The Nikki Glaser Podcast

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Reviews: 4

 Jul 4, 2021
Andrew needs to be replaced by a male

 Apr 16, 2021
Nikki and Andrew are so entertaining. One of my favorite podcasts by far!

 Apr 9, 2021
Great show. Holland and the Netherlands are the same place.

 Apr 4, 2021
tons of fun. great back amd forth between Nikki and Andrew


Every Monday through Thursday, comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

Episode Date
#76 Fanthrax Only
Having to shift away from normal format to clear out some Fanthrax, Nikki, Andrew and Noa enjoy nothing more than hearing from Besties. Make sure you also share your comments! Link to our voicemail app is available on our Instagram @nikkiglaserpod bio or send us a voice memo or email to Remember 5 sentences or less... we have a short attention span ;). Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 30, 2021
#75 Let's Underthink It
Between you and Nikki, success all comes down to putting in the hours. Andrew says goodbye to his girlfriend but not before introducing her to his family. Nikki wants besties and Andrew to ask for what they want, especially when they are paying for goods and services. You Heard it Here First, hygiene habits, songs that help us connect and the anxiety guys have when they ghost girls. They play Esther Perel's new card game Where Should We Begin and share stories about what they make a big deal about. In the Final Thought Nikki reflects on competitiveness and achievement. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 29, 2021
#74 Can't Quit You
Between you and Nikki this is the time to confront character defects. Andrew relieved his stress from shopping at Ikea by swinging some balls. Nikki had a life epiphany when she previewed HBO Max's FBoy Island for her girlfriends last night. You Heard it Here First, crock attack in Mexico, lonely sea turtles, reptiles in salads, unused gift cards and unlikely actors fulfilling their roles. In Nikki's Reddit Dump the consensus on tongues, stolen netflix hacks, rat emotions and a conversation about intuition takes them through the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 28, 2021
#73 Old Copper Brand
Between you and Nikki, being able to surrender and let go of expectations can be a gift. Broadcasting from Tulum, Mexico, Nikki is amongst her best friends and last night Kerstin made her laugh harder than anyone. Andrew is wrapping his head around period sex and Nikki recommends a lube job. You heard it here first, women in sports need not be sexualized, Andrew shares an inside story, another unfortunate "ledgehead" and Ben and J-Lo are basic on a boat. In "Top 1,Bottom 1" they share stories about hotel experiences. In the Final Thought, Nikki reads cards from a couhl game she played with her girlfriends. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 27, 2021
#72 My Spirit is Hot
Between you and Nikki, spending $500 at TJ Maxx for wardrobe is a fun challenge, she loves her little sis and when things go bad remember "it's FBoy Island". Andrew is moving his girlfriend to Chicago and yes he will play golf there. Nikki believes Andrew is a NBA, natural born athlete. You Heard it Here First, at least the little kids who got high off THC candies will have a good story, friends before relationship adds to the idea of no sex, Megan Fox is cool and the hurtful truth about the new Space Jam. Fanthrax gets a makeover and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew encourage listeners to take time for themselves and not to lie about it. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 23, 2021
#71 Green Jello w/ Zach Sherwin
Between you and Nikki, she and her dog Luigi can't deal with a third party messing up their off leash energy. While Andrew left to a baseball game his girlfriend could have seen and heard too much in the apartment. Nikki welcomes her ex Zach Sherwin to the show and they have a lot of come to Jesus moments for the first time after a decade of not speaking with each other, including the song he wrote that broke them up. In the Final Thought, Nikki reminds people to throw some appreciation to vets...veterinarians that is, for the thankless job they do. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 22, 2021
#70 DDB
Between you and Nikki she's gotta get a hold of her people pleasing. Nikki reflects on gossip, then she and Andrew discuss the Trump effect. After that Nikki looks into why she was upset when Andrew did something nice that caused a recycling mishap. You Heard it Here First, don't hire your rancher to be a hitman, the signs of sexual tension and maybe Ryan Reynolds was exaggerating, a little bit, little bit. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she does not reveal her own comments, a mature confession by a 13 year old, Jennifer Lawrence's nails it and Andrew's jaw drops when he sees a golf video. In the Final Thought, Nikki gives her two cents on her once friendship with J Law. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 21, 2021
#69 There Was Be Blood
Between you and Nikki, there was dried hummus on the slip she wore to the Ted Lasso premiere and she tried to preserve her day old hairdo by wrapping it in a swimsuit. Andrew is "full of puff" and tries to get Nikki to compete with him about a body part she doesn't want to compare. You Heard if Here First, stuff that makes millennials think you are old, the oldest lobster lady and rich people in space. Their Top 1 Bottom 1 jobs has them reminiscing about times at work and in the Final Thought, Nikki encourages her friend to join a dating app and finds an interesting guy while swiping through it herself. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 20, 2021
#68 SSDJ (A Make Up Podcast)
