The Nikki Glaser Podcast

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 Aug 19, 2021

MIKEY MIKE
 Jul 4, 2021
Andrew needs to be replaced by a male

Lennox
 Apr 16, 2021
Nikki and Andrew are so entertaining. One of my favorite podcasts by far!

Jo
 Apr 9, 2021
Great show. Holland and the Netherlands are the same place.

Jordan
 Apr 4, 2021
tons of fun. great back amd forth between Nikki and Andrew

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Every Monday through Thursday, comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

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#273 Disposable Thumbs
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UPDATE: This will be the last show that Nikki will use her robot voice!

Nikki, Andrew, Chris and Noa start off by talking about the list of Best TV Shows and then somehow dive into platform shoes for men. They bring back the segment Burning Questions For Bob to ask each other what they really wanted to know about the last couple of weeks that the show has slowed down. 

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Sep 30, 2022
#272 Back From Vocal Surgery
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Nikki is back but still has to be quiet under doctor's orders so she is using a text to speech app, bitch. Chris Convy joins to help describe how it has been for Nikki the last couple of weeks of vocal rest. They talk about the difference between going to a barbershop vs. hair salon, first kisses and first sex and how Jon Hamm fell into the story of Nikki and Chris falling in love. You Heard It Here First: A man was finally mic'd having an orgasm but not like we wanted, dancing is a depresh killer and the article on Nikki on Esquire.com that you must read.

This episode was a little challenging for us because of the circumstance but it means a lot to be able to do this for you. We hope you enjoy it. xoxo.

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Sep 29, 2022
#271 Finding Your Voice w/ Anya Marina
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Nikki's "crumble" voice is still healing. She got some time in with Andrew and Anya Marina to talk about House of Hammer, Matt Pond PA becoming The Natural Lines and how singers break out their singing voice to their friends for the first time. Anya plays a song she wrote for her songwriting group called Earrape (disirregardlessly). They listen to a bunch of Fanthrax voicemails that cover Swifty dance parties, a mispronunciation, forest sex, 1st orgasms and dating advice. 

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Sep 20, 2022
#270 Operation: Dancer In The Dark
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Nikki is currently on vocal rest and she left this story for Besties to enjoy. She shares her experience going above and beyond to surprise her boyfriend Chris for his birthday. Secret photos, a flight to Europe, conspiring with dancers at a strip club, a pink wig and Australians are all involved in her secret mission. Andrew is hanging on to the edge of his seat by his fissure. Chris Convy also joins to help recap the story. 

While we drop the pod weekly please catch up on past episodes and videos. Xoxo.

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Sep 13, 2022
#269 Waiting For FEMA
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Nikki is skeptical about Andrew attending his cousin’s wedding over the weekend. She also has concern for the elderly being forced to do things they don't want. After feeling insulted on some press interviews, she likely won't return to some local stations. Nikki is off to vocal surgery this week so she intentionally talks slower, Andrew and Noa aren't used to it. While her partner is away Nikki has been trying to use music to masturbate and at the same time has a new appreciation for "Daddy" Porn. 

ATTN Besties: We will be putting out one podcast per week for the next 3 weeks as Nikki recovers from vocal surgery. Please catch up on the pods you've missed and follow us on Instagram for updates. -xoxo

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Sep 07, 2022
#268 Slow and Measured
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Nikki is feeling much better today. She's leaning into love and the possibility of having a new persona after her vocal surgery. Andrew's anxieties about his headlining show were put to rest after he had a great gig. Nikki has been watching classic movies from the 90's and they both have been digging Hannibal Buress' rap career. In the Fanthrax segment Besties leave voicemails about working in restaurants, wanting an update on Anya's lost bikini, awkward movie scenes, why Nikki is a bird and feeling seen!

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Sep 02, 2022
#267 It's Always In Me!
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That ring is still on Nikki's finger in case you were wondering... and she has adjusted her life around it. Andrew is in the green room of Zanie's comedy club in Nashville way too early for his headlining gig. Nikki reminisces about the horror of staying at "comedy condos" and dealing with bullies when she was a teacher. In the news, You Heard It Here First, they decide that stealing from restaurants is not cool, Nikki hasn't seen cum in years and the consensus is to leave Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde alone. 

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Sep 01, 2022
#266 Pavement Angel
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Nikki is really interested in why Andrew has a duck on his STL hat. They both had to hunt down their food delivery orders. Nikki is not feeling all that great since she has a crick in her neck and fighting her depression. Learning about Taylor Swift's new album gives Nikki life and Taylor's VMA after party outfit makes Nikki suspect about a possible life change. Nikki and Andrew talk about what gets their creative juices flowing and land on the origin of music. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they find out about a race in STL, that a penis is not breathtaking and who has a better orgasm. In the Final Thought Andrew tells how he pranks his girlfriend Brenna.

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Aug 31, 2022
#265 Jimmy Kimmel Live! Post Show Review w/ Carlisle Forrester
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This episode was taped the morning after Nikki hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live! She and Andrew are joined by Bestie comedian Carlisle Forrester who joined Nikki on set. They get a little country before Nikki shares details from the show...like not putting on panties to keep from getting underwear lines. She lets Besties in on the behind the scenes of her show opening, the political roast segment, working with kids and interviews with Danny DeVito and Jameela Jamil. Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle talk about not being able to listen to their comedy sets, making unhealthy comparisons and Instagram vs. reality posts. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 segment they all share some funny stories about traveling on a plane and discover why Andrew and Producer Noa can never sit together.

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Aug 30, 2022
#264 She Was So... w/ Chris Convy
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Nikki is feeling like she is in good hands for her hosting gig tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live! She, Andrew and Chris Convy talk about the art of the one liner joke and how Dan Mintz inspired them recently. Nikki talks about a time she bombed at Just For Laughs: New Faces of Comedy. Nikki and Chris share some stories from the green rooms they've been in recently. They all chime in about Nikki wearing a pantsuit for late night TV and what she imagines it would be like to have that as a job. Nikki tells Chris she has no idea what kind of engagement ring she wants and her younger self to find Allen Carr's The Easy Way To Stop Drinking sooner. In the Fanthrax segment they help a Bestie out with addiction and hair loss and get some breaking news from a Bestie who is monitoring a potential friendship between Nikki and Taylor Swift.

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Aug 26, 2022
#263 Microghost
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Nikki is not overly prepared for her hosting gig on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and she's not stressed about it. She tells Andrew about the new "5 rule" she is applying to life to help get over worrying. They dig into Untold the Manti Te'o documentary and Andrew gives an elevator pitch for Jerrod Carmichael's On the Count of Three .They talk about getting physical in the kitchen with their partners and how to break bad cycles in a relationship. Andrew shares a short story with a neutral ending about his High School football days. In the Final Thought Nikki is not sure how she will keep quiet during sex after vocal surgery.

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Aug 25, 2022
#262 Double Back w/ Chris Convy
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Nikki and her boyfriend Chris have two different definitions of The Glaser Effect. Nikki will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday. Last time she hosted was early on in the pandemic when she and Chris were still friends not lovers. Andrew remembers the turning point of Chris and Nikki's friendship and it involved boobs. Chris may take the relationship to a new level now that Nikki has a picture of him on her lock screen. While in Boston, Nikki went all out and bought a ring to remind her of Poppy's sass. She is reading the book Breaking the Habit of Being Yourself and is now a believer of manifestations. In the Final Thought they go through Nikki's Reddit Dump. 

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Aug 24, 2022
#261 The Best I've Ever Had
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Nikki and Andrew remember colloquialisms from their early days. Nikki is so done with forwards and introductions in books. They discuss 'The Princess' and Nikki points out the jealous in Princess Di and Prince Charles' relationship. They discuss the good, bad and ugly of a punchline about Jewish people. Nikki gives more details about her upcoming vocal surgery and luckily the procedure won't require something from one of Noa's metal albums. Nikki and Andrew had some recent interactions with fans. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 segment they talk about parties that they've been to.

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Aug 23, 2022
#260 Horse Head w/ Ben Gleib
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Nikki and Andrew have another dose of fun with Ben Gleib. He drops a huge truth bomb on his warming up theory that Nikki has been living by. It all leads to a story about doing drugs with a homeless man in Amsterdam. Nikki is excited to be on vocal rest because it will give her more of a reason to zone out in the elevator. Andrew tries to manifest a new penis. Nikki admits that women find it hard to ask guys to use condoms, Ben and Andrew admit that men want sex no matter what. In Fanthrax, Besties leave voicemails about rectal care, fighting rudeness with kindness and learning dirty words by accident.

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Aug 19, 2022
#259 From One Wet Mouth To Another w/Ben Gleib
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Nikki and Andrew are excited to talk to Ben Gleib about his new special THE MAD KING which is available for free. Andrew's mouth can't help but add some sound effects while Nikki tells Ben about her favorite jokes from the special. Ben points out something problematic with Nikki's PSA about sharing the road with cyclists. Nikki pays scrupulous attention to porn analytics and that is too much for Ben's ADHD. They play the Blankest Thing and discuss the "smartest" thing they've ever done. This leads to conversations about relationships, how to find confidence and beating speech impediments. 

 

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Aug 17, 2022
#258 A Ledge Headly w/ Chris Convy and Julie Glaser
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Nikki is rounding out the week with Chris Convy and Good Will's new potential ambassador Julie Glaser. Nikki and Chris may take a note from Andrew's book about a king sized bed. Julie recalls the time from Nikki's childhood when she became a bitch (not her words). Nikki and Chris discuss their favorite Norm Macdonald jokes, Nikki does 2 second impersonations and Julie talks about her lung. In Fanthrax, besties discuss gibberish techniques, Peter Park of Fboy Island and lies that parents tell. 

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Aug 12, 2022
#257 GQ GA w/ Chris Convy & Anya Marina
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A lot of good questions and good answers are had between Nikki and her guests Chris Convy and Anya Marina. Communication between men, how Hillary Duff was an ally to the gay community and staying away from toxic positivity are on top of mind. Anya brings her dad's energy to a discussion about being better around people you care about and how to handle Nikki's rollercoaster of emotions. They play Never Have I Ever... a game that one of them has already played once today. 

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Aug 11, 2022
#256 On Delay! On Delay! w/ Ian Fidance
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Nikki and Andrew catch up with their pal Ian Fidance who hosts the new podcast Bein' Ian ...w Jordan. Ian reminds everyone about the time he had to check Andrew's penis at Au Bon Pain. Nikki shares how she met Ian on the set of Bonnie McFarlane's movie and what their roles were. They talk about tattoo culture and break ups. In order to save her voice and still make her commitments, Nikki invites a college radio DJ named Justin to interview her on the pod for a very funny mashup. Noa gives them a quiz about Gen Z terminology and they all understood the assignment!

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Aug 10, 2022
#255 Gibberish Training Bra w/ Anya Marina
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Nikki is in her hotel room and joined but her BFFs Andrew and Anya Marina. She explains how her boyfriend "deflowered her" recently. Anya learns about Andrew's nipple issue which sparks a conversation about first bras. Nikki gives a lesson in gibberish and kudos if you got it. Anya has been watching docuseries one of which is The Deep End and the other is about revenge porn. Nikki peels apart the porn industry and also explains what she enjoys. You Heard It Here First: men don't like violent porn and a penis is the mode in pie ala mode. With the finale of FBoy Island on HBO Max airing they reveal more of what went on behind the scenes. 

 

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Aug 09, 2022
#254 Do What You Want
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Nikki considers changing her name to Nikki th6 Goddess. Not really. She's back in Los Angeles while Andrew is in studio touching the stuffed animals in indecent ways. They talk about celebrity couples who are on Dancing With The Stars vs ones performing sex scenes. Andrew tells a new story he's working on for his Nashville tour date. Nikki does care about what Sidney Sweeney has to to say about the unglamorous and expensive side of Hollywood. They play the Esther Perel game Where Should We Begin? and tell stories about hurting someone unintentionally.

 

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Aug 04, 2022
#253 Myth...
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Nikki and Andrew have a Disney moment over the filthy mic cover that is still on the floor of the studio. Nikki touches upon Esther Perel's article on Relationship Myths but it seems like Andrew pays attention to the wrong parts. Nikki has a question for women who don't want to give blowjobs. Andrew has been getting heartburn during sex. Nikki digs deeper into her perfectionism and Andrew tries to sell her on a new luggage idea. Nikki does care about CO2 emissions but is not giving Taylor Swift grief. She shares the Reddit threads she's been reading late at night and in the Final Thought finds a new sex toy at her local pharmacy.

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Aug 03, 2022
#252 Loose Lipped
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Nikki is a little puffy from having so many nightmares. She recaps her time at Just For Laughs Montreal and updates Andrew on her latest Columbine read. Andrew spent his weekend watching House of Gucci and hanging with "the boys". They analyze FBoy Island in the segment F Anal Eyeland by answering questions submitted from Besties via Instagram.

 

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Aug 02, 2022
#251 Let's Talk About It!
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Nikki swears she washed all the manure off her hands from the mulch she picked up while walking Luigi. Nikki and Andrew relate to each other on impulsivity. Now that her home is organized, there is less to complain about. Another positive note, Nikki is starting to care less about what exterior forces think. She and Andrew talk about the pressures of crowd work. Nikki makes a promise about her next special and Andrew promises to never leave a cat in a burning building again. Besties leave messages for the Fanthrax segment about bailing on friends, wide vaginas and Taylor Swift.

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Jul 29, 2022
#250 Bowing Up
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Nikki's new mic cover stinks and almost makes Andrew puke. Conflict of interest might not be worth it but figuring out if Peter Park is an Fboy totally is! Andrew says he can beat Garret from FBoy Island up. Nikki knows the exact moment she knew that she was not gay. Neil deGrasse Tyson wanted to meet Nikki on the street and she has video evidence. Before getting into the news about massage parlors and snacks from childhood they discuss raw dogging during sex. Andrew shares a long succinct short story in his segment about a fight on the golf course. 

 

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Jul 28, 2022
#249 Manurysm
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Nikki is back in studio with Andrew Collin. They talk a little more about her "girl's trip" and ads on a PSA for pilots. Nikki is not miffed about a review Anya sent her on Good Clean Filth. She saw some familiar faces in the green room at Late Night w/ Seth Meyers last week. You Heard It Here First: Nikki and Andrew talk about the behind the scenes moments that were not shown during an intense day at FBoy Island, which you can watch now on HBO Max. Nikki's Reddit Dump has some crystal ball humor, advice about the last drop of pee and a good "Me IRL". In the Final Thought Nikki tells Andrew about a private island she visited.

 


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Jul 27, 2022
#248 It's Not Over! (Unplugged in the Hamptons)
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Nikki and 8 of her best girlfriends from different eras of her life take a quick trip to the Hamptons for some RNR. Of course, Besties are invited to join them in Cerelina's sunroom as they talk about their friendship over one mic. It gets raw!

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Jul 26, 2022
#247 What Was His Name?
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Nikki got to act in a movie this week and thought that Will Arnett was outside her tailer door. Turns out it was a guy named Carl. Andrew points out that she has gone Hollywood and her outfit confirms it... and salacious headlines in tabloids and maybe some other things that happened during this pod do too. Nikki got to meet Andrew's dream guy and he gave her a compliment that felt good. With time for only one voice message in the Fanthrax segment, Nikki gets a surprise call from her BFF.

FBoy Island is now on HBO MAX, Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth premieres on HBO MAX on Saturday July 16th. Tune in! 

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Jul 15, 2022
#246 Cigarette's Butts
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Nikki is back on that Diet Coke sauce. She had so much fun on Conan Needs A Friend but was secretly second guessing herself. Nikki's inner voice is a 7th grade boy and Andrew gets nervous around Frat guys. It's hard to get a group together but Nikki has a trip planned with her girlfriends. Just in time for the premiere of FBoy Island season 2 on HBO Max, Nikki finds a headline that she really likes about it. They play The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done and reveal their "couhlest" moments!

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Jul 14, 2022
#245 Poignant Nifty
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Nikki is doing press all over Los Angeles and is a little nervous about being a good guest on Conan Needs A Friend. She had a blast with Lizzy Cooperman. At karaoke they performed a song that no one would expect. Check out some bonus clips from Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?. Nikki and Andrew discuss bailing on people, The Worst Person in The World and if porn can be a retirement plan. Nikki goes through her Reddit Dump and has some great picks!

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Jul 13, 2022
#244 Landmines
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Nikki and Andrew have polar opposite struggles, one wants less work and one wants more. It is what it is! Never say that about a vagina. Nikki talks about the first time she told her friends she didn't like hers. They talk about the NYC and Los Angeles comedy energies. Nikki makes an astute observation about body image issues we have during sex. You Heard It Here First: The Suicide Lifeline gets a new number in time for Nikki's HBO Comedy Special Good Clean Filth and babies are role models. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about things you would find in a hotel room.

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Jul 12, 2022
#243 Fanthrax Only!
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Nikki and Andrew are joined by Aria Thomé STL vocal coach and sound healer as they dig through voicemails from Besties that inspire fun and introspective conversations.

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Jul 08, 2022
#242 Class President Moment w/ Aria Thomé
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Nikki invited her vocal instructor/sound healer Aria Thomé  (cast of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?) to join the pod. She shares her background and answers all the questions Nikki and Andrew have about being a trans woman and her journey to finding peace within. To learn more about Aria's sound healing services and vocal coaching, please visit her website: ariasound108.com

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Jul 07, 2022
#241 Fight The Bubble
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After a long weekend Nikki and Andrew share their activities. Nikki did too much but that did not include jumping off a cliff. Andrew binged old movies and went one step too far with something bulky in his pants. Nikki explains a new reason to hate fireworks, doesn't agree with pissing in a pool and doesn't mind a flaccid penis. You Heard It Here First; rudeness on dates, a balance test that tells how long you'll live, Nikki called it, Cameron Diaz "unretires" and Nikki clears the air on a sensational headline that pitted her against Kim Kardashian. Lots of silly Reddit Dumps including this great joke by comedian Austin Lonnenberg. In the Final Thought Nikki tells a story from her 4th of July about an outburst she had at a restaurant.

