The Phlegm Cat Podcast
By David M. Hernandez
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Episodes: 203
Description
Come join artist, musician & weapons grade cynic David M. Hernandez on a ridiculous, superflous adventure of mirth and misanthropy. Dumb anecdotes, stupid observations, original music and gratuitous cover songs are the norm on his experiment of silliness. Come join the Huckleberry's cast of characters including: Gorilla Head™, Snagglef*ck The Weird™, The Moany Girls™, The Stumpy Kid™, Ground Chucky™ and Rogue the fat shih tzu™.
| Episode | Date |
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Now My Head Stinks
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May 06, 2024 |
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You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Cuatro!
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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The Rhombus of Life
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Ya Dumb Astronaut
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Golgotha Hernandez
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Through The Prism of the 'Tism
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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It's An Easter Pickle Fight!
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Crêpey Bacon People
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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White Dude Beach Pants
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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One For Fatty
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Bobby Johnson's Rat Pack Puppet Show
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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I Don't Draw Undercarriages
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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The Monkey Theory Is Not Valid
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Coleslaw Jenkins
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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The 4th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Somebody Better Tackle These Flaming People
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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I Don't Remember Learning About Teeth
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Air Crash Werewolf
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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You Smell Like Rhythm Nation
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Eaten Like Ray Liotta's Head
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Wolfman Sex Party
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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It's Just Kevin
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Yngmay Walpsteen
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Bad Carlos. BAD CARLOS!!!!!
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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I Got Problems, Eeyore. I Got Problems.
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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You Think Prince Ever Did a Puzzle?
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Suspestus and the Compound Stuff
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Naked Chicken Fights
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Get Off The Bed, Monkey
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Doggy Bits and a Root Beer
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Cool Daddy Warbles™
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Naked Karate
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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The Calibration of Your Patella
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Attractive Bums and Lasagna
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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They Won't Let You Switch Underpants
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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I Don't Know The Genders of Bovines
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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I Can't Find My Neck
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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There's Some Risqué Underpants
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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That's How You Not Get a Job
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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I Needed To Grab a Sicilian Bird
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Give It To Lance The Pygmy
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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She's Not Fudd Level
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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The Pathology of Pig Murder
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Ice Pick and Sandwiches
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May 29, 2023 |
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Super-Long Gorilla Chimpy Arms
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May 22, 2023 |
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A Plethora of Floating Fourths
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May 15, 2023 |
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Spaghetti as a Helmet
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May 08, 2023 |
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A Staple of Heels
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May 01, 2023 |
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Jasper, Ernie and Bear Trap Phil
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Previously Owned, Celebrity Skin
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Gravity's For Chumps
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Onion Rings and Misery
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Bless This House, Cucamonga Joe
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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All of Texas Lives in Texas
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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Axes Are Color Blind
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Bearer of the Banana of Justice
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Some Dudes Are Shiny
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Man, This Is An Expensive Nothing
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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52° Coolo
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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Drive-bys During The Renaissance
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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I Haven't Sold My Teeth Yet
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Quit Trying To Cancel Stupidity
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Maybe I See The Logic of Dog Bag
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Hope I Don't Get Hit With a Javelin
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Valigator Nasty
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Prime Insult Meat
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Dec 26, 2022 |
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The 3rd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Dum Dee-Dum, Delightful
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Icy Brains
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Pork Sausages and Jewelry
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Cosmically Interesting
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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I Might've Drank Perfume
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Disco Frankenstein
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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The Weird Stomach and the Bad Karate
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Purple Smokey Buttcheeks
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Mr. Fun Buns
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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I'm Not Gonna Say "Butt Pudding"
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Balls Deep in a Pumpkin
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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God Help Us, It's Mongolian Throat Singers!
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Floppy Dangler or Texas Butt Crack
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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I'm The Duke of Pudding
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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The Last Remnants of Caucasian Survival
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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I Identify As a Unicorn
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Dudes Get Cumbersome
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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You Like Stretchy Pants, You Know You Do
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Free Source of Blood, Dude!
