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Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

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It Wasn’t A Mistake - Episode 73
01:04:22

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Nov 23, 2022
Through The Wire - Episode 72
01:07:49

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Nov 16, 2022
My Missing Dog - Episode 71
01:17:39

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Nov 09, 2022
Work Husband - Episode 70
01:09:04

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Nov 02, 2022
You Speak Spanish? - Episode 69
01:09:01

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Oct 26, 2022
Four Ways To Get Jumped - Episode 68
01:17:38

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Oct 19, 2022
Glizzy In The Closet - Episode67
01:13:15

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Oct 12, 2022
Am I Too Late? - Episode 66
01:17:14

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Oct 05, 2022
Listener Confessions - Episode 65
01:21:26

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Sep 28, 2022
Bros Over Kinks - Episode 64
01:10:32

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Sep 21, 2022
Juicy J - Episode 63
01:19:46

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Sep 14, 2022
Send Your Mom To Jail - Episode 62
01:12:33

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Sep 06, 2022
Let Me Buy You A Drink - Episode 61
01:19:34

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Aug 31, 2022
Playing House - Episode 60
01:02:37

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Aug 24, 2022
Make Yourself At Home - Episode 59
01:12:30
Aug 17, 2022
Adult Wipes - Episode 58
01:13:04

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Aug 10, 2022
Wrong Protest - Episode 57
01:18:39

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Aug 03, 2022
The Difference Between Country And Rap - Episode 56
01:13:35

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Jul 27, 2022
Knock On Wood - Episode 55
01:10:46

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Jul 20, 2022
Five Packs Of Ramen - Episode 54
01:01:48

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Jul 13, 2022
Smoked Apples - Episode 53
01:18:42

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Jul 06, 2022
Bot Behavior - Episode 52
01:08:51

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Jun 29, 2022
Drake Did This On Purpose - Episode 51
01:12:56

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Jun 22, 2022
Your Parents Are Watching - Episode 50
01:15:19

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Jun 15, 2022
My Last Whooping - Episode 49
01:34:03

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Jun 08, 2022
Straight Wood - Episode 48
59:02

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Jun 01, 2022
Wheelchair Basketball - Episode 47
01:12:20

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May 25, 2022
The Shocker - Episode 46
01:13:47

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May 18, 2022
What Happens In Dubai Stays In Dubai - Episode 45
01:13:49
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May 11, 2022
T Drive - Episode 44
01:12:07

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May 04, 2022
Fred Durst Ruined My Band - Episode 43
01:14:09

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Apr 27, 2022
Milked - Episode 42
01:10:49

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Apr 20, 2022
Ocean or Lake? - Episode 41
01:17:33
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Apr 13, 2022
Two Mouths - Episode 40
01:22:49

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Apr 06, 2022
Slap Him If You Love Me - Episode 39
01:22:38

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Mar 30, 2022
Gas On Layaway - Episode 38
01:30:09
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Mar 23, 2022
Serial Cheater - Episode 37
01:20:23
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Mar 16, 2022
Don’t Flinch - Episode 36
01:23:28

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Mar 09, 2022
Daddy - Episode 35
01:04:16

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Mar 02, 2022
Am I Good To Drive? - Episode 34
01:12:19

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Feb 23, 2022
Another Kanye Podcast - Episode 33
01:06:50
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Feb 16, 2022
Uncancellable - Episode 32
01:11:20
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Feb 09, 2022
Keep It In The Drafts - Episode 31
01:31:08
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Feb 02, 2022
A Third-Party - Episode 30
01:09:09
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Jan 26, 2022
Kanye Vs Pete - Episode 29
01:01:44
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Jan 19, 2022
Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28
01:17:19

