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Vic Patel
 Nov 1, 2020
I love this morning show. helps get my day started. so glad yall are available on podcast.

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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Davi, Moe & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com (http://thebertshow.com/)

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Episode Date
Bert's Pick Of The Week: Whose Name Is Spelled Really Weird?
00:05:54

Bert's Pick Of The Week: Whose Name Is Spelled Really Weird?

 

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Sep 19, 2021
Kristin's Pick Of The Week: Her Husband Was Insulted On The Beach!
00:05:47

Kristin's Pick Of The Week: Her Husband Was Insulted On The Beach!

 

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Sep 19, 2021
Davi's Pick Of The Week: She Treated An Allergic Reaction In The Worst Way
00:05:05

Davi's Pick Of The Week: She Treated An Allergic Reaction In The Worst Way

 

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Sep 19, 2021
Moe's Pick Of The Week: Romeo Opens Up About His Skin Color
00:05:24

Moe's Pick Of The Week: Romeo Opens Up About His Skin Color

 

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Sep 19, 2021
Cassie's Pick Of The Week: Romeo Opens Up About His Body Image Issues
00:07:12

Cassie's Pick Of The Week: Romeo Opens Up About His Body Image Issues

 

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Sep 19, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Texting Tutor Final Update - She Had To Tell Her Roommate Her Boyfriend Secretly Moved In!
00:04:04

Weekly Top 10: Texting Tutor Final Update - She Had To Tell Her Roommate Her Boyfriend Secretly Moved In!

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Is She Awful For Hoping Her Sister Gets Coronavirus?
00:09:25

Weekly Top 10: Is She Awful For Hoping Her Sister Gets Coronavirus?

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Keity's Ex Is Keeping Tabs On Her?!
00:05:38

Weekly Top 10: Keity's Ex Is Keeping Tabs On Her?!

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Bert's Proud Parent Moment With His Son
00:06:48

Weekly Top 10: Bert's Proud Parent Moment With His Son

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: This Dad Kissed The Babysitter!
00:05:22

Weekly Top 10: This Dad Kissed The Babysitter!

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Cassie's Friend Saved A Kid's Life...But The Kid's Dad Is Mad?!
00:05:42

Weekly Top 10: Cassie's Friend Saved A Kid's Life...But The Kid's Dad Is Mad?!

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Curiosity Call - Why She's So DEVASTATED Her Coworker's Wedding Invite Came Late
00:06:32

Weekly Top 10: Curiosity Call - Why She's So DEVASTATED Her Coworker's Wedding Invite Came Late

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Moe Saw A Fight On A Plane!
00:06:57

Weekly Top 10: Moe Saw A Fight On A Plane!

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Curiosity Call PT 1 - Why Did Her College Boyfriend Dump Her Out Of The Blue?
00:10:41

Weekly Top 10: Curiosity Call PT 1 - Why Did Her College Boyfriend Dump Her Out Of The Blue?

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Curiosity Call PT 2 - Why Did Her College Boyfriend Dump Her Out Of The Blue?
00:05:28

Weekly Top 10: Curiosity Call PT 2 - Why Did Her College Boyfriend Dump Her Out Of The Blue?

 

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Sep 18, 2021
Full Show: September 17, 2021
01:55:28

Full Show: September 17, 2021

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Keity's Doing Something Completely Out Of Her Comfort Zone This Weekend
00:11:34

Our Producer Keity and her friends have decided to step out of their comfort zones this weekend. What are they doing? Let's just say they're going to a club that involved people getting intimate with one another.

Keity never expected she would go to this type of club, and she's nervous. So what can she expect?

 

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Sep 17, 2021
We Don't Understand Why This TikTok Challenge Went Viral
00:05:06

We Don't Understand Why This TikTok Challenge Went Viral 

 

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Sep 17, 2021
What Should K. Lee Know Before Traveling Across The Country With His Kids For The First Time? 
00:07:17

Our Audio Producer, K. Lee, is getting ready to travel across the country with his family. He's excited, but he's worried about one thing. This will be his first time traveling with his three kids.

So what does he need to know before going on this journey?

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Is It Wrong For Her To Date Her Late Ex-Husband's Brother? 
00:08:43

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

Her late ex-husband's brother recently started messaging her online. Their conversation started as casual but slowly became flirty. Now he wants to go on a date, but she's not sure if she should.

Is it wrong for her to date her late ex-husband's brother?

 

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Sep 17, 2021
We React To Nicki Minaj's Response The Criticism She's Facing
00:05:44

We React To Nicki Minaj's Response The Criticism She's Facing 

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Servers: What's Something You've Always Wanted To Say To Your Customers?
00:06:19

We get it rude customers are the WORST, especially if you work in the service industry. So today, we want to let you rant. 

What's something you've always wanted to say to your customers? 

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Update: We Celebrate These High School Football Teams Coming Off The Winless List
00:06:47

Some high school football teams around Atlanta went winless last year, but we're rooting for them this year! Our goal is to get all of these teams OFF the winless list! 

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Kristin's Thrilled She Made This Necessary Change In Her Life
00:06:30

Kristin’s been transparent about her battle with anxiety. Years ago, she started taking meds, and they helped tremendously.

But something happened a few weeks ago that made her realize it’s time to adjust her meds.

Whelp, she made that change, and things have been GREAT ever since. She explains...

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Cassie's Pregnancy Announcement To Her Family Didn't Go As Planned
00:06:27

If you haven't heard the great news, Cassie is expecting her second child! She went out of her way to make a special announcement to her family, but one of her family members didn't get the hint.

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Her Roommate Is Acting More Like Her Mom...And It's Driving Her Crazy!
00:06:02

She gets along with the majority of her roommates, but there is one girl that's driving her crazy. She's created strict rules that include: quiet hours, guest limitations, and more.

She feels her roommate is more like a mother, and she's doesn't know what to do. Any advice?

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 1: She Needs Our Help Hooking Her Mom Up With Her Boss
00:05:10

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Kelly thinks her mom and her boss would be PERFECT together. She's convinced the two should date because their interests align. Can we help her make it happen? We'll try! 

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 2: She Needs Our Help Hooking Her Mom Up With Her Boss
00:12:24

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Kelly thinks her mom and her boss would be PERFECT together. She's convinced the two should date because their interests align. Can we help her make it happen? We'll try! 

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Not Supporting Her Mom Through This?
00:05:13

Her mother just found out her dad isn't her biological father. Her mother has been relying on her for emotional support, but she has no sympathy for her.

Why not? Because when she was a child, her mother dropped a major bombshell on her about her own father.

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Kristin's Having A Hard Time Adjusting To This Time Management Strategy 
00:06:08

Kristin has been juggling a lot lately, and she's hasn't properly managed her time. So to keep herself on track, she tested out time blocking during the week. From sunrise to sunset, she had her day planned out.

How'd it go? Not as great as she expected. Listen...

 

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Sep 17, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On The Cancellation Of This New Series
00:05:13

We Share Our Thoughts On The Cancellation Of This New Series

 

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Sep 17, 2021
One Bert Show Member Is Being Pressured To Get Married
00:05:16

Some people grow up dreaming about their future wedding. But for our Producer Romeo, marriage has NEVER been on his radar.

But lately, his girlfriend's mom has been dropping hints they should get married. His girlfriend is all for it, but he's not.

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Update: Is She An A*Hole For Hoping Her Sister Gets Coronavirus?
00:05:32

Her sister believes Coronavirus is no worse than the flu. Our listener hates that her sister isn't taking the virus seriously, and she secretly wishes her sister gets COVID. Does this make her an awful person?

 

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Sep 17, 2021
Full Show: September 16, 2021
01:55:38

Full Show: September 16, 2021

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Kyro's Seeking Relationship Advice From Gold Diggers?! 
00:05:09

Our Producer Kyro's girlfriend financially supports him. But he doesn't consider himself a gold digger. However, he is seeking advice from gold diggers on how to take the next step in his relationship.

Listen...

 

 

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Sep 16, 2021
She's Upset Her Boyfriend Let This Woman Move In With Him
00:05:07

For almost a year, she's been in a long-distance relationship with her boyfriend. They're at the stage where she's ready to move in with him. But she just found out he is letting a female friend move into their house.

She's upset and doesn't know what to do. How should she confront him?

 

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Sep 16, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Nicki Minaj's COVID Controversy
00:06:50

We Share Our Thoughts On Nicki Minaj's COVID Controversy

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Davi Learned The Hard Way How To Handle An Allergic Reaction
00:05:51

Davi went to the beach last week, and she was ATTACKED by sand fleas! Slowly the itchy bites turned into a full-blown allergic reaction. But Davi handled the reaction all wrong! So if you ever find yourself in this situation, learn from these mistakes.

 

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Sep 16, 2021
War Of The Roses Update: He Loves His Wife...But He's Worried The Feelings Aren't Mutual
00:07:14

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

He loves his wife, but he's starting to think the feelings aren't mutual. She has no interest in starting a family, and she's been spending more time with a "friend" from work.

He's worried she may be cheating on him. Is she? We'll find out!

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Moe's Calling One Of Us Out For Messing Up His Surprise Party Invite List 
00:08:53

A few weeks ago, Moe was thrown a surprise birthday party. The majority of the show wasn't invited. Why? Moe knows, and he's calling out our Producer Keity!

 

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Sep 16, 2021
We Can't Believe Bert And Kristin Are Arguing Over This
00:06:08

We Can't Believe Bert And Kristin Are Arguing Over This 


 

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Sep 16, 2021
He's Whiling To Pay His Ex Wife How Much To Reconcile?! 
00:10:21

Our listener reached out seeking advice after her ex bribed her to stay in their relationship. We opened the phone lines to those who had been bribed as well, and one call shocked us all.

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Is Our Intern An A*Hole For Not Letting Her Teammate Borrow Her Uniform?
00:07:16

Our intern Kamryn's cheer team is short on uniforms. Because of this, they have to borrow uniforms from one another for games. So last week, her teammate asked to borrow a uniform, but Kamryn said "no" because her teammate didn't let her borrow her notes for class.

Does this make her an a*hole?

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Bert's Having A Hard Time Understanding People Who Enjoy Doing This
00:05:37

Bert's oldest son enjoys being alone, and Bert doesn't understand why. He doesn't think his son is truly happy with being isolated.

So today, he's bringing his question to the table. Is there anyone who enjoys being isolated?

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Follow Up Thursday: She Caught Her Son-In-Law Cheating On Her Daughter! 
00:05:03

Remember the mother who needed our help testing her son-in-law's loyalty to her daughter? She noticed her daughter wasn't as happy as she used to be, and she suspected her son-in-law was cheating. 

We did some digging, and she was right! So what has happened since? We have an update! 


 

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Sep 16, 2021
Bert Has A Question For All Servers...
00:06:00

Bert Has A Question For All Servers...

 

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Sep 16, 2021
She's Insulted By The Ring Her Fiancé Proposed With
00:07:58

Two weeks ago, she got engaged, and she was overjoyed! Then things changed once she found out her fiancé gave his ex a bigger ring when they were engaged. 

Now she's insulted and thinks she deserves a bigger ring. Is she right? 

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Should She Tell These Parents What She Saw Their Daughter Do In The Bathroom? 
00:05:44

You use the restroom while out eating and notice a little kid in the bathroom doesn't wash their hands. They go back to their seat and put their dirty hands in the face of a baby.

Do you speak up and say something to the parents? Or do you stay out of it?

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Kristin Has A Warning For Those Who Sleep Naked
00:04:21

Do you sleep naked? Well, a doctor on TikTok named Tony Youn would like you to know that you should stop.

He says no one should sleep naked because of all the gas we pass in our sleep...which usually contains a small amount of fecal matter.

