The Phlegm Cat Podcast
By David M. Hernandez
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Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
| Episode | Date |
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Soccer is Caillou
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Jun 22, 2026 |
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What Do The Avengers Got To Do With Soccer, Nimrod?
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Jun 15, 2026 |
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You're Gonna Get Chingasos
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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I Ain't Gettin' Soapy With Nobody
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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Tell Us More, Wise, Swarthy One
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May 25, 2026 |
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A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts
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May 18, 2026 |
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That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle
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May 11, 2026 |
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That's a Crisis Goat
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May 04, 2026 |
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That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape
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Apr 27, 2026 |
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Editing Out All The Mucus
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Apr 20, 2026 |
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Writhing Ann-Margret with the Kung Fu Grip
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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Look at the Rack on Popeye Doyle
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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Everybody Needs Pants
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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I Wore Out My "Run" Button
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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Steep My Soda, Leprosy Guy
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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You Can't See Our Rocket Show, Mex
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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You're Harshing My Buzz, Vietnam!
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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Good Chuy Hunting
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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You Can't Lip Sync Shakers
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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The Extra Bonus of Scrambleness
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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Furnaces and Sump Pumps and Fridges and Mice
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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Consenting Teenager Diddles
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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On An 'L' Train with Ed O'Bradovich
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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You Could Be in a Pickle Cult
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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We Were Raised On Subterfuge
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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A Series of Ridiculous Culinary Exploits
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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How Does One Carve a Jheri Curl?
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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The Baba Yaga Took Bay 8
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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I'll Send a Happy Thing
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Get My Pumper On The Goo Stick
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Functioning Mommy Biscuits
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Pancake Makeup and Shovels
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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I Was Never In a Bomb Fight
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Captain Jack Boozer
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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The Building's Name is "Stan"
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Nobody Flips-Off Babies
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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A Lot of Piv-Otts
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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The Perineum of Knowledge
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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Don't Be Racist, I Am a Building.
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Don't Unalive Stuff
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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The Evil Axis of Algorithm Bamboozlers
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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Ken's a V-Boy and So's The Puppet
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Sep 01, 2025 |
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MuscleBunny of Death
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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Raccoon Caligula
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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Dogs. Crayons...It's Cool.
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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A Quesadilla Can Be Scary From a Distance
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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I Didn't Get To Meet LBJ
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Jul 28, 2025 |
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Some of My Best Friends Are Leeches
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Jul 21, 2025 |
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Crazy Homie Bunny Freaky Deck Love
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Jul 14, 2025 |
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Cardinals LOVE Cannonball Adderley
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Jul 07, 2025 |
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Jumpy, Pony Dances and Kicky Stuff
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Jun 30, 2025 |
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All The Warblers Get Habeas Corpus
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Jun 23, 2025 |
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All I Could Think of Was Horsefoot
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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American Goldfinch, Mama Let Me Be
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Jun 09, 2025 |
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I Want Your Sex Cords
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Jun 02, 2025 |
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YOU'RE MY BOY, SKABBA-DOO!!!
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May 26, 2025 |
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HERE COMES THE GAVEL!!!!
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May 19, 2025 |
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Eight Different Tones of Bong
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May 12, 2025 |
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Exercise Your Beak Rights
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May 05, 2025 |
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Creepy Skull Bone and Old People Skin
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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Big Chucky Beef Arms
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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I Landed On My Soul
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Thank You, Gherkin Fairy
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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Hermaphrodite Salmon
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Chello Chooze
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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I'm Not Signing Your Puppy
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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Sphincter Army
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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I Take My Cues From Amphibians
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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Burly Pipes Are Fun
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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Angry Poems
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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The Ice Cream Man Stole Our Demon
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Extra Crazy Doesn't Solve Crazy
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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I'm a Fan of Weird Lands
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Geckos Don't Judge Cowboys
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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Rose is a Turd-Hogger
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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A Cave Called "Yuk-Yuk's"
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Hey! KICK HIS PENGUIN!!!!!!
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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The 5th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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I Don't Have Mean Gangster Poems
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Regular Cat Neck
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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That Poncho Stage of Life
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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Of Course I Got a Wah-Wah
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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That Sounded Like Butt Skin to Me
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Dat's a Good Pie Over Dare
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Your Pain Smells Like White Castle
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Ca-Ca Tom™
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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A Place For Fancy Lads To Go
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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Cornbits and Nibblins
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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You Just Don't Sell a Ghillie Suit
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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The Noo-Noo Thing That Did Suckies
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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The Annual Fancy Cat Dance Ball
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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Gravelly Joe™
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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A Conglomerate of Dudes
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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We Had Wheelie Poses
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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Rules Hurt My Feelings
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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A Forcefield of Low-End Funk
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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Pumper Chubby
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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I Put a Dead Mouse on the Internet
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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Spyda McGooch
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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You Just Know Regular Eagles
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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Kid Gusto
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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I Hate Illiterate Squirrels
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Misanthroperrific
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Who Breaks a Machete?
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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I'M ON THE SOUP TEAM!!!