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Jan 12, 2022
A Fetty Wap Christmas - Episode 27
57:39
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Dec 29, 2021
Explosionist - Episode 26
01:12:22
Merch Available now https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com. 0:00 - Intro 3:10 - Jake Paul 12:09 - Semi Truck Accident 22:10 - Crimes in 4K 23:12 - Protocols 27:00 - New baby mama 33:48 - Christmas Relationship 37:11 - Child of an athlete 41:15 - Better chance of doing? 46:00 - 5 days left 53:15 - Would you rather? (Past bs Future) 1:00:10 - Would you rather? (Money) 1:08:41 - Closing Time --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Dec 22, 2021
Off The Back - Episode 25
01:19:44

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Dec 15, 2021
Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24
01:32:02
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/ 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Sallie Mae is on Instagram 4:27 - Parmesan Debate 9:15 - Mike’s PSA 11:33 - Talking Dogs 13:31 - Haircuts (Then v Now) 19:10 - Spotify Wrap Up 24:33 - Merch Update 25:25 - Would you rather (Surviving 15 minutes) 30:34 - DM from Mohamed 36:46 - Fake Vaccination Card 39:17 - Celebrities Addressing Rumors 43:40 - What would you do? (Tik Tok) 45:10 - Would you rather ( Minor Super Power) 50:12 - Mikes Story/ How do you wake up? 52:21 - How do you get into your car? 54:44 - GPS talking ish 55:30 - Squid Games 2.0 59:39 - Kevin Hart & The Rock 1:04:29 - Would you rather (Sleep/Wake 20 hours) 1:07:11 - Price going up? 1:11:44 - Santa Clause is Real 1:17:05 - Nike 1:17:43 - YK Osiris 1:24:30 - Would you rather? ( Take back/ Hear everything) 1:28:00 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Dec 08, 2021
Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23
01:12:51
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/ 0:00 - Intro 2:20 - Kimye 11:36 - Money Truck 16:42 - Black Friday 19:11 - Bank Heist 21:29 - Dollar Tree 25:31 - Pros vs Fans 29:37 - Poop Spray 31:24 - Would you rather? 35:11 - Would you rather? 36:26 - Would you rather? (Fighting Scenarios) 43:07 - Weird Scenario (Mike’s Fight Story) 47:19 - Crazy Story 53:21 - what would you do? (Pats Story) 55:56 - Parent Teacher Conference 1:00:03 - Can you do this? 1:03:12 - Would you rather? 1:04: 57 - Holiday Season 1:06:27 - Entrepreneur Day 1:08:24 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Dec 01, 2021
Birthday Behavior - Episode 22
01:06:22
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. 0:00 - Intro 5:05 - Young Dolph 10:32 - Money isn’t everything 12:50 - When somebody tries to sell you something 17:30 - Rappers vs NBA 19:16 - Lebron Fights 24:30 - Would you rather? 26:05 - Americans 28:42 - Organ Donor 35:00 - Holiday Season 36:24 - One Animal 39:14 - Not that many Jrs 41:21 - Pat’s Subway Rant 43:30 - Deserved to get scammed 45:35 - Old Country Buffet 47:22 - What store would you bring back 49:53 - Mike isn’t a gang member 52:12 - Would you rather? 57:00 - Thanksgiving 1:00:00 - PETA Protest 1:02:19 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Nov 24, 2021
X-Ray Vision - Episode 21
01:16:07

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Nov 17, 2021
We’re Back - Episode 20
01:04:43
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Nov 10, 2021
Funny Moments Compilation
43:53
No Podcast this week but we didn't want to leave you all without something to listen to. So we put together a compilation of our funniest moments . See yall next week!  Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Nov 03, 2021
Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19
01:06:27

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0:00 - Intro 3:28 - Alec Baldwin 9:35 - Black Vs White Churches 17:23 - Merch Update 18:34 - Would you rather? 21:40 - Secrets or Seekers? 24:19 - Ghost Driving 30:20 - Donald Trump Update 30:39 - Favorite Song 34:43 - Would you rather? 36:37 - Old MTV 41:55 - Would you rather? 45:30 - Old Men at the gym 48:48 - Would you rather? 51:10 - Different Language 52:17 - Would you rather? 55:08 - NBA 75 1:01:55 - Most Useless body part 1:02:48 - Caitlyn Jenner (Outro)

