Probably a Podcast

By Shannon Ford

Listen to a podcast, please open Podcast Republic app. Available on Google Play Store.

Category: Comedy

Open in Apple Podcasts

Open RSS feed

Open Website

Rate for this podcast

Subscribers: 86
Reviews: 0


Shannon Ford isn't here to inspire you or help you better yourself in any way... but she can guarantee you'll laugh.. either with her or at her. She covers everything from her year-long stint as a reality TV "villain" to pop culture to what happens when you have everything in your life going great and then the bottom drops out and you gotta figure it the fuck out. Buckle up and come along for the ride as she tries to navigate being hella alone in her 20's.

Episode Date
Your Favorite Villains

It’s the season finale! Shannon sits down with amazing comedian and toe-positive queen, Hannah Berner, to chat (or have a heart-to-heart) about their time on reality tv. How do they really feel about being portrayed as the villain? Why did Hannah post a solo photo after her wedding? Do spray tans contain drugs? The girls talk about staying true to themselves and give some dating and relationship advice. Maybe by next season, Shannon will have a Cubs sponsorship. See ya then, this is episode 15. 

Jul 05, 2022
Keeping up with Claudia Oshry

Shannon and Claudia are absolutely obsessed with each other and here in NYC to declare it to the world. Live (lol not really) Preciously recorded from the iconic Toast Studio, the girls cover it all. They talk about the Oshry dog hierarchy and compare their lives growing up. Why did Shannon spend an extra week at camp? Who was Claudia’s first celebrity follower? How has Shannon not seen High School Musical? Ending this episode with an exciting announcement about the future of the podcast, buckle up toaster strudels. Listen to episode 14 to hear all the details. 

Jun 28, 2022
Hoes on the Road

Ask and you shall receive, Summer Pardi is here to tell her secrets of how the hell she stays so hot (jk, we wish). Summer and Shannon make their way around the conversation cul-de-sac: How did they meet? How does Summer like life on the road? How do the girls deal with hate on the internet? Shannon is stuck in MomTok and spending too much time on her phone. Summer apologizes for saying the F word and is having issues changing her name. Can anyone help her with that? Listen to their shenanigans in episode 13. 

Jun 21, 2022
I Took A Pill in Ibiza (pt 2)

Did you actually think we weren’t going to use that for an episode title? Shannon and Marissa leave for Ibiza to get as rowdy as possible. Mission accomplished… or was it? Also wtf is a come-up? After quite the Ibiza club experience, another run in with a mouse, and lots of.. corn (?) the girls have to make a decision whether to go on to Seville as originally planned or head back to Barcelona to continue Shan’s fairytale. Will Shannon cross paths with Barcelona man again? Find out that and more in Episode 12! 

Jun 13, 2022
Once upon a Barcelona (pt 1)

Bitches luuuuv to travel abroad: Shannon and Marissa’s Europe Recap (well the first half of it). When Marissa told Shannon about her upcoming trip, one thing led to another, and all of the sudden Shannon was crashing her trip to Spain. What started as a normal, fun girls trip, quickly turned into what may be a fairytale? Who could be too sure. Join the girls through all the twists and turns and alleyways of Barcelona. Did Shannon meet her Prince Charming? Will they ever see each other again? What blast from the past was randomly on their flight to Ibiza with them? You’ll just have to listen this week (and next) to find out! An episode full of happiness, self reflection, and shockingly bad accents. 

Jun 07, 2022
Manifesting and Makeup

Shannon sits down with celebrity makeup artist and friend Kelli Anne to discuss a little bit of makeup, and a whole lot of everything else. How to navigate rejections and how to parlay them into following your passions, Kelli tells us about manifesting her life as an independent full time makeup artist in NYC. Shannon spills her best spray tan secrets, and tells us one of her big goals for the future. Does Oracle spray for roaches or hire life coaches? Shannon doesn’t know. What’s one of the girls biggest icks? Listen to Season 2 Episode 10 of Probably a Podcast to find out. 