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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The Mount Rushmore of Gout
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Naked in a Birdbath
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Silk Glove on an Angry Glum-Fist
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May 27, 2024 |
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You Can't Wear Candy On Your Feet, Foo.
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May 20, 2024 |
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Ready For Number Second?
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May 13, 2024 |
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Now My Head Stinks
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May 06, 2024 |
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You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Cuatro!
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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The Rhombus of Life
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Ya Dumb Astronaut
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Golgotha Hernandez
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Through The Prism of the 'Tism
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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It's An Easter Pickle Fight!
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal
|
Feb 26, 2024 |
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His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Crêpey Bacon People
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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White Dude Beach Pants
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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One For Fatty
|
Jan 29, 2024 |
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Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Bobby Johnson's Rat Pack Puppet Show
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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I Don't Draw Undercarriages
|
Jan 08, 2024 |
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The Monkey Theory Is Not Valid
|
Jan 01, 2024 |
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Coleslaw Jenkins
|
Dec 25, 2023 |
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The 4th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Somebody Better Tackle These Flaming People
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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I Don't Remember Learning About Teeth
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Air Crash Werewolf
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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You Smell Like Rhythm Nation
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Eaten Like Ray Liotta's Head
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Wolfman Sex Party
|
Nov 06, 2023 |
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It's Just Kevin
|
Oct 30, 2023 |
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Yngmay Walpsteen
|
Oct 23, 2023 |
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Bad Carlos. BAD CARLOS!!!!!
|
Oct 16, 2023 |
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I Got Problems, Eeyore. I Got Problems.
|
Oct 09, 2023 |
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You Think Prince Ever Did a Puzzle?
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Suspestus and the Compound Stuff
|
Sep 25, 2023 |
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Naked Chicken Fights
|
Sep 18, 2023 |
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Get Off The Bed, Monkey
|
Sep 11, 2023 |
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Doggy Bits and a Root Beer
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Cool Daddy Warbles™
|
Aug 28, 2023 |
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Naked Karate
|
Aug 21, 2023 |
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The Calibration of Your Patella
|
Aug 14, 2023 |
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Attractive Bums and Lasagna
|
Aug 07, 2023 |
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They Won't Let You Switch Underpants
|
Jul 31, 2023 |
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I Don't Know The Genders of Bovines
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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I Can't Find My Neck
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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There's Some Risqué Underpants
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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That's How You Not Get a Job
|
Jul 03, 2023 |
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I Needed To Grab a Sicilian Bird
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Give It To Lance The Pygmy
|
Jun 19, 2023 |
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She's Not Fudd Level
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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The Pathology of Pig Murder
|
Jun 05, 2023 |
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Ice Pick and Sandwiches
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May 29, 2023 |
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Super-Long Gorilla Chimpy Arms
|
May 22, 2023 |
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A Plethora of Floating Fourths
|
May 15, 2023 |
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Spaghetti as a Helmet
|
May 08, 2023 |
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A Staple of Heels
|
May 01, 2023 |
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Jasper, Ernie and Bear Trap Phil
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Previously Owned, Celebrity Skin
|
Apr 17, 2023 |
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Gravity's For Chumps
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Onion Rings and Misery
|
Apr 03, 2023 |
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Bless This House, Cucamonga Joe
|
Mar 27, 2023 |
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All of Texas Lives in Texas
|
Mar 20, 2023 |
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Axes Are Color Blind
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Bearer of the Banana of Justice
|
Mar 06, 2023 |
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Some Dudes Are Shiny
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Man, This Is An Expensive Nothing
|
Feb 20, 2023 |
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52° Coolo
|
Feb 13, 2023 |
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Drive-bys During The Renaissance
|
Feb 06, 2023 |
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I Haven't Sold My Teeth Yet
|
Jan 30, 2023 |
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Quit Trying To Cancel Stupidity
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Maybe I See The Logic of Dog Bag
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Hope I Don't Get Hit With a Javelin
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Valigator Nasty
|
Jan 02, 2023 |
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Prime Insult Meat
|
Dec 26, 2022 |
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The 3rd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Dum Dee-Dum, Delightful
|
Dec 12, 2022 |
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Icy Brains
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Pork Sausages and Jewelry
|
Nov 28, 2022 |
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Cosmically Interesting
|
Nov 21, 2022 |
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I Might've Drank Perfume
|
Nov 14, 2022 |
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Disco Frankenstein
|
Nov 07, 2022 |
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The Weird Stomach and the Bad Karate
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Purple Smokey Buttcheeks
|
Oct 24, 2022 |
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Mr. Fun Buns
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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I'm Not Gonna Say "Butt Pudding"
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Balls Deep in a Pumpkin
|
Oct 03, 2022 |
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God Help Us, It's Mongolian Throat Singers!
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Floppy Dangler or Texas Butt Crack
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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I'm The Duke of Pudding
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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The Last Remnants of Caucasian Survival
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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I Identify As a Unicorn
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Dudes Get Cumbersome
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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You Like Stretchy Pants, You Know You Do
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Free Source of Blood, Dude!
