Family Members That Are Still Alive?  
00:09:02

Are you normal? Probably not. But go ahead and tell us what you do that you’re wondering if it’s normal or not. We promise we won’t judge. Well, maybe we will, but we mean it in the nicest way possible.

In this case, her brothers are calling dibs on items they'll inherit when their parents pass away.

Here's the thing: Their parents aren't old and are still in good health.

Is this a normal thing people do?

 

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Jun 01, 2021
Full Show: May 31, 2021
01:30:02

Full Show: May 31, 2021

 

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May 31, 2021
He Accidentally Sent This Woman $500...And Now She Refuses To Give It Back
00:05:45

Our listener thought he was sending a woman $50 for his festival ticket. What he didn't realize is that he accidentally sent her $500!

He tried everything to get in contact with her, but she's avoiding him. So what does he do?!

 

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May 31, 2021
Producer Romeo Gave His Graduation Speech To Chaos
00:08:23

Our Producer Romeo was asked to give a Commencement address at his University, Delaware State! We're SUPER proud of him and thought his speech was GREAT the first time he ran it by us, but when he gave it to his classmates...chaos ensued.

 

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May 31, 2021
Can She Be a Good Partner if her Relationship with her Daughter is Awful
00:09:05

Bert's friend is dating a woman that doesn't have the best relationship with her kids. After she got a divorce, her kids chose to live with her ex-husband.

Because of this, she cut off all communication with her children. This immediately raised a red flag for Bert's friend.

Can she be a good partner if she's not willing to maintain a good relationship with her kids?

 

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May 31, 2021
Davi Needs To Speak Out About The Abuse She's Seeing
00:05:36

Davi's been seeing abuse happen at restaurants, and as someone who used to be IN the industry (and at the receiving end of some of that abuse), she needs to speak out about it.

Especially after she saw a sign at one restaurant that brought her to TEARS.

 

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May 31, 2021
We Are CRYING At This Song Bert Introduced Us To
00:11:53

There's a song - "Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen" - that Bert originally thought was corny when he heard it. But as he got older he realized that it's the greatest advice song.

So today he's playing it for us, and we can't stop laughing! It's hilarious!

 

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May 31, 2021
Why You Should Never Say “Happy” Memorial Day
00:06:37

This veteran wrote a tear jerking article (mascara alert!) as to why you should never say “Happy” Memorial Day…but you *should* stop and do this, instead.

And when you listen to Kristin read it, you’ll understand why.

 

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May 31, 2021
Moe Can't Catch A Break!
00:08:58

Moe's been experiencing a string of bad luck. From his Instagram getting hacked to an important interview being canceled, Moe can't catch a break!

This past weekend was no different. Unfortunately, Moe can't tell us about it because his mic went out in the middle of his story!

 

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May 31, 2021
Do You Regret Getting Married At A Courthouse?
00:09:35

If you haven't heard the good news, Bert and Tiffany are getting married! He's super excited about this next chapter in his life, and he's considering getting married at a courthouse. 

But he's worried that Tiffany may regret not having a wedding. So if you got married at a courthouse...do you regret it?  

 

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May 31, 2021
Resume 101: Cassie Breaks Down The Dos And Don'ts Of Resume Writing
00:07:26

If you haven't heard, we're looking to hire a Social Media Producer. Cassie has been going through the resumes we've received, and she's noticed some common errors. 

So Cassie created a list of resume dos and don'ts that can help you land your next job. Listen...

 

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May 31, 2021
What's The Dumbest Argument You've Been In With Your Partner?
00:05:59

Our listener is in the doghouse with his girlfriend over what he thinks is the dumbest fight ever!

One night at a bar, he told his girlfriend that a shirt he saw on another woman would look good on her. She immediately got upset and went off on him.

He thinks she's overreacting. Is he right?

 

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May 31, 2021
Her Ex Hates The Way She Lets Their Son Express Himself
00:10:58

Her Ex Hates The Way She Lets Their Son Express Himself

 

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May 31, 2021
Cassie's Pick Of The Week: What Would You Do If Your MIL Threatened Your Kid Like This?!
00:07:57

Cassie's Pick Of The Week: What Would You Do If Your MIL Threatened Your Kid Like This?!

 

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May 30, 2021
Davi's Pick Of The Week: She Tries To Play Nice With TikTok So She Doesn't Get In Trouble With Them Again
00:06:26

Davi' Pick Of The Week: She Tries To Play Nice With TikTok So She Doesn't Get In Trouble Again

 

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May 30, 2021
Moe's Pick Of The Week: He Watched "Friends" For The First Time
00:06:56

Moe's Pick Of The Week: He Watched "Friends" For The First Time

 

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May 30, 2021
Bert's Pick Of The Week: Moe's Sister's Art Makes Him Uncomfortable
00:05:30

Bert's Pick Of The Week: Moe's Sister's Art Makes Him Uncomfortable

 

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May 30, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Is She An A*Hole For Wanting To Kick Out Her Boyfriend's Pets?
00:05:38

Weekly Top 10: Is She An A*Hole For Wanting To Kick Out Her Boyfriend's Pets?

