Threezus

By Danny Padilla

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Episodes: 218

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Hosts and best friends Danny, Mason, and Daniel share their talents, games and BS with the world. But mostly their BS. Enter the mind of Threezus, as the trio brings the playfulness and music /comedy stylings they’ve been known for since college. As immature adults, they’ve become professional musicians and YouTube stars. They met in a college a cappella group, and because that wasn’t lame enough for them, they’ve started a podcast.

Episode Date
Episode 217 // Our Love Language is Potty Humor
May 13, 2024
Episode 216 // Mason & Danny Are Video Essayists Now.
May 06, 2024
Episode 215 // Ah Dang, I Left My Balls at Home.
Apr 29, 2024
Episode 214 // Danny Makes Mason & Daniel Fight
Apr 22, 2024
Episode 213 // Daniel Loses His Eclipse Virginity
Apr 15, 2024
Episode 212 // Please Don’t Let Us Run Your Government
Apr 08, 2024
Episode 211 // Threezus Goes to Confession
Apr 01, 2024
Episode 210 // LET US NAME YOUR BABY.
Mar 25, 2024
Episode 209 // Guys Get Out of Here, This Nut Stands Alone.
Mar 18, 2024
Episode 208 // We’re in the Same Room Again!
Mar 11, 2024
Episode 207 // Mason is a Stinky, Stinky Boy
Mar 04, 2024
Episode 206 // Mason and Daniel Have the SAME MOM?!
Feb 26, 2024
Episode 205 // The (Not So) Official Audit of the Threezus Podcast
Feb 19, 2024
Episode 204 // Daniel & Mason FINALLY Confess Their Love for Each Other
Feb 12, 2024
Episode 203 // We No Speak Good Words ‘Cause Brain No Work
Feb 05, 2024
Episode 202 // Daniel Has Officially Broken Our Brains
Jan 29, 2024
Episode 201 // A Sensual Taurus, a Lazy Sagittarius, and a Spiritual Pisces Walk into a Bar...
Jan 22, 2024
Episode 200 // We’ve Said Some INSANE Stuff on This Podcast...
Jan 15, 2024
Episode 199 // Turns Out We’re Experts at Cringe AND Disneyland
Jan 08, 2024
Episode 198 // The Greatest Year of Threezus EVER.
Jan 01, 2024
Episode 197 // A Weirdly Non-Christmas-y Christmas Episode!
Dec 25, 2023
Episode 196 // Purposefully Starting Beef with Other Podcasts
Dec 18, 2023
Episode 195 // We Really Gotta Stop Farting Around Our Girlfriends...
Dec 11, 2023
Episode 194 // A Christmas Song MadLibs Gone HORRIBLY Wrong
Dec 04, 2023
Episode 193 // Daniel Can’t Stop Passing Out
Nov 27, 2023
Episode 192 // And Make it Less Sexual… Please.
Nov 20, 2023
Episode 191 // The ULTIMATE Movie Trilogy Trivia
Nov 13, 2023
Episode 190 // Danny Almost Burns His Friend’s House Down
Nov 06, 2023
Episode 189 // Please Contribute to the “Threezus Penis Fund"
Oct 30, 2023
Episode 188 // Youth Pastor Car Washes, Crystal Balls That Insult Your Mother, and Government-Subsidized Tits
Oct 23, 2023
Episode 187 // Daniel Critiques Mason’s TV Show, and Danny Starts a Gaming Channel
Oct 16, 2023
Episode 186 // Danny’s “Greatest Hits” - The Podcast’s Funniest Moments
Oct 09, 2023
Episode 185 // What Sound Do YOU Make When You’re Punched in the Nuts?
Oct 02, 2023
Episode 184 // Mason is a Festival Winner!
Sep 25, 2023
Episode 183 // Introducing Our New Video Game: Sing Sing Dictatorship
Sep 18, 2023
Episode 182 // Hashing Out Their Beef ON the Podcast...