He says the average person breaks wind 15 to 25 times a day, and some of those biscuits happen in our sleep. So you end up lightly soiling your sheets each night, and it adds up. But clothing basically catches 100% of those particles. So as long as you're wearing underwear, your sheets should stay relatively clean.

 

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Sep 16, 2021
We Discuss: Did Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend Really Get Swollen Testicles From The COVID Vaccine?
00:05:48

We Discuss: Did Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend Really Get Swollen Testicles From The COVID Vaccine?

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Should She Apologize To Her Mom's Boyfriend For Calling Him Out? 
00:12:19

She hasn't been a fan of her mom's boyfriend since the day she met him. He constantly lies and has given her mom empty promises. So when her mother asked her for her opinion of him, she didn't hold back.

Here's the problem: Her mother told her boyfriend everything she said about him. He confronted our listener, and now she's wondering if she should apologize to him.

Thoughts?

 

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Sep 16, 2021
Full Show: September 15, 2021
01:57:11

Full Show: September 15, 2021

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Moe Is Dealing With The Burden Of Survivor's Guilt
00:07:10

Moe recently received some heartbreaking news from two of his friends. Their mothers are currently battling severe health problems. For Moe, this has been hard to handle, and he's not sure how to support his friends during this time.

He explains... 

 

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Sep 15, 2021
We Can't Believe How This YouTuber Exploited Her Child
00:05:37

We Can't Believe How This YouTuber Exploited Her Child

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Romeo Opens Up About Being Ashamed Of His Skin Color
00:05:25

Yesterday, Romeo opened up about his body image struggles. During that conversation, he mentioned being ashamed of his skin complexion. So today, we're diving deeper into that conversation. 

Listen...

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Is It A Bad Idea For Her To Start A Business With Her Father?
00:06:10

She wants to start a business, but her credit score isn't good enough to get a loan. So she reached out to her dad for help, and now she's worried he's going to steal her idea.

What should she do to prevent this from happening?

 

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Sep 15, 2021
If You Own An Apple Product, You Must Do This Today!
00:05:40

If you own ANY Apple product, you need to update it IMMEDIATELY! Why? Because there is spyware that can access everything on your phone. This spyware can turn on your camera, send text messages, and more.

 

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Sep 15, 2021
War Of The Roses: He Loves His Wife...But He's Worried The Feelings Aren't Mutual
00:06:17

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

He loves his wife, but he's starting to think the feelings aren't mutual. She has no interest in starting a family, and she's been spending more time with a "friend" from work.

He's worried she may be cheating on him. Is she? We'll find out!

 

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Sep 15, 2021
We Continue To Honor Comedy Legend Norm Macdonald
00:06:31

We Continue To Honor Comedy Legend Norm Macdonald

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Kristin Was Hit With Instant Karma After Doing This To Her Husband
00:05:48

A stranger insulted Kristin's husband during their vacation, and Kristin refuses to let him live it down. So for the rest of their vacation, she was teasing him about the insult. 

Whelp, karma came back around and got Kristin. Here's how...

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Curiosity Call Update: She Wants To Know Why Her Ex Broke Up With Her Before Graduation
00:05:19

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don’t know how to reach out to them.

That’s where we come in! We’ll reach out to the person and get you the answers you deserve.

Chelsea was planning her future with her ex until he abruptly broke up with her before they graduated college. She's tried to move on, but she's worried that the next guy will leave her too.

So today, she's seeking answers from her ex. Why did he call it quits without giving her an explanation? We have answers...

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Would You Rather: The Offensive Wedding Edition
00:07:02

We’ve heard of some crazy wedding stories, but nothing compares to the stories Kristin found. She came across an article with the most offensive wedding themes.

So it’s time to play another round of “would you rather.” Which offensive wedding would you rather go to?

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Are These The Most Overrated Popular Movies Of All Time?
00:05:20

Yesterday, Bert and Davi got into a heated debate over a Jeff Bridges movie. Bert thinks "The Big Lebowski" is overrated, but Davi disagrees.

So today, we're bringing more popular movies to the table. Are these the most overrated movies of all time? We debate!

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Should She Reach Out To Her Brother She's Not Supposed To Know About? 
00:05:44

Years ago, she found out she has an older brother from her dad's previous relationship. She never told her parents she knew about her brother and held onto the secret for years.

Now that she's older, she wants to connect with her brother. Should she talk to her dad about this or try to find her brother alone?

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Bert Can't Believe How Expensive These Bags Are
00:05:33

Bert Can't Believe How Expensive These Bags Are

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Does Your Name Have An Unusual Spelling? We Want To Hear From You! 
00:05:54

Your parents tried to be unique, so they gave your name an unusual spelling. But the spelling of your name doesn't make sense.

Are you one of these people? We want to hear from you!

 

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Sep 15, 2021
She Just Found Out Her Fiancé Cheated A Year Ago...Now What?
00:03:46

She just found out her fiancé cheated on her a year ago from his mistress. She sent her screenshots of their conversations. But when she confronted her fiancé, he denied cheating.

Now she's considering canceling the wedding. Should she?

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: This Principal Was Suspended For Posting A Picture Of His Wife?! 
00:06:24

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: A Texas principal was suspended for posting a "Happy Anniversary" photo with his wife. So today, Davi's calling out the school's administration, but we're a little distracted by this one thing Davi just said.

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Marrying Another Man In A Video Game?
00:06:10

Cassie’s been in DEEP on the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: She's getting married to some in a video game, and her boyfriend is upset. He considers this cheating, but she doesn't. Is she an a*hole?

 

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Sep 15, 2021
We Honor Comedy Legend Norm Macdonald
00:05:34

We Honor Comedy Legend Norm Macdonald

 

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Sep 15, 2021
He's Worried About The Future Of His Dating Life In A New Country 
00:05:16

The mother of his son is moving to a new country, and he's following them so he can still be in his kid's life. This is a big step, and he's worried about the future of his dating life. Any advice?

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Bert's Relieved To Know How Well His Son's Adjusting To College
00:06:38

Bert was super nervous about his son starting college. He wasn't sure how he was going to adjust to the new environment, and he was worried about him.

He's now almost through his first week of school, and he's doing GREAT! This is a huge relief for Bert, and he's super proud of his son.

Listen...

 

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Sep 15, 2021
Full Show: September 14, 2021
01:56:24

Full Show: September 14, 2021

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Is Cassie's Friend Wrong For Hiding This From Her Husband? 
00:06:50

Cassie's friend has an adult toy she uses during times she can't e intimate with her husband. She kept this private, but her husband ended up finding the toy.

He's PISSED that she would hide this from her, but she doesn't see the big deal. Whos' right?

 

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Sep 14, 2021
We Discuss: Is Marriage More Beneficial For Women?
00:06:21

If you haven't heard, Moe has a podcast – “In The Moement” - and every week he covers a variety of topics.

In an upcoming episode, Moe's friend opened up about his beef with marriage. He thinks it's more beneficial for women.

Is he right? We discuss...

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Dr. Sanjay Gupta Responds To Nicki Minaj's Controversial Tweets
00:05:54

Dr. Sanjay Gupta Responds To Nicki Minaj's Controversial Tweets

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Our Intern's In Love With A Man She Just Met?!
00:09:10

During our Intern Tyler's family vacation to St. Thomas, she met a wonderful man. The two spent the entire week together, and now she's in love! She wants to spend more time with him, but the distance is becoming a problem.

So for her upcoming birthday, she wants to fly him out to stay with her for a MONTH! Is this a good idea or a disaster waiting to happen?

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Her Sister Is Rushing To Get Married Before Her...And She's Pissed!
00:06:29

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

She's in the middle of planning her wedding and her sister just dropped a bombshell on her! Her sister is rushing to get married before her! Her emotions are all over the place, and she doesn't know what to do. Should she tell her sister how upset she is?

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Davi Owes Her Dog An Apology For Almost Doing This...
00:05:51

This past weekend Davi celebrated her dog Rickles adoption day. She's so happy that she adopted him, but she didn't always feel that way.

She's been holding on to some guilt. And today, she decided to come clean in a special letter to Rickles.

 

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Sep 14, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Nicki Minaj's Tweets About The COVID Vaccine
00:06:02

We Share Our Thoughts On Nicki Minaj's Tweets About The COVID Vaccine

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Curiosity Call: She Wants To Know Why Her Ex Broke Up With Her Before Graduation
00:10:32

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don’t know how to reach out to them.

That’s where we come in! We’ll reach out to the person and get you the answers you deserve.

Chelsea was planning her future with her ex until he abruptly broke up with her before they graduated college. She's tried to move on, but she's worried that the next guy will leave her too.

So today, she's seeking answers from her ex. Why did he call it quits without giving her an explanation? We have answers...

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Romeo Opens Up About His Body Image Struggles
00:07:13

A few weeks ago, our Producer Romeo participated in a billiards showdown against our other Producer Keity. Because he lost the game, he had to pay off his bet of standing on the corner in a speedo.

Leading up to this day, Romeo was SUPER NERVOUS. He struggles with his body image, and overcoming this fear was difficult. He explains...

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Kristin And Davi Have Beef With Bert Over What He Said About This Classic
00:05:50

Kristin And Davi Have Beef With Bert Over What He Said About This Classic

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Should Bert's Friend Ditch This Guy Because Of The Way He Dresses? 
00:07:05

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

In this case, Bert's friend met a great guy online. She was interested in him until the two met in person. He dresses like a skateboarder, and it's a big turn-off.

Should she look past this or stop dating him?

 

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Sep 14, 2021
This Dad Is Upset Cassie's Friend Saved His Kid's Life?!
00:05:32

Your child is hanging out at their friend's house, and they end up having an allergic reaction. To save your kid's life, their friend's mom uses an unprescribed EpiPen on your kid. Would you be grateful or upset?

In this case, Cassie's friend saved a kid's life, but the dad was upset. Here's what went down...

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Ditch Or Date: Should She Give This Long-Distance Relationship A Chance?
00:05:07

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

Her mom hooked her up with a guy from church, and she really likes him. The two have been dating for a month, and now he's moving five hours away. Now she's worried about how the distance will affect their relationship.

Should she give their long-distance relationship a chance?

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Ed Sheeran Joins The Bert Show And Opens Up Like Never Before
00:08:22

Ed Sheeran joined The Bert Show and opened up like never before. He told us how he really feels about award show after-parties, the time he was called out in front of someone he admires, and about parenthood!

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Keity Is Weirded Out By What Her Ex Is Secretly Doing
00:05:19

You and your ex split MONTHS ago, but you just found out through a server at your favorite restaurant, they're keeping tabs on you. So how do you react?

This is happening to our Producer Keity, and she's confused. Why is her ex still keeping tabs on her?

 

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Sep 14, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts About Britney Spears' Fiancé
00:05:30

We Share Our Thoughts About Britney Spears' Fiancé 

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Hoping Her Sister Gets Coronavirus?
00:09:17

Her sister believes Coronavirus is no worse than the flu. Our listener hates that her sister isn't taking the virus seriously, and she secretly wishes her sister gets COVID. Does this make her an awful pers

 

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Sep 14, 2021
Full Show: September 13, 2021
01:58:48

Full Show: September 13, 2021

 

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Sep 13, 2021
David's Date With Destiny: PT 3 - The West Coast Edition
00:07:41

He's leaving everything behind to travel the country...and he has no idea where he's going. We have an idea to help him...

Meet our friend, David! He told us that even though he's packing up his life into his car and driving around the country with no destination, our Bert Show listeners can pick where he goes!

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Update: Should He Talk His Friend Out Of Proposing?
00:05:10

His friend is planning a super elaborate marriage proposal this weekend that hinges on a lot of things. He's afraid his friend's plan may fall apart at any step. Should he tell him to do something more low key or just keep his mouth shut?