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Jul 06, 2022
#240 Hot Mess Express
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ATTN: We will not have a pod on Monday July 4th because Nikki will be on a cliff. The pod takes off with a cat chat. To not feel shame Nikki wants to be an inanimate object. She's thinking of bringing snap bracelets back but only if they can be recycled. She and Andrew discuss a study about women with higher IQ's than men. You Heard It Here First, holding in your pee on a long car ride is not so bad unless you have no Kegel muscles. Besties helping Besties and one with a dad similar to EJ leave voicemails for Fanthrax. 

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Jul 01, 2022
#239 No Tog
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Nikki almost ripped her eye out, she wouldn't mind if Andrew became a creepy Stephen King oracle and has a proposal for an iMessage improvement. Andrew wrote a movie once and they both talk about films starring Albert Brooks. Nikki loves the new Elvis movie but hates her mom's plan for a bargain on oral surgery. Addiction is more complicated than you think and You Heard It Here First, so are relationships and oxytocin. Andrew shares his untold dentist story on Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle segment.In the Final Thought Nikki explains why she had a vibrator put in an unlikely place and why she is not so pleased with Wendy Williams. 

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Jun 30, 2022
#238 Roses, That's It
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Nikki got an affirming text from Bert Kreischer about exhaustion, it took a lot to surive his Fully Loaded Tour. Nikki and Andrew talk about their old family cars and a dream they both have. Andrew tells a story about his Aunt Melanie that might indicate she is super human. Nikki has an epiphany about her family's nature before her and Andrew make controversial statements. You Heard It Here First; Nitrous at the dentist is always a "yes", festivals will make you happy but stuff on the news won't. Nikki's Reddit Dump makes her ponder if it's possible to be friends with a friend with benefits long term.

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Jun 29, 2022
#237 Dirty Nude Bra Strap
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Nikki and Andrew share some tidbits from their time off. Andrew golfed a new record and Nikki went to Columbine twice. Nikki has mixed feelings about wearing a bikini on a comedy tour and Andrew wonders how personal to get with a stranger? Nikki was a little confused with Toronto's sense of humor and nationalism. However, she was too smart for a religious conversion at the Columbine Memorial. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they each talk about fashion trends for their sex. 

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Jun 28, 2022
#236 Piece of Seaweed
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Show announcement! We will be on vacation next week. Unfortunately Nikki's airBNB might be a little much. However, she might get the sex tape she's always secretly wanted. The Fully Loaded Festival w/ Bert Kreischer is coming up and Nikki tells Andrew how she feels about being on a tour bus. EJ got the heaviest gift certificate for Father's Day, Andrew might listen to Nikki's advice about being a mailbox and jealousy is nefarious. You Heard It Here First, don't get drunk and try to sell your car and women don't have enough orgasms from penetration. Besties leave fun voicemails in the Fanthrax segment. And Nikki might finally have a cool night sleep when she gets home from vacation. 

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Jun 17, 2022
#235 Is She Your Teacher? W/ Natalie Garcia (MaeDay Rescue)
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Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that she is getting vetted for fostering a bird named Elmer. Also, you'll never guess who came up with the name of the  #whosyourdoggieseries.

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Jun 16, 2022
#234 G- Damn!
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Nikki asks Andrew if she can give his expired prepared meals to her mom. They discuss being recognized and Nikki says she has "grandma style" as a daily look. Vinegar might be a good fabric softner but it can't get a face as soft as Andrew's after a shave. Luigi was a good guard dog. Nikki is annoyed about her joke being edited but they celebrate the FBoy Island 2 announcement. They flash back to 1995 and an aggressive Sunny-D commercial. Andrew drops 2 jokes that Nikki heard late. She clears some things about the Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Finale before getting to Reddit Dump. 

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Jun 15, 2022
#233 Max, Do You Love Me?
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Nikki went to the gynecologist this morning and had a surprise shadow. Andrew has hot dogs and baked beans on the brain. They try to figure out their last supper, if Andrew will quit his F45 classes and Nikki is bummed about being alone. You Heard It Here First, how to distract a liar, a creepy crawly way to make extra cash and Nikki gives her thoughts on Taylor Swift's imposter syndrome. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about school subjects. Nikki closes the show reading a letter she wrote sucking up to her science teacher and figures out which Britney Spears song she became. 

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Jun 14, 2022
#232 So Tiny w/ Chris Convy
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Chris Convy of The Courtney Show , E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? and Nikki's LOVER joined the pod. There was a lot of chemistry going on. We learn about chasing bodies and door etiquette. They share stories about seeing their partner in a different light, being telegenic and behind the scenes of the podcast.  You Heard It Here First, Nikki might have Witzelsucht syndrome and this podcast might be a band or a family. Or both? After discussing important "shower leans" they hear a voicemail from a Bestie which prompts Andrew to come up with a new monicker for the listeners. 

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Jun 10, 2022
#231 Meet At The Palm Tree w/ Bestie Daniel
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Nikki and Andrew try talking slower for a change and reveal why they talk fast. Nikki does not want any sort of editing done on her photos and she likes a forced excuse. In the Besties Being Guesties Nikki reconnects with a long lost Spring Break buddy from the "Alabama Boys" Daniel Burson. They help each other fill in the gaps about meeting for the first time about 20 years ago. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew discuss long term relationships, commitments and not wanting the party to end. 

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Jun 09, 2022
#230 Unbridled Desire
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Nikki is cramping and cried on the toilet last night. She and Andrew talk about role play and why Andrew's girlfriend likes his new "facial haircut". They review the latest episode of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!, Nikki is not proud of exploding at her parents and they have a good laugh about Andrew having to meet Bobby Flay while wearing Nikki's clip on bangs. You Heard It Here First, Nikki got her phone stolen but doesn't care too much and a majority in the room would eat poop to look young. Nikki finds all sorts of treasures in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought she admits that she loved getting attacked by a bird for her birthday. 

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Jun 08, 2022
#229 That Might Trickle w/ Taylor McGraw
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Nikki's long time best friend Taylor is in town and joins her and Andrew in studio.They talk a whole lot about stealing and freight trains. Nikki wonders why Andrew left her birthday party early. In Fanthrax they hear about a guilty pleasure, a misuse of a deadly word and some fun facts about Pittsburg. In the Final Thought Taylor gives her perspective as the passenger that time Nikki hit a man with her car.

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Jun 03, 2022
#228 Nikki “Side Stage” Glaser
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Happy birthday Nikki! This will be the last one to celebrate, apparently. Andrew writes Nikki the perfect card to uplift her mood because she has been feeling like a "bag of old soup". Andrew noticed some things around St. Louis that aren't making sense. You Heard It Here First, Nikki is going to Europe! the Mona Lisa is kinda overrated and hold a tampon box to get through a crowd faster. They play a twist on Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game. Nikki had an epiphany in therapy and tells Andrew a story about getting shushed in a rap.

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Jun 02, 2022
#227 A Slow Pressure
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Nikki looked into "praise kink" and understands her preferences a little bit more. She has KBT's but that didn't spoil her weekend at Solid Sound Music Festival and getting closer to Wilco (Please listen to her new favorite song Story To Tell). You Heard It Here First, there is no template for sex frequency, likes and dislikes are both bad and Nikki enjoyed the new Sheryl Crow doc so much that she is beginning to sound like her. In her Reddit Dump Nikki shares her relatable and funny finds.

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Jun 01, 2022
#226 The Pawing Starts
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Andrew overcame a hiccup on the golf course that he's proud of and Nikki loved playing guitar for Besties for hours. They talk about work ethic and changing plans last minute. You Heard It Here First, free the nips and don't worry if your partner looks.Voicemails from Besties include a mispronunciation, gay dating apps co'uhls, creepy history and a ball duster! Check out Anthony DeVito's new special for free and get some discounted pod merch until 5/31: podshop.nikkiglaser.com.

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May 27, 2022
#225 Return Label
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This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Nikki is reluctant to know what Andrew got stretched this morning that made him feel so good. She did stretching of her own with new bunion splints. Andrew reviews Jackass Forever and his favorite scene had to do with note taking. They talk about torture museums and then about the tragedy in Uvalde County. You Heard It Here First, 'retail therapy' is not therapy and it's ok to take your ex's stuff if you really want it. Andrew successfully makes Nikki feel "seen" in the Finish My UberEats Order segment. Nikki's final thought includes her confusion about Letterman coming out of retirement to interview celebrities.

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May 26, 2022
#224 STEM by Me
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Andrew confesses to be a "Maxinista" when Nikki notices his polka dot socks. Despite covering her eyes and wearing Airpods most of the time Nikki liked Top Gun Maverick and found a new hot actor from it. Nikki is working to change her banana shape with a new alignment coach who knows her kind. You Heard It Here First, STEM is not the same as the cells, David Cronenberg might be a Bestie, Nikki really liked Adam Sandler's speech at NYU and what are all the thespians to do? In Reddit Dump Nikki brings up a lot of good saved questions and anecdotes to ponder. 

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May 25, 2022
#223 I Learned That The Hard Way
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Nikki's hair care routine is several steps longer than Andrews. By the end her hair smells like a creamsicle and goes perfect with a new hack she learned for bottom lashes. Andrew goes through why he got off anti-depressants as Nikki is feeling all emotions all at once. She shares what she learned from her Sam Harris meditation about physical responses to feelings. You Heard It Here First; around the web people are putting their heads in hangers, taking bad couples photos and musicians are calling out their labels for being co'uhl. In Top1 Bottom1 they go around the horn about karaoke songs. In Final Thought a strange story from a meet and greet still has them confused.

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May 24, 2022
#222 Call Him "Bine"
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Nikki and Andrew think renting bowling shoes is useless and a money scheme. Nikki is thinking a lot about people committing to stuff that doesn't work. She and Andrew have very different experiences at first Frat parties but no regrets about it. A news story prompts a pitch for Amber Alerts. In an extended Fanthrax segment they hear from Besties about going to shows alone, a co'uhl, birthday feelings, the weight of a soul and setting boundaries with a mom.

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May 20, 2022
#221 Tunnel Vision w/ Bestie “Em”
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Paris Hilton gifted Nikki a pair of large sunglasses just in time for Nikki to hide her "lion eyes". Today Taylor Swift turned into a Doctor and gave a commencement speech at NYU. They discuss Taylor's thoughts on “cringe” then talk about being a huge fan of something. Nikki and Andrew give their perspectives on the new Sports Illustrated controversy and checking off boxes.  They introduce a new segment called Besties Being Guesties which features Bestie “Em” who listens to the pod while on patrol as a police officer. After learning a couple of things about co’uhl by-laws and dildos on the scene, Nikki brings up some new details about her upcoming special in the Final Thought.

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May 19, 2022
#220 Closed Captions
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Nikki has been watching a show in British and there are some words she really likes. Andrew is using Brenna's cup and thinks his friend's huge Hamptons home is haunted. Nikki has also been watching the documentary Our Father and is really angry about it. Now that Andrew ordered a hair loss drug, they talk about the challenges of losing hair. You Heard It Here First, don't piss in milkshakes, comedy cures depression unless no one takes your card and Nikki loves tired guys. Andrew calls his dad to assuage Nikki's fears about her parents getting caught with high cancer bills and in Reddit Dump we learn how to pick the perfect lipstick, listen to the perfect sound and Nikki sings some jingles.

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May 18, 2022
#219 A Drowned Worm
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Last night's episode theme of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E! had to be examined after Nikki was hurt by a comment made. Nikki and Andrew talk about messing with drunk parents and when calling out a co'uhl is bullying. Andrew's weekend had several moments he felt conflicted speaking up. You Heard It Here First: don't follow the dead face trend, don't get overdressed for a wedding and make your vows quick, learning to interpret art through a cultural course on Taylor Swift sounds ideal and Nikki does care about cutting up expensive clothes to have sex. In the Top1 Bottom1 segment Andrew's mind gets blow when he learns about appliances.

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May 17, 2022
#218 An Odd Duck (Fanthrax)
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Nikki and Andrew love a routine. Nikki loves that she is running again and realized that she needs her life managed in quadrants. Andrew loves his new workouts and the prospect of getting back down on the floor. Nikki has a message of recovery before they get into some Fanthrax. Besties share messages about keeping a friend in check during Germany's America's Next Top Model, a pussy finger, a friendship break up and notes filled with love from the road.

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May 13, 2022
#217 Berry Of Entry
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Nikki is back on the Veep train. Andrew has a Floridian slip while Nikki is anxious about having to work with organizers. She likes to have benchmarks but not notorious neighbors. You Heard It Here First, funeral proposals, drunken cheating and exorbitant birthday parties. They hear a story of ecstasy and punk rock in Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment and in the Final Thought Nikki is shocked that Andrew doesn't know how to "turn Japanese".

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May 12, 2022
#216 Just Check The Pulse
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Nikki and Andrew are excited to dance at the different weddings they are going to this weekend. Andrew tried to be accomplished by hitting up a Men's Warehouse today. Nikki wonders is she should splurge on a T-shirt and Andrew wonders the same about a watch. Nikki has been listening to a podcast called Brain Over Binge. You Heard It Here First; Waking up after death, more people believe in afterlife because of Tyler Henry, finding treasure and uncomfortable job interviews. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she watches a video a ton of Besties wanted her to see, tips about not getting back to people and do men have someone that cares about them? In the Final Thought, Nikki decides she wants more drama on her next reality TV show.

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May 11, 2022
#215 The Dirty Locker Thing
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In Nikki's world you have to earn your treat. They remember the lunches they got in school and dirty lockers. This morning, Andrew's noise cancelling headphones also cancelled the smell of a smokey cab. They discuss acting out of their element on dates, like the time Andrew acted like "the strong silent type". Nikki is frustrated about going to a car dealership more so than almost dying on her last flight that had a new pilot. You Heard It Here First: groups are gross, someone got a better deal than Julie at GoodWill and the most anonymous celebrity relationship ever. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about Friends the TV show and ones they had/have.

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May 10, 2022
#214 It Can Be Both
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Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida stuff and Nikki realizes her vagina is a pecan. You Heard It Here First, the Chappelle attack  and how 2% increments might make you an NFL neurosurgeon. In Fanthrax, Nikki and Andrew read messages from Besties and get asked to invent a video game. They end the show with a stupid rap.

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May 06, 2022
#213 Mullet House
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This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Everyone in the biz is surprised that Nikki really lives in St. Louis. While Andrew wore his new boots that he purchased at 3am Nikki is wearing a pair of Crocs she got as a gift from one of the hottest guys on TV. They think about celebrity crushes and longevity of attraction. You Heard It Here First, no one is getting enough sleep and the not cool things said by exes. They play Finish My UberEats Order and determine if they could really shop for one another at the grocery store or pharmacy. In the Final Thought, Nikki wants to understand why people sign up for workout classes.

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May 05, 2022
#212 Glased and Amused
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Microscopes in science class were always a hit for Nikki and Andrew but don't count on them zooming in on a cat's tongue. Nikki would do a whole set in the Elizabeth Holmes voice. Andrew gets the Met Gala all wrong and Nikki hates it until she's invited. Andrew gets the same advice you'd get about being on shaky bridge about period sex. Nikki is looking forward to being on the Wendy Williams Show with Michael Rapaport and never throwing a first pitch again. You Heard It Here First, don't expose yourself in the office. Nikki's Reddit Dump gets them talking about handwriting, plowing butterflies with a car and 3 wishes to be granted by a genie. 

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May 04, 2022
#211 Genetically Loose Mouth
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It's the morning after the premiere of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Nikki loved the person she saw on the show but has been sleep losing sleep over what to do in life. Andrew was happy to have his girlfriend's support despite catching his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Nikki talks about the behind the scenes of the moment she told her boyfriend Chris she loves him. You Heard It Here First, hold hands and feel better and a picture with Taylor Swift goes far on Grindr. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss moments of Nikki's reality TV show and share a little bit more from behind the scenes.

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May 03, 2022
#210 Get On The Floor
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It's good to be back in studio with your Bestie and see your other Bestie on a larger screen. Today is Nikki Glaser Day in STL and hopefully critics will see Nikki is more than "back alley humor". Nikki and Andrew are inspired to talk about the effect of comedy as Nikki is on a George Carlin kick. Andrew thinks his cat hates him because he is not as flexible as his girlfriend. Nikki has an odd timed appearance schedule and looks forward to being on Watch What Happens Live! w/ Andy Cohen tonight. You Heard it Here First; a crime solving duck, a debate on cheating and a silly brawl in sports. Nikki doesn't care too much about throwing the first pitch at the Cardinals game this evening but she does care about giving advice to Besties on Fanthrax!

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Apr 28, 2022
#209 Anyone But Myself
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Nikki wants to help Andrew through his recent depression and it doesn't bog her down for her appearances. Today in NY, she was on two shows on Barstool Sports and Good Morning America where she got to work alongside her hero Sarah Silverman. They talk a positive approach to life they've learned from persons with disabilities. The news makes them question their habits, has a moment where a phone is not important, the songs of their birth year and Nikki's take on the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial. Nikki's Reddit Dump has stuff that feels illegal, a funeral crasher story and thoughts on when to be confrontational.

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Apr 27, 2022
#208 Juggling Chainsaws
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Nikki is in an old timey hotel in NYC and connects with Andrew after lots of tour dates and traveling over the weekend. She needs some clarity on last minute plans with his family, goats and a donkey. Andrew is in an emotional state and Nikki brings up her apprehension about the Nashville gig. In the news they learn about celebrity friendships with wide age gaps, what it's like to live by a golf course, bad home decisions and Nikki doesn't think it's a big deal that Ben Affleck was on Raya. In Top1 Bottom1 they get into a little bit more about their big weekend moments.  

