The Real 3 Idiots Podcast
By The Real 3 Idiots Podcast
Listen to a podcast, please open Podcast Republic app. Available on Google Play Store and Apple App Store.
Image by The Real 3 Idiots Podcast
Category: Comedy
Open in Apple Podcasts
Open RSS feed
Open Website
Rate for this podcast
Subscribers: 0
Reviews: 0
Episodes: 227
Description
Mark, Ted and Matt will do their best to astound, confuse and pummel you with their swashbuckling intellect. Each week The Idiots will help you understand a little bit less about the world around you. Follow us as The Idiots bring in unique guests and stick around for all of the new and amazing things to come. As always if you have any questions, requests, ideas or anything else, go to our email or social media. And remember, don't listen, for your own good
Email: 3certifiedidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Insta: the_real3_idiots_podcast
Twitter: the_real3_idiots_podcast
Tik Tok: the_real3_idiots_podcast
Email: 3certifiedidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Insta: the_real3_idiots_podcast
Twitter: the_real3_idiots_podcast
Tik Tok: the_real3_idiots_podcast
| Episode | Date |
|---|---|
|
Show 226 Ted's New Diet is Tequila Based and It's Working
|
Jul 08, 2026 |
|
Show 225 Ukranian Drones Are Targeting Ted's Crown Collection
|
Jul 01, 2026 |
|
Show 224 Ted Uses AI To Find Out What He's Thinking
|
Jun 24, 2026 |
|
Show 223 Ted's Favorite Movie Theater Has The Best Lamb-Kabobs
|
Jun 17, 2026 |
|
Show 222 You Guessed It, There's Nothing On Ted's Mind!
|
Jun 10, 2026 |
|
Show 221 Ted Opens A Sex Parlor With 100 Porta-Potties
|
Jun 03, 2026 |
|
Show 220 The Guys Can't Decide If Ted's A Fruit Or A Vegetable!
|
May 27, 2026 |
|
Show 219 Ted's Key To Life Is Money and Spiral Staircases
|
May 20, 2026 |
|
Show 218 Ted Does His Own Fecal Transplant and It's A ShitShow
|
May 13, 2026 |
|
Show 217 Ted Gets A Hole In One, He Just Doesn't Know Which One
|
May 06, 2026 |
|
Show 216 Ted Learns The Best Answer is "Sure" Even If You Don't Know The Question
|
Apr 29, 2026 |
|
Show 215 Ted Goes Directly To Jail and He's Very Popular
|
Apr 22, 2026 |
|
Show 214 Ted Decides To Stop Quit Drinking
|
Apr 08, 2026 |
|
Show 213 Ted's Got A New Crack Dealer!
|
Apr 01, 2026 |
|
Show 212 Ted Opens A Drive-Thru Brothel
|
Mar 25, 2026 |
|
Show 211 Ted's Bullshit Gives You Wings!
|
Mar 18, 2026 |
|
Show 210 Ted Divorces ChatGPT, After He Gets Caught Cheating With Claude!
|
Mar 04, 2026 |
|
Show 209 Ted Gets The Job As The Love Interest In Primate 2
|
Feb 25, 2026 |
|
Show 208 Ted And His Best Friend Shia LeBouf Go Bar Hopping In New Orleans
|
Feb 18, 2026 |
|
Show 207 Ted's Tips Are Highly Productive!
|
Feb 11, 2026 |
|
Show 206 Ted Goes To The Senior Center To Get Some Shank Practice
|
Feb 04, 2026 |
|
Show 205 Ted Takes Our Guests Advice And Decides To Travel Back In Time
|
Jan 28, 2026 |
|
Show 204 Ted Does A Meat And Great The Wrong Way!
|
Jan 21, 2026 |
|
Show 203 Ted Decides That Timothee Chalamet Is The Most Over-Rated Actor He's Never Seen!
|
Jan 14, 2026 |
|
Show 202 We Set The Bar Low For Ted, But He Goes Lower!
