The Human Centipod
By The Human Centipod
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Episodes: 160
Description
“Silly, sick and stuck together."
Carmen Lynch (@carmencomedian) is a stand up comic ("The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," "Conan"). John Reynolds (@afistfulofbabies) is an Emmy winning comedy writer (“Late Late Show,” “The President Show”). They’ve been dating for MANY years and never worked together until the coronavirus forced them into self-quarantine forever. Episodes 1 through 7 were recorded in John's mother's car at an undisclosed location surrounded by most of John’s family. The rest...well...you'll just have to listen.
| Episode | Date |
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S5 Ep36: Everybody Loves Carmen & John
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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S5 Ep35: All-Movie Episode Starring Dave Follini
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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S5 Ep34: SPECIAL GUEST: "Family Guy" Producer/Writer, Evan Waite
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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S5 Ep33: Princess Di Dies Again
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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S5 Ep32: Disney Debacles & Mansion Mishaps
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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S5 Ep31: Merry XXX Mas
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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S5 Ep30: Leave Your Behind to the World
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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S5 Ep29: Sandra Day O'Dead
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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S5 Ep28: GO NYADS!
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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S5 Ep27: A Star is Blown
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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S5 Ep26: We Laughed So Hard We Murdered!
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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S5 Ep25: Halloween 2023 Recap
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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S5 Ep24: High-Five Your Prostate
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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S5 Ep23: Carmy Shmarmy's Thigh-Mazing Suzanne Sommers Tribute
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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S5 Ep22: SPECIAL GUEST: Jason Pollock
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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S5 Ep21: John Is Not Older Than The Bachelor
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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S5 Ep20: The Hispanic Centipod: Alaska Edition
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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19: Hispanic Heritage Month 2023 & Sí!
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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S5 Ep18: Farewell Summer & The Three Little Raccoons
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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S5 Ep17: Comedy Coaster
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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S5 Ep16: Alice in Trumpistan
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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S5 Ep15: Barbie's Beach House Shark Attack
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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S5 Ep14: U.F. OH NO! They're Called UAPs Now
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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S5 Ep13: Happy Death Day, Pippi Longstocking
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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S5 Ep12: Carmen Catches The Funny Flu
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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S5 Ep11: Special Guest: Comedian PHOEBE ROBINSON
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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S5 Ep10: Carmen's Dying Cowboy
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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S5 Ep9: SPECIAL GUEST: Lane Moore Helps Us Find Friends
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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S5 Ep8: Facials and Force Majeures
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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S5 Ep7: Carmen Is (Comedy) Special
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May 25, 2023 |
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S5 Ep6: SPECIAL GUEST: The Funny "Not Funny" JENA FRIEDMAN
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May 18, 2023 |
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S5 Ep5: SPECIAL GUEST: Schitt's Creek's EMILY HAMPSHIRE
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May 11, 2023 |
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S5 Ep4: SPECIAL GUEST: The Gay David Sedaris, ZACH ZIMMERMAN
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May 04, 2023 |
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S5 Ep3: Yes, His Name Was Manmeat
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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S5 Ep2: But What About Hillary's Emails?
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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S5 Ep1: Escape From Germany!
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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S4 Ep41: Season 4 Finale - Makin' Don Lemonade!
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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S4 Ep40: KIDSCREAM Conference for Pedophiles
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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S4 Ep39: Valentine's Day Love Spectacular 2023!
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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S4 Ep38: Black History Month 2023
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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S4 Ep37: Happy Birthday, Our Ass
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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S4 Ep36: Sick Little Secrets
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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S4 Ep35: Oscar Winner, Pete Davidson, Is Not On The Show
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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S4 Ep34: Stairway to Ethan Hawke's Hairline
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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S4 Ep33: Xmas Special: "...And Carmen In A Penis Tree!"
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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S4 Ep32: Mental Patients
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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S4 Ep31: SPECIAL GUEST: Comedian Ian Lara
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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S4 Ep30: The Best Podcast Episode of 2022
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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S4 Ep29: And This Year's Best Picture Goes To...
