Distractible
By Wood Elf Media
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Reviews: 10
dave
May 25, 2022
good soup
Will P.
Mar 14, 2022
Jan 8, 2022
Joe
Nov 17, 2021
The best podcast
Carmene
Aug 16, 2021
Start with Bob's Fridge...
the rest are better, but that's the one that I relisten to the most.
Description
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Video Game Tier List
4627
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Broken News
3932
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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Solving The Unsolvable
4187
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Musical Memories
4032
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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Go With Your Gut
3990
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Bob Doesn't Know
3827
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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The Distractible Gameshow
4469
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Fast Food Tier List
5418
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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The Boys Bet It All
4562
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Before We Die
3964
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Conspiracy Theories
4116
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Worst World Records
4499
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Anything Goes
3803
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode.
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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The Atrocities of Summer
4600
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man?
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Don't Laugh
3826
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Who's The Worst
4033
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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The Bobs & The Bees
4368
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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We Got Screwed
4491
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!
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May 30, 2022 |
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F*ck You Energy
3567
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
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May 23, 2022 |
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Wade's Secret Words
3519
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.
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May 16, 2022 |
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So Bad It's Good
3912
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.
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May 09, 2022 |
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Aliens Among Us
3710
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...
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May 02, 2022 |
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Oh No, The Future UwU
3578
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic.
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Serotonin
4175
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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We Die On Your Hills
3999
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on.
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Self Confidence
3812
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Superstitions
3936
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Disappointing Our Parents
3738
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Pet Stories
3794
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Hill I Will Die On
3693
Prepare for a lot of hot takes...
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Criminally Subliminal
3668
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
3383
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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The Distractible Threesome
3674
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Waste of Money
3430
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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Funniest Joke In The World
3286
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Beware The Candy Uncle...
3605
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Bad Habits
3808
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Cryptids Are Scary
3231
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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The Perfect Meal
3350
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Failed Resolutions
3493
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated.
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Christmas Gone Wrong
3226
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Humanity Is Bad
3031
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well…
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Never Give Up
3198
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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That One Guy
3548
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Young & Stupid
3279
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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We Are All Going To Die
3277
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Old Men
3340
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there.
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Fears & Fetishes
3568
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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I Was Wrong...
3269
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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Dangerous Coasters
3354
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of...
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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Dating Advice
4134
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around.
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Lies From Parents
3212
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults.
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Life Plan
3351
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse…
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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King of Meat
3881
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats.
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Dreams & Nightmares
3384
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams.
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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How Dare You
3531
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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Oh Sh*t Moments
3446
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind...
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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How to Make a Best Friend
2920
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend...
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Future
3721
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…?
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Happy Funerals
3088
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like!
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Kids Are Stupid
3865
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Perfect Crime
3878
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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Synchronicity
3486
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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Hold My Beer
3625
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Conventions
2970
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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Bob's Fridge
3306
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed.
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Supernatural
3064
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself!
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Fake Tech
3397
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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Camping
3213
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Transportation
3425
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process...
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May 31, 2021 |
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Body Odor
2693
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
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May 24, 2021 |
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Hair
2981
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
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May 17, 2021 |
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Trailer: Distractible
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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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May 14, 2021 |