Forehead Fables

By General Sam

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AquaFPS
 Oct 2, 2021
Sam's laugh wheeze is worth a listen. it's not my birthday.

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I made this podcast to get women. It hasn't worked.

Episode Date
Freddie's Return
12811

After months of teasers the D&D podcast "Die of Laughter" has finally launched so we decided to invite former guest and host of one of the most successful D&D podcasts out there, Freddie Wong of Dungeons and Daddies, to talk about it.

Jul 25, 2022
The Finger Contract
9831

We're businessmen, and we're here to do business.

Jul 20, 2022
Interrogating a Swedish Prison Guard
8845

We had a prison guard on to talk about prison stuff, but Sam didn't realize Swedish prisons are basically just luxury resorts

Jul 01, 2022
Historian Expert on Ancient Masturbation
10113

Featuring our first guest with an actual career and education, this week the boys welcome Dr. Garrett Ryan. He is the author of "Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants" and creator of the YouTube channel "Toldinstone."

Yeah, we were surprised he agreed to come on too.

Jun 18, 2022
Boxing on Bathsalts
9219

Poob does more field research, Sam gets challenged to a boxing match, Bryan remains imprisoned for bathsalt assault.

May 27, 2022
Four Gamers Go Outside for the First Time
10748

This ones for the boys. A little recap. A little behind the scenes of what we were thinking, what we were FEELING while in the woods. Fear? Lust? A combination of the two? You'll just have to listen and find out.

May 20, 2022
The 420 Episode Ft. Senseifruit
6740

This episode had many giggles and guffaws. Our guest Senseifruit is a terrific artist and you should commission him to draw any kind of porn, he ONLY draws porn.

Apr 29, 2022
Wendigoon and the Cave of Terror
8220

This dude talks about spooky things for a living. He joined the podcast to take a deep dive on the iceberg that is Poob's descent into alcoholism.

Apr 15, 2022
Nursing Home Martyrdom Ft. CarlosTheGardener
6543

We finally managed to steal Wubby's OTHER editor

Mar 30, 2022
Mr. Bizzle
7609

He'll sneak into your house in the dead of night, steal food from your children's mouths and then firehose vomit it back up before sunrise.

Mar 21, 2022
Self Fulfilling Incels Ft. ExfilCamper
8631

We got Tarkov extract camp guy but instead talk about Xbox Live for two hours

Mar 03, 2022
Crashing the Freak Orgy
7887

"Ephialtes, may you clap sweet cheeks forever" - Leonidas "300" the 1st

Feb 21, 2022
Whitebread Mayonnaise Snailtrail
6100

Makes me sick just thinking about it.

Jan 28, 2022
The Deep Throat Deagle Ft. The AK Guy
8468

Long-time requested guest Brandon Herrera drops by for poopoo joke

Jan 21, 2022
Every Hole is a Goal Ft. Projekt Melody
4946

God I'm so sorry if you only listen to this podcast. At least Spotify has video now.

Also, we finally got another woman on the podcast. She might be virtual, but that's close enough.

Dec 24, 2021
Stealing Wubby's Editors Ft. VilifiedPeanut
7242

We finally got one, boys

Dec 13, 2021
Invading the Gamer Hole
9505

We got everyone from the Gamer Hole podcast on except for half of them, but good luck hearing anyone because this one is a mess.

Nov 24, 2021
Forcing Wobbles to Sing For Us
7422

music funny man plays entire soundtrack of bwade runner

Nov 12, 2021
Our First Celebrity Rejection
5853

The first of many, I'm sure.

Oct 25, 2021
Our Crusty Holes
7067

This episode gets a little spooky

Oct 16, 2021
Charisma On DEMAND
6107

No guest. Only forehead. 

Oct 01, 2021
jschlatt and his stupid brass monkey with its stupid sexy brass balls
4416

if these guests get any more famous we're gonna have to get someone on here that people actually care about

Sep 26, 2021
Pitching Bad Scripts to Freddie Wong
6604

we let the guest speak once or twice

Sep 02, 2021
This is Not a Comedy Podcast
4855

This one goes out to all the Christorians

Aug 20, 2021
MYSTERY GUEST
6246

It's not actually a mystery, Poob just tries to pull a fast one. Charborg makes his return to the podcast.