|
Jan 07, 2026 |
|
Show 201 Ted Credits His Success To All The Hard Working Criminals
|
Dec 30, 2025 |
|
Show 200 The Real 3 Idiots Word of The Year is Crownroyalwash
|
Dec 17, 2025 |
|
Show 199 Ted Prefers His Chilean Salmon With A Side Of Blood
|
Dec 11, 2025 |
|
Show 198 Ted Opens A Corn Dog Training Business
|
Dec 03, 2025 |
|
Show 197 Ted's Broccoli Farts Cause and Cure Cancer
|
Nov 26, 2025 |
|
Show 196 Ted Confuses His Safe Word With His Trigger Word
|
Nov 19, 2025 |
|
Show 195 Ted's Tip Leads To Another Cruise Ship Death
|
Nov 12, 2025 |
|
Show 194 Ted Gets An Invite To Charlie Sheen's Ball Room
|
Nov 05, 2025 |
|
Show 193 Ted Tries To Return His Birthday Suit
|
Oct 29, 2025 |
|
Show 192.4 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship "The Final Chapter"
|
Oct 22, 2025 |
|
Show 192.3 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 3
|
Oct 22, 2025 |
|
Show 192.2 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 2
|
Oct 22, 2025 |
|
Show 192.1 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Part 1
|
Oct 21, 2025 |
|
Show 191 Ted Learns He Is Special, Without Effects!
|
Oct 15, 2025 |
|
Show 190 Ted Gets Lucky At The Liquor Store
|
Oct 08, 2025 |
|
Show 189 Ted Learns There's More To Tailgating Than a Chair and a Bottle
|
Oct 01, 2025 |
|
Show 188 Ted Was Born With A Cereal Spoon In his Mouth
|
Sep 24, 2025 |
|
Show 187 Ted's Service Dog Can Sense When He Needs A Drink
|
Sep 16, 2025 |
|
Show 186 Ted Gets His Hymens Confused With Johnny Balls
|
Sep 10, 2025 |
|
Show 185 Ted Turns Epstein Island Into Honey Moon Getaway
|
Sep 03, 2025 |
|
Show 184 Ted Goes To The State Fair And Gets Crown Royal On A Stick
|
Aug 27, 2025 |
|
Show 183 Ted's Dildo Net Business Is Back!
|
Aug 13, 2025 |
|
Show 182 Ted Orders Pizza For The Forest Folks
|
Aug 06, 2025 |
|
Show 181 A Nightmare on Ted Street
|
Aug 01, 2025 |
|
Show 180 Ted Wins The Gas Station Chili Cheese Dog Cook-Off
|
Jul 23, 2025 |
|
Show 179 Ted's Burner Phone Warehouse In Cambodia Gets Pig-Butchered
|
Jul 16, 2025 |
|
Show 178 Ted Sends Text Messages With A Ouija Board
|
Jul 09, 2025 |
|
Show 177 This Week's Movie Mention is SpongeTed SweatPants
|
Jul 02, 2025 |
|
Show 176 Ted Plays The Genetic Lottery Every Week
|
Jun 25, 2025 |
|
Show 175 Teddar Cheese Hits The Black Market
|
Jun 18, 2025 |
|
Show 174 Ted Was Thrown Out With The Bath Water As A Teenager
|
Jun 12, 2025 |
|
Show 173 Ted's Clone Gets Attacked By Coked Up Fruit Flies
|
Jun 04, 2025 |
|
Show 172 Ted Finds Out His Name Means Chimp in Japanese!
|
May 28, 2025 |
|
Show 171 Ted's Bucket List Begins And Ends With A "Freak-Off"
|
May 20, 2025 |
|
Show 170 Ted Opens A Pants Optional Movie Theater
|
May 14, 2025 |
|
Show 169 Ted Shoplifts Water While Staff Is Distracted By A Woman Choking
|
May 08, 2025 |
|
Show 168 Ted Heads To New Orleans To Drink With The Bulls!
|
Apr 30, 2025 |
|
Show 167 Ted Needs A Fax Machine Repairman...ASAP!
|
Apr 23, 2025 |
|
Show 166 Ted's DNA is Worth NIL
|
Apr 16, 2025 |
|
Show 165 Ted Gets A Cowboy's Digits At A Dude Ranch
|
Apr 09, 2025 |
|
Show 163 Ted Tips A Scientist In Antarctica And All Hell Breaks Loose!
