Sofia with an F

By Sloot Media

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Reviews: 13


 Aug 31, 2021

sofia is the best
 Jul 10, 2021
it's obvious when you listen to SWAF that Sofia was the brains and brought most of the humor to CHD.


 Jun 4, 2021
Great Show!!


 May 5, 2021

Mike
 Feb 25, 2021
Great comeback Sofia!!

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Sofia Franklyn is back from the dead and is here to stay b*tches. Listen in as Sofia dives into the explicit details about sex, mental health, her personal life, and everything you don’t want to talk about at the dinner table. No borders, no filters. Removing taboos and virginities every Thursday. 

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83: Don't Be A Drag, Just Be A Queen ft. Izzy Uncut
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Gentlemen, start your engines! And may the best…woman…win Sloots, it has been an amazing month celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community, and here on Sofia with an F we’re ending it with a BANG…or a split, rather? Today Sofia is joined by the queen herself, Izzy Uncut! Okay, now say it slow...Izzy…Uncut. Get it? Anyway - today is a VERY special episode with one of New York City’s FINEST drag queens. Today Izzy will be taking Sofia through ALL things DRAG! From the do’s and don'ts of attending a drag show, drags origins in ballroom culture, to how to truly BEAT your face like the queens, and EVERYTHING in between. We also learn all about Izzy’s life and how she ended up as one of NYC’s most booked and busy queens. Aside from teaching Sofia how to make her boobs 4x bigger and giving her setting spray recommendations, the duo also unpacks some very pressing topics. Today Izzy joined Sloot University as our adjunct professor to further educate about gender and sexuality, and the misconceptions regarding those things in not only the drag world, but the entire world. Together Izzy and Sofia speak on some VERY important issues regarding acceptance and allyship. Yes, We’re definitely looking at you Texas. Our new favorite chaotic couple is jumping (literally) into SO much today that there’s a very good chance Sofia may be taking up a new profession - which btw, it’s important to note: drag is for EVERYONE. Visibility and acceptance is all we tolerate here at Sloot University, now get ready to lip-sync for your LIFE Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Watch full episodes at https://youtube.com/c/SofiaFranklyn0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 30, 2022
82: Boy, You Just My Sneaky Link
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I’m already sneaky, we can’t both be on some sneaky shit! We’re keeping it short, sweet, and straight to the point this week - just like when you pull out your vibrator for a quick sesh. This week Sofia is solo dolo talking about ALL the important things in the world. Like the new iPhone update where you will now be able to unsend AND edit iMessages. All my shady Sloots stand up! It’s our time to shine! All my wholesome Sloots, I hope your partner is as wholesome as you because the dark days are HERE. Clearly Apple just lives for the drama because there are MANY other useful things they could’ve included in this update, but they chose violence instead. Speaking of unsending messages, Sofia gives her stance on guys who unsend DM’s on Instagram after they’ve been curved. GUYS: stand your ground! You never know when the relationship she’s in might end and she’ll be returning your message only a few months later! Finally, we have a very Slooty (but necessary) Sloot University today: HOW TO MANAGE A SNEAKY LINK. Sofia is giving the FULL guidebook on how to manage your sneaky links expectations, hours of operation, social media rules, and so much more. If only Cassie and Nate could’ve followed these guidelines, maybe they wouldn’t be public enemy number one! Sloots, we’re all for health and wellness around here, but sometimes we just have to get into the nitty gritty. It’s all about balance.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 23, 2022
81: The Roast Of Sofia Franklyn ft. My Team
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It’s a full house this week Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Sloot Media members Alex and Kiana! It’s rare to have this much of the band in one place (and in a stable mindset), so it was only right to do an honorary episode. This week we are getting a VERY inside look at the inner workings of Sloot Media. From how Sofia and Kiana’s secret love affair began (thanks to our very own Milfhunter/Ghostwriter), to how the Sloot team came to be, and some VERY honest opinions from Alex and Kiana about their boss - some of which takes her breath away live on air (and not necessarily in a good way). Aside from bursting Sofia’s bubble, the girls also take time to give their (maybe controversial) opinions on the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial. Finally, for our most philosophical Sloot University yet, these three geniuses discuss how to TRULY live a happy life - even if that means being living in complete delusions of grandeur. Hey, we do what we gotta do to survive right? If you ever wanted to know what goes on behind closed doors at the Sloot offices, look no further and DEFINITELY brace yourselves.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 16, 2022
Welcome to Deux U by DeuxMoi
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 If you love the juicy stories you get right here from Sofia, check out Deux U for the juiciest celeb stories of the week.  Deux U is a weekly podcast from the anonymous creator of the pop culture and entertainment news Instagram account @deuxmoi. On every episode, “Deux" - along with insiders and expert guests - shares exclusive details on the hottest celeb stories that haven’t been revealed on Instagram. Thank you both - let me know if you have any questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 14, 2022
80: The Groupie Guidebook ft. Aliza
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She said Ye can we get married at the malllll? He said no, but he WILL be your New Years kiss. Well maybe not you, but definitely Aliza’s. Today Sofia is joined by internet sensation Aliza who gained overnight fame from her infamous No Jumper interview in 2021. Yes, THAT interview - you know the one. Aliza joined Sofia in New York City to give us ALL the tea on our favorite rappers and athletes. With both Kanye West AND Drake having her number blocked, you can only IMAGINE what else Aliza is about to spill…like that time Trey Songz peed on her. With Sofia enamored (jealous) by Aliza’s reality show-esque lifestyle, not only are we told never-before-heard stories, but we were also graced with a special guidebook on how you too can make some memories that you DEFINITELY won’t want your kids to know about. This weeks Sloot University Aliza puts her Slooty school girl outfit on and gives us the lowdown on everything you need to know. From how to get flown out, which cities are best for meeting up with celebrities, ways to ensure your safety, and even some of Aliza’s own personal horror stories so that you can learn from them. Finally, Aliza tells us about her life-threatening experience with a botched BBL surgery and gives a special PSA about cosmetic surgery to all the Sloots. If you thought Sofia is the girl you should be weary about bringing home to your parents, we may have found a Sloot to one up her.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA Sunday Scaries: http://www.sundayscaries.com promo code SOFIA for 25% off Pepper: http://www.wearpepper.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 09, 2022
79: Sloots And The City ft. Fabby
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Reunited once again, Sofia is joined by her bestie for the restie FABBY F BABY! It’s been a while since Fabby has graced the Sloot airwaves so there is TONS to catch up on, especially being that Fabby is now living in New York City! How lucky is the Big Apple to be infiltrated by Utah’s finest? Today Fabby takes us on her latest journey from Las Vegas to NYC filling us in on ALL the trials and tribulations occurring along the way - including a story about an unhinged roommate and secret nanny cams… In more important news, the girls come to the conclusion that New York City MAY be the best place to find your future husband (while also unpacking Sofia’s peeping tom fetish…which is only a tad concerning). Of course we can’t talk about the glory of living in the best city in the world without discussing the harsh realities that come with it. With a second recession well underway Sofia and Fabby unpack some not-so-ideal childhood memories that actually helped shape them financially, followed by tips for the Sloots to help prepare for this rough time ahead of us. Since it IS 2022, we can’t talk about finances without also talking about the bane of our existence: CRYPTO. Sloots, we know you pretend to care about it when that cute guy is babbling on and on, AT LEAST listen to our very own Fabby’s tragic crypto experience. NFT, Bitcoin, Bathing Ape, ETH, - we don’t fucking get it either. Finally, Sofia tells Fabby about a slightly creepy instagram page that your boyfriend more than likely already knows about, and one you NEED to know about. Yeah, there’s more that can be put in this description but I’m pretty sure you don’t wanna read anymore, just tune the fuck in Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for free Freshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA  AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST to save 20% on AZO vaginal health products OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 02, 2022
78: Are You Being Pocketed?
