Keep Calm And Cauliflower Cheese

By Keep Calm And Cauliflower Cheese

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Carb Comedic overload for eccentric and whimsical foragers.

Episode Date
Big hands for a Fountain Pen, Edward VII’s naughty chair, Swinging for tums, Garlic bread galore!
Apr 28, 2024
A smooth back, low carb worms, Flushing on a flight.
Apr 28, 2024
Gooey Chewy very ewwy, Hardened Mint, G & T in good for you!
Apr 22, 2024
Are organic berries hairier? Nostril trimming for romance, Seagull attack, Gene at Breakfast.
Apr 20, 2024
Flatulent Flutist, The Policeman’s helmet, “I like this journey for you!”. Court Jester.
Apr 15, 2024
It happened in Monterey, Sexy aquarium cleaning scene, U.S school field trips Vs British school field trips.
Apr 15, 2024
Easter Eggdom, Russian Pizza in underwear, Don’t look back in anger,Thank-you-next!
Apr 03, 2024
Corduroy not hardy in crotch area, The Roman Emperor returns, lab meat, No Sex we are Tech moguls, Lounge suits & socks.
Mar 24, 2024
Old fella at the Madge concert, Solar powered naughty toys, Naked Fingers or Regular fingers, Chicken revolution
Mar 22, 2024
St Paddy’s day, Pavlov’s Pisser, Guinness Butter, An Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman!
Mar 17, 2024
Corn on the nob, Snowmageddon part two.Steak and job day. Butter back, baby!
Mar 15, 2024
The Spring Rambler, Why Lycra, why not Skinny Jeans? Phantom Super Market trolleys,Burger guilt
Mar 10, 2024
Frozen chubby legs,Sweat and a Sausage Roll, genetic extra finger, Polish the Gnashers!
Mar 09, 2024
Self healing Asphalt for bum cracks, Fishy o’Filet, Croc speakers, old orgy
Mar 03, 2024
Ripe Milk, Zoom Towels, Spam rations, Pierre the Mannequin, Cancelled meetings
Mar 02, 2024
The surprisingly big tongue, Box a willy’s, clotted cream. Get yer hands off my mushy peas!
Feb 25, 2024
Steve Wright
Feb 20, 2024
Award for best socks, The Play, Moths, Airport comedians
Feb 11, 2024
Dog Dyson, Sex-cessful people, Hedgehog havens, Snow splits
Feb 05, 2024
Dog menagerie, Lady flatulence, eating in the shower, jarred trumps
Feb 02, 2024
The decline and fall of Henry VIII, the farting airline passenger, the eye patch helping relationships, Mile High sauce, Kettle in the bathroom
Jan 29, 2024
The Rye Cracker mistake, Salt in Tea..bloody hell no! Skinny jeans crotch showing, Dive Pubs
Jan 26, 2024
Sausage Roll eating Crows, Weighted blanket gives six pack.end of ironing. Red, sore,Paws! Marmite crisps goodbye..
Jan 21, 2024
Hairy Woofy, Creatively Lazy,Big Nelson attitude, Dunking rankings
Jan 19, 2024
Tea on the pot, Find my Black pudding, my big shadow hand, Silk Cravat stain
Jan 14, 2024
A diet for a Suit of Armour, the apologetic British:I’m not apologetic enough! The creaky bed, everything creaking.
Jan 12, 2024
Christmas Splosh, Golden Syrup Lion, Sea Wash Balls, Hoard packing
Jan 01, 2024
Figgy Pudding, Pasty Proposal, Fake Snoring, The Great Baked Bean lie.
Dec 18, 2023
Fake Bulgarian Potatoes, My Christmas Cheese board, Cell phone holder for toilet, Travel rings, Tripod Mixer
Dec 15, 2023
The Red Cabbage saga, Beaver eating cabbage, Pick up a Penguin nap, What is behind the bookcase?
Dec 11, 2023
Fake Leopard print on the old boy, The IBS savior car, Big Ben’s Penny, Man Flu is real!
Dec 08, 2023
Smothered in Chili, Mushroom Coffee helps bloating, Tweed in the 505, Naughty Knicker advent Calendar.
Dec 05, 2023
The Sneeze, El Tel, Plunger Season,Napoleon complex
Nov 27, 2023
Frisky Air freshener, men hiding in Bathrooms, Spice level warning, Fake accents
Nov 25, 2023
The moistness of the bird and other Turkey Tips, God’s grub-The Croissant, I will not wear an ugly Christmas jumper
Nov 20, 2023
Bogey Brail, Poppadom crack, the Bro Station, Breath like Jacks piss, Disgusting behaviour
Nov 17, 2023
Tomato beads, Potato star signs, No Nut Movember, Shart office chair
Nov 13, 2023
Welly Wanging, The Doodles favorite smoked chicken juice, manly soap, The Bond Blimp
Nov 10, 2023
Man’s Mipple Bra, Christmas decorations at Halloween, back to front Y-fronts, Not the November bucket list, Split the bill
Nov 03, 2023
Yellow Pillows are good luck, Race for the Tres Leche, Mince Pie quality auditor, Autumn frost bite
Oct 30, 2023
Right Buttock cheek is possessed, Scorpion and Spider in Vacuum cleaner, What do Europeans search about Brits?
Oct 30, 2023
DIY Only Fans, Vet prescribes Girlfriend anti-depressants, Corn-pop collage in bed.