Sep 11, 2023
Episode 181 // We Re-Wrote the Bible and Made It Better
Sep 04, 2023
Episode 180 // We’re Truly Not That Smart. Just Watch.
Aug 28, 2023
Episode 179 // Mason’s Show Got Accepted into a Film Festival!
Aug 21, 2023
Episode 178 // Mason Gets Roasted
Aug 14, 2023
Episode 177 // Disney-Pixar Should Really Be Paying Us for All of These Incredible Ideas
Aug 07, 2023
Episode 176 // The Barbenheimer Episode (Plus Other Stuff if You Don’t Care About That)
Jul 31, 2023
Episode 175 // Mason and Daniel’s Tragic Love Story
Jul 24, 2023
Episode 174 // Just 3 Dudes Gassin’ Each Other Up
Jul 17, 2023
Episode 173 // We Wish You Pain from Every Orifice I Guess...
Jul 10, 2023
Episode 172 // Daniel REALLY Wants to Know Who His Daddy is...
Jul 03, 2023
Episode 171 // We're a Bunch of Insane Conspiracy Theorists. Confirmed.
Jun 26, 2023
Episode 170 // Re-Writing Mason’s Absurd Dating Profile
Jun 19, 2023
Episode 169 // Consistently Proving We’re the Biggest Nerds You Know
Jun 12, 2023
Episode 168 // Daniel Gets Roasted for Absolutely No Reason
Jun 05, 2023
Episode 167 // Turns Out We Are Incapable of Having a Truly Serious Conversation
May 29, 2023
Episode 166 // We're All Going to Be Big, Sexy, Buff Boys.
May 22, 2023
Episode 165 // This Episode Will Just Genuinely Make You Smarter. Confirmed.
May 15, 2023
Episode 164 // Mason COMPLETELY Fumbled the Bag on This One
May 08, 2023
Episode 163 // Daniel’s Underwear Got Mason Laid
May 01, 2023
Episode 162 // We Really Set Him Up for Failure with That One...
Apr 24, 2023
Episode 161 // Mason is Good with His Fingers. Confirmed.
Apr 17, 2023
Episode 160 // The Most Controversial Take You'll Ever Hear from Us
Apr 10, 2023
Episode 159 // We've Seen What You Watch... and You Should Be Ashamed.
Apr 03, 2023
Episode 158 // I Guess We Have to Kiss Now…
Mar 27, 2023
Episode 157 // How Many “Deez Nuts” Jokes Can We Make in One Episode…?
Mar 20, 2023
Episode 156 // Threezus is Now an Anime, Because Friendship Has Prevailed
Mar 13, 2023
Episode 155 // We’re Millennials and We’re SO Sorry About It
Mar 06, 2023
Episode 154 // Mason Whips it Out in Front of Danny
Feb 27, 2023
Episode 153 // Please Let Us Make You Cry... Just Once.
Feb 20, 2023
Episode 152 // To All the Offensive Things We Did as Kids
Feb 13, 2023
Episode 151 // Turns Out Listening to Threezus Gives You Better Grades
Feb 06, 2023
Episode 150 // Some of the Worst Things We've Ever Said on This Podcast
Jan 30, 2023
Episode 149 // Walking Around Naked When Nobody’s Home
Jan 23, 2023
Episode 148 // The Truth Behind Danny's Genes
Jan 16, 2023
Episode 147 // And On the Third Day, Jesus Pulled a Sick 180.
Jan 09, 2023
Episode 146 // New Year, New... Pants?
Jan 02, 2023
Episode 145 // Go Kiss Someone Under the Mistletoe RIGHT NOW.
Dec 26, 2022
Episode 144 // Do NOT Tell Your Girlfriend About This.
Dec 19, 2022
Episode 143 // You're Hot and We're All Horny Zombies
Dec 12, 2022
Episode 142 // Turns Out We Have a Thriving P*rnHub Channel
Dec 05, 2022
Episode 141 // Your Favorite Band’s Name is TRASH. Here’s Why.
Nov 28, 2022
Episode 140 // Why Aren't We Married Yet?