 

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Sep 13, 2021
We Crushed This Round Of "What Won't Shaq Endorse?"
00:06:16

We Crushed This Round Of "What Won't Shaq Endorse?"

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Her Boyfriend Is Still Holding On To Nudes Of His Exes?!
00:09:54

She been with her boyfreind for over two years, and she deeply loves him. BUT she just found out he has NUDE PHOTOS of his exes saved in his phone! 

So what does she do?! 

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Bert's Having A Hard Time Now That His Son Is Away At College
00:06:43

Bert dropped his oldest son off at college over the weekend, and he's overwhelmed with emotions. He thought he couldn't handle his son being away, but the distance is starting to get to him. He explains...

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Update: The Dad Of The Kid She Was Babysitting KISSED Her!
00:05:19

She’s the babysitter, and when she got done watching the kids the dad made a pass at her! Now what? We have an update!

 

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Sep 13, 2021
We React To These Football Fans' Chant To Ashton Kutcher
00:06:01

We React To These Football Fans' Chant To Ashton Kutcher

 

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Sep 13, 2021
These Yelp Reviews For Our Colleges Are Brutal! 
00:06:52

A few weeks ago, we did a segment about terrible Ivy League school Yelp reviews. So today, we're reading the Yelp views from the colleges we attended.

Let's just say some of us wished we knew about these reviews before we attended our schools. Listen!

 

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Sep 13, 2021
We Celebrate These Teams Coming Off The Winless List + Update On Davi's Jury Duty
00:07:33

Some high school football teams around Atlanta went winless last year, but we're rooting for them this year! Our goal is to get all of these teams OFF the winless list! Plus an update from Davi. Will she have to serve for jury duty?

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Curiosity Call Update: She's Upset She Wasn't First To Receive A Wedding Invite From Her Coworker
00:06:06

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don’t know how to reach out to them.

That’s where we come in! We’ll reach out to the person and get you the answers you deserve.

Grace thought that she and one of her coworkers were super close. Until she realized she received an invite to her wedding WEEKS after some of their other coworkers.

She was upset because she thought they were best friends. So why did she get the wedding invitation last? We have answers...

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Texting Tutor Update: We Need To Tell Her Roommate That Her Boyfriend Moved In!
00:04:02

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Jenny's friend/roommate OWNS the house Jenny lives in, but had to leave for a while to go take care of her sick mother. Well, she's coming back and we have to find a way to tell her that a) Jenny's boyfriend has MOVED IN and b) ask if he can STAY.

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Moe Shares His Thoughts On The Brawl At The VMAs
00:05:24

Moe Shares His Thoughts On The Brawl At The VMAs

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Update: He Told His Wife He Fantasizes About The Younger, Thinner Version Of Her
00:05:15

Which is more offensive...your husband fantasizing about another woman or your husband fantasizing about a younger, thinner you?

Her husband admitted he fantasizes about her when they're being intimate…a younger version of her…and it's got her feeling a certain way…

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Kristin's First Family Vacation Was A Success!
00:06:52

Kristin and her husband Bart went on their first family vacation with their baby. The trip was successful, and today Kristin's sharing the three tips that helped her during this trip. Listen...

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Moe Witnessed An Intense Fight On A Plane!
00:06:46

We've probably have all seen videos of viral fights on planes. But what do you do when a fight is going down right in front of you?!

It happened to Moe on a flight home, and the fight was intense! He shares what went down...

 

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Sep 13, 2021
She Feels Threatened By Her Boyfriend's Female Friend 
00:04:33

Her boyfriend's best friend is a woman, and their relationship is getting under her skin. She's threatened by their emotional connection and thinks his friend is intimidating.

Here's the main issue: She's pregnant, and her boyfriend wants his friend to be the godmother of their child. She wants to say no even though she knows his friend would be a godmother.

Is she wrong for feeling this way? 

 

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Sep 13, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Britney Spears' Engagement
00:05:03

We Share Our Thoughts On Britney Spears' Engagement

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Update: His Wife Asked To Spend The Weekend With Another Man!
00:05:15

His wife needed a break, so she asked to spend the weekend with a single male friend of hers. She swears nothing happened, but he feels disrespected. So what happened over the weekend?

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Davi Went On A Top Secret Mission Over The Weekend 
00:08:02

Over the weekend, Davi went on a secret trip to recover one of her dad's valuable possessions. There were a series of unfortunate events leading up to the trip, but thankfully Davi's mission was successful.

Here's what happened...

 

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Sep 13, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Would You Rather - Vacation Disaster Edition
00:05:19

Weekly Top 10: Would You Rather - Vacation Disaster Edition 

 

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Sep 11, 2021
Weekly Top 10: His Girlfriend Is Demanding Him To Reconnect With His Ex?!
00:06:01

Weekly Top 10: His Girlfriend Is Demanding Him To Reconnect With His Ex?!

 

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Sep 11, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 1 - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:10:39

Weekly Top 10: PT 1 - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?

 

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Sep 11, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 2 - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:13:42

Weekly Top 10: PT 2 - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?

 

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Sep 11, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 3 - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:12:31

Weekly Top 10: PT - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?

 

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Sep 11, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 4 - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:13:14

Weekly Top 10: PT 4 - Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?

 

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Sep 11, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 2 - Is Her Date's Friend The Reason Why He Ghosted Her?
00:12:56

 Weekly Top 10: PT 2 - Is Her Date's Friend The Reason Why He Ghosted Her?

 

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Sep 11, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 1 - Is Her Date's Friend The Reason Why He Ghosted Her?
00:05:50

 Weekly Top 10: PT 1 - Is Her Date's Friend The Reason Why He Ghosted Her?


 

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Sep 11, 2021
Full Show: September 10, 2021
02:00:04

Full Show: September 10, 2021

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Bert Responds To Listeners' Vacation Complaints
00:08:14

The show has returned from vacation, and Bert has some beef with a few listeners. While he on vacation, he received a list of complaints from a few listeners.

So today, he's taking some time to respond.

 

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Sep 10, 2021
PT 5: Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:05:26

She’s nineteen and just got asked out by a guy considerably older than her! Should she go or not?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
She's Worried Her Husband Is Cheating Again. Should She Confront Him?
00:05:39

A while back, her husband tried to leave their family after she caught him cheating. Eventually, the two decided to move past the infidelity and work on their marriage.

Weeks later, she noticed that he was slipping back into his old habits. He started coming home late from work, hiding his phone, etc.

She's worried he's cheating again, but she's not sure how to confront him. What should she do?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
War Of The Roses Update: Her Husband Cheated On Her Twice...And She's Worried He's Doing It Again 
00:06:53

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

She has a feeling that her husband is cheating on her...again! The last two times she had this feeling, she was right.

So she wants our help testing him. Is he up to no good?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 1: She Needs Help Telling Her Ex She Did This For Their Son Behind His Back
00:05:10

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Jan's ex-husband signed their five-year-old son up for soccer, but he HATES it. So she signed up their son up for dance, which he loves.

Here's the problem: She knows he ex will be against this. Can we help her break the news to her ex without him freaking out?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Texting Tutor PT 2: She Needs Help Telling Her Ex She Did This For Their Son Behind His Back
00:12:10

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Jan's ex-husband signed their five-year-old son up for soccer, but he HATES it. So she signed up their son up for dance, which he loves.

Here's the problem: She knows he ex will be against this. Can we help her break the news to her ex without him freaking out?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Update: Should She Go On A Trip With Her Boyfriend Before Kicking Him To The Curb?
00:05:14

She's been with her boyfriend for eight months, and her feelings for him are starting to dwindle. She was prepared to end their relationship until he surprised her with a birthday trip.

She considered backing out of the trip, but it's non-refundable. So what does she do?!

Should she break up with him before the trip? Or should she use this trip to rekindle their relationship?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Is Kristin's Husband Wrong For Saying This To Their Babysitter?
00:06:46

For the first time since their son was born, Kristin and her husband had a date night. Kristin's best friend planned everything and watched the baby during their date.

But before they left the house, Kristin's husband said something that she thought was out of line.

Is she right?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Davi Needs Some Love...Especially After Receiving This Letter
00:06:26

This is our first week back in the studio in over a year, and there's a ton of old mail we're just now receiving. Bert received kind fan mail encouraging him to write a book.

However, the mail Davi received was not as nice. One letter was a cease and desist. And the other letter was straight-up hate mail.

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Second Date Update - PT 1: Is Her Date's Friend The Reason Why He Ghosted Her?
00:05:48

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

A few weeks ago, she went on a date with a guy she didn't initially like. He was sweet, and they had a better time than they expected. Plus, their date ended with a kiss.

So why hasn't she heard back from him since their date? We have answers...

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Second Date Update - PT 2: Is Her Date's Friend The Reason Why He Ghosted Her?
00:06:26

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

A few weeks ago, she went on a date with a guy she didn't initially like. He was sweet, and they had a better time than they expected. Plus, their date ended with a kiss.

So why hasn't she heard back from him since their date? We have answers...

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Update: Davi's Super Nervous About Attending This Appointment Today
00:06:56

Davi has been having a hard time sleeping lately. Her husband has noticed that she stops breathing for a few seconds in her sleep. So she decided to schedule a sleep study test, but she's nervous about one thing.

She explains...

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Should She Break Up With Her Friend Over This?
00:07:00

Your life is going GREAT! You just landed your dream job, bought your dream car, and you're the happiest you've ever been.

However, your friend is going through a tough time. You've tried to be understanding and supportive. But your friend always claims you're not there for her, and you're over her negative energy.

You want to end the friendship, but you don't know how. So what do you do? Ghost or send a breakup text to your friend?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Bert Regrets Doing This Last Week
00:03:57

If you missed it, last week Bert gave out his phone number on-air. We advised him not to do it, but he didn't think it was a big deal. But over 400 messages later, he regrets giving out his number.

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Should She Tell Her Dad She's Not His Biological Daughter?
00:09:20

Whew, this story has a TON of layers that we were not prepared for. For starters, our listener and her dad haven't always had the best relationship. But the two attempted to rebuild their relationship after her dad's near-death experience.

Here's the problem: Last year, she found out through 23andMe that she's NOT her dad's biological daughter.

He has no idea, and she's toying with the idea of telling him. But after everything they've been through, she's not sure if she should tell him.

What does she do?!

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Should She Break Up With Her Dream Man Because He Refuses To Do This?
00:05:53

]You've been dating a WONDERFUL man for over nine months. He's loving to your kids, financially stable, selfless, and all-around your dream man. BUT he REFUSES to go to the doctor.

You always told yourself if you dated a man who refuses to see a doctor, it would be a deal-breaker. So does this apply to your current situation?

Our listener is currently in this situation, and she doesn't know what to do. Is her deal-breaker worth ending their relationship over?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: Victoria Secret Karen
00:07:22

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: A woman that has been labeled "Victoria Secret Karen" harassed a Black woman in the store, tried to strike her, and then had a meltdown.

Here's Davi's A*Hole of the Week.

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Returning This "Baby Shower" Gift?
00:05:24

Cassie’s been in DEEP on the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Her coworker invited her to her daughter's baby shower, but when she arrived she realized it was FAKE! Her coworker's daughter wasn't pregnant. This "baby shower" was a party to make her daughter feel better.

She asked her coworker is she could return the gift, and she said it would be rude. Is she right? Would she be an a*hole for returning the "baby shower" gift?

