A Guide to Poor Parenting

By Jason Minter

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Episodes: 146

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Let’s talk sh!t about our kids

Episode Date
S6E32 – Dasha: The magic of flying cockroaches
Dec 10, 2025
S6E31 – Jennifer’s journey to motherhood
Dec 03, 2025
S6E29 – Christmas: Don’t ask for nothing, you knew Christmas was coming
Nov 26, 2025
S6E28 – Jason and Zane’s journey to fatherhood
Nov 19, 2025
S6E27 – From Broken Mics to Broken Bones: Wrapping Up Our Messy Season
Nov 13, 2025
S6E26 – Is This a Phase or Are We Doomed?
Nov 05, 2025
S6E25 – Adult Time: Whiskey Wisdom & the Fine Art of Ignoring Kids
Oct 30, 2025
S6E24 – Vonda: From Boot Camp to Broccoli, A Guide to Surviving Life (and Kids)
Oct 23, 2025
S6E23 – Tween Tantrums & Tiny Terrors: A Parenting Pumpkin Patch Special
Oct 15, 2025
S6E22 – Toddlers: The Miniature Meltdown Masters
Oct 10, 2025
S6E21 – Chris: Anxiety, Adolescence, and Dad’s DIY Wisdom
Oct 01, 2025
S620 – Surviving Teenagers, Strep Throat, and Emotional Rollercoasters
Sep 24, 2025
S6E19 – The Bedtime Battle: Cabernet vs. Kids
Sep 17, 2025
S6E18 – Parenting, Pipefitting, and Wild Turkey: The Aubrey Edition
Sep 10, 2025
S6E17 – My Kid Googled WHAT?! — And Other Parenting Horror Stories
Sep 05, 2025
S6E16 – Road Trips With Kids: A Comedy of “Are We There Yet?”
Aug 27, 2025
S6 E15 – Leslie – From Lesson Plans to Labor Pains: The Ultimate Mom Multitasker
Aug 20, 2025
S6E14 – Television: Raised by Reruns and Mom’s Death Stare
Aug 13, 2025
S6E13 – Toddlers, Toilets & Tough Talks: Another Day in the Parenting Trenches
Aug 06, 2025
S6E12 – Birth, Blazes & Bare Living: A Parenting Chat with Beth
Jul 30, 2025
S6E11 – Activities, Attitudes & Awkward Teen Talks: A Parenting Variety Pack
Jul 23, 2025
S6E10 – The Screen Time Olympics: Everyone’s Losing
Jul 16, 2025
S6E9 – Bar Exams, Baby Bottles & Band Practice: The Making of a Horror-Writing Dad
Jul 09, 2025
S6E8 – I Threw Away the Art and Survived: Parenting Truths from the Internet
Jul 03, 2025
S6E7 – Guilt: It’s not a family vacation; it’s a guilt trip
Jun 25, 2025
S6E6 – Ron Platt: A little tequila makes parenting a whole lot easier
Jun 18, 2025
S6E5 – If you thought 3 kids was fun, wait till you have 5
Jun 11, 2025
S6E4 – Big Brothers Big Sisters: Parenthood lite
Jun 04, 2025
S6E3 – Fij: Ok, how many kids do you have now?
May 28, 2025
S6E2 – Thanks for bringing me, but I can play with my new friend
May 21, 2025
S6E1 – Tweens: The little hell before the teen years
May 14, 2025
S6E0 – False starts and broken promises Vol. 3
May 11, 2025
S5E25 – Season 5 Finale: Still can’t believe y’all are still listening to us
Apr 30, 2025
S5E24 – Tonya: How to raise 3 kids and a man child
Apr 23, 2025
S5E23 – But Mom!!! He offered me candy
Apr 16, 2025
S5E22 – Aunts & Uncles: I want to be the fun gay uncle again
Apr 10, 2025
S5E21 – Alyssa: Shaving your tongue for fun and profit
Apr 04, 2025
S5E20 – I mean, who doesn’t pee in plastic cups
Mar 26, 2025
S5E19 – Siblings: Who needs enemies when you have siblings
Mar 19, 2025
S5E18 – Maria: You say geriatric pregnancy one more time…
Mar 13, 2025
S5E17 – When MLK said he had a dream, I don’t think it was this
Mar 05, 2025
S5E16 – Camps: Because boarding school is too expensive
Feb 26, 2025
S5E15 – Irving: The Brady Bunch for the 21st Century
Feb 19, 2025
S5E14 – Why do children express their love through fecal matter?