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Apr 26, 2022
#207 Fanthrax & Warts Only
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Nikki and Andrew try to dissect her apprehension about listening to fan voicemails. They are always funny and sweet and Nikki can focus on dissecting warts instead. Besties leave messages about anticipating the premiere of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Mispronounciations, a questionable co'uhl, warts!!!, a Zoom blunder, Canada border patrol and the life of a retail employee.

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Apr 22, 2022
#206 Nikki Glaser Day
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Nikki and Andrew discuss how things get "lost in textlation". They recall a funny meet up with a Bestie and remember the last time they laughed to themselves. Nikki is gearing up to throw the first pitch at a Cardinals game when St. Louis will celebrate Nikki Glaser Day on April 28th. She will get the key to the city which she hopes will open up all the janitor closets. They talk about tips to throwing the perfect pitch and Sean Murphy's butt. You Heard It Here First: kindergartners accidentally drink tequila, science projects, penis sizes around the world, and Nikki is caring less and less about Taylor Swift headlines.They Finish each other's sentence about bad habits they'd love to let go of. In the Final Thought they have the perfect tagline to Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which premieres on E! on May 1st.

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Apr 21, 2022
#205 Salmon Shirt
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The pod merch is reaching Besties and we're all very happy about it! Nikki and Andrew are separated because Andrew has the C word and had to deal with it on his birthday. Despite that he is in good spirits and so is Nikki for having to cancel her trip to Los Angeles as a result. Nikki had the weirdest three hours of her life last night. You Heard It Here First, a lawsuit that Andrew might win and the ups and downs of working with your lover. Just when you thought things couldn't get weirder, Nikki shares her Reddit saves.

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Apr 19, 2022
#204 Cool Face
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According to Andrew, Nikki is dressed like a barfly. She's ok with that and also with calling out mistakes on her face. As they anticipate Andrew's birthday, they get into when they became adults. Ever wonder what it's like to get a gift from Whitney Cummings? Nikki shares how she got hers after appearing on her podcast. You Heard It Here First: hopefully they won't lose a leg in Texas, it's ok if you bend your rim and Obama vs a Fly. Fanthrax is short and sweet with voicemails about a cool face, live pictures and a cop cracking up.

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Apr 15, 2022
#203 Down MacDougal, Left On 3rd Street
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Nikki and Andrew are looking forward to their upcoming tour dates. Nikki wants people to know she will not call them out if they need to use the bathroom. She's on the fence about going to watch Formula 1 races and explains why. She also wants to fight pedophilia after watching all the pedo documentaries out there. You Heard It Here First, Andrew explains why guys are always touching their junk and a look at a 115 foot wave we never want to ride. Nikki and Andrew share the story of kissing their partner for the first time and then about performing in front of them.

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Apr 14, 2022
#202 Don't Be A Streaker
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Nikki believes people are the funniest when they are sick, she even discussed this with John Mayer. She and Andrew discuss robots taking over the world. Then lighten the mood by sharing funny stories about David Spade and Norm Macdonald. Andrew has a very big confession that takes up the entire news segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump has a lot of gems including a dog having a bad day, cool things to know, Carlisle Forrester's restaurant video. In The Final Thought Nikki gives Andrew a present from a Bestie and talks about her experience meeting them in Canada.

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Apr 13, 2022
#201 Red Flag, Green Flag
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Nikki is finally back in STL and did not mind getting hit on at Starbucks before the pod. Andrew remembers cat calling in his fish monger days. Nikki noticed that there are more conmen than serial killers and always prefers a documentary over a drama about them. Andrew missed Canada because of a flight cancellation and Nikki was close to getting cancelled on Air Canada. You Heard It Here First, this optical illusion can tell you more about your brain, multi tasking is not real and TikTok can consumer all of your time. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss "favors" and Nikki remembers one of her favorite moments from Perfect Strangers 2 in the Final Thought.

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Apr 12, 2022
#200 Fanthrax Only
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Andrew is so excited for the PGA Masters tour that it inspired a green ensemble. Nikki is not so impressed with the name but enjoys the men speaking in hush tones. They discuss yelling and arguing styles. Nikki shares a tip she gave her buddy Emil Wakim before he went on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. In the Fanthrax part of the show, Besties share their collection of co'uhls, an old screen name and some funny mispronunciations. 

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Apr 08, 2022
#199 A Dirty For Every Day
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Nikki has already done 7 hours of talking, she's very much into ghosts which is why is calls herself an orange apparition and they are all proud of their friend Emil Wakim. Nikki tells Andrew about her upcoming appearances and which Youtube star slid into her DMs. They briefly discuss a cringe moment at the Youtube Awards pre show that involved Norm MacDonald  and Nikki explains why the song Dirty Pop always gets stuck in her head. You Heard It Here First, lightening did strike but was it worth it? Get into the G Zone and we all care about Emil Wakim performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Andrew premieres his new segment Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment, where he shares one from his teenage years getting caught with weed.

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Apr 07, 2022
#198 Record of The Year
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Nikki is making the rounds on E!'s Daily and Nightly Pop in Los Angeles. Andrew fills her in on his night opening for David Spade, a joke that didn't land the way he thought and a scandal that involved Nikki's parents backstage. Since Nikki missed the red carpet at the Grammy's, Andrew and Noa give her another chance to answer reporters. You Heard It Here First, don't charge a corporate card unless Andrew is your boss, it's safe to return your library book in NY and Nikki does care about Camila Cabello's feelings. In Reddit Dump, Nikki shares a video of a retail employee that made her laugh, a wart story that gave her a giggle and her new fascination with Tyler Henry. 

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Apr 06, 2022
#197 Getting Into Deep Water
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Nikki and Andrew look at an old photo of the Cheers cast and are shocked by what people in their thirty's used to look like. Nikki wishes celebs would be more open about work they get done. Andrew talks about getting stretched and Nikki thinks her day can be spiced up with an accent. You Heard It Here First, we are closing the wage gap, a local restaurant stands up to a bully, pets can help you get into a relationship and Nikki does care about nude scenes but probably shouldn't. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about the movie Deep Water and deconstruct it into the Final Thought.

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Apr 05, 2022
#196 We It Up
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Nikki tells Andrew about what she has so far learned about stoicism. She's looking forward to helping PETA later and announced that she will be hosting E!'s GRAMMY Awards Pre Red Carpet show on Sunday. Andrew is excited to open up for David Spade while she is out of town. You Heard It Here First, Noa's headline gets Nikki to talk about a new bit that she is still working out. Andrew shares a behind the scenes conversation. They throw their two cents in about a country artist cancelling his show to go to a basketball game, listen to fun voicemails on the Fanthrax segment and in the Final Thought, Nikki shares another new bit!

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Apr 01, 2022
#195 The Story I Want To Tell
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Nikki is being honest right off the bat with something that she feels embarrassed asking. Andrew admits he also had doubts about the topic of her question. To get pumped for their Austin and New Orleans dates they talk about some fun stuff to do while there. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew share their thoughts on cheap hacks for the face, side effects of social media and why couples argue. The brutal honesty closes the show as Nikki talks about her admiration for Taylor Tomlinson that was at first hard to be open about. 

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Mar 31, 2022
#194 Doctor Swift
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Nikki talks more about all the crazy experiences she had last week. Andrew is so proud of her for auditioning for Francis Ford Coppola and introducing her family to Wilco. Play a quiz with them called "Is It Taylor Swift or Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales?". You Heard It Here First: There is still no spray tan hack, Nikki is lucky to be height blind and congratulations to Taylor Swift! A couple of good finds in Nikki's Reddit Dump and a little bit more about meeting your heroes. 

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Mar 30, 2022
#193 Ten Sauces
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Nikki absolutely loves Bestie encounters, especially when she is with her parents. They discuss the Oscars 2022 and all the moments that you can't get enough of. You Heard It Here First, Taxidermy vs Cryotherapy, farting terms in a relationship, Nikki's new fragrance and big changes at her most visited site. Nikki does care about a missed in memoriam tribute and the Top 1 Bottom 1 features takes on the Will Smith and Chris Rock debacle at the Oscars.

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Mar 29, 2022
#192 A Squishy Marshmallow
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The pod is taking a break from taking a break before taking a break again. Nikki and Andrew have Nikki's sister Lauren in studio. Things have changed for Andrew, he has a new member and a smooth face. Nikki and Lauren talk about bouncing back and "Bom and Baki". Nikki shares her two cents on Kim K's controversial statement and in the news they cover OnlyFans, nail salons and when is a good time to change a baby's name. Nikki shares tweets she likes and cringe videos in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought Lauren has her Spanish tested.

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Mar 23, 2022
#191 Besties Question The Pod, Again!
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Nikki and Andrew are joined by Anya Marina in the first part of the show. Nikki has a lot to share, a new pillow and an update on her relationship status. They discuss being selfless in a relationship before departing with Anya. They dub a new segment led by Besties an old name; Burning Questions For Bob. Nikki still can't get that darn ring off but that doesn't stop her and Andrew from getting into all sorts of fun topics.


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Mar 16, 2022
#190 Karate Chop w/ Anya Marina
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Nikki and Andrew are joined by BFF and tourmate Anya Marina. Nikki discusses her time babysitting her nephew and giving a 3 hour performance. Nikki and Anya review Love Is Blind 2 but Andrew has a pitch for a spinoff, Love is Deaf. You Heard It Here First: checkout Nikki, Andrew and Anya on tour, elevator etiquette and another embarrassing moment caught on Zoom. They get into the habit of eating their own bodies then cover bad words on Top 1 Bottom 1.

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Mar 15, 2022
#189 Trace Evidence
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Nikki can hear clearly now, but only on one side. Andrew has a proudest moment while losing his hearing at a rap concert back in the day. They didn't know it but Nikki has a HUGE announcement, Besties get first dibs on hearing it. They discuss times they thought they would be murdered, sexy secrets and pandemic TV. You Heard It Here First, ham drop...ped dead, Britney saved herself and a new softer combat sport. On Fanthrax Besties react to a controversial Fboy Island moment, tell a story about a mispronunciation and react to a co'uhl invitation.

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Mar 11, 2022
#188 Remember The Day
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Nikki is adamant about getting rid of the Ego and Andrew is adamant about getting good water pressure. After receiving a critique Nikki is questioning her efforts of trying something new. You Heard It Here First, a bat prank, FBoy Island's Garret gets stuck and the best way to not get a stroke. They play Ester Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game about the days they miss. In the Final Thought Andrew found himself in an unlikely place.

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Mar 10, 2022
#187 No But Yeah
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Nikki and Andrew both found a new shirt that they forgot about in their hotel rooms. They talk about their suitcase habits, Nikki learns there might be a flaw in her skydiving skin belief, the goal post always shifting in comedy and premeditated thank you notes. Nikki and Andrew talk about the collared shirt debacle on the driving range. You Heard It Here First: Sad Florida story, a wrong house for sale and Nikki does care about The Bachelor's Daria Rose's wardrobe bill. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about beach activities and round out the show with floaters, which are actually just dirt in Nikki's contacts.

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Mar 08, 2022
#186 Beluga Squishy Head
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Andrew had some annoyance at the gym because of a bench issue which leads Nikki to plead for people to have more empathy. She also explains dealing with a disagreement she had with a friend. Nikki shows off a new contraption she made for her migraine. You Heard It Here First, Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy family?, Andrew's incredible story that involves a Blackjack table and his friends Rusty and Lettuce, a last minute cancellation and a very sad sports moment. In Fanthrax, Besties share a whale video that Nikki thinks is fake, an unfinished butt dial story, why they "I" so much, love from New Delhi and a mispronunciation.

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Mar 04, 2022
#185 Besties Question The Pod
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Nikki, Andrew and Noa meet up late in the day and buck the regular format to answer questions that Besties submitted on Instagram. Nikki talks more about her friend Hül (with the closing curtain) and loves that she went on a friendship blind date with Noa. They also talk about a Nikki's butt dial before getting into questions. The Besties questioned the pod ...and they did good!

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Mar 03, 2022
#184 Kanye Does It Too!
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Nikki and Andrew adore their DP...that's Director of Photography...on the set of 'Perfect Strangers 2'. Yesterday was a productive day for Nikki, she wrote theme music and her first full song. Andrew watched the Euphoria finale and did not feel the same way the internet did about it. Nikki talks about the time that Andrew made her laugh the hardest before they pivot to dissecting the Kanye documentary on Netflix jeen-yuhs. You Heard It Here First, teeth can hide and how to cover up a loud coital session. Nikki's Reddit Dump covers ventriloquist tricks, poking fun at American accents, asparagus pee, mispronunciation, thongs and daily hacks.

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Mar 02, 2022
#183 Captain Crunch Lung
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The format takes a backseat but not in a car that Andrew is driving and trying to suppress his road rage in. Nikki learns more about memories from a Reddit thread that explains it like she's 5. They talk about taking criticism and the art of recalling and building jokes. Nikki and Andrew plug their tour dates in Vancouver and Winnipeg in April and share a fun fact about each place. They play a geography game before getting into a news story about a Bestie. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss cereals and in the Final Thought they tease a lot of topics that they'll never get to.

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Mar 01, 2022
#182 The Same Esophagus
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This episode takes many twists and turns, as Nikki and Andrew start by discussing the oldest man, the pyramids, pickles, Tyson Fury's mental health and an experiment that no one needed. Nikki has a lot of questions that stem from a celebrity dispute. You Heard It Here First, props on sets are not fake, anal condoms are now legit and why a breathalyzer on a phone is a great idea. Besties from around the globe leave messages for the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought, Nikki expresses her gratitude and helps Andrew find fake retro band shirts. Andrew correctly reminds her it's a "ham drip" before Nikki gives a riveting teaser for next week's episodes.

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Feb 25, 2022
#181 A Cute Pain
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Whatever is the opposite of a coma, Nikki experienced that overnight. Andrew wants to know more about her bedtime habits. She learned something about monks who never feel cold which leads to a conversation about adaptations that comedians use. Nikki and Andrew brainstorm on a joke about his sex crazed grandma. You Heard It Here First, a party bus with no party is not a party bus, killer noodles and Nikki almost felt what Andrew does when he thinks he's sick. They play Answer The Internet by Barstool Sports but seriously this time and give their real takes on a lip tattoo, something they don't want to run out of and Gisele Bundchen.

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Feb 24, 2022
#180 Last Chance Gas
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Nikki took a 17 hour nap and Andrew is convinced she was in a coma. She tells him about a lucid dream she had and then something about her reality that irks her. You Heard It Here First, there was something different about the latest whale watching experience, therapy explained perfectly by comedian Spencer Sileo, shortest celebrity relationships and Nikki does care about Britney Spears' upcoming memoir. Hollywood beliefs, possibly profane Grover, a French twist, Nokia ringtone origin and irrational fears are all in Nikki's Reddit Dump.

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Feb 22, 2022
#179 Snake On A Leash
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Nikki, Andrew and Noa are all connected by cactus, not sarcasm. Nikki got a little frustrated when she could not show her hot bod to anyone while she was single, but there's no way she would turn herself while looking in the mirror. Andrew shares his first one liners with Nikki, and they both aren't sure how they feel about them. They talk about the issues with cancel culture before getting to the news. You Heard It Here First; update on the shark attack victim, a new but old spin on dating and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment thoughts on a very pricey NBA collector's card. Besties leave voicemails about a cringe phone call, a nipple consolation, a co'uhl date and an explanation in Fanthrax

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Feb 18, 2022
#178 This Is What It Is
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Nikki and Andrew have bugs on the brain. Also, recovery, rock bottoms and why some people mimic things they've seen in a movie. Andrew tries to understand why Nikki is not a fan of imitation and is surprised by her boldness to save some dolphins this morning. You Heard It Here First, Noa takes a stab at reading the news while Nikki and Andrew react to a shark attack, a child under the stairs, a branding failure and they care about a quiz she has. They play Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game and get into a conversation around taboos. In The Final Thought, Nikki talks about why she dropped her bad gum habit.

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Feb 17, 2022
#177 Learn To Toggle (the Big Announcement!)
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It's Big Announcement Day and Andrew is out of breath because he appeared too confident walking out of his hotel. Nikki introduces her new reality show Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which will premiere on E! on May 1st. Nikki and Andrew call Julie, Nikki's mom, to ask her if she knew that she had posted a picture of Nikki's nephew on the Nikki Glaser Pod Instagram account by mistake. Andrew corrects his hazy memory, Nikki explains how to pitch a show to a network and they have a quick chat about yesterday's Wordle. Nikki shares videos of kids being cute, learns about gold and a sexless generation in her Reddit Dump.

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Feb 16, 2022
#176 More Close Up
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Although it's Valentine's Day and she's got her heart shaped glasses on Nikki is feeling "a little self-loathing today". She's made leaps and bounds on how she handles these feelings and breaking up with a new tiny bad habit. Andrew understands, since he feels bad after using the Super Bowl to abuse his body. Nikki met a whale shark guy over the weekend and now loves the sound of a blowhole. You Heard It Here First, say no to fish in your picture, big heads and the Super Bowl halftime show review. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they discuss romantic gestures. Nikki feels good about receiving a relative's ashes before reviewing the We Need to Talk About Cosby doc in the Final Thought.

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Feb 15, 2022
#175 The Magellan Effect
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Nikki was up all night watching a documentary about The Amazing Johnathan. Andrew knows he's seen it but can't remember anything. He does remember when he started puberty. They both talk about getting bullied as adolescents. You Heard It Here First: wordle saves a life, first date attire and an athlete who has nothing to left to prove. Besties come through with funny stories in Fanthrax. In the Final Thought they talk about the photos they got of girls in relationships vs. single and further dissect Nikki's theory.

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Feb 11, 2022
#174 F-Onesie
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Nikki and Andrew are spoiling themselves with something tiny on set. They are not sure of their exact location but Nikki is absolutely sure that you will never find her in a dressing room. Andrew wonders how to ask a woman to wear lingerie and what a man can wear to bed to turn his partner on. You Heard It Here First, say goodbye to spinal injuries, wear whatever you want to your wedding and Andrew looking down to read the news looks like a video Nelly didn't want posted on his IG story. They bring back Collection of Co'uhls and in the Final Thought, Nikki does not fire any shots at all.

