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S6E32 – Dasha: The magic of flying cockroaches
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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S6E31 – Jennifer’s journey to motherhood
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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S6E29 – Christmas: Don’t ask for nothing, you knew Christmas was coming
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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S6E28 – Jason and Zane’s journey to fatherhood
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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S6E27 – From Broken Mics to Broken Bones: Wrapping Up Our Messy Season
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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S6E26 – Is This a Phase or Are We Doomed?
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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S6E25 – Adult Time: Whiskey Wisdom & the Fine Art of Ignoring Kids
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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S6E24 – Vonda: From Boot Camp to Broccoli, A Guide to Surviving Life (and Kids)
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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S6E23 – Tween Tantrums & Tiny Terrors: A Parenting Pumpkin Patch Special
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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S6E22 – Toddlers: The Miniature Meltdown Masters
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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S6E21 – Chris: Anxiety, Adolescence, and Dad’s DIY Wisdom
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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S620 – Surviving Teenagers, Strep Throat, and Emotional Rollercoasters
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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S6E19 – The Bedtime Battle: Cabernet vs. Kids
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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S6E18 – Parenting, Pipefitting, and Wild Turkey: The Aubrey Edition
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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S6E17 – My Kid Googled WHAT?! — And Other Parenting Horror Stories
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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S6E16 – Road Trips With Kids: A Comedy of “Are We There Yet?”
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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S6 E15 – Leslie – From Lesson Plans to Labor Pains: The Ultimate Mom Multitasker
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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S6E14 – Television: Raised by Reruns and Mom’s Death Stare
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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S6E13 – Toddlers, Toilets & Tough Talks: Another Day in the Parenting Trenches
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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S6E12 – Birth, Blazes & Bare Living: A Parenting Chat with Beth
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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S6E11 – Activities, Attitudes & Awkward Teen Talks: A Parenting Variety Pack
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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S6E10 – The Screen Time Olympics: Everyone’s Losing
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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S6E9 – Bar Exams, Baby Bottles & Band Practice: The Making of a Horror-Writing Dad
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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S6E8 – I Threw Away the Art and Survived: Parenting Truths from the Internet
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Jul 03, 2025 |
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S6E7 – Guilt: It’s not a family vacation; it’s a guilt trip
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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S6E6 – Ron Platt: A little tequila makes parenting a whole lot easier
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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S6E5 – If you thought 3 kids was fun, wait till you have 5
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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S6E4 – Big Brothers Big Sisters: Parenthood lite
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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S6E3 – Fij: Ok, how many kids do you have now?
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May 28, 2025 |
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S6E2 – Thanks for bringing me, but I can play with my new friend
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May 21, 2025 |
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S6E1 – Tweens: The little hell before the teen years
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May 14, 2025 |
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S6E0 – False starts and broken promises Vol. 3
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May 11, 2025 |
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S5E25 – Season 5 Finale: Still can’t believe y’all are still listening to us
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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S5E24 – Tonya: How to raise 3 kids and a man child
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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S5E23 – But Mom!!! He offered me candy
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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S5E22 – Aunts & Uncles: I want to be the fun gay uncle again
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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S5E21 – Alyssa: Shaving your tongue for fun and profit
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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S5E20 – I mean, who doesn’t pee in plastic cups
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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S5E19 – Siblings: Who needs enemies when you have siblings
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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S5E18 – Maria: You say geriatric pregnancy one more time…
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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S5E17 – When MLK said he had a dream, I don’t think it was this
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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S5E16 – Camps: Because boarding school is too expensive
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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S5E15 – Irving: The Brady Bunch for the 21st Century
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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S5E14 – Why do children express their love through fecal matter?
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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S5E13 – Homework: A little slice of hell each night
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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S5E12 – Keke: Dreaming of Manhattan from Cullman Alabama
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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S5E11 – I’m sad that you don’t mispronounce my name
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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S5E10 – New Years: Midnight is so freaking late
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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S5E9 – Gwen: Y’all are why we can’t have nice things
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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S5E8 – Being sharped tongued is not a joke about lesbians
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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S5E7 – Christmas: Ba F***ing Humbug
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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S5E6 – Jessica: Ms. Cotton if ya nasty
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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S5E5 – How not to avoid flying bugs
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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S5E4 – Thanksgiving: Will someone else f**king cook this meal
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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S5E3 – Lisa: A Jersey girl just trying to do her best
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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S5E2 – You want to meet Bloody Mary?
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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S5E1 – Stress: If you’re not stressed are you even parenting?
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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S5E0 – False starts and broken promises Vol. 2
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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Season 4 Finale – Best season so far
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Rebecca – Bonus moms are awesome
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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I got spanked as a kid and all I turned out okay-ish
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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Screen Time – Please stop googling boobs!
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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Judith – You called my son a WHAT?
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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Do you even know what autistic means?
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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School – We’re running out of new ideas here, please help!