Feb 12, 2025
S5E13 – Homework: A little slice of hell each night
Feb 05, 2025
S5E12 – Keke: Dreaming of Manhattan from Cullman Alabama
Jan 29, 2025
S5E11 – I’m sad that you don’t mispronounce my name
Jan 22, 2025
S5E10 – New Years: Midnight is so freaking late
Jan 15, 2025
S5E9 – Gwen: Y’all are why we can’t have nice things
Jan 08, 2025
S5E8 – Being sharped tongued is not a joke about lesbians
Jan 02, 2025
S5E7 – Christmas: Ba F***ing Humbug
Dec 25, 2024
S5E6 – Jessica: Ms. Cotton if ya nasty
Dec 18, 2024
S5E5 – How not to avoid flying bugs
Dec 13, 2024
S5E4 – Thanksgiving: Will someone else f**king cook this meal
Dec 05, 2024
S5E3 – Lisa: A Jersey girl just trying to do her best
Nov 27, 2024
S5E2 – You want to meet Bloody Mary?
Nov 20, 2024
S5E1 – Stress: If you’re not stressed are you even parenting?
Nov 13, 2024
S5E0 – False starts and broken promises Vol. 2
Nov 06, 2024
Season 4 Finale – Best season so far
Oct 30, 2024
Rebecca – Bonus moms are awesome
Oct 24, 2024
I got spanked as a kid and all I turned out okay-ish
Oct 16, 2024
Screen Time – Please stop googling boobs!
Oct 09, 2024
Judith – You called my son a WHAT?
Oct 02, 2024
Do you even know what autistic means?
Sep 25, 2024
School – We’re running out of new ideas here, please help!
Sep 18, 2024
Jeremiah – When you’re a Texas boy, the world is your toilet
Sep 11, 2024
You better take your d*mn medication, before I wring your neck
Sep 05, 2024
Isolation – How the heck do you make new parent friends?
Aug 28, 2024
Brian – I don’t care if your 19, you’re still my little baby boy
Aug 21, 2024
Just keep arguing with me, let’s see how well that works out for you.
Aug 14, 2024
Back to School – Get the h*ll out of my house and go to school
Aug 07, 2024
Tera – Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can move out.
Jul 31, 2024
Did you eat a dead animal before you got in this car?
Jul 24, 2024
Cruise – It’s okay to leave your child in a foreign country, right?
Jul 17, 2024
Jess – Why is the adoption process kind of icky?
Jul 10, 2024
Nailing a window shut isn’t a fire hazard is it?
Jul 03, 2024
Summer Plans – Why can’t the school year last 12 months?
Jun 26, 2024
Ruth – Back by popular demand
Jun 19, 2024
As a white man, can I say “black people food” without offending people?
Jun 12, 2024
Field Trips – The hell of wrangling tweens
Jun 03, 2024
Mollie – You want to major in what?
May 29, 2024
Truth from the mouth of babes
May 22, 2024
Cleanliness – Season 4 Intro and you are the reason we have ants in the house
May 15, 2024
Season 3 Finale – We will be back on May 15th, 2024
Apr 23, 2024
Alyse – Why do they let teenagers in the military to get married?
Apr 16, 2024
Resentment – Oh come on, you know you resent them a little too
Apr 09, 2024
Lies We Tell Our Kids – Yes sweetie, of course Santa is real
Apr 02, 2024
Tim – Our first celebrity
Mar 27, 2024
Missing School – I don’t care if you have TB, you’re going to school
Mar 18, 2024
Birthdays – This is why you ain’t getting S**T!
Mar 12, 2024
LeeAnn – Sweet Demon Child o’mine
Mar 04, 2024
Power Struggles – Because I said so is very much a legitimate response
Feb 26, 2024
Hormones – Is it too late to get them on puberty blockers if they’re 13?