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SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME… Seriously. How proud is your partner to be with you? Are you their dirty little secret (shout out All American Rejects) or do they scream your name from the rooftops? Sloots, today Sofia is helping you figure out whether or not you are being POCKETED. You probably already know the answer to this, but sometimes you need someone to lay it all out for you - and that’s what Sloot University is for. Heading into this holiday weekend Sofia is doing A LOT. In light of her going on yet another tropical vacation (because her life is so hard), she vents about her gripes with the OVERLY organized community, specifically the ones on TikTok. You know the ones who are fully packed 3 days in advance for their trip with every moment of their itinerary planned out before they even arrive at the airport? Those people. Naturally, because she’s making fun of a group of people, it’s only right she made fun of herself. Sofia decided to find some of the best negative reviews about herself and read them for you all to enjoy. Staying humble is key! Finally, Sofia gives us the lowdown on EVERYTHING that went down during the recent Nelk Boys prank featuring Sofia (and the Sloot Media team). If you haven’t seen it yet, RUN don’t walk to Youtube. It’s some real wedding crasher shit people. Sloots, sit back and relax - because there’s nothing more relaxing than listening to someone whose life is more of a train wreck than yours.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md for a discounted price FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for free AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 26, 2022
77: We Broke Up
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I wish nothing but the best...for youuuuuuu *in Sofia's best Adele voice* Today is the big day Sloots. Well, every Thursday is a big day for us, but this one is MAJOR. Today Sofia is coming clean. We’re getting the FULL breakdown of Sofia’s break up. We know this has been a hot topic for quite some time now, surrounded by a lot of speculation - but you're FINALLY about to hear it from the horse's mouth...excuse me, Sloots mouth. Aside from the big news and juicy details you all have been dying for, Sofia also has a RIDICULOUS story about encountering ANOTHER ex in a way that would only happen to her...No seriously, if this situation didn't prove that we're living in a simulation, we don't know what will. Elon Musk, knock it the fuck off. Sofia also tells us about how she flew in Mother Sloot (because what else are you supposed to do when you're going through a breakup?), and not only did her mom come immediately - but also proceeded to kick her while she was down....Lola, you're a real one for that because sometimes you just NEED to hear it. Finally, Sofia tells us why in gods name was she dressed up as a stripper in front of "Rudy Giuliani". Whew, that was a mouthful and what a life Sofia lives...good thing we get to listen for pure entertainment! Listen with open arms, ears, and mouths Sloots - this one is a doozy.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Osea: http://www.oseamalibu.com use promo code SOFIA for 10% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 19, 2022
76: I Am Well ft. Mari Llewellyn
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Before getting into today’s AMAZING guest, Sofia gives a VERY important PSA regarding the potential overturning of Roe V. Wade. To be a Sloot is to be ENTIRELY about female empowerment, so you KNOW Sofia had some words to say about this public health crisis…and you ABSOLUTELY should too! Today Sofia is joined by entrepreneur and health and wellness GURU Mari Llewellen! In this episode Mari brings us into her world by explaining her journey starting from the VERY beginning to present day. Mari explains to Sofia step by step not only what it took to lose 100lbs SAFELY, but how she’s maintained her new lifestyle throughout life’s ups and downs. Mari then gets EXTREMELY vulnerable explaining what made her change her entire life around while also providing health and fitness tips for the Sloots. Together Sofia and Mari also unpack the stigma’s around mental health, more specifically with Mari educating us about her experience with Borderline Personality Disorder. Though this episode does not include a story about Sofia getting arrested or swinging from the Empire State Building, these two ladies are covering some REAL shit that sometimes we just need to hear. So come on Sloots: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get those sit ups righttt in…at your own pace of course! You got this. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 05, 2022
75: We're Hiring ft. Ali Azemar
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Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with That will be the sign you read as you enter the colony that Sofia and her friends are raising their kids on. No father in sight? No problem! Kidding (kind of). This week Sofia is joined by long time friend Ali Azemar! Together the two unpack the RIDICULOUS societal pressures surrounding women turning the big 3-0. What ever happened to thirty, flirty, and thriving? With Ali just turning the corner and Sofia’s birthday coming up in July, the girls express both their concerns and excitement about this new era they’re entering. From dealing with men who think you want to get married off the bat, to the idea of freezing your eggs sooner than later - the girls cover it ALL. But don’t fret! There are WAY more positives than negatives (like actually having money in your 30’s!) Next, Ali takes us on her unconventional journey that led her to where she is today as a product developer for a men and women’s healthcare company. She gives us ALL the tips and tricks to help us not only secure an interview, but land the job too! …And she may have told us some horror stories of what NOT to do as well. Finally, Ali exposes Sofia’s self proclaimed “worst trait about herself”. Sofia says these claims are blasphemous but we know by now to take her opinion with a grain of salt, right?  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  The Pill Club: http://heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 28, 2022
74: Fellatio Like A Pro
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If giving head was a college she’d be summa cum laude! SLOOTS, she’s back. Reporting from Sofia’s FAVORITE place on earth, Los Angeles! Before we get into the good stuff, Sofia breaks down and gives her VERY unsolicited opinion on Coachella and more importantly, Revolve Festival (aka Fyre Festival 2.0) - this opinion MAY be slightly biased considering Sofia was NOT invited…but that’s besides the point! Next (in typical Sofia fashion) she spends time COMPLETELY contradicting herself by telling us about her new found morning meditation routine. Don’t worry, she hasn’t COMPLETELY changed on us nor is she saying her life is that of a stable person, it’s just not falling apart entirely anymore (thanks to these tips). Lastly, we cover one of our (least) FAVORITE past times: the art of blowjobs. No, we’re not re-teaching the Gluck Gluck. That’s old news. Tune in to hear why pleasing your partner is not only imperative for your relationship, but good for the mind, throat, body, and soul. Open wide Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Osea: http://www.oseamalibue.com and use code SOFIA to get 10% off your first order Away Travel: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA for your 100 day trial Flex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA  Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 21, 2022
73: Do You Love Them Or The Idea Of Them?
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Second chances they don’t ever matter people never change! UNLESS you’re Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don’t fall directly in the “piece of shit” category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex Franco! Yes, everyone's FAVORITE e-girl is BACK! Together the two catch up on each other's lives discussing Sofia’s most recent vaginal crisis (STD free though!) and much like Jenny from the Block, Alex’s rekindled flame with her ex. Since love (or some other odor) seems to be in the air, Sofia felt it was appropriate to dive into the PAINFUL discussion of THEM vs. THE IDEA of them in today's Sloot University. I know it hurts Sloots, but it needs to be discussed. We know you envision a life of romance and 401K’s with Brad, but you need to open your eyes to your current reality, which is someone who punches walls when he gets “mad” and crusty sheets and cum towels that haven’t been washed since you last did it for him 3 months ago. Sometimes it’s better to rip the bandaid off now. But you know what they say, if you love something, set them free. If it comes back it’s yours - even if it's 18 years and three husbands later!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md/ for special discounted price Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 14, 2022
72: Free Bitcoin ft. John
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“It’s not my fault he’s like in love with me or something!” - John to Sofia after he made out with her boyfriend YES SLOOTS…Our king is BACK. 53 episodes later John Like the Bible has returned from war…and by war we mean the one he recently conquered with “Lisa”, Bitcoin, and the metaverse. More on that later. This week Sofia brings us up to date on ALL things John including his ~thriving~ love life, career, AND skateboarding skills. Promise it’s FAR more interesting than it sounds. The duo also dives into some interesting topics such as the “gay best friend” controversy, AND a fun game of “What Kind of Gay Are You?” (PS: If you’re a Lana gay we are JUDGING you - kidding…kinda). Finally, instead of Raya, John has a NEW dating app (website?) for us that is by far the WILDEST shit we have ever stumbled across. Just know going forward: no Macy’s bathroom is safe.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Freshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA  Dadgrass: http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 07, 2022
71: Self Acceptance > Self Help
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Get in Sloots, we’re self-accepting Sloots, we are FINALLY getting Sofia to ourselves again this week. So you know what that means: clear your schedule for your weekly dose of debauchery and shenanigans.  In the past 7 days, Sofia has managed to embarrass herself in front of the ENTIRE West Village impersonating Neil Armstrong AND was (almost) forcefully removed from her apartment building. Some may call it trouble in paradise, we just call it another day in the office. More importantly, for today's Sloot University we talk about a VERY necessary concept: FUCK SELF-HELP. Yes, you read that right. Throw out the books, unfollow that matcha-drinking, journaling girl on Tik-Tok, and PLEASE do not blow your paycheck at Sephora in the name of “retail therapy”. It’s NOT worth it. The real “self-improvement” begins when you SELF-ACCEPT, not when you throw out all your club clothes in place of the Lululemon BBL jacket. Think about it Sloots, actually don’t think - listen to this episode. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 31, 2022
70: Train Your Brain to Orgasm FAST ft. Stella Barey
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WE JUST WANNA DO CRAZY SHIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS Drum roll please…Our favorite Sloot-by-association has returned for a SURPRISE back-to-back episode! Sofia is joined by Stella Barey aka The Anal Princess yet again for an even WILDER episode than last. This week Sofia asks Stella for all ALL of the dirty details regarding well…EVERYTHING your dirty mind can think of. When we say this week is DIRTY, it’s a fucking understatement. Prepare to have your mind blown with the different tips, tricks, and kinks you probably haven’t even heard of yet…and TBH, some you may never want to hear again after this episode. Gynecologist and daddy daughter kinks, golden showers, and even scat play (don’t look it up) - Sloots, we cover it ALL. Together the girls also discuss their relationships with their parents and their jobs since they MAY be considered “less than admirable” by society, AND how you can learn how to orgasm EIGHT times in a row (good luck walking afterwards though). Finally, Stella leaves us with a story about an exclusive topless LA hotel where she left with multiple orgasms, AND gummy bears up her asshole. If we never had to give you a parental advisory before, this is the episode that needs it. Put your headphones in because you may be kicked out if they hear this.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Green Chef: http://www.greenchef.com/SOFIA130 Fit On: Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for FREE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 24, 2022
