Don't Praise The Machine
By Alexander Holland & John Maloney
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Episodes: 161
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Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all.
The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot?
Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_praise_the_machine.
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#161 - Mo' Money, Mo' Mayo
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May 13, 2024 |
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#160 - The Great Danish Dash
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May 06, 2024 |
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#159 - Mummified Big Macs
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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#158 - Beautiful Cabin Crew, Scarlett Johansson
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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#157 - Cracking Supermarket Secrets
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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#156 - Junior Boost Junior
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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#155 - Unexpected Items of the Bagging Area
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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#154 - Root Rat Rupert
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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#153 - The Reincarnation of Mr Peanut
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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#152 - Betty White and the Purgatorium
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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#151 - Stock Snaps & Star Maps
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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#150 - A Magnificent Milestone
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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#149 - After The Float, All The Colours Came Out
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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#148 - Psychopathy Is In
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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#147 - Bob The Builder Deconstructed
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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#146 - Threads of Irony
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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#145 - The Quencher's Gambit
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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#144 - Plot Twists and Rhinoplasty
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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#143 - Puzzle Prodigy & Prompted Pop Progress
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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#142 - The Annual Holiday Schplargtacular
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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#141 - Live from Adelaide
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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#140 - Cut Copy Kiedis
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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#139 - Turn Those Machines Back On
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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#138 - Kanban Fever
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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#137 - Ralpher On The Roof
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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#136 - Commentlord
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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#135 - The Discover Dilemma
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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#134 - Memoirs of a Jada
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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#133 - The Production Room
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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#132 - Breads of a Feather
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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#131 - My Neck, My Back, My New Fjallraven Pack
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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#130 - Chasing The Rainbolt
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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#129 - Marathons and Mambos
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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#128 - Frasier On Ice
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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#127 - BlackRockin’ Beats
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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#126 - Tomb of the Axolotl
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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#125 - A Hard Day's Nightcore
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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#124 - B-Grade Beatmatchers
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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#123 - Spring Roll Mountain
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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#122 - The Tail of Toco
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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#121 - Dolls' Digest
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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#120 - The Nanny Strikes Again
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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#119 - Get Him To The Therapist
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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#118 - Degeneres Gambler
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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#117 - Gushbuzz
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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#116 - Thirty Seconds to Schplargs
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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#115 - Down the 'Tube
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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#114 - He Ain't Woody, He's My Brother
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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#113 - Say Hello To My Little Friend
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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#112 - Moonshot
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May 29, 2023 |
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#111 - Rib Rumours
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May 22, 2023 |
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#110 - All Mets Are Off
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May 15, 2023 |
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#109 - Sultans of Schplarg
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May 08, 2023 |
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#108 - You Wouldn't Download A Podcast
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May 01, 2023 |
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#107 - Add to Blart
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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#106 - Jaffee and the Jets
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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#105 - The Cable Guy Delusion
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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#104 - Chatbotomy
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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#103 - Caribbean Blueprint
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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#102 - Lava Will Tear Us Apart (Again)
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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#101 - Oscar and the Grouches
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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#100 - A Century of Schplargs
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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#99 - Dirty Samples
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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#98 - Buzz's Lunar Glow-Up
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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#97 - Spark Joy Or Die Tryin'
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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#96 - Simpocalypse Now
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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#95 - We Forgot To Remember The 90s
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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#94 - Keeping Up With the Baldwins
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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#93 - Bavarian Swing Daddies
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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#92 - From Laos With Love
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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#91 - The Annual Schplargmas Special 2022
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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#90 - Ozempic Spirit
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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#89 -Don't Praise The Machine, Let's Chat Instead!
