Distractible

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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

Episode Date
Wade's Silly Choices
3871
A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 30, 2023
Bob's Baby
5502
Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 23, 2023
The Ick
3696
Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 16, 2023
You Member?
4393
Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 09, 2023
Good Bad Habits
4375
You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 02, 2023
The Perfect Day
4058
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 26, 2022
Don't Say Christmas
3888
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 19, 2022
We're NOT Getting Old
4100
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 12, 2022
One Paw In The Grave
3832
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 05, 2022
I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
4586
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 28, 2022
Thank You
4043
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 21, 2022
Would You Rather
3883
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 14, 2022
Devil's Advocate
4009
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors. - Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 07, 2022
Candy Tier List
5399
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 31, 2022
Change
4436
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 24, 2022
Big or Small
5350
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 17, 2022
The Bait Debate
3980
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 10, 2022
Naked
6761
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 03, 2022
Video Game Tier List
4657
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 26, 2022
Broken News
3977
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 19, 2022
Solving The Unsolvable
4202
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 12, 2022
Musical Memories
4047
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 05, 2022
Go With Your Gut
4005
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 29, 2022
Bob Doesn't Know
3827
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 22, 2022
The Distractible Gameshow
4484
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 15, 2022
Fast Food Tier List
5433
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 08, 2022
The Boys Bet It All
4577
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 01, 2022
Before We Die
3979
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 25, 2022
Conspiracy Theories
4131
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 18, 2022
Worst World Records
4514
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 11, 2022
Anything Goes
3818
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 04, 2022
The Atrocities of Summer
4615
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 27, 2022
Don't Laugh
3826
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 20, 2022
Who's The Worst
4048
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 13, 2022
The Bobs & The Bees
4383
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 06, 2022
We Got Screwed
4506
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 30, 2022
F*ck You Energy
3582
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 23, 2022
Wade's Secret Words
3534
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 16, 2022
So Bad It's Good
3927
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 09, 2022
Aliens Among Us
3725
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 02, 2022
Oh No, The Future UwU
3593
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 25, 2022
Serotonin
4190
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 18, 2022
We Die On Your Hills
4014
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 11, 2022
Self Confidence
3827
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 04, 2022
Superstitions
3951
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 28, 2022
Disappointing Our Parents
3753
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 21, 2022
Pet Stories
3809
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 14, 2022
Hill I Will Die On
3738
Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2022
Criminally Subliminal
3683
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2022
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
3398
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 21, 2022
The Distractible Threesome
3689
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 14, 2022
Waste of Money
3445
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 07, 2022
Funniest Joke In The World
3301
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2022
Beware The Candy Uncle...
3620
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 24, 2022
Bad Habits
3823
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2022
Cryptids Are Scary
3276
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 10, 2022
The Perfect Meal
3395
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 03, 2022
Failed Resolutions
3538
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 27, 2021
Christmas Gone Wrong
3271
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 20, 2021
Humanity Is Bad
3076
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 13, 2021
Never Give Up
3243
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 06, 2021
That One Guy
3593
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 29, 2021
Young & Stupid
3324
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 22, 2021
We Are All Going To Die
3322
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 15, 2021
Old Men
3385
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 08, 2021
Fears & Fetishes
3613
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 01, 2021
I Was Wrong...
3314
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 25, 2021
Dangerous Coasters
3399
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 18, 2021
Dating Advice
4179
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 11, 2021
Lies From Parents
3257
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 04, 2021
Life Plan
3396
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 27, 2021
King of Meat
3926
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 20, 2021
Dreams & Nightmares
3429
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 13, 2021
How Dare You
3576
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 06, 2021
Oh Sh*t Moments
3491
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 30, 2021
How to Make a Best Friend
2965
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 23, 2021
Future
3766
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 16, 2021
Happy Funerals
3133
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 09, 2021
Kids Are Stupid
3910
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 02, 2021
Perfect Crime
3923
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 26, 2021
Synchronicity
3531
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 19, 2021
Hold My Beer
3670
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 12, 2021
Conventions
3015
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 05, 2021
Bob's Fridge
3351
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 28, 2021
Supernatural
3109
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 21, 2021
Fake Tech
3442
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 14, 2021
Camping
3258
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 07, 2021
Transportation
3470
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 31, 2021
Body Odor
2693
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 24, 2021
Hair
3026
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 17, 2021
Trailer: Distractible
174
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 14, 2021