|
Mar 26, 2025 |
|
Show 162 Ted Tells Snow White She Needs To Lose The Dwarves!
|
Mar 12, 2025 |
|
Show 161 Ted Turns Pillow Fighting Into Naptime
|
Mar 05, 2025 |
|
Show 160 Empty, Is Ted's Trigger Word
|
Feb 26, 2025 |
|
Show 159 Ted Queef's His Way Into The Guinness Book Of World Records
|
Feb 19, 2025 |
|
Show 158 Ted Stars In A One Man Show-Mommie Dearest
|
Feb 12, 2025 |
|
Show 157 Punxsutawney Phil Sees Ted-6 More Weeks Of Drinking
|
Feb 05, 2025 |
|
Show 156 Ted Is Genetically Predisposed To Repeating Himself
|
Jan 29, 2025 |
|
Show 155 Ted Gets NIL Out Of The Transfer Portal
|
Jan 22, 2025 |
|
Show 154 Ted Plans A Drink-A-Thon Fundraiser for LA
|
Jan 15, 2025 |
|
Show 153 Ted Travels Back In TIme And Forgets How To Get Home
|
Jan 08, 2025 |
|
Show 152 Ted Goes To Law School And Gets A Degree In Court Jestering
|
Jan 03, 2025 |
|
Show 151 Trump Names Ted His New Pedophile Czar
|
Dec 18, 2024 |
|
Show 150 Ted Smokes His Beets By Dre
|
Dec 11, 2024 |
|
Show 149 Ted Gets Detention In Acting Class
|
Dec 04, 2024 |
|
Show 148 Ted Wants To Be The King Of His Bee Hive!
|
Nov 26, 2024 |
|
Show 147 Ted's Spider Monkey Uses His Spam Radio To Call For Help!
|
Nov 20, 2024 |
|
Show 146 Ted Tries To Smoke His Turkey, But He Can't Get It Lit!
|
Nov 13, 2024 |
|
Show 145 Ted's Nothing Burger Is Overcooked!
|
Nov 05, 2024 |
|
Show 144 Ted Gets Tattooed at Costco!
|
Oct 29, 2024 |
|
Show 143 Ted Hires An Al Pacino Look-Alike To Do His Taxes
|
Oct 23, 2024 |
|
Show 142 Ted Plagiarizes His Own Memoirs!
|
Oct 16, 2024 |
|
Show 141 The Idiots Plan A Road Trip to Bulgaria And Ted's Driving
|
Oct 08, 2024 |
|
Show 140 Ted's New Gym Is All Crown No Diet
|
Oct 02, 2024 |
|
Show 139 Ted Uses The Force To Make An Endless Crown and Diet
|
Sep 24, 2024 |
|
Show 138 Ted Gets Grilled About His New Workout Regimen
|
Sep 18, 2024 |
|
Show 137 Ted's Giving Tree Has A Monkey Branch
|
Sep 11, 2024 |
|
Show 136 Teds Starts An Uber Eats Convoy In His Honda Fit
|
Sep 04, 2024 |
|
Show 135 Ted Cooks Up His Tips In An Air-Fryer And Gets Burned!
|
Aug 28, 2024 |
|
Show 134.1 Ted Drinks The Last Piece Of The Puzzle
|
Aug 21, 2024 |
|
Show 133 Ted Tosses His Own Taco Salad!
|
Aug 13, 2024 |
|
Show 132 Ted's Emotional Support Chimp Gets Arrested For Rape
|
Aug 08, 2024 |
|
Show 131 Ted Gets Busted Regifting His Tips!
|
Jul 31, 2024 |
|
Show 130 Ted Wins The Slip and Slide Olympic Gold Medal
|
Jul 24, 2024 |
|
Show 129 Ted's A Cow Chip Off The Old Block!
|
Jul 10, 2024 |
|
Show 128 Ted Is Elected King Of The Carnies After He Invents Crown Royale Cotton Candy.