May 31, 2022
The Bedless Dutchman

Another week, another podcast from a random part of Shannon’s living spaces. This week: her NYC apartment and (hopefully short-lived) inflatable chair. Shannon’s moving pod from Nashville gets delivered to NYC, but not before Dutch Man #2 spends the night. Bert saved the day (not all heroes wear capes, folks). Shannon’s bed is just soooo comfy… wait, did you just say study? Giggle through this little storytime with us on Season 2 Episode 9 of Probably A Podcast. 

May 24, 2022
Code Names and Stovetops

Shannon is finally getting settled into NYC, and is joined by one of her new friends, Cassidy Lynn. Cass is a celebrity stylist, but Shannon mainly wants to talk about one thing- boys/dating in the city. The pair find themselves locking eyes on the dance floor with two extremely tall men, and the rest is history (and by that, we mean we talk about it on this podcast). Did Glitz and Glam lead to love in a dark hopeless no cell service place? How many people do the girls keep on their roster at a time? How many different code names are mentioned during this episode? We actually lost track. Hockey? We dig it. Tampons, tampons, tampons. This is Season 2 Episode 8 of Probably a Podcast. 

May 16, 2022
Dicked Down in the Desert

Shannon is riding solo this week to tell you all about her and AG’s Stagecoach shenanigans. Are you out here farting on planes? We really need to have a talk. Did someone ask for a Bridgerton update? Either way, here it is. Shannon is personally declaring her neighborhood a “No Blow Zone” (iykyk). From an almost missed flight to getting dicked down in the desert, hear about how it all went down in season 2 episode 7 of Probably a Podcast. 

May 10, 2022
Probably a Fire Crotch

Back in Shannon’s kitchen for a life update with BFF, Taylor Monaco. They discuss Tay adjusting to having 2 babies now and how living basically next door to each other is going. The duo gives some advice on dating, cheating, and friendships. The girls read some spicy and gross confessions, and tell some of their own. They spill the tea on significant others and what their families really think about their social media presence. Ever clogged a toilet at a hookup's house? Do the carpets really match the drapes? Find out in Season 2 Episode 6 of Probably a Fire Crotch… oh shit, we mean Probably a Podcast.

May 03, 2022

Shannon and her new teeth are back with boof queen AG because, of course, the girls are going to give you a recap on their time at Coachella and the highly anticipated and talked about Revolve Festival. They give you the nitty-gritty about the festival and answer all your burning questions. Which famous influencer blocked Shannon? What happened when they ran into her? How did Shan attempt to apologize? What famous comedian alsooooo has her blocked? Shannon takes a drug then loses AG and the girls give you an update on Funny Guy and his dick skin... or lack thereof? Who knows - not Shannon. This and more in Episode 5 of Probably a Podcast - Blockchella

Apr 28, 2022
How to Get Away with Murder

AG joins Shannon again to chat about their last-minute plans for Coachella and the absurd outfits they have planned. They tell you the *actual* key to having sex with either of them and Shannon gives a final update on WiFi guy. What’s a chucklefucker? Is Anna Grace a serial killer? TBD. We read your confessions and tell some of our own in episode 4. Go Cubs!

Apr 12, 2022
Quit Your Job That Sucks

Everyone’s favorite boof squad is back on their bullshit. AG returns this week and the girls cover a *lot* of ground. Shannon talks about getting her back dimples licked at a birthday party and gives her opinion on blowjobs to completion. They cover Shannon’s recent male interaction and the desperado scale has made its unfortunate return. A double-wide? Hawaii? They’re basically the same thing. Looking for advice on what to do during the *what the FUCK?* stage after college? This episode is for you. Shannon’s getting her fake teeth cracked off and more in episode 3 of Probably a Podcast.

Apr 05, 2022
You're Not Mature, You're Old

Welcome back to Shannon’s kitchen for episode 2, where she tells us about the time she skipped the Super Bowl for her pregnant best friend (#loyalty), her recent trip to LA, and feeling old… or… ummm… “mature.” Autumn titties is back and has the nose of a hound dog on a hunt apparently. What's the update with WiFi guy?  What to do if you find yourself in a toxic friendship? Where does Shannon see herself in 5 years and much more on episode 2 of Probably a Podcast.

