The Two Pints Podcast!
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Subscribers: 541
Reviews: 3
Episodes: 211
Apr 16, 2023
May 4, 2021
Dr Dan O
Mar 1, 2021
Great podcast. Really glad it was started. Will's pet stories got me laughing out loud. You seem to really enjoy making it, please keep going. Been a tough old year in the NHS, awesome to hear Ralf big us up a bit too
Description
For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”
A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea).
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| Episode | Date |
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Back to the 90s: A Swift Half
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May 22, 2026 |
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The Joy of Summer
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May 18, 2026 |
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60 years of hurt
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May 15, 2026 |
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Freebies, Farts and Fifty
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May 11, 2026 |
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Flat Arse and Tiny Lips: A Swift Half
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May 08, 2026 |
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Prenups, Parking and Poo.
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May 05, 2026 |
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On screen, dangling around: A Swift Half.
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May 01, 2026 |
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Back Home in the Pub.
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Apr 27, 2026 |
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A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 3
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 2
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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Sex Songs - A Swift Half
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?'
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Does Size Matter?
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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Fantasy Casting : A Swift Half.
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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Monks and Mouthwash - 'What Will William Tell?'
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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Foot Fetishes and Boring Sports
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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A Free Pass: A Swift Half
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell?
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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Vabbing and Scrabbing.
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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Advice for your Younger Self: A Swift Half
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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The Worst Year to be Alive - What Will William Tell?
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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Sliding Doors
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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Pet Peeves: A Swift Half
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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Face Farts - What Will William Tell?
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Spies, Surprises and Sean Penn
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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I need your Prayers.
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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What the Hell do those Notes mean??!!
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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Windmilling at Wembley
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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That was 2025!
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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Midlife MOT - Numan Bonus Episode
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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Invisible for the Day.
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Will’s Christmas Crackers.
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Pints or Tugs?
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Are you a Psychopath?
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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I wasn’t expecting that.
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Nov 28, 2025 |
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The Dancing Plague
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Were the Moon Landings Faked?
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Ghosts and UFOs.
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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Weird Museums
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Technology, Teeth and Taste Tests.
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Upstairs Today, Downstairs Tomorrow.
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Sixth Sense or Coincidence?
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Dancing on a Pub roof
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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Our last day on Earth.
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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Brains, Bangs and Jazz.
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Life in 200 Years Time.
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Stand or Sit, Scrunch or Fold?
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Mr Mellor’s History Lesson.
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Little White Lies
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Is that real or a prosthetic?
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Vibrators, Love Chairs and The King of France.
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Europe v America
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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What’s the Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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It’s not what it looks like!
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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Wet Bread
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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Friendship, Families and F*cking Brad Pitt.
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Tortoise Orgasm
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Slow Down, you D!ck!
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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What would you change about yourself?
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Our Friend Ricky Hatton.
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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FOUR INCHES?!
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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Regrets….I’ve had a few.
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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Pluto and Pineapples:
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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Scrotox, Oasis & Blood Tests. We’re Back…..- S6 E1
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Swift Half Best Bits Part 2
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May 24, 2025 |
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Season 5 A Swift Half - the best bits!
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May 23, 2025 |
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The last episode of Season 5, Episode 16
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May 19, 2025 |
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Episode 15 - Tour Memories 2!
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May 14, 2025 |
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Episode 15 - Tour Memories!
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May 12, 2025 |
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The Best bits of Season 5 Part 2
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May 09, 2025 |
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The Best bits of Season 5 Part 1
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May 07, 2025 |
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Screaming through my Funnel - S5 E13 A Swift Half
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May 02, 2025 |
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Farts that smell of Roses & Chocolate.... What Will William Tell.... S5E13
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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Beverley Hills to Butlin's in 24 hours... S5 E13
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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A Girls Night In - S5 E12
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Identity - Swift Half S5 E11
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10.
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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Luck and The Land of Dreams - What Will William Tell?
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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Lick or Sniff - S5 E9
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Crypto Chaos - A Swift Half
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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Elephants in Coats - What Will William Tell?
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Ralf Reveals All - S5 E8
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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Gaffer Taping my Balls - A Swift Half
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Mar 14, 2025 |
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Smoke Up Your Arse - What Will William Tell
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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The Method - S5 E7
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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A night out in the actual pub! A Swift Half
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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Too Much of a Good Thing - What Will William Tell
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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A Night at the Theatre - S5 E6
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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Animals - A Swift Half S5 E5
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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Twins - What Will William Tell
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Planes, Trains and .........Pocket Gardens
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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Brain Power - What Would William Tell... #2
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Relationship Advice.... S5 E4
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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Findabble....A Swift Half - S5 E3
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Feb 14, 2025 |
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Scammers - What Will William Tell? #1
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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You Asked, we delivered.... S5E3
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Stupid Questions - A Swift Half (S5 E2)
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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Bananagate - Two Pints Podcast S5E2
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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Saving Will's disappearing bum - A Swift Half - (S5E1)
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Jan 31, 2025 |
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Series 5 Episode 1
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Will vs Ralf Highlights part 2
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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Will vs Ralf Highlights part 1
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Two Pints Podcast, 2024, best bits so far
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Will & Ralf return to Runcorn
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May 30, 2024 |
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A Swift Half - A second Agony Auntie Ann from Sheffield
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May 26, 2024 |
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A Swift Half - Agony Auntie Ann Story from Sheffield.
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May 22, 2024 |
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An April Fool's Tour chat.