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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I Don't Drink. I Don't Like Bears
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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This Sticky-Icky Was the Dang, Diggity, Schnizzle Schnit
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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The Jonestown of Golf Tees
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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I'm With You Fellers
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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There's No Optometrists in the Ocean
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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Just An Ocean-Bound Floating Orb
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Crazy Clowns and Space Turtles
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Captain Wheezy Boy
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Some Sort of Monkey Ape Chicken
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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An Evil Glen Campbell For Dessert
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May 30, 2022 |
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LPH
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May 23, 2022 |
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Big-Ass Spread of Dynamic Chow
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May 16, 2022 |
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"I Think I Mooned a Conquistador"
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May 09, 2022 |
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Thank You, Mr. Broccoli.
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May 02, 2022 |
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F-28 Phantom Boogie Monster Boogaloo Plane
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Humanoid Bunny Guy
|
Apr 18, 2022 |
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The Billy Jack of Weight Loss
|
Apr 11, 2022 |
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You Can't Make Fun of a Guy's Head
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Colors Are Easy
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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"Monkey" is Trending. Awesome.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Quit Talking About Gibbons In Church
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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You Can't Get Babies To Vote
|
Mar 07, 2022 |
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That Butt Stuff Was Superfluous
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Karate's From Japan, Ya Dumb King
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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The Country of Alaskas
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Tomorrow Was Awesome
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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I Know My Prostrate's OK
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Drawing Dogs and Crying
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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My Arsenal of Stupidity
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Look At This Kid and His Head
|
Jan 10, 2022 |
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Naked Betty White
|
Jan 03, 2022 |
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Doesn't Matter Who Has Syphilis
|
Dec 27, 2021 |
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The 2nd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Just Cuz You're All Paul
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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At The Desert, Turn Left
|
Dec 06, 2021 |
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Ann, Shut Up.
|
Nov 29, 2021 |
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Beets and Peas
|
Nov 22, 2021 |
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You're All Knowledgeable About Cacti
|
Nov 15, 2021 |
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I Lost 3/4 of ABBA
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Finger Jabbies to Thumb Slappies
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Who Needs An Extra Lady Head?
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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David, That's Gross
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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The Languishing
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Can I Ride Your Dog?
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Blast U Like a Aminal
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Crazy Ghetto Hooker Punch
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Chickpeas and Shrimp
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Man, 9/11 Sucked.
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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The Mullet Parents
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Santa Don't Got a Birthmark
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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I'm Not Crying, YOU'RE Crying. Crier.
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Spiderman Eyeball Connectors
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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The Realm of Meat
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Lips, Tongues, Probies, Tongue-Punches
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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It's Just Craig
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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You Callin' Me a Chicken, Butterfield?
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Loose Beasties and a Gunshot Wound
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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You Can't Handle Me, Frog
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Grabbed Me By The Boo Boo
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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Ya Fatty Panda Trash-Bastard
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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I'm Not Gonna Make Suck Jokes
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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There's No Rules In The Bush
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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You Remember Verbal Steamer
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May 26, 2021 |
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A Forest of Crappy Forest Crap
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May 19, 2021 |
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Orgies In The Middle of a Sewer
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May 12, 2021 |
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Go Away, Head Lice Randy!
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May 05, 2021 |
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Puke's Not My Thing, Man
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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I Like To Gavotte
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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The Lumber of Death
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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Is Mex Durden Building An Army?
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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It Was a Poverty Clubfoot
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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I'm Not Eating a Starfish
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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I Saw Triangles, I Saw Crack.
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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I Don't Care About Ruth Buzzi
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Nipple Earrings
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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All Stiffy and Non-Stretchy
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Thwart The Nasty
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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You Got Brown-Eyed Soul!
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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Nothing Worse Than Surprise Gunfire
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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A Lazy Eye Fetish
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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Hey! That Fat Guy's Recording Us!"
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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Hillbilly Ass-Whoopin'
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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I'm Gonna Get 8 Likes
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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Big Medical Skull Guy
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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The Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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The Hierarchy of Rodents
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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You Can't Wrap a Mouse
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Regular Fat Curly Leg
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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I Have Bad Shreds
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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I Don't Mind Blubber
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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I Hate Shoddy Memework
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Everybody Hates My Chips
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Holy Water Can Burn
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Befouled By a Podcaster
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Cholos From Vietnam
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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I Jam Like a Fish
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Communal Showers And Buggery
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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That Gecko's a Chick
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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Ya Gotta Have A Rudy
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Spooky Pumpkin Smokehead
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Who Dare Touch The King's Bottom?
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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I Believe In The No.9
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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How's It Goin', Carl?
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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A Recipe For Suck
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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Big Giant Bacon Fists
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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White Lady Picnic Dance
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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Mr. Braggy Pants
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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Super Fibula
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Blood and Seaweed
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Jul 08, 2020 |
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Chorizo & Eggs
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Jul 01, 2020 |
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I'm a Brown Spin-Off
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Jun 16, 2020 |