Therapy Gecko

By Lyle Drescher

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 Apr 22, 2022
A fun and fascinating call-in show hosted by a guy in a gecko suit

Description

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 9pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever

Episode Date
"I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER" (recorded in real life)
00:55:28

I smashed my computer with a hammer and decided to go outside and talk people IRL at the park as a gecko. Those people include a bounty hunter searching for a fugitive, a man obsessed with Funko Pops, a young wedding photographer searching for what to do with his life, an actor who can’t feel emotions outside of his acting, and then also a caller at the end. I forget what the caller talked about but I remember it being interesting.

I hope you like the IRL episodes as much as the phone call ones. They are a lot of fun to record. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Aug 17, 2022
"I STALK PEOPLE ONLINE"
01:09:00

A caller confesses that she’s been using a fake Facebook account to stalk various people from her past. Though she logs into the account daily to keep tabs on her enemies, we dissect the idea of deleting it.

Then we talk to a sex therapist, a YouTuber who films snake funerals, and a guy addicted to porn.

DM me a picture of a candle on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Aug 14, 2022
"I'M IN LOVE WITH 200FT MEN"
01:07:46

A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physically impossible to fulfill.

Afterwards a caller suspects that they may be able to predict the future via their dreams, a caller expresses his guilt from a major mistake he made in high school, and a woman reflects on what has empowered her to begin her new career as a stripper.

If you can see this then DM me a picture of brown rice on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Aug 10, 2022
NOEL MILLER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
01:46:21

I am joined by comedian Noel Miller to be geckos and talk to people on the phone. Noel is best known as a comedian, musician, and host of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast. He is also a nice guy.

Callers include a girl who is hesitant about her long-distance relationship working out, a caller being charged as a domestic terrorist, a man who is addicted to sleeping with straight married men, a woman regretting her tattoo decision, and a person who is haunted by a lifelong prank.

Calls start at 13:17

Follow Noel Miller on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/thenoelmiller

I am a gecko.

Aug 07, 2022
"I WAS SENT INTO THE WOODS"
01:09:44

A caller reflects on her time being kidnapped and dropped off at a rehabilitation program located in the middle of the woods five years ago.

Later I talk to an aspiring stand-up comedian, a woman who receives pleasure from watching fictional characters endure pain, and a guy who I have a lot of common vices with.

I am still going on tour to 9 different cities in the fall to be a gecko and talk to people in person.  Buy your tickets here: https://ffm.live/geck22

I’d say have a good day but you can do whatever you want. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Aug 03, 2022
"MY EX'S FAMILY ADOPTED ME"
01:00:36

A caller tells me that after breaking up with her boyfriend, she moved in with his parents. Now some years later, she has taken on the role of their daughter while her ex has no connection to the family.

 

Then we hear from a caller who is using the last 15 minutes of phone privileges he has while in rehab to tell us about his experience thus far, a man in a wheelchair discusses how his disability is perceived, and a final caller struggles with a new nickname.


Also I am going on tour to 9 different cities in the fall to be a gecko and talk to people in person. Buy your tickets here: https://ffm.live/geck22
 

I am having a hard time beating my high score on Tetris. I am a gecko.
 

More gecko stuff here: More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jul 31, 2022
"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS"
00:56:57

A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.

Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s created, a caller with multiple boyfriends who might not know each other exist, and a caller who attempts to recreate his childhood bedroom as a way of basking in nostalgia to avoid the future.

Also I am going on tour to 9 different cities in the fall to be a gecko and talk to people in person. Sign up with your email here to get notified about my tour dates: https://ffm.live/geck22

You don’t have to do anything ever. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here:  https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jul 27, 2022
"I ALMOST RUINED A WEDDING"
00:58:15

A caller struggles with whether or not to tell his wife that he completely destroyed the men’s bathroom at her friend’s wedding. Then a caller struggles with whether or not to remain with her partner after they transition genders, a caller accidentally gets his ex pregnant, and a caller who’s been bald their whole life finally begins to sprout hair.

I think this was a good podcast. I am gecko.

Also- I am going on tour to 9 different cities in the fall to be a gecko and talk to people in person. Sign up with your email here to get notified about my tour dates: https://ffm.live/geck22

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jul 24, 2022
YUNG GRAVY GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
01:52:01

I am joined on this episode by rapper Yung Gravy to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Yung Gravy is known for his blending of trap and oldies, his serial dating of older women, and being a nice guy.

Callers include a cam girl trying to deal with negative comments, a woman considering using her vaginal juices as perfume, a woman who was recently given 5 years to live by her doctor, a guy receiving threats from a witch that he scorned, and more.

Calls start at: 09:12 

Keep up with Yung Gravy on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/yunggravy/videos

I am a gecko.

Jul 20, 2022
"MY BOYFRIEND SLEPT WITH MY MOM"
01:01:53

Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuff he doesn’t want to do, a caller who’s bitter about his height hurting his dating opportunities, and a woman who once saw a velociraptor enter her room through a portal. Checks out.

Scratch & sniff stickers don’t taste nearly as good as they smell. I am a gecko.  
 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jul 17, 2022
"I COLLECT PEOPLE'S HAIR"
00:58:32

After gathering strands of human hair for 3 years, a caller begins to wonder if they have a problem.