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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Jeremiah – When you’re a Texas boy, the world is your toilet
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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You better take your d*mn medication, before I wring your neck
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Isolation – How the heck do you make new parent friends?
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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Brian – I don’t care if your 19, you’re still my little baby boy
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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Just keep arguing with me, let’s see how well that works out for you.
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Back to School – Get the h*ll out of my house and go to school
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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Tera – Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can move out.
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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Did you eat a dead animal before you got in this car?
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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Cruise – It’s okay to leave your child in a foreign country, right?
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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Jess – Why is the adoption process kind of icky?
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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Nailing a window shut isn’t a fire hazard is it?
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Summer Plans – Why can’t the school year last 12 months?
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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Ruth – Back by popular demand
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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As a white man, can I say “black people food” without offending people?
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Field Trips – The hell of wrangling tweens
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Mollie – You want to major in what?
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May 29, 2024 |
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Truth from the mouth of babes
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May 22, 2024 |
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Cleanliness – Season 4 Intro and you are the reason we have ants in the house
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May 15, 2024 |
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Season 3 Finale – We will be back on May 15th, 2024
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Alyse – Why do they let teenagers in the military to get married?
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Resentment – Oh come on, you know you resent them a little too
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Lies We Tell Our Kids – Yes sweetie, of course Santa is real
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Tim – Our first celebrity
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Missing School – I don’t care if you have TB, you’re going to school
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Birthdays – This is why you ain’t getting S**T!
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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LeeAnn – Sweet Demon Child o’mine
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Power Struggles – Because I said so is very much a legitimate response
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Hormones – Is it too late to get them on puberty blockers if they’re 13?
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Teasha – Ma’am I don’t who that child belongs to
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Extra Curriculars – But I don’t want to drive you to soccer practice, I want to sit on the couch and drink wine
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Friends – Why your kids and you need them, so you don’t go completely crazy
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Comedian Melissa – Who doesn’t love to laugh at creepy men going to a strip club
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Snow Days – Please let me let my kids go back to school
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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New Years – Who thought it would be fun to stay up till Midnight, with kids?
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Ashton & Emily – Young parents doing a much better job than us old fogies
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Christmas – Don’t ask for nothing, you knew Christmas was coming
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Teachers – We don’t know how y’all do it, but thank you
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Melissa – When 5 kids isn’t enough, adopt some more
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Eating – And why can’t we have pizza 5 days in a row
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Thanksgiving – Sometimes it’s not just the turkey that needs it’s neck wrung
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Aaron – Learn how to parent from a professional
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Attitude- I’m gonna slap the sh*t out of you if you call me bruh one more time
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Halloween – Season 3 Introduction and going to the rich neighborhood to beg for candy
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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False Starts and Broken Promises
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Season Finale – We will be back on October 30th, 2023
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Dru – Woman, Mother, Grandmother, and all around bada$$
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Cellphones – Satan himself couldn’t have made a more terrible machine
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Memory – It’s called Mom brain, and who are you again
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Lindsey – Parenting through the eyes of an adoptee
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Alcohol – I don’t have a drinking problem I have kids
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Extended Families – Why our parents were lucky enough to have cousins who could help babysit
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Nancy – A Texas girl with California dreams
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Marriage – And other reasons why you should remain childless
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Anger – How to gently redirect your child’s murderous impluse
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Catherine – Single mom’s are a special kind of tough
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Hygiene – When do children finally learn to smell their own stank?
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Chores – When letting them sit in their own filth doesn’t always work
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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EJ – The wonderland of NOT having kids
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Stealing – They steal from you, you steal their hopes and dreams
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Fighting – How to profit from your children fighting
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Ruth – Learn of Jason’s villain origin story
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Homework – At what point do you just pay for a tutor
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Pouting – If you say something under your breath one more time….
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May 29, 2023 |
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Pete – Musing of parenthood of from a silver fox
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May 22, 2023 |
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Bullying – Does anyone know how to stop your kids from being the bully?
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May 08, 2023 |
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Puberty – Discussions of questionable hygiene
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May 02, 2023 |
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Kim and Jessica – Lesbian parenting shenanigans
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Vacations – How to not murder your children while at Disney
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Lying – Season 2 Introduction and how to teach a toddler how to cuss
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Crystal – Look me in the eye when you’re pooping your pants
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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COVID – Where did 2020 go
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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Foster families – It takes a village
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Dasha – The magic of flying cockroaches
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May 23, 2022 |
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Education – How the h*ll did anyone survive teaching their kids during the COVID lockdowns
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May 16, 2022 |
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David – Ms. Billie’s Husband is gonna kill me
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May 09, 2022 |
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Childcare – How a second mortgage can help you afford childcare
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May 02, 2022 |
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Gwen – Dealing with Daddy Issues
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Discipline – The episode where you finally see why we’re bad parents
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Sandra – How to tackle your teenage daughter when she starts mouthing off
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Jason and Zane’s journey to fatherhood
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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Jennifer’s journey to motherhood
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Mar 11, 2022 |