Aug 04, 2021
Thrive in FIlth
7160

Special guest Omid on this wrapper crinkling filled episode. Blame Bryan.

Jul 21, 2021
Butthole Training With Wubby
6547

Basically 2 hours of him explaining the various techniques he uses to poop in his pants.

Jul 05, 2021
Hufflepuff Sigma Males
5617

We went elbow deep on the gamer hole and all we found was this homeless guy

Jun 17, 2021
Performance Review
8261

The boys ambush Poob with fancy suits and business jargon

May 29, 2021
Exploiting MoistCr1TiKaL to Get Better Guests
5621

One of our moistest episodes yet. This is really a visual one so you probably should just go watch it on the main channel.

May 14, 2021
Do Not Resuscitate
5229

POOB IS BACK. He probably wishes he wasn't.

Apr 30, 2021
Swaggersouls Had To Call In The Lawyer
4994

It was a long time coming but we finally got us a Misfit.

Apr 22, 2021
Poob Meets His Hero
9215

After months of harassing Sam & Bryan about his infatuation with Spoonkid, Sam invites him onto the podcast so Poob can finally meet his hero.

Apr 05, 2021
Passing The Boof
6795

Two hours of a man struggling to breathe while his co-hosts watch on in horror.

Mar 22, 2021
The Gang Sees A Therapist
8829

After months of in-fighting, the boys find a therapist to try and mend their relationship.

Feb 25, 2021
The Meek Shall Inherit The Podcast
7075

this is the one where aqua hecked up his audio recording so you guys get to hear him through my discord channel.

Feb 17, 2021
The Elite Legion of Dribblers
5665

We'll milk you for ad revenue while you sleep

Jan 29, 2021
This Boy Might Have the 'Tism
7497
Discussing for two hours whether or not Poob is on the spectrum
Jan 17, 2021
Absolutely Destroying Cyberpunk For An Hour
4275

Sorry this one is late. Holidays and all you know how it be.

Sam and Bryan coming in and beating up Cyberpunk for an hour. 

Jan 07, 2021
Poob's Covidcation
6271

Poob goes to a super-spreader event, talking behind steve's back, and making love to extraterrestrials. This ones a doozy.

Dec 21, 2020
This Was Originally 3 Hours Long
5634

Poob tells us a concerning tale from his childhood where he bullied a poor classmate of his for being obese. Bryan and I were shocked and appalled.

Nov 30, 2020
This Entire Episode is Censored
5512

Sam, Bryan, and Poob basically tear down a Ukranian immigrant for attempting to get American puss

Nov 20, 2020
Cafe Epstein
3741

Bryan and Sam try to figure out what happened to Poob's dog and discussing the various childhood predators we've all encountered.

Yo this trio is so fire i'm thinking about keeping them around for good

Oct 27, 2020
Mini Me Coom Goblin
5845

Asking the finer questions in life, which cryptids would you have sex with? Should minor life accomplishments be celebrated? Is happiness allowed? All that and more on this episode featuring Bryan and Poob. 

Oct 20, 2020
Erectile Dysfunction & Pyramid Schemes
3103

My Mom's dog, Erectile dysfunction, Coming out of the closet. A bunch of great topics.

Sep 25, 2020
Wendy's Breakfast Mukbang With Poob
6267

Sam and Poob come together and try out Wendy's new breakfast menu.

It was supposed to be a mukbang thing but was really just an excuse to eat a lot of food.

Sep 15, 2020
The Biggest Weeb of All Time
2850

Featuring SephirothSword57

The foremost expert on Japanese Culture

Aug 25, 2020
Praying That A Competitor Gets Molested
4337

Just two guys chilling, having a good time, and trying to verbally destroy a colleague along the way.

Featuring 9Rain.