Then a pet owner tells me they’re addicted to huffing their cat’s fur, a caller speaks on the challenges of pursuing a career in cosmetology with a debilitating neurological disorder, a caller discusses his strange relationship with his ex-girlfriends dad, and I help a lost man get grounded while he’s on psychedelic mushrooms. 

The bicycle was invented in 1817. That’s what Google says anyways. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever


 

Jul 13, 2022
BACK FROM THE DEAD
00:46:36

A caller told all her friends and acquaintances that her mother was dead, but now her mother is coming to her wedding. We discuss how she might be able to explain this one. 

After that a man investigates the sexual fetishes of his father, sister, and grandmother in order to learn more about himself. It is not as fucked up as it sounds. Or maybe it is. I don’t know.

Finally a woman tells me that she has panic attacks every time she goes to take a shit, and how she has dealt with this extreme fear of the bathroom throughout her life.


Try standing outside for 13 and a half minutes today. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jul 10, 2022
"I'M DATING MY BOSS"
01:03:01

Calls from a woman trying to keep her relationship with her boss a secret, a guy living in Kuwait who tells us about his quality of life in the Middle East, and a man currently on ecstasy for the first time.

DM me a picture on Instagram (@lyle4ever) of a food I should try. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jul 06, 2022
"GECKING OFF"
01:08:52

A caller confides to me that he puts a great deal of effort into scripting his conversations beforehand in order to avoid "failed social interactions.” We get into why he’s always felt this pressure, how he discovered he had autism during a trip on mushrooms, and his obsession with flags.

After that a caller tells me about his experience masturbating in the bathroom of the Vatican City museum as a form of religious retribution, which led to a larger goal of masturbating in as many different countries as possible.

Then a caller tells me his wild story of getting arrested in the Middle East for kissing another man, what it’s like in Jordanian jail, and how he ended up escaping to the US.

A lot of you guys sent pictures of tennis balls to my Instagram DMs (@lyle4ever) last week. Thanks for that. This week I would like pictures of folding chairs. I don’t know what I’m going to do with them but hopefully it’s something productive. Thanks for reading these descriptions. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jul 03, 2022
"I THREW SOMEONE'S ASHES AWAY"
01:01:06

A caller tells me he accidentally threw away his sister’s roommate’s dad’s ashes and is receiving angry messages from the family. He talks with me on the phone as a way to procrastinate on dealing with the situation and facing up to them.

Then a caller tells me about his recurring hallucinations and how they relate to his fear of being perceived. After that a woman tells me about her desire to cheat on her partner and a final caller debates pressing charges on her uncle for crimes he’s committed against the family.


Send me a picture of a tennis ball on Instagram (@lyle4ever) if you actually read these descriptions. I am a gecko. 

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 29, 2022
A GECK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
01:03:05

A small town couple calls in to talk about their unhinged father-in-law who has made several wacky accusations toward them throughout the years. Their father has gone as far to involve the police in these matters without much evidence. The couple and I get into their family dynamics and the husband tells us what it was like growing up with said father.
 

Afterwards a 3D sculptor calls in to tell me how he’s uncontrollably attracted to one of his 3D models, a caller tells me how he robbed a liquor store when we was 9, and a woman tells me what led her to spend $8000 on stuffed animals.

Some dirt is ok to eat. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 26, 2022
"MY EX MIGHT BE A CANNIBAL"
00:58:50

We hear from a caller that after numerous red flags has reason to believe her ex-boyfriend is a cannibal. She tells us in detail about the uncomfortable events that lead to this theory.

Then we talk to a caller who’s ex-girlfriend is maintaining a friendship with his grandma even after they’ve broken up, a caller who is cheating on his girlfriend with another man, a caller addicted to reckless driving, and a caller who is having to “reverse come out” after already telling his parents he’s gay.

 I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 22, 2022
THE IDENTITY CRISIS
01:13:51

A caller struggles with being seen only as “The Guy Who Wears Hawaiian Shirts”, we discuss the various ways he might be able to expand upon his identity. Afterward a confides that she may be using her current partner as a "rebound."

 

Then a caller and I discuss his longstanding fear of ceiling fans, a caller who admits to spitting in a customer's food at work, and many other things also happen.

I think it is a very fun episode. This is a description. I am a gecko.

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 19, 2022
"MY SISTER VANISHED"
00:57:31

A caller tells me his sister went dark on the social media after moving to the LA a few years ago and he is worried about her well being. He has been building a file on her and is debating hiring an investigator to find her. We dive into his conflicting feelings on the matter.

Then we hear a harrowing story from a guy who worked as a nude model for a figure study class. Later a couple calls in and a conversation about bukkake porn evolves into a deeper look at their relationship as a whole.

I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 15, 2022
FORGIVE AND FORGECK
01:05:50

A caller tells me about a neighbor who is causing him a good deal of stress. We get into the complexities of acting with kindness even toward someone you dislike.

 

Afterwards we hear from a man who is trying to escape his mundane day job at Carvanna and become a school principal. We discuss his uncomfortable experiences with school growing up.

 

Then we hear from a caller about their disdain for receiving compliments, a man who is seeking advice on how to connect with his half brother who recently moved to America, and a couple whose been experiencing a lot of intrusive thoughts lately.

 

I think this was a good episode that you should tell your friends or dog about. But don't feel any pressure to do so. I am a gecko.