Between you and Nikki one of her favorite Schumer moments involves truth telling. Speaking of the truth, yes Nikki did help herself to some extras from set yesterday. Andrew played softball with Nikki's brother in law and guys who knew they were going to lose. Nikki and Andrew discuss a household issue. You Heard it Here First, do not go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer, do take an ayahuasca retreat, and definitely come out on top like Marcus Rashford. Besties in the Fanthrax segment of the show share funny stories and in the Final Thought a super hot "Not Nikki". Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 16, 2021
#67 The Midnight Hour
Between you and Nikki her day was spent among stars of screen and stage. Andrew had an eruption in the middle of the night. He might be suffering the "the real cheese". Nikki raises her trauma from the male orgasm and Andrew gives his two cents. You Heard if Here First: Nikki gives her take on the WOWO Bachelorette challenge, more sympathy for ledge heads and divorced parents who live near each other. They sample Esther Perel's new board game Where Do We Begin? and only understand half the prompts. Andrew is reminded of a time he got a bad eyebrow wax and they talk about hot selfies vs asking others to take a photo to post on Instagram. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 15, 2021
#66 Chicken Salad Sandwich
Between you and Nikki she dares you lock eyes for 5 seconds with someone you are attracted to. Andrew had sleep issues at his girlfriends house and Nikki thinks it's a lot more than being hungry. You Heard if Here First: Nikki kind of believes in healing crystals, The FBoy Island trailer is out and they reflect on their time in the Cayman Island on set and Jason Sudeikas drops a deep quote on heartache. Nikki's Reddit Dump has some of her favorites saves from the week and the Final Thought gets a little dark. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 14, 2021
#65 Did Jason Call Yet?
Between you and Nikki her first theater show was full of swells and stories. While Nikki is energized, Andrew admits he was a "zombo" after a long weekend. Nikki faces a conundrum over her hotel balcony. You Heard it Here First! Don't be a ledge head, tell your parents to stop double clicking and sometimes gifts for kids are what adults want. In Top1 Bottom1, they share stories about injuries and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk about another "Old Renegade" moment from the weekend. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 13, 2021
#64 Always In Process
Between you and Nikki, she is in a mood and advocating for her local Starbucks employees. Andrew slept like candy because he got to hit a couple of balls last night. They dig into Nikki's mood and find out it's the looming pressure of a tour and finalizing a set. You Heard it Here First, teachers have other lives, it sucks to die on a rollercoaster, how to keep your feet on a plane and Andrew's sports moment involves a regular Joe. They go through some fun "Fanthrax" and close out the show talking about accidents that people try to play off as cool. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 09, 2021
#63 Find A Mary Lynn w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub
Between You and Nikki, you can learn a lot even from a third of a good book about saying no and keeping your integrity when it comes to dating. Andrew stayed up all night because he had caffeine before a pilates class. Mary Lynn Rajskub joins, watch her special on Vimeo: Mary Lynn Rajskub: Live From The Pandemic and the action packed alien invasion film that she stars in: The Tomorrow War on Amazon Prime. Mary Lynn is so open about her life, career and dating. In the news, they give their take on the largest horse in the world, mistakes with money and comfortable "teddies". Burning Questions for Bob with Mary Lynn, has Mary Lynn's non urgent urgent message, coming to terms with splurges and in the Final Thought Andrew's question about aliens leads to a conversation about God. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 08, 2021
#62 Hey, Partner
Between you and Nikki, she wants Besties to know this show is inclusive, she cried at the vet and maybe the kind of pain she enjoys could be found in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Andrew is learning about how to go to bed with his partner and good phone habits. Before the news, Nikki, Andrew and Producer Noa don't see eye to eye on orgasms. Besties are encouraged to chime in. In the news, they comment on word pollution, vanity plates, animals that run a train and a masseuse swap. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump which leads to jaw dropping stories from celebrities about other celebrities. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 07, 2021
#61 My Captain, By Captain
Between you and Nikki having a dependent dog on Independence Day was very stressful. Nikki and Andrew's girlfriend watched Sex/Life and Andrew is still hanging on to a shot seen in episode 3. They open up about introducing friends to partners and Nikki locks in to Andrew's girlfriend's feet and learns about a dating hack. In the news, techniques of gaslighting, what a guy's face says about his sex habits and no shame in taking out implants. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they go around the horn talking about movies that changed their lives. And in the final thought they conclude that hard work pays off. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 06, 2021
#60 Skull and Bones, A Hand, Two Blank Faces and Another Hand
Nikki addressed the cliffhanger from yesterday's show. Andrew is way more relaxed than yesterday and touches upon his retirement lifestyle. Nikki talks about Andrew's strange behavior in her room while she was avoiding the Task Rabbit, In the headlines: thongs, words we can't pronounce about sleep deprivation, kids over a billion dollars and Andrew could have been the Tour De France sign lady. Listener mail is dubbed a new name and in the Final Thought, they ponder does being in expert at something mean you aren't working hard enough? Hmmm. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 02, 2021
#59 Warty Tissue
