Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

By Benson and Benzine

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Two great friends having ridiculous conversations about anything and everything. And sometimes lettuce.

Episode Date
Greg "Greg" Benson's Impressive Impressions
May 17, 2026
Look Out, It's Time For Popcorn!
May 10, 2026
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK
Apr 26, 2026
No One Wallows In Sadness While They're Jogging
Apr 19, 2026
Never Offer a Cupcake to a T-Rex
Apr 05, 2026
What Up, Hollywood?
Mar 29, 2026
A Most Leafy Discourse
Mar 22, 2026
A Sequence of Sequins
Mar 15, 2026
Keepin' It Freshizzie
Mar 08, 2026
You Can't Spell Appointment Without Ointment
Mar 01, 2026
Lovely Lady Lumps
Feb 22, 2026
An Inconvenient Lettuce
Feb 15, 2026
A Shocking Title To Trick You Into Listening
Feb 08, 2026
This Hack Turns Eczema Into CASH MONEY!!
Feb 01, 2026
Oooh My Pope Tongue!
Jan 25, 2026
Happy New Year! Let's Lie to the Polish Guy!
Jan 05, 2026
2025 Christmas Spectacular
Dec 29, 2025
Never Elect a Horse to the Senate
Dec 22, 2025
this is SICK bro
Dec 15, 2025
Five Ways a Human Being Could Turn Into a Head of Lettuce
Dec 07, 2025
How To Make 1 Million Dollars In 3 Years
Nov 23, 2025
THE SEXPISODE
Nov 16, 2025
Never Oil Up Your Chest Before Getting a Pacemaker
Nov 09, 2025
Whimsical Tales and Unpredictable Banter
Nov 02, 2025
The @#^! Episode
Oct 26, 2025
Height Doesn't Matter As Long As You're Sitting
Oct 19, 2025
Life is something about being resentful and something
Oct 12, 2025
How to Start a Conversation
Oct 05, 2025
Feel Like We Don't Talk Enough About Pippi Longstocking, Which Is Bad
Sep 28, 2025
Play Trysty For Me
Sep 21, 2025
Put On Your Rubbing Pants
Sep 14, 2025
Craig Has The Runs
Sep 07, 2025
Never Wear Shorts to The Rapture
Aug 31, 2025
Guns Don't Kill People, James Gunn Kills People
Aug 24, 2025
How To Install a Door Handle
Aug 17, 2025
Muck McJackson Married His Shotgun
Aug 13, 2025
How to Become a Multimillionaire
Aug 03, 2025
Startin' Box
Jul 27, 2025
Greg Wrote a Sequel to We Bought a Zoo?
Jul 20, 2025
Why the Original Superman Is the Best Superhero Movie (According to Greg)
Jul 13, 2025
How to Get FREE Brain Surgery!
Jul 06, 2025
The Episode Where We're Eating the Whole Time
Jun 29, 2025
How to Stop a Burglar
Jun 22, 2025
Don't Talk the Talk If You Can't Talk the More Talk
Jun 15, 2025
How To Make Friends At Parties
Jun 08, 2025
Alternate Facts About Socrates
Jun 01, 2025
Greg Calls His Mom
May 25, 2025
Bring Your Own Lotion
May 18, 2025
Ten Easy Ways to Become a Millionaire
May 11, 2025
Nosegay Doesn't Mean What You Think It Does
May 04, 2025
The LIVE Pea Ness Episode
Apr 27, 2025
How To Become The Boxing Heavyweight Champion Of The World
Apr 20, 2025
You Made It Boring, I Made It Exciting
Apr 13, 2025
How To Rob Someone at Gunpoint
Apr 06, 2025
Chest Fat
Mar 30, 2025
Never Open a Cold Lamp Store
Mar 23, 2025
The Rear End Episode
Mar 16, 2025
Someone Will Be Murdered During This Episode
Mar 09, 2025
Five Untrue Facts About Lettuce
Mar 02, 2025
Suck it, World!
Feb 23, 2025
Embarrassing Pooping In Public Stories EXPLAINED!
Feb 16, 2025
Eat Well, Exercise, Die Anyway
Jan 19, 2025
Christmas 2024 Spectacular!
Dec 25, 2024
How to Make Friends With Strangers
Dec 01, 2024
Top 5 Davids Who Aren't Famous
Nov 24, 2024
Gerald Ford Had Beautiful, Soft Hands
Nov 18, 2024
Special Election Report
Nov 10, 2024
Insert Hilarious Title Here
Nov 03, 2024
How to Join a Cult
Oct 27, 2024
We Walked We Talked We Ate Pie
Oct 21, 2024
Jack Nicholson Will Have the Pancakes
Oct 13, 2024
How To Avoid The Sadness
Oct 06, 2024
Never Pay a Lawyer to Tie Your Shoes
Sep 29, 2024
Lomo Saltado Isn't Mentioned Until the Very End
Sep 22, 2024
Sometimes People Sprout Oranges
Sep 15, 2024
Acronyms-a-Plenty!
Sep 08, 2024
An Open-Faced Sandwich is an Incomplete Sandwich
Sep 01, 2024
How to Have Conversations at Parties
Aug 25, 2024
A Recipe For Disaster
Aug 18, 2024
Top 6 1/2 tips for how to have better sleeping habits for sleep
Aug 11, 2024
Christmas Prostitutes
Aug 04, 2024