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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S4 Ep28: John Left His Farts in San Francisco (Carmen Her Queefs)
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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S4 Ep27: SPECIAL GUEST: Food Critic, André Darlington
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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S4 Ep26: SKANKFEST 2022 - Full Report
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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S4 Ep25: Carmen and John Squeak Through!
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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S4 Ep24: Carmen Meets David Letterman Again
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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S4 Ep23: Special Guest: Ms. Pat
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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S4 Ep22: National Hispanic Heritage Month With Guest Patricia Galvan
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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S4 Ep21: Summer Ends, Summer Butts
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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S4 Ep20: Two Carmens Are Better Than Nuns
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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S4 Ep19: Carmen's Turkish Bath (Slower Please)
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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S4 Ep18: John In Mom Jeans
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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S4 Ep17: The Old Man (Not John!)
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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S4 Ep16: St Brad Pitt Day
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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S4 Ep15: Clam Dick Chowder
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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S4 Ep14: Happy Fourth of You-Lie!
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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S4 Ep13: Carmen Gets an Abortion in her Mouth
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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S4 Ep12: Happy Belated Juneteenth
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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S4 Ep11: The Spanish and the Jews
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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S4 Ep10: Hereeeee's Johnny!!
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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S4 Ep9: A Celebration of Lori and An Eff You To Cancer
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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S4 Ep8: Abusing John(ny Depp)
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May 19, 2022 |
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S4 Ep7: Comedy Festival Highs
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May 12, 2022 |
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S4 Ep6: Jesus Is Risen (or "Hey, Zeus" if You're Spanish)
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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S4 Ep5: Carmen: Witness to Murder!
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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S4 Ep4: Alligator Boobs
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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S4 Ep3: Shipwrecked With Kristen Bell
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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S4 Ep2: Bad Women and Worse Men (John mostly)
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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S4 Ep1: Women's History Month Meets Inventing Anna
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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S3 Ep20: Tarzan John versus Nathan Lane
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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S3 Ep19: Fat White Men are Dying & SJWs All Have Boners
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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S3 Ep18: Carmen on CBS and Bradley Cooper's Junk (She Wishes)
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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S3 Ep17: Happy Birthday to Carmen & Betty White's Ghost
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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S3 Ep16: Best Way to Destroy Kylie Jenner
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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S3 Ep15: New Year's Sex Tips (Penile)
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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S3 Ep14: Merry Human Christmas! Plus More Craig Ferguson
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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S3 Ep13: Carmen's Long Legged Secrets
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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S3 Ep12: A Man Sh*ts In Front of Carmen and It's Not John For Once
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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S3 Ep11: Thanksgiving Leftovers (A Greatest Hits Episode!)
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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S3 Ep10: A Craig Ferguson Thanksgiving and Carmen Cover Girl Part 2
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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S3 Ep9: Alone in the Woods with Rudy Giuliani
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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S3 Ep8: Carmen's Hot Twin
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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S3 Ep7: The Alec Baldwin Tragedy (Not Including "The Shadow")
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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S3 Ep6: Happy Halloween to All Supermodels and Carmen!
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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S3 Ep5: Cancelling Cancer
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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S3 Ep4: Carmen Clogs a Toilet for National Hispanic Month
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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S3 Ep3: John Almost Falls Off The Wagon
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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S3 Ep2: It's Comic Book Day a.k.a. John's Orgasm Day
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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S3 Ep1: Mormons and Flamenco
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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S2 Ep31: Read A Book, You Stoopid Dimwit Dum Dums!
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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S2 Ep30: Back to School (with masks...or not. Die if you want, who cares?)
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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S2 Ep29: The White Lotus Which is Really The Four Seasons
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Sep 02, 2021 |
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S2 Ep28: National Tell A Joke Day and Also Immigrants
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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S2 Ep27: The One That Starts With A Big-Boned Wh@re
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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S2 Ep26: Holy Ship! It's National Girlfriend's Day!
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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S2 Ep25: And the Emmy Goes To...