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Feb 10, 2022
#173 More On Time
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Everyone is in a giggly mood and they have some fun with words and the times they cried in movies. Nikki and Andrew talk about a taco spot in Mexico that knows Andrew all too well. This prompts a story about what Andrew would show for beads at Mardi Gras. Nikki is excited to go whale watching this weekend and gives Andrew a pep talk to get him on board. You Heard It Here First, death by orgasm, saying burglar is hard and over acting in Hollywood. Nikki's Reddit Dump shows us 2 uncanny coincidences and makes us ask questions about turn offs and things we would never do again.

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Feb 09, 2022
#172 Buttweiser, Actually
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Nikki says that "thank you for your patience" is the new apology and she's not having it! Andrew gets vulnerable while explaining how he doesn't like confrontation. Somehow that leads to a conversation about extinction. Andrew made some new friends and Nikki talks about being orange. You Heard It Here First, more co'uhl than naughty Build-A-Bear, joining the mile high club made easy and Nikki does care about Hailey Baldwin's glazed donut look. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about compliments.

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Feb 08, 2022
#171 Former and Ladder
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Nikki gets a better description of Andrew trying to get gambling money from his family. It reminds Nikki of the "new friends" talk when something's up. They go over empathy before Andrew burps on command. You Heard It Here First, something very obvious about wordle and why it's better to not talk in figures. Fanthrax messages about a Bestie scaring herself, a bananagram and a greeting from South Africa gives them all the swells. In the Final Thought, Andrew gets Nikki to explain how she would fight someone, physically.

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Feb 04, 2022
#170 It’s Wild… Canyon
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Nikki and Andrew have an early morning epiphany that is linked to the opening of Look Who's Talking. They hung out with camels yesterday and Nikki shares a co'uhl moment from the beach. You Heard It Here First, playing lotto at the counter is probably an addiction, truth about frozen yogurt and nighttime at the fridge. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that has a NY moment, sweetness from André 3000 and a funny reveal. Before the Final Thought, Nikki takes a record breaking "balcony" and returns to share a funny video about Beethoven.

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Feb 03, 2022
#169 Bucked Tradition, A Murder Podcast
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Nikki and Andrew are doing a nighttime pod and decide to throw out the rundown and review a podcast from the top of the charts called Morbid: A True Crime Podcast. They both listened to episode 295, except Andrew fell asleep during the assignment. Nikki learns why Andrew never wears a belt, ponders how she would be as a murderer and gives a hack to beat a lie detector test, all while summarizing and analyzing the Mary Morris' murders.

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Feb 02, 2022
#168 FLUBA
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Nikki and Andrew are hanging before an NFL game he needs to watch. Andrew explains why he ate coleslaw with his fingers and Nikki kind of wants a toucan but doesn't want it to become trendy. Andrew thinks his skin looks younger after using a TNS cream, which might have foreskin in it. While he feels joy, Nikki is working through her depression and shares a video that encapsulates it. You Heard It Here First: sex tapes and spy cams, get over Janet Jackson's boob and is counting chickens a sign of poor mental health? They make the case for their Top1 Bottom 1 chips before getting hungry and wrapping the show.

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Feb 01, 2022
#167 No Is a Sentence
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After catching up on a lot of TV, Nikki and Andrew realize how much they are affected by TV shows. Nikki loved the message at the end of Afterlife 3 about the point of life. And both appreciate the talent it takes to be honest. Andrew tells a story about falling asleep on the job and a work experience with Rusty. They talk about common sounds that are their nightmares and Nikki's love for painful massages. In You Heard It Here First, unusual things left in hotel rooms and the Neil Young vs Joe Roegan debate. Listeners leave messages about CDs, an embarrassing entrance, making a mom listen to the podcast and micropenises in the Fanthrax segment....and that's why they are the Besties!

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Jan 28, 2022
#166 I Yolked
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Nikki was on a mission this morning to give women a comparable phrase to "I nutted". After some deliberation her and Andrew come up with "yolking". Nikki is much less confused about doors in Mexico and explains why. She also shows Andrew some sexy Disney subliminal messages. Andrew decided to squash the negative travel anxiety voice in his head and hit the golf course this morning. You Heard It Here First, video conferencing causes face fatigue so here are some tips to working the camera from Nikki, a UTI to end singledom and celebrity social pressures. After spreading lots of positive messages they turn to Barstool's Answer The Internet game to negate them.

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Jan 27, 2022
#165 Kid, Man, Boy
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Nikki and Andrew are in Mexico to film a TV show, that they probably aren't supposed to talk about but do anyway. Nikki tells a story about a car accident she was in before leaving St. Louis and a great lesson learned from it. Andrew has his clubs and looks forward to getting a hook up from the golf connection he made at the airport. Nikki talks about the comments made about her song for Bob Saget and knows what she signed up for. They skip the news but can't resist talking about a Taylor Swift headline. Nikki's Reddit dump has a hodgepodge of topics from working nuns to hairy legs.

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Jan 26, 2022
#164 I'm A Fistie, Fanthrax Only w/ Carlisle Forrester
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Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle are checking in with Besties in this Fanthrax Only edition of the show. Nikki and Carlisle delve into their relationship as Nikki tells a story from the Dancing with The Stars day that solidified their friendship. They also discuss why some very talented people don't achieve a high level of fame. Next they respond to messages left by Besties about mourning, co'uhls, body positivity, a fun romp, a several explanation, vultures, fist pumps and a podcast opener.

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Jan 21, 2022
#163 Puzzles w/ Carlisle Forrester
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The gang is back together, Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle discuss falling in love with a character, 90's TV show casts, Tara Reid and the MTV VJ search days. Nikki and Carlisle have very different TV habits, Nikki advises what not to wear in a plane crash and in the news Andrew reads informative studies about dementia and sharing a king sized mattress with a partner. Nikki has her own headline in Why Do I Care and explains giving her phone number to Carle Radke of Summer House. They play a telephone game before Nikki asks a very serious question.

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Jan 20, 2022
#162 White's Bottom w/ Carlisle Forrester
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Between you and Nikki, things get silly when you have your besties Andrew Collin and Carlisle Forrester around. Nikki shares a little bit of her experience going to Bob Saget's funeral. We learn about Nikki's famous TV family, Carlisle's upbringing and what Andrew did on his old bed. You Heard It Here First, Tesla fart hack, Icarus movie review, semen skincare, accident selfies and couples who dress alike. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump before they "jump the dog" in the Final Thought.

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Jan 19, 2022
#161 Pretty Beautiful w/ Anya Marina, Song For Bob Saget
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Nikki and Andrew are joined by singer/songwriter/BFF Anya Marina who explains the origin of the theme song of the podcast. Nikki and Andrew do a story tellers version of a joke they tell before stumbling upon national birds. They chat about how life has been now that they are not roommates, Andrew tries to pitch a title for Nikki's upcoming special and Nikki gives her two cents on the Alanis Morissette documentary. In the news they get inspired by dolphin genitalia to discuss when they first found porn and Andrew's Sports Moment is not as controversial as he thought. Besties give Nikki kudos and condolences in the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought Nikki debuts her Song For Bob.

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Jan 14, 2022
#160 A Size Too Small w/ Anya Marina
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Nikki enlisted her best friend singer and songwriter Anya Marina to help her out with an album recording. Since Anya is in town. it makes total sense for her to finally join Nikki and Andrew in studio. Andrew is sporting an "endless summer" look after spending his morning looking for his missing package. Nikki talks about the treatment she got yesterday and then they have another debate about the meaning of several. They talk about regrettable texts with exes, ADD meds and plastic surgery. You Heard It Here First: "Can-daver" hearts and getting to date a celebrity crush. They play Barstool's Answer The Internet and in the Final Thought Nikki shares her last texts with Bob Saget.

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Jan 13, 2022
#159 Bit By Bees
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Nikki began her day 3 hours later than expected and it will have some filler. She and Andrew discuss something peculiar on The Bachelor, aging and esthetics. They conclude that "the sun is done, smiling is done ,fun is done and expressions are done. They also discuss a hit band that will be on Lollapalooza 2029. You Heard It Here First, tips for masturbation without a vibrator and a trivia game on common goods. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, a message from Bowie, fast piano, goth letters, a specific suck and a heartwarming or breaking video. In the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk a little more about Bob Saget and Nikki is excited to be recording a song about him.

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Jan 12, 2022
#158 Too Much Rain
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Nikki starts off by commemorating her dear friend Bob Saget. She talks about receiving the news and processing his passing. Andrew learned about it from Nikki's misspelled text. In the news, a marketing ploy that totally worked, tips to keep warm from your crotch, Andrew realizes he's been watching Kamikaze overdubbed in English and Nikki and apparently no one else cares about the Golden Globes. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about apps that are not dessert or social media. In the Final Thought, Nikki tries some noises to help calm Andrew to sleep.

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Jan 11, 2022
#157 The Stranger Thing
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Nikki and Andrew kick things off by wondering why they want to impress strangers more than their partners. Nikki explains why "covid nose" came in handy and Andrew says he is a sight to see when breaking moving boxes. You Heard It Here First: the things we do in spite of our exes, counting to 3, staying grounded in a relationship and a Sports Moment about how lying can bite you in the ankle. Fanthrax messages brought all the swells with a mispronunciation, getting sober and a story about getting chased.

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Jan 07, 2022
#156 Expressions In The Biz
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Nikki and Andrew are back together in studio catching up on Nikki's star studded Hawaiian adventure with Bill Maher, the one guy her dad would... The rest of this sentence is in the podcast. Nikki tells a story about how the ice was broken on a private jet, about a Larry David moment with Larry David, the precious gift she received from Woody Harrelson and lots more. They skipped segments this time but brought back a Bestie favorite in the Final Thought!

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Jan 06, 2022
#155 Knows One Bound
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Nikki is fresh off her trip to Hawaii and adding extra H's to words because she feels "mahalo" for the experience. Andrew and Nikki connect for the first time in a week and they all share what they've been up to during the break. Nikki experienced something for the first time in both her top and bottom moments, a UTI and a whale, Andrew and Brenna I Love You So Much Baby had the worst and then best of times, which include tears and vomit and Noa played a juggling act with different relationships. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, they cover quick sucks, an eyebrow raising fish study and hate songs. Nikki talks about a new friend she made that has 'arrested development' in the Final Thought.

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Jan 04, 2022
#154 Fruit Roll-Up and Fanthrax
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Between you and Nikki, it might be best not to let your parents know about your attachment style. Andrew is shaking off his anxiety after driving through a blizzard to hang out with his girlfriend's family. To end the year they spend time going through all sorts of listener stories and messages. Nikki's mom calls with some holiday cheer but Nikki wants to know more about her Instagram post. While the show is off stay tuned to our Instagram @NikkiGlaserPod for some Coffee & Teabags live sessions.

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Dec 24, 2021
#153 A St. Bernard That Saw Its Food
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Between you and Nikki and Andrew love and attachment styles are on the brain. Nikki is learning about how she wants to be loved and that her love language is Tayor Swift Curiosity. Andrew and Brenna I love you so much baby, took a love quiz last night and the results were not surprising. They talk about a better way their parents could have loved them before Andrew delivers the news about awkward things that happen during sex. Nikki spills the beans on a too hot lap dance on the set of Magic Mike. At the end of the show they have an epiphany about how to get to a secure relationship.

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Dec 23, 2021
#152 Forced Closeness
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Between you and Nikki, she believes in aliens but not in the ghost that Andrew thinks shook a wire in the apartment. After hitting 550 balls, Andrew's got a lot of pent up energy. They reflect on the butterfly effect and gambling. You Heard It Here First; sex partner count is irrelevant, Sex in The City is irrelevant, and Nikki doesn't care for executives who tell celebrities not to fall in love on movie sets. Nikki's Reddit Dump has all sorts of threads which eventually remind her about something she learned from the book Attached.

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Dec 22, 2021
#151 Casually Co'uhl In The Name Of Being Honest
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Between you and Nikki a funny thing happened on the way to Calgary. There are new things on the wall in the studio and we learn about Andrew's side. Nikki is honest that she doesn't understand economics but didn't mean to be co'uhl about it. You Heard It Here First, going on dates with your mom is ok, small to average penis size is a-ok, and Nikki does care about what Billie Eilish thinks about celebrities. In the Final Thought, Nikki talks about her kettle bells and they quickly do a Top1 Bottom 1 about Fast Food Chains.

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Dec 21, 2021
#150 A Group Project
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Nikki and Andrew are podding in Los Angeles a few doors away from each other. Nikki found away to get rid of voicemails while Andrew is leaving a bunch for a psychiatrist. Nikki wrote a lot of notes about her special and there's still more to be done, but are the stakes as high as she thinks? You Heard It Here First, we don't want to see teachers scrambling for dollars, there are too many opinions, Andrew brings up bad examples, napping on the job is a-ok and Nikki does care about what Billie Eilish has to say about porn. Nikki's Reddit Dump will make you laugh, cringe and crave Doritos.

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Dec 15, 2021
#149 Several Monsters
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Between you and Nikki and Andrew, she is not the best at quick math and his balls are sinking. They are both in LA and Nikki shares a story about the hotel they are staying in from her life long ago. Positive affirmations work and they will help your decisions. You Heard It Here First, Andrew wants to be half hard when he dies, so many perverts everywhere, we feel sorry for a thief. Today's Why Do I Care is momentous as they crack the meaning of "several". In the Final Thought they talk about their Top 1 and Bottom 1 condiments.

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Dec 14, 2021
#148 Sexiest Voice
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Nikki is cozied up in her XL new sweatshirt .Between you and her, she just had a great singing session with Andrew and she is still looking for the guy who was supposed to be her first kiss. Andrew went to a questionable COVID testing tent, or it might have been the scene of an adult film. You Heard It Here First, twin talk can only be understood by twins, Nikki has an epiphany that only people on mushrooms will get and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they talk about Charles Barkley naming his daughter after a mall. They pay tribute to Andrew's grandma Shirley before getting into Fanthrax. Voicemails from Besties cover kettlebell tits, oatmeal serotonin, ASMR and a "boner chair".

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Dec 10, 2021
#147 First and Last?
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Between you and Nikki, she is catching the winter blues, so much that her mouth turns into a jazz saxophone. Andrew is a little sick, which makes them ponder a great question about thermometers. They discuss the upside of men being sick and wearing masks. You Heard It Here First! guess the murder weapon, murky history, elderly modern approach to entertainment and JLaw's annoyance is understandable. They not only Finish Each Other's Sentence about what's in the smallest pocket of their travel bag they take a look as well. In the Final Thought they play "Answer The Internet".

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Dec 09, 2021
#146 Don't Brisket, Just Risk It
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Between you and Nikki, she's slowly finding clarity on a bad habit she wants to break. Nikki and Andrew discuss what they would be like at a College Bar and how much things have changed for them since their drinking days. You Heard It Here First, how to stay safe, brushing off other people's opinions and Nikki is so done with weed. In Nikki's Reddit Dump she unloads on a photo taken in bad taste, a celebrity who told the same joke once a year and kissing herself. In the Final Thought they call Emil Wakim to discuss a great pick up line.

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Dec 08, 2021
#145 Between Us and Stevie
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Between you and Nikki, she is learning things she never knew about cats, codependency and Andrew's butthole. Andrew reveals why he should never sleep, Nikki explains how she handled multiple flaccid penises and they press their belly buttons. You heard it here first, don't send nudes, engine trivia, weird doctor play and Nikki does care about leaving a relationship with an ex amicably. In their Top1 Bottom1 the show transforms to a lazy river as they discuss salads.

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Dec 07, 2021
#144 Gives Me The Gigs
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Between you and Nikki, she enjoyed Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain much more than the new Beatles doc. Andrew signed his new lease and they wish Brenna a happy birthday. They talk about the dynamics between the Beatles, how Get Back may have not existed and Ringo doing nothing. Andrew speculates that Anthony Bourdain's pain started after eating a cobra heart. You Heard It Here First, zodiac readings cannot determine favorite sex positions, phone pals from dialing the wrong number and Tiger Woods is not coming back full time. In the Fanthrax segment they get some clarity on autism, dealing with pain and a twist on a children's song.

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Dec 03, 2021
#143 On The Jumbotron!
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Between you and Nikki, turn your fears into a beach ball and kick them away. Nikki and Andrew remind listeners to work out for personal achievement not body goals... don't be a Count Dracula with your calories! Last night they had the most fun at a hockey game and Nikki explains how they got on the Jumbotron. You Heard It Here First, bad bad customer service vs good bad customer service, rebound sex is ok and Andrew's exciting story about a life change. Nikki shares a story about a bully she encountered early in her career, which inspires Andrew to seek out questions he's been meaning to ask.

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Dec 02, 2021
#142 The Littlest Nick
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Between you and Nikki, she's got hair care, broken intimacy of a good massage and Plan B top of mind. Andrew is apartment hunting and using a compass called "Dick". Nikki talks about her new nephew and an old bit about wanting to be a baby. They challenge each other to a breathing exercise and learn that Andrew can inhale better and Nikki exhales longer. You Heard It Here First, you don't want the Feds to see your sexts and the lengths some people go through to get an ex to view their IG stories. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they talk about Chapelle reactions, book recommendations, an ultimate roast joke and in the Final Thought, more cringe things some women do to get their ex's attention.

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Dec 01, 2021
#141 Anything For Anyone
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Between you and Nikki, confrontation might not be the best way to handle a confrontation especially if you're "vibrating with anger". Nikki is thankful to Andrew and everyone else who supported her this weekend as she taped her HBO Special. They talk about behind the scenes joke building then call Nikki's sister Lauren who had a special of her own over the weekend. You Heard It Here First, breaking up with a therapist is hard to do, no one is talking about Ghislaine Maxwell because they can't pronounce her name and couple goals that Nikki cares about. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about sex toys and in the Final Thought Nikki explained how she practiced letting go at a time she usually doesn't.