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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I Don't Drink. I Don't Like Bears
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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This Sticky-Icky Was the Dang, Diggity, Schnizzle Schnit
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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The Jonestown of Golf Tees
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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I'm With You Fellers
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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There's No Optometrists in the Ocean
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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Just An Ocean-Bound Floating Orb
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Crazy Clowns and Space Turtles
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Captain Wheezy Boy
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Some Sort of Monkey Ape Chicken
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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An Evil Glen Campbell For Dessert
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May 30, 2022 |
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LPH
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May 23, 2022 |
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Big-Ass Spread of Dynamic Chow
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May 16, 2022 |
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"I Think I Mooned a Conquistador"
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May 09, 2022 |
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Thank You, Mr. Broccoli.
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May 02, 2022 |
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F-28 Phantom Boogie Monster Boogaloo Plane
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Humanoid Bunny Guy
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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The Billy Jack of Weight Loss
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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You Can't Make Fun of a Guy's Head
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Colors Are Easy
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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"Monkey" is Trending. Awesome.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Quit Talking About Gibbons In Church
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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You Can't Get Babies To Vote
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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That Butt Stuff Was Superfluous
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Karate's From Japan, Ya Dumb King
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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The Country of Alaskas
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Tomorrow Was Awesome
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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I Know My Prostrate's OK
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Drawing Dogs and Crying
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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My Arsenal of Stupidity
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Look At This Kid and His Head
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Naked Betty White
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Doesn't Matter Who Has Syphilis
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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The 2nd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Just Cuz You're All Paul
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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At The Desert, Turn Left
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Ann, Shut Up.
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Beets and Peas
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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You're All Knowledgeable About Cacti
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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I Lost 3/4 of ABBA
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Finger Jabbies to Thumb Slappies
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Who Needs An Extra Lady Head?
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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David, That's Gross
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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The Languishing
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Can I Ride Your Dog?
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Blast U Like a Aminal
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Crazy Ghetto Hooker Punch
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Chickpeas and Shrimp
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Man, 9/11 Sucked.
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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The Mullet Parents
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Santa Don't Got a Birthmark
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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I'm Not Crying, YOU'RE Crying. Crier.
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Spiderman Eyeball Connectors
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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The Realm of Meat
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Lips, Tongues, Probies, Tongue-Punches
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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It's Just Craig
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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You Callin' Me a Chicken, Butterfield?
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Loose Beasties and a Gunshot Wound
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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You Can't Handle Me, Frog
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Grabbed Me By The Boo Boo
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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Ya Fatty Panda Trash-Bastard
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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I'm Not Gonna Make Suck Jokes
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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There's No Rules In The Bush
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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You Remember Verbal Steamer
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May 26, 2021 |
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A Forest of Crappy Forest Crap
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May 19, 2021 |
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Orgies In The Middle of a Sewer
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May 12, 2021 |
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Go Away, Head Lice Randy!
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May 05, 2021 |
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Puke's Not My Thing, Man
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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I Like To Gavotte
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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The Lumber of Death
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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Is Mex Durden Building An Army?
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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It Was a Poverty Clubfoot
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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I'm Not Eating a Starfish
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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I Saw Triangles, I Saw Crack.
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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I Don't Care About Ruth Buzzi
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Nipple Earrings
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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All Stiffy and Non-Stretchy
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Thwart The Nasty
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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You Got Brown-Eyed Soul!
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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Nothing Worse Than Surprise Gunfire
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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A Lazy Eye Fetish
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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Hey! That Fat Guy's Recording Us!"
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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Hillbilly Ass-Whoopin'
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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I'm Gonna Get 8 Likes
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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Big Medical Skull Guy
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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The Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
|
Dec 23, 2020 |
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The Hierarchy of Rodents
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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You Can't Wrap a Mouse
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Regular Fat Curly Leg
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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I Have Bad Shreds
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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I Don't Mind Blubber
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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I Hate Shoddy Memework
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Everybody Hates My Chips
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Holy Water Can Burn
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Befouled By a Podcaster
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Cholos From Vietnam
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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I Jam Like a Fish
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Communal Showers And Buggery
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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That Gecko's a Chick
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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Ya Gotta Have A Rudy
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Spooky Pumpkin Smokehead
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Who Dare Touch The King's Bottom?
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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I Believe In The No.9
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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How's It Goin', Carl?
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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A Recipe For Suck
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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Big Giant Bacon Fists
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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White Lady Picnic Dance
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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Mr. Braggy Pants
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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Super Fibula
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Blood and Seaweed
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Jul 08, 2020 |
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Chorizo & Eggs
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Jul 01, 2020 |
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I'm a Brown Spin-Off
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Jun 16, 2020 |