Between you and Nikki a handwritten letter means so much. Andrew is visibly stressed after getting into a fight with "a computer behind a computer". Nikki explains her take on hooking up and how to avoid "dick heartbreak", Andrew just doesn't get it. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew approve of therapy, stuffing your bra at Hooters and they care about Selma Hayek's aching breasts. The segment for today is Explain This, where Nikki and Andrew give listeners a peak into their private quarters. In the Final Thought they talk about personal surgery and Andrew's scary cyst. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jul 01, 2021
#58 A 6 '4 Assistant
Between you and Nikki, your time is valuable! She also lets besties in a on a secret purchase before anyone else. Andrew is supportive of Nikki's new collector item and is learning a lot from his new zen book. They figure out the qualities of someone who would be good to assist Nikki and You Heard it Here First: the behavior of exe's and how to forgive using Nikki's real life experience. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki reads some of her favorite posts and ultimately in the Final Thought they discuss how not to lie to kids and how to deal with teeth straightening. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 30, 2021
#57 Haute Couture Egg
Between You and Nikki she is not at all bummed about forgetting her make up bag on her last flight. Andrew slept well after adding "girlfriend" to his vernacular. Nikki aims to make decisions based off what makes her feel good including buying flowers for herself. You Heard It Here First: Nikki could work at Medieval Times, nothing is really original and stars always go first. The Top1 Bottom1 has them talking about fashion trends. And in the Final Thought Nikki encourages besties to not do the obvious thing. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 29, 2021
#56 Taking For Granite
Nikki is grateful to have a level headed friend like Whitney Cummings available to drop some wise words. Andrew is living it up in NYC spending time with a good friend and feeling anxious about Meek Mill's jewelry. Nikki shares a story about going to a place called The Rabbit Hole last night and enjoying getting out of her comfort zone. She's so comfortable that she shares a line of her poetry, Andrew writes one too. You heard it here first, they show their support for Britney Spears, Nikki admits to being a percentage of workaholics and Andrew's sports moment turns into a discussion about hot athletes. The Listener Mail segment is not poppy and in the Final Thought they send mixed messages to each other. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 25, 2021
#55 The New Usher w/ Pete Lee
Between You and Nikki, she is dropping a lot of "fashion eggs" with Producer Noa about the event she was having mixed feelings about yesterday. Andrew slept great after his brush with legend Rihanna in the lobby of the Bowery Hotel. Pete Lee joins them and talks about his upcoming Showtime Special: Tall, Dark and Pleasant which comes out on July 9th. Nikki and Pete bond over a similar situation they are going through and what it takes to deal with it. In the news we learn what Andrew would do with someone else's billion dollars, what an upside down pineapple indicates, about Norwegian sex positions and Pete Lee's world records. They play "The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done" and in the Final Thought they talk about bits on autopilot. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 24, 2021
#54 It's A Great Day!
Between you and Nikki, she didn't sleep well last night because she was watching too many clips of unrequited love. Andrew also had a rough night after playing too much virtual reality games. Nikki talks about seeing herself in VR sex, they discuss specific pop ups and Andrew drops a bomb about crushing news he received. Nikki is having all sorts of feelings about something she has coming up later today and Andrew helps her get her anger out with his headlines in You Heard It Here First. Nikki shares her latest Redddit Dump and in the Final Thought they discuss some stupid things done for horniness. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 23, 2021
#53 Poppying Out Hard
Between you and Nikki, sometimes comedians bring their "A stuff" or new material to the stage. Andrew is the only man in Greenwich CT who is sleeping on an air mattress and gets a special wake up call from his nephew. Nikki would love to get her neck hugged, partied with her parents and told a Clueless actor that she loves him this weekend. They coin a new phrase and in the news they cover stories that involve sex on a mountain top, creepy bar customers and Dave Chappelle singing with the Foo Fighters. Top1 Bottom1 of paternal communications and in the Final Thought they discuss how one of Nikki's special friends stands the test of time. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 22, 2021
#52 Side of the Story
Between you and Nikki, she's on her way to deserving nice things. Andrew is not too lazy to repeat his story about lazy side sex that is an all too familiar tale for Nikki who highlighted it back in 2013. Things keep coming back around on this magical episode that no one planned for. In between these moments Nikki and Andrew discuss public lewdness, formatting texts to guys and how the Stock Market "reads the vibe". Lots of gems in the Listener Mail and in the Final Thought Nikki is skeptical about Andrew's dad's fear of flying. Catch Nikki on Real Time with Bill Maher, Friday 6/18 and got to to find Nikki's tour dates to see her and Andrew on the road! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 18, 2021
#51 Sleepy Terrorist