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May 04, 2024 |
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A Swift Half on the road from the tour
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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A Swift Half with Will and Ralf - "Sausage butty"
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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"How much of our lives in our control?"
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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"Two Cups of Tea with Will & Ralf"
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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"Our producer fell asleep in this episode"
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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"Ralf's been on holiday!" 🏝️
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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"Will's Fun Facts - Tour Highlights" - A Swift Half with Will and Ralf
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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"Who's the most famous person you've met?" A Swift Half with Will and Ralf
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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"When Will met Robbie Williams" - Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 6
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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"Its Good to Talk" Will and Ralf open up about therapy
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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"Hero" - Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 5
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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A 'Swift Half" with Will, Ralf and special guest Paddy McGuinness
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Blind Will 🙈- Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 4
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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Is 2024 the year Ralf kills Will!? 🚁 - Two Pints with Will & Ralf Season 4 Episode 3
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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It's CHRRRRRRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS - Series 4 Episode 2
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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A Swift Half - Tour highlights, audience stories part 1.
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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A Swift Half talking GloryHoles!
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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I'm still alive.... Mum x - Series 4 Episode 1.
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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A Swift Half with Susan & Kathryn
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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Two VERY SPECIAL Pints with Kathryn Drysdale & Susan Nickson
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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Two (alcohol free) Pints with Sober Dave
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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Two Pints with Russell Howard
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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A Swift Half with ... Russell Howard
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Jun 18, 2022 |
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A Swift half with Kate Thornton...
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Two Pints (and a glass of wine) with Kate Thornton!
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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On the Road to Mellor's Cafe
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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A Swift Half - Visiting Will's first theatre
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May 26, 2022 |
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Two Pints (of tea) with Will's Mum!
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May 15, 2022 |
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A Swift Half with Alex Boardman
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May 05, 2022 |
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Two Pints With Alex Boardman
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May 03, 2022 |
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A Swift Half - Reflections on Ricky!
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Ricky Hatton hits Will & Ralf....hard...
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Apr 16, 2022 |
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Two Pints at home with Ricky Hatton.
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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On the Road to Ricky Hatton's house!
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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A Swift Half
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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A Swift Half with Dara
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Two Pints with Will & Ralf..... & Dara Ó Briain
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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A Swift Half - Caricatures of us
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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We're back! Season 3 baby!
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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SEASON 3 PROMO!
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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Have a Word with Two Pints
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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A PINT OF WINE!
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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Series 2.5 - Episode 2 - The Bums Bollocks and Sports episode.
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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Two Pints with Will & Ralf, Season 2.5... ep 1
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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The Best Of Season 2 (Part Two)
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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The Best Of Season 2 (Part One) | Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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The Best Guest Stories from Season 2 ft. Paddy McGuinness and Jason Manford | Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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Another Round Of 'Would You Rather' | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Aug 05, 2021 |
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Ep 11. One more round...The Euros final, adopting dogs and Vindaloo Two | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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Vindaloo Two! | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Get Rid Of One | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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E10 - Season 2 FINALE!
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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"The balls of some people!" Chancers | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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We Answer Your Twitter Questions | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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Ep 9. Ol' Glassy Eyes Is Back (We Got a Beer Sponsor! 🍻) Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
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May 25, 2021 |
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What We've Been Watching On The Telly... | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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May 07, 2021 |
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The Unluckiest People Ever | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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May 04, 2021 |
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Ep 8. Brownie Points.. | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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Is An Armadillo bulletproof? Will's Interesting Facts | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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The Worst Jobs We've Ever Had | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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Guess the TV Theme Tune... A Swift Half | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E7
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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The Return Of 'Would You Rather'...Two Pints S2 E7
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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"They let me get my knob out in front of everyone!" Audition Horror Stories | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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“What’s wrong with being an attention seeker?!” | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E6
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Mar 14, 2021 |
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Two Pints with... Joe Tracini
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Will Mellor and Ralf Little Play Speak Out Game! | Two Pints Best Bits!
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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A swift Half.... JONNY'S NOT DEAD!
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Feb 27, 2021 |
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Some big News... Season 2 Episode 5
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Will talks about joining Coronation Street. Episode 4 | A Swift Half....
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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Love, Dogs & shaving your kids pubes.... Season 2 Episode 4....
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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Two Pints Series 2 Episode 3 - Swift Half
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Feb 14, 2021 |
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Two Pints with.... Paddy McGuinness
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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Two Pints with.... JASON MANFORD!
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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Ep 1 Part 2.... Your Questions..
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Jan 30, 2021 |
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We're BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK... Episode 1 ....Part 1...
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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Season 2..... Coming soon....
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Jan 16, 2021 |
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A "Swift Half" with Will & Ralf
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
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Dec 12, 2020 |
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Season One: The Best Of
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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Will's Chicken story....
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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We have an ALEXA PUB QUIZ APP!
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Sep 26, 2020 |
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Biscuits......How do you eat yours?
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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BONUS - THAT CAT STORY IN FULL
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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10. Season 1 finale.
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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9. Two Pints with Keith Lemon
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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8. Will's getting old...
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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7. Ralf's finally left his house.. and some very special magic!
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Jul 24, 2020 |
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6. Two Pints The musical Watch Along
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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5. A Father's Day tribute to Bill Mellor.
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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4. Will's theory about Aliens
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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3. Two Pints..... IN LOCKDOWN
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May 19, 2020 |
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2. Life since Two Pints....
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May 09, 2020 |
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1. Those were the days...
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Apr 26, 2020 |
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Two Pints with Will & Ralf Trailer
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Apr 21, 2020 |