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Should She Message Her Husband's Estranged Dad?
00:06:29

Weekly Top 10: Should She Message Her Husband's Estranged Dad?

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Her Boss Is Crossing The Line And She Needs To Shut It Down
00:08:33

Weekly Top 10: Her Boss Is Crossing The Line And She Needs To Shut It Down

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Should He Tell His Girl Their Friends Caught Them In The Act On Camera?!
00:06:03

Weekly Top 10: Should He Tell His Girl Their Friends Caught Them In The Act On Camera?!

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Finalé - He Wants To Propose, But First He's Gotta Come Clean About Cheating
00:07:36

Weekly Top 10: Finalé - He Wants To Propose, But First He's Gotta Come Clean About Cheating

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: She Found Out Her Husband Hit On Her Sister!
00:04:35

Weekly Top 10: She Found Out Her Husband Hit On Her Sister!

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Her Husband Just Told Her He Might Have An Illegitimate Child!
00:07:24

Weekly Top 10: Her Husband Just Told Her He Might Have An Illegitimate Child!

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Davi's A*hole Of The Week - This School Photoshopped Their Female Students!
00:06:09

Weekly Top 10: Davi's A*hole Of The Week - This School Photoshopped Their Female Students!

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: The One That Got Away - PT 1 - She Regrets Breaking Up With Him To Be With Her Husband
00:05:34

Weekly Top 10: The One That Got Away - PT 1 - She Regrets Breaking Up With Him To Be With Her Husband

 

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May 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: The One That Got Away - PT 2 - She Regrets Breaking Up With Him To Be With Her Husband
00:06:44

Weekly Top 10: The One That Got Away - PT 2 - She Regrets Breaking Up With Him To Be With Her Husband

 

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May 29, 2021
Full Show: May 28, 2021
01:58:32

Full Show: May 28, 2021

 

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May 28, 2021
The Corny Joke Off Is Back!
00:06:41

The battle is on between Davi and Cassie! They have both come in with their BEST corny dad jokes – and they’re pulling out all the cheesy stops. They’ll go head-to-head, and we’ll determine who is the corniest.

Based on the last joke, we all agree Davi won! 

 

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May 28, 2021
Update: She's Being Forced To Spend A Week With The Mother-In-Law From Hell
00:05:37

Our listener is looking for some support. She's about to spend five days with the mother-in-law from hell! Since the day they met, they have bumped heads.

Her husband is OVER IT, so he booked a trip for both of them. They're being forced to spend a week together.

Her husband hopes this trip will be good for them, but she's worried it will be terrible.

 

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May 28, 2021
One Of Us Is Interested In Scientology?!
00:05:50

One Of Us Is Interested In Scientology?! 

 

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May 28, 2021
Is She Obligated To Pay Her Ex Back After He Cheated On Her? 
00:07:42

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Six months before her relationship ended, he boyfriend gave her $1,000 to fix her car. At first, she refused to take the money. He insisted, and she said she would only take it if he allowed her to pay him back.

Shortly after, their relationship ended because he cheated on her. Now he wants his money back, but she doesn't think he deserves the money.

Is she obligated to pay him back?

 

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May 28, 2021
Bert Thinks His Son Is Making A Huge Mistake By Choosing To Do This
00:05:45

Bert is taking his family on a trip to Galapagos next weekend. It's been on his bucket list forever, and he's THRILLED to take this trip.

Typically Bert would force his oldest son Hayden to go on these trips, but now that he's 18-years-old he gave him a choice.

His son is choosing to skip the trip, and Bert thinks he's making a HUGE mistake.

 

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May 28, 2021
She Just Found Out Her Roommate Has Feelings For Her
00:06:10

A good guy friend of hers is about to become her roommate this weekend. This will be a HUGE help because she needs someone to split the rent with.

Here's the problem: she just found out that he has feelings for her. But the feelings aren't mutual.

Is she making a mistake by letting him move in with her?

 

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May 28, 2021
This Man Is The King Of Petty + Did The Paparazzi Ruin Jennifer Lopez's Big Announcement?
00:09:34

This Man Is The King Of Petty + Did The Paparazzi Ruin Jennifer Lopez's Big Announcement? 

 

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May 28, 2021
Davi And Moe Share Their Thoughts About Louis C.K.'s Return To Comedy  
00:07:11

Years ago, Louis C.K. was accused of sexual misconduct. He later confirmed the allegations and disappeared from the spotlight.

He's now back on tour, and Bert's wondering how comedians feel about this.

Davi and Moe share their thoughts...

 

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May 28, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 1: She Wants To Date The Principal Of Her Son's School!
00:05:13

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

She always secretly had a crush on the principal of her son's school. And now that her son's graduating from elementary, she wants to make a move on him.

Not only does she want to date him, but she wants to make her ex-husband jealous by inviting him to their son's party.