Between you and Nikki she is back in Los Angeles and finding hacks for a creeping bad mood. Andrew appears to have had a rough night so Nikki picks him up by remind him about the preponderance of being a co-host on this show. You Heard it Here First! Make up has all sorts of chemicals, they all reveal what songs keep them up at night and a hot public display of affection definitely has Nikki caring. In the Collection of Co'uhls, Besties come thru with some hilarious submissions and Nikki reveals the ultimate co'uhl kryptonite. For the Final Thought they reminisce on meeting Liev Schreiber in the street and that possibly being the worst day of his life. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 17, 2021
#50 Always Set You Up
Between you and Nikki, she chooses to ignore some of her calendar alerts. We learn that posture and pain can affect how you sleep, what posture Nikki might enjoy while getting a foot rub and how to set up a friend for success while dining with a famous broadcaster. Dating and relationship stories fill the headlines and Andrew finally gets Nikki to not care about his story in the Why Do I Care segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump is full of gems and in the Final Thought Andrew gets an answer about how to get Nikki to go hiking. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 16, 2021
#49 Smoking Jacket
Between you and Nikki, she is loving St. Louis and her budding friendship with Joe Buck. Andrew is giddy over his upcoming golf tournament with Joe Buck as well. They discuss their wild St. Louis night and in the news we learn that Nikki's dream is to "get inside a whale", about death by envelope, what is stuck fetish, why it's a good idea to reset your phone before getting it repaired and that Nikki cares about a high profile getting back with an ex story. Today, Nikki shares a new segment called Slice of Life and plays a secret recording of herself. The Final Thought reveals what Andrew talks about to himself in the shower. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 15, 2021
#48 Got Some Schlopy and Special Announcements!
The day has finally come and Nikki can let Besties in on what she was working on in the Cayman Islands. With today's announcements of JFL Cancun and FBoy Island, Nikki talks about what it was like receiving the news. Nikki and Andrew tell stories from the Cardinals game they went to last night. You Heard it Hear First, Nikki shares her perspective on plastic surgery, Andrew thinks the opposite about ex's and more stories from the game after Joey Votto talks smack about St. Louis. In Listener Mail, they help a listener come up with a word, talk about lyrics and approve of a co'uhl. And Nikki encourages Andrew to call her out on stuff in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 11, 2021
#47 Inside A Moped w/ Bob Saget
Between you and Nikki, Besties are the best and an encounter that surprised Nikki when she was trying to be discreet. Andrew comes in hot, literally after getting some heat on IG. Bob Saget comes by the show and there is no shortage of "machine gun" jokes. They tell stories from the comedy scene, discuss jokes that stand the test of time, relationships, immortality and moulding their private parts. Nikki introduces a new segment called Burning Questions For Bob, where she, Andrew and Producer Noa compete to ask Bob their best question. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 10, 2021
#46 This Isn't Gonna Be All Make Up
Between you and Nikki she wants to get down to the bottom of Andrew's new drink obsession. They talk about projections....the one they had in school. Andrew's headlines spur conversations about canceling people, a wild trip to Alaska and relationships that don't work. Nikki unloads her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought Andrew explains how men handle their junk. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 09, 2021
#45 Full of Friendship
Between you and Nikki she is so over being jealous and gives Producer Noa some coping mechanisms for loss. Andrew is giddy after using hardwood floors for something people typically do on a bed. He and Nikki had a great weekend of friendship and Nikki finally wrote a song after watching a TED Talk. Andrew reports the news about dancing cave people, men who have an excuse to be vulnerable and a spoiler for the new season of The Bachelorette. Top 1 Bottom 1 gets Nikki to share her most personal thoughts and in the Final Thought they talk about a tickled elbow. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 08, 2021
#44 Four Corners of The Room
Between you and Nikki she loves Sam Harris' take on expanding your consciousness, she loves that her sister's students don't have to take end of year tests and Conan's interview with Bill Burr. Andrew slept great on clean sheets that aren't in his room and is apprehensive about a surprise challenge Nikki makes. You Heard it Here First - stuff in cash vaults, a new way of sitting on a plane, David Spade hosting Batchelor in Paradise and Naomi Osaka pulling out of the French Open. Listener mail brings all the swells as usual and a lyric dump in the Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 04, 2021
#43 Shoot That Hoop
Between you and Nikki she gives the play by play of last night's festivities. Andrew was psyched that Nikki picked a restaurant for her birthday that had basketball hoops. Lots of eyebrow raising questions come up in the You Heard It Here First news segment. Nikki and Andrew are able to Finish Each Other's Sentences accurately and in Nikki's Final thought she confirms her love languages. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 03, 2021
#42 Be Light About It
It's Nikki's birthday show and between you and her - she is looking forward to it and mainly loves today because she will get to go first. Andrew serenades Nikki with a birthday song and gets her the right kinda gift. They both warm up for karaoke later with some Machine Gun Kelly. You Heard It Here First - there are lots of celebrity roommates, swimming against the tide, bugs that buzz around and Nikki does care about Anna Faris' marriage advice. Lots of quickies in the Reddit Dump and Nikki goes easy on herself and tells Besties her birthday wishes in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 02, 2021
#41 Cliff Glaser!