Oct 23, 2023
Couches whilst queuing, Egg jittery again, be mediocre; life is easier. No to Breath work influencers!
Oct 20, 2023
The Janitors nook, the shape of your poo, forget #thebachelor try #nakedattraction
Oct 16, 2023
British people squeezing into small spaces, the Airplane grunter! Children choose between the new iPhone and great teeth!
Oct 14, 2023
The Autumn Come-back show, The sloppy mouth Towel pt2, Toothpaste everywhere, emotional support Alligator. Stationhead Radio debut!
Oct 06, 2023
My favorite, long lost coat hanger. Only 35 Navy blue sweaters left! Nessie is real; again. Horrible hoarders.
Sep 25, 2023
Raised Yellow truck and little man syndrome, Penultimate Crows nest show, Mr Writer and notetaker, communal showers
Sep 23, 2023
Food delivery to wrong house, jelly feet and oily leg, Fat leg ripped jeans, Jesus chicken
Sep 18, 2023
Tikka Masala Rubber John, Gym Hot boxing, Big plates, The most Pro phone ever! Bishop the dog.
Sep 15, 2023
Rollercoaster love, Super Hero Moobs, Missing red Sock Portal Vortex, AI watching my knickers spin
Sep 11, 2023
Volcanic bloody nose tsunami, Can’t hear you Muther, Tatties & Tattoos, Mutton jobs, Super hero’s with moobs.
Sep 08, 2023
Rotten Mango Roulette, Bamboo boxers, My Loo seat is my home, the forgotten grocery item.
Sep 02, 2023
Naked German Wolfman, Hot Vicky Hovland, Caterpillar Eyebrows, The Nostril disaster
Aug 28, 2023
Gwennie’s Bread, Irish Butter the best, Bobbles on the tongue, Succulent.
Aug 25, 2023
Ice,Ice addict, American Cricket Jumpers, Cyclist Hawtrey body’s, no-slot generation
Aug 21, 2023
Hungry Lionesses, Parky, Pickled Ice cream, Listening to the podcast whilst bathing the Dog.
Aug 18, 2023
Drug Smuggler Sharks, Pond Sharks, perfect rice, Nostril grooming, Long socks & short shorts.
Aug 13, 2023
Harry’s Polka to Deutschland, the poisoned German flatulent sandwich, Uber to pick up your own food, random Totem poles
Aug 11, 2023
Mammoth Balls, Giant Yorkshire puddings, Ice in Bubbly, somebody to dry my lugs!
Aug 06, 2023
Royal Banana eating etiquette, wrist circumference equals body type, stop people sitting next to you hack, Leaf intimacy, humans dressed as bears.
Aug 04, 2023
Romantic side of a Cow, I do like to be beside the seaside, cutting ones toe nails correctly, the tingle of a sensitive invigoration!
Jul 30, 2023
Popcorn smuggling and popcorn popping everywhere! Musk she get married again, Big Bird costume, History’s longest nose
Jul 28, 2023
A bald, bearded, short man wins! A damp squib, Cricket and Rain. Rain, Rain go away!
Jul 23, 2023
Chalk man rediscovers appendage, Jiggery pokery, Republican Sugar Daddy’s, Steep British Stairs.
Jul 21, 2023
Ugly Magnum’s, Balls Chutney, Chocolate Biscuits Vs Cookies, The Two Boris’ and a Horse show!
Jul 14, 2023
Play up, Play up and win the game! Knotted Handkerchief and Cricket, #theAshes, Man ponders his giant Cucumber, Bendy Bully.
Jul 09, 2023
The Hairy back Straw Poll, Pen at the Pool, Ice cream tongue gymnastics, detestable London 1632
Jul 07, 2023
The 300th Soirée, Those magnificent Englishmen,Gin drinking machines, a light sprinkling of innuendo
Jul 01, 2023
Sore Spinning fingers, American Dentist stalking British clients,Tree game near the Tee game, Ashes, Elton’s Finale
Jun 25, 2023
Big Snacks and a huge middle Stump, Split Teabag and vigorous spoon action, Dad’s feet pt2, What kind of Cheese is your Man?
Jun 23, 2023
Artisanal Chocolate Cake & Cricket, Bugs sucking the double chin, Butt lift on the 9th hole, The Ashes nap regiment.
Jun 16, 2023
The Fox burp, Omega-3 Granola, Gentleman’s Dress shirt jogging club, Old School puddings.
Jun 11, 2023
The Big Cheese, Red Trouser Brigade, A British Doctor’s philosophy, The baguette plane.
Jun 09, 2023
Frisky Pterodactyls, Spring Spears, The Bread Index, Party like you are not a Puritan!
Jun 04, 2023
Smells like rancid butter, Baked Bean Brigade, the Six pack latex suit, the wonder of Vicks.
Jun 02, 2023
If Pesci and I had a Son , Snakes on the Links, Cheese Rolling injuries, Crumbly Flakes in the Mr Whippy.
May 29, 2023
Mystery of the Apple, Scattered Gummies, Gull gonad’s, The 70’s Love Maid, Soak the Snag’s
May 26, 2023
The Battered Sausage, Tea for two billion, Power squatting whilst grasping leashes, Scented Vicar Dog collar for insect repellant.
May 21, 2023
Trim the Trolls feet, Disco dump, Elasticated Lederhosen, Evaporated milk delight.