Nov 21, 2022
Episode 139 // Go Ahead and Cancel Mason if You Want
Nov 14, 2022
Episode 138 // Never Take Romantic Advice from Us Again...
Nov 07, 2022
Episode 137 // The Most Potty-Humored Episode Yet (HAPPY HALLOWEEN)
Oct 31, 2022
Episode 136 // Mason's Doctor is So Much Hotter Than Him
Oct 24, 2022
Episode 135 // So THIS is Piss...
Oct 17, 2022
Episode 134 // But How Smart Are We Really? (Not Very)
Oct 10, 2022
Episode 133 // He Did WHAT in a Movie Theater?!
Oct 03, 2022
Episode 132 // A Moment of Silence... for that Booty.
Sep 26, 2022
Episode 131 // Apparently You Should Never Take Advice from Us
Sep 19, 2022
Episode 130 // You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
Sep 12, 2022
Episode 129 // Turns Out We're All Down Bad
Sep 05, 2022
Episode 128 // Pee Pee Can Happen Alone, But Poo Poo Always Comes with Pee Pee...
Aug 29, 2022
Episode 127 // We Don't Want to Get Daniel Fired from [Redacted]
Aug 22, 2022
Episode 126 // Help! We Can't Stop Thinking About Butts.
Aug 15, 2022
Episode 125 // Bad Impersonations Challenge & Saying Horrible Things While Sober
Aug 08, 2022
Episode 124 // You Can See Our Sexy Faces Again! (Video is Back!)
Aug 01, 2022
Episode 123 // Extra Families, Dishonest Orgasms, and Tornado Centipedes
Jul 25, 2022
Episode 122 // Mason Disappoints His Girlfriend
Jul 18, 2022
Episode 121 // Marvel is Overrated, and So is The Golden Rule
Jul 11, 2022
Episode 120 // I Think Only One of Us is Allowed to Say That...
Jul 04, 2022
Episode 119 // Allow Us to Give You Some Brain for a Second...
Jun 27, 2022
Episode 118 // Sometimes We Just Have the Worst Opinions...
Jun 20, 2022
Episode 117 // A Jar of Farts... The Classic Pair
Jun 13, 2022
Episode 116 // Drake and Ed Sheeran are Overrated. Don't @ us.
Jun 06, 2022
Episode 115 // Well That Got Deep
May 30, 2022
Episode 114 // You Must Be the Sympathy You Wish to See in the Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell
May 23, 2022
Episode 113 // To All the Orphans We Renamed Along the Way
May 16, 2022
Episode 112 // A Murderer with a Winning Smile & His Happy Victims
May 09, 2022
Episode 111 / We Have the Most Impatient Fans
May 02, 2022
Episode 110 // Danny's New Apartment is Baffling...
Apr 25, 2022
Episode 109 // I Guess Danny & Mason Are VERY Stupid...
Apr 18, 2022
Episode 108 // Our Business Ideas Have Gone Too Far...
Apr 11, 2022
Episode 107 // We Have an Ass Worth Sampling
Apr 04, 2022
Episode 106 // Our Second Baby is Here!
Mar 28, 2022
Episode 105 // These Are the Stupidest Lyrics We've Ever Heard...
Mar 21, 2022
Episode 104 // Getting into Literal Fights for Each Other
Mar 14, 2022
Episode 103 // Danny & Mason Need to Explain Themselves Right Now...
Mar 07, 2022
Episode 102 // Taking Credit for Everything Daniel Does
Feb 28, 2022
Episode 101 // We Will All Be Destroyed by Love
Feb 21, 2022
Episode 100 // The Absolute Funniest Episode Yet
Feb 14, 2022
Episode 99 // These 1-Star Reviews are Insane...
Feb 07, 2022
Episode 98 // They've Been Lying to Us This Whole Time
Jan 31, 2022
Episode 97 // Am I an Asshole if...?
Jan 24, 2022
Episode 96 // Jimmy Fallon Stole Our Idea Again...
