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"Hey there, I'm Sam and I love to complain," sounds like the kind of introduction one would give at an AA meeting, except instead of battling alcoholism, they're addicted to being a sourpuss, and well—if the shoe fits! Sam considers herself to be pessimistic at best and a downright bitch at her worst. Each week, she invites a talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular guest on the podcast to gab about the good, the bad, and the ugly.
What began as a silly little outlet for one gal’s bad attitude has quickly blossomed into a place where friends, family, and even perfect strangers can come to bitch about whatever it is that ails them. So, to all of our fellow Pessimistic Pattys, let it be known that you’re welcome here!
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What’s up with Delaware?
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Nov 12, 2024 |
Weaponized Incompetence
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Nov 05, 2024 |
The Quest to Become a Morning Person
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Oct 29, 2024 |
What Your Cracked iPhone Says About You
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Oct 22, 2024 |
We're Not Friends We're Business Partners
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Oct 15, 2024 |
Concert Etiquette
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Oct 08, 2024 |
9 Beers, 9 Hotdogs, 9 Innings
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Oct 01, 2024 |
Autumn's Rebrand
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Sep 24, 2024 |
The Man Behind the Curtain
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Sep 17, 2024 |
Nature's Still Got It
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Sep 10, 2024 |
This Year We're Acting Hot
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Sep 03, 2024 |
Not Going to Let a Man Tell Me What to Do
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Aug 27, 2024 |
Brat Summer
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Aug 20, 2024 |
Standing on Business
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Aug 13, 2024 |
For the Love of the Game
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Aug 06, 2024 |
I Love Limes
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May 28, 2024 |
I Hate White Rabbits
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May 21, 2024 |
We Contain Multitudes
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May 14, 2024 |
Closing Time
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May 07, 2024 |
Death Penalty
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Apr 30, 2024 |
Open Campus Lunch
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Apr 23, 2024 |
iPad Kids
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Apr 16, 2024 |
With the Works
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Apr 09, 2024 |
Who Invented Nicknames
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Apr 02, 2024 |
Watch This Space!
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Mar 26, 2024 |
We Used to Have Class
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Mar 19, 2024 |
Super Fresh
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Mar 12, 2024 |
Choose Your Own Destiny
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Mar 05, 2024 |
Ketchup or Mustard
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Feb 27, 2024 |
Locked In
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Feb 20, 2024 |
Slay the House Boots Down
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Feb 13, 2024 |
Popping Off
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Feb 06, 2024 |
Internet Couple
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Nov 28, 2023 |
Who Are We to Say?
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Nov 21, 2023 |
Midwestern Casserole
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Nov 14, 2023 |
Hell on Wheels
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Nov 07, 2023 |
Pickle in the Fridge
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Oct 31, 2023 |
Two Hours in Calabasas
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Oct 17, 2023 |
Mother Knows Best
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Oct 03, 2023 |
Girls Just Want to Play Outside
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Sep 26, 2023 |
Funk It Up
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Sep 19, 2023 |
F*ck Ass Bob
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Sep 12, 2023 |
This One's for My Non-Sporty Girls
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Sep 05, 2023 |
Only Child Syndrome
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Aug 29, 2023 |
Where the Hell Have You Been, Loca?
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Aug 22, 2023 |
Irrational Fear of Teens
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Aug 15, 2023 |
Feeling Strong and Brave
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Aug 08, 2023 |
Just a Girl and Her Dental Fillings
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Jun 27, 2023 |
Sore Loser
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Jun 20, 2023 |
24K Magic in the Air
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Jun 13, 2023 |
Naked Bike Ride
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Jun 06, 2023 |
America's Favorite Pastime
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May 30, 2023 |
Barefoot-Boy Summer
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May 23, 2023 |
It's Not a Proper Doctor's Office Unless There's a Fish Tank
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May 16, 2023 |
Slap a Label on Me
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May 09, 2023 |
Money Does Buy Happiness
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Apr 25, 2023 |
Drive Your Tractor to School Day
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Apr 18, 2023 |
TV Is for Intellectuals
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Apr 11, 2023 |
Bopping Around for Drinks and Snacks
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Apr 04, 2023 |
The Girl Who Never Shuts Up About Study Abroad
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Mar 28, 2023 |
Drunk on Spring and Sudafed
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Mar 21, 2023 |
Number Two
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Mar 14, 2023 |
Justice for Anne Hathaway
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Mar 07, 2023 |
Somebody Call the Locksmith
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Feb 28, 2023 |
Girls Can Have a Little Hangxiety as a Treat
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Feb 21, 2023 |
We Stand with Renters
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Feb 14, 2023 |
Inviting Strangers Over for Dinner
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Feb 07, 2023 |
A Festivus for the Rest of Us
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Dec 20, 2022 |
In His Flop Era
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Dec 13, 2022 |
That Wasn't on My 2022 Bingo Card
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Dec 06, 2022 |
The “R” Word
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Nov 29, 2022 |
Susan’s Applehole
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Nov 22, 2022 |
Do You Think of Me Differently Now That I Have a Ring Light?