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Aug 05, 2021 |
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S2 Ep24: Hello and Welcome to Clit Talk
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Jul 29, 2021 |
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S2 Ep23: Fatties on National French Fry Day
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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S2 Ep22: Sexy, Hot Fourth Of July Recap and Rodent Report
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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S2 Ep21: Carmen's Huge TikToks
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Jul 08, 2021 |
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S2 Ep20: We Do The Gays Again
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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S2 Ep19: Dads Who Suck
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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S2 Ep18: Biggest Celeb Ever Cancelled
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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S2 Ep17: Gay Pride is Here!
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Jun 10, 2021 |
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S2 Ep16: Turkish Prisons
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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S2 Ep15: Schucking and Swallowing
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May 27, 2021 |
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S2 Ep14: Alison Pill Is Coming For Us
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May 20, 2021 |
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S2 Ep13: America: Stop Drinking Cow Pus!
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May 13, 2021 |
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S2 Ep12: Death 2.0
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May 06, 2021 |
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S2 Ep11: The Silence of the Gangs
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Apr 29, 2021 |
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S2 Ep10: Octoberf*ckfest in April
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Apr 22, 2021 |
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S2 Ep9: Tit For Liam Neeson's Tat
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Apr 15, 2021 |
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S2 Ep8: Late Night Secrets Revealed
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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S2 Ep7: Women's History M...SCARY INTERRUPTION!
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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S2 Ep6: Tyler Perry's Royal Family
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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S2 Ep5: John and Women's History Month
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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S2 Ep4: Ghosting Ghosts
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Mar 11, 2021 |
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S2 Ep3: Princess Leia, DDS
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Mar 04, 2021 |
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S2 Ep2: Karate Rape
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Feb 25, 2021 |
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S2 Ep1: Carmen and John Ruin Valentine's Day
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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S1 Ep32: ONE HOUR SEASON FINALE!
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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S1 Ep31: One of Us Cries
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Feb 04, 2021 |
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S1 Ep30: Wall-To-Wall Ass Stories
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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S1 Ep29: The Human CentiPOD Meets The Human CentiPEDE
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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S1 Ep28: Attack of the Covid Babysitters
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Jan 14, 2021 |
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S1 Ep27: Die Hard: With a Sleepwalker
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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S1 Ep26: Merry Poopmas
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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S1 Ep25: John's Golden Shower
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Dec 24, 2020 |
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S1 Ep24: Psychos We Have Known
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Dec 17, 2020 |
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S1 Ep23: When Animals Attack...Sexually
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Dec 03, 2020 |
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S1 Ep22: Animal Sex
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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S1 Ep20: Three's A Crowd with Jesus Christ
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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S1 Ep21: John's Disgusting Mouth
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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S1 Ep19: Coming Soon To Your TV: John
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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S1 Ep18: The Fifth Year Anniversary Special
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Oct 30, 2020 |
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S1 Ep17: John Almost Broke Twitter
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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S1 Ep16: Our Famous Friends’ Voicemails
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Oct 02, 2020 |
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S1 Ep15: Carmen & John's Gender Reveal Party
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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S1 Ep14: Our Sex Secrets (Hi, Mom)
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Sep 18, 2020 |
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S1 Ep13: Carmen and John Read Erotica
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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S1 Ep12: Amazonian Goddess / Straight Up Genius
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Sep 04, 2020 |
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S1 Ep11: Death is Coming
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Aug 28, 2020 |
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S1 Ep10: John Joined A Butthole Club
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Aug 21, 2020 |
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S1 Ep9: That Goddamn Denise
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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S1 Ep8: Heaven and Hell
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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S1 Ep7: John Breaks His Mom's Other Arm
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Jul 10, 2020 |
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S1 Ep6: Big News!
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May 25, 2020 |
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S1 Ep5: John Breaks His Mom's Wrist
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May 12, 2020 |
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S1 Ep4: Rudolph
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Apr 29, 2020 |
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S1 Ep3: Please Don't Find the Vaccine Yet
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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S1 Ep2: People We Know with Glass Eyeballs
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Apr 03, 2020 |
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S1 Ep1: Rita Wilson Has A Penis
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Mar 28, 2020 |