How to Malay
By Qam
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Episodes: 114
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Hosted by 3 Malay comedians in 3 different countries.
Qamarul Haziq(Singapore), Muzakir Xynll(Malaysia) & Zainal Bostaman(Brunei).
We think we are Malays but what does that even mean. We talk and discuss all topics about our race, our countries and the how our race is seen and portrayed in our countries. We talk about a different topic each week and try our hardest to keep on topic. But knowing us, it'll be a struggle.
WE ARE COMEDIANS! Don't take us seriously!
IG: Qamshot (Qamarul), MZKRX (Muzakir) & Zainalthebostaman (Zainal)
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Ep.114 Quran Burning in Sweden! Mosques Free Gifts are Different in each Country!!
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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Ep.113 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Zainal joins us!!
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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Ep.112 World Cup FINALS in KL! Qam went to KL and watched MUZ!
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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Ep.111 Malaysian Linesman in the WORLD CUP?! Qam is into FEET?
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Ep.110 ANWAR is Prime Minister!!! Wakanda Forever review!
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Ep.109 LRT Breakdown in KL! Malaysian Comedians URGES you to VOTE!
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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Ep.108 Douglas Lim is the next GOAT in Hip-Hop!? Muz hates MAMEE!?
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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Ep.107 Syed Saddiq in TROUBLE!? President Halimah is an influencer!?
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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Ep.106 Malaysian Flood Elections! Funeral stuck in a lift!?
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Ep.105 Zainal comes back an ROASTS Qam! F1 Madness!
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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Ep.104 Qam just enjoys BAD things! Najib's daughter needs to STFU!
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Ep.103 Najib is sick!? RIP Queen. HDB Flats are basically Prisons?
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Ep.102 Najib finally in JAIL! Merdeka day was AITE!
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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Ep.101 We love you CRACKHOUSE!!! Special episode!
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Ep.100 Singapore National Day! Missing Battleship in MY!
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Ep.99 QAM IS IN KL!!!! First in person podcast!
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Ep.98 Zainal returns! KL shuts down more venues! Zainal and his dad did WHAT in Bangkok?!
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Ep.97 KL Comedy updates! Qam's true feelings about Mat Kilau!
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Ep.96 Stripping Girl causes Comedy Club to shut down!! Feat. Keren Bala Devan
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Ep.95 Qam got COVID!? Man shits in public inside Singapore Mall!?
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Ep.94 R.I.P Adibah Noor. Uncle Roger HATES Singapore food!
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Ep.93 KTM Station in Singapore is pretty much Malaysia! Qam finds Jawi weird!!
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Ep.92 Why is CAMBRIDGE still judging Singaporeans!? Tradesman are far more important than other jobs!
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Ep.91 Malaysia bans chicken exports to Singapore!? Kopi keeps your dick hard for 4 HOURS?
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Ep.90 Ustaz banned from Singapore! Malay Comedy is just selfish improv!
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May 24, 2022 |
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Ep.89 Sometimes you HAVE to give up on your dreams! DEBATE! DR STRANGE!
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May 17, 2022 |
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Ep.88 Hari Raya a DAY early in Malaysia!? Qam wore a snapback as a songkok?
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May 10, 2022 |
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Ep.87 Hari Raya Reunion! The boys are back together!!
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May 03, 2022 |
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Ep.86 Boy pees in a foodcourt!? Don't sing on my plane!
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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Ep.85 Ramadhan always got Qam in trouble! Singaporeans behave like A**Holes when they enter Malaysia!
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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Ep.84 Ramadhan Vibes on Tinder!? Borders opened!!!!
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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Ep.83 The Oscars SLAPPED this year! Singapore back to NORMAL!?
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Ep.82 3gp videos are Malaysian Filmmaking's legacy! Impossible Pork should be Halal!?
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Ep.81 What is a Chicken McCrispy!? Ramadan Bazaar in Singapore again?!
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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Ep.80 Brunei hosts 3000 pax wedding!! Immigration leader annoyed at Harith's joke!?
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Ep.79 McGriddles is GOATed!! Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli Sauce!?
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Ep.78 Najib is Dr.Strange!? Zainal doesn't want to come to Singapore!!
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Ep.77 Singapore Curry Chicken looks TRASH!! Gym people are useless!
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Ep.76 R.I.P Jonathan Atherton. Zainal used Man Utd to pick his Uni!!
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Ep.75 Happy CNY!! Qam is jealous of CNY! We are getting a bad rate during Hari Raya!