69: The Anal Princess ft. Stella Barey
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I think I just fell in love with a porn star…turn the camera on, she a born star! SLOOTS, gather around, we have a VERY special guest this week! Today Sofia is joined by Stella Barely aka The Anal Princess. Stella is a top 0.01% creator on Only Fans, a VIRAL sensation on Tik Tok, and a TRUE Sloot. Together the ladies cover A LOT of questionable but expected topics such as: narcissistic fathers, fucking men from homeless shelters, LA’s members only sex parties, and the realization of how many true geniuses work in the porn industry. Next, Stella lets us in on her upbringing by telling us about her history at NYU and UCLA, and about the time her dad bribed her with an unlimited AMEX card so she wouldn’t tell her mom he was cheating. Of course, we get to the good stuff as well. Like her namesake, Stella tells us about her FIRST anal experience and also gives us tips on how we can accept back door deliveries MUCH easier. Lastly, Sofia and Stella discuss making at home videos and how the hottest nude is the one we probably hate the most…raw and uncut. That goes for dicks we prefer too. Get comfy Sloots, there’s A LOT to take in here - and you never know, you may be hearing from The Anal Princess again VERY soon.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Flex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 17, 2022
68.5: To Live and Love Bomb (in NYC)
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CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADEEE OF YES! You heard it right! Sofia is BACK in the city so nice they named it twice…NEW YORK…NEW YORKKK *Frank Sinatra voice* This is a BIG deal…because well, IFYKYK. She barely made it there - but if she can make it there, she can make it anywhere, right? Okay we’re done with corny references, just had to get it out the system. This episode is an EXCITING one. Tune in to hear Sofia take you along her first few days back in New York City. Listen as she takes you through her luxurious new building, and the not-so-luxurious maggots she brought with her (a very traumatic experience for all parties involved). Next, Sofia lets us in on some ground breaking technological advances that literally EVERYONE else in the world knew about besides her. And in true Sofia fashion, the way she learned about this technology was NOTHING short of chaotic. You know how at 3 AM you think back to that REALLY embarrassing thing you did in 2012 and want to die? This is definitely gonna be one of those for Sofia. Finally, we have a not-so-appropriate Sloot University lesson on one of TikTok’s favorite buzzwords: LOVE BOMBING. We know the signs, we know how this is gonna end…but can we have some fun? Like is it THAT bad to be told that you’re someone's sun moon and stars only 36 hours after meeting them? Probably…but let’s use it to our advantage Sloots.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Ro Derm: http://www.roderm.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 10, 2022
68: So Long, Farewell ft. The Fam
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For a final farewell episode from the Utah home base, Sofia is joined by the people who know her best…Mother and Brother Sloot! Shockingly, all parties were able to make it through this recording with MINIMAL tears shed. Though this episode had every intention of being sentimental, leave it to Sofia’s family to make it fucking CHAOTIC. Together, Drapers Finest discusses Lola’s newfound mental clarity (thanks to a witch doctor?), Sofia’s fugitive status and how it’s actively ruining her life, and the MANY times Lola’s children have nearly sent her into cardiac arrest. We also felt it would be a good exercise for Sofia’s family to go through the men she’s dated and give their HONEST opinion…and to answer what you’re already thinking: YES, we talk about him too. SO much is covered in this episode like Lola’s nudes and Lucas’ take on modern maternity wear? A lot is going on, so gather round Sloots, we’re having a family dinner tonight.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 03, 2022
67: Sext Me When You Get Home
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It isn’t sex…it’s the next best thing! Sleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say…per usual. Have you ever woken up next to a male creature before and felt *something* poking you ever so slightly in the bum? Us too…well Sofia had a revelation about that this week which may make you hate your significant other. Sorry. Next, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Simon Leviev aka THE TINDER SWINDLER (PS…PLEASE check your DM’s sir, we are ready and willing). Sofia discusses her opinion on the swindler and the swindled and that one time she paid a guys phone bill (extremely embarrassing please respect our privacy at this time. Finally, we have a very necessary Sloot University on one of America’s favorite past times…SEXTING! We give you the ins and outs, ways to spice up the most bland sext, AND if you’re as lazy as Sofia, a generated sext-bot that can come up with some spicy things for you on the spot. If you’re listening to this with virgin ears around you, turn this shit UP because it’s time for them to learn a thang or two (if they’re above 18 of course!) Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Dadgrass: http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA for 20% off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 24, 2022
66: Know The Signs
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Runaway fast as youuuu can…seriously Welcome back Slooties! Not to be a hater of love and all things happy, but this week we focus on some of the perks of Valentine's Day ENDING. Don’t lie, you know you’re happy that shit is over too. Next, Sofia unpacks the wild world that is Keeping up with the Kardashians…and Kanye West. We unpack it from a micro level and discuss how dangerous the behavior we’re seeing truly is. Which leads us gracefully into this week's Sloot University which hones in on the MANY various types of abuse, and how it’s not always what you see in the movies. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sloots - just because he says it, it doesn’t mean he really loves you. We learn behaviors to watch out for and how to really look certain things in the eye, no matter how much it hurts.  TW: Domestic violence and abusive behavior National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Native Deodorant: http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first order Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 17, 2022
65: Sofia With No Job ft. The Morning Toast
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This just in: being canceled is the new blue checkmark! Home is where the heart is, and that’s why Sofia is FINALLY coming at you live from her home base AKA Lola’s house in Utah. Well, for half of the episode at least. Today Sofia is joined by podcasting royalty, Claudia Oshrey of The Morning Toast. Cheers to that! Get? Anyway, together, the two talk about some hard-hitting issues in the world…like how chaotic this season of RHOSLC has been. Get ready for a deep psychoanalysis of ALL of the housewives (when in reality Sofia should probably be doing this on herself). Next, the two shamefully discuss the times they were both canceled, how your embarrassing moment on social media WILL pass, and Claudia’s stint on Say Yes To The Dress. The two also give top tier advice on the reality of being an influencer and content creator, and trust…not all that glitters is gold Sloots. I know, sounds superficial but it’s real. Of course, even though we have a special guest, Sofia needed to talk about herself. She takes us along her NYC trip that she just returned from and explains how it turned into a 3-week bender filled with fireball, Pete Davidson, and a “girl” named Molly. It really never ends with Sofia, but that’s why you’re all still here right? Talk soon Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  The Flex Company: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 10, 2022
64: Friends With An F
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F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and Me… Welcome back Slootiez. This week we’re keepin’ it short and sweet in preparation for doomsday next week…aka Valentines Day. ANYWAYS - we cover the most important news of the 21st century this week aka Rihanna being pregnant. While we are SO happy for our kween, we’re already manifesting ways to figure out how we can come back in our next lives as her second child. We also go into a serious but necessary Sloot University regarding friendship. Not just friendship by itself, but being a friend when it’s HARD to be a friend. Everyone speaks so openly about mental illness, but how much do you really show up for your friends who are suffering from it? Today we’re learning how to show up for others while still saving time for ourselves. If there’s one thing about Sloots is that we stick TOGETHER, even when the going gets tough.  National Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 03, 2022
63: Call Her Sir ft. Stiff Socks
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Alexa, play “Yes Sir” by Chief Keef  Today Sofia is joined by some ILLUSTRIOUS guests: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of the Stiff Socks podcast! Much like the raunchy title of their show, things are about to get REALLY dirty around here. Together, the three dive into the many different aspects of a relationship including (but not limited to): finishing inside a girl, dirty talk, and anal play. You know, the important stuff. We also discovered that the new go-to name in bed is “Sir”…Daddy is DEAD. The trio also unpacks the many financial dilemmas that arise within relationships such as splitting the dinner bill, rent, and when you should and shouldn’t Venmo your partner (spoiler alert ladies: NEVER). Aside from a spicy conversation with our incredible guests, Sofia also recaps her most recent trip to LA, teasing an unsuspecting collaboration in the works and her soon-to-be RHOSLC cameo…needless to say, stay tuned Sloots.   Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 27, 2022
62: Sofia’s Declassified 20s Survival Guide
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There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox. We’re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven’t heard, Sofia is now TikTok’s newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an end due to her newfound fame. Once she snapped back into reality, Sofia then covers the most blood-sucking news of the week…Megan Fox and MGK’s engagement. At this point, we (unfortunately) know more about their relationship than we do ourselves. After devising her plan to sneak into their Twilight-themed wedding, Sofia moves on to the most important period of the week: SLOOT UNIVERSITY. This week, Professor Sloot embraces her motherly role and brings us in with a warm embrace. Whether you’re just entering or exiting your twenties, Sofia’s Declassified Survival Guide will help you get through them (or at the very least let you know you’re not the ONLY shit show around here). From student loans to job hunting, and outgrowing friends - Sofia has it ALL covered. Pencils and paper out Sloots, we know you needed this one.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Native Deodorant: http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first order Zola: http://www.Zola.com and use promo code SAVE50 for 50-percent off your save the dates Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 20, 2022
61: Your Anxiety Is Lying To You