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 12, 2022
"I'M ADDICTED TO CRYPTO TRADING"
01:18:33

A caller discusses his gambling addiction that started in high school and how its affected him over the course of his life. Then we hear from a caller who’s living in a tent in the woods after being kicked out of his parent’s house, and how he’s adapting to his situation.

 

Later we talk to a caller about her short-lived professional porn career and how the year and a half she spent in the industry has followed her throughout her life. Finally we hear from a caller who tells me she’s been exploring a fictional universe through the body of another woman via astral projection while she dreams. You will have to listen to the episode to find out what that actually means. 

I am a gecko. 100 episodes baby!!!

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 08, 2022
“MY DAD HAD A SECRET”
01:16:07

We hear first from a caller whose girlfriend has been sadistically shoving various items up his ass including candy, crackers, and cactuses. Then a caller tells us about the secret his father kept from his family for their entire life before revealing it on his deathbed.


 

Later we hear from a caller who recently gathered evidence that her grandmother may have murdered her grandfather, and a caller who has fallen madly in love with an AI chatbot called Replika.


 

It’s a kind of intense episode on many emotional angles and one of my favorites in recent times. But it’s also my podcast so that makes me a little bias. You should listen anyway. Sometimes I wonder if people even read these descriptions. I am a gecko.


 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 05, 2022
"I'M A REAL PRIVATE DETECTIVE"
01:19:00

A caller tells me she just started a new job as a private investigator for hire, which is basically legally paying someone to stalk a person for you. The caller tells me about the stakeouts she’s been on, how she got the job, her disguises, the various ways it’s possible to screw up, and more. It’s real life Sherlock Holmes.

 

Then we hear from a man who is worried about his wife finding out that he likes to wear women’s clothing, a woman who has been seeing an extremely shady man that she met on Tinder, and a caller who feels like they are emotionally invested in sports to a point where it’s a major problem in their life.

 

This was a good one. Don't take my word for it though. Check it out yourself. I am a gecko. 

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Jun 01, 2022
"MY PARENTS ARE POLYGAMOUS"
01:11:03

I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from.

 

Afterwards a caller talks to me about what it was like being raised in a polygamous household that resulted in him having 21 siblings. We discuss how that affected him growing up, where he is now, and how his relationship with his family has evolved.

 

Lastly we receive a call from an American couple who moved to the Netherlands during the pandemic and how their new European setting compares to the United States.

It's a very good episode. I am a gecko.

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

May 29, 2022
"I COMMITTED MARRIAGE FRAUD"
01:03:49

A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so far.

 

Next a man and I unpack his childhood relationship with his father and discuss whether or not he should attempt to make amends in his adult life. We also talk to a caller experiencing a toilet paper shortage conflict with his roommates, dig into the semi-universal experience of imposter syndrome, and weigh in on the age old debate of which way you should wipe your ass.

 

One day we will all be evaporated by a meteor. So have fun while you can. I am a gecko.

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

May 25, 2022
BEING A GECKO IN REAL LIFE
01:21:12

WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to face on  The Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

 

Conversations include: a college student tells me how her father came back into her life after 19 years of absence, a guy from Kenya describes the differences between there and America, a Norwegian teen and his father tell me what they'd do differently if they were in charge of Hollywood, an exotic dancer grapples with her simultaneous love for and shame of her job, and many more very interesting people.

 

If you have any feedback at all about the podcast send me an email at lyleforeverandever@gmail.com. Thanks. Appreciate it. I am a gecko.

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever







 

May 22, 2022
THE LEGEND OF THE BOOGER CHAIR
01:14:45

A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended her soccer career.

 

Then I hear from an office employee who's stressed over his coworkers finding the chair he's been putting boogers under for 10 years, a woman who repeatedly finds herself being "friend-zoned", a caller who's cursed to miss important events due to her heavy sleeping habits, and more.

 

Don't look directly into the sun for too long.  I am a gecko. 

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

May 18, 2022
"MY BOSS PUT A CURSE ON ME"
01:09:24

I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they intend to fend off these supernatural forces after studying the occult.

 

Later I introduce 2 random callers to each other who both happen to have one testicle, chat with a caller who's phoned into the show as a way of battling her phone anxiety, and talk to a guy who's dealing with an old lady at his pottery class who repeatedly grabs his ass.

 

It's a very good episode. Listen to it while milking a cow.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

May 15, 2022
ANDREW CALLAGHAN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
01:44:59

Calls start around 11:13

I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentarian work of America's underbelly, including QAnon meetings, Flat Earth conventions, and most recently his coverage of the war in Ukraine. He's also a nice guy.

Callers include a guy who's locked in an auto-yard, a student who steals plants and gives them to her professors, a submissive woman who just ghosted her dom, a guy addicted to LSD, and more. 

It's a good episode. I am a gecko.

Check out Andrew's work right here: https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube

May 11, 2022
Therapy Gecko Live from LA (in front of human people)
01:51:01

I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words.

 

Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents, and lots of other things too.

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

May 08, 2022
"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS"
01:06:40

A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller.

 

Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true.

 

Ok. That's it. No more. Go home. You're drunk. I'm a gecko.

 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

May 04, 2022
BENNY BLANCO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
01:19:19

I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kanye West, and others. He is also a nice guy.