Will he be willing to go on a date with her?

 

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May 28, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 2: She Wants To Date The Principal Of Her Son's School!
00:10:38

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

She always secretly had a crush on the principal of her son's school. And now that her son's graduating from elementary, she wants to make a move on him.

Not only does she want to date him, but she wants to make her ex-husband jealous by inviting him to their son's party.

Will he be willing to go on a date with her?

 

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May 28, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 3: She Wants To Date The Principal Of Her Son's School!
00:08:48

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

She always secretly had a crush on the principal of her son's school. And now that her son's graduating from elementary, she wants to make a move on him.

Not only does she want to date him, but she wants to make her ex-husband jealous by inviting him to their son's party.

Will he be willing to go on a date with her?

 

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May 28, 2021
Davi Did The Impossible...And Now We're Convinced She Has Superpowers
00:05:12

Have you ever tried to catch a fly with your bare hands? It's nearly impossible, but Davi did it! She caught the fly while it was still alive, and it was the best feeling ever!

 

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May 28, 2021
Is It Time For Us To Redefine What A Deadbeat Dad Is?
00:05:18

Recently a listener called in to call out the father of her child for being a deadbeat. But he isn't a deadbeat because of financial reasons. He was categorized as a deadbeat because he spends little time with their child.

This hit close to home for another listener, and she believes it's time we start redefining what a deadbeat dad is.

 

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May 28, 2021
Culture Quiz: How Much Do We Really Know About One Another's Culture?
00:05:18

Thanks to a listener's request, Moe started the Black Culture quiz.

Moe asks us questions that any Black person would know about Black culture. But today, we're flipping the script on him. We are going to ask him questions about our culture as well. 

 

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May 28, 2021
Is He Making A Mistake By Letting His Son's Friends Join Their Vacation?
00:05:18

Our listener and his wife rented out a house for Memorial Day weekend. The house is very spacious, so they let their teenage son invite some of his friends.

Here's the thing: Two of the friends his son invited are girls. He didn't expect this to happen, and he doesn't know how to feel.

Is this coed trip going to be a problem?

 

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May 28, 2021
Cassie Has Beef With Lady Gaga's Cover Of "Smelly Cat" 
00:05:50

Cassie Has Beef With Lady Gaga's Cover Of "Smelly Cat" 

 

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May 28, 2021
Moe Reviews "Friends" After Watching It For The First Time Ever
00:07:08

Yesterday, Moe told us that he has NEVER watched a single episode of "Friends." We were all shocked to hear this, so we gave him a homework assignment.

He had to watch one episode and come back with his honest review. So what did he think about the show?

 

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May 28, 2021
Keity's Trip To Protect Her Friend Isn't Going As Planned
00:05:30

Our Producer Keity was supposed to take a trip to back up her best friend, who is visiting a guy she's never met in person before. Another one of her friends decided to join her, but now things have taken a turn for the worse.

Her second friend invited her boyfriend on the trip! Now Keity is stuck being the fifth wheel.

Is there a silver lining to this trip?

 

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May 28, 2021
Full Show: May 27, 2021
01:57:00

Full Show: May 27, 2021

 

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May 27, 2021
She's Being Forced To Spend A Week With The Mother-In-Law From Hell
00:05:36

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Our listener is looking for some support. She's about to spend five days with the mother-in-law from hell! Since the day they met, they have bumped heads.

Her husband is OVER IT, so he booked a trip for both of them. They're being forced to spend a week together.

Her husband hopes this trip will be good for them, but she's worried it will be terrible.

 

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May 27, 2021
How Much Money Would It Take For You To Make Out With Your Cousin?
00:05:25

How Much Money Would It Take For You To Make Out With Your Cousin? 

 

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May 27, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Kelly Clarkson Taking Over For Ellen DeGeneres
00:05:50

We Share Our Thoughts On Kelly Clarkson Taking Over For Ellen DeGeneres

 

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May 27, 2021
Divorce Attorney Jarrod Oxendine Shares What You Need To Know Before Hiring A Lawyer 
00:08:41

Have you been thinking about getting a divorce, but you're not sure where to start...listen to this. Divorce Attorney Jarrod Oxendine from Oxendine Law joined the show to answer your questions. 

He covers everything, from when you should call a lawyer to the common myths about divorce.


 

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May 27, 2021
To Catch A Cheater Update: He Has A History Of Cheating, And She's Worried He'll Do It Again
00:12:54

You think your significant other is cheating, but you’re not certain. We’ll put them to the test! We’re ready to set the trap and go on SnapChat (well, we’d send Kristin’s friend on SnapChat) to try to lure him into doing something inappropriate so we could expose him as the dirty cheater he is (or, to be fair, expose him as the great guy and boyfriend that he is).

For the last six months, she's been dating a guy that she's head over heels for. She's also starting to build a bond with his six-year-old daughter.

Here's the problem: he has a history of cheating, and she's worried he'll do it again. Recently she snooped through his phone and saw he has no saved messages.