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Ep.74 Anti-MACC Protests needed better organisation! SG Night bus service is basically Rapid KL!!
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Ep.73 BRUNEI ROYAL WEDDING! Qam is just better than YOU!
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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Ep.72 CORRUPT PEOPLE investigating CORRUPT PEOPLE! Singapore is TOO convenient!
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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Ep.71 NEW YEAR, SAME SHIT!! Ramly should never be served with SIDES!
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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Ep.70 Last Episode of the Year!! Qam has a crisis!
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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Ep.69 KL is NOT in Selangor!? Johor is the best part of Singapore!
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Ep.68 Is Grab Malaysia's Success or Singapore's? Rosmah go home!
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Ep.67 Vegetables prices go UP?! The ACTUAL reason why Malays are 'Lazy'?
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Ep.66 The Problem with Maharaja Lawak Mega!! Special guest: PRAKASH DANIEL (3OTAK)
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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Ep.65 Singapore-Malaysia VTL is opening!! Qam was the worst, most pretentious teen!!!
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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Ep.64 Australia owned by Emus in the EMU WAR!? 3gp legendary videos! (Trigger Warning: Sensitive topics)
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Ep.63 We hate offices! Parking doesn't make sense to Muz! Malay Horror Tropes!!!!
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Ep.62 Qam struggles to understand the Agak-Agak lifestyle!? Minority can't celebrate a holiday AGAIN!
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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Ep.61 ZAINAL is back!!!! $5000 worth of candy stolen in BRUNEI!!
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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Ep.60 ANWAR HADI studied in Australia and met no Australians!? Qam doesn't dream anymore? Chappelle Special!
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Ep.59 Mastika been here for minute!!! Exams ain't that bad!
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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Ep.58 Just Ebit Creepy!!! Sex toys for hysteria!!
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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Ep.57 JANDA DISCRIMINATION!! Monarchy Minute with Muz!
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Ep.56 SENARIO Retrospective!! (Feat. Ashraff Mokhtar)
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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Ep.55 Luwita Hana joins us!! Fridge magnets show whether you are rich or not! (Feat. Luwita Hana)
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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Ep.54 Malay Marvel Character! Muz burns arcade tickets for Hungry Ghosts!
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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Ep.53 Riezman is back!! We all DIE laughing!
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Ep.52 NEW YEAR! SAME US! Qam forgot about the bad things when dining out!
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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Ep.51 1st ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!! Jumbo goodness with Zainal!
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Ep.50 Buying PIRATED stuff back in the day! Protest safely! #LAWAN
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Ep.49 Malay flirting cringes the soul!! Polis partying inside the station is WILD!!!!
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Ep.48 Qam follows all the rules! The world is hell!
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Jul 23, 2021 |
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Ep.47 Singapore just has to get past Johor if there's a war!!
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Ep.46 Newspaper are now known as durian paper!! We read your DMs!!
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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Ep.45 We need a Malay in the MCU!! Indian Muslims are just Malay?! (Feat. Siraj Aziz)
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Ep.44 (REUPLOAD) Do kids even know you used to BUY music? Singapore has a Snowflake MP?!
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Ep.43 Singapore had a mad RACIST week!!
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Jun 15, 2021 |
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Ep.42 Disney Hotstar is shit compared to DisneyPlus SG! But Hand Sanitizer also Alcohol!?
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Ep.41 If You Wanna Be Healthy Eat a Salad, Leave Our Food Alone!
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May 31, 2021 |
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Ep.40 Malay Comedians have the weirdest names! Qam isn't rich he just spends money!
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May 24, 2021 |
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Ep.39 Selamat Hari Raya! We spittin BARS! Zainal eats Laksa with EGG NOODLES!?
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May 17, 2021 |
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Ep.38 SAFWAN joins us! Singapore is filled with SNITCHES! BRUNEI has a SECRET POLICE!
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May 10, 2021 |
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Ep.37 Qam shares his secret MAGGI technique! Muz eats noodles with Peanut Butter!?!
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May 04, 2021 |
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Ep.36 SAFWAN WE SEE YOU!! Zainal is back! Ramadhan Miracle. (Ramadhan Special)
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Ep.35 RAMADHAN SPECIAL!!