You Might Be a Furry If
Jul 28, 2024
Fart Parts
Jul 21, 2024
Jennifer Aniston's Stabbin' Pencils
Jul 15, 2024
100th Episode Spectacular!
Jul 07, 2024
Three Ways to Cure a Hangnail
May 26, 2024
Facts About Laundry That Might Surprise You!
May 19, 2024
How to Sell a Baby on eBay
May 12, 2024
Craig Gets Hit By a Car
May 05, 2024
Here's the Thing
Apr 21, 2024
How to Make a Horse Eat Lasagna
Apr 14, 2024
Always Apologize to Your Waitress
Apr 07, 2024
Mundane Plumbing Discussion
Mar 17, 2024
Let's Smell the Microphone!
Mar 10, 2024
The $1000 Episode
Mar 03, 2024
How To Get 5% Off
Feb 25, 2024
How to Get Away with Murder
Feb 12, 2024
The Hoity-Toity Hoi Polloi Episode
Feb 04, 2024
Craig is Sleepy AND Craig is Sleepy
Jan 28, 2024
Top Ten New Years Resolutions
Jan 14, 2024
Christopher Nolan's Tote Bag Extravaganza
Dec 24, 2023
The Very Silly Then Very Serious Episode
Dec 17, 2023
Craig Has Too Many Rhyming Rules
Dec 10, 2023
Craig's Funniest Episode
Dec 03, 2023
Leaf Blower Trauma
Nov 26, 2023
How to Placate a Violent Raccoon
Nov 19, 2023
The Beatles New Song & Rare Studio Chatter
Nov 13, 2023
No Surprises Whatsoever
Nov 05, 2023
Do Not Smear Eye Cream on Your Saxophone
Oct 29, 2023
Craig Shaves His Beard
Oct 22, 2023
The Darkest Podcast Episode in History
Oct 08, 2023
It's Better to be Moist Than Dry
Oct 01, 2023
Please Do Not Bring Your Bowling Balls to Starbucks
Sep 24, 2023
Craig Admits He's Racist
Sep 17, 2023
What Happened to Lady Gaga's Meat Dress?
Sep 10, 2023
Labor Day Special
Sep 04, 2023
Craig & Greg Swap Places
Aug 20, 2023
Adele's Famous Meat Muffins
Aug 13, 2023
Craig Shaves a Cat
Aug 06, 2023
There Are No TVs in Wisconsin
Jul 30, 2023
Real People Being Real
Jul 23, 2023
Two Guys Walking About Lettuce
Jul 16, 2023
Vermont is Full of Derelicts
Jul 09, 2023
FAX to the MAX!
Jul 02, 2023
Genuine Excitement
Jun 25, 2023
Moist People
Jun 18, 2023
Kirk Cameron is Possessed by Satan
Jun 11, 2023
Special Guest GREG BENSON!
Jun 04, 2023
Special Guest CRAIG BENZINE!
May 28, 2023
A Population of Humans
May 21, 2023
What's the Best On Screen Death?
May 14, 2023
Craig Really Doesn't Think This Should be an Episode
May 07, 2023
The Will Ferrell Episode
Apr 30, 2023
A Special Kind of Derek
Apr 23, 2023
How to Stop a Bear Attack
Apr 16, 2023
I Was a Little Man Whore
Mar 26, 2023
The Religion and Politics Episode
Mar 19, 2023
Best Episode Ever!
Mar 12, 2023
Optimist Prime
Mar 05, 2023
Huge Clown Pants
Feb 26, 2023
43 - Bend Over Mr. President
Feb 19, 2023
42 - Garbanzo Beans
Feb 12, 2023
41 - Bonjour Bitches!
Feb 05, 2023
40 - The Untitled Episode
Jan 29, 2023
39 - Whore Dog
Jan 22, 2023
38 - The Fancy Episode
Jan 15, 2023
Crotch Mug
Jan 08, 2023
Let's Talk About Elon Musk
Jan 01, 2023
Craig Came Up With This Title
Dec 25, 2022
Genius Penius
Dec 18, 2022
The Title Doesn't Matter
Dec 11, 2022
You Can't Build Houses After You Die
Dec 04, 2022
Toddlers Don't Exist
Nov 27, 2022
The Creamed Cornversation
Nov 20, 2022
Joke Book Store
Nov 13, 2022
All Lettuce All The Time
Nov 06, 2022
Anything Can Explode If You Try Hard Enough
Oct 30, 2022
A Lot of People Love Beer starring Kim Kardashian Taylor Swift & Ethereum Crypto
Oct 23, 2022
Joyce DeWitt
Oct 16, 2022
Time to Administer Panic!
Oct 09, 2022
Pope House
Oct 02, 2022
Covid Comedy Caravan
Sep 25, 2022
Prepare to Be Disappointed
Sep 18, 2022
More People Should Smoke
Sep 11, 2022
The One with a Horrible Ending
Sep 04, 2022
Anything But Hank (but actually, yes, Hank)
Aug 28, 2022
Universally Nothing
Aug 21, 2022
Jonas Salk and Also Jonas Salk
Aug 14, 2022
Burger King Foot Lettuce
Aug 07, 2022
Boxcar Willie: America's Favorite Hobo
Jul 31, 2022
The Live Episode
Jul 24, 2022
Yes, And Orange Juice
Jul 17, 2022
Brouhaha Comedy Beer
Jul 10, 2022
Do Not Microwave Your Cat
Jul 03, 2022
Hash Tag Elian Gonzalez
Jun 26, 2022
Joke Sandwiches
Jun 19, 2022
A Group of Hair
Jun 12, 2022
Ladypower
Jun 05, 2022
My Hands, Your Face
May 29, 2022
Romeo, Juliet & Steve
May 22, 2022
The Meaning of Life
May 15, 2022
How to Rob a Bank
May 08, 2022
A New Hope
Apr 29, 2022