She's concerned and wants us to put him to the test.

 

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May 27, 2021
Bert Opens Up About His Drinking Setback
00:08:10

Bert has always been transparent about his dysfunctional relationship with alcohol. Recently he decided to make a HUGE change and stop drinking altogether.

However, he recently had a minor setback, but he learned a lot from that moment. He explains...

 

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May 27, 2021
The Beef With K. Lee And This Rival Coach Continues + The Hometown Pronunciation Game
00:07:10

For the months, K. Lee has been beefing with a rival Little League baseball coach! And just when we thought it was over, the rival coach sent us another email. 

Plus, the Hometown Pronunciation Game is back! There are a few local cities that we have NO IDEA how to pronounce. So Tommy is going to put us on the spot. How many of these towns can we correctly pronounce? 

 

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May 27, 2021
She's Mad At Her Friends For Doing Something She Gave Them Permission To Do?! 
00:06:25

Davi found a TikTok video that we're trying to make sense of. A guy stopped a group of friends and asked them to do a "trust test." The test is to see how loyal one of the girl's boyfriends is.

She agreed to do the test. So her friend's called her boyfriend to see if he's willing to hang out with them behind her back.

He failed the test, but she wasn't mad at him. She was mad at her friends!

 

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May 27, 2021
Second Date Update PT 1: He Ghosted Her Because She Did This Behind His Back 
00:03:52

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

Naomi and Brandon instantly clicked at a party. A few days later, they went on a date, and things went well. But she hasn't heard from him since and wants to know why.

So we reached out to him for answers, and let's just say she's not going to like his response.

 

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May 27, 2021
Second Date Update PT 2: He Ghosted Her Because She Did This Behind His Back 
00:06:52

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

Naomi and Brandon instantly clicked at a party. A few days later, they went on a date, and things went well. But she hasn't heard from him since and wants to know why.

So we reached out to him for answers, and let's just say she's not going to like his response.

 

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May 27, 2021
This 911 Call Is Hilarious, But One Of Us Has A Problem With It
00:05:47

This 911 Call Is Hilarious, But One Of Us Has A Problem With It

 

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May 27, 2021
Texting Translator: Is Her Husband Giving Up On Their Marriage?
00:07:14

For the last five years, our listener has struggled with her relationship. No matter what they go through, she feels that they are meant to be together. But her husband may think otherwise.

Two weeks ago, her husband left to get some space. She was eager to talk to him, so she reached out. He said, "I can't do this anymore." She asked him what did he mean, but he never responded.

Is this the end of their marriage?

 

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May 27, 2021
She Was Excited To Date This Guy Until He Made This Inappropriate Joke
00:08:55

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Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

She's been friends with a guy for over six years, and recently they decided to take their friendship to the next level. They've been on several dates that went well.

But one day, things changed when he made an inappropriate joke. His joke turned off her, and she hasn't spoken to him since.

Now she's questioning if she's being unreasonable or not.

 

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May 27, 2021
Bert's Obsession With This Website Is Out Of Control!
00:06:03

Every morning Bert comes into work, but he can't stay focused. During the show, he's thinking about one thing...Zillow! He's currently on the house hunt, and he's become OBSESSED with this website.

Is he the only one who's addicted to this site?

 

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May 27, 2021
We Can't Believe Moe Has Never Seen This Classic Show
00:05:29

We Can't Believe Moe Has Never Seen This Classic Show

 

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May 27, 2021
Is Moe's Friend Wrong For Going Off On His Best Friend Over This?
00:06:04

Bert has always said that 100% honesty in a relationship is never good. Is the same true for friendships? Moe is starting to think so.

One of his friends got into a HUGE argument with another friend who is a music blogger during his friend's podcast.

He gave an honest review of his friend's music, but maybe it was too honest. So who is wrong in this situation?

 

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May 27, 2021
Update: Our Intern Caught His Friend Cheating On Her Boyfriend!
00:06:30

Our Intern Grey was hanging out with his friend one day when he noticed her phone was blowing up. She was receiving several notifications from Tinder.

Here's the problem: she's in a relationship with his friend! So he confronted her and told her what she was doing was wrong.

A few days later, she showed up at his door with her boyfriend. She claimed that Grey was trying to sabotage their relationship. But little does her boyfriend know she has a secret account on Tinder.

So did he tell her boyfriend the truth?

 

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May 27, 2021
Full Show: May 26, 2021
01:59:13

Full Show: May 26, 2021

 

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May 26, 2021
This Piece Of Art From Moe's Sister Is Making Him Feel Uncomfortable 
00:05:31

Moe's sister is a great artist, and he's super proud of her accomplishments. But there is one piece of her art that's making him feel uncomfortable.

He explains why...

 

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May 26, 2021
Is Our Intern Wrong For Kicking This Woman Out Of Her Girls Trip?
00:05:55

Our Intern Lorena recently went on a "girls trip" with her friends. They added a new girl to the group but quickly realized they made a HUGE mistake.

