The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.
By The Blank with Carlos & Ryan
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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.
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We're going on Spring Break!: Chicago & Cambodia.
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May 08, 2026 |
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What is this Sama and how do I get some footage? Featuring the new downfall to society: Meta-Glasses.
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May 08, 2026 |
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The Future is Bleak: How do I become a groupie for the Toronto Tempo?
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Apr 17, 2026 |
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Happy Cambodian New Year: featuring Relationships.
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Apr 10, 2026 |
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Tiredofthismodernishmaxxing: How else do we ruin the generation?
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Apr 03, 2026 |
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5 Year Anniversary: Who really runs Hip-Hop?
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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The Manosphere: not our podcast though...
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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AMPM Saturday, AMPM Sunday!
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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She's Gonna Call: Part 2 featuring: Delusions by AI or not.
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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The Chronicles of Cutwater Carlos: Confessions Part 1.
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Genesis 2.0: $100.00 Entrance Fee, ladies get in free.
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Em, Jay, and Pusha? On an island? Oh man..
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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Heated Rivalry Podcast, The Blank is no more.
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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We're back! Live in Action: Don't sign the petition.
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Jan 23, 2026 |
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RIP Filmores: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. (Thanks Semisonic)
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Jan 16, 2026 |
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Year of the Brick: 2026, Oil, not baby oil.
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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2026: Year of Sweetness.
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Dec 27, 2025 |
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The Days Before Christmas: What are you doing with 80 mill?
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Dec 19, 2025 |
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Baby Oil Documentary: Invite 50 to the Player Haters' Ball.
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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American Thanksgiving: Create your own memories.
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Nov 28, 2025 |
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Mo' November Blues: Don't swipe right in Florida.
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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DJ Los&Found: Ever heard Afrobeats and System of a Down in the same set?
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Fake Gun, Big Buns ft. Heartbreak for Toronto.
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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The Blank Presents: Halloween 2025 v. Jays in 6
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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The Blank: World Series Edition.
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Shaking it for those Saudi Oil Dollas.
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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What do Steffon Diggs and Charlie Sheen have in common?
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Sapporo & Tylenol: Mixture of a good night.
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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Sucker Punch at the Charlotte Room featuring: Look Harder!
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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CutWater Carlos & Gout Ryan: Boycott Crown Royale.
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Sep 06, 2025 |
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Cutwater Carlos Feat. Relationships & FanExpo.
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Only one place I can go and dress up like Spawn and not be judged: Fan Expo Weekend.
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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222: No love in this game.
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Room 202: I'd hate to be a Gen Z.
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Too much to talk about: Caribana 2025.
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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The Blank Two-Hunna: It's never too late.
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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It's East 199: Epstein didn't do it.
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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It should've been me!: Broken Legacies.
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Jul 04, 2025 |
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We almost died, literally..featuring a wind storm & martinis.
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Jun 27, 2025 |
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The Blank's New Charity Idea: Featuring Zanzibar.
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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Summer Tapes: Bath Water & Catfishing.
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May 30, 2025 |
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We took a week off, now we freak off.
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May 23, 2025 |
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Sugar Mommas 2025: Ketamine & Sundresses, all summer long..
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May 09, 2025 |
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Death to the Remix: It's the Liberal's fault.
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May 02, 2025 |
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Go Leafs Go!: Gold Digger Special.
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Apr 25, 2025 |
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Return of the Mack: Happy Bambodian (no typo blood) New Year!
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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New Slogan T-Shirts Coming Soon: Patient Pending.
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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Lock the doors Ryan..I said lock the doors.
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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Calling in a 187: The Murder of Modern America.
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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How to Conduct a Proper Figure-Four Vol 1: More WWE in American Classrooms.
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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The Blank Gone Wild: Hot in Ghana Edition.
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Mar 14, 2025 |
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Vote or Die Version 2.0: The event before Ghana.
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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When a door closes, a window opens.
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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Buy Canadian: Amazon's the exception, what? you expect me to get my stuff from the mall?
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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The Blank's First Speed Dating Event: I'm pressing the red button on tariffs.
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Jan 31, 2025 |
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Make America Great Again: Season 2.
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Tik Tok Dies, Trump Lives: No more cringe worthy content, please.
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Jan 17, 2025 |
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New Mindset for 2025: We taking on the Joy Taylor Mentality.
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Drugs, Dancers, and Solo Travel: You're in for a journey in 2025.
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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2024 Review: Reflect and Reject, that's it that's the title..
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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The Blank's Christmas Extravaganza: F*** around and find out.
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Guilty until proven innocent featuring "The Reasonable Doubt"
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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Los&Found: Carlos' DJ Genesis.
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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I took a course at Orange Technical College: The Chicago Bears lose again 101.