 

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Sep 10, 2021
Full Show: September 9, 2021
01:56:42

Full Show: September 9, 2021

 

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Sep 09, 2021
PT 4: Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:05:51

She’s nineteen and just got asked out by a guy considerably older than her! Should she go or not?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Moe Thought He Was Done Doing This, But He Was Wrong
00:06:45

Out of everyone on the show, Moe has the highest number of people blocked on social media. When he first started on the show, some comments from listeners rubbed him the wrong way. So what did he do? Block them!

Eventually, Moe learned to ignore the negative comments he received. But after reading an extremely hurtful comment recently, he's started his block party again.

 

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Sep 09, 2021
She Cheated On Her Boyfriend...And Now She's Pregnant?!
00:06:01

Uh-oh! It looks like our listener is in a sticky situation. She cheated on her boyfriend with her coworker. To make matters worse, she just found out that she's pregnant!

Should she come clean and tell her boyfriend there's a possibility he's not the father?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
War Of The Roses: Her Husband Cheated On Her Twice...And She's Worried He's Doing It Again 
00:04:46

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

She has a feeling that her husband is cheating on her...again! The last two times she had this feeling, she was right.

So she wants our help testing him. Is he up to no good?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Couples Experiment Day 3: One Of Us Is Playing It Safe...But For Good Reason
00:09:59

According to a UK poll, the average household has over 20 disagreements in a week. So Kristin wants to put this poll to the test.

She wants us to document every disagreement we get into with our significant others. We're on board, but we're worried this experiment will cause some tension in our relationships.

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Should She Tell Her Friend The Real Reason Why She's Still Single?
00:06:46

Your friend has been single for YEARS, and you can tell she's unhappy. Time after time, you've watched her strike out with the men she's attracted to. You think it's because she's going after men that are out of her league.

But do you sit her down and tell her this? Or do you keep your thoughts to yourself?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Davi's On A Mission To Expose The Man Who Stole This From Her
00:06:34

Davi and her husband paid top dollar to spend a weekend with George Clooney and his wife. But someone else STOLE the meet and greet from her, and now she's convinced this person is FAKE!

Who is this mystery person? We'll find out...

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Tagline Trivia: Can You Guess What Movie These Taglines Are From?
00:06:49

So, normally when we play Suck It Tommy Trivia, Tommy asks us all trivia questions about movies (he’s not allowed to play because he knows basically EVERYTHING about Hollywood – he worked at Warner Brothers back in the day – and whoever gets it right gets to yell: “SUCK IT TOMMY!”

But today we're putting a twist on the game. We have to guess the movie based off the tagline Tommy reads.

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Bert Opens Up About The Loss Of His Friend
00:08:11

To say the last few days for Bert has been tough is an understatement. Over the weekend, he received some devastating news about his friend who was battling throat cancer.

Bert has struggled with prayer during this time, but there is one video that has helped him. 

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Update: Based On This Message, Is Her Boyfriend Trying To Break Up With Her?
00:03:43

She has been dating a guy for the last month, and she thought things were going well. Then her boyfriend sent her a cryptic text, and now she doesn't know where they stand.

Based on these messages...is he trying to break up with her?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Ditch Or Date: Should She Stop Dating A Man That Resembles Her Father?
00:05:30

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

For weeks she had been talking to a guy online, and they finally met in person. He was everything she expected and more. But his mannerisms remind her of her father.

Now when she looks at him, she ONLY sees her father. It's starting to become a turnoff. But does this mean she should stop dating him?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Cassie Teared Up After Her Daughter Reached This Milestone
00:06:07

As a working parent, it's hard being away from your child. Especially when they're super young. They're still learning so much and you don't want to miss a moment of it.

Now that we're back in the studio, it's hard for Cassie to be away from her daughter. But her husband fills her in on everything she misses. And yesterday, Cassie's daughter reached a HUGE milestone!

She said her first sentence, and her words brought Cassie to tears.

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Kristin Opens Up About Her Battle With Anxiety
00:05:46

Kristin's been transparent about her battle with anxiety. Years ago, she started taking meds, and they helped tremendously.

But something happened last week that made her realize it's time to schedule another doctor's appointment. She explains...

 

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Sep 09, 2021
PT 4: How Can She Break Up With Her Boss Without Jeopardizing Her Job?
00:08:08

For months, she's been dating her boss. At first, she thought it would be a quick fling. But the two enjoyed one another's company more than expected, so the fling has been going on for serval months.

Here's the thing: she met someone else, and they're going on a date this weekend.

Now she wants to break things off with her boss. But how can she do that without jeopardizing her job?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Should She Tell Her Neighbor His Spouse Is Cheating On Him?
00:05:23

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

She's become the nosey neighbor in her neighborhood and watches her neighbor's every move! A few days ago she noticed something strange at the couple's house next door. Whenever the husband is gone, a strange man visits the house.

She thinks her neighbor is CHEATING, but she doesn't know what to do about it. Should she tell the husband what's going on?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
She Refuses To Go To Dinner With Her Boyfriend's Parents Because Of This
00:07:51

Her boyfriend is big on dinner conversations and wants her to meet his parents. But she has severe misophonia. She warned him that this is a trigger of hers, but he still wants them to eat together.

So what should she do?

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Bert's Friend Has A Curious Caucasian Question...About Popeyes
00:06:24

From time to time, Bert will ask Moe and our Producer Keity a question that he calls a “Curious Caucasian Question” – it’s basically a (respectful) question about race that he’s ignorant about.

Today's question comes from Bert's friend and it has everything to do with Black movers, and Popeye's chicken.

 

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Sep 09, 2021
Full Show: September 8, 2021
02:00:17

Full Show: September 8, 2021

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Would You Throw Away Your Family For Love?
00:06:04

Cassie's friend comes from a very religious Muslim household, and her boyfriend comes from a Catholic household. The two want to get married, but her family is against it.

Should they ignore her family's opinions and get married anyway?

 

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Sep 08, 2021
PT 3: Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:06:20

She’s nineteen and just got asked out by a guy considerably older than her! Should she go or not? We have an update!

 

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Sep 08, 2021
She Wants To Change Her Baby's Name Because Her Husband Did WHAT?!
00:05:01

For the past four months, she and her husband have been in a great place. Especially after welcoming their baby girl. But she just found out some devastating news.

Three years ago, her husband had an affair. She never knew the name of his mistress until a few days ago. To make matters worse...he named their baby after her!

Now she's not sure what to do. Should she change their baby's name?

 

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Sep 08, 2021
War Of The Roses PT 3: She Caught Her Husband Doing Something Strange...And Now She Wants Answers
00:08:34

They have a newborn, and her husband hasn't been able to get enough sleep before work. So he suggested that they sleep in different bedrooms.

Here's the problem: She woke up at 2 AM one night and caught him half nude on facetime with someone. He quickly hung up and tried to act like he wasn't talking to anyone.

Now she suspects he's cheating and needs our help finding out the truth.

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Couples Experiment Day 2: One Of Our Disagreements Turned Into A HUGE Fight!
00:11:36

According to a UK poll, the average household has over 20 disagreements in a week. So Kristin wants to put this poll to the test.

She wants us to document every disagreement we get into with our significant others. We're on board, but we're worried this experiment will cause some tension in our relationships.

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Davi Has Beef With These Dog Owners Over This...
00:06:40

Davi secretly wants to get a third dog, but her husband's against it. So imagine how he felt when she picked up a dog off the street. Luckily for him, the dog belonged to someone else.

They returned the dog, but it was something about the owners that rubbed Davi the wrong way.

She explains...

 

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Sep 08, 2021
After 10 Years Together, Davi's Husband Just Confessed He Hates This About Her!
00:06:19

Davi and her husband have been together for over a DECADE, and she's just now finding out there's something he HATES about her.

They were all out drinking with her sister, and they started talking about tattoos. Davi revealed there are a few tattoos she's considering getting removed.

And then it happened...the word vomit. Her husband went off about her tattoos and confessed he hates them.

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Is There A Possibility The Man She's Dating Is Catfishing Her?
00:06:47

She met a guy online who ended up introducing her to his friend. At first, she was worried that he was a sleazeball, but she ended up giving him a chance. They've gone on one date...and now she's starting to question who he really is. 

He's not on social media, he comes up with excuses as to why they can't hang out, and her instinct is telling her something is off.

Should she look into his background or ditch him? 

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Ditch Or Date: He's Never Offered To Pay For Their Dates...Is That A Red Flag?
00:06:26

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

A few weeks ago, she started dating someone new, and their dates have been great. But he's never offered to pay for their dates.

Out of the dates they've been on, she's paid the bill twice, and the rest was split evenly. Is this a red flag?

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Update: His Girlfriend Is Demanding Him To Reconnect With His Ex?!
00:06:31

His current girlfriend confronted him after he called out his ex's name in his sleep. He reassured his girlfriend that he doesn't have feelings for his ex, but that wasn't a good enough response for her.

Now she's DEMANDING him to reconnect with his ex to determine if he still has feelings for her or not.

Should he go along with her request?

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Would You Rather: Vacation Disaster Edition!
00:05:11

Not all vacations are as relaxing as they should be, and Kristin has a list of horror stories to prove it. So it's time to play another round of "would you rather" the vacation disaster.

From waking up to a man doing something strange with your foot to being forced to go to Disney with your father's mistress, we have some tough choices to make.

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Cassie's Friend's Wife Put Him In A Super Uncomfortable Situation
00:05:21

Cassie's friend's wife is making him SUPER uncomfortable in his own home! She's White and thinks it's okay to sing the n-word in songs at home. He told her it's unacceptable, but she doesn't understand why.

We discuss...

 

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Sep 08, 2021
This Woman Caught A Man Fat-Shaming Her On A Plane?!
00:07:13

A video on TikTok has gone viral after a woman exposed a man for fat-shaming her on a plane.

The man was sitting next to her, and she noticed he was texting someone. In the messages, he was complaining about her and called her a "fat ass." She took pictures of his texts and blasted him on social media.

We discuss...

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Moe's Uncle Got Cussed Out For Doing His Job?! 
00:06:32

Moe's uncle works at a children's hospital that has a strict mask policy. His job is to make sure that people comply with the policy before sending them back to the doctor.

In this situation, Moe's uncle got into a heated argument with a family that refused to comply with the hospital's policy.

 

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Sep 08, 2021
PT 3: How Can She Break Up With Her Boss Without Jeopardizing Her Job?
00:06:20

For months, she's been dating her boss. At first, she thought it would be a quick fling. But the two enjoyed one another's company more than expected, so the fling has been going on for serval months.

Here's the thing: she met someone else, and they're going on a date this weekend.

Now she wants to break things off with her boss. But how can she do that without jeopardizing her job?

 

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Sep 08, 2021
His Wife Just Gave Birth, And He Already Wants A Break From Their Baby?!
00:06:00

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Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

He and his wife welcomed their baby boy two weeks ago. He loves spending time with his family, but he's exhausted. He wants some time to himself with some friends.

Does this make him an a*hole?

 

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Sep 08, 2021
People Are Body Shaming Kristin's Baby?!
00:05:36

For the last few months, Kristin has been on cloud nine. She and her husband Bart welcomed their baby boy, and she's been out on maternity. Today she returned to tell her how motherhood is treating her.

She loves being a mother and has shared pictures with everyone. The majority of the comments have been great, but some people have started to BODY SHAME her baby.

 

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Sep 08, 2021
She Caught Her Father Cheating With A Woman From Their Church!
00:07:52

Her parents have been married for nearly 27 years, and their marriage has been rocky. So much so that her father has talked about leaving her mom. But recently, her mom has felt like he's having an affair. Is her feeling right? Our listener thinks so!

Her brother found pictures of a woman they go to church with on his phone. Now they believe he's having an affair with her.

She's considering confronting the woman, but she isn't sure if she should. Any advice?