We talk to a guy about a death threat he received from his employer, a caller with a habit of sleeping with his friend's girlfriends, a couple who's received an offer to join the swinging community, an aspiring actor working on wind turbines, and a woman running a crystal business.

Call start at 07:13

Follow Benny on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

I am a gecko.

May 01, 2022
"WE'RE TRYING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP"
00:59:38

A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through.

We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in public, an electrician who shocks himself on purpose while simultaneously handling his baby mama drama, and a man living with a speech impediment tells us how that affects his day-to-day.

This is a good one. I can feel it. I am a gecko.

GET TICKETS TO MY LA GIG HERE: https://lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/therapy-gecko-podcast-live-2/

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Apr 27, 2022
"I'M ADDICTED TO HENTAI"
01:03:25

A caller discloses how his hentai addiction is affecting his life on multiple fronts. I also hear from a caller who stalks their ex using a fake Instagram, a guy who is suspicious his buddy broke his bong on vacation, and a lady who questions her father’s character after moving back home.

We had a good time. You’ll have a good time. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Apr 24, 2022
"MY PARTNER WANTS ME TO SELL DRUGS"
00:52:56

A retired drug dealer calls in and we weigh the pros and cons of returning to the game after their partner suggests doing so.
  
Then talk to a caller who is trying to turn their Gatorade addiction into an art piece, a man who disassociated for multiple months in a row, and a caller who is struggling telling the other participants of her threesome that she may have given them chlamydia.

It is a good episode. I am a gecko. 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Apr 20, 2022
MARC REBILLET GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
02:19:04

I am joined this episode by musician and entertainer Marc Rebillet. He is known for his signature style of bridging electronic music and comedy. He is also a good guy.

We talk to a university student who's developed a strange relationship with her professor, a man who consumes an obscene amount of milk, a woman who's grandfather stole her boyfriend, and more.  It was a very good one. 

Call start at: 10:41

Here is Marc's YouTube. It is a fun place: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXgxNzAgZ1GExhTW4X1mUrg

I am a gecko.



Apr 17, 2022
BROTHERS, MINIONS, TESTICULAR TORSION
01:02:26

We talk to a caller who is struggling to connect with his incarcerated brother, a man who had a testicular emergency,  and a son who's conflicted about his mom starting an OnlyFans.

Later we talk to a person who is ashamed to love The Minions and a daughter worried about her mom's growing interests in crystals.

This is honestly a really good episode. I'm not just saying that because I made it. I'm saying it for other reasons in addition to that. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Apr 13, 2022
ERICK THE ARCHITECT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
02:09:21

I'm joined on this episode by rapper and producer Erick The Architect. Erick is known for being a member of the hip hop group Flatbush Zombies and for his various solo projects. He is also a good guy. 

Erick and I talk to people on the phone about being punched in the face, bleeding assholes, being introverted, being Jewish, porn careers, ghosting your exs, and more. It was a very good time.

Call start at:  00:08:09

Here is Erick’s fun website where you can dress and learn about him: https://www.erickthearchitect.com/

I am a gecko.

Apr 10, 2022
"MY FIANCE NEGLECTS ME FOR VIDEO GAMES"
00:55:51

A caller expresses concern over her partner's love for video games and how it's affecting their relationship.

After that a woman tells me about how she recently formed a relationship with her father, who she previously thought was dead.

Then a guy and I chat about how he has joined a fraternity in an attempt to understand men more and another caller tells me about her deadbeat sister.  There is some other stuff too. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Apr 06, 2022
"I SIT ON CAKES"
01:42:12

I chat with a lady about her business in which she sits on cakes for other people's sexual pleasure. We discuss the content creation process, the market, and what's next for her career.

Then I talk to a caller who got engaged at 19 and is beefing with her mother-in-law as a result, a caller who is considering becoming a drag queen but worried what people will think of them, a person who hates their birthday, a guy trying to be a DJ, and another guy trying to be a pornstar.

It's a good episode. I am a gecko. 

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Apr 03, 2022
SLEEP PARALYSIS GECKO (with Kenny Beats)
01:53:03

My guest for this episode is a producer named Kenny Beats. He's known for his work with artists like Freddie Gibbs, Vince Staples, Ed Sheeran, Denzel Curry, and more.

Kenny and I talk to people on the phone about dating with little experience, sleep paralysis, taking baths, having feelings for a married woman, and more.

Calls start at 9:30

Here is Kenny's youtube if you want to look at his stuff: https://www.youtube.com/c/kennybeats

I am a gecko.

Mar 30, 2022
"MY AUNT HIT ON ME"
01:03:29

A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it.

Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use the bathroom, and chat with farmer who was on SNL. 

I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Mar 27, 2022
"I DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE"
01:10:09

A guy calls in to tell me about a near-death experience that completely reshaped how he views life. Then a former dominatrix describes the logistical nightmares of being in a 9 person orgy. Then we hear from a caller who’s been collecting his roommate’s toenails and a guy who attends professional Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments.

 

I think I also go on a rant about life at some point in there too. It’s a good episode. Trust me. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Mar 23, 2022
ONE GECK CLOSES ANOTHER GECK OPENS (ft. Buddy)
02:18:00

My guest for this podcast is a rapper named Buddy. He’s made music with the likes of Wiz Khalifa, Chance the Rapper, A$AP Ferg, Nipsy Hussle, and more. He is also a good guy. This was a very fun episode featuring discussions on breakups, the occult, clowns, and more.