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I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yet Welcome home Slooty Pebbles! It’s a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper’s asshole! No, seriously. This week we dive into A LOT of topics. First, Sofia gives us a rundown of her trip and tells a special story about how a Sloot spotted her out and about and felt it was appropriate to attempt to embarrass her in front of her friends. Next, we dive into the hottest (literally) story of the week regarding an Instagram model, Drake, a condom, and condiment. Something out of the four doesn’t belong! We dive into the topic of “trapping” and how no matter how rich he is…it’s pretty much NEVER worth it. Finally, In this weeks Sloot University we cover a very important topic: anxiety. Sofia unpacks the many different forms of anxiety, the harsh yet humorous reality about her struggles, and how much therapy honestly fucking sucks. But we support it! 2022 has started off HOT (Frank’s Red Hot specifically) and we are back to our regularly scheduled program! Love you Sloots Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Postmates: Use code SOFIA20 to get $20 off your first order of $30 or more. Just download the Postmates app Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/ click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in SOFIA to get a 60-day free trial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 13, 2022
60: Fingering, A Lost Art
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HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS!  Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6’2 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he’s 5’9. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don’t worry, we’ll wait…exactly. It’s almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It’s okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they’re gonna need it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to sixty-four thousand to join FitOn for free Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 06, 2022
59: How The In-Laws Stole Christmas
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Slootmas After some much needed TLC, Sofia is BACK from Hawaii and ready to celebrate Slootmas with her favorite people…THE SLOOTS! Today Sofia dives into the painfully stressful topic of in-laws, specifically for those that are lucky enough to have to spend the holidays with them! I know Sloots, it’s REALLY exhausting pretending that your boyfriend's mom's cooking is good and having to make fake conversation for three days but YOU GOT THIS. Mainly because Sofia is here to endure the pain with you. Listen along as you learn all the quick tips and tricks to survive the holiday break with your S/O’s wonderful family. In other more important news, the Kardashian kids are on Tik Tok! Naturally, Sofia had a ton to say about this - specifically Mason Disick, who is currently Sloot Media’s favorite star-child. Lastly, we cover aux cord etiquette, including all the do’s and dont’s of being the DJ of your friend group - an honor you TRULY don’t wanna mess up.  Happy Holidays Sloots, without you guys none of this would be possible. Be kind to yourselves and those around you this holiday season. Don’t forget to take care of yourselves. You deserve it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 23, 2021
58: Brother Sloot ft. Lucas
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Coming at you live from…well, the house they live in together! Sofia is joined by her brother, our very own, Lucas Franklyn! Who very recently turned 18 so watch out ladies! Together the two dive DEEP into their family dynamics which seem to be nothing short of a Meet The Fockers movie. Lucas then takes us into the Gen Z world of dating, Snapchat, and how he lied to his parents about losing his virginity…but not in the way you think. Finally, we hear QUITE the story about how a certain Sloot made her way to Lucas’ Snapchat and it didn’t go exactly how she planned. He gives some good insight on how one of you Sloot’s can become the lucky girl though. There’s no better way to kick off the holidays than with your little brother right? Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Zola: http://Zola.com/SOFIA and use promo code SAVE50 for fifty percent off your save the dates Bean Box : http://beanbox.com/SOFIA15 for 15% off purchases $40 or more  Hello Fresh: http://hellofresh.com/SOFIA14 and use code SOFIA14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 09, 2021
57: A Slootmas Gift Guide
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Santa baby, I want a yacht, and really...that's not a lot Do you guys smell that? It's the smell of spilled spiked egg nog because you decided to go through your boyfriend's phone when you guys were supposed to be watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special! Yes...it's the holidays Sloots. And per usual, with the holidays comes a whole lot of fuckery. Gift giving, more importantly: gift receiving, being forced to go to your Aunt Shirley's house who you hate - all wholesome activities that'll really put you in the holiday spirit, right? Luckily, Sofia is here to coach you every step of the way this holiday season with a VERY in-depth gift guide suitable for ALL budgets. In this episode, you'll find out who deserves a gift, who doesn't, and how much you should (or shouldn't) spend. Aside from helping you figure out which Old Navy cardigan you should get your boyfriend, Sofia then unpacks the overlooked beauty that is being talked through an orgasm. It's a real art form that you NEED to implement into your sex life. And if you don't have an active sex life, we have a Tik Tok for you that will give the same effect to you and your womanizer toy. Lastly, we have a special appearance from Sofia's younger brother Lucas, and there's also a prank call live on air? Clearly, things are a little unhinged around here, but it's the season of giving so who cares! Eggnog shots anyone? PSA: NEW HOLIDAY MERCH AVAILABLE NOW. RECEIVE 10% BY SUBSCRIBING TO TEXTS ONSOFIAFRANKLYN.COM Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! ShipStation : http://shipstation.com promo click on the microphone at the top and enter promo code SOFIA for a 60 day free trial and 2 months free shipping Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Talkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code  SOFIA for $100 off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 02, 2021
56: Save Our Sloots
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Let’s play 21 questions?  This is a special episode Sloots! There has been an INFLUX of advice needed from you guys so Sofia wanted to take some time to really help you guys out. Even though she needs all the help she can get, but that is NOT the point. What’s the phrase? “Do as I say, not as I do” - pretty sure Shakespeare said that. Anyway, before saving our Sloots, Sofia gives a little update about the current state of her life, and Alex gives a little update about the current state of her vagina. All imperative information as we prepare for Turkey day. A lot of vital advice was given in today's episode so open up your ears hearts and whatever other orifice you may possess and listen up! PSA: NEW HOLIDAY MERCH DROP ON BLACK FRIDAY, 11/26/21 and 25% OFF ALL PREVIOUSLY RELEASED ITEMS!! HAPPY SHOPPING SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days FREE access  Manscaped : http://manscaped.com/SOFIA for 20% off and free shipping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 24, 2021
55: So I F*cked Up My Last Interview. Let’s talk.
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TW: Eating disorder thoughts and behaviors FINALLY back in Utah, Sofia gets real this week. LA took a lot out of the Sloot Media team, but we’re back and thriving. For some exciting news, Sofia squirted for the first time in 5 years! A coveted feat that we should all aspire to reach. Next, we get REAL about eating habits, disorders, and some shit that just really needs to be discussed. Life is real, let’s take care of each other Sloots, this is a safe space for ALL. Let’s talk about it, even if it’s uncomfortable.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days FREE access  MVMT : http://MVMT.com/SOFIA for FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery  Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 18, 2021
54: Potential Breakup Song
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Breakup with your girlfriend, I’m bored And so are you, so it’s time. There is NOTHING worse than that grey area of KNOWING your relationship has ran its course, but being too much of a pussy to end it so you end up staying WAY too long…and it ultimately ends in disaster. No judgement though Sloots, because we’ve all been there before. That’s why this week Sofia is encouraging you and telling you exactly how to rip the bandaid off. Recording live from LA…still, Sofia recounts her past week in the city of Angels and why she will never be allowed back (that’s if she ever leaves to begin with). Finally, we have some new BJ tips for you all, because there’s never too many tricks to have up your sleeve!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA Talkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 11, 2021
53: The Backshot Basics
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Send her back to her boyfriend with a hand print on her…. You KNOW what comes after that. Reporting live from Los Angeles, today Sofia is breaking down the basics of doggy style, getting hit from the back, taking backshots…WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. When you’re face down, ass up, that’s more than likely the way your partner likes to fuck. You may think you know it all…but you truly do not. But besides from a professor at the most elite university in the land, Sofia is ALSO a news anchor, which means she naturally has to talk about the important things going on in the world…like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson being an alleged item…because what the fuck? Lastly, Sofia dives into ALL of her social media icks and cringes that hopefully NONE of the Sloots ever commit (PLEASE clean your room if you’re gonna take a mirror pic…we’re begging). We’re doing things a little different around here at Sloot Media as of late, but only onward and upward Sloots Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: BeanBox: http://beanbox.com/SOFIA and get your first Tasting Box for just $5 with promo code SOFIA ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo click on the microphone at the top and enter promo code SOFIA for a 60 day free trial and 2 months free shipping MeUndies: http://meundies.com/SOFIA for 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 04, 2021
52: They Always Come Back
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One time she punched me in the face…it was awesome And THAT is how your partner is gonna feel about you because this week Sofia is teaching you ALL about how to reclaim your power in a relationship! Boyfriend taking you for granted? Did you catch him looking at the girls on his Instagram timeline just a LITTLE too long before scrolling? Don’t worry, Sofia’s got you. After today’s Sloot University seminar you will have ALL the tips and tricks that will have him eating right out of your hands…and pussy! Next, Sofia discusses the many theories behind why guys cum in so many women…and I promise it is NOT because he “really” likes you…or whatever bullshit he’s feeding you while he’s ripping your tampon out of your vagina. Because apparently, people are doing that nowadays. Just another day in the office here at Sloot Media! Listen up bitches.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA to get a 60 day free trial The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control  Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 28, 2021
C13Features Presents: Treat, Starring Kiernan Shipka
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A perfect town comes with a terrifying price. From C13Features comes Treat, a podcast movie starring Kiernan Shipka as Allie West, an unpopular teenager who is dealing with issues beyond her years while struggling to fit in with her seemingly perfect small town. But, on one Halloween night, everything changes, and she discovers that her town’s idyllic image comes at a deadly cost. As she learns about the mysterious Piper’s powerful hold on the town, she, along with her younger brother, realize they are the only ones who can save their community before it’s too late. Can Allie West help rescue her family, and their town, and even herself, from its evil past and own demise? Grab some popcorn, and get lost in your imagination in this new thrilling and frightening podcast movie experience, Treat, from C13Features, a Cadence13 Studio. Available now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 26, 2021
51: A Slooty Halloween