May 19, 2023
Mummy’s Boy, Probiotic Rhubarb, Chatting an ol time skill, Wet trotters, short legged Neanderthal.
May 14, 2023
What’s in your Trolley? Through the eyes of a Swiftie, the Coronation disguise, bursting the Wallpaper bubble.
May 12, 2023
Son of an Uber driver preacher woman, the Clumsy partner eye roll, Public oiling, anticipate the creases!
May 08, 2023
Charles the eccentric, The Coronation sandwich Tower of Power, Finger sandwiches, A cup of tea and a piece of cake.
May 05, 2023
Wear Sunscreen, Pork Crackling arms, No rumpy-pumpy I’m Rob, Tanning Trousers.
Apr 30, 2023
Pop Rocks under the folds, French road wall, Cheese Broccoli soup, Diverticulitis the Greek stomach philosopher.
Apr 28, 2023
Slow motion Krakatoa, Whuffings, Injured on redundant exercise equipment, King Quiche, Feed the Squirrels.
Apr 23, 2023
Pickled Beetroot mould, Hog Hikes, Emotional support Donkey’s, Turd Tinder
Apr 21, 2023
The University Trunk, I am not the Taxman, Flat butt belt, Tupperware Bean Mystery
Apr 16, 2023
Jesus Shoes, Death by actual Chocolate, Dinosaurs are just weird looking birds, Who is “she”? The cat’s Mother.
Apr 14, 2023
Bad British tippers at the Pink Flamingo, Oh la la! We have no baguettes. Gold bar biscuit, Tippex and Navy blue jumpers, an army of menacing squirrels.
Apr 10, 2023
I will not let my Pain au Chocolat go stale! The Polka dot sock apology, Yellow sign’s mean Shark, Gorilla joyride.
Apr 09, 2023
Boris the Opera singing Taxi Driver, Scooby Doo’s Fred Jones’ Blonde Wig, Challenge Chappy.
Apr 03, 2023
April Foolosophy
Apr 01, 2023
“Make sure you wear something you don’t mind getting dirty”. My Workman’s aftershave. My favourite Vindaloo! The Loo meteorite…
Mar 31, 2023
The Rampling Podcaster Pt 1, Melted White Chocolate bunny on the chest, Joy then suffering: Weekend home improvement projects. Barter your services.
Mar 27, 2023
The Nora Shatty’s, Is Green Hot tub water okay? No confidence flatulence, Are the boys in the Barracks?
Mar 24, 2023
Baked Bean shrapnel. Paddy. Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew. Luther & Blofeld’s Martini.
Mar 17, 2023
Breaking the Morse Code:The last Endeavour.
Mar 12, 2023
Don’t leave me alone in a room with chocolate, Good gnashers to eat corn, How to spot a Brit abroad?
Mar 10, 2023
Posher Doo-doo bags,Blood Orange Magic, Bear Marvel hero-Super Ted, Crab like walk
Mar 06, 2023
Rapping Greenkeeper, Teatime for Tay Tay, Pooh Horror, Dad dancing tips.
Mar 03, 2023
Keep Calm and eat Carbs at Lent, the Chaotic Maze.Turnips, Tramps and Thieves, Snowy Days and Wednesdays.
Feb 27, 2023
Chappy Chat Bot, Britain’s oldest naughty toy, Ancient Egyptian Sphincter, How do you like your toast?
Feb 25, 2023
Bit a Butter, Woodpecker Beak, Big Ol head, Posture improving Boxers.
Feb 20, 2023
Doctors Blair & Sunak, Refrigerator Etiquette, the best piece of the Cone, Voice messages in your voice.
Feb 17, 2023
Forget the Game start Valentines Day early! The delivery Balloon, Aliens eat mash and are jealous of fries.Inflatables to stop chaffing thighs..
Feb 12, 2023
The Emperor of Easy, Burt, smooth mash potatoes, Easy does it! What the World needs now is Love Sweet Love.
Feb 10, 2023
The Button Down Shirt, the curse of romance. Worlds oldest Rubber Johnny, burying my head in the sand watching football, the color of the Yolk.
Feb 06, 2023
Bully’s Special Prize, Toilet paper two grow Mushrooms,Breakfast Baked Potato, Crusts are my favourite!
Feb 03, 2023
Is the bath big enough for the Podcast? Mature Cheddar the miracle food for pregnancy! Salty Old Sea Dog Sneakers.
Jan 29, 2023
Fish and Chips at the end of the World, Asteroid, Curry and not sweating, losing ones Spectacles
Jan 27, 2023
Ballerina in the Snow, The Alan’s, Nudist Colony rules, Social Climbing experiment: M really likes W not H!
Jan 22, 2023
Harry envied William’s Sausage, British Bangers, Glass Onion the modern take on the classic Detective yarn. You know you are getting old when you..
Jan 20, 2023
Bed n’Berries Edition, Columbo on the weekend, Play Misty, Wild Game Crisps.
Jan 15, 2023
Beautiful Bare Nostrils, the Snostril update, the Potty driver, Jesus in Meaty Pizza grease.
Jan 13, 2023
The Full English Breakfast a turnoff? Never!!! Uber Drivers Spy, Spy Squirrels, New Year new Coasters.
Jan 08, 2023
By Royal Frozen Appendage, The Ginger Stallion. Boogie Vs Boogie Vs Bogey Vs Booger. Oh Bugger!
Jan 06, 2023
A Loo special, Carry-On at your own Convenience,New Year, new under crackers, the Tingly Interchange, Donkey Milk.