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Oct 27, 2021
The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18
01:35:22

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0:00 - Intro 3:26 - Would you rather? 7:35 - We were in a play 14:56 - Jon Gruden 25:40 - Would you rather? 27:21 - Merch coming soon! 28:43 - Overrated/Underrated/Accurate 37:51 - The Bachelor has to end 46:35 - Mike went to Culvers 49:52 - Would you rather? 52:28 - “You” Season 3 (No spoilers) 57:33 - Which came first? 1:01:15 - Do you close the door? 1:04:21 - Grocery Carrying? 1:08:29 - Would you rather? 1:11:48 - Hypothetical question 1:14:08 - Would you rather? 1:18:05 - Hooters 1:28:40 - WNBA 1:32:39 - Outro

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Oct 20, 2021
Viva Viagra - Episode 17
01:24:27

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 1:27 - Fury vs Wilder 12:10 - Dave Chappelle 19:40 - Have you watched this? 21:54 - Spooky Season 25:35 - Would you Rather? 29:54 - Facebook is down 34:40 - The Rock is a rapper? 39:14 - Would you rather? 42:39 - Relatable 50:36 - You met who? 54:14 - He’s pregnant?? 57:42 - Mike is stupid 58: 55 - Tis the season 1:02:30 - Different perspectives 1:05:14 - Drake & Chris Brown sued 1:07:49 - Hangry 1:10:12 - Commercial Comedy 1:18:10 - Would you rather 1:21:57 - Outro

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Oct 13, 2021
YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16
01:20:25
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:30 - Urban Meyer 7:53 - Squid Games 15:10 - Lil Baby 16:49 - Give me my money back 19:14 - Roll the dice 22:25 - Powerball Numbers 24:20 - Plane crash 26:50 - Yik Yak 34:23 - Devious Acts 36:56 - McRib is back 38:30 - Spooky season 44:19 - Walmart vs Target 49:00 - Vaccinated 1:03:18 - Superpowers 1:06:11 - Scalp Lickers 1:07:44 - Wanna get taller? 1:10:08 - Dress up 1:12:20 - Friend Zoned 1:20:00 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Oct 06, 2021
You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15
01:27:55
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:57 - Orcas and Sea Lions 6:11 - Gabby Petito 12:13 - Cancel Him 15:25 - Fish McMuffin 19:58 - American Eating 24:03 - Prison Time for Money 27:33 - Dumb Crimes 28:45 - Kanye West Following People 32:39 - Unwritten Rules 41:09 - Girl Lyrics 42:36 - WYR: Snakes and Bulls 48:16 - This We Watched As Kids 52:36 - Mike’s Story 54:50 - Being Famous For The Wrong Thing 01:03:29 - Pranks 01:06:12 - The Rock 01:08:46 - Drake Vs Michael Jackson 01:16:16 - Singing Into a Fan 01:18:07 - WYR: Jaw or Ankle 01:19:06 - New iPhone 01:22:10 - The View 01:25:41- Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Sep 29, 2021
Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14
01:09:59
Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298 Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:11 - Lost Kid 9:18 - Smart Kids 12:22 - Parents are liars 13:43 - NBA Old Heads 18:51 - Time to Read 20:34 - WYR (War Time) 25:53 - Youngboy vs Nick Cannon 29:55 - Celebrity Parents 34:37 - Emoji Facts 40:35 - Racing 90 Year Olds 42:07 - Alien Encounter 49:00 - Judging Your Shopping Carts 51:11 - Walking Down a Long Hallway 56:47 - Reddit WYR 59:52 - School Days 1:01:00 - Wedding Pics 1:02:41 - Mandela Effect 1:06:20 - Voice Acting 1:08:26 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Sep 22, 2021
The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13
01:20:45
Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298 Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - intro 3:23 - 9/11 7:59 - Time to Read 9:42 - Family Reunion 11:07 - Fashion week 15:10 - WYR? 16:15 - Mike’s Story 21:30 - Sexy Maid 23:56 - Drivers Ed 29:49 - WYR? 30:52 - Door Man 32:08 - Coupons 35:03 - Super Cat 37:12 - Goats 42:42 - Top Chef 46:21 - Click Bait 49:14 - WYR? 51:13 - In da club 53:55 - WYR? 55:53 - Bees n Bears 59:26 - Library 1:02:05 - Bedtime 1:05:12 - WYR? 1:07:08 - WYR? 1:08:16 - Dinner with Jay Z 1:16:12 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Sep 15, 2021
Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12
01:33:43
Donate to help fight childhood cancer  https://bitly.com/KidsFightCancer Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:44 - CLB 13:36 - WYR? 16:58 - Fight Cancer 18:42 - Devil On My Shoulder 23:37 - Teachers Crying 30:57 - Heaven or Hell? 34:15 - Annoying Girlfriend 37:09 - Car Trouble 41:19 - Dreaming 49:12 - Kangaroo Time 53:10 - NBA Dodgeball 56:12 - Civilians 59:00 - Buy My Clothes 1:02:00 - Biological Child 1:06:47 - WYR? 1:09:23 - Magic Johnson 1:13:00 - Inner Thoughts 1:16:14 - Caller 1:22:00 - Bishop Sycamore 1:29:16 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Sep 08, 2021
Tender Touch - Episode 11
01:20:24
Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies  0:00 - Intro 4:48 - Donda 16:45 - Jake Paul 20:00 - WYR? 23:33 - Pat’s Story 24:50 - Party Time 31:04 - Wet Tissue 34:01 - Random Couple 37:35 - Addict 39:48 - Tender Touch 43:20 - Kidnapped? 44:27 - HotDogs 46:13 - 9th Place 52:00 - Reddit Group 54:46 - 100 million or your arm 56:58 - Too Much Ice 1:04:53 - Proposal 1:07:30 - Characteristics 1:10:05 - WYR? 1:12:53 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Sep 01, 2021
The Milk Man - Episode 10
01:06:08