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COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS Angel Halloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do’s and dont’s to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, Sofia just found out about a NEW morning after pill called Ella that allegedly blows Plan B out the water…and listen closely because if your Halloween is as Slooty as it should be, you’ll definitely be purchasing this after the weekend. Finally, we dive into the age old debate regarding paying for sex. Just because your boyfriend spent the last $50 in his bank account on Throat Goat Gabby’s Only Fans, is that REALLY cheating? Eh, to each his own I guess! Shit is getting super spooky out here Sloots…be safe!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Postmates: Use code SOFIA for 50% off of your first 5 orders of $50 of more  Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription  Talkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code  SOFIA for $100 off MVMT: http://mvmt.com/SOFIA for 15% off and FREE shipping and returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 21, 2021
50: Pu$$y Eating Playbook (and the Untold Story of Sofia with an F)
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IT’S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUT HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl’s favorite podcast and your mother’s worst nightmare (unless she’s a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sloot University seminar on one of everyone’s favorite past times: EATING PUSSY. Carpet munching, fellatio, cunnilingus if you will. This is for EVERYONE who’s ever eaten or been interested in eating at the restaurant downstairs. It’s a 5 star establishment we should ALL try. Reservations aren’t hard to get either! Finally, Sofia tells a story about how SWAF REALLY came together including all of the tears, alcohol, and trauma that went down while trapped in an Airbnb with 2 randoms. Get your Kleenex ready Sloots, there are A LOT of tears of happiness in this one.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control.  Adam and Eve: http://adamandeve.com promo code SOFIA for free shipping ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA60 for a 60 day free trial MeUndies: http://meundies.com/SOFIA for 15% off your first order and free shipping Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 14, 2021
49.5: The Laws Of Playboys ft Robert Greene
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Mile high club? Sofia has entered the NO FLY CLUB Seriously. Sofia is back (we’re just as surprised as you are) but this time with more baggage to add to her already concerning past! Not only has she been denied global entry TWICE, she is now on the no fly list! The appeal is still pending, prayers are welcomed. Sofia tells an exhilarating story about a Karen that she encountered on her flight to NYC and how an emergency landing was almost needed. As if that wasn’t enough, once Sofia finally (barely) made it to NYC, she encounters an old “friend” who she airs out on this episode! Fun! Finally, Sofia is joined by the REAL Professor Sloot, Robert Greene, for a continuation of their conversation about the Art of Seduction. A lot has gone on this week, just try to keep up Sloots. Big things are coming ;)  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Zola: http://Zola.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://hellofresh.com/14SOFIA Ouai: http://theouai.com promo code SOFIA Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 07, 2021
49: The Art Of Seduction ft. Robert Greene
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Seduction is about power and manipulation as much as it is about romance How GOOD is your sexy voice? You may want to start practicing. Kidding, but not really. This week Sofia is joined by the illustrious Robert Greene, the author of infamous books such as The 48 Laws of Power and The Art of Seduction. Robert is a SIX time international bestseller, but OF COURSE, he made time for the Sloots in his busy schedule. I mean, duh? Together the VERY unsuspecting duo dives deep into the importance of toying with the subconscious while dating. You will learn how even the SMALLEST things can make someone fall hard for you. Sloots, you just gotta know how to play the game, and today at Sloot University you’re gonna learn.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control.  Door Dash: code SOFIA to receive 25% off your first order with Door Dash. Subject to change, terms apply.  Talk Space:http://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 dollars off Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 30, 2021
48: Sex Elliptical
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Please stop making fake Versace… TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  And if Apple Watches weren’t already bad enough…this week Sofia tells us a ROLLERCOASTER of a story that gives you reason #837 to get rid of that godforsaken thing. Seriously, they’re nothing but trouble - and an immediate report to the fashion police. Speaking of fashion (this is becoming a reoccurring thing, Vogue, watch out), we are giving you the IN’S AND OUT’S of how to not only get away with that fake designer bag of yours, but how to spot them as well! Because we ALL know that girl who has 11 different Chanels and you CANNOT wrap your head around how the fuck she got them. I mean, bartending at your local bar and doing lashes on the side only makes SO much money. Finally, Sofia gives her condolences to Gabby Petito, her loved ones, and ALL of the women around the world that are missing or battling domestic violence. Abuse does NOT discriminate and we must do what we can to protect each other, if no one is going to protect us.  National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Grove: http://grove.com/SOFIA to receive a FREE starter set with your first order AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual Protection Ship Station: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA for 60% off Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 23, 2021
47: Friendzone To F*ckzone
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I could put a ball in the end zone, put a bad bitch in the friend zone… With some inspo from Jack Harlow, Sofia is helping the DUDES this week. Guys, how long have you been stuck being her shoulder to cry on but not her dick to ride on? Well thanks for Sofia and Sloot University, we’re getting you the fuck out of there and into some pussy. Not only are you getting OUT of the friendzone, but you’re about to flip the game on her. For the lady Sloots, Sofia is presenting some life changing info that’s gonna REALLY make you look in the mirror. How in touch are you with your feminine energy? Is it turning men away? Is this why your dating life is drier than your grandmas vagina? You’re about to find out. Lastly, Sofia rips NYFW to shreds, saying ALL the shit you guys have been thinking…like why the FUCK is A****** R** at the Met Gala? This will probably all get taken back when Sofia is invited next year but hey, we live for today right?  FollowSofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREE AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual Protection Grove: http://grove.com/SOFIA to get your exclusive offer Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA to get your dermatology visit and save fifteen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 16, 2021
46: F*ck Me Through The Phone
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Or FaceTime me that p*ssy if its…cool Sloots, it’s time to dust the cobwebs off your cooter-cats. Sofia is giving out some VITAL information this week. Sloot University has saved your life on multiple occasions, but this week it’s REALLY about to up your game. How many times has your man begged you (in that little bitch boy voice) on FaceTime to “just show me pleaseee!”  Luckily for you, Sofia will be teaching you ALL the ins and outs of FaceTime sex and how to pull it off in ways that even the top earner on OnlyFans would envy. Prop your phone up and spread your vagines, we’re putting on a show. Hope your FBI agent isn’t watching, unless you’re into that sort of thing. Next, Sofia breaks down the ONLY guide to men that you will ever need: The Rich-Hot Matrix. Derived from the infamous Crazy-Hot Matrix YouTube video that took the internet by storm years ago. Sofia breaks down her scientific scale telling you EXACTLY where the man of your dreams lies, based off of many many years of research of course. Finally, we found out that Tik Tok in it’s entirety is a snitch and is out to ruin your relationship. No, SERIOUSLY. A new feature has been discovered that will get you, or your shady boyfriend, in all SORTS of trouble if one of you slips up. Just another week in the office Sloots, just another week in the office.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREE Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA for your free trial Talkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 09, 2021
45: Avoid The Trap
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Hello hello baby you called I can’t hear a thing…KIDDING, I heard EVERYTHING To NO ONE’S surprise, Sofia now has yet ANOTHER beef she’s involved in. Not really, but there are some hating ass bitches out there. This week Sofia tells us a little story about an influencer who made the cardinal sin of talking shit by sending a message where she was talking shit about Sofia, TO SOFIA. I know you feel the second hand embarrassment. Full body CRINGE. Clearly it went down the DM this week because Sofia then breaks down the recently developed Scott Disick vs Kourtney Kardashian drama. This scandal is the inspiration of this weeks Sloot University where Sofia breaks down the type of men you need to avoid at ALL costs. Nothing worse than a bitter bitch ex, right? Mama’s boy? AVOID. Club Promoter? Run for the HILLS. Cheap? Hide your wallets. Finally, although we’ve grown up, there’s always room for just A LITTLE bit of toxicity. That’s why Sofia will be teaching you a hack to MAKE SURE your boyfriend answers ALL of your phone calls…whether he knows it or not. 100% success rate on this one. Some juicy shit is going down this week, and we don’t just mean what your sex toy made come out of you. Listen up, Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  DoorDash: http://doordash.com/SOFIA for 25% off your first order Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA Azo: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for a 30 day free trial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 02, 2021
44: The Dick Riding Blueprint
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Sofia is BACK yet again and ready to do what she does best, call everyone out on their shit. Including herself! This week Sofia dives into the amazing world of pick me. You know that girl who gets in front of guys and loses her fucking mind? The one who will do ANYTHING for male approval? Yes, THAT girl. Next, Sloot University is BACK in session for a much needed lesson. What’s the longest you can go while on top? You know it’s no longer than 60 seconds, don’t lie. Lucky for you, Professor Sloot is here to save the day with ALL of the tips, tricks, and step by step instructions to have you doing stunts on your man's dick that would make Meg Thee Stallion proud. Lastly, Sofia unpacks the fundamentals of internalized misogyny and the fact that no matter who you are, you’ve fallen victim to this too. Together, we can all stop being hating ass bitches. Sloots support Sloots, get with it or get lost.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA15 Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 26, 2021
43: Obsessed With His Ex
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So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins… Welcome to Sofia with an F! Today Sofia opens up with some disturbingly…weird news? Professor Sloot then sits down for yet ANOTHER imperative Sloot University course with a lesson that you’re gonna want to put to the test ASAP. Today you’re learning about FOREPLAY. Foreplay is more than the steamy make out before he disappoints you in bed. It’s the tactics you can use to control his mind even BEFORE you get to the bedroom. Lastly, Sofia gets vulnerable with us. When was the last time you stalked your mans ex? You know the addresses of the last THREE girls he hooked up with before you started dating right? STOP. Sofia is about tell you how to battle your insecurities and how to stop self sabotaging your own relationship. The summer session is almost over Sloots so pay attention! You know you want to graduate on time.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14SOFIA Talk Space: http://www.talkspace.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 19, 2021