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Full Show: September 7, 2021
02:00:59

Full Show: September 7, 2021

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Davi Slept With Another Man...On TikTok?!
00:05:56

It's true! Davi "slept" with another man on TikTok. But before you start to judge her, she wants to clarify what happened.

It all started when she started watching her favorite TikTok user's live. He started getting sleepy, and so did Davi. The next thing she knew, she was taking a tap with him on his live.

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Update: Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:07:42

She’s nineteen and just got asked out by a guy considerably older than her! Should she go or not?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Her Husband's Ex Is Dating His Little Brother?!
00:06:01

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Her husband's ex is dating his little brother, and their relationship is starting to divide the family. She and her husband are PISSED! But his family supports this relationship.

Listen...

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Cassie And Her Husband Were Caught In A Compromising Position?!
00:05:13

A relator was driving to Cassie's home when they saw something disturbing through her window. What did they see? Cassie and her husband in a compromising position! 

But Cassie SWEARS it's not what they think. So what was she really doing? She explains...

 

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Sep 07, 2021
War Of The Roses Update: She Caught Her Husband Doing Something Strange...And Now She Wants Answers
00:05:04

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

They have a newborn, and her husband hasn't been able to get enough sleep before work. So he suggested that they sleep in different bedrooms.

Here's the problem: She woke up at 2 AM one night and caught him half nude on facetime with someone. He quickly hung up and tried to act like he wasn't talking to anyone.

Now she suspects he's cheating and needs our help finding out the truth.

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Davi Got Into How Many Arguments With Her Husband Yesterday?!
00:14:19

According to a UK poll, the average household has over 20 disagreements in a week. So Kristin wants to put this poll to the test.

She wants us to document every disagreement we get into with our significant others. We're on board, but we're worried this experiment will cause some tension in our relationships.

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Should She Skip Her Work Event To Attend Her Friend's Wedding?
00:05:25

Our listener's torn between two special events, and she's not sure which one to chose. One of the events is for her job the other event is her friend's wedding.

She wants to attend the wedding. But she's worried about the consequences if she skips her work event.

What does she do?!

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Update: How Does He Tell His Girlfriend He Wants A Prenup In The Future?
00:10:18

He's been with his girlfriend for over three years, and he's ready to propose. But before taking the next step, he wants to have a conversation with her about a prenup.

He's financially successful, and she's just now building her business. The last thing he wants to do is lose 50% of what he's worked for.

So how should approach this conversation?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Closure Call PT 2: He Broke Up With Her Without An Explanation...And Now She Wants Answers
00:07:07

What do you do when dreamy Mr. Perfect totally sweeps you off your feet, there’s a connection, then he disappears? If you broke up or he ghosted you, but you’re still not exactly sure why…you need a Closure Call!

She was dating this guy for four months and even met his kids. But shortly after, he broke up with her without an explanation.

So what went wrong? We'll reach out to him for answers.

 

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Sep 07, 2021
His Girlfriend Is Demanding Him To Reconnect With His Ex?!
00:05:57

His current girlfriend confronted him after he called out his ex's name in his sleep. He reassured his girlfriend that he doesn't have feelings for his ex, but that wasn't a good enough response for her.

Now she's DEMANDING him to reconnect with his ex to determine if he still has feelings for her or not.

Should he go along with her request?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Update: Should He Make A Move On A Woman He Briefly Worked With?
00:06:14

During his recent work trip, our listener met an attractive woman. The two worked together for about an hour, and he picked up some flirty vibes. They ended up parting ways, but he hasn't stopped thinking about her.

Should he reach out and shoot his shot via email? Or would he be stepping into creepy territory?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
CASSIE IS PREGNANT AGAIN!
00:09:36

You asked for more Bert Show content, and that's what we're going to give you! So for the last few weeks, we've been recording bonus content.

Earlier this week, while we were recording, one Bert Show member dropped a MAJOR BOMBSHELL on us!

Listen...

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Moe Had A HUGE Wakeup Call...And Now He's Ready To Make This Change
00:06:46

Just like Bert, Moe participated in the 30-day no-drinking challenge. He completed the challenge, but he resumed his poor drinking habits afterward.

He opened up about making a change in his life. But the importance of making this change didn't hit him until he recorded his latest podcast episode with Bert.

The audio was unbearable for him to hear, but now he's ready to make a change.

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Update: How Can She Break Up With Her Boss Without Jeopardizing Her Job?
00:05:45

For months, she's been dating her boss. At first, she thought it would be a quick fling. But the two enjoyed one another's company more than expected, so the fling has been going on for serval months.

Here's the thing: she met someone else, and they're going on a date this weekend.

Now she wants to break things off with her boss. But how can she do that without jeopardizing her job?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Is Her BFF Trying To Tell Her He Wants To Be More Than Friends?
00:05:43

Five years ago, she dated her best guy friend for six months. The two broke up and remained friends, but now their relationship is changing. He's been sending her mixed messages, and now she's confused.

Does he want to rekindle their romantic relationship?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Is Bert's Home Selling Strategy Unethical?
00:06:24

Bert's in the process of selling his old home, and he thinks he's discovered a hack to scout potential home buyers. But he has an uneasy feeling about what he's doing.

So he's bringing this discussion to us. Is it unethical to research potential home buyers?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Update: Should She Crash Her Kids' Secret House Party? 
00:07:34

She and her husband are going out of town this weekend, and they're leaving their teenage sons at home. But they just found out the kids plan on throwing a party.

Should she and her husband pretend to leave then crash their party? Or should they trust the kids?

 

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Sep 07, 2021
Full Show: September 6, 2021
02:02:04

Full Show: September 6, 2021

 

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Sep 06, 2021
New Update: Should She Go Out On A Date With Someone Way Older Than Her?
00:10:29

She’s nineteen and just got asked out by a guy considerably older than her! Should she go or not?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
She Wants To Hide Her Mom's Significant Other At Her Wedding?!
00:06:01

Her daughter's getting married soon, and she's bringing her girlfriend to the wedding. But her daughter doesn't want them sitting together. She requested that her mom's girlfriend sit in the row behind her.

She completely understands her daughter's request. However, she's not sure how to break the news to her girlfriend without her getting upset.

 

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Sep 06, 2021
War Of The Roses: She Caught Her Husband Doing Something Strange...And Now She Wants Answers
00:05:33

They have a newborn, and her husband hasn't been able to get enough sleep before work. So he suggested that they sleep in different bedrooms.

Here's the problem: She woke up at 2 AM one night and caught him half nude on facetime with someone. He quickly hung up and tried to act like he wasn't talking to anyone.

Now she suspects he's cheating and needs our help finding out the truth.

 

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Sep 06, 2021
K. Lee's In The Doghouse Over A Purchase He Made Behind His Wife's Back
00:06:26

Yep, you guessed it. K. Lee’s in the hot seat AGAIN with his wife. This time it's over something he did behind his wife's back while she was away for a girls trip.

Here's what went down...

 

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Sep 06, 2021
There's Major Tension In The Studio Between Two Bert Show Members
00:07:17

Uh-oh! It looks like we need to address some tension between two Bert Show members...

A few years ago, Moe and K. Lee had a "bowl off." Moe won, and ever since, K. Lee has been trying to schedule a rematch.

Finally, they had a date set, but Moe canceled to go to an NBA playoff game with Bert. So now Moe's in the doghouse and wants to make things right.

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Is She Wrong For Refusing To Pay For Her Boyfriend's Trip?
00:05:25

She and her boyfriend were planning to go on a trip this weekend, but now they're at odds. She hoped her boyfriend would pitch in for their trip since she pays for the majority of their household expenses.

But when he didn't...she SNAPPED! She asked him to pay for half of the trip, and he declined. He said he shouldn't have to pay to hang out with her friends.

So who's right in this situation?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Ditch Or Date: He's Worried About His Boyfriend's Lack Of Ambition
00:06:50

You connected with someone, and you two started dating. But they’re starting to show their true colors, and you’re not certain if you should continue dating them or not – and that’s where we come in! Tell us your situation, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or continue dating the person.

His 25-year-old boyfriend has NEVER worked a day in if life and currently lives with his parents. On the other hand, our listener is a self-made man that has worked hard for his career.

His boyfriend's lack of ambition bothers him, and he's worried he will become dependent on him in the future.

Is this a red flag or not?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
How Does He Tell His Girlfriend He Wants A Prenup In The Future?
00:07:01

He's been with his girlfriend for over three years, and he's ready to propose. But before taking the next step, he wants to have a conversation with her about a prenup.

He's financially successful, and she's just now building her business. The last thing he wants to do is lose 50% of what he's worked for.

So how should approach this conversation?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Is This Bride's List Of Wedding Expectations Unreasonable?
00:06:43

A bride-to-be has gone viral after sharing her two-page list of expectations for her bridesmaids. The list includes requirements for the attire, bachelorette party, and more.

Her list seems reasonable, so why are people calling her a bridezilla? We have a few thoughts...

 

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Sep 06, 2021
One Bert Show Member Has Beef With All Of Us!
00:07:17

We're trying something new on the show - four-day work weeks! No, all of us will not be taking off on Fridays. Instead, we will be rotating our Fridays off.

Our Operations Manager sent us a form where we had to select our top three preferred Fridays off. But some of our picks overlapped, so we decided to do a random drawing instead.

Whelp, one Bert Show member was HEATED after being picked last. Here's what happened...

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Based On This Message, Is Her Boyfriend Trying To Break Up With Her?
00:05:28

She has been dating a guy for the last month, and she thought things were going well. Then her boyfriend sent her a cryptic text, and now she doesn't know where they stand.

Based on these messages...is he trying to break up with her?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Should He Make A Move On A Woman He Briefly Worked With?
00:05:37

During his recent work trip, our listener met an attractive woman. The two worked together for about an hour, and he picked up some flirty vibes. They ended up parting ways, but he hasn't stopped thinking about her.

Should he reach out and shoot his shot via email? Or would he be stepping into creepy territory?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
One Bert Show Member Just Dropped A Major Bombshell On Us!
00:12:33

You asked for more Bert Show content, and that's what we're going to give you! So for the last few weeks, we've been recording bonus content.

Earlier this week, while we were recording, one Bert Show member dropped a MAJOR BOMBSHELL on us!

Listen...

 

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Sep 06, 2021
This Injury Almost Ruined Bert's Weekend
00:05:41

If you missed Bert’s voice on the show Friday, it’s because he was out after suffering from a neck injury. The pain was unbearable, and his movement was limited.

He explains what happened...

 

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Sep 06, 2021
How Can She Break Up With Her Boss Without Jeopardizing Her Job?
00:05:51

For months, she's been dating her boss. At first, she thought it would be a quick fling. But the two enjoyed one another's company more than expected, so the fling has been going on for serval months.

Here's the thing: she met someone else, and they're going on a date this weekend.

Now she wants to break things off with her boss. But how can she do that without jeopardizing her job?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
She Cheated On Her Boyfriend With Her First Love...Now What?
00:06:22

Our listener is torn between two men, and she doesn't know what to do. She loves her current boyfriend and wants to marry him. BUT her first love just came back into the picture.

She couldn't shake their connection, and she ended up cheating on her boyfriend with her ex! Now she's not sure which man to choose. What does she do?!

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Should K. Lee Narc On His Neighborhood Hoodlums?
00:07:33

K. Lee has started to notice who he calls hoodlums spending a lot of time in his neighborhood. They've been using his cul-de-sac to smoke, and he's over it.

He didn't want to call the cops on them, but he did something instead that might be worse.

Listen...

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Should She Crash Her Kids' Secret House Party?
00:04:02

She and her husband are going out of town this weekend, and they're leaving their teenage sons at home. But they just found out the kids plan on throwing a party.

Should she and her husband pretend to leave then crash their party? Or should they trust the kids?