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0:00 - Intro 4:06 - Crate Challenge 10:53 - Asking questions in front of the class 12:48 - Rappers got stop 13:50 - Screaming at concerts 17:45 - Dating apps 22:05 - Pj Washington 28:32 - Kardashians control everything 30:20 - Kylie stealing designs? 32:53 - Trump gets booed 34:36 - Guys face timing 36:17 - Girls calling about nothing 38:12 - You can’t pause an online game 41:00 - Chicago Rappers throwing a baseball 43:03 - Chasity belt 44:35 - Would you rather 48:35 - Would you rather 52:08 - Would you rather 55:08 - Would you rather 56:04 - Update on sperm group 59:02 - Onlyfans is done 1:04:15 - Outro

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Aug 25, 2021
Late Nights - Episode 9
01:14:38

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0:00 - Intro 3:38 - Ray Lewis 8:04 - Vaccines talk 13:17 - Crazy dm 15:00 - Would you rather 18:43 - Would you rather 21:58 - Sperm donor 28:56 - Grape flavor 30:47 - Impossible Meat 34:32 - Would our kids use social media? 40:13 - Change a body sound 42:26 - Frozen hands 44:39 - Our haters 47:28 - Stand up comedy 51:45 - Wake up/ Old heads 53:47 - Zillow 56:12 - Counting pennies 58:08 - Black people and microwaves 59:55 - Random conversation 1:02:42 - Would you rather 1:03:53 - Would you rather 1:04:18 - Batman sucks 1:10:50: -Outro

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Aug 18, 2021
Cancel Everyone - Episode 8
01:37:00

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0:00 - Intro

2:28 - Da baby Canceled?

9:08 - Manscaped

12:07 - 6ix9ine interview

20:26 - Would Pat snitch on Mike?

21:55 - Suitcase full of money

23:55 -Have you ever screamed?

27::00 - Are politicians the new sports teams?

32:21 - Is Kanye waiting for Drake?