42: Narcissists Anonymous
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SOFIA FRANKLYN IS GETTING A BBL! Kim and Kylie are QUAKING. No seriously, that is our fearless leaders spontaneous decision of the week. We’ll see where we’re at 7 days from now. WELCOME BACK TO SOFIA WITH AN F! This week Sofia is, of course, back on her bullshit. Aside from her impending body reconstruction surgery, we get into some fun stuff today. Are you SICK of seeing your boyfriend (who’s not really your boyfriend) scroll through his Instagram feed and watching him quickly scroll past Sommer Ray girate her oiled up ass? You and everyone else…well, except your boyfriend. Luckily for you, Sofia is breaking down the laws of social media with your significant other. Professor Sloot then takes us on a VERY important lesson on how to identify and rid yourself of the narcissists in your life. They’re around you…and they WILL try to ruin you with no remorse - because they simply don’t feel anything! Finally, Sofia spits some HARD HITTING facts that may have you looking at your wrists and feet just a tad differently…it’s all out of love though. Only the best for the Sloots, and that’s what the fuck you’re getting. Toodles! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Azo: http://azoproducts.com Grove: http://www.grove.com/SOFIA for a free starter set on your first order! Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA to start your free trial! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 12, 2021
41: Quit Your Day Job
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Ever looked at your post-orgasm face in the reflection of the screen after you just came from yet ANOTHER shitty porn video? It’s okay, we’ve all been there.  WELCOME BACK SLOOTY PEBBLES! Another week of debauchery and motherly advice from our Queen Sloot am I right? This week Sofia takes us on a rollercoaster of topics that will REALLY have you reconsidering some things. Before we get into that, it’s worth noting that there MAY be Sloot Media baby sitting applications going out soon…just tune in and you’ll understand. BTW, no prior experience necessary! Sofia then indulges in the hot topic of PORN…not in the way you think though. She recently received a VERY interesting perspective that seems to be plaguing more men than not. Finally, with a very important word from Ms. Greedy herself, we get some MUCH needed inspo to get off our asses and be the bo$$ a$$ $loots that we were born to be. The life you want to live is RIGHT in front of you girlfriend, go grab it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA promo code: SAVE50  Bright Cellars: http://www.brightcellars.com/SOFIA50 for 50% off your first SIX (6) bottle box of wine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 05, 2021
40: Sorry, He Hates You
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Ladies…is he only fucking you through the hole of his boxers? Do you only get called over at 3 AM after he’s drank 20 beers? You may be entitled to financial compensation. This week Sofia gets DEEP in her bag of honesty for both girls AND guys. Listen, we’ve all been the girl who has overplayed our role in a guy's life, only for him to view you as just a personal sex doll. Joined by producer Alex, Sofia breaks down ALL of the signs that you NEED to watch out for so you can see past your rose colored glasses and realize that…he’s just not into you, just by the way he fucks you. But don’t worry, you’re about to learn A BUNCH of tricks so you can flip that shit right back on him. You thought you were a “savage” before? Just wait. Next, Sofia taps into the hellish world that is dating apps. Men, you will learn EXACTLY why you’re struggling to find a match, and why no one is responding to your messages…PSA: LEAVE FISH PHOTOS IN THE CAMERA ROLL. Even though it’s a hot girl summer, Sloot University is ALWAYS in session - and you’re gonna be glad you attended these classes. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com Talk Space: http://www.talkspace.com/ promo code SOFIA for $100 off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 29, 2021
39: Shoot Your Shot ft. Racquel Natasha
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You miss 100% of the tequila shots you don’t take…or something like that. TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  Queen Sloot is BACK! After a much deserved week off, Sofia is reporting LIVE from Milan with a very special guest. Joined by Racquel Natasha, the girls cover A LOT of ground - literally, they wrecked a 5-star hotel in Europe, and Sofia has the battle scars to prove it. Together the duo discuss some very serious matters, and of course some fun shit too including: how to get laid in Mykonos, how vacation sex is the BEST sex, and how you should ALWAYS shoot your shot. Racquel also opens up about her relationship with late musician Avicii, her experience with miscarriage, and her mental health. Sloots, check on the people around you, you never know what someone is battling. Someone is ALWAYS listening, please do not be afraid to reach out. The National Sexual Assault Hotline is available 24/7 and can be contacted at 1-800-656-4673 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14sofia MVMT Watches: http://mvmt.com/SOF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 22, 2021
38: A Switzerland Sloot Story ft. Mystic Michaela
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Reporting LIVE from a Switzerland jail, Sofia is back! Since she has officially gone to ALL ends of the earth to try and grasp why her life is the way it is, she has finally resorted to a medium! A high-end, world renown, medium of course. Only the best for the Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Mystic Michaela, a celebrity medium specializing in reading auras and guiding people through spirit to live their true authentic lives. Michaela breaks down each part of Sofia’s aura and finally helps us get to the bottom of how she’s made it 28 years on this planet. Turns out she’s really not all that bad! Michaela also helps us understand how we can all open our third eye and channel parts of ourselves we didn’t know existed. Sofia also gives us a FULL play by play on her European global thot trot and how she’s well on her way to becoming an international fugitive! There’s some real paranormal shit going on, Sloots. Buckle up! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Noom: www.noom.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 08, 2021
37: The Breakup Bible
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Who better to coach you through your breakup than the person who can barely keep her own afloat! Welcome back to Sophia with a PH! Because having a healthy pH balance is imperative even though the guy cumming in you is throwing it all off! Sloots, this week Sofia unpacks A LOT and addresses some very pressing information, like why the fuck has Demi Rose been featured on the Daily Mail every single day for the past four years? Who is that you ask? Open up snapchat, we guarantee she’s there waiting for you. We also learn to hack the dark web and visit a website Sofia “found” that tells you every happy ending massage parlor near you. Don’t worry, you’ll get all the details as to how you can get your rub and tug on as well. We also attend the most important Sloot University seminar yet: how to get through a breakup! Which you KNOW you need since you still contemplate texting your ex from 2 years ago every time you take a shot of tequila. It’s okay Sloots, we’ve all been there, and Sofia is here to save the day, or ruin it - never know til you listen! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 01, 2021
36: Sloot Group Therapy ft. Nedra Tawwab
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It’s about time we got a real therapist in this bitch right?  Gather round Sloots, today Sofia is joined by world renown therapist, Nedra Tawwab! Together the unlikely duo discuss all things THERAPY! Something we can ALL use more of. Nedra breaks down the importance of destigmatizing mental health issues, and the many different types of therapy - several of which already exist in your day to day life! SPOILER ALERT: she even said this podcast is one of them! How’s that for a mental health update! Nedra also puts Sofia through a series of thought provoking questions that will probably make you reconsider your own existence as well. We learn that rest, self care, and putting your phone down are some of the MOST important things you can do - except don’t put it down yet…listen to this episode first. She DID say this is therapy too after all!    Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14sofia AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 24, 2021
35: Moving To LA
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What happens when there’s 3 Sloots and 1 man covered by a thinly veiled Kimono? You’re about to find out.  Sofia is BACK in all of her chaotic and cancellable glory…alongside new merch available NOW! This week Sofia takes us on a VERY cinematic play by play of her and Sloot Media’s stay in Los Angeles. As per usual, copious amounts of questionable substances, naked men, and aggressive bouncers were all involved. Nothing the gang can’t handle! But stay tuned, a Sloot content house is on the horizon. Watch out Hype House!  Professor Sofia is also back with another Sloot University segment, teaching us the importance of TRUE self confidence and the power of betting on yourself. Now when your parents ask if you learned anything in school today, you actually have something to tell them. If you ever wanted a blue check mark, now is your chance. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 18, 2021
34: LA’s Secret Sex Dungeon ft. WeezyWTF
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Get in Sloots, we’re going to a sex dungeon.  Coming at you live from the city of Angels, Sofia is joined by Weezy of Whorrible Decisions! Since Weezy last visited the Sloots, A LOT has gone down. She tells us about her new TV show Sex Sells and all of her escapades that occurred during filming. Sex dungeons, golden showers, and even naked yoga! Sofia also clears the air about her sexuality, which she wasn’t even exactly sure of until this episode. Happy Pride! Sofia and Weezy also tell us NEVER before heard stories of their adventures in both NYC and LA. The duo also breaks down the different tiers of dating, monogamy, and the harsh reality that broke dick really can be the BEST dick. Lastly, Sofia and Weezy FINALLY decided that they will be hooking up in the near future (as if we didn’t know that already). Coming to an Only Fans near you! Get your wallets out Sloots.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 10, 2021
33: Sofia's Water Broke
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Coming to a PTA meeting near you, Sofia and her hellchild!  Yep! Sofia is having a baby! Clear your schedule because everyone knows she is NOT watching after that thing. Baby Sloot was decided upon AFTER Sofia abandoned her boyfriend and a Sloot Media employee at the St. Regis hotel to fend for themselves while she proceeded to get blackout drunk - only to wake up in a random hotel room next to a couple partaking in intercourse! Just Sofia things. Sofia also teaches us a VERY important Sloot University lesson regarding GIRL CODE, telling us all the do’s and dont’s of friendship in womanhood…which we know she knows ALL about. PRO TIP: Sending pussy pics to your friends boyfriend is a no go! Anyway, Sofia’s baby is screaming and she’s probably in a ditch somewhere so tune in! Baby Alessi has a new friend! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 03, 2021
32: 911? It's me
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Beyoncé said she’s on demon time, so we are too.  Sofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she’s also the cause for all major issues in the world! Health is wealth! We also learn an NSA-level hack that will 100% make you lose sleep at night. And finally, thanks to our girl Larsa Pippen, we do a psychoanalysis of the cis-male brain...or lack there of. Just another week of regularly scheduled chaos over here Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 27, 2021
31: Toxic Relationship Diet ft. Antonella