So they KICKED HER OUT of the trip. Were they wrong for doing this?

 

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May 26, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Kanye West's Dating Rumors
00:05:18

We Share Our Thoughts On Kanye West's Dating Rumors

 

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May 26, 2021
Her Mother-In-Law Threatened To Cut Off Her Son's Feet Because Of This 
00:07:57

Her 4-year-old son loves to do the thing boy stereotypically do. But he also likes to have his nails painted. However, her mother-in-law is against it. She told her grandson she would cut off his feet if he came back to her house with his toes painted.  

She only said it to scare the child, but now she doesn't want her son around her mother-in-law for a while. 

Should she continue to let her son see his grandmother?

 

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May 26, 2021
How Do You Know When It's Time To Seek Therapy?
00:06:32

Seeking a therapist for the first time is nerve-racking. You’ve never opened up to a stranger before, and you’re worried about how your session will go. But there's nothing wrong with being hesitant to go to therapy.

Our producer Keity wants to take care of her mental health, but she's nervous about attending therapy.

She explains...

 

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May 26, 2021
To Catch A Cheater: He Has A History Of Cheating, And She's Worried He'll Do It Again
00:06:00

You think your significant other is cheating, but you’re not certain. We’ll put them to the test! We’re ready to set the trap and go on SnapChat (well, we’d send Kristin’s friend on SnapChat) to try to lure him into doing something inappropriate so we could expose him as the dirty cheater he is (or, to be fair, expose him as the great guy and boyfriend that he is).

For the last six months, she's been dating a guy that she's head over heels for. She's also starting to build a bond with his six-year-old daughter.

Here's the problem: he has a history of cheating, and she's worried he'll do it again. Recently she snooped through his phone and saw he has no saved messages.

She's concerned and wants us to put him to the test.

 

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May 26, 2021
We Debate: Is Drake Cheugy Or Not?
00:05:41

We Debate: Is Drake Cheugy Or Not?

 

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May 26, 2021
Davi's Friend Is Caught In The Middle Of A Throuple
00:05:39

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

In this case, it's Davi's friend who is questioning their friendship. Her friend is in the middle of a throuple, and they're starting to have problems. During their anniversary, there was a huge imbalance in the gifts.

One person has been getting better gifts than the other person. Clearly, there is a favorite in the relationship. So is it time for Davi's friend to leave this relationship?

 

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May 26, 2021
This Server Got Revenge On A Customer In The Best Way Possible
00:03:26

A guy was trying to show off during a first date, so he left a $100 tip for the server. After walking his date to the care, he came back inside to change the tip from $100 to $20.

The server was upset, so they walked outside and called the customer out IN FRONT OF THEIR DATE!

 

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May 26, 2021
Bert Explains Why He No Longer Feels Safe In This City + K. Lee's Little League Playoff Game Update
00:07:32

For the last few months, K. Lee has been beefing with a rival Little League baseball coach! We thought the beef ended after their teams played one another, but it didn't end not over. So what went down during the playoff games? 

But first, Bert explains why he no longer feels safe in this city. 

 

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May 26, 2021
Is She Wrong For Not Inviting Her Brother's Girlfriend To Her Wedding?
00:07:04

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Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

She's having a private wedding ceremony with a huge reception party, and she's excluded her brother's girlfriend from the guest list. 

Her brother has been in a toxic relationship for years, and she doesn't want to invite that negativity to her wedding. But she doesn't want to be rude to the woman. 

So what does she do?! 

 

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May 26, 2021
This Is The Sweetest Anniversary Song We've Ever Heard
00:07:31

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes. So one day, we tested his skills, and he BLEW us away.

Yesterday a listener called in requesting an anniversary song for his wife. So Ryan worked his magic and created the SWEETEST song we've ever heard. 

Listen...

 

 

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May 26, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts About Steve-O Calling Out Bam Margera
00:06:38

We Share Our Thoughts About Steve-O Calling Out Bam Margera

 

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May 26, 2021
Can Her Job Demand She Get The COVID Vaccine While She's Pregnant?
00:08:39

Our listener reached out to us seeking advice about her current situation at work. Her job requires everyone to the COVID vaccine by August 1st.

Here's the problem: she's eight weeks pregnant and is worried about the side effects the vaccine will have. 

So what are her options? Lawyer Steven E. Wolfe with Legare, Attwood & Wolfe, LLC, joined the show to discuss her rights. 

 

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May 26, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Wanting To Get Rid Of Her Boyfriend's Pets?
00:05:23

Cassie’s been in DEEP on the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: Her boyfriend brought home five ducklings that were roaming around their apartment complex. She's addressed her concerns about keeping them, but he's attached.

The last straw was when she woke up to a duck on her chest. She went off on her boyfriend, and he said she was overreacting. Is he right? Is she an a*hole?

 

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May 26, 2021
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: This High School Did WHAT To These Female Students' Yearbook Pictures?! 
00:05:59

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: a Florida high school altered 80 girls' yearbook photos without their permission. They photoshopped the girls' pictures to make them look more modest. 

