The Answers for Everything Podcast
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If you have a question, we have the answer... well, maybe not THE answer but definitely AN answer. Give us a listen and exchange some of your free time (or if you have an absentee boss, some of your work time) for a little bit of humor and hopefully some education. Topics range from bodily functions, ghosts and travel planning to literature, relationship woes, tantric massage and scientific discoveries. No topic is too out there and no question is ever wrong.
Join Teapot, Mr. Clay, Dora the Distroya, Charlie Ray, April and Josh as they take you on adventures with stories relating to the weekly topics.
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
-Teapot-
| Episode | Date |
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The Tennessee Dill Pickle
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Jul 16, 2026 |
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Vodka ass poisoning
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Jul 12, 2026 |
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An Alabama version of He-Man
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Jul 09, 2026 |
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It’s like a Rabbi in a headlock
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Jul 05, 2026 |
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Every story should involve docking and gravy
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Jul 02, 2026 |
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Give me the hammer Schneider
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Jun 28, 2026 |
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Thank God we’re not getting paid for this s#1t
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Jun 25, 2026 |
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I wanna have my own herb garden
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Jun 21, 2026 |
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Jimmy, drink your pineapple juice
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Jun 18, 2026 |
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Mac and Cheese! Mac and cheese!
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Jun 14, 2026 |
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This is gonna devolve pretty quick
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Jun 11, 2026 |
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The Canadian ring toss
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Jun 07, 2026 |
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It’s gonna be a weird episode tonight, that’s for sure
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Jun 04, 2026 |
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The KFC Portal to another time and place
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May 31, 2026 |
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That’s what you call a slip ‘n’ slide, the old school way
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May 28, 2026 |
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I would rather be unhappy and rich instead of unhappy and poor
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May 24, 2026 |
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And that’s the story of how Josh became circumcised
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May 21, 2026 |
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Drilling for oil
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May 17, 2026 |
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The reverse Shawshank
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May 14, 2026 |
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I got pantsed once at the gas station I worked at
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May 10, 2026 |
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My wang's got A Habsburg jaw
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May 07, 2026 |
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Porn is a lot like wrestling
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May 03, 2026 |
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Back in college, kicking that guy in the balls for money felt right
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Apr 30, 2026 |
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The Ripoff episode
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Apr 26, 2026 |
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Alexa got Epsteined
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Apr 24, 2026 |
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They might feel sorry for you if you have an IQ of 5
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Apr 19, 2026 |
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Never go full retard
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Stay still Pinocchio
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Apr 12, 2026 |
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That’s just a cold sore, don’t worry about it
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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A side of dry toast
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Apr 05, 2026 |
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The janky ass hose
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Apr 02, 2026 |
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I can’t wait for you to be offended next summer
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Mar 29, 2026 |
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It could be a lot worse
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Keep your buzzers ready for this one
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Mar 22, 2026 |
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It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s, it’s okay
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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Anything is better than the other option
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Mar 15, 2026 |
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You’re not supposed to smell like soup
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Raphe it up
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Mar 08, 2026 |
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The Swizzle Stick
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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There’s gonna be Schnitz
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Mar 01, 2026 |
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The Vagine Goiter
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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The Perineal Raphe
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Feb 22, 2026 |
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We all know, I have a Siamese penis
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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Corrective nipple surgery
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Feb 15, 2026 |
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The Schnitzometer
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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I bet Tara Reid knows her way around a dick
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Feb 08, 2026 |
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Clench that bastard down
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Feb 05, 2026 |
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The Butthole Pinky
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Feb 01, 2026 |
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The Mantis effect
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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It’s a salty burn
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Jan 25, 2026 |
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I want 4 so that I can be called “Quadropecker”
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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The Korean Corndog
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Jan 18, 2026 |
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Masturbation Station
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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And that’s all the time we have today folks
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Jan 11, 2026 |
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What is this world coming to?