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There's a hot NEW diet pill! It’s called a toxic relationship - and you probably already take it daily!  We have a new Sloot in town! This week Sofia is joined by her FAVORITE cousin Anto, who happens to be producer Alex’s older sister. Together the girls open pandora's box by unleashing stories from their most TOXIC relationships. Anto tells us about the time her impoverished ex stole her car and made her perform X-Games moves outside of a Wells Fargo. Sofia then tells us a tale about one of her former Prince Charming’s and a not-so-sweet threesome they had...some real notebook-esque sh*t going on here. The girls then let us in on TWO new hacks about how to achieve your BEST selfie yet, and how to COMPLETELY compromise your partners Instagram. We never said we were the healthiest b*tches out here, but we’re definitely helpful.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/   Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA MeUndies:  http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12sofia Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 20, 2021
30: Ketamine Kweens ft. Fabby
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Call Child Protective Services! Baby Alessi just went down her first K Hole! Joined again by the fabulous Fabby F Baby, Sofia is turning things UP a notch. This week we learn that in typical Sofia fashion, not only is she a felon, but she’s now been denied global entry! Guess she’s really staying in Utah forever. The girls then take us down memory lane recalling one of their finest nights when Sofia lost ALL motor skills due to a little ketamine/cocaine mix up…it could honestly happen to anyone right? We also get some tips on how to achieve your BEST orgasm and even a recollection of the girls best orgasms to date. Overall, things are going well for the girls, but it just wouldn’t be normal if there wasn’t some *chaos* sprinkled in the mix.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 13, 2021
29: Nothing Worse Than A Hot Girl - ft. Nikki Glaser
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  Surprise! Sofia’s moving to Miami AND she’s going to be a Real Housewife! This week the Queen Sloot is joined by superstar comedian, Nikki Glaser. While these two may be the funniest women on earth, this episode actually gets PRETTY deep. Together the ladies discuss self-esteem, the scientific differences between the male and female orgasm (IF he can even give you one, right?), and the clusterf*ck world that is dating. Sofia also gives us some personal life updates including her upcoming move to Miami and her soon-to-be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City casting. As usual, her life is all over the place but hey - it’s her world, we’re just Sloots living in it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 06, 2021
28: Boyfriend Update
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IN CASE you want to know if he's cheating on you...we've got you covered. And we’re cheating back! This week Sofia gives us a MAJOR relationship update involving her upcoming move back to New York City, which is causing quite the riff in her relationship. It’s no big deal though because Queen Sloot is getting BACK in the game and she needs to know…how far is too far? Is flirting REALLY cheating? Don’t lie, we’ve all done it. Joined by her cousin Alex, Sofia teaches another illustrious Sloot University lesson and this one…has a scent? Sofia also lets us in on a BRAND NEW hack to catch your sleazy boyfriend cheating. These b*tches are! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Eearnest: http://www.earnbrest.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/sofia12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 29, 2021
27: Scissor Sisters ft. Fabby
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FABBY F BABY. PLEASE SAY THE BABY…is motherf*cking BACK! This week Sofia is joined by her best friend of all time, Fabby! You thought you heard it all the last time Fabby graced the Sloots with her presence, but you’re in for a surprise. Mugshots and foursomes have nothing on the stories you’re about to hear. Together the duo dive into EVERYTHING plastic surgery (pro tip: South Korea is the move) and for all the bachelors out there, the girls also give detailed descriptions of the type of hu$bands they want. Last but not least, we FINALLY get to hear the steamy (literally) details of the INFAMOUS virginity story! Things get a little…wet n wild in this episode. Save water, shower with a friend. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Uqora: http:// http://www.uqora.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 22, 2021
26: Stick To TikTok
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Sofia got a nature valley bar inside her pussy this past weekend! Watch out granola people. Sofia recaps her weekend where she addresses the shit that was said about her recently, her take on ugly men, and her hatred of nerds. Listen before you judge! She also talks about her worst date and the BEST tip to get out of one. Lastly, queefing. Let’s talk about it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  MeUndies:  http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA  Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 15, 2021
25: Hey Siri, Schedule Sex ft. The Skinny Confidential
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Does the threesome count if he didn’t actually put the tip in?  Joined by Lauren and Michael Bosstick of The Skinny Confidential, Sofia does what she does best and meddles her way into ALL the juiciness of their relationships. From threesomes, shrooms, to running a business, Sofia gets the 411 on EVERYTHING from the Dear Media power couple. Sofia also discusses addiction and how important it is to make time for your relationship…have you ever scheduled a set time to have sex? It might just save your relationship. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Better Help : http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Earnet: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 01, 2021
24: Celeb Exposé
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These chicks don’t even know the name of my band... Wondering how to get backstage at your favorite artists concert? Better yet, wanna go back to his hotel with him? OF COURSE you do you dirty little Sloot. Don’t worry, this week Sofia’s got you covered on ALL the tips and tricks on how to secure a night of ecstasy (take that as you will) with your FAVORITE celeb...and honestly, it’s not as hard as you think. G Eazy, we’re looking at you. Sofia also tells us a NEVER before heard story involving a very interesting night with a certain actor, followed by her getting kicked off a private jet by a Hollywood director. Joined by Alex, the two also discuss their biggest ick’s and turnoffs with guys, even the pettiest ones you’re afraid to admit. P.S. water shoes Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA FabFitFun: http://www.fabfitfun.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 25, 2021
23: Utah's Least Wanted ft. Indy Blue
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The BEST place to call someone out for talking sh*t is your own podcast. Sofia is BACK and is joined by cult leader, Indy Blue! For the FIRST time we get a in-depth look at what life is like growing up as a young woman in the Mormon church and we learn quite a few things! Have you ever heard of the Provo Push? Maybe you should try it. Indy also explains her “beef” with Addison Rae, life as a young mom (shout out baby Seven), and her brand Lonely Ghosts. If you don’t want to move to Utah after this episode then you probably never will. Love you say it back, Sloots.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 18, 2021
22: If You Give a Slut a Breadcrumb
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This might be hard to hear… but if he wanted to he would. Sofia missed the Sloots so she felt some alone time was needed so we could catch up on some things. Joined by her producer/cousin/bad influence Alex, Sofia recounts her first night back on the town just last weekend and the bullsh*t that occurs when she decides to leave the house…and apparently her new name is Sofia Richardson? Sofia also introduces us to the contraceptive of the future, GALACTIC CAPS! It’s a sticker for your wiener hole. Lastly, class is back in session with a NEW Sloot University lesson teaching you all how to not be THAT girl…and you know what that means. Listen up, midterms are approaching! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Betterhelp: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Nutrafol: http://www.nutrafol.com/SOFIA  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 11, 2021
21: Hit Em With The Prenup ft. Mrs. Dow Jones
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Because when he leaves your ass he’s gonna leave with half... In honor of celebrating bad ass women this March, Sofia is joined by finance expert Haley Sacks aka Mrs. Dow Jones. If you’re wondering EXACTLY how to become the independent and rich boss b*tch that you are, you’ve come to the right place. Mrs. Dow Jones breaks down the ins and outs of finance in only a way a TRUE Sloot knows how with ridiculous banter and inappropriate sex comments of course. In this episode, the two discuss the beginner steps on how to start investing, how to strategically spend your money, and even how to convince your boy toy to get you that Chanel (ps. it’s an investment). HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Stitchfix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: htttp://www.getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 04, 2021
20: OnlyFans at 1M ft. Lena The Plug
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Thinking about starting an Only Fans? The QUEEN is here to tell you exactly how.  This week Sofia hangs out with Lena The Plug, and with her encouragement, Sofia will be trying A LOT of new things (including watching lactation porn). Together the two discuss unconventional entrepreneurship, how Lena made over $1 MILLION dollars last year, and some tips you should consider if you’re starting a career in social media. Lena also takes us into the world of porn, how she introduced threesomes to her boyfriend, and tells us ALL about her pregnancy. Sex work is the best work Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA  Framebridge: SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 25, 2021
19: Free Raya Pass ft. John
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Have you been trying to get on Raya? Let's go sloots.  This week, Sofia is reunited with John as he pays a visit back to Utah. John catches us up on his latest antics including his recent move to New York City and a life altering experience that surprisingly changed his life for the better. The duo also recounts a RIDICULOUS Vegas story from their high school days that they definitely shouldn’t have made it out alive from…but luckily for us, they live to tell the tale.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Function of Beauty: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA  Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Liquid IV: SOFIA Nutraful: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 18, 2021
18: I'm Single for V-Day
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Sofia is convinced she is getting cheated on so this year, we will be celebrating GALENTINES Day. Seriously f*ck Valentines Day! I don’t want no Valentine I just want Valentino! This week, Sofia talks about her newfound feud with Howard Stern, teaches new hacks you can do to catch a cheater AND make money. Class is also back in session with a VERY controversial Sloot University lesson, followed by a step by step Slootorial on how you can have the BEST Galentines day with the girls. Love is in the air Sloots. Kind of.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Meundies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA  Roman: http://GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 11, 2021
17: PhDs and HSP's ft. Mayim Bialik
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CALLING ALL HSP’S! This week Sofia is joined by Mayim Bialik, a four time Emmy Award nominee, Critics’ Choice Award winner, AND a neuroscientist. Safe to say the two have A LOT in common! Together the two discuss the science behind mental health, what it was like growing up as a child star, and how we ALL are on the spectrum of mental illness. But if you know anything about Sofia, you knew she was already a little different. We’re all our own type of crazy. PLUS, they discuss the Madonna-whore Complex. Enjoy! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://HelloFresh.com/SOFIA10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 04, 2021
