Simply The Jest
By triplej
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Episodes: 100
Sep 20, 2022
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Description
| Episode | Date |
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Preview: Jess Perkins on Silver Bullet
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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"My friend fed me his FINGER!"
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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"The doctor set my penis on FIRE!"
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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Silver Bullet: Tom Cardy prescribes The Rock's Diet
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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"I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!"
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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"It was a HUMAN NIPPLE"
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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"You better quit or you're going to get sacked!"
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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"Our eyes met and I said nothing"
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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"Mmm, that tastes a little SALTY"
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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"We discovered the garden that NONE of us knew existed"
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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"I did a little SNIFF TEST"
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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"I went online the next day and saw he had... married his NEW girlfriend"
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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"I have NOTHING to cover me if this rips"
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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"Sir, did you take a shark?"
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May 21, 2023 |
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"Next thing I knew, Its a PACKED wharf and I've just got people cheering"
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May 14, 2023 |
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"She dropped a cymbal on her big toe and it nearly CUT IT OFF"
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May 07, 2023 |
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"I thought you wanted me to use it as lube!"
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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"He put his ENTIRE FIST in my mouth"
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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"If the dogs bite you DON'T SCREAM"
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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"A Hot Dog Just Saved Our Lives"
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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"He Was Mummy's Little Boy"
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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"He opens the car door and the biggest WAFT OF FART hits him"
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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"Can I Enter Your Auric Sphere?"
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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"I popped a squat and then all I could hear was CLAPPING"
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Simply the Best Jess - 100th Episode!
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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"I let out a ripping fart, the kind that VIBRATES"
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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"The next thing I know is my NOODLE is on fire"
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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"I SHAT in a bag"
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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"I got a job as a ski instructor but DIDN'T know how to ski!"
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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"I pretty much got a ZIPPER down my gooch"
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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"It got down to 10 degrees and we'd have to keep raving faster!"
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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Best of the Boone-us 2022
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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"What's the acceptable amount of PUS on a honeymoon?!"
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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The Best Of The Jest 2022!
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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"Everyone's sitting around a Christmas tree and everyone started SCREAMING"
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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"I knew everyone in town, so the local court couldn't PROSECUTE me!"
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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"I was in a maximum security prison and someone broke IN!"
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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"It sounded like a REVERSE GULP coming back up"
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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"I went on a holiday with a new partner and he didn't brush this teeth ONCE!"
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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"There was a massive clump of HUMAN HAIR on the bin"
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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"The sand is full of BETRAYAL!"
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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"The idea was too have the brightest colored p*ss"
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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"So... We put the BBQ Sauce in the Divot in my Chest"
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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We're On Holidays!
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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"Daryl! What Are You Doing Son?!"
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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"We Dead Set had No Clothes or Anything... We Were Right In The Middle of the Act"
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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"I was Doing a Bush Wee and Peed directly onto a Wasp Nest"
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Sep 25, 2022 |
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"My housemate walked in, while my privates were on fire!"
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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"My grandmother's holy water was ELECTRIFIED!"
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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"My new Romeo had opened the bin and taken a sh*t in it"
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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"I keep my 70cm plait that was cut off in a glad wrap bag… it’s my pick up line"
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Aug 28, 2022 |
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"I was stuck, naked in a cave"
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Aug 21, 2022 |
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"If it had gone any deeper your eye goo could have come out"
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Aug 14, 2022 |
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"I'm not a groupie, I'm Pharrell's wife!"
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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"I don't know how to say this, but you've ripped your anoos!"
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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"As they fell backwards off the fence, they got the spike from the top impaled up the back of their leg!"
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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"I broke a train line and got fined $120,000!"
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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"I danced with the Prime Minister of Madagascar!"
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Jun 26, 2022 |
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"My grandad accidentally helped rob a bank!"
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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“I got beaten and bitten by a three-armed orangutan!"
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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We're STILL on holiday!
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Jun 05, 2022 |
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We're on holiday!
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May 29, 2022 |
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Live from Shepparton!
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May 22, 2022 |
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“I got washed away in a flash flood and had to climb out of my car window!”
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May 15, 2022 |
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"I look down, and there's a leech right on the end of my... business"
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May 08, 2022 |
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"One of them clearly has their tits out...it was my mother"
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May 01, 2022 |
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"So then (dad) put the remainder of his finger that was still attached to his hand in his mouth..."
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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Live from The Forum, Melbourne
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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"The amount of volume in this vomit, it was like a tsunami of chunkiness..."
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Apr 10, 2022 |
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"Everybody in the wedding reception had seen that I had been talking utter crap about these people"
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Apr 03, 2022 |
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"there was too much volume for the wee to come out of the little nozzle"
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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"So we put (the spider) in a box and took it to the pet show"
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Mar 20, 2022 |
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"If this cake was left on my doorstep at midnight, I would assume it’s got laxatives all through it”
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Mar 13, 2022 |
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“I ruined my grandmother's funeral by wearing heels and dropping the casket!”
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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"I managed to smash a 150L saltwater fish tank with my head"
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Feb 27, 2022 |
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"My house was struck by lightning and burned down completely the day before my year 12 exams started."
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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"He proceed to wet the bed post-coitus"
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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"I got beaten up by a pod of dolphins"
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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We've got some bad news...
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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"Your sister catfished you into thinking you were friends with Hugh Laurie!"
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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"I accidentally naked commando rolled out my bedroom window!"
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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"My mum borrowed some extra children for her court date!"
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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"I broke my back three times on three separate birthdays!"
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Jan 02, 2022 |
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The Best of The Jest 2021!
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Dec 26, 2021 |
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“You caused a water fight at your grandads funeral?!”
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Dec 19, 2021 |
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"You could see the steam coming off his butt!"
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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"Dad showed me how to make a bow and arrow and then I shot my brother in the head with it!"
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Dec 05, 2021 |
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"All we could hear was the sound of a gang bang!"
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Nov 28, 2021 |
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"My great, great uncle was at the wheel when the Titanic hit the iceberg!"
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Nov 21, 2021 |
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"Its tail slid in between my lips"
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Nov 14, 2021 |
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"I was in an elevator with the Prince of Saudi Arabia and I pissed my pants"
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Nov 07, 2021 |
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"Don't you know who I am?"
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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"You made The Pope late?!"
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Oct 24, 2021 |
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We're taking a week off!
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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"The family had been wondering where the sliced toe had been!"
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Oct 10, 2021 |
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“My hair got caught in the cake mixer and it scalped the entire top of my head!”
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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"I hit my head against the trolley and knocked myself out in the freezer aisle!"
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Sep 26, 2021 |
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"(Grandma) gets out a rifle and tries to shoot the snake!"
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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"I've obviously come up to your car to piss in your petrol tank and now I'm stuck..."
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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"They hung me on the door until my jocks ripped off..."
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Sep 05, 2021 |