Mar 29, 2022
Moving Out and Moving On

WELP. The last 3 months have been a doozy, but WE BACK BABY. Shannon fills you in on everything that’s happened in the time away, her move to New York, her unexpected move in Nashville, and who the hell is Wifi guy? She’ll answer your burning questions about her ex moving on and feature a new segment called “Ask Shannon”. Auntie Shan gives some advice on texting, her outlook on confidence in life and how does one cut down a roster? All of this and much more in Season 2 Episode 1!

Mar 22, 2022
Christmas Mini Episode

Merry Chrysler ! The Christmas mini episode gives an updates since season 1 of Probably a Podcast wrapped! Shannon updates you on her new apartment in New York, Taylor birthing her daughter, and of course the streets. Happy and safe holidays to all! 

Dec 23, 2021
The Birthday Box

The girls head into the big city for Shannon's 28th trip around the sun. What starts as a pleasant experience drinking champagne and slurping down snails quickly escalates into what can only be described as... The Box. Anna Grace gives her predictions for Shannon's next season of life in 28 and where the streets might lead her. You'll learn what oddly specific rules AG has on her movie consumption, an important update on Bridgerton, and a VERY unlikely run in with a previous boss will have loyal listeners hanging on to every word in episode 13: The Birthday Box. 

Nov 30, 2021
Life chats feat. Katie Austin
Nov 23, 2021
Soup Duped Dick Dumbed

In this episode Shannon and AG give you insight to the highly anticipated Soup diet. Shannon breaks down what a “Horse Girl” is and her childhood memories of operating a mechanical bull at age 11. The girls dive in to what a sugar baby consists of and AG reveals her experience as one herself… allegedly? The streets have officially taken a sharp turn and Shannon is in need of Triple A. The girls discuss how to take your power back in a situation where you just feel confused. When is it appropriate to ghost someone, if ever? What salad was AG eating when she witnessed a homicide? All of these answers and more on Episode 11: “Soup Duped Dick Dumbed” 

Nov 16, 2021
Fuck Me Back feat. Jalen Noble
Nov 09, 2021
Therapy is Sexy feat. Jalen Noble

Welcome the first guest to Probably a Podcast: Jalen Noble. You might recognize him from Love Island, Tik Tok, or quite possibly just his abs in general. What the girls thought was going to be a sex filled podcast instead turned into a straight up EMOTIONAL knowledge atomic bomb. Jalen takes Shannon and AG to church on topics such as: Toxic masculinity, why therapy is cool, and how to validate your beginning, middle, and end of a breakup. Are we absolutely perplexed that someone as attractive as Jalen could also be this in touch with his emotions? Yes. Are we the problem because of that? Also yes. Tune into episode 9: THERAPY IS SEXY to learn more. 

Nov 03, 2021
The Streets Don't Wait

Episode 8 starts out with an apology for its delay but these streets wait for no one and Shannon is really in the throws of them. The girls discuss how AG nearly escapes death of the Gin variety and what sexual endeavors shouldn't be done while driving. Talking during sex? Into it. Talking to your penis out loud after sex? Ehhhh. Shannon has yet another Raya story but this one was less interested in her and more into her medical record. Which hit show's leading man did she cross paths with in New York? How to say F U to a man who belittles your career and which red flags they've experienced and fallen for in the past. All of this and more explained in "The Streets Don't Wait" 

Oct 26, 2021
Guns n Lion Tattoos

In today's episode Shannon is joined by Anna Grace once again to take you on another rollercoaster of fuckery. We update you on Shannon's dating life and the social media whoopsie she had over the weekend. The girls offer high praise to a Probably a Podcast listener who is out here absolutely grinding to be a match maker for Shannon in an unlikely turn of events. The girls discuss Anna Grace's Patreon launch and explain exactly why it will change your life to be a part of. They dive into how to have boundaries in friendships and relationships and not allowing someone else to write your story. Per usual Shannon will buy anything and forces AG into a medical fasting journey that absolutely nobody asked for... ever.  Did AG find herself wedged between a game of Russian roulette, a lion tattoo, and a handle of vodka? Find out all of this and more in Episode 7. "Are you ready to party????"