16: The Truth ft. Paige Lorenze
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners regarding sexual assault and abuse.  This week, Sofia is joined by lifestyle model and content creator Paige Lorenze. Paige lets Sofia in on all of the intimate details regarding her former relationship with actor Armie Hammer. Sofia and Paige dive deep into the reality and potential risks of BDSM and other non-normative sexual practices. The girls also discuss the blurred lines of consent, how trauma can affect the mind and body for years to come, and the strength it takes to speak out against ones abuser. Check out Paige’s Instagram @paigelorenze and Youtube channel at youtube/paigelorenze Help is available and you are never alone. The National Sexual Assault Hotline is available 24/7 and can be contacted at tel:1-800-656-4673 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.comSOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 28, 2021
15: I Promise He’ll Call You Back After This ft. Shan Boodram
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FINALLY Sofia is joined by a real life professional. Shan Boodram is a leading sexologist, relationship expert, and dating coach. Our prayers have been answered! Together the two discuss the real meanings of self love, how FWB can turn into marriage, breakdown love as an addiction, and how to get through withdrawals after a breakup...because let’s be real- LOVE IS A DRUG. Shannon puts Sofia through a self confidence exercise that we ALL should try. Also, if you’re anything like Sofia and can’t let some fuckgirl behaviors go, don’t worry, there is still plenty in this episode. Check out Shan’s IG @shanboody  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/Sofia Liquid IV: SOFIA Calm: www.calm.com/SOFIA Noom: www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: www.getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 21, 2021
14: The Gang Is Back ft. Alex & Baby Alessi
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Will the REAL Alex please stand up!? This week Sofia is joined by her favorite cousin who also doubles as her assistant! Together the two invite you behind the scenes of Sofia with an F, exploiting the shit show that ensues every week. Strippers, cocaine, mental breakdowns - real Wolf of Wall Street shit is going down at Sloot Media. Alongside Alex, Baby Alessi also makes a BIG comeback and steals the show…and some brand deals. Sofia also updates us on her recent embarrassment of Zack Bia leaving her on read and even some VERY scary nudes the girls have received.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/SOFIA Framebridge: www.framebridge.com/SOFIA Takecareof: www.takecareof.com promo code SOFIAF50 Meundies: www.meundies.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 14, 2021
13: Mr. and Mrs. Sloot
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  To kickstart 2021 Sofia is joined by the infamous GHOSTWRITER aka Milfhunter. Together the two discuss some of their most personal moments that shaped who they are today, a VERY important Sloot University class, and Ghostwriter even tells a Slooty story that can help you make some extra money during the pandemic. Your new favorite duo is back, get it while it’s hot.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: SOFIA10 Zola.com/sofia: SAVE50 Calm.com/SOFIA Functionofbeauty.com/sofia  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 07, 2021
12: 1-800-SLOOT
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Welcome to the Sloot Hotline! For the first time EVER Sofia invites listeners to call in for advice and tell their wildest stories. She also expectedly gets some angry callers roasting her and a surprise soundtrack! This is a safe space and everyone is accepted, just make sure you’re drunk dialing the Sloot Hotline tonight and not your ex!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Hello Fresh: HelloFresh.com/SOFIA10 DHM Detox (No Days Wasted): NoDaysWasted.co/SOFIA Better Help: Betterhelp.com/SOFIA Calm: Calm.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 24, 2020
11: I Have Daddy Issues ft. Violet Benson
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Sofia is joined by the OG meme queen, Violet Benson aka @DADDYISSUES_! You know the meme you just tagged your BFF in saying “This is SO us”? She basically invented that. In this special episode, the girls talk about quarantine hookups, the Pencil Test, and why you should NOT let your boyfriend cum in you (he doesn’t like you). Sofia also calls Violet out on a potential business move that could’ve altered their friendship forever... Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  NDW Labs/DHM Detox: www.nodayswasted.co/SOFIA Shipstation: SOFIA Purple Mattress: www.purple.com/SOFIA10 Postmates: SOFIA100 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 17, 2020
10: Sloot University: Squirting 101
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Congratulations! You have been admitted to Sloot University, and on this campus ANYTHING goes. In this episode, Sofia discusses her current mental state, Jay Alvarez’s “leaked” sex tape, and of course…the opening of her new school, Sloot University. Our first class is SQUIRTING 101. In this lesson, you will learn everything you need to know on how to make your partner squirt! Sofia covers positioning, finger arrangement, and even what muscles to utilize. Get your pencil and paper out for our first day of classes, you’re going to want to pass these courses. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  NDW Labs/DHM Detox: www.nodayswasted.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA  Axon: www.taser.com/SOFIA Better Help: www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 10, 2020
9: PU$$Y for SALE ft. WHOREible Decisions
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Pegging? Sex work? F*****g fans? Sounds like another day in the life for this trio. In this special episode, Sofia is joined by Weezy and Mandii of WHOREible Decisions. Together, the girls reveal untold sugar daddy stories, exclusive happy ending services in Miami, and even a step by step tutorial to give the BEST b*****b on an uncircumcised dick… it may just come in handy for you. No White Claws were harmed during this recording...(okay maybe a few).  Subscribe, Rate and review Mandii and Weezy’s podcast “WHOREible Decisions” available on all podcast platforms. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Theragun: www.theragun.com/SOFIA Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Postmates: SOFIA100 Calm.com: www.calm.com/SOFIA Better Help: betterhelp.com/sofia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 03, 2020
8: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom
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Joined by her very own mother you would think some topics of conversation would be off limits. Nope! To get in the holiday spirit Sofia decided to spend some quality time with her mom, Lola. Together they recount some of their craziest memories together. Most notably when Lola walked in on a 17 year old Sofia seducing her boyfriend in a candlelit bathtub, or when she was mugged by a monkey in Thailand. It hasn’t always been the smoothest road raising Sofia, but it’s clear that this apple did not fall far from the tree, and the Mother Sloot tells us why. HAPPY THANKSGIVING SLOOTS!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  NDW Labs/DHM Detox: nodayswasted.co/SOFIA30 Shipstation: SOFIA Jenni Kayne: SOFIA Purple Mattress: www.purple.com/SOFIA10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 26, 2020
7: SCORPIOS ARE BATSHIT
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In this solo episode, Sofia takes her listeners into the chaotic place that is her mind and updates them on her current situation. She also discusses some new shit which is astrology! In a rather offensive way but also in a she had a psychotic Scorpio stalker way! Last but not least she gives us some hot tips on something we all need during quarantine: how to spice things up in the bedroom. Sometimes a girl just needs her alone time with her sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Taser: taser.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/90sofia Postmates: SOFIA100 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 19, 2020
6: Breakups, Manslaughter, and Getting Fired ft. Ali
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Joined by her once childhood enemy, Sofia and Ali discuss how to get over a breakup - even if it means moving to another state. (P.S. relocating is scary stuff and these besties are ready to talk about their own experiences. Nothing crosses the line with these two, even when Ali runs over her ex-boyfriend with her car or when Sofia needed corrective surgery in Vegas. The duo recounts their most intimate and idiotic stories to date. True friendship means forever. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Honey: www.joinhoney.com/SOFIAF Earnest:  Shipstation: SOFIA Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 12, 2020
5: THANK GOD WE BROKE UP
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Sofia is joined by her ex-boyfriend and almost 7 arguments ensue on this weeks episode. They discuss their wild, KINKY past, the reason they broke up, and Sofia get’s a surprise she was NOT expecting. If you are in a toxic relationship and want to feel better about it, this is the episode for you! Plus, we get the male perspective on fake butts, photoshop, and more! Tune in sloots!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/sofia Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Roman: www.getroman.com/sofia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 05, 2020
4: OUR FOURSOME FT. FABBY
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From fresh jail stories to foursomes to exposing parts of Vegas many wish stayed there, Sofia heads to Las Vegas to join her BFF guest this week to share their super sloot secrets — how to ACTUALLY win big in Vegas WITHOUT spending a dime and some real insight and advice from their 28 years of friendship from diapers to today. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Earnest: Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 29, 2020
3: GAYS AND SLOOTS
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Have you ever felt your partner might be gay? Hiding their sexuality? Have you ever had a guy ask you to %$#! in their mouth? Ever had your weed laced unknowingly and freaked TF out!? In this week's episode, Sofia is joined by her GBF John. They discuss some raw experiences (pun intended) of being a part of the LBGTQ+ Community. John reveals his coming out story, some raunchy uncommon kinky sex app encounters, how to spot clues if you think your partner may be hiding their sexuality, and many other matters. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/sofia Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Purple Mattress: SOFIA10 Calm: CALM.COM/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 22, 2020
2: MILFHUNTER
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Sofia tried crack! As if that wasn’t wild enough….we have the man, the myth, the legend—MILFHUNTER. Sofia and Milfhunter expose the truth behind the business, friendship, and show that was. The duo also discuss their newfound bond, how to deal with being fucked over, and once again, the accidental crack incident. Get your headphones on because you do NOT want your mom hearing this. But Milfhunter might :)  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Honey: JOINHONEY.COM/SOFIAF Earnest: Shipstation: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 16, 2020
1: SLOOT: A SHORT AUTOBIOGRAPHY
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Basic, Greedy, Lazy, Submissive, Weak-Minded, and that's just a little bit about me. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:  Hello Fresh: SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: SOFIA Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Postmates: SOFIA100 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 09, 2020
Coming Soon
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She's back!  The first episode of Sofia with an F will be here soon. Subscribe now.​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 29, 2020