37:04 - German Coach punches a horse

41:25 - Girls being impressed

46:37 - Cougar Love

48:13 - What would we do for a million dollars

54:20 - would you rather?

55:48 - Forgetting deodorant

57:39 - Look at us

58:30 - How to survive a zombie apocalypse

1:04:21 - Netflix shows we hate and love

1:04:46 - Outer Banks rant

1:08:34 - All American rant

1:11:01 - More Netflix show rants

1:13:55 - Our shortest relationships

1:17:05 - Our corniest moments

1:20:41 - Water cups

1:21:30 - Bill Cosby stand up?

1:26:43 - Memphis rappers

1:29:02 - Fight to the death

1:34:08 - Outro

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Aug 11, 2021
Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7
01:57:32

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0:00 Intro

3:38 Rating Restaurants

27:42 Building on fire scenario

29:22 Simone Biles

37:49 Kyrie vs Nike

43:14 Aaron Rodgers

48:01 Would you rather

50:55 If you had 1M

53:01 Someone offers you this deal

56:04 Kelly Clarkston /Dr.Dre

1:03:41 Ashton Kutcher

1:10:12 Mike Story

1:20:48 How do you count

1:23:17 Would you rather

1:25:53 Plunger

1:28:18 Bidet Chronicles

1:33:03 Would you rather

1:39:09 Handshake

1:43:30 Da baby

1:49:04 Donkey vs Giraffe

1:51:38 Outro

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Aug 04, 2021
Pat vs Africa - Episode 6
01:31:33
Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com!    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 Intro 2:07 Bucks in 6 7:20 Kanye did what? 13:08 Ad 16:00 Top 5 Rappers 20:00 Two Free things 24:36 Emotionally Scarred 27:46 Runaway child 31:03 Cock Fighting  36:07 Guardians?? 39:27 (picture of Arab mascot) 40:33 Jeff Bezos in space 41:05 (picture of rocket) 45:10 He got fired for what? 47:43 Bad Therapist 48:38 Would you rather… 54:20 Near Death Experience  56:51 Speak Better 59:47 Kardashian Curse 1:01:26 Olympics 1:08:24 Tik Tok Story 1:10:12 R. Kelly 1:12:40 Back to School 1:17:19 would you rather… 1:21:54 What’s her name? 1:26:26 Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Jul 28, 2021
Goat Head - Episode 5
01:39:13
Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! 0:00 - intro 3:52 - You ever been jumped before? 11:47 - XXL Freestyle 15:54 - Baby Hitler 19:34 - Nigeria vs USA 24:37 - Chrissy Tiegen Canceled 33:07 - Celebrity Break Ins 38:26 - Ad 41:18 -Toilet Snake 44:21 - Space Jam 2 48:05 - Qdoba vs Chipotle 51:08 - 2021 prediction 57:47 - Statistical Liar 1:08:10 - Would you rather? 1:31:03 - Lamar vs Tristan 1:34:32 - Outro  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Jul 21, 2021
Wheaties - Episode 4
01:15:06

0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Nigerian Boarding School 9:26 - What happens when you die? 17:00 - Scammed a scammer 25:08 - Athletes vs the world 40:46 - We are officially myth busters? 45:25 - How bad can Mike mess this up? 58:17 - This should be banned in America 1:07:00 - Would you rather. 1:12:25 - A personal thank you

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Jul 14, 2021
Back Then - Episode 3
01:09:15
The guys look back on their childhood and things spiral out of control. They also dive into some recent news, including the Sha'carri Richardson story, which has shocked the country. And of course the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Jul 07, 2021
The Seed - Episode 2
01:05:00
On this episode the guys discuss Nick Cannon’s baby names, Tristan Thompson’s cheating allegations, NBA players we could beat in 1v1 and the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Jun 30, 2021
The Pilot - Episode 1
55:26
In this episode Pat and Mike discuss new music that came out, the past UFC events, the Madden cover, and many more sports topics. They also discuss the entertainment boxing industry and a few “would you rather” questions which led to total chaos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support
Jun 26, 2021