|
Jul 02, 2024 |
|
Show 127 Ted's Clown School Is Now Accepting Non-Pedophiles
|
Jun 26, 2024 |
|
Show 126 Matt Puts A Safety Flange On Ted's Mic
|
Jun 20, 2024 |
|
Show 125 Ted Finds Out That He's Got Lying In His "DNA"
|
Jun 12, 2024 |
|
Show 124 Ted Sits On A Folding Chair of Lies!
|
Jun 06, 2024 |
|
Show 123 Ted Gets A Job As A Bathroom Marshall For American Airlines
|
May 29, 2024 |
|
Show 122 Ted Blows His Panda Gig At The Zoo For Barking At The Kids!
|
May 22, 2024 |
|
Show 121 Ted Gets A Beard Transplant, But It Looks Like Shit!
|
May 15, 2024 |
|
Show 120 Ted's New Cancer Free Cologne Sells Out In 15 Minutes
|
May 09, 2024 |
|
Show 119 Ted Thinks Everyone With An Accent Works at Outback Steakhouse
|
May 02, 2024 |
|
Show 118 Ted Brings His Special Popcorn Bucket to The Horror Film Fest
|
Apr 24, 2024 |
|
Show 117 Ted Gets Groped By Squatters On An Airplane
|
Apr 17, 2024 |
|
Show 116 Ted Fakes His Own Birth and He Has the Certificate to Prove It!
|
Apr 11, 2024 |
|
Show 115 Ted's Having A Solar Eclipse Party In His Basement, Glasses Optional
|
Apr 03, 2024 |
|
Show 114 There's No Way Ted's a Narcissist, He's Just a Plain Old Idiot!
|
Mar 26, 2024 |
|
Show 113 Ted Comes in Last at an Artificial Intelligence Hot Sauce Challenge
|
Mar 20, 2024 |
|
Show 112.1 Ted Becomes Poetry Champ and CHATGPT Accepts The Trophy
|
Mar 17, 2024 |
|
Show 111 Ted Breaks Up A Ladyboy Fight With Big Dick Nick!
|
Mar 07, 2024 |
|
Show 110 The Newest Girl Scout Cookie, Teddy-Tastics, Sell Out In Ten Minutes.
|
Feb 27, 2024 |
|
Show 109 Ted Island Is Officially Declared A Trash Vortex
|
Feb 20, 2024 |
|
Show 108 Ted Gets Tedded!
|
Feb 15, 2024 |
|
Show 107 Ted Holds His Breath To Get What He Wants, Then Realizes He Already Has It!
|
Feb 07, 2024 |
|
106 Ted Goes Back to School and Finds Out He's A Cancer!
|
Feb 01, 2024 |
|
Show 105 Ted Sells Used Freezers, All Sales Are Final!
|
Jan 25, 2024 |
|
Show 104 Ted Learns That Free Ballin' and Freediving Aren't Free!
|
Jan 17, 2024 |
|
Show 103 Ted Finds Finds A Rug That Really Ties The Studio Together
|
Jan 10, 2024 |
|
Show 102 Ted's Cooking Dinner Tonight! I'm Going To McDonalds!
|
Jan 03, 2024 |
|
Show 101 Ted and His Best "Friend" Andre Discuss the Merits Of Wikipedia
|
Dec 19, 2023 |
|
The Real 3 Idiots Present A Not So Good Christmas Story
|
Dec 19, 2023 |
|
Show 100 Ted Swears That Is The Best F$c@1g C*^%$ S$#& B&*!@ Show Ever!
|
Dec 15, 2023 |
|
Show 99 Ted Buys Pringles and Laxatives, It's Pranking Time!
|
Dec 06, 2023 |
|
Show 98 Ted Awards Break Dancing Legend Michael Chambers The Gold Medal
|
Nov 29, 2023 |
|
Show 97 Ted Figures Out That Vodka is Truth Serum!
|
Nov 21, 2023 |
|
Show 96 Mark Beats Ted To The Toilet Question!
|
Nov 15, 2023 |
|
Show 95 Ted Starts An Adult Babysitting Service
|
Nov 08, 2023 |
|
Show 94 Ted Tames A Cape Buffalo In His Mind!
|
Nov 01, 2023 |
|
Show 93 The Idiots Are Joined By The Invisible Man, and Ted Finally asks the Perfect Question
|
Oct 25, 2023 |
|
Show 92 Wait, I Can Vote For A Chimp or Ted, What Kind Of Chimp Is it?