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Nov 30, 2021
#140 Live From JUST FOR LAUGHS ESCAPES - CANCÚN!
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Nikki and Andrew are podcasting poolside from Pollen Presents Just For Laughs Escapes in Cancún, Mexico! If you missed it you'll feel like you're right there with them. Talking vacation horniness, top searched STDs, Andrew's run in with the cartel...no not really! And a showcase of volunteers who show off their bad tattoos!

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Nov 24, 2021
#139- Fanthrax Only- College Memories
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This episode is sponsored by HBO Max The Sex Lives of College Girls so we thought to ask Besties to share their college experiences. Nikki and Andrew reminisce about college as they listen to voicemails about a gross prank, lying through a project, drunken experiences, a mispronunciation and nerdy hookup.

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Nov 23, 2021
#138 Matriarch In Land Fill, ILF
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Between you and Nikki, she can't wait to spend her elderly life covered in bird poop, an Astrologer said she will have 9 houses and going to a sex shop with friends is supposed to be fun. Andrew is excited to be on an L.A. golf course after the pod because it means he "made it". They talk about favorite lingerie which reminds Andrew of his infamous story of "Faye". You Heard It Here First, what people say before they die, Andrew gets lost in a man's hand and Nikki just received the news that her old agent died 3 years ago. In Fanthrax, they get blown away from messages from Besties about sex dreams, Taylor Swift and pod references.

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Nov 19, 2021
#137 Yo-Yo Yeah Yeah
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Between you and Nikki, she is working out her disclaimer to keep criticism off her for talking about sex, if only it was as easy as jumping on a pogo stick. Andrew arrives in LA and he's impressing a lot of people with his yo-yo skills. You Heard It Here First- it takes three to cheat, pissing on stage is nothing new so don't be shocked and Nikki doesn't care what Bradley Cooper has to say, she knows the deal between him and Gaga at that Oscar's performance. They play the Blankest thing and talk about dangerous circumstances. In the Final Thought, Nikki finds a birthday book that reads true.

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Nov 18, 2021
#136 A Rock Throw Away
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Between you and Nikki, she literally had to unplug yesterday, so thanks for the day off Besties! Andrew spent the extra time off apartment hunting while Nikki tried to catch up on sleep. After a dry wart discussion Nikki takes the scalpel to Andrew's Instagram post with poorly made captions. You Heard It Here First, Nikki know's Taylor Swift "All Too Well", break up lies and Adele didn't do it, so stop caring about celebrity setups. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they discover the poor smells of NYC, bad things to say during sex and a Final Thought about a vegan post.

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Nov 16, 2021
#135 Kissed The Mic
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Between you and Nikki, it made sense to listen to Making Sense to fight off a migraine instead of taking dog meds. Andrew dressed up and not as a tribute to his latest dead hero, instead to a living legend. Nikki praises her assistant who keeps her life in order and Andrew thanks his brother for helping him survive a trip across Europe. They discuss "roast" jokes and how a reaction can make or break the moment. You Heard It Here First, get a diaper delivered with your meal, lime scooters are ok but not lime mopeds and Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment is about an elderly runner. Besties share a secret, being autonomous at a pharmacy and a funny moment from an SSDJ. In the Final Thought they have a conversation about acknowledgement.

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Nov 12, 2021
#134 Lazy Sheep Costume
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Between you and Nikki, using the 'Do Not Disturb' feature on her phone came in handy, the Goddamn Comedy Jam at JFL Escapes was just what she needed and RIP Aunt Lynn. Nikki and Andrew talk about more antics from JFL, like Andrew 's non-climactic chance to spend time with his hero Jim Jeffries. They talk about 'outsiders' who make their way to the top before addressing a problem at home. You Heard It Here First, you don't need a good reason for charity, PETA's missed opportunity, sex on the job and Paul Rudd is someone Nikki cares about. They Finish each other's sentence before having a look at how much time they spend on each of their apps and it's almost a full time job!

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Nov 11, 2021
#133 Soaring D's
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Between you and Nikki, it's alarming when someone on set says "and then Di".. as in Princess Diana. Nikki returns from NYC Standup For Heroes having spent time with "The Boss" Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart and Jim Gaffigan while Andrew nursed his Jimmy John's sub over the last couple of days. You Heard It Here First, switching babies is NBD, a headline overstuffed with S's makes Andrew short circuit and a message from Champaign Papi. Nikki starts her Reddit Dump with a somber post on Last Images and ends it with a question everyone is too afraid to ask about getting close to your sibling.

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Nov 10, 2021
#132 Live From St. Louis!
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Last week The Nikki Glaser Podcast corralled some Besties from in and around St. Louis and did a Live Pod from Joe's Cafe. Nikki got a last minute surprise, Andrew read the headlines live and Julie Glaser emceed a live Fanthrax segment like a pro!

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Nov 05, 2021
#131 The Busiest Blonde Woman
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Between you and Nikki, being on an airplane and in the dentist's chair are two places she loves because no one expects an answer. Nikki also found a creative way to catch up on Squid Game. Andrew has his Cancun hat on as they get ready to leave for Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. Nikki explains more why waiting until the last second is a way of life that works for her. She also talks about a commercial deal that made her question the use of time. They recreate a mundane business zoom call and in the news they talk about dating turn offs and Jessica Simpson's honest take on being a hot mess. In Collection of Co'uhls, besties share their co'uhls from the wild. In the final thought, remembering contestants from American Idol vs. The Voice

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Nov 04, 2021
#130 Mouse Suppository
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Between you and Nikki, it would be nice to get higher ratings on Wiki Feet and to run away from goodbyes. Nikki and Andrew dissect the art of crying and what about it makes us feel uncomfortable. You Heard It Here First, the 1st story is sponsored by the Big Shoe Lobby, fun holes come in all sizes, our brains absorb more than we know and the celeb costumes they care about. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, Andrew is wowed by a ghost almost getting hit by a fence and they have a conversation about superficial break ups. Final Thought, Luigi is a Bestie.

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Nov 03, 2021
#129 Make You Good
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Between you and Nikki, getting Starbucks is not even about the coffee and her hormones are even driving her period app crazy. Andrew picks the wrong day to pitch a golf podcast and Nikki changes a morbid mantra with the stroke of a comma. Kirsten joins and we learn that she does not prefer a cracked soap bar. You Heard It Here First, we like Pete Kardashian, there are no Power Ranger suits in Squid Game and we care more about Invisalign hacks than Drake's new watch. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about Road Trips and in the Final Thought we learn more about Nikki's experience on Last Comic Standing.

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Nov 02, 2021
#128 Get Left
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Between you and Nikki the morning after the live pod feels pretty good, as good as Andrew's foot massages. Andrew shares his dream for Nikki's career but she has some of her own ideas and realizations. You Heard It Here First- blaming a kid for a DUI is not clever, or is it? Andrew's game from his younger years with his friends who have mobster names, punishing cucumbers and a Weekly Sports Moment where they need more clarity from Joe Buck himself! They play his message in Fanthrax along with other fun bestie messages about legs and moments the pod came in handy... not that kind of handy!

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Oct 29, 2021
#127 Whatever!
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Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who love dressing up for Halloween a little too much. Nikki pulls out her "Best Friends Game" for the wild card Wednesday segment. And it turns out that she and Andrew are besties!

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Oct 28, 2021
#126 Squid's Out of The Shell
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Between you and Nikki she is in Los Angeles today and learned that Noa and Andrew spent quality time watching Squid Game last night. Jimmy Fallon told her she isn't missing much and Nikki isn't stressing either after going to the 'facial gym'. They talk about their attention span shortage, Nikki's new life changing mantra, one that might cure Andrew's anal fissures and some words on Alec Baldwin. You Heard It Here First, what is baby corn anyway, no thanks to "udder butter" and our primitive brains suck. Nikki shares her latest Reddit saves and Andrew talks about how he blurs the age difference between him and Brenna by not dressing old.

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Oct 27, 2021
#125 Fanthrax Only Pt. 2
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With the voicemail box overflowing, Nikki and Andrew present a Fanthrax Only episode and give attention to what Besties have to say! They respond to stories about a husband who needed to shut up after anesthesia, a cure for a panic attack that won't work for Andrew, feedback from a charismatic Uber driver and answer a question about what to do with your pet when you're about to have sex. These voicemails really give them all the swells.

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Oct 26, 2021
#124 Run Through A Locker
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Between you and Nikki, it's best to stay positive and to stop wanting others to have what you have. Nikki tells Andrew that her cankers are back and it doesn't want to make her want to go to bed early. Andrew learns about the steam function on the dryer. They talk about organizing, Nikki likes the Amy Schumer method and explained why Roomba is locked in the bathroom. You Heard It Here First, assertive vs. aggressive, raunchy lyrics from 1981 and Andrew's Sports Moment rails again cancel culture. Besties bring it in the Fanthrax segment and we discover an early video of Andrew. In the Final Thought, they talk about the "men" in mental health.

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Oct 22, 2021
#123 R & R & A Brown Towel
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Between you and Nikki pink under eye liner is gonna be the new thing and there's a lot to be gained from speaking to Luigi's vet. Andrew got to witness Nikki "get ready" last night and she was anal about it. She asks 7 pertinent questions that she answers yes to about a western bedroom habit. You Heard It Here First, online dating ice breakers, porn on the news and Island Boys. In Slice of Life, Nikki shares a video she made for Bob Saget's charity the Scleroderma Research Foundation. In the Final Thought, Andrew gives Nikki a nudge to write a song with a double meaning.

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Oct 21, 2021
#122 Lean Into The Husk w/ Julie Glaser
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Between you and Nikki, her mom is coming over and she didn't clean up, that was a decision. Andrew is bonding with his family so we brought Julie Glaser to take his place. Nikki and Julie talk about Nikki's decision making process and cultural touchstones. You Heard it Here First: Julie slept in a haunted house owned by a famous author, Bravo housewives that Julie would consider as dinner mates and financial relationships between parents and kids. Nikki shows her Reddit Dump and butts head with her mom about achievements and egg yolk. In the Final Thought Nikki invites Julie to open up her mail and it was nothing like the ASMR videos she watches.

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Oct 20, 2021
#121 Long Division
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Between you and this podcast, we are recording at an ungodly hour in the morning which makes things a little extra silly. Nikki begins with realizing that she was a scared child and explains what happened on a haunted hayride. She also figured out how to become a kid whisperer, literally. Andrew has his dad's gamer podcasting set and joins from South Caroline with some disappointing news. On a positive note, he had a great trout salad. You Heard It Here First, Nikki needs that "shred lett" from Subway, ancient terms for our private parts, what men are insecure about most and we care about Howie Mandel fainting because somehow it turned to a conversation about ball play. They go around the horn discussing Top1 Bottom1 sodas and in the Final Thought, Luigi is getting a therapist today.

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Oct 19, 2021
#120 Just Kiddin'
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Nikki has a positive "canky" update, so she's doing much better brain soul and body. She helps Noa with an unresolved conflict and reflects about the difficulties of opposite sex friendships. Andrew is in for a surprise as Nikki finally shows him a video of a well endowed dog. This was brought on by a story Andrew told about texting a dog walker colleague a text meant for his friend. You Heard It Here First, we are all distraught from a horror house headline, we don't need killer dog robots and a Sports Moment that will make you wish your leg fell off! In our favorite segment, Fanthrax, we hear from a besties who spotted us in public, who are going to see the tour alone, those who felt comforted in the pandemic and one who talked about Nikki being her best friend while she was under anesthesia! Nikki's Final Thought will leave you stunned... just kiddin'!

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Oct 15, 2021
#119 Moves Real Jagged w/ Kerstin
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Between you and Nikki, can someone please talk to her in public about her TSwift shirts?! She's also come to the conclusion that she needs more Love on the Spectrum in her life. After getting a "can we talk text", Andrew wasn't able to sleep much. He's looking forward to spending quality and possibly competitive time with his brothers and dad. Kerstin joins and shows how flexible she is as a friend. They discuss poise and grace. Your Heard It Here First, "Bernal" the blanket is soothing, Andrew's retired coke face and don't cook your lover's pet! They play Finish My Sentence and describe their personal hells. In the Final Thought, Nikki tells you how many parcels she ordered last night from her now favorite app.

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Oct 14, 2021
#118 Barely Legal Anbesol
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Between you and Nikki, applying painful meds alone sucks but reading books on your phone doesn't. After taking a personality test on 16personalities.com, Nikki and Andrew sort of understand each other better. Brenna teaches them about an act of love as they miss her so much baby. You Heard It Here First, it's suing season, penises come in all shapes and sizes and Nikki does care about the possibility of finding love even after giving up hope. In her Reddit Dump, Nikki found an acid laced Paul McCartney interview about honesty, a sports moment with Taylor Swift, Andrew shows off his math skills and Final Thoughts on Chappelle's new special that has been partially watched.

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Oct 13, 2021
#117 An Old or New Banana
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Between you and Nikki, she might be the first podcaster to do a whole show with a "family of canker soars" on her tongue. Having cancelled her med spa appointment she found some relief for her mouth. Andrew comes in with a reggae beat which makes them think of songs with lyrics that are not what they expected. You Heard It Here First, long hair, do care, dogs eat the darnedest things, EJ our Beatles expert is not surprised by McCartney's drop and Nikki does care to show how a joke could be inflected better. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about what they buy at drug stores and in the Final Thought, Besties are the 'in' crowd and Nikki is off for the rest of the day.

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Oct 12, 2021
#116 The Part That Is The Thing
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Between you and Nikki, it's alright not to have an excuse to be feeling down, it's complicated, much like getting sentiment out of parents. Andrew tells too much about his "hard" situation in the middle of the night. Nikki reflects on the hang they had with her family and if only her parents could see her meet and greets. In the news, a spider bite that is out of hand, "tapping out of your genitals" on screen and a sports moment that leads Andrew to show off his apology skills. Fanthrax messages included voicemails about laughing skeletons, a mispronunciation, hand written notes and in the Final Thought a warning from a Bestie!

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Oct 08, 2021
#115 Add It To The Bunch w/ Kerstin!
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Between you and Nikki, she loves having her BFF over but Luigi the dog not so much. Also, extremely painful foot massages are the bomb. Kerstin joins Nikki and Andrew and we learn about Nikki's HS locker and what they would all spend $100k on. You Heard It Here First, bicep bracelets are back, the gayest thing that Nikki has ever done and Oprah drops some truth on friendships. They wrap up the show with Besties who came thru with some incredible Collection of Couhls.

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Oct 07, 2021
#114 I Love You
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Between you and Nikki, she has an astronomical amount of T Swift shirts, nap time came way too early and she is really digging reaction videos. Nikki has a bone or maybe a calf to pick with Andrew's heel photos. This spurs a conversation about looking at their own material which leads to a quick game of "Joke Computer". You Heard It Here First, Nikki's uncomfortable story from the MTV awards, a quick french lesson and Nikki's theory about Prince Harry. In the Reddit Dump, why people die from burns, a sentence that's way too hard to figure out and in the Final Thought Andrew gets challenged to make a special phone call.

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Oct 06, 2021
#113 Figment of Speech
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Between you and Nikki, a friendly straddle, suffering for gains, late show crowds and forgotten sex toys are all top of mind. After a suggestion from his girlfriend, Andrew tries to get a doctor appointment. This leads to a conversation about how long you have to wait for an appointment these days and getting your weight when you go. You Heard It Here First, more sex. comes with age, how to get a kidney and Nikki does not care about old men in space. In the Top1 Bottom1, Andrew feels compelled to try a woman's pointed shoe as they have an elderly discussion about shoes.

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Oct 05, 2021
#112 An Old Chimp's Tale
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Between you and Nikki, she has some pointers on how to overcome social anxiety and it involves being truthful. Andrew gets a little wild and might activate your robots. Nikki and Andrew dissect how to compliment a man and why. You Heard It Here First, primatology 101, Britney is free, a weekday relationship and an end to a winning streak in Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment. Fanthrax voicemails include ones from a local Bestie, one with an important life change and in the Final Thought a Bestie shares an embarrassing moment that might have happened as a result of the pod. Oops.

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Oct 01, 2021
#111 Partner in TV Watching
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Between you and Nikki she is pondering the potential of finding a new roommate or living alone. Andrew loves Nikki's electric outfit which she put on to make a point. They talk about their aging underparts and talk more about a decision that was made. You Heard It Here First, charisma is a good characteristic, personal robots will get your name wrong and a reading of a cringe sext exchange. They overshare in The Blankest Thing segment when they discuss the horniest thing they've ever done and close the show by sharing final thoughts on horned up men!

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Sep 30, 2021
#110 Pizza In The Dark
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Between you and Nikki, adding reverb to your vocal track is like mascara and a spray tan. Nikki talks about recording her first song with Matt Pond and Anya Marina in a studio. Andrew and Nikki talk about their day being followed by cameras and getting used to sharing their most intimate moments of self expression. Nikki explains who Kiki Tuy is and what it was like sitting next a famous singer at the iHeart Awards. You Heard It Here First, we will know when to drink more water, a game of sassy turkey or Mick Jagger, what not to do for your life partner and Nikki does care about what Will Smith has to say about thoughts and storage closets. In the Reddit Dump, meth laced fascism and a horse race and a post on synchronicities takes them into the Final Thought.

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Sep 29, 2021
#109 It's A Party w/ Kerstin!
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Between you and Nikki, her BFF from 4th grade and beyond Kerstin, fills the Venn diagram of comedy. After a fun weekend of hometown shows, Kerstin stayed over and the group is broadcasting in their robes. They talk about besties, Kerstin's version of becoming friends with Nikki and the new season of Love on The Spectrum. You Heard it Here First, don't complain about the most hated fast food chain, the reason one cheats can affect the quality cheating and relationships that work. They fess their most basic bitch top and bottoms before closing out the show.