Here's Davi's A*hole of the Week.

 

 

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May 26, 2021
Was Matthew Perry’s Slurred Speech Caused By Emergency Dental Work?
00:05:59

Was Matthew Perry’s Slurred Speech Caused By Emergency Dental Work?

 

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May 26, 2021
This Woman Ghosted Kyro A Year Ago...And Now She Wants To Reconnect With Him
00:06:19

Over a year ago, our Producer Kyro met a girl on a dating app. The two went on a few dates, and then she ghosted him.

Well, a few days ago, she reached out to him. She wants to go on a date, but he's not sure if he should accept her offer.

What should he do?

 

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May 26, 2021
Should She Reach Out To Her Husband's Estranged Father Behind His Back?
00:06:07

Her husband and his father have been estranged since he was a teenager. At the age of 10, his father left his family and moved out of the country. By the age of 17, he confronted his dad, and they haven't spoken since.

She's noticed how this trauma is affecting her husband, so she wants them to reconnect. Should she reach out to her husband's father behind his back?

 

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May 26, 2021
Full Show: May 25, 2021
01:54:34

Full Show: May 25, 2021

 

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May 25, 2021
Her Husband Hit On Her Sister!
00:04:34

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

She's been married for several years, but there's something her husband's past that's upsetting her. Two years into their relationship, she found out her husband hit on her sister!

Because of this, she stopped talking to her sister. But now she feels bad. Is there any way for her to find closure?

 

 

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May 25, 2021
Is It Weird To Keep Jewelry From Your Exes?
00:05:12

Is It Weird To Keep Jewelry From Your Exes? 

 

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May 25, 2021
Yesterday Was A Really Tough Day For Moe
00:07:29

Moe's grandmother passed away in December, and he's been having a tough time with his grieving process. Yesterday was the first time he wasn't able to celebrate her birthday with her.

It was a tough day, but he still found a way to honor his beloved grandmother.

 

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May 25, 2021
Culture Quiz: We Can't Believe Bert Just Said This
00:07:01

Thanks to a listener's request, Moe started the Black Culture quiz.

Moe asks us questions that any Black person would know about Black culture. But today, we're flipping the script on him. We are going to ask him questions about our culture as well. 

 

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May 25, 2021
Texting Translator PT 5: Is Her Boss Trying To Make A Move On Her?
00:08:16

Her boss has never been inappropriate, but their recent text exchange has left her confused. He praised her after a work presentation and offered to take her out for drinks.

She went out with him, and everything went downhill from there. Here's the update.

 

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May 25, 2021
We Can't Believe People Didn't Know About This Moment In History
00:06:59

We Can't Believe People Didn't Know About This Moment In History 

 

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May 25, 2021
Ryan Lill's 7 Minute Song PT 1: She Wants To Call Out Her Child's Father For Being A Deadbeat
00:13:22

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes. Last week, we tested his skills and he BLEW us away.

So today, he's back! For this song request, a listener wants to call out the father of her child for being a terrible father.

Check out more from Ryan below:

INSTAGRAM | TWITTER | WEBSITE

 

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May 25, 2021
Ryan Lill's 7 Minute Song PT 2: She Wants To Call Out Her Child's Father For Being A Deadbeat
00:08:15

Ryan Lill is a singer/songwriter who has worked with serval artists including, Meghan Trainor and Todrick Hall. He says he can create a song about ANYTHING in less than 10 minutes. Last week, we tested his skills and he BLEW us away.

So today, he's back! For this song request, a listener wants to call out the father of her child for being a terrible father.

Check out more from Ryan below:

INSTAGRAM | TWITTER | WEBSITE

 

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May 25, 2021
Update: Bert Put Moe In An Awkward Situation During His Podcast 
00:07:31

If you haven't heard, Moe has a podcast – “In The Moement” - and during his latest recording he had Bert join his podcast.

But during the podcast, things got awkward when Bert put Moe on the spot about his co-host.

So what was his co-host's reaction?

 

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May 25, 2021
Cassie Has A Major Problem With This Sub-Generation's Nickname
00:05:49

Every generation has its own nickname: The Boomers, Generation X, Millennials, Generation Z...and now, we have a few sub-generations to familiarize ourselves with. But there's one in particular that Cassie HATES.

 

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May 25, 2021
Ditch Or Date: She Looks Exactly Like The Guy She's Dating Exes...And It's Creeping Her Out
00:06:00

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

She found a successful match on Tinder and was hoping their connection could lead to something more. So she started to research his exes. She found out that she looks EXACTLY like the last two women he's dated.

This is creeping her out, and now she doesn't know what to do. Is this weird enough for her to walk away?

 

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May 25, 2021
TikTok Banned Davi's Video...And Now She Wants Redemption
00:06:27

Recently TikTok BANNED one of Davi's videos for being "too dangerous." So today, she's recreating the video to fit their guidelines.

Will they allow her to repost the video after these modifications?