Nikki is interlacing stories from her iHeart Radio Awards experience through the episode. The outfits her stylists gave her for the awards show and one she wore to lunch with David Spade, running jokes with Joel McHale, arriving with Gleb Savchenko and bonding with Nelly. Andrew talks about having a full suburban day. In the headlines he let's Nikki know what people are doing on the job, what people should not be doing on TikTok and they talk about the "Rachel". The Top 1 Bottom 1 segment has stories about being in cars and Nikki leaves the Final Thought with a to be continued... Learn more about your ad-choices at
Jun 01, 2021
#40 Ten Percent Popcorn
Between you and Nikki, she knows Andrew is a best friend because they can share shoes. Andrew slept alone in the apartment last night as Nikki headed out to LA and sat next to a familiar friend, Joe Buck! You Heard it Here First, Nikki knows about a David Spade DM, Celeb gossip IG Deux Mois, the return of The Celebrity Dating Game and Nikki's mom joins in to hear Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment. They go through Listener Mail and in the Final Thought they talk about stand up vs. story telling. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 28, 2021
#39 Press The Right Button w/ Dr. Emily Morse
Between You and Nikki today's pod covers some great topics about sexuality. She and Andrew dig deep into his love for, of all people, Hugh Grant. In the news they cover a sex toy study, misophonia and ultimatums. They connect with the expert on sex and host of Sex w/ Emily, Dr. Emily Morse in the Deep Dive segment to learn more about masturbation, solo or with a partner. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew share something that they've been wondering about relationships. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 27, 2021
#38 My Meds Were Peaking, Please
Nikki wonders if she needs more than a "jalopy and a half" to drive around town. Andrew did not take the hint that Nikki was sad last night over a relationship. She explains an overrated joke and even gets her dad EJ in on it. Andrew's You Heard it Here First inspires conversations about finances, favorite kid viral videos and hoodies with "dick" room. Nikki's Reddit Dump features a creepy crawler video and Kanye's joke. And in the Final Thought Nikki reads a DM from a listener who saw Andrew drop sushi at Whole Foods and Andrew reveals how he was once ahead of his time and also too little too late. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 26, 2021
#37 It's A "Dealership"
First weekend back in St. Louis and between you and Nikki she is feeling friendless. She and Andrew highlight the co'uhls of Eat, Pray, Love and talk about their experience at a local dealership. You Heard it Here First; how to end a conversation without lying, HS yearbook edits that no one asked for and A-Rod's new make up line. It's a Top1Bottom1 teacher's edition that makes Producer Noa hum and Nikki reflect on her emotions on 9/11 in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 25, 2021
#36 Drop It, Airplane Mode (A Make Up Podcast)
Between You & Nikki, she got the message regarding her tone, which turned out to be the stress she felt having to perform in front of a major name in comedy. Both Nikki and Andrew slept great because they made up in the car. Andrew reports about apps that drain your phone battery, a brave 11 year old and Tim Tebow in You Heard It Here First. They sort through bestie messages in Listener Mail and in the Final Thought, they discuss Nikki's latest date. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 21, 2021
#35 Get That Condition
Between You and Nikki she had a great dinner with her former Dancing With The Stars partner Gleb Savchenko and practiced honesty. Since honesty is the name of the game, Nikki and Andrew discuss being it stage and broaching taboo subjects. You Heard It Here First; falling asleep in an autonomous car, sabotaging opportunities and clickbait headlines. A tension inducing Finish My Sentence and in the Final Thought Nikki tells Andrew he hasn't been taking her subtle hints and Andrew tells Nikki about his fear for today. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 20, 2021
#34 Pukas in The Back
It's the morning after Nikki's hosting gig at the MTV Movie & TV Awards: Unscripted and Between You and Nikki she's got to clear up the Snooki thing! Andrew talks about why he's been sleeping so much and they introduce what animal they are. You Heard it Here First features passive aggressive notes and Nikki cares about the headlines that feature her! She shares a how-to in the Reddit Dump and they reveal their favorite animals in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 19, 2021
#33 Hey Babe
Between you and Nikki, she is very much aware of her character defect and what energy she brings on stage. Andrew and Nikki had adventures of their own last night. The headlines remind Nikki of her first word and her dad corroborates her story. Also, scientists working on the potential to breath from your rectum, cheating and funny auditions. In Top1Bottom1 they each recall a personal moment in sports and Nikki talks about a joke she told on To Tell The Truth in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 18, 2021