Jan 02, 2023
A Ghostly British Christmas Carol
Dec 23, 2022
How to Curtsy, The Bacon Battle, Should I Hoodie? The Pharaoh of Peppermint Bark
Dec 17, 2022
White Lotus Italiano mix, The festive Chocolate finger nail, The separation of Mac and Cheese, A Christmas Story not an appreciation!
Dec 16, 2022
Jusqu’a la baguette blue croustillante, Neighbourly Opera, Puffer Jacket and re-cycled Spaghetti, My rambunctious washing machine is a thrusting young buck!
Dec 11, 2022
St Crispin’s Day, the Baguette vs Hovis loaf Joust, Fish Finger Croissant, an Inkling of victory…
Dec 09, 2022
Freeze Lions,Big Pig in a Duvet, Football Crazy,Broomstick Hurling,Pickled Weiner, Shaven Mr Bigglesworth.
Dec 04, 2022
The Great Bustard, Bellow Rumpy Puppy,Perk the Flat Dad Bottom, Seasonal Pickled Onions
Dec 02, 2022
The Christmas Sandwich:an appreciation, British Gobbledygook, Egg scare, the Crowns floral print sofa, Contraceptive Codpiece.
Nov 28, 2022
Tap dancing Chap, Uber Stuck, little pinky, Bad Clam, Left over mash, Stir it up Sunday.
Nov 21, 2022
Frozen Doner kebab on the Crampons, Psychic Alpaca,hooker Ghosts, Jumbo Pickle day
Nov 19, 2022
A finger of Fudgesicle, Small Hands, a Sandringham imposter, The Crown reprise, What would happen if British man won the American Lottery? Festive Sandwiches.
Nov 13, 2022
The Red drip, Licking a Toad in Tweed, Christmas Pudding Crisps, A Trifle nice, Your Posh Girl name.
Nov 11, 2022
Sh*T Stick Yoga, Bonfire Food, Beer Crack, Weak bladdered neighbors, Big baller Squirrel
Nov 06, 2022
Elton in Colorado, Hancocks Half Wittery, The Vacuum Van, The nude Psychic Tax advisor, The Thanksgiving Chip/Crisp, Hot Chocolate Bombs away!
Nov 04, 2022
All Hallows hilarity, Bovine Spittal, an American in London not a Werewolf! Pigs Vomit, The Prime Minsters Lectern.
Oct 30, 2022
Instant Mash Smash, Revolver, Foot Cheese Grater, Breast Detox, Roomy Cassocks.
Oct 28, 2022
My Bananas won’t ripen! Basmati Boris, Bidet revised, becoming my Parents, the Porridge files…
Oct 23, 2022
Hogwash and Fiddlesticks. Fighting to quit, Bad British tippers, Fat Bears, Political Pantomimes.
Oct 22, 2022
Graffitiing appendages, Shazam your neighbors rave, Ancient new potato crop found, Rubbish Hoops, Apocalyptic orgy.
Oct 16, 2022
Pooper Scooper Saga, Pot Air rises! Right side of the bed, the Mary Celeste of Breakfast Sausages, Corgi running wild.
Oct 14, 2022
The wrong doll, Magic card, My Emo jeans, not the coolest Dad!
Oct 11, 2022
Rocking Jon the Manager, Beans before a move, Portable Party Plunger, No more Shiny Quality Street wrappers.
Oct 07, 2022
Bland and Oniony. Jumper Jenga, Serious movin edition. Waiting whilst starving, Surgical gloves, an appreciation of Nigel…
Oct 01, 2022
Hula Hula, the search for Windy Miller, the iPhone blue message,British people and the Ant correlation
Sep 26, 2022
The Creepy Crawley season, Pumpkin Spice the new nightmare, slapping away cramp, both cheeks sore, Snake head soup.
Sep 23, 2022
The Great British Queue, Lost without luggage, the Vaping driver, the versatile rubbish sack
Sep 18, 2022
Keep the Cup and Saucer, Ploughing for Potatoes, the Corgi’s bite, Trousers falling whilst rubbish surfing!
Sep 16, 2022
Elizabeth the Great Part 2
Sep 12, 2022
Elizabeth the great Part 1.
Sep 09, 2022
The Great vinegar disaster, Alexander de Pfeffel Au Revoir! Protective Mature Cheddar eye cream, The most interesting man in the world with ponytail, Bottom bitten.
Sep 04, 2022
Egg Diet, Curry Gull, Lost underwear, Ginger stem biscuits, Apple Cider Vinegar helping fractures!
Sep 03, 2022
#HGW, #hotgirlwalk, Jellied Eels, Pie & Mash. The Letter W, The Bearded Texan Yogi
Aug 28, 2022
Can I do the Bluegrass and Barbecue without the 5K run? Uneven Tan, a shirtless Freddie, White nostril hair
Aug 26, 2022
A British Ode to the Breakfast Burrito..an insiders view!
Aug 21, 2022
Bodily noises in Songs, Nordic Noir detective googling, crumbly Ginger biscuits, take your kettle on holiday with you.
Aug 19, 2022
Cascades of August sunlight through the avenue of trees, Toggling his stick shift, Are you a hell yes okay person or hell no ok okay person? A better quality of rubbish…
Aug 14, 2022
Joe the philandering Uber Driver, Toxic Urine, No Shorts Heatwave, Was Eeyore the first Emo?