 

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May 25, 2021
Should She Tell Her Boyfriend's Parents The Truth About Her Religious Beliefs?
00:09:07

Her boyfriend was raised in a Christian household, and his parents assume that she's Christian too. Here's the thing: she's agnostic.

She respects their beliefs, but she's worried that they won't respect hers. So what does she do?

Should she tell his parents, or should she keep it to herself?

 

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May 25, 2021
Bert Shares His Thoughts About The New Willy Wonka Origin Movie
00:05:35

Bert Shares His Thoughts About The New Willy Wonka Origin Movie

 

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May 25, 2021
Cassie Wants To Know Why Men Are Terrible At Doing This 
00:05:28

Men, if you really want to please your woman, there's one skill you need to develop. It all starts with learning how to take good pictures of your significant other.

Cassie's noticed that men are TERRIBLE at doing this, and it's driving her crazy. 

 

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May 25, 2021
PT 5: Should He Come Clean About His Affair Before Proposing To His Girlfriend?
00:07:27

He knows that his girlfriend of five years is the woman for him, and he wants to marry her. But before he proposes, he wants to clear his conscience.

Three years ago, he had an affair that lasted for weeks! After he ended the affair, he vowed to NEVER cheat on her again.

The guilt was killing him, so he decided to come clean. As expected, she didn't take the news well. So what's happened since?

 

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May 25, 2021
Full Show: May 24, 2021
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Full Show: May 24, 2021

 

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May 24, 2021
How Do You Know If A Friendship Is Worth Fighting For?
00:06:00

We've all heard the saying, "people come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime." This is what our Producer Keity is currently struggling with. 

She's trying to hold onto a bond with her friend from high school. But she's starting to wonder if it's time to end the friendship. 

How do you know if a friendship is worth fighting for? 

 

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May 24, 2021
Update: Should She Cancel Her Weekend Plans To Go Support Her Heartbroken Friend? 
00:05:12

She and her husband have a special getaway planned this weekend. They've been waiting to take this trip for over a year, but there's one thing that might ruin it.

Unfortunately, her friend just found out her husband is leaving her. To take her mind off of this, their friends planned a girls' trip this weekend.

Now she's torn and doesn't know which trip to go on. What should she do?

 

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May 24, 2021
Are These TV Shows Good For The Soul?
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Are These TV Shows Good For The Soul?

 

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May 24, 2021
She Just Found Out Her Husband Has A 10-Year-Old Love Child! 
00:07:17

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

Our listener has been married to her husband, and she just found out he has a love child! Her husband found out about this child through a friend of his. Now he's not sure what to do about this situation. 

 

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May 24, 2021
The Cheugy Champion Is...
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Have you heard of cheugy energy? It's a new term Gen-Z is using to describe millennials. It's is used to describe anything that is basic.

So what counts as cheugy? The show "Friends," home décor from Target adults who love Disney, and gender reveal parties fall under the cheugy category.

So today, Cassie is quizzing us to see how Cheugy we are.

 

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May 24, 2021
Update: Her Friend's Are Worried About Her Dating This Teenager
00:05:49

She met a nice guy at a restaurant, and they instantly hit it off. The had a date scheduled over the weekend.

But her friends are concerned bout one thing...their age gap. She's 31, and he's 19! The age difference doesn't matter to her because he's mature.

So how'd the date go?

 

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May 24, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts About Martin Bashir's Recent Scandal
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We Share Our Thoughts About Martin Bashir's Recent Scandal

 

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May 24, 2021
The One That Got Away PT 1: She Regrets Breaking Up With Him To Be With Her Ex-Husband
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The One That Got Away: it’s been years since you’ve seen them. You moved on with your life, but there’s that one person who you still consider as the “one who got away.” We’ll track them down and find out what’s going on in their life…and if they’re thinking of you, too!

Over ten years ago, Lara dated a sweet guy. However, she wasn't fully over her ex when she started dating Ben. So she broke things off with him and got back with her ex.

She married him, but now they're going through a divorce. She can't stop thinking about Ben and wonders if he still has feelings for her.

 

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May 24, 2021
The One That Got Away PT 2: She Regrets Breaking Up With Him To Be With Her Ex-Husband
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The One That Got Away: it’s been years since you’ve seen them. You moved on with your life, but there’s that one person who you still consider as the “one who got away.” We’ll track them down and find out what’s going on in their life…and if they’re thinking of you, too!

Over ten years ago, Lara dated a sweet guy. However, she wasn't fully over her ex when she started dating Ben. So she broke things off with him and got back with her ex.

She married him, but now they're going through a divorce. She can't stop thinking about Ben and wonders if he still has feelings for her.

 

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May 24, 2021
Bert Put Moe In An Awkward Situation During His Podcast 
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If you haven't heard, Moe has a podcast – “In The Moement” - and during his latest recording he had Bert join his podcast. 

But during the podcast things got awkward when Bert put Moe on the spot about his co-host. 