#32 So Indire
Between you and Nikki her effort to get spray tanned for The Tonight Show and Movie & TV Awards Unscripted could be the plot of an action movie. Andrew welcomes new listeners with a tip about the head and the hand and Nikki welcomes them with an intimate story that makes her think of Christmas. You literally Heard it Here First - Andrew recalls a repressed memory from childhood and discusses it for the first time, they sort through hilarious listener mail and Nikki gives the behinds the scenes of her wardrobe malfunction in front of Jimmy Fallon! Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 14, 2021
#31 Fashion Egg
Nikki explains that it's not all glitz and glamour in Hollywood, and once again she finds that she could have used some initiative from others. Nikki and Andrew are all jokes and swells after having a "Mount Vesuvius" of fights last night and they swipe through Nikki's dating app. Andrew brings lots of "co'uhl" headlines and Nikki absolutely cares about Taylor Swift throwing it back to her 1989 era. They go through a treasure trove of Collections of Co'uhls and discuss vulnerable men in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 13, 2021
#30 Opposite of Natural
Between you and Nikki it's hard to tell the difference between boundaries and expectations. Andrew slept just fine but he's limping after a HIIT class that Nikki will never go to. You Heard it Here First, Nikki and Andrew discuss divorce and getting back with an ex. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that leads to a Final Thought about allowing each other to breathe and "letting it in". Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 12, 2021
#29 Smells Like Summer Camp
Between you and Nikki she understands the good kind of pain. Andrew points out that they are taping in a 1930's Spanish villa in Los Angeles but Nikki is reminded of a cabin. Nikki performed at the Round while Andrew charmed Anthony Jeselnik with deep cuts from Tulane. You Heard it Here First, an inappropriate teacher, men looking forward to not connecting with women and fake reviews. In Top1Bottom1 they each bring personal stories about concert experiences. Follow us on Instagram @NikkiGlaserPod, go the link in our bio to leave us a voice message that Andrew will probably start listening to before you finish recording because he is so eager and it makes him emotional. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 11, 2021
#28 Start in Cincinnati and End in Cincinnati
Between You and Nikki, she is balancing the right amount of care about her work. In How'd You Sleep? Andrew confesses that he cared very much about the new listener voicemails and sobbed before bed, Nikki also reminds him of how he randomly cut her dad off in the middle of a story that for once was not about his famous daughter. You Heard it Hear first - Nikki and Andrew put their own spin on a new dating term, an artist's rendering of Andrew's ehhhm "thumb", a one night stand that turned to marriage and Andrew's Weekly Sport's moment is a to be continued... They listen to some great voicemails and in the Final Thought, dating app blahs and a sick mirror story. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 07, 2021
#27 Control Y
Between you and Nikki she is psyched to go on tour this summer. Andrew comes in singing and very quickly he and Nikki look more into his "asterisk". You Heard it Here First! A good amount of friends, keyboard shortcuts and the best way to hold Nikki. They Finish Each other's sentences and Andrew shares his joy of being in a relationship in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 06, 2021
#26 The Stern Connection
Nikki is feeling lucky to have met her radio hero and been part of his show. It always feels great when your 90's crush tells you about it too! Andrew moves at a different pace than Nikki and that's ok. You Heard it Here First there's a new kind of therapy that is making a lot of sense, private parts aren't really shrinking, kinda and Nikki definitely cares about Ben Affleck. The Silver Springs breakdown in a new segment called OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? Which leads into a satisfying Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 05, 2021
#25 Tongue In Cheeks
Between you and Nikki she is figuring out how to find her voice in music and wonders if being chill when everything goes wrong plays into being controlling. Andrew wonders if Nikki dreamt of having fans waiting for her at the airport and they dissect Bob Dylan's style. In the news; Kissing to break a spell, skepticism over algorithms, speculation on the return of "Bennifer" and Billie Eilish's new look. Nikki saves her Reddits to dump and a Final Thought on misspellings on heartfelt notes. Learn more about your ad-choices at
May 04, 2021
#24 A Big Component Of...