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Nov 29, 2024 |
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Save on the tax! Make sure to bring a weapon..
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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Snow Bunny SZN feauting a beautiful wedding.
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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He Done Did It: Trump 2024..here we go again.
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Pre-Halloween Episode: Why you gotta ruin the story?
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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The Thanksgiving Wednesday Special: We're off beat.
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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Apologies in Advance: Biggie would be disappointed.
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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What's on the Menu? I'll have the dog.
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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Back To School Special: Electric Island Classes in Session.
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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Dear Summer, It's been a time.
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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Our Final Episode...potentially.
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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PSA: Don't give your money to Disney...really, dont.
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Aug 16, 2024 |
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American Los featuring The Golden Gate Bridge.
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Aug 09, 2024 |
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Beyond Scared Straight: Going back to Cali.
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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Worst National Anthem & An Assassination Attempt: What a week for America.
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Jul 19, 2024 |
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Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 2.
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Jul 12, 2024 |
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Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 1.
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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Pre-Costa Rica Episode: Toxic Carlos Back in the Flesh.
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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It's cool getting old: Introspective thoughts and a Sportscar.
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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The Existential Crisis: The Boys Be Going Through It.
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos).
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May 31, 2024 |
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PSA Don't Hurt em' Hammer! The Blank Turns 150!
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May 24, 2024 |
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Carlos McAfee: Certified WNBA Groupie.
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May 24, 2024 |
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2 Guys 1 Couch: a New Era
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May 10, 2024 |
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30 Minute Extravaganza: Kendrick's 4 page Letter.
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May 03, 2024 |
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Tik Tok: We Hardly Knew Ye, Good Riddance!
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Practice Safe Fresh: NDA All Day.
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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If the Glove don't fit, it must of slipped: Happy Cambodian New Year!
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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What is Sisqo's head doing on Mount Rushmore?
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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DiddyDoIt? : Please don't come after us 50 Cent.
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Quadruple B: Bring Back Beat-Boxing Featuring Rant City.
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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The Oscar goes to...America for banning Tik Tok.
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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New Place Who Dis?
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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Heavy Hitters featuring The Leap Year Babies.
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Carlos v. Fresh & Fit: Let's get ready to rumbleeee!
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer...
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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Drake ruined Valentine's Day.
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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CITY BOYS AND DRIVE BYS: THE BRAMPTON TIMES
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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Lovers n' Friends: Vince McMahon is neither.
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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I'm going to need a gummy after that one.
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Blank B***hs Link Up!
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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Ringing in 2024: Under the Weather.
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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Cheers to 2023, we won’t miss you.
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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Oh Hell Nah, Can’t Do This: Merry Christmas.
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Moonwalking through 8 Mile: Sankofa this!
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Common Sense: Don’t meet your OnlyFans’s fans? We say that right?
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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3 Survival Tools for Life: Airfryers, Chicago Bears, and Good Management.
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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The Blank, The Remake: Originality no longer exists featuring No N** November.
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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The Nation's Capital: Fatality!
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Treehouse of Hoarders 2K23
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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Ryan, stop taking these damn vacations..
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Karaoke Song 121: No you can’t have 4800 dollars.
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Veni Vidi Vici, did you miss me?
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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How do you say: Why is it so dark in here? in Italian.
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Digital Dreams and Carlos’ Nightmare.
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Why you gotta be so rude? I’m from Vaughan anyway..
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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The Secret to Dating and The Great Outdoors.
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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The Passion of the Blank featuring a commercial break.
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Carlos' Demon Time Weekend: Lizzo Sucks (allegedly)..
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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Report 113: Aliens Exist Dammit.
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Room 112: The Panty Droppin' Episode.
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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Episode 111 - Make a Wish, oh wait..that's not right..
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Weddings, De-Clutter & Bible Camp.
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Short and Sweet Featuring: Canada Day.
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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All aboard the Yellow Submarine..
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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The Gong with Carlos & Ryan, featuring a special guest.
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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106 n' Smoke: Carlos Dating Meltdown..seriously.
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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Summer 2023 Carlos has Arrived!!!
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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What's Beef? Ike & Tina? Brampton Scams? Sesame Street?
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May 26, 2023 |
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3-4-1 Pizza (Hi Sherwin): enough news to take up 2 airplane seats.
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May 19, 2023 |
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Join the Contest! featuring Cheating R&B Artists.
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May 12, 2023 |
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Episode 101: Revenge of the Leafs.
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May 05, 2023 |
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100 Miles and Runnin': The Reflections, Disappointments, and Accomplishments.
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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The Blank Gretzky Episode: Return of the Mack.
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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Ryan's Confession Tapes Vol. 3
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 2
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 1
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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Carlos and his journey to find God ft. St. Patrick.