Jan 17, 2022
Episode 95 // These Questions Are Unbearably Hard
Jan 10, 2022
Episode 94 // Daniel Surprised His Mom in Korea for Christmas
Jan 03, 2022
Episode 93 // This is Getting Worse and Worse... We Gotta Stop.
Dec 27, 2021
Episode 92 // Danny & Mason: Ruining Children's Lives Since 2014
Dec 20, 2021
Episode 91 // Gun Discounts, Wizard Lips, and Bible Mud.
Dec 13, 2021
Episode 90 // Kidz Bop Has Gone Way Too Far Now...
Dec 06, 2021
Episode 89 // Avengers: Asian Ultron - The Version They Never Released
Nov 29, 2021
Episode 88 // I Don't Think We're Allowed to Say That...
Nov 22, 2021
Episode 87 // Oops, Danny Accidentally Made F*ck Songs
Nov 15, 2021
Episode 86 // The Adventures of Fearful Pants, Lustful Shirt, and the Breastplate of Righteousness
Nov 08, 2021
Episode 85 // Revealing (and Reviewing) Shocking Celebrity Dating Profiles
Nov 02, 2021
Episode 84 // Our Horribly Inappropriate Halloween Costume Ideas
Nov 02, 2021
Episode 83 // Doing the Podcast Without Clothes On
Nov 02, 2021
Episode 82 // I Love You, and There's Nothing I Can Do About It.
Oct 11, 2021
Episode 81 // Trying to Guess Hit Songs in Reverse
Oct 04, 2021
Episode 80 // Swearing in Front of Little Children
Sep 27, 2021
Episode 79 // Zero Gloryholes, One Flood
Sep 20, 2021
Episode 78 // Are We Siblings? ... Or Are We Dating?
Sep 13, 2021
Episode 77 // Danny & Mason Are in a Better Place Now
Sep 06, 2021
Episode 76 // Crushing Danny's Ego for 30 Minutes
Aug 30, 2021
Episode 75 // Danny's Crazy, Mason's Lazy, and Daniel's Infertile
Aug 23, 2021
Episode 74 // "F**k me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only panic."
Aug 17, 2021
Episode 73 // Danny is a Hot, Dateable Nerd
Aug 09, 2021
Episode 72 // "Call Me Old" & "Just the Way-cy's Mom"
Aug 02, 2021
Episode 71 // No One Beats On My Butt Like Gaston
Jul 26, 2021
Episode 70 // I'd Let Tonya Harding Break My Legs for Charity
Jul 19, 2021
Episode 69 // The Good, The Bad, and The Worst Advice
Jul 12, 2021
Episode 68 // Target: F*ck More, Stretch Less
Jul 05, 2021
Episode 67 // Daniel Joins BTS
Jun 28, 2021
Episode 66 // Mason Is a Harry Potter Nerd Virgin
Jun 21, 2021
Episode 65 // Mason Sings with No Voice
Jun 14, 2021
Episode 64 // Arm-Fall-Off Boy & Sphinctor
Jun 07, 2021
Episode 63 // Nick Kroll Hits On Abuelita
May 31, 2021
Episode 62 // Left-Nostril-Lickin' Good!
May 24, 2021
Episode 61 // Invest in VomitCoin
May 17, 2021
Episode 60 // Millennials vs. Gen Z Slang (Sheeeeeesh)
May 10, 2021
Episode 59 // Say Yas!
May 03, 2021
Episode 58 // Happy Birthday Danny!
Apr 26, 2021
Episode 57 // MadLibs Covers
Apr 19, 2021
Episode 56 // Taser My Balls
Apr 12, 2021
Episode 55 // Cardi B Is Our Newest Fan!
Apr 05, 2021
Episode 54 // Listening to Danny's High School Band
Mar 29, 2021
Episode 53 // Happy 1-Year Anniversary! (ft. Rudi Gutierrez)
Mar 22, 2021
Episode 52 // A Happy Birthday F*** You to Mason
Mar 15, 2021
Episode 51 // We Fixed Cancel Culture!
