Distractible

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Subscribers: 621
Reviews: 9

Will P.
 Mar 14, 2022


 Jan 8, 2022

Joe
 Nov 17, 2021
The best podcast

Carmene
 Aug 16, 2021
Start with Bob's Fridge... the rest are better, but that's the one that I relisten to the most.

JT
 Aug 10, 2021

Description

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

Episode Date
F*ck You Energy
3567
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
May 23, 2022
Wade's Secret Words
3519
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.
May 16, 2022
So Bad It's Good
3912
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.
May 09, 2022
Aliens Among Us
3710
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...
May 02, 2022
Oh No, The Future UwU
3578
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic.
Apr 25, 2022
Serotonin
4175
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
Apr 18, 2022
We Die On Your Hills
3999
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/
Apr 11, 2022
Self Confidence
3812
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
Apr 04, 2022
Superstitions
3936
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”
Mar 28, 2022
Disappointing Our Parents
3738
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
Mar 21, 2022
Pet Stories
3794
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!
Mar 14, 2022
Hill I Will Die On
3693
Prepare for a lot of hot takes...
Mar 07, 2022
Criminally Subliminal
3668
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.
Feb 28, 2022
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
3383
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
Feb 21, 2022
The Distractible Threesome
3674
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”
Feb 14, 2022
Waste of Money
3430
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!
Feb 07, 2022
Funniest Joke In The World
3286
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!
Jan 31, 2022
Beware The Candy Uncle...
3605
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.
Jan 24, 2022
Bad Habits
3808
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!
Jan 17, 2022
Cryptids Are Scary
3231
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.
Jan 10, 2022
The Perfect Meal
3350
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
Jan 03, 2022
Failed Resolutions
3493
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated.
Dec 27, 2021
Christmas Gone Wrong
3226
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
Dec 20, 2021
Humanity Is Bad
3031
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well…
Dec 13, 2021
Never Give Up
3198
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
Dec 06, 2021
That One Guy
3548
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
Nov 29, 2021
Young & Stupid
3279
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
Nov 22, 2021
We Are All Going To Die
3277
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
Nov 15, 2021
Old Men
3340
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there.
Nov 08, 2021
Fears & Fetishes
3568
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
Nov 01, 2021
I Was Wrong...
3269
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
Oct 25, 2021
Dangerous Coasters
3354
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of...
Oct 18, 2021
Dating Advice
4134
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around.
Oct 11, 2021
Lies From Parents
3212
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults.
Oct 04, 2021
Life Plan
3351
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse…
Sep 27, 2021
King of Meat
3881
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats.
Sep 20, 2021
Dreams & Nightmares
3384
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams.
Sep 13, 2021
How Dare You
3531
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them. 
Sep 06, 2021
Oh Sh*t Moments
3446
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind...
Aug 30, 2021
How to Make a Best Friend
2920
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend...
Aug 23, 2021
Future
3721
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…?
Aug 16, 2021
Happy Funerals
3088
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like!
Aug 09, 2021
Kids Are Stupid
3865
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
Aug 02, 2021
Perfect Crime
3878
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"
Jul 26, 2021
Synchronicity
3486
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
Jul 19, 2021
Hold My Beer
3625
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…
Jul 12, 2021
Conventions
2970
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
Jul 05, 2021
Bob's Fridge
3306
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed.
Jun 28, 2021
Supernatural
3064
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself!
Jun 21, 2021
Fake Tech
3397
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
Jun 14, 2021
Camping
3213
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
Jun 07, 2021
Transportation
3425
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process...
May 31, 2021
Body Odor
2693
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
May 24, 2021
Hair
2981
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
May 17, 2021
Trailer: Distractible
84
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
May 14, 2021