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Jan 08, 2026 |
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It’s all gonna work out
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Jan 04, 2026 |
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The Tipless Horseman
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Jan 01, 2026 |
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I’m not just the president of the merkin society, I’m also a client
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Dec 28, 2025 |
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His heart wasn’t the only thing that grew 3 sizes that night
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Dec 25, 2025 |
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The Sarlacc sandwich
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Dec 21, 2025 |
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I’m Mr. Joyful and that’s saying something
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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My character has a nice rack
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Dec 14, 2025 |
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She's bangable
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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You seem to have answers for everything
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Dec 07, 2025 |
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The 5 movie guessing game
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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That’s a great way to end this episode
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Nov 30, 2025 |
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I can’t tell if you’re frozen or pretending to be frozen
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Nov 27, 2025 |
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There’s easier and better ways not to get scurvy
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Nov 23, 2025 |
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For Herpes? It’s Valtrex
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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Chili-Mac, its what’s for dinner
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Nov 16, 2025 |
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I love being a fat F**k
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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Come on man, figure it out
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Nov 09, 2025 |
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The nutsack trampoline
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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An imitation, plastic f*** doll that you ordered off Temu
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Nov 02, 2025 |
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Rubber and perspiration
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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One pecker to rule them all
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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It looks like a lazy Cheshire cat sitting on a mushroom table
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Oct 26, 2025 |
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It smells like ass and old people
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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I don't wanna die yet...
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Oct 19, 2025 |
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You missed some lit episodes
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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That sounds about right
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Oct 12, 2025 |
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Sorry about your penis (Part Deux)
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Very secretive and hush-hush about the whole thing
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Oct 05, 2025 |
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That thing is gonna gain a chromosome
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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She’s got a huge hammer of a hog
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Sep 28, 2025 |
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My nipple is bigger than my dick
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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It’s a different kind of crack to be addicted to
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Sep 21, 2025 |
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(Bonus episode) All season 3 after credits
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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The Megan Fox side piece
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Sep 14, 2025 |
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Six pallets of unsold butthole chocolates
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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Every time I sneeze, I spray the inside of my shorts
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Sep 07, 2025 |
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A fine how do you do
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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That’s an inside joke
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Aug 31, 2025 |
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I need to break the addiction
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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Looks like Sugar Daddy had to give up the sugar
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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That’s not politically correct
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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The hairy umbrella
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Aug 17, 2025 |
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I don’t have to go to L.A to spread AIDS
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Periscope dick (REDUX)
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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Just the odd crackhead, no big deal
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Aug 10, 2025 |
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We’re definitely connected at the penis
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Aug 03, 2025 |
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Are you using that chair?
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Mount Kailash and the mystery of the time distortion
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Jul 27, 2025 |
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The wrath of the hammer
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Blood makes the best lube, I hear.
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Jul 20, 2025 |
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The Canadian meat umbrella
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Smurfette botulism
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Jul 13, 2025 |
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Alien Bukkake
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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Drag queen Bugs Bunny is very sexy
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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At first I was a little afraid of it
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Jul 06, 2025 |
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Men under 6 feet don’t deserve love
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Jul 04, 2025 |
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No matter what, I’m never gonna choose Gorlock
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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Testicle talk with Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay
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Jun 29, 2025 |
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Genetically ungifted
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Jun 27, 2025 |
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Going to Grandma’s house
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Time flies when you’re a moron
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Jun 22, 2025 |
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Light Saber circumcision
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Jun 20, 2025 |
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I keep my love life nonexistent
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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I don’t wanna talk about that right now
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Jun 15, 2025 |
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The grease is burning my face
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Lipstick lesbians
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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My girlfriend is getting fat
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Jun 08, 2025 |
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Can you smell what the Cuck is cooking?