|
Oct 18, 2023 |
|
Show 91 Scott Sigler Makes Matt the Number One Pick of the GFL Draft!
|
Oct 11, 2023 |
|
Show 90 Ted Still Holds A Grudge Against Wiley Coyote
|
Oct 04, 2023 |
|
Show 89 Ted Chooses a Political Party Color and Matt Steps in it
|
Sep 27, 2023 |
|
Show 88 Ted's Driving to Bangkok In His 76 Cadillac, Look Out Ladies!
|
Sep 20, 2023 |
|
Show 87 Ted's Preshow Flintstones Vitamin Turns Out To Be An Edible
|
Sep 13, 2023 |
|
Show 86 Ted Learns That Yes Is A Four Letter Word.
|
Sep 06, 2023 |
|
Show 85 Ted's Dating App for Chimps Hit a Million Downloads
|
Aug 30, 2023 |
|
Show 84 Ted Has Been Put On A Performance Plan
|
Aug 23, 2023 |
|
Show 83 Ted Plays Ding Dong Ditch With The Wrong Dong!
|
Aug 16, 2023 |
|
Show 82 Ted Learns The Hard Way Between an Otter and Some Beaver
|
Aug 09, 2023 |
|
Show 81 Ted Uses Some Dark Magic To Make Our Guest Disappear...
|
Aug 02, 2023 |
|
Show 80 Ted, Is That A Sharp Stick or Are You Just Happy To See Me!
|
Jul 26, 2023 |
|
Show 79 Don't Cry for Ted, El Salvador
|
Jul 16, 2023 |
|
Show 78 Ted Starts a Chimp Riot When He Runs Out of Birthday Cake
|
Jul 11, 2023 |
|
Show 77 Ted Talks Chimp Real Good!
|
Jul 06, 2023 |
|
Show 76 Don't Panic it's Just Ted!
|
Jun 27, 2023 |
|
Show 75 I'd Like a Nice Smash, Please and Thank You
|
Jun 20, 2023 |
|
Show 74 Does Your College Need a New Mascot, Try Ted!
|
Jun 13, 2023 |
|
Show 73 Call Ted's Boat Rentals If You Need To Fake Your Own Death
|
Jun 08, 2023 |
|
Show 72 Ted Can You get Something Out of the Freezer for Me?
|
May 31, 2023 |
|
Show 71 Hey Ted, Take A Hike!
|
May 24, 2023 |
|
Show 70 Ted Becomes A Dead Head
|
May 17, 2023 |
|
Show 69 Ted Gets Sauced!
|
May 09, 2023 |
|
Show 68 We Cut The Mustard, Ted Cut The Cheese!
|
May 02, 2023 |
|
Show 67 Ted Sets Up Rideshare for Marathon Runners
|
Apr 29, 2023 |
|
Show 66 Trust the Process, Don't Trust the Ted!
|
Apr 19, 2023 |
|
Show 65 I Think Our HR Department is Stalking Me!
|
Apr 11, 2023 |
|
Show 64 How Many Idiots Can There Even Be?
|
Apr 04, 2023 |
|
Show 63 You Can't Spell Failure Without T E D
|
Mar 28, 2023 |
|
Show 62 Ted, Don't Be A Drag, Give Me A Kiss!
|
Mar 22, 2023 |
|
Show 61 Ted Gets a Little Salty!
|
Mar 15, 2023 |
|
Show 60 We are Teed Off!!!
|
Mar 07, 2023 |
|
Show 59 All Hail Ted!!!
|
Feb 28, 2023 |
|
Show 58 Forget the Hatfield's and The McCoys, It's The Wets vs The Dry's
|
Feb 21, 2023 |
|
Show 57 It's a Beautiful Day For A Podcast, Let's Do 2!
|
Feb 16, 2023 |
|
Show 56 If You Are Supremely Happy and You know It, Good for You, Buckaroo!
|
Feb 09, 2023 |
|
Show 55 Listening to the Show is Torture!