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Sep 28, 2021
#108 The State Of Being
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Between you and Nikki, when Besties come to her show there is a feeling of "we", she is finally able to watch DWTS and considering adding a leotard to her wardrobe. Andrew feels lighter after a good "balcony" but it makes Nikki feel like she knows too much. They talk about a Norm Macdonald red carpet interview, getting roasted by other comics and about consistency being key. You Heard It Here First, the E in sex stands for E brake, Apple doesn't care about us and a lucky bet. Fanthrax from Besties include stories about a dating app success, an unclaimed paycheck and crotch-e-ting. In the Final Thought Nikki remembers a story about a teacher trying to define embarrassment.

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Sep 24, 2021
#107 The Cat Wanted Out w/ Seth Glassman
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Between you and Nikki, the other side of fear is freedom. Andrew needed a nap this morning after actually going out and doing something last night. Nikki can't quit her coffee order and reenacts how she asks for it. You Heard It Here First, the top funeral songs of 2021, MGK/Corey Taylor beef and Nikki does care about Nicole Richie burning her hair. Andrew's BFF Seth Glassman joins to share what it was like rooming with him. We learn a lot about Andrew, Nikki gets some closure on a restaurant experience and an unknown behind the scenes story about "Ragu" from FBoy Island comes up.

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Sep 23, 2021
#106 FU Tonight
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Between you and Nikki it might be time to put away a fancy dress from Saks and maybe it's best not to always trust your brain. Andrew and Nikki talk about the TV they got from Goodwill was a bigger bargain than they thought. Nikki wants to know Andrew's take on upgrading her wardrobe with "wine o'clock of vegetable' themes. You'll have to hear the episode to understand... The news sparks conversation about going braless, favorite smells and a new love in the air. Nikki brings up some topics from r/Dating_Advice and r/AskMen in her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought she talks about one of her worst days at work.

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Sep 22, 2021
#105 This Is Video Mode...
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Between you and Nikki, she wants you to know you can never predict the future, support men who are grieving Norm MacDonald's passing and maybe comedy does have a deeper impact than she once thought. Andrew is still thinking about the half n' half aka having to cover his junk in a holding cel. Nikki remembers interviewing Andrew for his job as her dog walker and him revealing too much. They get into body odor and how to tell your partner. You Heard It Here First: Social Media companies hiding their own body image studies, day dreaming and Nikki does care about this Love is Blind contestant finding love. In the Top1 Bottom1 they tell stories about pets. In the Final Thought they talk about unconditional love.

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Sep 21, 2021
#104 Three Truths
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Between you and Nikki, she might have invented the "stars like us" column as a kid. Nikki is aiming to be better about reaching out to friends in bereavement. Nikki and Andrew discuss how their parents handled their budding talents as kids. Nikki fills him in on her vocal lesson and in Andrew's news segment he fills her in on a grocery store violation, cosplay gone wrong and how the USA gymnastics team was failed by those who should have protected them. In the Fanthrax segment, Besties ask for relationship advice. In closing the show Nikki and Andrew bring up Cauliflower Pizza Gate!

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Sep 17, 2021
#103 Edge
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Between you and Nikki, you might not know that you're falling for psychological tricks that comedians pull. Today, Andrew's outfit reminds Nikki of a "bird's eye view of the Bahamas", Andrew is relaxed after last night's Robert Earl Keen concert. Nikki learned a valuable lesson after getting scammed. You Heard It Here First, multiple orgasms, a sex toy haul and comedians turned back up singers. In Collection of Co'uhls they invite special guest "Edge" to hear Bestie stories and give his edgy feedback. In the Final Thought, Nikki regrets sharing her platform with him.

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Sep 16, 2021
#102 Where'd You Go To High School?
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Between you and Nikki, she's trying to be more selfless, thinks about the grieving process and ready to go through her feelings. Andrew is trying to balance comfort and fashion. Nikki explains some St. Louis things that people say. You Heard It Here First, a parrot that exhibits self care, regrets and celebrities on Instagram. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki goes through threads about happiness and shallow deal breakers. In the Final Thought they talk about what shallow relationship deal breakers they might have.

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Sep 15, 2021
#101 High Off My Own Supply
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Between you and Nikki, don't be ashamed of your feet, never settle and watch Buzz Aldrin's cameo on 30 Rock. Andrew is dressed like a self proclaimed "crayon" and Nikki is wearing her laundry day outfit. This prompts a conversation about complements. You Heard It Here First, contracts and relationships,Nikki's epiphany, anxiety is maybe attractive and enough of JLo and Ben please. In their Top1 Bottom1 they discuss guilty pleasures. In the Final Thought they talk about individual stories of 9/11 victims and the video that everyone needs to watch to be a better human.

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Sep 14, 2021
#100 Mayonnaise on a Plum
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Between you and Nikki, ok maybe keepings tabs is not a good idea but cohabitation is hard! Nikki thinks Luigi the dog is mad at her. Andrew brings up a moment he brought his girlfriend something she did not want to bed. You Heard It Here First, PSA: Stop doing things you don't want to do, but word is bond, both Mulaney and Munn deserve a pat on the back and Andrew's Weekly Sports moment gets them to realize something about condiments. Fanthrax sparks conversation about why we get out of bed, anal sex and a hypothetical question about Google searches that might kill us.

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Sep 10, 2021
#99 I Guess You Needed It w/ Lisa Lampanelli
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Between you and Nikki, you have seven times more in you than you might think and it is a good thing to be uncomfortable. Andrew is lowering his mirror time as a means of being less critical of himself. Lisa Lampanelli legend/host of the podcast Losers With A Dream joins and the conversation gets even more elevated. They discuss positive framing like, "I got to", noticing your moods and feelings and ensuring that you spend your time doing things that are fun. Lisa shares her wisdom and gets Nikki to have an epiphany and Andrew to get a little testy.

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Sep 09, 2021
#98 Ham Drip
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Between you and Nikki sometimes you can't be ready for taking on a new responsibility. Andrew likens himself to a new animal that might be more accurate than the hedgehog. They get into shape shifting and phases they went through. You Heard it Here First: An accurate use of words, preserving of the skin and yes, Nikki cares about sexy comments from Megan Fox and MGK. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she shares a mom's attempted fail to embarrass her kid, really bad tattoos and a relationship question that is hard to agree on. In the Final Thought, Nikki reflects on why she likes when people stand up to her.

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Sep 08, 2021
#97 The Ginger After Wasabi
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Between you and Nikki she is trying to manage her relationship with her parents better and getting her sister in on the book that will help with that. Andrew is in Chicago and wonders how Nikki is spending her time in the apartment alone while doing vocal warm ups. They are both having a positive relationship with working out, which might be why Nikki shared something very embarrassing. You Heard It Here First, it's ok to get an 80 on the Good People Test, when dogs sniff butts and if you were as entertaining as Tiffany Haddish you too would sing at diners. For Top1Bottom1 they chat about Instagram trends and in the Final Thought, Nikki is proud of a gift she got a good friend and how it made her feel.

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Sep 06, 2021
#96 Empty Out The Gravy Tray
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Between You and Nikki, she is feeling close to you and grateful to be asked to play the music she has been working on during the IG live sessions. Andrew might not sleep so well tonight after recalling a part of his origin story which involves his second time being in jail. You Heard It Here First, dating apps are trying, life imitating art of emergency rescue TV shows and a sports moment that involves the concept of 'fake it til you make it'. In the Fanthrax segment Nikki announces a special surprise for her Denver tour date, gets a nice message from a therapist, loves the idea of a bestie meet up and they get a mispronunciation that perfectly encapsulates the show.

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Sep 03, 2021
#95 That's My Purpose
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Between you and Nikki there's a rainbow at the end of a storm. Andrew asks Nikki for her origin story, in which she shares all the drama from drama class and that she was not a class clown. You Heard it Here First: Unexpected pranks are not boring after all, stay cool if your credit card declines and YES! We would totally watch a queer version of The Batchelor. In Finish My Sentence, Nikki and Andrew guess each other's regrets and in the Final Thought Nikki is searching for a deeper meaning in her work.

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Sep 02, 2021
#94 Vibrant Technical Difficulties
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Between you and Nikki she's in a car to the airport reflecting on why people feel too uncomfortable asking for the things they want or don't want. Andrew discusses the quantity of I love you. You Heard It Here First, the challenge of podcasting on milk crates, changing your situation can be therapy and 48 Hours with Dennis Rodman. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we learn temperature conversion tricks, about deadly pelicans and noodle brains. And in the Final Thought Andrew shares a very bad dare.

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Sep 01, 2021
#93 Antarcticouhl
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Between you and Nikki she loves to play word games, tried blush way too young and wants to want to be a cat lady. Andrew is surrounded by kids and keeping sane with his girlfriend. The news goes off the rails when Producer Noa hoped for positive news stories but lands on one of the best things on the internet. For Top1 Bottom1 they try to talk about the latest thing they did for themselves. In the Final Thought Nikki has a message for the Besties.

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Aug 31, 2021
#92 Speeding in a Manatee Zone
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Between you and Nikki she had to blur her eyes again but she couldn't do it hard enough. Andrew is visiting his family and seems to have rabies on the brain. You Heard It Here First, how to cover up peeing in the shower, coffee burns, waking up early and a sports story about dating with a disability. Fanthrax mail is exactly what Nikki and Andrew want to hear and in the Final Thought, Nikki wonders if rising to fame in the 90's could have been less toxic than now.

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Aug 27, 2021
#91 Unlofty Boy
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Between you and Nikki, White Lotus is ok and she knows where the orange hue on the studio chair is from. Andrew enjoyed seeing Nikki spend time with her dad EJ who has a peculiar taste in shoes. Nikki realizes that Andrew's childhood toys were from before he was born and she has an uncanny talent at figuring out the years these toys were produced. You Heard It Here First, hosting TV as a comedian, a weird reason to ghost someone, the OnlyFans conspiracy and dating someone with the same name as your ex. In Slice of Life, Nikki and Andrew reveal what happened behind the scenes of an IG video that was posted of Andrew trying to remove pizza from the oven. And all rainbows in the Final Thought.

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Aug 26, 2021
#90 They Venti A Latte!
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Between you and Nikki, she wonders if she should give up her last name and looks to David Spade's book for inspiration. Andrew creates a loud crash and then explains it. They discuss repetitiveness, bite sizes and attraction. You Heard It Here First topics include: intimacy and sexual desire, social media and Mama June. Nikki's Reddit Dump teaches us a lot about pleasure and stuff we learned too late in life. In the Final Thought they discuss dying on the side of the road, yes you read that correctly.

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Aug 25, 2021
#89 A Moment's Notice
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Nikki ponders how we used to spend our time as kids when we couldn't go outside and also takes you through her latest Sephora haul. Andrew is ok with convenience but Nikki likes to walk an extra mile at the airport. You Heard it Here First, how do you dispose of a sex doll?, RIP OnlyFans, another unfortunate 'Ledge Head' and a gratuitous battle of the nerds. In the Top1 Bottom1 they discuss childhood toys. Nikki and Andrew end the show by peeping their latest searches.

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Aug 24, 2021
#88 This Is Professional Mode
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Between you and Nikki, she loved an early morning karaoke session with besties. She is still not smoking weed despite all the pot signs in her world. Andrew again had the midnight runs and realized that he needs to slow down on cauliflower pizza. They talk about relationships, communication and autonomy. You Heard It Here First, No, we will not be in your 'metaverse', a sad cab ride, Ric Flair is not eating some lady out on a train and in Andrew's Sports Moment they discuss an NBA star's opinion on college. The Fanthrax bag has a note about a 'Not Andrew', a superstition and besties talking in their sleep. In the Final Thought they try out karaoke mic modes and discuss FBoy Island's Casey's charm.

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Aug 20, 2021
#87 Special Fboy Island Edition
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It's Fboy Island Season 2 on HBO MAX announcement day but there is so much more to dig into from Season 1. Nikki and Andrew are joined by CJ Franco, Josh McDonald and Garrett Morosky. Lots of behind the scenes stories, shocking revelations that even Nikki the show's Executive Producer didn't know about, who is together today and who might be together in the future!

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Aug 19, 2021
#86 Fish & Women Have Feelings
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Between you and Nikki she is loving thy self! Andrew walked straight into embarrassment this morning and feels bad to delay the FBoy episode. In the news, friendship appreciation, you really can't masturbate where ever, Garrett Morosky's text to Nikki and love bombing vs limerence. Nikki finds some intriguing questions in her Reddit Dump and a Final Thought about love language.

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Aug 18, 2021
#85 Gilligan Island of Mouths
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Between you and Nikki she has specific superstitions. Andrew is lamenting saying good-bye to his girlfriend and Nikki has reopened a book she closed a long a time ago. You Heard it Here First: Phrases that are commonly said wrong but not by Nikki, Andrew has a theory about why men do stupid things on dates and no one cares about stinky celebrities. In the Top 1 Bottom 1, they talk about candy and in the Final Thought Nikki talks about a prank her friend David Spade played on a private jet!

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Aug 17, 2021
#84 Little Horse & The Shower Tooth Tiger
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Between you and Nikki, going on IG live with besties was more fun than watching Mr. Corman. Andrew and Nikki discuss the reality of hooking up with a guy who has ED as opposed to how the show portrays it. You Heard it Here First: it's easy to spot a narcissist politician, kids and sleepovers and a coach who wants to make history in the NBA for her skills. Fanthrax takes an interesting turn and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew wrap the show with some ASMR.

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Aug 13, 2021
#83 A Clenched Fist w/ Tom Scharpling
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Between you and Nikki emotions are out of order and so was the taping of the show. Nikki and Andrew welcome Tom Scharpling who's life is currenly in a new book called: It Never Ends: A Memoir with Nice Memories! You Heard it Here First, tattoos on kids, the problem with having a large penis and Nikki has a theory about why Machine Gun Kelly shaved his head. In the Blankest Thing You've Ever done, Tom shares a humiliating story about talking to Patti Smith. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew revisit the argument they had that was not mentioned earlier in this description and get to a good place.

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Aug 12, 2021
#82 Sick of This Aunt
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Between you and Nikki, there is a need to discuss the season finale of the Bachelorette. Andrew shares his take on it too and they both reveal some secrets of reality TV shows. You Heard it Here First, more of the Bachelorette, deal breakers that are obvious and Keith Urban is right not to care about Nicole Kidman's sex scenes. Nikki's Reddit Dump includes odd jobs and odd heels. And in the Final Thought, why bullies are out of style!

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Aug 11, 2021
#81 It's Been A While...
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Between you and Nikki, everyone has a dating history and it's ok to see it on social media. Nikki lets Andrew in on the chain she has going with her closest girlfriends and their latest inside joke. You Heard it Here First, Andrew crushes the headlines with his personal story that is out of this world. They cover their Top1 Bottom1 "touches" and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew share their last words.

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Aug 10, 2021
#80 You're Slipping Slim
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Between you and Nikki, take your meds and try to get your angry friends to talk. Andrew helped Nikki make a birthday call to her dad EJ and he got to hear the infamous horizontal tooth story. In the news, profane parrots, how to maybe avoid prostate cancer, Andrew meets a layered man and a cat steals an MLB game. Listeners send Fanthrax from around the world and in the Final Thought, Andrew leaves us with a strange cliff hanger.

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Aug 06, 2021
#79 A Kangaroo Stampede of Emotions
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Between you and Nikki it is not fun struggling with the idea that you are a 'stained person'. Andrew is dealing with missing his girlfriend by being giddy and cleaning the apartment. You Heard it Here First, it sucks to have anger issues, kangaroos can be ice breakers, breadcrumbing that is not on Andrew's mattress and the greatest women supporting each other! To celebrate a newly created subreddit for Couhl, Nikki and Andrew present a Collection of Couhls. In the Final Thought, they empathize with an attention seeking method.

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Aug 05, 2021
#78 Stay Flat Safe
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Between you and Nikki, she is wondering how Andrew doesn't have a prep bag and how he is able to enjoy looking at his own self. Andrew is care free when Nikki goes through her hair routine. You Heard It Here First, a very bad first date, bad FBI practices and forgiving the past. Nikki's reddit dump contains unintentional humor and a frustrated baby and in the Final Thought they talk about a recent proud moment.

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Aug 04, 2021
#77 A Thousand Cut Offs
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Between you and Nikki, San Antonio rubbed off on her. Andrew is filling his girlfriend's side of the bed with popcorn now that she's gone. Nikki reflects on her her depression and cleanliness go hand in hand. In the news, getting electrocuted, Orcas are the incels of the sea and A-Rod's thirst trap. Everyone felt guilty over naming their bottom 1 couple but felt good naming the top. And in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk about an elderly couple they saw at the airport.

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Aug 03, 2021
#76 Fanthrax Only
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Having to shift away from normal format to clear out some Fanthrax, Nikki, Andrew and Noa enjoy nothing more than hearing from Besties. Make sure you also share your comments! Link to our voicemail app is available on our Instagram @nikkiglaserpod bio or send us a voice memo or email to TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com. Remember 5 sentences or less... we have a short attention span ;).

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Jul 30, 2021
#75 Let's Underthink It
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Between you and Nikki, success all comes down to putting in the hours. Andrew says goodbye to his girlfriend but not before introducing her to his family. Nikki wants besties and Andrew to ask for what they want, especially when they are paying for goods and services. You Heard it Here First, hygiene habits, songs that help us connect and the anxiety guys have when they ghost girls. They play Esther Perel's new card game Where Should We Begin and share stories about what they make a big deal about. In the Final Thought Nikki reflects on competitiveness and achievement.