Here is a song by Buddy that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3QOBYq0lBI

Also if you live in Los Angeles get tickets to my live podcast recording here: https://lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/therapy-gecko-podcast-live

I am a gecko.

Mar 20, 2022
"I HAVE A WEED DISEASE THING"
01:03:05

A caller tells me about a disease they developed by smoking too much weed called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. I didn't know that you could get a disease from smoking too much weed. I am still going to smoke weed. But maybe less.

We also talk to a caller who is anticipating her first threesome experience the next day, a lesbian couple in a dispute about whether or not to get married, a guy who has absolutely no idea where he is, and more.

I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Mar 16, 2022
DENZEL CURRY BECOMES A GECKO
02:24:21

Denzel Curry joins me on this podcast to be a gecko and talk to people about life, death, coyotes, sugar daddies, art, being swallowed by whales, and pool cues. And other things too.


Denzel Curry is a rapper and a good guy. Here is a song by him that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO1mWLGhh8


ALSO IF YOU LIVE IN LOS ANGELES AND WANT TO COME TO A LIVE PODCAST RECORDING CLICK HERE: https://ffm.live/geckla


I am a gecko.

Mar 13, 2022
"I'M A PHONE SEX OPERATOR"
01:02:57

I talk to a lady who does phone sex for a living and she tells me that my job and her job aren’t so different. She explains the gig in depth - the types of customers she gets, her methodology, how it’s bleed into her personal sex life, and more.
 

Then I talk to a guy who’s very good at socializing in Virtual Reality but having trouble translating those social skills into real life. Then a caller tells me about something they did as a teenager that they deeply regret. Then I talk to a caller who’s having relationship issues about how to build a diversified life portfolio.

Then the podcast is over and you will either go listen to another podcast or go do something else. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Mar 09, 2022
"MY BOYFRIEND WORE MY THONG"
01:18:36

I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells me his experience sleeping behind a dumpster and a guy who tells me how great it is to have kids.

This is all at least what I'm pretty sure happened in the episode. I have a very bad memory and I've filled my brain with many other thoughts since recording this. Did you know that a block of dry ice has a surface temperature of -109.3 degrees Fahrenheit and turns directly into carbon dioxide gas rather than liquid when it melts? I forget where I read that. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Mar 06, 2022
"I LEFT A CULT AFTER 22 YEARS"
01:30:15

I talk to a guy about leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses after 22 years, how his family abandoned him after, and then how he built a life of his own without all the brainwashy god stuff.

I also talk to a caller who got a breast reduction that changed her life, a couple who found out thru a DNA test that they are actually siblings, a guy who is considering becoming homeless and walking the earth, and also a lot of other callers.

The siblings thing might have been fake but it doesn't matter. I don't question if the calls are real or fake or anything. They are just voices and words and noises. Truth isn't real. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Mar 02, 2022
"I HAD SEX WITH A DEMON"
01:20:20

A caller describes in detail their experience having sex with an incubus. I didn't know what an incubus was and they told me it's a male sex demon thing. They also told me that this was a long-term dream of theirs, so that is nice.

I also talk with a young woman dealing with an unexpected pregnancy, a guy who's sleeping with his friend's sister, learn about a 4-person polyamorous couple, discuss the purpose of circumcision, and more. I am a gecko.

Call the gecko Mondays and Wednesdays at 9pm EST on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

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Feb 27, 2022
"I SMOKED CRACK WITH A STRANGER"
01:08:08

A guy named Cory calls me. We discuss how he has a very positive outlook on life and how much that inspires me. Then he tells me a story of the time he smoked crack with a stranger while delivering pizzas. Which made him even more inspiring.

Then I talk to a caller who is dealing with a double life,  learn about the difference between innie and outie coochie, speak with a man in Germany in a tough relationship situation, and more. I am a gecko.

More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Feb 23, 2022
GECKLINE (with Dr. Drew)
02:14:15

I ramble until like 4:30

I’m joined on this very special episode by Dr. Drew Pinsky. He is an actual board certified physician who was the host of the popular call-in radio show Loveline for 3 decades and currently hosts "Dr. Drew After Dark" on the Your Mom's House network.

That’s 30 years of experience talking to people on the phone about their problems. He uses that knowledge to become a gecko and talk to callers about their relationships, dreams, medical issues, and more while I observed it as masterclass. It was a great episode. I am a gecko.

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Feb 20, 2022
AUTOGEXUAL (ft. 24kGoldn)
01:42:10

24kGoldn comes in at 17:20

A caller starts down the path of becoming a "camboy" as a way to attract the attention he's been craving since his girlfriend left him. He tells me all about this and then another guy tells me about how his breakup lead to his ex hitting his car with a samurai sword.

After that I'm joined by rapper 24kGoldn to take calls from a man who prefers masturbating with his large collection of sex toys over IRL intimacy, a woman who has a crush on her boss, a guy whose friends made plans without him, and more. We also hear tales of a Somalian orgy and a feline custody battle. It's a doozy.