Feb 20, 2024
Teasha – Ma’am I don’t who that child belongs to
Feb 12, 2024
Extra Curriculars – But I don’t want to drive you to soccer practice, I want to sit on the couch and drink wine
Feb 06, 2024
Friends – Why your kids and you need them, so you don’t go completely crazy
Jan 30, 2024
Comedian Melissa – Who doesn’t love to laugh at creepy men going to a strip club
Jan 22, 2024
Snow Days – Please let me let my kids go back to school
Jan 17, 2024
New Years – Who thought it would be fun to stay up till Midnight, with kids?
Jan 08, 2024
Ashton & Emily – Young parents doing a much better job than us old fogies
Jan 01, 2024
Christmas – Don’t ask for nothing, you knew Christmas was coming
Dec 27, 2023
Teachers – We don’t know how y’all do it, but thank you
Dec 18, 2023
Melissa – When 5 kids isn’t enough, adopt some more
Dec 14, 2023
Eating – And why can’t we have pizza 5 days in a row
Dec 04, 2023
Thanksgiving – Sometimes it’s not just the turkey that needs it’s neck wrung
Nov 28, 2023
Aaron – Learn how to parent from a professional
Nov 20, 2023
Attitude- I’m gonna slap the sh*t out of you if you call me bruh one more time
Nov 13, 2023
Halloween – Season 3 Introduction and going to the rich neighborhood to beg for candy
Nov 07, 2023
False Starts and Broken Promises
Oct 31, 2023
Season Finale – We will be back on October 30th, 2023
Oct 02, 2023
Dru – Woman, Mother, Grandmother, and all around bada$$
Sep 25, 2023
Cellphones – Satan himself couldn’t have made a more terrible machine
Sep 18, 2023
Memory – It’s called Mom brain, and who are you again
Sep 11, 2023
Lindsey – Parenting through the eyes of an adoptee
Sep 05, 2023
Alcohol – I don’t have a drinking problem I have kids
Aug 28, 2023
Extended Families – Why our parents were lucky enough to have cousins who could help babysit
Aug 21, 2023
Nancy – A Texas girl with California dreams
Aug 14, 2023
Marriage – And other reasons why you should remain childless
Aug 11, 2023
Anger – How to gently redirect your child’s murderous impluse
Aug 02, 2023
Catherine – Single mom’s are a special kind of tough
Jul 24, 2023
Hygiene – When do children finally learn to smell their own stank?
Jul 17, 2023
Chores – When letting them sit in their own filth doesn’t always work
Jul 10, 2023
EJ – The wonderland of NOT having kids
Jul 03, 2023
Stealing – They steal from you, you steal their hopes and dreams
Jun 26, 2023
Fighting – How to profit from your children fighting
Jun 19, 2023
Ruth – Learn of Jason’s villain origin story
Jun 12, 2023
Homework – At what point do you just pay for a tutor
Jun 05, 2023
Pouting – If you say something under your breath one more time….
May 29, 2023
Pete – Musing of parenthood of from a silver fox
May 22, 2023
Bullying – Does anyone know how to stop your kids from being the bully?
May 08, 2023
Puberty – Discussions of questionable hygiene
May 02, 2023
Kim and Jessica – Lesbian parenting shenanigans
Apr 10, 2023
Vacations – How to not murder your children while at Disney
Apr 03, 2023
Lying – Season 2 Introduction and how to teach a toddler how to cuss
Mar 27, 2023
Crystal – Look me in the eye when you’re pooping your pants
Mar 20, 2023
COVID – Where did 2020 go
Mar 15, 2023
Foster families – It takes a village
Jun 13, 2022
Dasha – The magic of flying cockroaches
May 23, 2022
Education – How the h*ll did anyone survive teaching their kids during the COVID lockdowns
May 16, 2022
David – Ms. Billie’s Husband is gonna kill me
May 09, 2022
Childcare – How a second mortgage can help you afford childcare
May 02, 2022
Gwen – Dealing with Daddy Issues
Apr 25, 2022
Discipline – The episode where you finally see why we’re bad parents
Apr 18, 2022
Sandra – How to tackle your teenage daughter when she starts mouthing off
Apr 11, 2022
Jason and Zane’s journey to fatherhood
Mar 11, 2022
Jennifer’s journey to motherhood
Mar 11, 2022