 

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Sep 06, 2021
Cassie's Pick of the Week: Am I Normal For This Dream Affecting My Entire Day?
00:04:33

Cassie's Pick of the Week: Am I Normal For This Dream?

 

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Sep 05, 2021
Moe's Pick of the Week: Producer Romeo Has To Stand Half-Naked On A Street Corner!
00:06:01

Moe's Pick of the Week: Producer Romeo Has To Stand Half-Naked On A Street Corner!

 

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Sep 05, 2021
Davi's Pick of the Week: Tommy Tests Her Accent For A Big Audition!
00:06:29

Davi's Pick of the Week: Tommy Tests Her Accent For A Big Audition!

 

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Sep 05, 2021
Kristin's Pick Of The Week: The Shaq Endorsement Game
00:06:07

Kristin's Pick Of The Week: The Shaq Endorsement Game

 

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Sep 05, 2021
Bert's Pick Of The Week: Dr. Sanjay Gupta Joins Us To Answer Your New Questions About COVID-19
00:29:30

Bert's Pick Of The Week: Dr. Sanjay Gupta Joins Us To Answer Your New Questions About COVID-19

 

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Sep 05, 2021
Weekly Top 10: When Do You Tell The Guy You're Dating That You're A Widow?
00:05:51

Weekly Top 10: When Do You Tell The Guy You're Dating That You're A Widow?

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Was It Ethical For Davi To Do This?
00:05:26

Weekly Top 10: Was It Ethical For Davi To Do This?

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Is This White Woman An A*Hole For Only Going To Black Salons?
00:06:48

Weekly Top 10: Is This White Woman An A*Hole For Only Going To Black Salons?

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Is Cassie An A*hole For Doing This To Husband?
00:06:04

Is Cassie An A*hole For Doing This To Husband?

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Davi Is Her Own A*Hole Of The Week!
00:05:50

Weekly Top 10: Davi Is Her Own A*Hole Of The Week!

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Ditch or Date - She Got Drunk When She Met His Parents!
00:05:28

Weekly Top 10: Ditch or Date - She Got Drunk When She Met His Parents!

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Curiousity Call - PT 2 - Why Did She Get Her BFF Coworker's Wedding Invite Late?
00:05:45

Weekly Top 10: Curiousity Call - PT 2 - Why Did She Get Her BFF Coworker's Wedding Invite Late?

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 3 - Texting Tutor - She Needs To Tell The Guy She's Seeing That She's Going To A Wedding With Her Ex!
00:05:28

Weekly Top 10: PT 3 - Texting Tutor - She Needs To Tell The Guy She's Seeing That She's Going To A Wedding With Her Ex!

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: PT 4 - Texting Tutor - She Needs To Tell The Guy She's Seeing That She's Going To A Wedding With Her Ex!
00:04:09

Weekly Top 10: PT 4 - Texting Tutor - She Needs To Tell The Guy She's Seeing That She's Going To A Wedding With Her Ex!

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Curiousity Call - PT 3 - Why Did She Get Her BFF Coworker's Wedding Invite Late?
00:08:31

Weekly Top 10: Curiousity Call - PT 3 - Why Did She Get Her BFF Coworker's Wedding Invite Late?

 

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Sep 04, 2021
Full Show: Friday, September 3, 2021
01:55:04

Full Show: Friday, September 3, 2021

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Should He Talk His Friend Out Of Proposing?
00:05:44

His friend is planning a super elaborate marriage proposal this weekend that hinges on a lot of things. He's afraid his friend's plan may fall apart at any step. Should he tell him to do something more low key or just keep his mouth shut?


 

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Sep 03, 2021
David's Date with Destiny: PT 1- The West Coast Edition
00:10:17

He's leaving everything behind to travel the country...and he has no idea where he's going. We have an idea to help him... Meet our friend, David! He told us that even though he's packing up his life into his car and driving around the country with no destination, our Bert Show listeners can pick where he goes!


He's heading to the West Coast!

 

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Sep 03, 2021
David's Date with Destiny: PT 2 - The West Coast Edition
00:05:38

He's leaving everything behind to travel the country...and he has no idea where he's going. We have an idea to help him... Meet our friend, David! He told us that even though he's packing up his life into his car and driving around the country with no destination, our Bert Show listeners can pick where he goes!


He's heading to the West Coast!

 

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Sep 03, 2021
We Will Never Buy Anything With This Artist's Name On It Again
00:07:46

We Will Never Buy Anything With This Artist's Name On It Again

 

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Sep 03, 2021
The Dad Of The Kid She Was Babysitting KISSED Her!
00:07:14

She’s the babysitter, and when she got done watching the kids the dad made a pass at her! Now what? 

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Her Fiancé Won't Stand Up To Their Roommate And She's Had Enough!
00:05:29

Their roommate will not stop bringing their significant other over to the house, and it is so annoying! What can they do about it?

 

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Sep 03, 2021
We Can't Believe This White Celeb Thought He Had Permission To Use The "N-Word"
00:04:56

We Can't Believe This White Celeb Thought He Had Permission To Use The "N-Word"

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Texting Tutor: PT 1 - We Need To Tell Her Roommate That Her Boyfriend Moved In!
00:05:33

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.


Jenny's friend/roommate OWNS the house Jenny lives in, but had to leave for a while to go take care of her sick mother. Well, she's coming back and we have to find a way to tell her that a) Jenny's boyfriend has MOVED IN and b) ask if he can STAY.


This is a tough one, y'all.

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Texting Tutor: PT 2 - We Need To Tell Her Roommate That Her Boyfriend Moved In!
00:13:10

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.


Jenny's friend/roommate OWNS the house Jenny lives in, but had to leave for a while to go take care of her sick mother. Well, she's coming back and we have to find a way to tell her that a) Jenny's boyfriend has MOVED IN and b) ask if he can STAY.


This is a tough one, y'all.

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Her Monster-In-Law Is Trying To Sabotage Her Marriage!
00:05:54

How do you deal with the monster-in-law? Is it your responsibility, or is it the responsibility of your significant other? 

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Am I Normal: Cassie Got Rejected By A Celebrity And It Messed With Her For An Entire Day
00:04:33

Cassie had a dream about Tom Hiddleston (aka Loki from the Avengers) and he STRAIGHT UP INSTANTLY REJECTED HER and LIED to her in order to do it!


No big, it was a dream...right? WRONG. For some reason, it messed with her head for the entire day, so much that her husband noticed!


 

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Sep 03, 2021
He Told His Wife He Fantasizes About The Younger, Thinner Version Of Her
00:07:28

Which is more offensive...your husband fantasizing about another woman or your husband fantasizing about a younger, thinner you?

 

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Sep 03, 2021
He Booked A Trip For His Family...But His Mom Is Terrified Of Flying!
00:05:39

Growing up, Producer Romeo's family only took vacation trips to places reachable by car. Last weekend my dad almost suffered a stroke and had to be hospitalized for a couple of days. After he was out, Romeo decided to look for tickets for L.A. - he felt like his dad needed to relax and he found some amazing deals! 


So, assuming he is cleared to fly, we will be taking a trip to California as a family for the first time. But here's the thing...his mom is TERRIFIED of flying!

 

 

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Sep 03, 2021
His Wife Asked To Spend The Weekend With Another Man!
00:06:51

His wife needed a break, so she asked to spend the weekend with a single male friend of hers. She swears nothing happened, but he feels disrespected. Is he blowing things out of proportion? 



 

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Sep 03, 2021
Clear My Wish List: The Final Teacher!
00:04:52

PATTI HOWER FROM OUR LADY OF THE CROSS CATHOLIC SCHOOL

Patti Hower taught P.E. and was the girls basketball coach at Lebanon Catholic School for over 40 years until it closed last year. Coach Hower is a legend in Pennsylvania high school basketball with 756 victories, 20 District titles and three state championships!

The diocese ended up closing the Lebanon Catholic school and the building was sold with all of the teacher’s possessions in the school.

A new building has been purchased and on September 13TH, Our Lady Of The Criss Catholic School will open. Patti is VOLUNTEERING as the Phys. Ed. Teacher to help get the school off the ground.


AND YOU GUYS CLEARED HER LIST!

 

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Sep 03, 2021
We Try To Figure Out Who Kanye West Cheated On Kim Kardashian With!
00:06:29

We Try To Figure Out Who Kanye West Cheated On Kim Kardashian With!

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Update: The Bert Show's High School Football Winless List Is Back + Free Music Midtown Tix!
00:07:31

Some high school football teams around Atlanta went winless last year, but we're rooting for them this year! Our goal is to get all of these teams OFF the winless list! 

 

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Sep 03, 2021
Full Show: September 2, 2021
01:54:46

Full Show: September 2, 2021

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Dr. Sanjay Gupta Joins The Show To Answer Your Questions About The Delta Variant And More 
00:29:31

CNN’s Chief Medical Correspondent and friend of The Bert Show, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, joins the show to talk about the Coronavirus and a potential vaccine.

When we first had Dr. Gupta on to talk about Coronavirus on, he set the record straight on some facts, including the mortality ratio (likelihood that you’ll die if you contract the virus), if you should be worried about the spread, and how to protect yourself.

Today, Dr. Gupta’s back with an update. What does the rise in cases mean for vaccinated and unvaccinated people? How can parents protect their children? Does the brand of vaccine matter when you get your booster shot? 

Dr. Sanjay Gupta answers these questions and more…

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Her Contract With Her Ex Is Ruining Her Current Relationship!
00:08:39

She and her ex have a separation agreement even though they were never married. The agreement says she can't have romantic partners spend the night when their child is around.

However, she's ready to move in with a man she's been seeing. What can she do to void this agreement?

 

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Sep 02, 2021
PT 1: It's Time For Romeo To Pay Off His Bet...In A Speedo! 
00:05:56

If you missed it, our Producers Romeo and Keity had a billiards showdown! The stakes of this game were high, and Romeo ended up losing.

He got his Brazilian wax, and now it’s time for him to pay off the second part of his bet!

 

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Sep 02, 2021
PT 2: It's Time For Romeo To Pay Off His Bet...In A Speedo! 
00:05:10

If you missed it, our Producers Romeo and Keity had a billiards showdown! The stakes of this game were high, and Romeo ended up losing.

He got his Brazilian wax, and now it’s time for him to pay off the second part of his bet!

 

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Sep 02, 2021
War Of The Roses Update: She's Worried Her Husband Is Using Work As An Excuse To Cheat
00:09:12

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

Her husband has started working in the office again, and it's been a tough transition for them. He's more irritable and is starting to become distant.

She suspects he may be cheating while he is away at work. Is he? We'll find out.

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Uh-Oh! The Authorities Just Got Involved In Romeo's Bet Pay Off!
00:05:59

If you missed it, our Producers Romeo and Keity had a billiards showdown! The stakes of this game were high, and Romeo ended up losing.

He got his Brazilian wax, and now it’s time for him to pay off the second part of his bet!

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Reality Just Set In For Bert + Davi's Trying To Escape Jury Duty
00:07:00

Davi has been selected for jury duty, and she's upset. She thought it was going to be fun until she researched what jury duty is really like. Now she's trying to get out of it. 

But before we talk to her, we need to talk to Bert. His son is headed to college next week, and he's overcome with emotions. 

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Follow Up Thursday: He Jokingly Created A Relationship Contract...But She Took It Seriously
00:05:52

Remember our listener Craig who was given a relationship timeline by the woman he was dating? He responded with a "joke" contract, but she took it seriously.

So are they still together? We have an update!