Here's what went down:  

 

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May 24, 2021
Would You Recommend A Couple To Elope Or Have A Traditional Wedding?  
00:05:37

If you haven't heard the good news, Bert is getting married! He's been going back and forth with the idea of eloping. So he posted a poll to get people's thoughts, and the results were shocking. 

 

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May 24, 2021
Is Jennifer Lopez Using Ben Affleck To Get Revenge On A-Rod? One Of Us Think So
00:06:35

Is Jennifer Lopez Using Ben Affleck To Get Revenge On A-Rod? One Of Us Think So

 

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May 24, 2021
Did Bert Get Flack For Posting This Picture Online?
00:05:17

Bert's son graduated from high school last week, and Bert posted a picture from the graduation. In the picture were Bert, his son, and his son's mom.

A listener saw the picture and reached out to Bert. He wondered how Bert's fiancée felt about Bert's picture with his ex-wife.

That never crossed his mind until the listener mentioned it, so he decided to ask her directly.

 

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May 24, 2021
Moe Shares The Funniest Passive Aggressive Notes He's Ever Seen
00:06:46

Sometimes you take the high road in situations, and other times you chose to be passive-aggressive. It's okay, you're not the only one.

Moe came across a post with the best passive-aggressive notes people have created, and there's one that has us cracking up.

 

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May 24, 2021
He's Afraid His Girlfriend Will Hook Up With Her Friend
00:03:26

Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are!

His girlfriend is good friends with her ex, and it's bothering him. She says they're strictly friends, but he's worried that something will happen. So how should he address his concerns?

 

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May 24, 2021
This Immigrant's Inspiring Story Hit Close To Home For Romeo
00:05:39

Our Phone Screener, Romeo, is originally from El Salvador, but he hasn’t been back in almost 17 YEARS. His parents took an undocumented journey to America to give him a chance at having a better life. So the story of Ociel Mendoza really hit close to home for him. 

Ociel crossed into the U.S. illegally when he was 18-years-old. As he crossed the land, he said he would own it someday. Over four decades later, his affirmation came true.

Here's his inspiring story...

 

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May 24, 2021
Was Lil Nas X's Wardrobe Malfunction Planned?
00:06:15

Was Lil Nas X's Wardrobe Malfunction Planned?

 

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May 24, 2021
She Wants To Take A Special Trip With Her Dad, But He's Against It 
00:05:44

Our Intern Victoria has always dreamt of going on a trip with her father. They are both interested in going to Hawaii, so she recommended they go there together. But her father thinks Hawaii is for couples.

He mentioned taking his fiancée instead. Now she's bummed out and doesn't know what to do. Should she tell her father how she feels?

 

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May 24, 2021
Update: Should He Tell His Girlfriend That Their Friends Caught Them In The Act?
00:05:53

He and his girlfriend were house-sitting for their friends, and they decided to let loose. One night things got heated, and they ended up doing it in the living room.

Here's the thing: there's camera's all over the house, which means their friends SAW EVERYTHING! His friend texted him confirming what they saw.

So did he tell his girlfriend?

 

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May 24, 2021
Bert's Pick Of The Week: Who Else Didn't Know These Were Two Different People?!
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Bert's Pick Of The Week: Who Else Didn't Know These Were Two Different People?!

 

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May 23, 2021
Davi's Pick Of The Week: Your Cologne Says A Lot About You
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Davi's Pick Of The Week: Your Cologne Says A Lot About You

 

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May 23, 2021
Moe's Pick Of The Week: The Culture Quiz
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Moe's Pick Of The Week: The Culture Quiz

 

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May 23, 2021
Cassie's Pick Of The Week: Are You Cheugy?
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Cassie's Pick Of The Week: Are You Cheugy?

 

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May 23, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Is It Weird For An 8-Year-Old To Get A Massage?
00:10:30

Weekly Top 10: Is It Weird For An 8-Year-Old To Get A Massage?

 

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May 22, 2021
Weekly Top 10: He's Confused By What She's Telling Him To Do In The Bedroom
00:07:43

Weekly Top 10: He's Confused By What She's Telling Him To Do In The Bedroom

 

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May 22, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Update - Her Dog Was Kidnapped And Held For Ransom
00:06:56

Weekly Top 10: Update - Her Dog Was Kidnapped And Held For Ransom

 

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May 22, 2021
Weekly Top 10: How Does She Stop Her Boss From Crossing The Line And Being So Flirty At Work?
00:05:53

Weekly Top 10: How Does She Stop Her Boss From Crossing The Line And Being So Flirty At Work?

 

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May 22, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Cassie's Heart Update
00:06:08

Weekly Top 10: Cassie's Heart Update

 

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May 22, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Davi Got In Trouble With TikTok!
00:06:22

Weekly Top 10: Davi Got In Trouble With TikTok!

 

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May 22, 2021
Weekly Top 10: She's Divorcing Her Husband To Marry Her Gay Best Friend!
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Weekly Top 10: She's Divorcing Her Husband T