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Apr 18, 2021 |
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Ep.34 Qam shares the best Bars in Hip Hop History! Muz says Microsoft is SHIT! (Propaganda in Media)
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Ep.33 Can we STOP talking about pee!? Muz will not join you in the protest march! (Feat. Jacky Ng)
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Ep.32 LET ARTISTS SELL OUT...a little bit! Muz doesn't want to do Comedy! (Selling out)
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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Ep.31 No one has ever spoken to the REAL Muz!! Riezman almost caused a comedy club to shutdown for not being Malay enough!?! (feat. Riezman Radzlan)
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Ep.30 Arabs in SG try to flex when they say their FULL name! Why are we obsessed with white people saying local words!?
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Mar 08, 2021 |
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Ep.29 Mo Sidik joins us! We get the Indonesian's side! Malaysia and Indonesia bully Singapore (Feat. Mo Sidik)
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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Ep.28 ZAINAL is back!!! Zainal shares a story about MUZ being a dick! Brunei Updates (feat. Zainal Bostaman)
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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Ep.27 Qam still uses OUTLOOK! Muz hates the Health Minister! LKY had all the hoes!? (Feat. Raqib Karim)
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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Ep.26 MUZ and Qam agree that air-frying is not cooking! Singaporean boy half-asses terrorism! (Terrorism/Extremism)
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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Ep.25 GAJEN NAD joins us this week! Gajen attacks Qam from all angles! Muz loves WallStreetBets! (feat. Gajen Nad)
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Ep.24 Qam bought CONDOMS as an 11-year old! Muz thinks Qam is a dick! (Travel)
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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Ep.23 Laksa Johor is wrong! Brian made Qam a sound guy! (Feat. Brian Tan)
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Ep.22 PUKI MAK KAU LOBANG SQUARE is still the GOAT! We share our favourite swears! (Malay Swears)
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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Ep.21 ZAINAL is back!! We talk about 2020 and what we hope for 2021! (Year End Round-up)
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Ep.20 KAVIN JAY took cigarette bribes as prefect!!! (Feat. Kavin Jay)
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Ep.19 Qam thinks 'Peribahasa' is stupid!! Muz makes Qam uncomfortable with compliments! (Exams/School)
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Dec 14, 2020 |
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Ep.18 Qam is not going to RSVP to you wedding if it's at a void deck! Muz thinks fruit stations at a wedding is stupid (Weddings/Marriage)
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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Ep.17 Phoon Chi Ho has his house broken into during Ramadhan! Muz and Chi Ho exclude Qam from talking about food (feat. Phoon Chi Ho)
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Ep.16 We got FAKKAH FUZZ in the building!! Singapore is always prepared for war with Malaysia?! (feat. Fakkah Fuzz)
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Ep.15 ANWAR HADI was afraid for his life at a football game! Qam doesn't know real Laksa? (North vs South Malaysia feat. ANWAR HADI)
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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Ep.14 KEREN BALA DEVAN is Malaysia First!! Qam wants to move to Malaysia! Muz finally says a race joke!! (Feat. Keren Bala Devan)
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Ep.13 M.Nasir makes the BEST wrestling walkout song! Sheila on 7 san about a GHOST!? (Music)
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Ep.12 MUZ defends Dato' Sri Siti Nurhaliza!!!! We say our favourite RACE JOKE! (Race Jokes)
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Ep.11 PRAKASH DANIEL joins us!! Cornflakes is not a Hari Raya Kueh!!!! Qam never ate Chendol with Pulut before going to Malaysia! (Featuring. PRAKASH DANIEL)
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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Ep.10 Anak-anak Sidek were REAL people!? Why does Brunei have 0 medals? Zainal is BACK!!! (Sports)
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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Ep.9 JACKY NG is the most Malay Chinese person we know!! (Chinese-Malay relations featuring Jacky Ng)
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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Ep.8 Muz has never had a meaningful relationship?! Did Zainal's cat survive? We are all lonely. (Romance)
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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Ep.7 If you don listen, your mother will DIE!! We figure out how China became so rich (Superstitions)
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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Ep.6 Muz and Qam are gonna fight?! Zainal is part of a Super Majority? But also serious talk about cultural appropriation. (Cultural Appropriation)
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Ep.5 Dikir Barat is as competitive as it gets! Compared to Brunei, Singapore's censorship is laughable! (Malay Arts/Entertainment Ind.)
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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Ep.4 We only buy bread from Zainal Abidin Bakery!!! Bagel is not a bread? Chicken rice is overrated! (Food)
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Ep.3 We're all just humble polo players! (Monarchy)
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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Ep.2 Bahasa Indo is different from Malay? We can't do each others accents!! (Language)
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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Ep.1 Melayu Islam Beraja?! Bersih is not a political party? What is going on?! (Identity)
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Aug 09, 2020 |