Aug 12, 2022
Panpipeadopoulos, Cider Vinegar on warts,Castor oil packs, all rodents are villains, phallic tombstone.
Aug 07, 2022
Tea Challenge:Yorkshire Vs Tips, Spittoon dumping, Best Biscuit Dunker, Dirty Texting Finger, Trotsky giveaway.
Aug 05, 2022
Schnozle Snippers, Caked on the shoe, Snakes Cometh, Prince Harry’s knickers, The Norwegian Walrus, Hurt by a Pawn.
Jul 29, 2022
Sensitive Golf, The Greek bedpan cometh, Lack of Spatial awareness-Bonking into things, Droopy Ear lobes,Ear wax and Artichokes
Jul 24, 2022
Cocktails in a Bin, Queen’s Guards feeling the heat, Kilt or you wilt, British Grub for Yanks, Heat insanity.
Jul 22, 2022
Wispy Tash, Mullet laden, Aussie Golfing Magician. “All because the Lady loves…”. Bath loving Men, Interrupting Bag-pipes.
Jul 17, 2022
Red Heat Warning, Parliamentary Petulance, Pork Markets, Tuna Mayo, Ice yer Pants
Jul 15, 2022
Snorting Eels, Freezer Tetris, Hot Flash detector, Columbo on a Friday night , Renowned Psychic’s
Jul 11, 2022
Bathroom Cabinet Reshuffle, Boris Biking into the Sunset, Blood before the Bite, Hot Dog eating before Wimbledon!
Jul 08, 2022
I’m AllWright, The Kingdom of Loose Leaf Tea, Daddy Hero, Amazing Keto ice cream, Volcanic Dreams
Jul 05, 2022
The Greek Bedman, the delicious lingering smell of Curry, Expert in Lepidoptery, Shaving a Kiwi fruit.
Jun 26, 2022
Say Worcestershire Sauce three times in the Mirror! Jaws the Shark, Bratwurst better than Hot Dogs
Jun 24, 2022
McCartney, Father’s Day, Karen in Customer service, Ziggy’s 50th, Ol Big head, String of Sausages.
Jun 19, 2022
Club Tropicana and Pikes Hotel, Frozen Teabags, Pant Like a dog, Roger Moore and George Washington’s Ice creams..
Jun 17, 2022
California, Salt-Water Dreams, Swiss Cheese Underwear, KKKaren and her Cars, Harness your inner Usain..
Jun 12, 2022
A Lovely Jubbly Jubilee: The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee an eccentric take with a dash of history! Part Two
Jun 04, 2022
A Lovely Jubbly Jubilee: The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee an eccentric take with a dash of history! Part One.
Jun 03, 2022
Darth Vader Breathing, Mash potatoes in the Summer, Trying to buy donated bread, Whimsical Whitsun Weekend
May 29, 2022
Inflatable Pajamas, Josh Jousting, Etiquette when disposing of rubbish, Roman appendage Graffiti.
May 27, 2022
A Trifle nice, Loose birds, Secret Drinker, Oat mastication, Text From Gym.
May 22, 2022
Smelling of Asparagus, Snow in May, Creaky Beds, Fish Curry, VHS Roulette.
May 20, 2022
Eurovision Euphoria, Never tell a Doctor your diagnosis! Dreaming of catching, Dress up for the Derby, A designated parrot to say : “that is awesome!”.
May 14, 2022
Siren at Night,Gym at the movies, Clamped and Towed on a Monday morning, Hairy Sea-Monster
May 13, 2022
Sour Milk delight, Hideous Ribs, Over-stacking a chip, Adult Bibs, Dirty AirPods, “A Cooker”.
May 08, 2022
Flappish Pajama pants or new pants? Breakfast Burrito in the buff,National Naked Gardening day, Tractor top Trumps, Trainspotting.
May 06, 2022
Tractor Ploughing a last furrow. Precarious Pineapples, Pina Colada one of your five a day!Joggers, Bleeding Bathmats, Danger of Take-away(Out) boxes.
May 01, 2022
Worst TV remote in the world, Balls in the Dishwasher, Ring Voiceover by Attenborough, Barry White saved my life!
Apr 29, 2022
Sancta Georgius, the high Cyclist, Fondant Fancy freak, stuffing in the throat, Celluloid’s attractive Tory.
Apr 24, 2022
Gen Z hate Gravy, Proud Prehistoric Cockerel, Macron’s Rug, Buff Butler’s
Apr 22, 2022
The Underpants Golf ball, Moo Moo Neighbor, Avid and obsessive Knitter, Shopping Cart Etiquette, Darn socks!
Apr 17, 2022
Hot Crossed Croissants, No washing at Easter, German Eggs Catapult, Stiff Hair, Pudding Suicide.
Apr 15, 2022
Dump Waiter, A Log Cabin with one Loo! Best Band to break-up, Sprained finger in the Curls, a Ridiculous Roux.
Apr 10, 2022
Missing Sock & Underwear Vortex, “I Never forget a Cheese”. Ugly Lizzard Vibrams, Mac Tottie.
Apr 08, 2022
Bootiful Birthday Monarch, Sweaty Heart, Ointment labels,Shirtless at the Oscars, Frozen Strawberry Margarita for an Old Chap.
Apr 03, 2022
April Foolish Fools, Back to front is best, A Biker walks into a bar..Alka-Seltzer Cocktails
Apr 01, 2022
Testosterone Fueled top-golf, Naked Man eats Sausage roll, Devil’s Bun’s, Gravy and Pasta, Sweat-pant Superpowers.