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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Hardcore parkour Josh
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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I’ve got way too much SNUS up there
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Jun 01, 2025 |
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That’s why I punch the bags
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May 30, 2025 |
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Ain’t nobody got time for that
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May 28, 2025 |
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Grounding the Christmas lights
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May 25, 2025 |
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Tokyo I hope you know at hotbot dot net
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May 23, 2025 |
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Romaticized masturbation
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May 21, 2025 |
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My penis is retired
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May 18, 2025 |
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Redheads stay wet all day long (Bonus Episode)
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May 14, 2025 |
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Sportsfreunde der Sperrtechnik
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May 11, 2025 |
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The lacertative hand job (Bonus Episode)
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May 07, 2025 |
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Answers for something
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May 04, 2025 |
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It looks like someone filmed it with a potato (Bonus Episode)
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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It all comes full circle here
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Apr 27, 2025 |
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Nothing says sexy like a butthole growler (Bonus Episode)
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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After these messages, we’ll be right back
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Apr 20, 2025 |
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The amazing conversation guy (Bonus Episode)
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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Recording in progress
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Apr 13, 2025 |
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Vagasil Vegemite (Bonus Episode)
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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Shave that growler
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Apr 06, 2025 |
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I just don’t care anymore (Bonus Episode)
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Baja Blasting
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Mar 30, 2025 |
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I am the SHNITZ (Bonus Episode)
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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Let Father Time win, he’s undefeated
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Mar 23, 2025 |
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Unless you wanna scrub your hindquarters (Bonus Episode)
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Tongue punch Kylie Minogue in the fart box
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Mar 16, 2025 |
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Definitely not Ali Larter (Bonus Episode)
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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To Furry or not to Furry? That is the question
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Mar 09, 2025 |
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How do you Cyber fart? (Bonus Episode)
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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You can only have so much schnitz until you’re schnitzed out
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Mar 02, 2025 |
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I do want the huge probes in my butt (Bonus Episode)
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Finger pistols for silent hand jobs
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Feb 23, 2025 |
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Show me the pot of gold (Bonus Episode)
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Tickle my geyser
|
Feb 16, 2025 |
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Soaking isn’t just for Mormons (Bonus Episode)
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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It’s a work in progress
|
Feb 09, 2025 |
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Straight from butt plugs to Christmas (Bonus Episode)
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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The vitamin store guy tried to molest me
|
Feb 02, 2025 |
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I did some stupid sh## in the past (Bonus Episode)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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I still dream about the Power Glove, it’s so bad
|
Jan 26, 2025 |
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The Redneck Trifecta (Bonus Episode)
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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Do we have a name for this episode yet?
|
Jan 19, 2025 |
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Beaver Hunter69 (Bonus Episode)
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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Don’t eat at IKEA
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Jan 12, 2025 |
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The Cincinnati Bow tie (Bonus Episode)
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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I wanna glaze my nuggets
|
Jan 05, 2025 |
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Rowan Atkinson and Jim Carrey do a Double Dutch Rudder (Bonus Episode)
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Jan 01, 2025 |
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Borderline retardation
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Dec 29, 2024 |
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It’s a sandwich of men (Bonus Episode)
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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He’s my Duncle
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Dec 22, 2024 |
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The Marmalade King (Bonus Episode)
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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It came from Hickory farms, Bitch
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Dec 15, 2024 |
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The Jizz gun that squirts the perfect amount on your bun (Bonus Episode)
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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Nunchuk Charlie Ray
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Dec 08, 2024 |
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Good thing Elon is making a bunch of sex robots (Bonus)
|
Dec 04, 2024 |
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Mute that gives hand jobs
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Dec 01, 2024 |
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No private stalls (Bonus Episode)
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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I’ve been Hagmaxxing for a while now
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Nov 24, 2024 |
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I guess I’ve got big, fatty nipples. It makes up for my miniscule wiener (Bonus Episode)
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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Sus•cep•ti•ble, susectible, testicle, decepticon, decepticle
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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I hope everyone drinks lots of gravy (Bonus Episode)
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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Why are you chopping your penis off?
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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We ain’t going nowhere (Bonus Episode)
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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Time just reasserts itself
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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Ladyboy McBiscuit (Bonus Episode)
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Apparently, pimpin’ IS easy
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Oct 27, 2024 |
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I keep a juicer by the bed (Bonus Episode)
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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I just wanted to brag
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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Chocolate Starfish is still sticky (Bonus Episode)
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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The Mongolian wood flute
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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The golden sex triangle (Bonus Episode)
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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It’s not as big as you think it is but it’s still a pretty good size
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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That’s an ouchy (Bonus Episode)
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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The library doesn’t have a curtain room
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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Fold it in half and put it in (Bonus Episode)
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Bring out old Goldie (Super Bonus Episode)
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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All the shampoo you can handle and a finger up your butt
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Sep 22, 2024 |
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He needs to stick it in a fan blade or two (Bonus Episode)
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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Charlie Ray and his Margarita toe
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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2 Legit to quit (Bonus Episode)
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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What was the question about? (Part Drei)
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Sep 08, 2024 |
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What was the question about? (Part Deux)
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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What was the question about?