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Nov 15, 2022 |
Fight or Flight
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Nov 08, 2022 |
A Crazy Amount of Squash
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Oct 11, 2022 |
Camp Girls Who Can’t Swim
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Oct 04, 2022 |
Living in Abundance
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Sep 27, 2022 |
Chronically Online
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Sep 20, 2022 |
Running My Silly Little Errands
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Sep 13, 2022 |
Crying in Public
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Sep 06, 2022 |
Being More Intentional or Whatever
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Jun 28, 2022 |
Hot People with Tummy Aches
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Jun 21, 2022 |
Computer Games Raised Us
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Jun 07, 2022 |
The Crushing Weight of Existing Online
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May 31, 2022 |
Sitting Next to Someone at the Airport is Brave
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May 24, 2022 |
You Literally Can’t Go Home If It’s the Weekend
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May 17, 2022 |
Life? She’s Messy!
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May 10, 2022 |
Water Is Not a Beverage
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Apr 12, 2022 |
Just a Couple of Gals Doing Local Things
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Apr 05, 2022 |
Meet Me at the Impound Lot
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Mar 29, 2022 |
She’s Not a Regular Art Teacher, She’s a Cool Art Teacher
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Mar 15, 2022 |
A Bout of Seasonal Depression or Whatever
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Mar 08, 2022 |
Stay at Home Dad
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Feb 22, 2022 |
Be My Valentine
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Feb 15, 2022 |
Um, We Don’t Get It
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Feb 08, 2022 |
The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
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Feb 01, 2022 |
Should We Move to Chicago?
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Jan 25, 2022 |
The Year of Like, Realizing Things
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Jan 18, 2022 |
And Just Like That...
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Nov 30, 2021 |
Health Insurance Is Always Good
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Nov 23, 2021 |
An Entire Year of Complaining On-Air
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Nov 16, 2021 |
Art Actually Isn’t Dead
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Nov 09, 2021 |
So, We’re Thinking About Getting a Roomba
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Nov 02, 2021 |
Two Rotisserie Chickens, Please
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Oct 26, 2021 |
Nothing like a Little Hangxiety on a Sunday
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Oct 19, 2021 |
Was It Life-Changing?
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Oct 12, 2021 |
Early Bird Gets the Worm, or Whatever
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Oct 05, 2021 |
Flannel for Fall? Groundbreaking
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Sep 28, 2021 |
Phone, Keys, Wallet
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Sep 14, 2021 |
Just the Two of Us
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Sep 07, 2021 |
Taking Pics at the Apple Store
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Aug 31, 2021 |
Venice, Vegas, or the Wisconsin Dells?
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Aug 23, 2021 |
She's BIG Busy
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Aug 17, 2021 |
We’ve Got the Runs
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Aug 10, 2021 |
Did you miss me? Be Honest!
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Aug 03, 2021 |
Sayonara, Suckers!
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Jun 22, 2021 |
No Flights, Lots of Feelings
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Jun 15, 2021 |
Booked and Busy
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Jun 08, 2021 |
H.A.G.S.
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Jun 01, 2021 |
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
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May 25, 2021 |
Quarter Life Crisis Coming in Hot
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May 18, 2021 |
Ok, But Like Why Do Bugs Exist
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May 11, 2021 |
When Life Gives You Lemons, Apply For Grad School
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May 04, 2021 |
Til Death Do Us Part
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Apr 27, 2021 |
Are We Adults Yet?
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Apr 20, 2021 |
Jill of All Trades
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Apr 13, 2021 |
Paralysis by Analysis
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Apr 06, 2021 |
They Hate to See a Girlboss Winning
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Mar 30, 2021 |
Sam’s Cookin’
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Mar 23, 2021 |
You Got Eczema?
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Mar 16, 2021 |
We Just Really Love the Internet
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Mar 09, 2021 |
The Death of Our Egos
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Mar 02, 2021 |
Wish Us a Happy Anniversary, Or Else!
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Feb 23, 2021 |
Milkshakes and Bad Dates
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Feb 16, 2021 |
Not My President
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Feb 09, 2021 |
Thank a Nurse Today
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Feb 02, 2021 |
Big Girl Decisions Are Being Made
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Jan 26, 2021 |
Hey, Metal Mouth!
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Jan 19, 2021 |
We Can't Talk Right Now, We're Doing Hot Girl Shit
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Jan 12, 2021 |
Not Another New Year's Resolution
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Jan 05, 2021 |
What Are Your Intentions?
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Dec 29, 2020 |
Sneaking Out and Making Art
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Dec 22, 2020 |
Be Fucking Nice and Tip Your Server
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Dec 15, 2020 |
Trauma Bonds Us
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Dec 08, 2020 |
I Left My Heart at Akira Toki Middle School
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Dec 01, 2020 |
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
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Nov 24, 2020 |
A Podcast for Complainers, by Complainers
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Nov 17, 2020 |