Hi! We’re Bastard Yard Sale: two partners covering just about everything you need to know about creepy pastas, personality quizzes, disgusting food preferences, and everything in between! So if the pandemic has helped you realize just how much you need to make new friends while at the same time triggering your deep disdain for in-person human contact, come down to the bastard yard sale — we’re sure we‘ll help you find just what you need... or at least some item that will bring you temporary, ever-fleeting joy :)