24kGoldn is a rapper and singer known for his hit single "Mood" which peaked at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 as well as "Valentino" which peaked at 92 on the US Billboard Hot 100.  His debut studio album "El Dorado" was released in March 2021. He is also a good guy.

I am a gecko.

Feb 13, 2022
“MY ROOMMATE SLEPT WITH MY DAD”
02:03:46

One of my favorite episodes lately. Callers include a woman who believes her roommate is sleeping with her dad, an anonymous drug dealer who details his close call with the police, a caller who is attempting to be hypnotized into thinking she's a dog, and more.

Later I connect with a man who has a similar addiction to sugar as me, talk to someone having a gender identity crisis, talk a caller through a moral dilemma, and hear a man's story of a toilet seat falling on his penis. It is a packed episode. I am a gecko.

Feb 06, 2022
A GECK IN TIME
02:05:19

Calls from a man whose wife said she's getting bored of him, a 70 year old prospector living in isolation, a real therapist who explains the difference between what I do and what she does, plus more.

Later a truck driver tells us about people he sees jacking off in traffic and then another caller drinks his own piss. Other stuff happens in the episode aside from just what I wrote here but I didn't write about it. But it is in the episode. This is a description. I am a gecko.

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Jan 30, 2022
LECANTOUS GECKOUS (ft. Aminé)
01:44:07

Aminé comes in at 31:26

A caller wonders whether or not she should go on a date, we talk to a mailman as he does his rounds, a college kid throwing a party somehow saves a lady's life, and more.

Later I'm joined by rapper Aminé to discuss whether it'd be better to live forever or die right now, talk to a guy who just had his identity stolen, make up a word that has never been said before, and just generally talk about a bunch of things and be geckos.

Aminé is a rapper from Portland who first gained notability for his single "Caroline" which peaked at number 11 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart. You can listen to his music here: https://www.youtube.com/AMINE

I am a gecko.

Jan 23, 2022
CLUMP ALERT (with Zack Fox)
02:40:54

Calls start at 26:40. In this episode I am joined by rapper/comedian Zack Fox who is known for his collaborations with Thundercat and Flying Lotus, writing on the 5th season of The Eric Andre Show, and for making great music on his own.

We talk to callers about the pros and cons of having a sugar mama, how to find someone to try pegging with, how to live more in the present, and a lot of other stuff. We also talk about which pokemon is the sexiest. It's a good episode. Ok. I am a gecko.

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Jan 16, 2022
THE PILONIDAL CYST
01:54:00

A caller tells their experience losing 8 years of memories in a LARPing accident, a family deals with a son who can't stop farting, a caller and I realize we've both had a similar health issue, a caller finds out the person he's been hooking up with has a whole family, and my toe starts hurting and I complain about it a lot.

I actually think it's a pretty good episode. I am a gecko.

Jan 09, 2022
GECKS AND DOGS
01:13:47

Stories of being in and out of juvie, peeing on the floor of a Mexican restaurant, a rebellion against the landlord, and more. We also hear from a new mom who's boyfriend left her right before she gave birth and have a very sad call about a dog. Also my sister comes in at the end and we talk to a guy from Germany. I think that about covers it. I am a gecko.

Jan 02, 2022
TROUBLE GECK (ft. Attorney Tom)
01:46:26

Callers phone in to tell me and my pal Attorney Tom about times they have been in trouble. Stories of getting arrested in cosplay, peeing in a frat house's punch bowl, ruining an ex-boyfriends car, and other things.


Later on I talk with a couple of people having relationship issues and a guy who is annoyed at people for asking about his tattoos. I am a gecko.

Dec 26, 2021
TIRES AND TIRED
01:59:59

A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his obsession with tires is ruining his life. Other people call in to talk about other things too, but the first 12 minutes of this is tire dominant. I’m just letting you know ahead of time.


Use the code GECKO for 20% off at checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com. The podcast has ads now and I use the money to buy cigarettes for the elderly. Sometimes I keep one of the cigarettes for myself. I don’t smoke but I thought it would look cool to maybe just hold a cigarette. I don’t know what I’m talking about any more. Listen to the podcast. So I can get more ad money to buy more cigarettes for the elderly. I am a gecko.

Dec 19, 2021
GECKO FLAVORED VAPE JUICE
01:38:46

Stories of dunking a burrito into a bottle of soda, maintaining your identity after a new diagnosis, passing time in a gas station bathroom by listening to people shit, falling in love with an older woman in Jamaica, life in a bustling London village, and more. I am a gecko.

Dec 12, 2021
"I POOPED IN THE LAZY RIVER"
02:02:35

Callers include someone who shat in the lazy river at a water park, a man who’s partner is thinking of adding a third into the bedroom, a husband who serially lies to his wife, a woman who believes everyone is obsessed with her, and more. I am a gecko.

Dec 05, 2021
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE?
01:43:25

Calls from a woman who sent her husband to jail, a couple who might keep their cat’s corpse as a decoration, a person traveling the country in her van, a pro-wrestler, and much more. We also consider getting domed in a BDSM dungeon and try to quit cocaine.

Nov 28, 2021
THE DEBAUCHED GECKSOME
01:53:53

Callers include 4 people debating if they should have an orgy, a guy who clogged a toilet at a party, a 22-year-old dad navigating parenthood, a guy afraid of pigs, and more. I am a gecko.