Between you and Nikki she is trying to be more organized and to remember to follow through with it. Andrew shares some of the upgrades to his morning routine. Nikki encourages him to give back to the universe for the man who syphoned his gas in the past and also gets into the spectrum of her spray tan. They dissect unending orgasms, T-Pain's DM issue and popular baby names in the news. They talk about getting outside of the box and have a come to Jesus moment in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 30, 2021
Nikki opens up about doing her best to stop exaggerating and to keep calm and text later! Andrew is giddy about the Task Rabbit putting together furniture, upskirts and Nikki's latest dirty subscription. You Heard it Here First stories include a ride from hell, reliving past relationships and a sexy shave. Nikki addresses some feedback and Andrew explains his new fire safety tool in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 29, 2021
#22 Sad Songs Written By Babies
Between you & Nikki, she's steadfast in her beliefs that talking into the ether helps heartache. As they ramp up to the Top1/Bottom1 Sad Song segment Andrew encourages Nikki to do her best singer impersonations in a warm aquarium. In the headlines they cover the rating decline for award shows, Andrew sharing a toilet with Obama, Reality TV is not fake, why birds exist, pride for men who come out as bi and Gen Z realizing there are hidden messages in children's movies. After discussing sad songs Nikki talks about her funeral playlist. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 28, 2021
#21 Verbal Journal
There are so many golden nuggets to find in today's episode, between you and Nikki shaved heads are cool especially on UFC's Thug Rose. Andrew had some fun on a lime scooter with his chick and Nikki wishes there was an app that could have "the talk" for her in relationships. You Heard it Here First, OM is intriguing, start your day off with 5 steps to attain more swells and a hell gig recap of the Oscars. The listeners come thru with some incredible notes and Nikki admits dismissing a morning routine that will surprise you! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 27, 2021
#20 Climate Change Your Tone
Nikki starts the show chatting with producer Noa about birthdays and good gestures. Andrew is back in the apartment in St. Louis emptying his "5 days of stock" and Nikki slept just fine after an Earth Day movie night. The news inspires stories about painful liquids, dementia prevention, pushing past discomfort, 420 and Andrew makes the best joke that Nikki has ever heard. They find a good quote from Albert Einstein and wrap it all up with appreciation for curiosity. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 23, 2021
#19 Barracudas on Molly
Well, "You Heard it Here First" this is a 2 part podcast, you'll find out who stayed in the Cayman Islands and who is broadcasting from Gate D. Nikki and Andrew talk about coke, the truth behind a yogurt shop, decriminalized prostitution and fish's feelings. On Nikki's Reddit Dump they find nostalgia, the first mention of periods, the best guy on the news and Andrew talks about RectiCare in front of a family. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 22, 2021
#18 Forty One Phoneless
Nikki sees her friend Andrew in distress as his most precious possession is cracked and broken. Yes, his phone has sadly passed and he describes the hardship of getting on Instagram without it. Nikki has her own "old renegade" encounter and You Heard it Here First; Horoscopes are kind of right, the T-Rex count is low, climate change is happening and no, Nikki doesn't care about diets. They Finish Each other's sentences and get a little dark in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 21, 2021
#17 Old Renegade
Between you and Nikki, she is loving the "Cayman Way" and doesn't really want to leave even if there's broken glass poolside. It's Andrew's birthday morning after a fancy dinner where a kid threw him for a loop. They cover jackpot winners, lap dances and bikinis and Taylor Swift's record breaking achievement. They read some great listener mail and explore why it's never good to be the girl a guy is "talking to". Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 20, 2021
#16 Talking Skeletons
Between you and Nikki, she really doesn't want the job of being a marketing guru for herself. She wakes Andrew up with her "emotional smell" and in the news he shares an uplifting story about a man who fixed his life up with falcons. They discuss cheating revenge and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they cover UFC trash talking on social media. They go through some listener mail about a topic that makes Andrew buzz, laughter and share sentiment for someone going through financial difficulty. Send us an email: to be part of the show! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 16, 2021
#15 Making A Wishbone
Between You and Nikki she has been doing research on crying and so far she's made progress in finding another embarrassing book title to add to her collection. Andrew is a little crusty from sleeping in late while Nikki enjoyed Howard Stern's interview with John Stamos. Before he gets to the news, Andrew shares a story that will explain the title of this episode and won't make his mom proud. Nikki goes on a Reddit Dump and they close out the show sharing too much about personal passwords and their confusion over glass doors. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 15, 2021
#14 Sugah, Bonah
Between you and Nikki it's a little tough to be sexy without being judged and relationship books with odd titles actually work. At last night's wrap party Andrew saw Nikki as a "fun little blonde", they both talk about having fun without drinking and Andrew has a full on transformation when he delivers the news that stops Nikki in her tracks. They also have a swell time digging into the Collection of Co'uhls. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 14, 2021
#13 Duck Heads
Nikki is facing an ending for a project in a way she hasn't experienced yet. She is appreciative of Andrew's ideas to help her role play a drill sergeant. Andrew stays up late which might explain why gets confused about duck anatomy in the You Heard It Here First segment. Nikki loves what William Shatner said on his 90th birthday but doesn't care about Grimes' new tattoo. They Finish Each Other's sentence without opening up Pandora's box and in the Final Thought Andrew regrets having confidence about ducks and they all... Steve Irlose. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 13, 2021
#12 The Butt I Was Dealt
The Nikki Glaser Pod crew want listeners to have all the swells so between you and Nikki, resentment sucks. Andrew finally sleeps in the perfect temperature, Nikki comes up with a pitch for Shark Tank while a shark appears in the distance, they urge women to let go... of flatulence and cover a range of topics in the news. They read off some listener submitted Grossest Thing You've Ever done stories and round it all off with a Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 09, 2021
#11 Yeah, Dad Ya Clown!