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Jul 29, 2021
#74 Can't Quit You
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Between you and Nikki this is the time to confront character defects. Andrew relieved his stress from shopping at Ikea by swinging some balls. Nikki had a life epiphany when she previewed HBO Max's FBoy Island for her girlfriends last night. You Heard it Here First, crock attack in Mexico, lonely sea turtles, reptiles in salads, unused gift cards and unlikely actors fulfilling their roles. In Nikki's Reddit Dump the consensus on tongues, stolen netflix hacks, rat emotions and a conversation about intuition takes them through the Final Thought.

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Jul 28, 2021
#73 Old Copper Brand
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Between you and Nikki, being able to surrender and let go of expectations can be a gift. Broadcasting from Tulum, Mexico, Nikki is amongst her best friends and last night Kerstin made her laugh harder than anyone. Andrew is wrapping his head around period sex and Nikki recommends a lube job. You heard it here first, women in sports need not be sexualized, Andrew shares an inside story, another unfortunate "ledgehead" and Ben and J-Lo are basic on a boat. In "Top 1,Bottom 1" they share stories about hotel experiences. In the Final Thought, Nikki reads cards from a couhl game she played with her girlfriends.

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Jul 27, 2021
#72 My Spirit is Hot
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Between you and Nikki, spending $500 at TJ Maxx for wardrobe is a fun challenge, she loves her little sis and when things go bad remember "it's FBoy Island". Andrew is moving his girlfriend to Chicago and yes he will play golf there. Nikki believes Andrew is a NBA, natural born athlete. You Heard it Here First, at least the little kids who got high off THC candies will have a good story, friends before relationship adds to the idea of no sex, Megan Fox is cool and the hurtful truth about the new Space Jam. Fanthrax gets a makeover and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew encourage listeners to take time for themselves and not to lie about it.

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Jul 23, 2021
#71 Green Jello w/ Zach Sherwin
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Between you and Nikki, she and her dog Luigi can't deal with a third party messing up their off leash energy. While Andrew left to a baseball game his girlfriend could have seen and heard too much in the apartment. Nikki welcomes her ex Zach Sherwin to the show and they have a lot of come to Jesus moments for the first time after a decade of not speaking with each other, including the song he wrote that broke them up. In the Final Thought, Nikki reminds people to throw some appreciation to vets...veterinarians that is, for the thankless job they do.

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Jul 22, 2021
#70 DDB
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Between you and Nikki she's gotta get a hold of her people pleasing. Nikki reflects on gossip, then she and Andrew discuss the Trump effect. After that Nikki looks into why she was upset when Andrew did something nice that caused a recycling mishap. You Heard it Here First, don't hire your rancher to be a hitman, the signs of sexual tension and maybe Ryan Reynolds was exaggerating, a little bit, little bit. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she does not reveal her own comments, a mature confession by a 13 year old, Jennifer Lawrence's nails it and Andrew's jaw drops when he sees a golf video. In the Final Thought, Nikki gives her two cents on her once friendship with J Law.

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Jul 21, 2021
#69 There Was Be Blood
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Between you and Nikki, there was dried hummus on the slip she wore to the Ted Lasso premiere and she tried to preserve her day old hairdo by wrapping it in a swimsuit. Andrew is "full of puff" and tries to get Nikki to compete with him about a body part she doesn't want to compare. You Heard if Here First, stuff that makes millennials think you are old, the oldest lobster lady and rich people in space. Their Top 1 Bottom 1 jobs has them reminiscing about times at work and in the Final Thought, Nikki encourages her friend to join a dating app and finds an interesting guy while swiping through it herself.

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Jul 20, 2021
#68 SSDJ (A Make Up Podcast)
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Between you and Nikki one of her favorite Schumer moments involves truth telling. Speaking of the truth, yes Nikki did help herself to some extras from set yesterday. Andrew played softball with Nikki's brother in law and guys who knew they were going to lose. Nikki and Andrew discuss a household issue. You Heard it Here First, do not go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer, do take an ayahuasca retreat, and definitely come out on top like Marcus Rashford. Besties in the Fanthrax segment of the show share funny stories and in the Final Thought a super hot "Not Nikki".

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Jul 16, 2021
#67 The Midnight Hour
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Between you and Nikki her day was spent among stars of screen and stage. Andrew had an eruption in the middle of the night. He might be suffering the "the real cheese". Nikki raises her trauma from the male orgasm and Andrew gives his two cents. You Heard if Here First: Nikki gives her take on the WOWO Bachelorette challenge, more sympathy for ledge heads and divorced parents who live near each other. They sample Esther Perel's new board game Where Do We Begin? and only understand half the prompts. Andrew is reminded of a time he got a bad eyebrow wax and they talk about hot selfies vs asking others to take a photo to post on Instagram.

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Jul 15, 2021
#66 Chicken Salad Sandwich
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Between you and Nikki she dares you lock eyes for 5 seconds with someone you are attracted to. Andrew had sleep issues at his girlfriends house and Nikki thinks it's a lot more than being hungry. You Heard if Here First: Nikki kind of believes in healing crystals, The FBoy Island trailer is out and they reflect on their time in the Cayman Island on set and Jason Sudeikas drops a deep quote on heartache. Nikki's Reddit Dump has some of her favorites saves from the week and the Final Thought gets a little dark.

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Jul 14, 2021
#65 Did Jason Call Yet?
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Between you and Nikki her first theater show was full of swells and stories. While Nikki is energized, Andrew admits he was a "zombo" after a long weekend. Nikki faces a conundrum over her hotel balcony. You Heard it Here First! Don't be a ledge head, tell your parents to stop double clicking and sometimes gifts for kids are what adults want. In Top1 Bottom1, they share stories about injuries and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk about another "Old Renegade" moment from the weekend.

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Jul 13, 2021
#64 Always In Process
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Between you and Nikki, she is in a mood and advocating for her local Starbucks employees. Andrew slept like candy because he got to hit a couple of balls last night. They dig into Nikki's mood and find out it's the looming pressure of a tour and finalizing a set. You Heard it Here First, teachers have other lives, it sucks to die on a rollercoaster, how to keep your feet on a plane and Andrew's sports moment involves a regular Joe. They go through some fun "Fanthrax" and close out the show talking about accidents that people try to play off as cool.

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Jul 09, 2021
#63 Find A Mary Lynn w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub
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Between You and Nikki, you can learn a lot even from a third of a good book about saying no and keeping your integrity when it comes to dating. Andrew stayed up all night because he had caffeine before a pilates class. Mary Lynn Rajskub joins, watch her special on Vimeo: Mary Lynn Rajskub: Live From The Pandemic and the action packed alien invasion film that she stars in: The Tomorrow War on Amazon Prime. Mary Lynn is so open about her life, career and dating. In the news, they give their take on the largest horse in the world, mistakes with money and comfortable "teddies". Burning Questions for Bob with Mary Lynn, has Mary Lynn's non urgent urgent message, coming to terms with splurges and in the Final Thought Andrew's question about aliens leads to a conversation about God.

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Jul 08, 2021
#62 Hey, Partner
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Between you and Nikki, she wants Besties to know this show is inclusive, she cried at the vet and maybe the kind of pain she enjoys could be found in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Andrew is learning about how to go to bed with his partner and good phone habits. Before the news, Nikki, Andrew and Producer Noa don't see eye to eye on orgasms. Besties are encouraged to chime in. In the news, they comment on word pollution, vanity plates, animals that run a train and a masseuse swap. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump which leads to jaw dropping stories from celebrities about other celebrities.

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Jul 07, 2021
#61 My Captain, By Captain
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Between you and Nikki having a dependent dog on Independence Day was very stressful. Nikki and Andrew's girlfriend watched Sex/Life and Andrew is still hanging on to a shot seen in episode 3. They open up about introducing friends to partners and Nikki locks in to Andrew's girlfriend's feet and learns about a dating hack. In the news, techniques of gaslighting, what a guy's face says about his sex habits and no shame in taking out implants. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they go around the horn talking about movies that changed their lives. And in the final thought they conclude that hard work pays off.

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Jul 06, 2021
#60 Skull and Bones, A Hand, Two Blank Faces and Another Hand
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Nikki addressed the cliffhanger from yesterday's show. Andrew is way more relaxed than yesterday and touches upon his retirement lifestyle. Nikki talks about Andrew's strange behavior in her room while she was avoiding the Task Rabbit, In the headlines: thongs, words we can't pronounce about sleep deprivation, kids over a billion dollars and Andrew could have been the Tour De France sign lady. Listener mail is dubbed a new name and in the Final Thought, they ponder does being in expert at something mean you aren't working hard enough? Hmmm.

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Jul 02, 2021
#59 Warty Tissue
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Between you and Nikki a handwritten letter means so much. Andrew is visibly stressed after getting into a fight with "a computer behind a computer". Nikki explains her take on hooking up and how to avoid "dick heartbreak", Andrew just doesn't get it. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew approve of therapy, stuffing your bra at Hooters and they care about Selma Hayek's aching breasts. The segment for today is Explain This, where Nikki and Andrew give listeners a peak into their private quarters. In the Final Thought they talk about personal surgery and Andrew's scary cyst.

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Jul 01, 2021
#58 A 6 '4 Assistant
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Between you and Nikki, your time is valuable! She also lets besties in a on a secret purchase before anyone else. Andrew is supportive of Nikki's new collector item and is learning a lot from his new zen book. They figure out the qualities of someone who would be good to assist Nikki and You Heard it Here First: the behavior of exe's and how to forgive using Nikki's real life experience. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki reads some of her favorite posts and ultimately in the Final Thought they discuss how not to lie to kids and how to deal with teeth straightening.

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Jun 30, 2021
#57 Haute Couture Egg
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Between You and Nikki she is not at all bummed about forgetting her make up bag on her last flight. Andrew slept well after adding "girlfriend" to his vernacular. Nikki aims to make decisions based off what makes her feel good including buying flowers for herself. You Heard It Here First: Nikki could work at Medieval Times, nothing is really original and stars always go first. The Top1 Bottom1 has them talking about fashion trends. And in the Final Thought Nikki encourages besties to not do the obvious thing.

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Jun 29, 2021
#56 Taking For Granite
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Nikki is grateful to have a level headed friend like Whitney Cummings available to drop some wise words. Andrew is living it up in NYC spending time with a good friend and feeling anxious about Meek Mill's jewelry. Nikki shares a story about going to a place called The Rabbit Hole last night and enjoying getting out of her comfort zone. She's so comfortable that she shares a line of her poetry, Andrew writes one too. You heard it here first, they show their support for Britney Spears, Nikki admits to being a percentage of workaholics and Andrew's sports moment turns into a discussion about hot athletes. The Listener Mail segment is not poppy and in the Final Thought they send mixed messages to each other.

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Jun 25, 2021
#55 The New Usher w/ Pete Lee
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Between You and Nikki, she is dropping a lot of "fashion eggs" with Producer Noa about the event she was having mixed feelings about yesterday. Andrew slept great after his brush with legend Rihanna in the lobby of the Bowery Hotel. Pete Lee joins them and talks about his upcoming Showtime Special: Tall, Dark and Pleasant which comes out on July 9th. Nikki and Pete bond over a similar situation they are going through and what it takes to deal with it. In the news we learn what Andrew would do with someone else's billion dollars, what an upside down pineapple indicates, about Norwegian sex positions and Pete Lee's world records. They play "The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done" and in the Final Thought they talk about bits on autopilot.

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Jun 24, 2021
#54 It's A Great Day!
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Between you and Nikki, she didn't sleep well last night because she was watching too many clips of unrequited love. Andrew also had a rough night after playing too much virtual reality games. Nikki talks about seeing herself in VR sex, they discuss specific pop ups and Andrew drops a bomb about crushing news he received. Nikki is having all sorts of feelings about something she has coming up later today and Andrew helps her get her anger out with his headlines in You Heard It Here First. Nikki shares her latest Redddit Dump and in the Final Thought they discuss some stupid things done for horniness.

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Jun 23, 2021
#53 Poppying Out Hard
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Between you and Nikki, sometimes comedians bring their "A stuff" or new material to the stage. Andrew is the only man in Greenwich CT who is sleeping on an air mattress and gets a special wake up call from his nephew. Nikki would love to get her neck hugged, partied with her parents and told a Clueless actor that she loves him this weekend. They coin a new phrase and in the news they cover stories that involve sex on a mountain top, creepy bar customers and Dave Chappelle singing with the Foo Fighters. Top1 Bottom1 of paternal communications and in the Final Thought they discuss how one of Nikki's special friends stands the test of time.

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Jun 22, 2021
#52 Side of the Story
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Between you and Nikki, she's on her way to deserving nice things. Andrew is not too lazy to repeat his story about lazy side sex that is an all too familiar tale for Nikki who highlighted it back in 2013. Things keep coming back around on this magical episode that no one planned for. In between these moments Nikki and Andrew discuss public lewdness, formatting texts to guys and how the Stock Market "reads the vibe". Lots of gems in the Listener Mail and in the Final Thought Nikki is skeptical about Andrew's dad's fear of flying.


Catch Nikki on Real Time with Bill Maher, Friday 6/18 and got to nikkiglaser.com/tour to find Nikki's tour dates to see her and Andrew on the road!

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Jun 18, 2021
#51 Sleepy Terrorist
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Between you and Nikki she is back in Los Angeles and finding hacks for a creeping bad mood. Andrew appears to have had a rough night so Nikki picks him up by remind him about the preponderance of being a co-host on this show. You Heard it Here First! Make up has all sorts of chemicals, they all reveal what songs keep them up at night and a hot public display of affection definitely has Nikki caring. In the Collection of Co'uhls, Besties come thru with some hilarious submissions and Nikki reveals the ultimate co'uhl kryptonite. For the Final Thought they reminisce on meeting Liev Schreiber in the street and that possibly being the worst day of his life.

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Jun 17, 2021
#50 Always Set You Up
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Between you and Nikki, she chooses to ignore some of her calendar alerts. We learn that posture and pain can affect how you sleep, what posture Nikki might enjoy while getting a foot rub and how to set up a friend for success while dining with a famous broadcaster. Dating and relationship stories fill the headlines and Andrew finally gets Nikki to not care about his story in the Why Do I Care segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump is full of gems and in the Final Thought Andrew gets an answer about how to get Nikki to go hiking.

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Jun 16, 2021
#49 Smoking Jacket
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Between you and Nikki, she is loving St. Louis and her budding friendship with Joe Buck. Andrew is giddy over his upcoming golf tournament with Joe Buck as well. They discuss their wild St. Louis night and in the news we learn that Nikki's dream is to "get inside a whale", about death by envelope, what is stuck fetish, why it's a good idea to reset your phone before getting it repaired and that Nikki cares about a high profile getting back with an ex story. Today, Nikki shares a new segment called Slice of Life and plays a secret recording of herself. The Final Thought reveals what Andrew talks about to himself in the shower.

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Jun 15, 2021
#48 Got Some Schlopy and Special Announcements!
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The day has finally come and Nikki can let Besties in on what she was working on in the Cayman Islands. With today's announcements of JFL Cancun and FBoy Island, Nikki talks about what it was like receiving the news. Nikki and Andrew tell stories from the Cardinals game they went to last night. You Heard it Hear First, Nikki shares her perspective on plastic surgery, Andrew thinks the opposite about ex's and more stories from the game after Joey Votto talks smack about St. Louis. In Listener Mail, they help a listener come up with a word, talk about lyrics and approve of a co'uhl. And Nikki encourages Andrew to call her out on stuff in the Final Thought.

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Jun 11, 2021
#47 Inside A Moped w/ Bob Saget
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Between you and Nikki, Besties are the best and an encounter that surprised Nikki when she was trying to be discreet. Andrew comes in hot, literally after getting some heat on IG. Bob Saget comes by the show and there is no shortage of "machine gun" jokes. They tell stories from the comedy scene, discuss jokes that stand the test of time, relationships, immortality and moulding their private parts. Nikki introduces a new segment called Burning Questions For Bob, where she, Andrew and Producer Noa compete to ask Bob their best question.

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Jun 10, 2021
#46 This Isn't Gonna Be All Make Up
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Between you and Nikki she wants to get down to the bottom of Andrew's new drink obsession. They talk about projections....the one they had in school. Andrew's headlines spur conversations about canceling people, a wild trip to Alaska and relationships that don't work. Nikki unloads her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought Andrew explains how men handle their junk.

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Jun 09, 2021
#45 Full of Friendship
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Between you and Nikki she is so over being jealous and gives Producer Noa some coping mechanisms for loss. Andrew is giddy after using hardwood floors for something people typically do on a bed. He and Nikki had a great weekend of friendship and Nikki finally wrote a song after watching a TED Talk. Andrew reports the news about dancing cave people, men who have an excuse to be vulnerable and a spoiler for the new season of The Bachelorette. Top 1 Bottom 1 gets Nikki to share her most personal thoughts and in the Final Thought they talk about a tickled elbow.

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Jun 08, 2021
#44 Four Corners of The Room
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Between you and Nikki she loves Sam Harris' take on expanding your consciousness, she loves that her sister's students don't have to take end of year tests and Conan's interview with Bill Burr. Andrew slept great on clean sheets that aren't in his room and is apprehensive about a surprise challenge Nikki makes. You Heard it Here First - stuff in cash vaults, a new way of sitting on a plane, David Spade hosting Batchelor in Paradise and Naomi Osaka pulling out of the French Open. Listener mail brings all the swells as usual and a lyric dump in the Final Thought!

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Jun 04, 2021
#43 Shoot That Hoop
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Between you and Nikki she gives the play by play of last night's festivities. Andrew was psyched that Nikki picked a restaurant for her birthday that had basketball hoops. Lots of eyebrow raising questions come up in the You Heard It Here First news segment. Nikki and Andrew are able to Finish Each Other's Sentences accurately and in Nikki's Final thought she confirms her love languages.

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Jun 03, 2021
#42 Be Light About It
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It's Nikki's birthday show and between you and her - she is looking forward to it and mainly loves today because she will get to go first. Andrew serenades Nikki with a birthday song and gets her the right kinda gift. They both warm up for karaoke later with some Machine Gun Kelly. You Heard It Here First - there are lots of celebrity roommates, swimming against the tide, bugs that buzz around and Nikki does care about Anna Faris' marriage advice. Lots of quickies in the Reddit Dump and Nikki goes easy on herself and tells Besties her birthday wishes in the Final Thought.