Oct 06, 2021
Sister Wives

Today on the podcast we welcome Shannon's best friend: Taylor Monaco. The girls discuss how their friendship began, that one time they were on reality TV together and how to rip a 7am shot of tequila to save your bff's unborn child. Are you really even besties for the resties if you didn't get in a massive fight bc you wanted to sleep with your friends future husband?? Probably not. Shannon and Taylor break down how to navigate friendship when one of you is having babies and a mortgage and the other is nursing a hangover while she gets more tattoos. Did Taylor's husband star in an international porn with Stormi Daniels? Why did Shannon take a shot of Taylor's booze infused breast milk in Miami? You'll find out all of this and more in episode 6: Sister Wives. 

Sep 28, 2021
Wig Burrito

This week the liquor store crush is reveled and it doesn't have a happy ending. The girls dive into new drugs involving amphibious creatures - and which members of the royal family have dabbled in them. Shannon talks her date out of a medical procedure and wonders if she's officially dating people too old for her. AG recounts a crisis involving her hair and the WIG BURRITO is born... and quickly killed. What happens when two girls walk into Bass Pro Shop when they absolutely don't belong there? AG gets naked that's what. You'll find out what terrible pickup lines Shannon throws to her Raya matches and how AG convinces her to be less mean to men. Why does everyone Shannon know's and loves all go to the same OBGYN and simultaneously end up on bed rest in one day? Lastly the girls discuss the horrifying act of submitting a stool sample and the poor FedEx worker who is in charge of shipping your shit. You read that correctly. Enjoy

Sep 20, 2021
Trip of a Lifetime

In episode 4 we discuss AG’s intense (and hilariously terrible) journey in Sedona.. on mushrooms. You can gain some insight on what to do when your friends face melts off and get advice on how to avoid charges for rearranging landscape at 5 star resorts. Spoiler alert: AG has none for you. Is her bad trip worse than the time Shannon accidentally did meth? Who could be too sure. The girls explain their “Desperado scale” and how Shannon managed to reach an all time new high on it. Will she have to get the authorities involved in her liquor store crush?  Shannon gives the 411 on Malibu with Bridgerton and you’ll find out if she finally “gave those titties a chance” on another date now that it’s autumn. Stay in school and off drugs kids. 

Sep 13, 2021
Hoes are Like Hobbies

Episode 3 dives into Shannon's trip to New York and all the antics that went along with it. Anna Grace is back and boofin' about her school spirited nudes, quaalude-like illness, and her knowledge on footjobs. The girls discuss a time Shannon took her sexting talent too far and the difference between being ghosted or weasled. Is it irresponsible to be a horrible kisser when you're extremely hot? Can you guess what food they serve in the Memphis prison system? Does AG keep up with her cellmates from her brief stint in said prison? All of these questions and more are answered in this episode. It's almost cuffing season again and if you want a new hobby, give hoe's a try. 

Aug 25, 2021
We Be Boofin'

In episode 2 of Probably a Podcast Shannon has one of her best friends and the ever electric Anna Grace Newell joining her. No your podcast app didn't accidentally get switched into 4x faster speed that's just how alarmingly rapid Shannon and Anna Grace talk to each other on a regular basis. Was AG's car stolen 5 hours before this episode was recorded? Who could be too sure. Shannon dives into recent dates she's been on since her last complaint of no men talking to her post breakup. Strap in for discussions on fake accents, when to make a puke pallet palace, and their personal meaning behind "Boofin". Wondering when you should post a guy to your social media? Ever been in jail Tik Tok? Most importantly what season should your titties be given freedom? All of this and plenty more is answered in this Episode. 

Aug 12, 2021
My Life Got Magic Eraser'd

Shannon is back by herself to talk about everything thats happened in the last four months... cause WHEW it's been a time. The shit storm you all watched unfold gets explained as well as your questions answered. She gives you an update on Probably a Podcast abruptly ending, her 4 year relationship ending 2 weeks later, and you guessed it: she drinks tequila while doing it. Welcome to Episode 1 of Probably a Podcast... lets try this again shall we?

Aug 02, 2021
One of us is leaving...

Well this certainly wasn't the 2nd episode of Season 2 we had originally planned on putting out... but life happens. There are some things that both of us together and separately cannot control and this unfortunately is the outcome of that. Probably a Podcast will be back.. it's just going to look a lot different. I'm so sorry we have to even make this announcement but a Kuntry Mouse can survive and Probably a Podcast will too. Love you guys.

Apr 04, 2021