Mar 27, 2022
Composting your old Apples, Squidward Tiki Land, Miraculous Classy Euro Cartoon, Aromatherapy Fart blanket.
Mar 27, 2022
The Mulleted Golfer, Deep Fried Cadburys Cream egg, White Pizza,Cucumber Sandwich, Salary shaming Dog.
Mar 21, 2022
The Crime of pre-cooked Jacket Potatoes, Toe and Underwear Gymnastics, Fat shaming a Corgi, Sausage roll Obelisk .
Mar 18, 2022
Alien accent, Doing the Splits on Ice, Toe crusher, Confirming the Confirmation, Batman Calzone
Mar 13, 2022
The lost Pug and the Pot smoker, When I was once a Female Tennis Champion, Selling jarred flatulence,Nutmeg poisoning.
Mar 11, 2022
Bacon bug, Inappropriate dog toys, Bostonian Driver, Water-pik fired up the nose, Dark chocolate for longevity.
Mar 06, 2022
Mount Everest mattress pad, Butter does not spread, Neighbours, Bluetooth bugs, Cauliflower King
Mar 04, 2022
Aylesbury Duck, Cognac on a Frozen appendage? awkward bugger taxi drivers,Rough builders hands, Queens pies.
Feb 26, 2022
Toasty Trousers, Archie not so well, Two Tribes, Uber Heating pad, Ape Hangers and Un-cool Hogs!
Feb 25, 2022
Soft-Boiled Egg hating Ghost, Gen Z’s on warp speed, Nudist’s in the 1950’s, Pot smoking Closet, Sam Club Saturday night.
Feb 20, 2022
Chocolate makes you skinny! Porker on the loose, Take off your shoes in my house. Tape, tape everywhere and no present to wrap.
Feb 18, 2022
Make Merica a Monarchy again!;-)Atomic Raisins,Presidential floaters, Luge Lothario
Feb 12, 2022
Biscuits in bed, Competent not competent, Salacious Slavic website, Don’t shake your Duvet vigorously!
Feb 11, 2022
Accession, Recipe for a Queen,Dead Miller Seance, String cheese G-String, the Talking Willy.
Feb 06, 2022
Nicotine Crows, Gout Blood,Jumper Jenga Long John edition,Lovely Jubbly Jubilee
Feb 04, 2022
Royal Condom-ments, Arse Aerator, holy undergarments, Driver who sounds like Bill and Elvis welded, New Year:New Cat Suit!
Jan 30, 2022
Flaxseeds to put a pep in ones step, Skip hijacking, two Ancient Sphincters discovered,Heir raising.
Jan 28, 2022
Ginger Sarcophagus, Cut-price Cauliflower, Pork Pie Plot, Workmanlike dreams.
Jan 22, 2022
Good to talk, Bologna for Beauty, Toe nail Sushi knife, Woke onions make me So emotional.
Jan 21, 2022
Back injured Straightening hair, Frizzy, flopping, flumping locks, a boring influencer, butt benefits, middle aged ailments!
Jan 16, 2022
Up and Toss your Salad game, Chill Jeggings, Sticky Toast, Escape the Metaverse with a Tea Cozy.
Jan 14, 2022
The Cosmic Crisp, Naughty Vegetables, Lettuce for the New year, Black Garlic Beer for Millennials equates to no Nookie!
Jan 08, 2022
Tippy Toes Slippy Toes, Big Tatties, Crampons not for big chaps, Meteor better then Covid
Jan 07, 2022
Blue Monday, Find your happy place, Shorts in Winter..idiots! Clump Seal, Mullets for the New Year, Dermal Denticles.
Jan 03, 2022
New Year’s night, Old Geezer fashion advice, the Toilet Paper saga, 24 hours of Spidey
Dec 31, 2021
Christmas Eve, Ham Sniffing, the forlorn last minute Christmas shopping of men, Pleasant Pheasant, Fruit cake fancy and cheese!
Dec 24, 2021
Hallmark Holiday Movie Plot Roulette, The Last Post for ripped Jeans, KFC at Crimbo, Mince Pie crumbles in a hairy chest.
Dec 22, 2021
Binge watching impatience, Scottish Subtitles, Boozy Mince Pies, Bare Chest Christmas Tree Chakra, Scrooges Gruel.
Dec 18, 2021
Holiday Sausage roll, Grinch Gift giving, Camel hump augmentation, Force feeding dream, Anubis the Egyptian dog.
Dec 17, 2021
The Selfie-stick reimagined, Oh Holy Crotch hole, Hair lubricant,Hog’s pudding, Un-Vaxed Yellow ding-dong, The Bean Baubel, the rogue shopping cart
Dec 12, 2021
Bad British Blood, Shower Eucalyptus bomb, Lunatic Uber driver conspiracy theories, Grown up Christmas list bad Karaoke.
Dec 10, 2021
“Last Christmas I gave you a cover version of Last Christmas”. Shanks Pony, the forgotten Parsnip, Water, water leaks everywhere not a drop to drink!
Dec 04, 2021
Bacon Roasting on a open Panini Press,Glittery Baubles, Soft hands, Horehound flavor, Biggest Burp
Dec 03, 2021
The Gift Gobbler, Vegan and Turkeyless, The Shepherd and the Sheep, Ivar the Boneless, Crisp Vs Crumble
Nov 29, 2021
Children say no to Brussel Sprouts, Bro Greetings, Premium Sausage no patties, Emo alter ego.