 

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Sep 02, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On This Plagiarism Accusation Against Billie Eilish
00:05:57

We Share Our Thoughts On This Plagiarism Accusation Against Billie Eilish 

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Can You Help Us Clear This Speech Pathologist Wish List?
00:03:35

AMY WEST FROM ROBERTS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN PAULDING COUNTY, GA

This is Amy’s 20th year as a Speech Language Pathologist at Roberts Elementary School in Paulding County, Georgia.

Amy works with children who have communication weaknesses and her goal is to give every child a way to communicate.

Will you please help Amy out by buying one or two items off her classroom wish list? THANK YOU Bert Show Fam!

We’ll feature another teacher tomorrow – it could be you! Leave us a voicemail and let us know how you need help: 1-844-827-8368.

See past featured teachers, here!

 

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Sep 02, 2021
This Trick Helped Cassie Find Balance As A Mom, And It Could Help You Too
00:05:33

Cassie's been struggling with balancing a kid and what she thinks her life is supposed to look like at home.

She was so overwhelmed, but thankfully she found something to help her cope. For anyone else struggling with keeping their houses not looking like an absolute disaster zone - especially after kids - listen to this.

 

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Sep 02, 2021
This Man Said WHAT About Our Intern's Weight?! 
00:05:41

You are swept off your feet by a man you meet at an event. You two start dating, and things seem to be going well. Randomly he asks about your weight and after answering him, he says, "your overweight for your height."

What is you response? In our Intern Tyler's case, she immediately blocked him! 

Here's what went down...

 

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Sep 02, 2021
We Can't Believe This Celeb's Daughter Is Joining "Dancing With The Stars"
00:05:16

We Can't Believe This Celeb's Daughter Is Joining "Dancing With The Stars" 

 

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Sep 02, 2021
This Family Refuses To Give A Lost Dog Back To Its Original Owners?!  
00:03:43

We know Davi's already done the A*Hole of the Week. But Kristin found a runner-up that has us all shocked.

A family lost their dog Rosco in April, and after months of searching, they gave up hope of finding him. They didn't know another family found Rosco and adopted him because they thought he was a stray.

When the original owners found this out, they tried to get their dog back. BUT the family REFUSES to give him back.

Listen...

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Can She Force Her Adult Son To Get The COVID Vaccine?
00:07:49

Her 25-year-old son currently lives with her, and he refuses to get the COVID vaccine. She has an autoimmune disease, and her daughter is ill too. Because of this, she wants her son to be vaccinated.

As an adult, it's his decision, but he's still on her insurance. So can she force him to get the vaccine?

 

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Sep 02, 2021
Full Show: September 1, 2021
01:49:36

Full Show: September 1, 2021 

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Kristin Opens Up About Second-Guessing Herself As A Mom
00:08:01

Kristin gave birth five months ago, and she's been trying to navigate through being a new mom. It has its challenges, and lately, she's been second-guessing herself.

She explains...

 

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Sep 01, 2021
We Tried To Guess The Companies Shaq Endorses...But We Failed Miserably!
00:06:08

We Tried To Guess The Companies Shaq Endorses...But We Failed Miserably! 

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Moe's Friend Feels Guilty For Letting His Girlfriend Drive Under The Influence 
00:08:33

Moe's friend is feeling guilty for letting his girlfriend drive home drunk. The two were hanging out, and she had more than a few drinks. He knew she was drunk and tried to talk her out of driving home.

However, she proceeded to drive home. Unfortunately, she got into a car accident. She was okay, but now she blames him for letting her drive home.

 

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Sep 01, 2021
War Of The Roses: She's Worried Her Husband Is Using Work As An Excuse To Cheat
00:02:55

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.

We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!

Her husband has started working in the office again, and it's been a tough transition for them. He's more irritable and is starting to become distant.

She suspects he may be cheating while he is away at work. Is he? We'll find out.

 

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Sep 01, 2021
He Got His Daughter Vaccinated Behind His Wife's Back!
00:05:09

You're against the vaccine and don't want your kids to get vaccinated. However, your husband sneaks behind your back and gets your kids vaccinated anyways. What do you do? 

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Michael Jordan's USED Underwear Is Up For Sale?!
00:05:47

Michael Jordan's USED Underwear Is Up For Sale?! 

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Is She An A*Hole For Ditching Her Boyfriend's Friend's Wedding For A Music Festival?
00:05:43

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

She and her boyfriend planned on going to her favorite music festival. But he received an invite to his childhood friend's wedding that's on the same day.

He wants her to attend the wedding with him, but she rather attend the festival. Is she an a*hole?

 

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Sep 01, 2021
This Chorus Teacher Desperately Needs Your Help Clearing His Wish List!
00:03:11

TAYLOR RODGERS FROM DUNWOODY HIGH SCHOOL IN DUNWOODY, GEORGIA

Taylor Rodgers is a chorus teacher at Dunwoody High School in Dunwoody, Georgia. He has over a HUNDRED students in grades 9 through 12…and get this…he DOESN’T even have a classroom! He’s been teaching in a HALLWAY!

Will you please help Taylor out by buying one or two items off his classroom wish list? THANK YOU Bert Show Fam!

We’ll feature another teacher tomorrow – it could be you! Leave us a voicemail and let us know how you need help: 1-844-827-8368.

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Sep 01, 2021
Is There A Statute Of Limitations On Cheating? + Keity's Mom Triggered The Scariest Moment Of Her Life
00:07:01

Our listener's husband just confessed to cheating on her 10 YEARS AGO! This was extremely heartbreaking to hear, and she's not sure what to do now. What's the statute of limitations on cheating?

Plus, Keity tells us about how her mom triggered the SCARIEST moment of her life.

 

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Sep 01, 2021
How Does He Tell His Son He's Not His Biological Father?
00:07:15

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Our listener has two sons, one of which isn't his biological son. He's raised him as his own. But now, his son is starting to notice the differences between him and his brother.

He's asking questions, and now our listener knows it's time to tell him the truth. So how does he break the news to his son?

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Are You Always Late? There's A Scientific Reason For That! 
00:05:42

Yesterday, Bert asked an important question. Why are some people always late no matter how much time you give them in advance? Davi and Kristin both expressed how they were affected by this.

And today, Kristin is sharing the scientific reason behind it, thanks to a listener's Tweet.

 

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Sep 01, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Soulja Boy's Beef With Kanye
00:05:37

We Share Our Thoughts On Soulja Boy's Beef With Kanye 

 

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Sep 01, 2021
We Reveal Our Secret Superpowers...
00:05:18

If you haven’t heard, Davi and Cassie have a podcast – “Broadly Speaking” – and every week, they cover a variety of topics. In their latest episode, they discussed superpowers, and today we're sharing ours. 

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Texting Tutor - PT 4: She Needs Help Telling Her Boyfriend She's Going To A Wedding With Her Ex
00:04:00

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Jamie's ex-boyfriend's brother is got married over the weekend, and she attended the wedding. But she needed our help telling this to her current boyfriend. So what's happened since she attended the wedding?

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Davi's A*Hole Of The Week: Davi's Putting Herself In The Hot Seat?!
00:05:27

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.

Up today: Davi is calling out herself and her husband over something that happened while they were in South Carolina. Listen...

 

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Sep 01, 2021
AITA: Her Friends Shamed Her For Going To A Black Hair Salon?!   
00:06:38

Cassie’s been in DEEP on the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING.

It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.

Up today: This white woman's friends called her out for going to a Black salon. This salon is the only place that knows how to properly care for her hair. But her friends think she's guilty of cultural appropriation.

Is she an a*hole or her friends?

 

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Sep 01, 2021
We Can't Believe The Resemblance Between This Cop And The Rock
00:06:00

We Can't Believe The Resemblance Between This Cop And The Rock

 

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Sep 01, 2021
In Davi's Perfect World, You Will Go Straight To Jail Over This
00:05:33

If you could design your perfect world, what would it look like? If you could make all the rules you wanted and have EVERYONE follow them, what would you pass into law?

There are a TON of things that bother Davi. So today, she's sharing the things that would be ILLEGAL in her perfect world.

 

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Sep 01, 2021
When Is The Right Time To Tell Someone You're Dating You're A Widow? 
00:05:41

She's a 30-year-old widow that trying to get back into the dating world. However, she's not sure how to mention she's a widow, and it's stressing her out.

When is the right time to tell someone you're dating you're a widow?

 

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Sep 01, 2021
Full Show: August 31, 2021
01:58:23

Full Show: August 31, 2021

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Is Moe An A*Hole For Doing This To His Food Delivery Driver?
00:09:10

If you haven’t heard, Moe has a podcast – “In The Moement” – and every week he covers a variety of topics.

In his latest episode, Moe talked about his beef with a food delivery driver. He believes the driver should deliver food straight to your apartment door.

Is he right? We debate.

 

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Aug 31, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Ben Affleck's Ad With J-Lo's Mom
00:05:08

We Share Our Thoughts On Ben Affleck's Ad With J-Lo's Mom

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Second Date Update - PT 4: Is Her Date's Friend The Reason Why He Ghosted Her?
00:06:09

Here’s how second date update works: you had a first date, it was great, you think a second one is coming…and then out of nowhere, they drop you. No second date, no nothing. But things were going SO WELL – what happened?!

A few weeks ago, she went on a date with a guy she didn't initially like. He was sweet, and they had a better time than they expected. Plus, their date ended with a kiss.

So why hasn't she heard back from him since their date? We have answers...

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Cassie Needs Advice On How To Support Her Friend Through Their Cancer Treatments
00:06:28

Cassie has a friend who is battling cancer. She wants to help them during this tough time, but she's not sure how. So she's seeking advice from cancer patients and survivors. What helped you the most during treatment?

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Davi And Moe's Table Read Has Us CRACKING UP!
00:06:27

Today is a BIG day for Davi! She has an audition today for a movie role she really wants. But before her audition, she wants to practice her southern accent.  

So today we're helping her practice...and this is HILARIOUS! 

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Curiosity Call - PT 1: She's Upset She Wasn't First To Receive A Wedding Invite From Her Coworker
00:04:27

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don’t know how to reach out to them.

That’s where we come in! We’ll reach out to the person and get you the answers you deserve.

Grace thought that she and one of her coworkers were super close. Until she realized she received an invite to her wedding WEEKS after some of their other coworkers.

She was upset because she thought they were best friends. So why did she get the wedding invitation last? We have answers...

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Curiosity Call - PT 2: She's Upset She Wasn't First To Receive A Wedding Invite From Her Coworker
00:05:42

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don’t know how to reach out to them.

That’s where we come in! We’ll reach out to the person and get you the answers you deserve.

Grace thought that she and one of her coworkers were super close. Until she realized she received an invite to her wedding WEEKS after some of their other coworkers.

She was upset because she thought they were best friends. So why did she get the wedding invitation last? We have answers...

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Curiosity Call - PT 3: She's Upset She Wasn't First To Receive A Wedding Invite From Her Coworker
00:08:18

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don’t know how to reach out to them.

That’s where we come in! We’ll reach out to the person and get you the answers you deserve.

Grace thought that she and one of her coworkers were super close. Until she realized she received an invite to her wedding WEEKS after some of their other coworkers.

She was upset because she thought they were best friends. So why did she get the wedding invitation last? We have answers...

 

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Aug 31, 2021
One Of Our Producers Has Beef With A Few Listeners Over Their Rude Comments
00:06:59

A while back, our Producer Romeo shared his thoughts on his girlfriend getting a portrait tattoo of her dad. He wasn't sold on the idea, and the response he received from some listeners was RUTHLESS! So today, he's addressing those comments.

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Bert Needs Help Understanding Why Women Do This...
00:08:42

Ladies, Bert has a question, and he wants your input. No matter how much time he gives his fiancée in advance, they never make it to their destination on time. Some days it's INFURIATING, and other days he's not as stressed out. But all he wants to know is...why?