Aug 17, 2020
Poob Threw Away A Career to Stream Video Games
3083
Featuring Poob, one of my comedic muses. Topics include: John Wayne Gacy's hilarious clown routine, coming out as trans to your parents, and exposing Poob to the concept of Feeders and Growers. 
Jul 28, 2020
Sam Is Unraveling At The Seams
2675

Bumbo getting cancelled, Mt. Rushmoore getting destroyed, and CHOP shootings. This one is a doozy.

Recorded while my daughter destroyed the living room during quarantine.

Jul 18, 2020
Blowing My Quarantine Nut
3019

I've been cramped in the house with my family and they're finally gone.

They didn't die or nothin, our Governer decided to open the state back up for some reason.

Jul 01, 2020
Welyn Had Diplomatic Immunity and Didn't Even Stab Someone
4758

Featuring Goody Two-Shoes and Rust extraordinaire Welyn.

Jun 24, 2020
Just Two Bros Talkin Bout Whackin' Off
6698

grown men ruminating on the tumult of their youth (feat sniping soup)

Jun 23, 2020
Speaking To Tasmania's Best Comedian
6567

like modern day philosophers we discuss why slavery is bad. incredible stuff coming from two intellectuals that also happen to be very handsome.

Jun 23, 2020
Interview With A Gay Porn Addict
5642

This is a classic pairing. Two old guys, one of whom likes nothing more than sitting down and sifting through hours of dudes cramming cocks into other dude's assholes to find that perfect shot and the other is my guest Stimpee.

Its a blast.

Jun 23, 2020
Discussing Bidets With The CEO of Jaffa Cakes
2824

Featuring longtime collaborator and funnyman: Fungletoe

Jun 23, 2020
John McAfee Might Be Insane
2496

a sitdown with the creator of McAfee Antivirus, libertarian presidential candidate, and methamphetamine enthusiast: John McAfee.

Jun 23, 2020
Guys I Can Prove Japan Exists I Got A Japanese Guy On Here
3750

Featuring Shiro, music producer and resident weeb.

Jun 23, 2020
Sam Talks About The Corona Virus For Way Too Long
3232

I watched a Vox documentary on pandemics while I was sick. Not a good combo.

Jun 23, 2020
Sam's God Complex and Aqua's Hatred of The Homeless
4390

Coming in for a follow up to the magical lost podcast FT. AquaFPS

Jun 23, 2020
Incredibly Angry Solo Podcast
2480

Filmed directly after the loss of one of the greatest podcasts ever.

Jun 23, 2020
The Witcher, The Irishman, and Tarkov
2432

Solo episode talking about The Witcher, The Irishman, Dimitrius refusing to use the bathroom. You know, the usual.

Jun 23, 2020
Talking To A Sock For An Hour
4437

Ft. JFJ who's channel mascot is a cum sock

Jun 23, 2020
Two Dads Just Livin' Like Larry
6284

Sam and Zach sit down and solve the world's problems

Jun 23, 2020
Screaming About Movies For An Hour
3857

Joker, It 2, Minecraft Story Mode, and Samuel Little

Jun 23, 2020
Look Ma, It's Meth Gyllenahal
4086

Two dudes, one of whom looks like Jake Gyllenahal after a weekend bender on meth, sit back in bath robes and talk the finer things in life. 

Jun 23, 2020
So I Did A Podcast On Edibles
3501

I got Bizzle to do a podcast with me real quick in the hotel room before I left. We happen to have ate a shitload of edibles.

Jun 23, 2020
Guys, I Got My Favorite Youtuber On Here
7585

The one, the only: Charborg

Jun 23, 2020
Disabled Dolphins & Growing Up A Gamer
3212

Exploring the trials and tribulations of growing up a white kid in a middle class family

Jun 23, 2020
The Comedic GENIUS Behind Soothouse
4938

Since this episode aired, Soothouse has fallen. I repeat: Soothouse has fallen.

Jun 23, 2020
Talking With A Trans Pornstar
5207

The first guest, I figured I might as well go big or go home. So I got Miss Vexx, chick with a huge cock. 

Jun 23, 2020
So I Made A Podcast To Complain About My Marriage
2277

Solo Podcast

Episode 1

Jun 23, 2020