Nov 28, 2021
A British Take on Thanksgiving,Chocolate Salty Festive Balls, the Unexpected Ponytail tail, Cure for gloopy Mash.
Nov 21, 2021
High on Undercrackers, Santa shortage, squishy dog puke between the toes, Sweet Yorkshire puddings arghhh!
Nov 19, 2021
Nana Yoga, When the President met the Duchess and farted! AWOL toilet paper chewing Roomba, Rubbish Poker
Nov 13, 2021
Sand Zombie, Gen Z hate Brussels sprouts, Dripping tea pots, The Reverse-Care giver.
Nov 12, 2021
Salmonella Onion Russian Roulette, Devonshire Toffee teeth, Meatballs at 4 AM, My rubbish at the top of the pile, Heartburn and clocks changing.
Nov 07, 2021
Guido Fawkes, Gobblers Knob, Weiner bobbing, CBD for Dogs,Flaming Barrels.
Nov 05, 2021
Halloween, Turnip carving, Nocturnal invasion, The Third Bridge, Headless Anne, Hypnotized to fart…
Oct 31, 2021
Roast Beef walk of shame,Garlic, Bike,Bell,Baguette.”Fire Side Chats!”.
Oct 29, 2021
The Low-Rider Derby Pt1, Soggy orange chicken, “leave it at the door!”, “Do not put Pumpkin spice in my balls!”.
Oct 23, 2021
Buttock Squats..hot mug of tea in the back pocket, Hard block of Cheddar on the toes, Old man Fashion.
Oct 22, 2021
Spatchcock, Jumper Jenga-Un-zipped, Big feet, How to make your Conker hard!
Oct 16, 2021
Soup for Breakfast, Bocelli’s biggest fan,Tudor of the week, Thermos flasks warming the thighs..
Oct 15, 2021
Mushy Peas on Toast, The Gazebo Spliff, A Scythe-like Nose, Tweed hat for a Pheasant.
Oct 10, 2021
The Best Chocolate Cake in the World… Big Bear week, Bond Gun-barrel buffoons, Preppy boy in Tattoo parlor.
Oct 08, 2021
Bond Special Part 2: Quiche, Cello case snow boarding,Madonna the Fencing instructor, Dr Christmas,Blue Swimming Trunks, Ball rope,White Dinner jackets, Turtlenecks.
Oct 03, 2021
James Bond Special Part 1, Bad Toupees, Safari Suits, White Cats, Raised eyebrows, Steel Dentures, Little People.
Oct 01, 2021
Curry never disappoints! Dry Cannelloni, Cheese is a Superfood, the Halloween Uber.
Sep 26, 2021
Pierogi’s disease, Cannibal Crows, Branded Rubbers, Hand wash under crackers, George III a lovely Chap.
Sep 24, 2021
The Stolen Breakfast Sandwich, The Red Van, Mac and Cheese Sprit animal, The Butler Bun and Skater-boy hairstyle!
Sep 19, 2021
Penny Farthing Peloton Coach, Proud of my pins, Rat Ball shrinkage, September Brass-Monkeys
Sep 17, 2021
Jack’s missing ashes, The Silent Barber Vs the Jealous Barber, My Neighbors aquarium, Dip your egg with a stiff Soldier.
Sep 12, 2021
To N with Love, Patience, listen, Silence, The Calm before the storm…
Sep 10, 2021
Labor Day Whites, Eating CBD dog chews, Memory book-marks, Tea helping creativity.
Sep 07, 2021
Kramer’s portrait, Jamaican Ginger cake, Discreet Medication, Duck shat, The Great British Roast.
Sep 03, 2021
Cow’s in cars, Moomba, Big men doing weird things…The Zen Mover,Pony-tailed repair men
Aug 28, 2021
Crisp Apple, PSL a disgrace on your taste buds, soapy hair products, CBD and high hounds accompanied with Classical music
Aug 27, 2021
Honey on Mosquito bites, The Ginger fella and the toilet seat, Ancient Pies, Egg cup Cupping
Aug 21, 2021
Larry, George and Chocs away..finally! Blue Pills and shockwaves, The Cockapoo Diana lookalike, Moving nightmares but you are awake.
Aug 20, 2021
Jack, Double bubble Curry, Goodbye to the Butlers nook and the Towers, Pray to the Rubbish Gods, Apple Cider Vinegar
Aug 13, 2021
Nelson, British Superstitions, Playstation and a sock, Box lifting, hopping and trotting hurdling.
Aug 07, 2021
Foot rot, Triple F threat to help ones sleep, Pocket Blow-outs, Rain stopped play!
Aug 06, 2021
Jam Mama, The Timber Merchant, Nipple chaffing tape,Crystals, Behind the Arras..
Jul 31, 2021
Be ready like a Roman, my hottest trek, “the Gentleman’s persuader”. Stuffocate!
Jul 30, 2021
Piccalilli please! Refreshing Ribena,the Garage-sale a reinvention, No turret tower, Make the Mona Lisa smile?!
Jul 24, 2021
Fluffy Naan Bread, Dough everywhere! Tea bag on Mosquito bites, Jeremy’s Farm, Lavender light Zapper’s
Jul 23, 2021
The Dappled Sun, Billionaires and phallic shaped rockets,Mr Whippy, Shoes from another Mother!