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Jun 02, 2021
#41 Cliff Glaser!
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Nikki is interlacing stories from her iHeart Radio Awards experience through the episode. The outfits her stylists gave her for the awards show and one she wore to lunch with David Spade, running jokes with Joel McHale, arriving with Gleb Savchenko and bonding with Nelly. Andrew talks about having a full suburban day. In the headlines he let's Nikki know what people are doing on the job, what people should not be doing on TikTok and they talk about the "Rachel". The Top 1 Bottom 1 segment has stories about being in cars and Nikki leaves the Final Thought with a to be continued...

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Jun 01, 2021
#40 Ten Percent Popcorn
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Between you and Nikki, she knows Andrew is a best friend because they can share shoes. Andrew slept alone in the apartment last night as Nikki headed out to LA and sat next to a familiar friend, Joe Buck! You Heard it Here First, Nikki knows about a David Spade DM, Celeb gossip IG Deux Mois, the return of The Celebrity Dating Game and Nikki's mom joins in to hear Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment. They go through Listener Mail and in the Final Thought they talk about stand up vs. story telling.

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May 28, 2021
#39 Press The Right Button w/ Dr. Emily Morse
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Between You and Nikki today's pod covers some great topics about sexuality. She and Andrew dig deep into his love for, of all people, Hugh Grant. In the news they cover a sex toy study, misophonia and ultimatums. They connect with the expert on sex and host of Sex w/ Emily, Dr. Emily Morse in the Deep Dive segment to learn more about masturbation, solo or with a partner. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew share something that they've been wondering about relationships.

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May 27, 2021
#38 My Meds Were Peaking, Please
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Nikki wonders if she needs more than a "jalopy and a half" to drive around town. Andrew did not take the hint that Nikki was sad last night over a relationship. She explains an overrated joke and even gets her dad EJ in on it. Andrew's You Heard it Here First inspires conversations about finances, favorite kid viral videos and hoodies with "dick" room. Nikki's Reddit Dump features a creepy crawler video and Kanye's joke. And in the Final Thought Nikki reads a DM from a listener who saw Andrew drop sushi at Whole Foods and Andrew reveals how he was once ahead of his time and also too little too late.

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May 26, 2021
#37 It's A "Dealership"
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First weekend back in St. Louis and between you and Nikki she is feeling friendless. She and Andrew highlight the co'uhls of Eat, Pray, Love and talk about their experience at a local dealership. You Heard it Here First; how to end a conversation without lying, HS yearbook edits that no one asked for and A-Rod's new make up line. It's a Top1Bottom1 teacher's edition that makes Producer Noa hum and Nikki reflect on her emotions on 9/11 in the Final Thought.

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May 25, 2021
#36 Drop It, Airplane Mode (A Make Up Podcast)
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Between You & Nikki, she got the message regarding her tone, which turned out to be the stress she felt having to perform in front of a major name in comedy. Both Nikki and Andrew slept great because they made up in the car. Andrew reports about apps that drain your phone battery, a brave 11 year old and Tim Tebow in You Heard It Here First. They sort through bestie messages in Listener Mail and in the Final Thought, they discuss Nikki's latest date.

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May 21, 2021
#35 Get That Condition
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Between You and Nikki she had a great dinner with her former Dancing With The Stars partner Gleb Savchenko and practiced honesty. Since honesty is the name of the game, Nikki and Andrew discuss being it stage and broaching taboo subjects. You Heard It Here First; falling asleep in an autonomous car, sabotaging opportunities and clickbait headlines. A tension inducing Finish My Sentence and in the Final Thought Nikki tells Andrew he hasn't been taking her subtle hints and Andrew tells Nikki about his fear for today.

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May 20, 2021
#34 Pukas in The Back
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It's the morning after Nikki's hosting gig at the MTV Movie & TV Awards: Unscripted and Between You and Nikki she's got to clear up the Snooki thing! Andrew talks about why he's been sleeping so much and they introduce what animal they are. You Heard it Here First features passive aggressive notes and Nikki cares about the headlines that feature her! She shares a how-to in the Reddit Dump and they reveal their favorite animals in the Final Thought.

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May 19, 2021
#33 Hey Babe
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Between you and Nikki, she is very much aware of her character defect and what energy she brings on stage. Andrew and Nikki had adventures of their own last night. The headlines remind Nikki of her first word and her dad corroborates her story. Also, scientists working on the potential to breath from your rectum, cheating and funny auditions. In Top1Bottom1 they each recall a personal moment in sports and Nikki talks about a joke she told on To Tell The Truth in the Final Thought.

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May 18, 2021
#32 So Indire
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Between you and Nikki her effort to get spray tanned for The Tonight Show and Movie & TV Awards Unscripted could be the plot of an action movie. Andrew welcomes new listeners with a tip about the head and the hand and Nikki welcomes them with an intimate story that makes her think of Christmas. You literally Heard it Here First - Andrew recalls a repressed memory from childhood and discusses it for the first time, they sort through hilarious listener mail and Nikki gives the behinds the scenes of her wardrobe malfunction in front of Jimmy Fallon!

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May 14, 2021
#31 Fashion Egg
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Nikki explains that it's not all glitz and glamour in Hollywood, and once again she finds that she could have used some initiative from others. Nikki and Andrew are all jokes and swells after having a "Mount Vesuvius" of fights last night and they swipe through Nikki's dating app. Andrew brings lots of "co'uhl" headlines and Nikki absolutely cares about Taylor Swift throwing it back to her 1989 era. They go through a treasure trove of Collections of Co'uhls and discuss vulnerable men in the Final Thought.

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May 13, 2021
#30 Opposite of Natural
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Between you and Nikki it's hard to tell the difference between boundaries and expectations. Andrew slept just fine but he's limping after a HIIT class that Nikki will never go to. You Heard it Here First, Nikki and Andrew discuss divorce and getting back with an ex. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that leads to a Final Thought about allowing each other to breathe and "letting it in".

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May 12, 2021
#29 Smells Like Summer Camp
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Between you and Nikki she understands the good kind of pain. Andrew points out that they are taping in a 1930's Spanish villa in Los Angeles but Nikki is reminded of a cabin. Nikki performed at the Round while Andrew charmed Anthony Jeselnik with deep cuts from Tulane. You Heard it Here First, an inappropriate teacher, men looking forward to not connecting with women and fake reviews. In Top1Bottom1 they each bring personal stories about concert experiences.

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May 11, 2021
#28 Start in Cincinnati and End in Cincinnati
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Between You and Nikki, she is balancing the right amount of care about her work. In How'd You Sleep? Andrew confesses that he cared very much about the new listener voicemails and sobbed before bed, Nikki also reminds him of how he randomly cut her dad off in the middle of a story that for once was not about his famous daughter. You Heard it Hear first - Nikki and Andrew put their own spin on a new dating term, an artist's rendering of Andrew's ehhhm "thumb", a one night stand that turned to marriage and Andrew's Weekly Sport's moment is a to be continued... They listen to some great voicemails and in the Final Thought, dating app blahs and a sick mirror story.

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May 07, 2021
#27 Control Y
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Between you and Nikki she is psyched to go on tour this summer. Andrew comes in singing and very quickly he and Nikki look more into his "asterisk". You Heard it Here First! A good amount of friends, keyboard shortcuts and the best way to hold Nikki. They Finish Each other's sentences and Andrew shares his joy of being in a relationship in the Final Thought.

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May 06, 2021
#26 The Stern Connection
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Nikki is feeling lucky to have met her radio hero and been part of his show. It always feels great when your 90's crush tells you about it too! Andrew moves at a different pace than Nikki and that's ok. You Heard it Here First there's a new kind of therapy that is making a lot of sense, private parts aren't really shrinking, kinda and Nikki definitely cares about Ben Affleck. The Silver Springs breakdown in a new segment called OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? Which leads into a satisfying Final Thought!

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May 05, 2021
#25 Tongue In Cheeks
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Between you and Nikki she is figuring out how to find her voice in music and wonders if being chill when everything goes wrong plays into being controlling. Andrew wonders if Nikki dreamt of having fans waiting for her at the airport and they dissect Bob Dylan's style. In the news; Kissing to break a spell, skepticism over algorithms, speculation on the return of "Bennifer" and Billie Eilish's new look. Nikki saves her Reddits to dump and a Final Thought on misspellings on heartfelt notes.

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May 04, 2021
#24 A Big Component Of...
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Between you and Nikki she is trying to be more organized and to remember to follow through with it. Andrew shares some of the upgrades to his morning routine. Nikki encourages him to give back to the universe for the man who syphoned his gas in the past and also gets into the spectrum of her spray tan. They dissect unending orgasms, T-Pain's DM issue and popular baby names in the news. They talk about getting outside of the box and have a come to Jesus moment in the Final Thought.

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Apr 30, 2021
#23 MIC THE MEN!
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Nikki opens up about doing her best to stop exaggerating and to keep calm and text later! Andrew is giddy about the Task Rabbit putting together furniture, upskirts and Nikki's latest dirty subscription. You Heard it Here First stories include a ride from hell, reliving past relationships and a sexy shave. Nikki addresses some feedback and Andrew explains his new fire safety tool in the Final Thought.

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Apr 29, 2021
#22 Sad Songs Written By Babies
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Between you & Nikki, she's steadfast in her beliefs that talking into the ether helps heartache. As they ramp up to the Top1/Bottom1 Sad Song segment Andrew encourages Nikki to do her best singer impersonations in a warm aquarium. In the headlines they cover the rating decline for award shows, Andrew sharing a toilet with Obama, Reality TV is not fake, why birds exist, pride for men who come out as bi and Gen Z realizing there are hidden messages in children's movies. After discussing sad songs Nikki talks about her funeral playlist.

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Apr 28, 2021
#21 Verbal Journal
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There are so many golden nuggets to find in today's episode, between you and Nikki shaved heads are cool especially on UFC's Thug Rose. Andrew had some fun on a lime scooter with his chick and Nikki wishes there was an app that could have "the talk" for her in relationships. You Heard it Here First, OM is intriguing, start your day off with 5 steps to attain more swells and a hell gig recap of the Oscars. The listeners come thru with some incredible notes and Nikki admits dismissing a morning routine that will surprise you!

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Apr 27, 2021
#20 Climate Change Your Tone
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Nikki starts the show chatting with producer Noa about birthdays and good gestures. Andrew is back in the apartment in St. Louis emptying his "5 days of stock" and Nikki slept just fine after an Earth Day movie night. The news inspires stories about painful liquids, dementia prevention, pushing past discomfort, 420 and Andrew makes the best joke that Nikki has ever heard. They find a good quote from Albert Einstein and wrap it all up with appreciation for curiosity.

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Apr 23, 2021
#19 Barracudas on Molly
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Well, "You Heard it Here First" this is a 2 part podcast, you'll find out who stayed in the Cayman Islands and who is broadcasting from Gate D. Nikki and Andrew talk about coke, the truth behind a yogurt shop, decriminalized prostitution and fish's feelings. On Nikki's Reddit Dump they find nostalgia, the first mention of periods, the best guy on the news and Andrew talks about RectiCare in front of a family.

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Apr 22, 2021
#18 Forty One Phoneless
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Nikki sees her friend Andrew in distress as his most precious possession is cracked and broken. Yes, his phone has sadly passed and he describes the hardship of getting on Instagram without it. Nikki has her own "old renegade" encounter and You Heard it Here First; Horoscopes are kind of right, the T-Rex count is low, climate change is happening and no, Nikki doesn't care about diets. They Finish Each other's sentences and get a little dark in the Final Thought.

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Apr 21, 2021
#17 Old Renegade
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Between you and Nikki, she is loving the "Cayman Way" and doesn't really want to leave even if there's broken glass poolside. It's Andrew's birthday morning after a fancy dinner where a kid threw him for a loop. They cover jackpot winners, lap dances and bikinis and Taylor Swift's record breaking achievement. They read some great listener mail and explore why it's never good to be the girl a guy is "talking to".

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Apr 20, 2021
#16 Talking Skeletons
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Between you and Nikki, she really doesn't want the job of being a marketing guru for herself. She wakes Andrew up with her "emotional smell" and in the news he shares an uplifting story about a man who fixed his life up with falcons. They discuss cheating revenge and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they cover UFC trash talking on social media. They go through some listener mail about a topic that makes Andrew buzz, laughter and share sentiment for someone going through financial difficulty.

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Apr 16, 2021
#15 Making A Wishbone
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Between You and Nikki she has been doing research on crying and so far she's made progress in finding another embarrassing book title to add to her collection. Andrew is a little crusty from sleeping in late while Nikki enjoyed Howard Stern's interview with John Stamos. Before he gets to the news, Andrew shares a story that will explain the title of this episode and won't make his mom proud. Nikki goes on a Reddit Dump and they close out the show sharing too much about personal passwords and their confusion over glass doors.

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Apr 15, 2021
#14 Sugah, Bonah
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Between you and Nikki it's a little tough to be sexy without being judged and relationship books with odd titles actually work. At last night's wrap party Andrew saw Nikki as a "fun little blonde", they both talk about having fun without drinking and Andrew has a full on transformation when he delivers the news that stops Nikki in her tracks. They also have a swell time digging into the Collection of Co'uhls.

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Apr 14, 2021
#13 Duck Heads
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Nikki is facing an ending for a project in a way she hasn't experienced yet. She is appreciative of Andrew's ideas to help her role play a drill sergeant. Andrew stays up late which might explain why gets confused about duck anatomy in the You Heard It Here First segment. Nikki loves what William Shatner said on his 90th birthday but doesn't care about Grimes' new tattoo. They Finish Each Other's sentence without opening up Pandora's box and in the Final Thought Andrew regrets having confidence about ducks and they all... Steve Irlose.

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Apr 13, 2021
#12 The Butt I Was Dealt
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The Nikki Glaser Pod crew want listeners to have all the swells so between you and Nikki, resentment sucks. Andrew finally sleeps in the perfect temperature, Nikki comes up with a pitch for Shark Tank while a shark appears in the distance, they urge women to let go... of flatulence and cover a range of topics in the news. They read off some listener submitted Grossest Thing You've Ever done stories and round it all off with a Final Thought.

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Apr 09, 2021
#11 Yeah, Dad Ya Clown!
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Nikki feels her emotions stirring as she anticipates an end. Good thing Andrew has a headline in the segment You Heard It Here First about emoting through music. She blows off steam with Korn lyrics while Andrew is coming off the high of finally getting "verified".

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Apr 08, 2021
#10 Conan Day
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Today's podcast is recorded before and after Nikki's appearance on Conan. Although the gang has some recording issues nothing can get them down on Conan Day. It's a warts and all kind of show and you know how Nikki feels about warts!

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Apr 07, 2021
#9 Five Sentences or Less
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Nikki seldom enjoys seeing herself on stuff she is on but loved learning about her friends and herself on the new documentary Hysterical. She and Andrew can't help but sing to each other before discussing the evils of money, psychopaths and Hollywood in You Heard it Here First. They have a swell time reading listener mail and Andrew's final thought is horny.

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Apr 06, 2021
#8 Fever Dream
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Nikki addresses her IG stories that involve her legs and how a self tanner is giving her "bi" vibes. Andrew has some popping headlines and his weekly segment about sports. They discuss how to combat the voice in your head in Mental Health Moment and round out the show acknowledging that today's recording proves that they all work on themselves.

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Apr 02, 2021
#7 Our Best Friends
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Between You and Nikki, she's in a pretty good mood. She talks about some perfume sampling, working through some resentments that you could probably relate to. Andrew delivers some headlines about alternate reality, tongue stretching and divorce before they introduce the segment Collection of Co'uhls. Big announcement in the Final Thought- Listener names!

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Apr 01, 2021
#6 Lost In A Binge
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Nikki talks truth about fillers, wonders about Andrew's odd behavior around a pizza last night, they cover some sex stories in the news, "Finish Each Other's Sentences" and don't get into a fight in the Final Thought.

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Mar 31, 2021
#5 Swells!
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Everyone's grateful to start the week but Nikki isn't sure why Andrew has been chewing on his hands. They talk about smells in life and in the news, hooking up with people pretending to be animals, Andrew's ideal boyfriend for Nikki and they also introduce a new segment called Yesterday I Learned.

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Mar 30, 2021
#4 Inside Jokes
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Nikki explains how much she loves that she technically got to joke with Will Ferrell. Andrew talks about a sting out in his nether region, they cover a sexy kiss in the headlines, introduce a new segment called The "Blankest" Thing I Ever Did and explain why movies need to try harder in the final thought.

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Mar 26, 2021
#3 Early Forty
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Between you and Nikki, find out what happened after the recording session yesterday. Nikki and Andrew discuss a unique angle this podcast takes, sex stats and latest headlines, Nikki slides into a Bachelor's DMs and in the Final Thought the gals help Andrew figure out his insecurity.


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Mar 25, 2021
#2 Everything But The Peas
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Nikki's set time gets the crew up early for recording. Between you and Nikki, she'll tell you the weird thing she does on stage that only one other comedian does, Andrew reads the headlines and gives the backstory of his shirt and Nikki shares a favorite Game Changer!


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Mar 24, 2021
#1 On Location!
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This is it! Nikki is on location on a tropical island and introducing you to her brand new show. Enjoy the first episode and get to know the cast, some perspectives on headlines and top 2 bottom 2 gifts they've received. Lastly, enjoy a sincere note from Nikki in her final thought!

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Mar 23, 2021
Introducing: The Nikki Glaser Podcast
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The Nikki Glaser Podcast is your daily companion and BFF that is real, fast-paced, and peppered with Nikki’s sense of humor and honesty to keep you sane, well-informed and laughing through life. 

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Mar 12, 2021