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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#88 - In A World
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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#87 - The Jaw of Attraction
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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#86 - The Gospel According to Mark(y Mark)
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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#85 - Playback Politeness
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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#84 - Pandora's Omelette
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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#83 - 1-900-SCHPLARG
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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#82 - Corden Blues
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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#81 - I Don’t Know What’s Real At All Anymore
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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#80 - Ich Bin Ein Don’t Praiser
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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#79 - Creaking on Sunshine
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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#78 - Comedy Bonus
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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#77 - Now That's What I Call A Hot Schplarg
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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#76 - Ploofman’s Platter
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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#75 - Flirtual Insanity
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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#74 - Yes, My Gatekeeper
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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#73 - Birthday Beans
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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#72 - Topes and Dreams
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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#71 - Hulks In Law
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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#70 - The Return of the Somerton Man
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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#69 - The Life Macquatic
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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#68 - C:\DPTM\ep_68.exe
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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#67 - Concrete Jungle Where Pods Are Made Of
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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#66 - Diamond Boy
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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#65 - 20th Century Silver Fox
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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#64 - Biff Tech
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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#63 - Breathe With Jar Jar Binks
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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#62 - The Video Store Special
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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#61 - Roll Credits
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May 30, 2022 |
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#60 - Handsome Neville
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May 23, 2022 |
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#59 - Dinosaur on the menu
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May 16, 2022 |
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#58 - Can I leave that with you?
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May 09, 2022 |
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#57 - Conflict onions
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May 02, 2022 |
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#56 - Honey, I Schplarged the Kids
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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#55 - Slip of the Tongue
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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#54 - The Art of Almost Touching
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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#53 - Moon Mask
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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#52 - Bonne Workversaire
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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#51 - Just Go In
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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#50 - The 50th Episode Spectacular
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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#49 - Pepperoni Hawk’s Pro Skater
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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#48 - Busey Pageant
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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#47 - Turn on, tune in, hop out
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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#46 - Prince Soundcheck Japan
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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#45 - For Sale: Trombone, Never Played
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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#44 - Low Five
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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#43 - The Wrap-Up Rap
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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#42 - Moneghetti Spaghetti
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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#41 - Where My Party People At
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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#40 - A Very DPTM Christmas
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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#39 - Slip, Slop, Schplarg
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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#38 - Jah Jah Joo Jie
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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#37 - The ASMR Special
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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#36 - GP in Marseille
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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#35 - Mullets Of The Sixth Borough
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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#34 - Bots, Batts and Beaches
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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#33 - Gettin’ Cheugy With It
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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#32 - Hilaria Ensues
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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#31 – Neolithic Impulses
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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#30 – Modern Lovers
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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#29 – Say It Wasn’t You
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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#28 – No More Superheroes
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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#27 – Golden Thread
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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#26 – Hologram Manslaughter
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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#25 – Honky Horns and Squelches
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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#24 – Fool I Gotta Get Mine
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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#23 – Hooky Dollar Bill
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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#22 – Whisper Jumanji
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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#21 – Explore the Space
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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#20 – On Location
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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#19 – Elevator Pitch
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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#18 – Sisyphus emoji
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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#17 – Who Knows Where This Douchery Will End
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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#16 – The Haycast
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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#15 – Like I Am You, And You Are Me
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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#14 – Apologies and corrections
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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#13 – He Thinks He’s a Lawyer
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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#12 – Let’s Burn Some Bridges
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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#11 – What Will Future Be Like?
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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#10 – Episode Ten
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May 31, 2021 |
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#9 – Tamam Shud
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May 24, 2021 |
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#8 – And That's A Solid Friend
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May 17, 2021 |
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#7 – Treat You Like My Sticky Icky
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May 10, 2021 |
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#6 - This Purple Hamburger Blob Has Inspired Me
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May 04, 2021 |
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#5 – God Has Tendered His Resignation
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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#4 – Pizza Dude’s Got Thirty Seconds
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Apr 19, 2021 |
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#3 – Dub Chiggy Surprise
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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#2 – The Man Who Breathes Through His Eyes
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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#1 – A Licky Boom Boom Down
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Mar 22, 2021 |