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Cartoons & Conspiracy Theories
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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Ja-mautized Black Lives Matter
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Trapped in the Plastic Pt. 57
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Spread Eagle Firm: Drop Down and get your Legal on Girl.
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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The Not-Valentines Day Episode: We Forgot...
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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Ryan's Therapy Episode 1: He Needs Help featuring the Wooly Mammoth.
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Technical Difficulties Galore: The Blank's PS5 Ad.
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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Take 2: Impromptu Dating Episode
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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The Blank: Barry White Edition
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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Start off the Year with a Gang Gang!
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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The Blank's New Year Extravaganza - Reflections on 2022
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank Rock..2022 Christmas Special.
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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Snowed In and They Won't Let Me Out.
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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GOAL!!! Russia 1 - USA ZIP!
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Dec 10, 2022 |
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The City of Poutine, Bagels, and No Dancing, The Blank's Montreal Episode.
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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No More Fireworks in Brampton. featuring American Thanksgiving
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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American Politics, you're making great content!
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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I'll Huff and I'll Cuff and I'll blow this KD Ratio down!
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Live from Toronto, it's Saturday Night!
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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Halloween Spectacular Part. Boo!
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Beaches, Palm Trees, Rum & Lobster..thank you Cuba.
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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The Blank Missle Crisis
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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Dahmer & Chill.
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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Carlos wants all the SMOKE! That means you Paige's boyfriend from Love Island UK.
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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The Blank Must Go On!
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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Viva Las Recap Part Two.
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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Viva Las Recap Part One.
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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The day before Vegas ... Part 2.
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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The week before Vegas ... Part 1
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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#freecarlos
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Episode Super Nintendo Chalmers and Amanda Nunes.
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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CaraOVOELD Slam - The Best Damn Weeknd in Toronto, brother.
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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Massage Carlos & Pirate Ryan Strike Back!
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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3 Sides to a Triangle and worms in Mezcal.
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Sexual Deviants: I choose you!
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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Calgary, Family Drama, and Diesel Jeans.
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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Raw like Monday Nights.
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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Baby Showers, Turning 30, and Omar. Describes the gist of our episode.
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Coming to you live, this is The Blank News Network.
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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Politics + Depp, you Heard? = Raunchiest episode ever.
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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Ryan goes Super Saying.
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May 27, 2022 |
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I'll order the burger with an extra side of politics...please.
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May 19, 2022 |
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All the worlds ills, sittin' on chrome 24' wheels.
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May 13, 2022 |
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Leafs, Plastic and Alcoholism, all issues for the regular Toronto person.
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May 06, 2022 |
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That's a Raps season folks...
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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...and counting.
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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Brain Teaser No. 1
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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I'd like to thank...
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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Behind The Podcast: In the Mind of: Carlos Osei
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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Behind The Podcast: The Life and Times of Ryan Sann.
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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The Parenthood Episode.
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Red flag, Green flag.
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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Brace Yourself..
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Lights...Camera...Michael Jackson.
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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The Simple Life.
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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Stir-fry & Valentine's Massacre.
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Men at work.
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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Ladies & Gentlemen, My Comfort Zone...
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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The New Work Norm.
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Klondike? Where is my 5 dollars?
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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Lockdown!
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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See you in 2022..
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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...because words can't bring me down.
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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Mercury is in Gatorade .. featuring Alesha.
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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Out with the New, in with the Old.
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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Unnecessary Material.
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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Untitled...Retrospective
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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The Blank Presents: True Athlete Horror Stories.
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Halloween Spooktacular Vol 1. **RE-UPLOADED**
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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Toxicity at it's finest.
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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I GOT THE HERO IN ME!
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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Now for your main event: Nature vs. Nurture
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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bump n grind (allegedly)..
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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They Know...
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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Vote or Die.
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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...Like it's 1999
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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Work It Out
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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Welcome Back
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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Enjoy Yourself
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Jul 23, 2021 |
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1-800-AT-NIGHT
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Jul 16, 2021 |
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Table for 2 Please...XL
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Jul 09, 2021 |
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Canada Day Special
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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The Blank Canvas
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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The Bucket List
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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Like, Comment, Subscribe
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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The Matrimony
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May 28, 2021 |
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Fashion Killa
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May 21, 2021 |
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Quit Playing Games With My Heart
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May 16, 2021 |
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Take Care of Yourself
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May 07, 2021 |
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Red Pill or Blue Pill
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Apr 30, 2021 |
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At least buy me dinner first...
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Apr 23, 2021 |
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Are we still afraid of the dark?
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Apr 16, 2021 |
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The Golden Age Babysitter
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Apr 09, 2021 |
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An infectious disease
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Apr 02, 2021 |
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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. (Trailer)
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Mar 26, 2021 |