Nov 21, 2021
THIS PODCAST IS HOSTED BY A GECKO
01:34:06

Callers include a lady who collects people's bones, a woman who recently started working at a rehab facility, an Australian guy who moved to America to teach people but does not know anything, and then more callers also. This episode of the podcast was hosted by a gecko.

Nov 15, 2021
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?
01:45:26

Callers talk about getting revenge once more. Stories include replacing shampoo with super glue, putting sugar in the ex-husband’s gas tank, pushing a bookcase on a bully, and more. Later I’m joined on a call with Sueco The Child to discuss whether or not putting your finger in someone’s butthole makes you guys an item. Then there are more calls after that. It’s a fun one. Hoooo wee!!!

Nov 08, 2021
WHAT CAN YOU MAKE?
01:16:07

People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn about all of them. I am a gecko.

Oct 31, 2021
WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?
01:27:47

I ask callers about their various fantasies. Y'know - I know I'm supposed to use this box to talk more about what the episode is about, but what if I just used it to spout a bunch of nonsense and la neee kahh zuuuah!!!!!!!!!! 

Oct 25, 2021
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?
01:14:56

People call and tell me their favorite ideas. Lots of things can be an idea. Friendship is an idea, hats are an idea, this sentence is an idea. There are too many ideas for just one person to pick a favorite one, but these brave callers do it anyway. God bless them. People also talk about things that have nothing to do with the topic. Which is okay.

Oct 18, 2021
THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT
01:20:52

A somewhat intense episode featuring an older woman with brain damage who tells us about her past, an anonymous caller about to get married to a woman he doesn't love, and a guy accidentally dunking his balls into a toilet bowl of shit. It was a great episode. Something for everyone. Chill and have a listen.

Oct 10, 2021
LIL YACHTY JOINS ME TO GECK IT UP BIG
02:17:58

Rapper Lil Yachty joins me on the podcast to be a gecko and talk to people on the phone. I am serious. This is one of my favorite episodes: Yachty channeled his inner gecko and gave advice on relationships and poop and ghosts and more. Give it a listen. Video version on youtube.com/lyleforever.

Oct 03, 2021
GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
01:39:29

This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disappointing for. There is a call in here about a garbage man who finds pictures of an old man's wiener on an abandoned MacBook, which i guess is kind of a sex thing. There is also a call from a french guy who told me he's afraid of his neighbor stealing the weed he has planted in his backyard. That one has nothing to do with anything sexual at all. There are also other people that call in. 

Sep 27, 2021
TWO PHONES
01:21:28

A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in from The Netherlands using his burner phone. The call probably cost him a lot of money. More people call in after that but I'm not gonna give a description of all of their calls because that would take too long. 

Sep 19, 2021
GECKLAND
01:32:18

This was a very good stream of very good calls. I rode a rollercoaster while asking people what thrills them. You can't tell that i'm on a rollercoaster though because this is an audio medium. But just imagine it. Someone calls in and really sells me on the idea of doing DMT. Other things happen too. Have a listen. I love you. Tell your dad I said hi. Balls.

Sep 13, 2021
CAN SOMETHING BE ANYTHING?
01:33:52

I ask callers if something can be anything. Also a lot of people talk about moving to Alaska.

Sep 05, 2021
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION?
01:23:03

In this episode I ask callers if they've ever had a vision, and also if something can be anything. People tell me about weird dreams they've had, family issues, and other serious-ish and not serious-ish stuff. Also a guy's dog pisses on his floor and he talks to me while he cleans it. I think this is a good episode. But i'm also bias because I made it. Thanks for listening. I am a gecko.

Aug 29, 2021
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT DEAD???
02:14:15

This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I think the best questions are ones that make anywhere from 40-70 percent sense. Enough sense to prompt an answer but not too much sense that the answer feels limited. I am a gecko.

Aug 22, 2021
ARE YOU INTERESTING?
01:33:32

I ask callers if they’re interesting. Someone calls in to tell me that they work at a pet crematorium and burn dead animal bodies all day. I wouldn’t personally want to do that, but it sounds punk rock. Other interesting people call in too but that was the one that stuck with me. 

Aug 15, 2021
GECK SCIENCE
01:27:19

I ask callers if they’ve ever invented anything. Someone calls in and doesn’t answer the question and just tells me about her boyfriend’s balls instead. Other people then call in and give actual answers to the question.

Aug 08, 2021
I AM GECK
01:37:38

Calls from someone who exclusively watches Hentai, a codependent roommate, a young man going thru a quarter life crisis, and more. I also talk about how sick it would be to be an ant. This is a good episode just trust me.

Aug 01, 2021
FIGHT GECK
01:18:10

Stories of a Dunkin’ Donuts cat fight, how vocal lessons can help while getting mugged, and more. We also meet a Scottish warrior and fuck around with a broken ceiling fan.

Jul 25, 2021
ROUTINE GECKUP
01:09:50

Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I decide not to. Sorry for the spoiler.

Jul 18, 2021
HAVE YOU EVER LIED?
01:16:55

Callers tell us about their lies. We receive stories of polyamorous adventures, getting held up at gunpoint, the struggles of being a professional athlete, and more. It's a scandalous ep!!!!