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Sep 01, 2024 |
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Weekend at Bernie’s (Bonus Episode)
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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I have a diabolical plan
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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If you wear a banana hammock, it won’t itch (Bonus Episode)
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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We’ve only been recording for 7 minutes?
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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The Dusty Furnace (Bonus Episode)
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Another wholesome episode of Answers for Everything
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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The Big Mac Attack (Bonus Episode)
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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The slimmins are pick
|
Aug 04, 2024 |
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I’ll take the boner (Bonus Episode)
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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I will supply all the fishnet condoms
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Jul 28, 2024 |
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After credits season 2 (Bonus Episode)
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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I’ll take this land beast over here
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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It’s swaffling out here (Bonus Episode)
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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Reverse Eiffel Tower
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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Dong shredder 3000 (Bonus Episode)
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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The super power of organ failure
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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The toilet paper mitten (Bonus Episode)
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Stay in your lane Tim Hortons
|
Jun 30, 2024 |
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Hawk Tuah girl (Bonus Episode)
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Bam Bam Mcgee
|
Jun 23, 2024 |
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You can’t talk to me in public (Bonus Episode)
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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He must have a hell of a hog on him
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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Somehow the cat got out of the bag (Bonus Episode)
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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It’s better over there than it is over here
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Rhinoceros rectum (Bonus Episode)
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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A crock of baked beans and a hockey puck gizzard
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Jun 01, 2024 |
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Soup-up the soup (Bonus Episode)
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May 29, 2024 |
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It’s not like I’m jelqing on a daily basis
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May 26, 2024 |
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It’s a Growler pie, obviously (Bonus Episode)
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May 22, 2024 |
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When it clogs you call Larry the plunger expert
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May 19, 2024 |
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Let’s make some crazy money (Bonus Episode)
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May 15, 2024 |
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She’s in a white dress, she can’t be evil
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May 12, 2024 |
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Clay’s greasy little palm (Bonus Episode)
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May 06, 2024 |
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The Hillbilly Turntable
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May 05, 2024 |
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The toaster of spite (Bonus Episode)
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May 02, 2024 |
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On Pornhub, I’m all caught up… every video
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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Apparently, she was bent and the straw was straight
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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Monocle on the tip with a top hat
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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I guess Dad bods are in
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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I think Josh might be on to something
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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I have an interesting tale to tell
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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As a young boy, I always wanted to be a ninja
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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Meet me in the back, I need some schnitz
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Teenage girls Dutch Ovening themselves
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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I know I’m not their target audience
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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He was pushing Chapstick nuggets
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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I wouldn’t have it any other way
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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Special Ed and the twins
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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You ask a lot of weird questions
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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Hot, wet and disappointed
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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A hog like yours can’t be contained by anything but a garbage bag
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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What the hell is a gunt?
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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Whipped out his dong in the middle of the sidewalk
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Graham crapper crust
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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I knew it wasn’t a nut problem
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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Like your penis just smoked a Newport
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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We are all geniuses here
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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All of a sudden I was in a Home alone movie
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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Sandpaper hands
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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Even her wiener is a 15 out of 10
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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The Airport Reach around
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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He stuck his wang outside of the car to pee
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Spooktober
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Look, its Mr. Chiseled jaw
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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I don’t know how the internet works
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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I always knew you liked nuts
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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Who the fXXX goes to Liechtenstein?
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Erection style differences
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole.
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Am I ruining their childhood?
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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He was holding it with 2 hands and dunking the tip
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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It’s a good time as long as you have fire
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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He’s not going to get crabs in his lungs
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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That’s a Snickers bar-type vein.
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Season one clips show Part 11
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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Girth or length?
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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I can see you, can you see me?
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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Flick my weiner
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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Carpal Tunnel from beating off dudes
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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Just the tip
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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Dangerous and delicious
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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Class ”A” Douche Canoe
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May 28, 2023 |
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I’m trying to avoid prison
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May 21, 2023 |
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I’m doing 5 courtesy flushes
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May 14, 2023 |
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Yeah, that’s right
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May 07, 2023 |
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We already knew who would win the contest
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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Private, confidential, one-on-one and discreet
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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I guess they could put anything inside of her
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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What can I do for you Daddy?
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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The Gloryhole king of Kansas city
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Dick-a-phobia
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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Recipe for an orgy
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Feb 19, 2023 |