Distractible
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Description
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Wade's Silly Choices
3871
A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more!
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Bob's Baby
5502
Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...).
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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The Ick
3696
Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick."
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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You Member?
4393
Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work?
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Good Bad Habits
4375
You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet?
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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The Perfect Day
4058
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.
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Dec 26, 2022 |
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Don't Say Christmas
3888
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas.
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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We're NOT Getting Old
4100
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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One Paw In The Grave
3832
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update.
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
4586
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Thank You
4043
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values.
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Would You Rather
3883
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Devil's Advocate
4009
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Candy Tier List
5399
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed!
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Change
4436
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Big or Small
5350
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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The Bait Debate
3980
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Naked
6761
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Video Game Tier List
4657
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Broken News
3977
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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Solving The Unsolvable
4202
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Musical Memories
4047
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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Go With Your Gut
4005
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Bob Doesn't Know
3827
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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The Distractible Gameshow
4484
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Fast Food Tier List
5433
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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The Boys Bet It All
4577
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Before We Die
3979
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Conspiracy Theories
4131
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Worst World Records
4514
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Anything Goes
3818
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode.
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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The Atrocities of Summer
4615
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man?
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Don't Laugh
3826
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Who's The Worst
4048
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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The Bobs & The Bees
4383
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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We Got Screwed
4506
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!
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May 30, 2022 |
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F*ck You Energy
3582
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
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May 23, 2022 |
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Wade's Secret Words
3534
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.
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May 16, 2022 |
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So Bad It's Good
3927
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.
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May 09, 2022 |
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Aliens Among Us
3725
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...
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May 02, 2022 |
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Oh No, The Future UwU
3593
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic.
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Serotonin
4190
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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We Die On Your Hills
4014
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on.
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Self Confidence
3827
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Superstitions
3951
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Disappointing Our Parents
3753
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Pet Stories
3809
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Hill I Will Die On
3738
Prepare for a lot of hot takes...
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Criminally Subliminal
3683
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
3398
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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The Distractible Threesome
3689
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Waste of Money
3445
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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Funniest Joke In The World
3301
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Beware The Candy Uncle...
3620
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Bad Habits
3823
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Cryptids Are Scary
3276
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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The Perfect Meal
3395
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Failed Resolutions
3538
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated.
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Christmas Gone Wrong
3271
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Humanity Is Bad
3076
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well…
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Never Give Up
3243
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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That One Guy
3593
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Young & Stupid
3324
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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We Are All Going To Die
3322
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Old Men
3385
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there.
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Fears & Fetishes
3613
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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I Was Wrong...
3314
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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Dangerous Coasters
3399
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of...
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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Dating Advice
4179
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around.
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Lies From Parents
3257
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults.
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Life Plan
3396
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse…
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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King of Meat
3926
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats.
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Dreams & Nightmares
3429
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams.
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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How Dare You
3576
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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Oh Sh*t Moments
3491
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind...
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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How to Make a Best Friend
2965
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend...
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Future
3766
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…?
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Happy Funerals
3133
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like!
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Kids Are Stupid
3910
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Perfect Crime
3923
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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Synchronicity
3531
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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Hold My Beer
3670
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Conventions
3015
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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Bob's Fridge
3351
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed.
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Supernatural
3109
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself!
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Fake Tech
3442
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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Camping
3258
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Transportation
3470
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process...
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May 31, 2021 |
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Body Odor
2693
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
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May 24, 2021 |
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Hair
3026
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
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May 17, 2021 |
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Trailer: Distractible
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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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May 14, 2021 |