Jul 12, 2021
GECKIN' IT UP BIG
01:32:06

Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this description in, but I promise this is a very good episode. I would never lie to you. Unless I had something to gain. Which I guess I do in this case. Ok. Hope u listen.

Jul 05, 2021
GARBAGE GECK
01:24:23

I ask callers if they’ve ever eaten from the garbage. Stories include getting diarrhea on a first date, dumpster diving outside the grocery store, drinking coach roach juice, and more. One geck’s trash is another geck's treasure.

Jun 27, 2021
REVENGE OF THE GECK
01:11:55

Callers tell stories of revenge on elementary school bullies, ex-boyfriends, teachers, and more.

Jun 21, 2021
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
01:31:25

Callers tell us their deepest secrets - including a desire to have sex with a minotaur, their first time getting pegged, a spicy calendar photoshoot from their college years, and more. Don’t tell anyone.

Jun 14, 2021
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
01:29:12

Topics include a hearse driver who talks to the dead, what it’s like working the night shift at a gas station, whether or not it’s okay for an elementary school teacher to call their student a c*nt, and more. Get ready to ingest juicy amounts of character development.

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Jun 07, 2021
HOW HATH THOU SINNED?
01:35:47

We talk to callers about their sins. Some light, some heavy. This ep is a rollercoaster. Strap in baby.

May 31, 2021
MAJOR LEAGUE GECKO
02:14:44

A nice, juicy episode of great calls. Topics include a person who wants to have sex with monsters, how to deal with co-workers you hate, and more. Come get gecked. We're going nuts. Free geck for everyone.

May 24, 2021
FOOD FIVE THOUGHT
01:27:39

What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of.

May 17, 2021
WHAT COLOR IS RED?
01:30:40

I ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to eating used chewing gum, a caller who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 4 months, and much more. I think this episode turned out really well but don’t eat while you listen to it.

May 10, 2021
RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS
01:36:36

Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey. 

May 02, 2021
A VERY SICK GECKO
01:44:35

I was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whether or not to buy a heating accessory for your fleshlight, and more. Later in the episode we have a mini concert and go to the zoo. It’s a doozy!!! HOOO WEEE!!!!

Apr 21, 2021
MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister)
01:36:02

My sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak with someone addicted to stalking people online and learn firsthand why the gaming industry sucks.

Apr 14, 2021
ONLY IN THE SHOWER
02:11:12

Topics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventional way of getting revenge on a roommate and talk to a guy who exclusively pees in the shower.

Apr 07, 2021
ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS
01:56:53

We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more.

Mar 24, 2021
TACO BELL UNIVERSITY
01:35:03

Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bell while living at your Grandma’s place and learn about cult stuff.

Mar 12, 2021
ALL NATURAL LIZARD
01:57:32

Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time.

Mar 05, 2021
RETURN OF THE GECK (feat. Attorney Tom)
02:08:00

The Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more.

Featuring some help from my pal and personal injury attorney @attorneytom

Feb 22, 2021
THE SOUND OF SCOTT
01:06:57

A cheating spouse, a sadistic 4th grader, and a deep dive into 3 men named Scott. Short and sweet ;)

Feb 05, 2021
THE HOTDOG PHALLICY
01:40:11

One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman who puts ketchup on everything.

Jan 27, 2021
A WHOLE THING
01:20:20

Calls with a horny mom, an alligator wrestler, 2 people who’ve done too much acid, and more. It’s a whole thing.

Jan 22, 2021
NO REGRETS
01:18:46

Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!!



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Jan 15, 2021
EYE OF THE GECKO
01:16:20

Video game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy...


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Jan 07, 2021
DEEP QUAD
01:20:56

Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers.


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Dec 30, 2020
HOT ICE
01:18:26

Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down and show you their grand plan to kill their dad.

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Dec 23, 2020
A TALE OF TWO GECKOS
01:19:56

We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest appearance and we determine the difference between having friends and being in a cult.

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Dec 14, 2020
TRUTHS AND LIES
01:18:32

Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot.

Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever.

Dec 02, 2020
Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1
00:48:04

Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers.

Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko.

Nov 25, 2020
WHIP IT
01:22:44

A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L.

We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper, and a lady who owns several rats. Plus Geck considers abandoning his life and moving to Thailand AND we end with a special guest appearance from Max Simonet of Adult Swim’s FishCenter Live.

Nov 17, 2020
LOVE??
01:26:09

We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss.

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Nov 09, 2020
CRAFTING LITTLE MEN
01:32:25

Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.

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Oct 28, 2020
PARANORMAL LUST
01:28:53

Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch.
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Oct 19, 2020
SCANDALS AND WHISPERS
01:37:11

Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego.
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Oct 12, 2020
DREAMLAND
01:30:05

Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4.

Oct 04, 2020
ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom)
02:04:22

The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs.

Sep 28, 2020
SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell
01:49:46

Stories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash. 

This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do?

Sep 21, 2020
ENEMY BEACH
01:44:25

Stories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé.
This week’s questions: Do you have any enemies? What activates you? Have you ever been lost?

Sep 13, 2020
BANNED AND FORGOTTEN
01:50:09

Stories of memory loss, juvenile hall, Minecraft trolling, and more. We also go for a bike ride in the middle of the night and wonder what the hell Wednesday is.
This week’s questions: Have you ever been banned? What have you forgotten? What can you do?

Sep 13, 2020