|
Feb 03, 2023 |
|
Show 54 Turn Out The Lights The Parties Just Getting Started
|
Jan 26, 2023 |
|
Show 53 Ted Will be the First One Eaten!
|
Jan 20, 2023 |
|
Show 52 Don't Worry Ted's Shooting Blanks
|
Jan 11, 2023 |
|
Show 51 Dry January is Bullshit!
|
Jan 05, 2023 |
|
It's an Extravaganza, or a really swell get together!
|
Dec 20, 2022 |
|
Santa, how do you turn this off?
|
Dec 14, 2022 |
|
I Love a Good Drag Show!
|
Dec 06, 2022 |
|
How Much Ted is Too Much Ted?
|
Dec 01, 2022 |
|
Happy Beersgiving!
|
Nov 24, 2022 |
|
If I Had A Million Dollars...
|
Nov 16, 2022 |
|
Ted's a Ladies man?
|
Nov 10, 2022 |
|
Member's Only
|
Nov 01, 2022 |
|
This Beer Tastes Like...WHAT!
|
Oct 26, 2022 |
|
Braiding Bigfoot
|
Oct 19, 2022 |
|
Teddy in the Sky With Diamonds
|
Oct 13, 2022 |
|
I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane, And Ted's Sitting Next me!
|
Oct 06, 2022 |
|
It's All In The Cards!
|
Sep 29, 2022 |
|
Ted Knows the Unknowable, He Just Doesn't Know He Knows It.
|
Sep 23, 2022 |
|
I'm So Important, Just Ask Me!
|
Sep 16, 2022 |
|
Smartest Idiots Ever?
|
Sep 09, 2022 |
|
Words Make Me Sleepy
|
Aug 31, 2022 |
|
Don't Die Unless You Have Too!
|
Aug 24, 2022 |
|
A Complete 360* For A New Direction
|
Aug 17, 2022 |
|
OMG! Is That A Box of Socks!
|
Aug 10, 2022 |
|
Ted, Ain't Got No Belt!
|
Aug 03, 2022 |
|
Who Wants to go to Brunch, Ted's buying!
|
Jul 30, 2022 |
|
Filling Your Sock on the Patio!
|
Jul 23, 2022 |
|
Prove There are No Aliens, Wipe Your Ass!
|
Jul 15, 2022 |
|
Bed Wetting is a Serious Medical Condition!
|
Jul 09, 2022 |
|
Nobody Knows Nothing!
|
Jul 02, 2022 |
|
Turns Out Pornography is Good for You
|
Jun 26, 2022 |
|
Protect the City Free the Titties
|
Jun 17, 2022 |
|
Who Wants to Hangout by the Bulwark Tonight?
|
Jun 11, 2022 |
|
How to Make A Good Burger-A Spatula, Some Follow Thru and a Pinch of Where With All
|
Jun 04, 2022 |
|
You're The Corporate Fat and Fuck You Timmy
|
May 21, 2022 |
|
I Think Ted's Having a Stroke!
|
May 14, 2022 |
|
Wax on Wax Off the Carrot
|
May 06, 2022 |
|
Daddy is that a gay intersection?
|
Apr 30, 2022 |
|
Dear Abby, No One Will Listen to My Show
|
Apr 23, 2022 |
|
I Spit on Your Breadsticks!
|
Apr 16, 2022 |
|
Theme Park Ride or Gay porn
|
Apr 08, 2022 |
|
Is This Orgy Wheelchair Accessible
|
Apr 04, 2022 |
|
When Life Gives You Lemons Have A 3 Some
|
Mar 26, 2022 |
|
The Idiots Drop A Load
|
Mar 17, 2022 |
|
Lay Back and Enjoy It
|
Mar 12, 2022 |
|
The Idiots are Unwell
|
Mar 05, 2022 |
|
Stop Giving a Shit Right Away
|
Feb 28, 2022 |
|
Hooray For Bollywood
|
Feb 19, 2022 |
|
Hey You
|
Feb 12, 2022 |
|
Ted Tickles a Pickle
|
Feb 05, 2022 |
|
Teds Mom Buys Him A Handjob
|
Jan 26, 2022 |
|
The Real 3 Idiots "In Search of an Idiot"
|
Jan 20, 2022 |