Nikki feels her emotions stirring as she anticipates an end. Good thing Andrew has a headline in the segment You Heard It Here First about emoting through music. She blows off steam with Korn lyrics while Andrew is coming off the high of finally getting "verified". Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 08, 2021
#10 Conan Day
Today's podcast is recorded before and after Nikki's appearance on Conan. Although the gang has some recording issues nothing can get them down on Conan Day. It's a warts and all kind of show and you know how Nikki feels about warts! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 07, 2021
#9 Five Sentences or Less
Nikki seldom enjoys seeing herself on stuff she is on but loved learning about her friends and herself on the new documentary Hysterical. She and Andrew can't help but sing to each other before discussing the evils of money, psychopaths and Hollywood in You Heard it Here First. They have a swell time reading listener mail and Andrew's final thought is horny. Write in to the show at - 5 sentences or less! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 06, 2021
#8 Fever Dream
Nikki addresses her IG stories that involve her legs and how a self tanner is giving her "bi" vibes. Andrew has some popping headlines and his weekly segment about sports. They discuss how to combat the voice in your head in Mental Health Moment and round out the show acknowledging that today's recording proves that they all work on themselves. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 02, 2021
#7 Our Best Friends
Between You and Nikki, she's in a pretty good mood. She talks about some perfume sampling, working through some resentments that you could probably relate to. Andrew delivers some headlines about alternate reality, tongue stretching and divorce before they introduce the segment Collection of Co'uhls. Big announcement in the Final Thought- Listener names! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Apr 01, 2021
#6 Lost In A Binge
Nikki talks truth about fillers, wonders about Andrew's odd behavior around a pizza last night, they cover some sex stories in the news, "Finish Each Other's Sentences" and don't get into a fight in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Mar 31, 2021
#5 Swells!
Everyone's grateful to start the week but Nikki isn't sure why Andrew has been chewing on his hands. They talk about smells in life and in the news, hooking up with people pretending to be animals, Andrew's ideal boyfriend for Nikki and they also introduce a new segment called Yesterday I Learned. Learn more about your ad-choices at
Mar 30, 2021
#4 Inside Jokes
Nikki explains how much she loves that she technically got to joke with Will Ferrell. Andrew talks about a sting out in his nether region, they cover a sexy kiss in the headlines, introduce a new segment called The "Blankest" Thing I Ever Did and explain why movies need to try harder in the final thought. Share your grossest moment with the show by emailing Learn more about your ad-choices at
Mar 26, 2021
#3 Early Forty
Between you and Nikki, find out what happened after the recording session yesterday. Nikki and Andrew discuss a unique angle this podcast takes, sex stats and latest headlines, Nikki slides into a Bachelor's DMs and in the Final Thought the gals help Andrew figure out his insecurity. We want to help you with your "textual or sexual" DMs! E-mail us: Learn more about your ad-choices at
Mar 25, 2021
#2 Everything But The Peas
Nikki's set time gets the crew up early for recording. Between you and Nikki, she'll tell you the weird thing she does on stage that only one other comedian does, Andrew reads the headlines and gives the backstory of his shirt and Nikki shares a favorite Game Changer! Write to the show and tell us your Game Changer:! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Mar 24, 2021
#1 On Location!
This is it! Nikki is on location on a tropical island and introducing you to her brand new show. Enjoy the first episode and get to know the cast, some perspectives on headlines and top 2 bottom 2 gifts they've received. Lastly, enjoy a sincere note from Nikki in her final thought! Email us @ and be part of the show! Learn more about your ad-choices at
Mar 23, 2021
Introducing: The Nikki Glaser Podcast
The Nikki Glaser Podcast is your daily companion and BFF that is real, fast-paced, and peppered with Nikki’s sense of humor and honesty to keep you sane, well-informed and laughing through life.  Learn more about your ad-choices at
Mar 12, 2021