 

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Aug 31, 2021
We Need Your Help Clearing This Inspiring Teacher's Wish List!
00:04:02

AINSLEE COSGROVE FROM RALPH DOWNS ELEMENTARY IN OKLAHOMA CITY

Ainslee is a first year 2nd grade teacher at Ralph Downs Elementary in Oklahoma City. Ainslee’s classroom wish list focuses on diversity and inclusion. Not just cultural or racial diversity, but also ability diversity. She has items on her list to teach her kids about autism (one of her students has autism), and also books that teach her students about people who are blind, deaf and in wheelchairs.

Ainslee also has a couple of students from Africa and has books on her list that focus on their home.

Will you please help Ainslee out by buying one or two items off her classroom wish list? THANK YOU Bert Show Fam!

We’ll feature another teacher tomorrow – it could be you! Leave us a voicemail and let us know how you need help: 1-844-827-8368.

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Aug 31, 2021
We Are DISGUSTED With What We Just Caught Bert Doing!
00:06:07

Bert likes to walk around the studio barefooted, and we typically don't judge him over that. But what Kristin caught him doing in the bathroom is NEXT LEVEL!

It's time for us to call him out! Listen...

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Update: Kristin Opens Up About Her Battle With Anxiety
00:08:09

Kristin's been transparent about her battle with anxiety. Years ago, she started taking meds, and they helped tremendously.

But something happened last week that made her realize it's time to schedule another doctor's appointment. So how did her appointment go?

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Ditch Or Date: She Made The WORST First Impression...And Now He's Questioning Their Relationship
00:05:14

After two weeks of dating, he decided it was time for his girlfriend to meet his parents. He knew his parents would love her, but he didn't expect her to get drunk.

She ended up THROWING UP EVERYWHERE in his mom's guest bathroom. On the way home, she was very apologetic. But he's not sure if her apology will suffice.

Should she continue dating her or not?

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Romeo Opens Up About His Aha Moment In Therapy
00:05:18

Going to a therapist for the first time is nerve-racking. You’ve never opened up to a stranger before, and you hope all goes well.

For our Producer Romeo, seeking therapy was a difficult process. His first therapist wasn't a good fit, and he was worried about the age of the second one.

But now, he's enjoying therapy. Listen...

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Is She Wrong For Asking Her Daughter's Doctor To Give Her The COVID Vaccine Without Telling Her?  
00:05:30

Her 13-year-old daughter is against getting the vaccine, but she wants her daughter to have it. She's considering asking her daughter to give it to her during her regular vaccinations.

Is this unethical? We discuss...

 

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Aug 31, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On Jake Paul's Latest Boxing Match
00:05:29

We Share Our Thoughts On Jake Paul's Latest Boxing Match

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Ivy League Yelp Reviews: People Are Ripping Into Schools They've Never Attended?!
00:05:24

Yesterday, during the Entertainment Buzz, Kristin shared a story about Farrah Abraham writing a negative Yelp review for Harvard.

So today, Kristin is reading us the top negative Yelp reviews of Ivy League schools, and these are HILARIOUS!

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Is Cassie An A*Hole For Pressuring Her Husband To Break His Diet? 
00:05:42

Typically Cassie is the one presenting AITA scenarios from other people. But today, the spotlight is on her! She's the one asking us if she's the a*hole or not.

Her husband is on a low-carb diet, but Cassie ordered him pancakes that go against his diet. He was upset she didn't pay attention to his diet. But Cassie didn't force him to eat the pancakes. So is she an a*hole?

 

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Aug 31, 2021
Full Show: August 30, 2021
01:58:22

Full Show: August 30, 2021

 

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Aug 30, 2021
David's Date With Destiny: David's Headed To The West Coast!
00:07:25

He's leaving everything behind to travel the country...and he has no idea where he's going. We have an idea to help him...

Meet our friend, David! He told us that even though he's packing up his life into his car and driving around the country with no destination, our Bert Show listeners can pick where he goes!

 

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Aug 30, 2021
David's Date With Destiny: David Recaps His Date With Amy
00:07:08

He's leaving everything behind to travel the country...and he has no idea where he's going. We have an idea to help him...

Meet our friend, David! He told us that even though he's packing up his life into his car and driving around the country with no destination, our Bert Show listeners can pick where he goes! But here's the thing...he doesn't know it yet, but we want to send him on blind dates across the country! Are you his destiny?

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Moe Shares His Thoughts On Kanye's New Album
00:05:13

Moe Shares His Thoughts On Kanye's New Album

 

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Aug 30, 2021
He Wants To Give His Kids Meat Behind His Wife's Back!
00:05:23

His wife is vegetarian, and he's not. They agreed to raise their kids to be vegetarians until they could decide for themselves.

He thinks his kids are now old enough, but his wife disagrees. So he's planning to give his son meat behind his wife's back. Is this wrong?

 

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Aug 30, 2021
We Remember The 13 U.S. Service Members Killed In Kabul
00:06:16

Last week, 13 U.S. soldiers were killed in Kabul during an airport attack. We are all saddened by this tragic event, and today Kristin honors the fallen soldiers. Listen...

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Update: She's Happily Married...But Her Coworker Is The Type Of Man She's Always Wanted
00:05:47

Our listener is happily married to a man that's close to her age. BUT she's always been attracted to older men. And lately, she's been fantasizing about her old coworker!

She feels guilty and is wondering if she should tell her husband or not. What does she do?!

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Would You Be Okay With Your Partner Listening To These Night-Time Stories?
00:05:39

Would You Be Okay With Your Partner Listening To These Night-Time Stories? 

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Davi Proves She's Classier Than You Think!
00:05:33

Davi had a show over the weekend in South Carolina, and it went well! Ryan Lill joined her, and he had a bit of a fashion mishap. But thankfully, Davi knew what to do. 

Here's what went down...

 

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Aug 30, 2021
We Can't Believe What This Guy Considers Broke + High School Football Winless List 
00:07:19

A TikTok video of a millionaire posting his friends' income has gone viral over the labels he gave his friends. One of his friends was listed as "Broke Bobby." But can you guess what his yearly income is? Over six figures! 

Is this wealthy guy out of touch? We discuss. But first, we have an update on our winless high school football teams.

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Update: As The Maid Of Honor, Is It Her Job To Tell The Bride She's Making A Huge Mistake?
00:05:13

She's the maid of honor at her best friend's wedding this weekend, but she thinks she's making a HUGE mistake. Her friend isn't happy and only wants to marry this man because she's worried about her biological clock.

Should she say something to her before the wedding or not?

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Can You Help Us Clear This Math Teacher's Wish List?
00:03:52

TRINA RESPRESS AT SANDY CREEK HIGH SCHOOL IN TYRONE, GA

Trina is a math teacher at Sandy Creek High School in Tyrone, Georgia. Last March, Trina, her husband, and two children lost their home in the tornado in Newnan, GA. The local community has helped them in their time of need, but obviously she hasn’t been able to spend much of their personal money on school supplies. Trina and her family are currently living in an apartment while their home is being rebuilt.

Will you please help Trina out by buying one or two items off her classroom wish list? THANK YOU Bert Show Fam!

We’ll feature another teacher tomorrow – it could be you! Leave us a voicemail and let us know how you need help: 1-844-827-8368.

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Aug 30, 2021
Texting Tutor Update: She Needs Help Telling Her Boyfriend She's Going To A Wedding With Her Ex
00:08:43

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in!

We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Jamie's ex-boyfriend's brother is getting married this weekend, and she plans on attending the wedding. But she needs our help telling this to her current boyfriend.

Will he be okay with her attending a wedding with another man? We'll find out.

 

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Aug 30, 2021
We Share Our Thoughts On This Celeb's Decision To Sue Harvard
00:05:42

We Share Our Thoughts On This Celeb's Decision To Sue Harvard 


 

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Aug 30, 2021
Keity Opens Up About One Of Her Biggest Fears
00:06:35

Our Producer Keity and her father have a complicated past. However, they've been working on building their relationship. For Keity, it's been a struggle because she finds it hard to be her 100% authentic self around him. She explains...

 

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Aug 30, 2021
The Verdict In Couples Court: Davi vs. Her Husband!
00:05:26

Davi and her husband, Blair, are at odds again! This time it's over adding another heartbeat to their home. Davi desperately wants a female bearded dragon, but her husband is against it. And today, the verdict is in...

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Cameo Versus Game: Can You Guess Which Celeb Cost More To Book? 
00:05:34

The Cameo versus game is back! Cameo is a service you can use to get paid customized messages from celebrities. It's going to cost you, and the prices vary depending on the celebrity.

Kristin has a list of celebrities, and we have to guess which one costs more.

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Should She Tell Her Parents The Truth About Her Failed Engagement? 
00:05:54

Got drama in your life that you want advice on...but want to stay anonymous? No problem!

Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we'll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need - without saying who you are!

Her wedding is two months away, but after a year of arguments, she and her fiancé are calling it quits. Here's the thing: the majority of the stuff they purchased for the wedding is non-refundable.

She's afraid to disappoint her parents, so she's considering going through with the wedding and getting a divorce later. Is this a terrible idea?

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Are Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Getting Back Together?
00:05:13

Are Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Getting Back Together? 

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Update: Is It Wrong To Flirt With Someone To Get What You Want? 
00:05:05

You would do anything to see your child succeeded, but how far would you go to make it happen?

In our listener's case, she's flirting with her daughter's coach to help her get a spot on the team. Part of her feels guilty for doing this, but she really wants her daughter to make the team.

So what does she do?! Continue flirting with the coach, or stop leading him on?

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Bert Addresses These Ruthless DMs + Davi Shares Her Booster Shot Experience 
00:05:26

With the rise in COVID cases again, there's been talk about a booster shot. So Davi went out and decided to get her shot. How did it go? We'll find out.

But first, we have to talk to Bert about the crazy DMs he's been receiving from listeners. 

 

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Aug 30, 2021
Bert’s Pick Of The Week: He Needs to Apologize + He Found A New Hobby
00:07:04

Bert’s Pick Of The Week: He Needs to Apologize + He Found A New Hobby

 

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Aug 29, 2021
Kristin’s Pick of the Week: This EBuzz Started A Beef Between Bert And Davi!
00:06:17

Kristin’s Pick of the Week: This EBuzz Started A Beef Between Bert And Davi!

 

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Aug 29, 2021
Moe’s Pick of the Week: He’s Jealous of His Sister’s Dorm Room?!
00:07:21

Moe’s Pick of the Week: He’s Jealous of His Sister’s Dorm Room?!

 

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Aug 29, 2021
Davi’s Pick of the Week: Her Husband Won’t Let Her Do This!
00:09:05

Davi’s Pick of the Week: Her Husband Won’t Let Her Do This!

 

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Aug 29, 2021
Cassie’s Pick of the Week: She Doesn’t Like What Her Husband Wants To Be Called ALL The Time
00:05:12

Cassie’s Pick of the Week: She Doesn’t Like What Her Husband Wants To Be Called ALL The Time

 

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Aug 29, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Ladies, Don't Pee In The Shower!
00:03:38

Weekly Top 10: Ladies, Don't Pee In The Shower!

 

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Aug 28, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Were Bert & His Fiancée Targeted In Nashville?
00:09:21

Weekly Top 10: Were Bert & His Fiancée Targeted In Nashville?

 

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Aug 28, 2021
Weekly Top 10: Should She Invite Her Tire-Slashing Parents To Her Child's Blessing?
00:06:01

Weekly Top 10: Should She Invite Her Tire-Slashing Parents To Her Child's Blessing?

 

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Aug 28, 2021
Weekly Top 10: His Girlfriend Demanded That He Reach Out To His Ex For Closure!
00:05:55