Mar 08, 2021
Episode 50 // Das Sad
Mar 01, 2021
Episode 49 // Fix Ads by Swearing More
Feb 22, 2021
Episode 48 // Vomiting on the New Woman
Feb 15, 2021
Episode 47 // Vibrators & Chef Boyardee
Feb 08, 2021
Episode 46 // Danny's National TV Anniversary
Feb 01, 2021
Episode 45 // Disneyland After Disasters
Jan 25, 2021
Episode 44 // Why Are We Getting Arrested?
Jan 18, 2021
Episode 43 // 10 Things You Didn't Know About Danny
Jan 11, 2021
Episode 42 // Being a D*ck to Fans & A Happy New Year!
Jan 04, 2021
Episode 41 // Danny Walked in on Mason Naked
Dec 28, 2020
Episode 40 // Daniel's Dates, Car Crashes, and Superpowers
Dec 21, 2020
Episode 39 // Long Live the Queef
Dec 14, 2020
Episode 38 // Happy Birthday Daniel!
Dec 07, 2020
Episode 37 // You Can't Be a Good Person On YouTube
Nov 30, 2020
Episode 36 // Guessing How English Works
Nov 23, 2020
Episode 35 // Who the F**k is Danny?
Nov 16, 2020
Episode 34 // Anti-Fascism, Pro-Candy
Nov 09, 2020
Episode 33 // Daniel Babbles & We Call It Music
Nov 02, 2020
Episode 32 // You Would Drink Your Own Pee
Oct 26, 2020
Episode 31 // Have a Happy Little Hanukkah
Oct 19, 2020
Episode 30 // Why Danny Is Single
Oct 12, 2020
Episode 29 // We Just Figured Out Booze Cruise
Oct 05, 2020
Episode 28 // Selena Gomez Is a Good Singer
Sep 28, 2020
Episode 27 // How We'll All Die
Sep 21, 2020
Episode 26 // Titanic (pt. 2)
Sep 14, 2020
Episode 25 // MadLibs Theatre: Titanic
Sep 07, 2020
Episode 24 // Speech-Jammer ASMR
Aug 31, 2020
Episode 23 // Contemplating Colors & Comment Conundrums
Aug 24, 2020
Episode 22 // Be Proud of Your Heritage
Aug 17, 2020
Episode 21 // Anime, or I Ani-Made-It-Up
Aug 10, 2020
Episode 20 // You Swear, You Rap
Aug 03, 2020
Episode 19 // Trying to Speak Spanish
Jul 27, 2020
Episode 18 // Guessing Ages, Movies, and Music
Jul 20, 2020
Episode 17 // Testing our TikTok Knowledge
Jul 13, 2020
Episode 16 // Jimmy Fallon Stole Our Idea
Jul 06, 2020
Episode 15 // Danny's Dating Show Mistakes (ft. Mel Taevin)
Jun 29, 2020
Episode 14 // Why Our Fans Don't Actually Care About Us
Jun 22, 2020
Episode 13 // Interviewing Danny's TV Cast Mates
Jun 15, 2020
Episode 12 // Hot Take: YouTubers Aren't Talented
Jun 08, 2020
Episode 11 // Why We Stopped Making Impersonation Covers
Jun 01, 2020
Episode 10 // A Huge YouTuber Reacts to Our Videos
May 25, 2020
Episode 9 // Calling Danny’s Ex-Girlfriend
May 18, 2020
Episode 8 // Accidentally Starting a Trump Rally
May 11, 2020
Episode 7 // MadLibs Theatre & The One-Second Song Challenge
May 04, 2020
Episode 6 // Making Music Without Hearing It
Apr 27, 2020
Episode 5 // An Impersonation Challenge
Apr 20, 2020
Episode 4 // Calling Mason's Ex-Girlfriend
Apr 13, 2020
Episode 3 // Grinding, Accents, and Mashups
Apr 06, 2020
Episode 2 // Silly Singing and MadLibs Theatre
Mar 30, 2020
Episode 1 // Do We Use Voice Changers?
Mar 23, 2020
Introducing Threezus! Coming Soon
Mar 13, 2020