The Local Big Time Show
By Local Big Time
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Episodes: 182
Description
A television talk show about the absurdities of everyday life.
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Raiders QB Room: NFL Paradise?
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May 30, 2026 |
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The YouTube Money Era Begins
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May 16, 2026 |
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We Talked Business… Kinda
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May 02, 2026 |
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All Pink Starburst = Elite
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Apr 28, 2026 |
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The Great Ranch Debate
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Apr 04, 2026 |
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The Bathroom Attendant Is the Real MVP
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Mar 28, 2026 |
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March Madness Brackets Already Busted
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Mar 15, 2026 |
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Why Nothing Works When You Need It
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Mar 07, 2026 |
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Why Am I Watching Curling at 1AM
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Feb 28, 2026 |
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Beer League Dynasty Mode Activated
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Feb 21, 2026 |
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Home Improvement Shows LIED to Us
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Jan 31, 2026 |
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Netflix Needs to See This
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Jan 24, 2026 |
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Professors Gave Up, We Graduated
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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2026 Is Our Year
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Jan 10, 2026 |
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Buffet Tactics & Cargo Short Crimes
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Dec 13, 2025 |
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Black Friday: The Hunger Games for Appliances
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Nov 29, 2025 |
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The Boys Build the Local Big Time Complex
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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The Great Halloween Candy Review
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Nov 02, 2025 |
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Monday Night Football Is Ruining My Sleep Schedule
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Oct 25, 2025 |
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Sam vs. Arby’s: The Beef Awakens
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Oct 18, 2025 |
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Chris Had Fun, Now It’s James’ Turn
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Sep 27, 2025 |
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Birthday Boy vs. Skynet
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Sep 20, 2025 |
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Movie Star Energy, Basement Show Budget
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Sep 13, 2025 |
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Shower Beers Are Year-Round
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Sep 06, 2025 |
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Our Brains Are Preseason Too
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Aug 23, 2025 |
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Snack Lords vs. the Heat Index
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Aug 09, 2025 |
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August: The Sunday Scaries of Summer
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Aug 02, 2025 |
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Now Streaming in Glorious 480p
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Jul 26, 2025 |
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Still Using July as an Excuse for Everything.
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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No Shoes, No Shirt, No Podcast
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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Cancel Us Later, We’re Busy Right Now
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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May was the pregame. June is the main event.
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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Stars, stripes, and SPF 50.
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May 27, 2025 |
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Thanks to Google, Grammarly, and group projects I did none of the work for.
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May 20, 2025 |
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Raising me was your cardio. You’re welcome.
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May 13, 2025 |
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Margs now, regrets mañana.
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May 06, 2025 |
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Drafted 1st overall… by my couch.
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Like I didn’t just eat 42 Reese’s eggs for breakfast
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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Don’t grow up. It’s a trap
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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April: when the weather has commitment issues.
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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Vermont: flip flops at noon, snow boots by 5
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Mar 30, 2025 |
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March: The perfect time to start those New Year’s resolutions… again.
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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Just waiting for halftime.
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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Hot chocolate for the soul, whiskey for everything else.
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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Did you make it to midnight?
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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The best is yet to come.
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Dear Santa, define "nice"
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Leftovers are for quitters
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Turkey and nap season.
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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Don't steal. That's the government's job.
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Felt spooky, might delete later.
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Witch better have my candy
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Get in loser. We’re going trick-or-treating.
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Fall? Don’t you mean football season?
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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I swear it was the beginning of summer like 5 minutes ago.
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Goodbye, summer. Hello, long weekend!
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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When life gives you state fairs, head straight for the food.
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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Life is better with funnel cakes and ferris wheels.
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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When you accidentally Olympic dive into a bowl of snacks.
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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Lord of the Olympic rings.
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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Living free since 1776
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Flip flops, fireworks, and freedom
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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This is my "ready for summer" face.
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Can I get a side of freedom with my burger?
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May 30, 2024 |
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Girls Just Want to Have Sun
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May 22, 2024 |
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Happy Mother's Day to the person who uses my voicemail like a podcast.
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May 14, 2024 |
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I'm Looking For A Wine That Pairs Well With Allergy Medication.
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May 07, 2024 |
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It's Gonna Be May
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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I’m not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Swing, sip, repeat.
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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This hot-and-cold weather is the reason I have trust issues
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Basketball is life during March Madness.
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Painting the town green!
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Happy Saint Patrick's Day
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Spring fever.
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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We clean up pretty well, don't we?
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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Not lazy, just on energy-saving mode.
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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I’m still the same person I was last year, now I’m just hungover.
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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I’m trying to get into the Holiday Spirit, but the darn bottle won’t open.
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Resting Grinch face
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Pour some gravy on me.
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Football and Nap
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Local Big Time Spooktacular! Episode
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, Some a**hole has my pen.
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Witch Bitch
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Goodbye September, and hello to October.
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Sorry for what I said during the game.
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Sundays are for football.
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Trading in my sunscreen for pumpkin spice
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them...
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Catch me at alllllll the barbecues this summer
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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Local Big Time 4th of July Show
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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Current mood: cue the sparklers.
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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School's out, brains on vacation! Let the summer shenanigans begin!
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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College is a $120,000 hooker, and you’re the idiot that fell in love with her.
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May 15, 2023 |
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You can do it! - Tequila
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May 08, 2023 |
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It's gonna be May
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May 01, 2023 |
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I know I am getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Life is soup and I'm a fork.
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Happier than a seagull with a French fry.
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Time to Spring clean to the music I used to club to
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Winter is like Monday but… longer.
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Life is short, but so is my attention span.
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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What is Canada’s national board game?
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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A told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Does shivering count as exercise?
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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I'm not buying a 2023 calendar... until I see the trailer.
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Winter hibernation mode on.
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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The Local Big Time Show Season 1 Finale
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube.
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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In a relationship with Air Conditioner.
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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America’s a family. We all yell at each other, and it all works out.
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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I plan on avoiding embarrassing Tan lines by strictly sticking to indoor activities.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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I’m going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.
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May 31, 2022 |
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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May 23, 2022 |
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Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
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May 16, 2022 |
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Dear Winter, I'm breaking up with you Summer is hotter
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May 02, 2022 |
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Friday is the beginning of my liver’s work week.
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Golf is just the adult version of an Easter Egg Hunt.
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Trust me, you can dance — Alcohol.
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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I always cook with beer, sometimes I even add it to the food
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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I ordered a soda caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors. They brought me a glass of water.
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka.
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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"If you fall, I'll be there." — Floor
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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Last year’s resolution was to lose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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Life is not a fairy tale. You lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
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Dec 19, 2021 |
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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus.
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would fart…
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Fish and visitors stink after three days.
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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In God we trust; all others pay cash.
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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A Wise Man Poos On Company's Time
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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Welcome To The Local Big Time Show
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Oct 13, 2021 |