Jul 17, 2021
Sword Yoga,Pimple popping sharks, Croquet Roquet, St Swithin’s day, Crocs with benefits
Jul 16, 2021
“Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Come on England give us a Goal!”. Pineapple on Pizza, Marmite Pasta, Mambo Italiano, “Be more like a Gareth!’.
Jul 09, 2021
Flakey Danish Pastries, This England, A Butler Pop-Up Podcast.
Jul 07, 2021
Salo a celebration of the Pig, “Get a Blooming move on!”. The Butt Squad, Camel coats, Roomba taking over.
Jul 03, 2021
100th Episode! Gentleman’s Relish, a round or two at the Duke of Buckingham, Mice in the Sofa, Gut-busters.
Jul 02, 2021
The Hounds decide:German Vs English Bangers, Mothman Butler Prophecies, Doorstep/Door Dash Dating, Handsycock!
Jun 26, 2021
Baked beans & little willies, Barber shop Rap, Music to eat cheese by, Moray Eels
Jun 25, 2021
“I’m Dreaming of a Chicken Bratwurst!” Gwynnie’s Ancient Egg’s, The RV Flasher, Garden Tours.
Jun 19, 2021
England Versus Scotland, Deep Fried Mars Bars, Mushy Peas, Kilt Lifting!
Jun 18, 2021
The Power of Rhubarb, Indiana Groans and the Cod-liver oil tablets, “the day the Turmeric fell!”. Toe nail Blunderbuss.
Jun 12, 2021
Dong Drone, The smell of Creosote, Steamy Tea cools you down, Knotted wet Handkerchief on ones head.
Jun 11, 2021
Manscaping, Unwanted Band Tattoo’s, Cricket Match meditation, Wookie Cookies.
Jun 05, 2021
Long socks and old man trousers, Googly eyes, Benny hill for a new generation, perfect Fried egg!
Jun 04, 2021
The Games featuring Javelin broomstick throwing and chair tossing, Viking deposits, the tiktok Chicken dance for Dad’s, The Sisterhood!
May 29, 2021
Cure for an itchy snout, Come hither finger, Smart toilets, Scratch and sniff, mutant pigs.
May 28, 2021
“What’s in my Dryer?”. Eurovision, Marshmallow treats, Petal foraging, Blue Cheese.
May 22, 2021
Leash Ab workout, Oliver the Gardener and M’Lady, Wide Awoke club, Soaking Dressing Gown.
May 21, 2021
Coffee Capsule mountain, Turmeric in the Eye, Blow torch Rugby socks..wash away the pain! Jumper Jenga Spring edition.
May 15, 2021
Weighted pillow for Rat terrier, Bad Hair Zoom calls, One Hook clapping, Porkers in blankets
May 14, 2021
Golden Butter Ingot, Turd-Berg, Urban Foraging, Alpaca fur lined shower, Tales from the old Caravan site…
May 08, 2021
Itchy nipple syndrome, Boris and the Blockade, Breakfast Sandwiches, Forest Bathing, Purple Asparagus
May 07, 2021
Bad Crockery Bone Bowls, Water Cress, Crispy Chips,May day, The Pelvic floor!
May 02, 2021
English Mustard under the nostrils, Golden Doodle between the legs, raised legs and flight stockings, Skivers and Knuckle bones.
Apr 30, 2021
White Van Classical Tunes, Metrosexual Bond, Cramped cursing couples in camper van, Princess Angel cake Coffee pods.
Apr 24, 2021
St George, Mullet Pillows, Morris Dancing, Shakespeare’s earring, Bells on my fingers and toes.
Apr 23, 2021
Human Nose Bag, “You don’t have to take you clothes off!”. Winter Seersucker, Cave potato prints, Zipper issues.
Apr 17, 2021
Pickled Onion Crisp celebration, injection in the rump, Bond Mansplaining, Solitary Goose & Cannibal Magpie!
Apr 16, 2021
Lady Jockey doing it for herself, Grand National, Third nipple, Palm scanning, Bond Villain’s walking down the street.
Apr 10, 2021
The Original Cheeky Chappy..Prince Phillip!
Apr 09, 2021
Crisp on cleaning, Men’s hair net’s, Kermit VS Miss Piggy, Hand Sanitizer glows sticks, sweet like Chocolate, Mustache wax.
Apr 03, 2021
Raiders of the Lost Hot Cross Buns, Cheese on Windshield, Black pudding tossing, congealed vapor rub!
Apr 02, 2021
Nose Trumpet Orchestra, Butler strolling Skank, ancient cold remedies, Crispy roast duck, no lower body required!
Mar 28, 2021
Sistertude, Dancing Llama, Corgi fluff pillows, Aquariums going wrong, Daughters telling Dad jokes!
Mar 26, 2021
Teabag darts, Mumchester fashion in the 90s, Rice pudding revisited, shoveling techniques, Red phone box
Mar 21, 2021
Big boa action, Paddy or Patty’s? Beer Goggles,Dogs texting, Leprechaun trap, Butler burning himself
Mar 19, 2021
Snowpocalypse, no.69, Irish snow jokes pt 2, Snow tales, naughty Plumber actor, jungle pleasure juice
Mar 14, 2021
Nanny Ninja, Squeaky Pig Choir, Snow and Irish jokes, the scent of marrow bone, Face bra’s
Mar 13, 2021