Good Children

By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Subscribers: 14
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Episodes: 163

DK
 Apr 9, 2024
Their Long Island accents are amazing. They're so funny and it's a joy to listen to their unique friendship, chemistry, point of view

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Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!


Episode Date
DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR
Dec 24, 2024
Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City
Dec 18, 2024
Why Does Santa Punish Us?
Dec 11, 2024
Are Christmas Carolers Okay?
Dec 04, 2024
The Perks of Touching Grass
Nov 27, 2024
Thanksgiving When You're Gay and Italian and In Your 20s
Nov 20, 2024
Do Gays Need Gay Friends?
Nov 13, 2024
Our Friendship Was Over
Nov 05, 2024
The Partying Will Catch Up To You
Oct 30, 2024
Halloween Horror Stories
Oct 23, 2024
Are All Priests Gay? & Sick Days
Oct 16, 2024
Charli and Troye (also, we're going on tour. check the bio. for real.)
Oct 09, 2024
The Halloweentown Reunion
Oct 02, 2024
The War on Apple Picking
Sep 25, 2024
Yasmine Sahid Fan Club
Sep 18, 2024
Talking About The SATs Again...
Sep 11, 2024
Operation Green Acres
Sep 04, 2024
Kelon Campbell Radically Accepts Terri Joe
Aug 28, 2024
When Jenny Comes Calling
Aug 20, 2024
Ranking Fruit
Aug 14, 2024
The Bottom of Brooklyn
Aug 07, 2024
Ribs by Lorde
Jul 31, 2024
Food Noise
Jul 24, 2024
The Riverhead Holiday Inn
Jul 17, 2024
Boman Martinez-Reid is Made For TV
Jul 10, 2024
Chimes and Punishment
Jul 03, 2024
Kim Chi Can Do It All
Jun 26, 2024
Sympathy is a knife
Jun 19, 2024
Bears In The Woods
Jun 12, 2024
A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay
Jun 05, 2024
The 100th Episode
May 29, 2024
Jake Shane on Taylor Swift, GIRLS & Grindr
May 22, 2024
It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again
May 15, 2024
Blacking Out At House Of Yes
May 08, 2024
Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel
May 01, 2024
Double F's At Football Camp
Apr 24, 2024
April: Through The Years
Apr 17, 2024
Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics
Apr 10, 2024
Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?
Apr 03, 2024
Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia
Mar 27, 2024
How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs
Mar 20, 2024
Bagpipes
Mar 13, 2024
Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)
Mar 06, 2024
The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang
Feb 28, 2024
The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked
Feb 21, 2024
Your Singing Voice Develops At 30
Feb 14, 2024
100 First Dates
Feb 07, 2024
I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow
Jan 31, 2024
The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes
Jan 24, 2024
You Get To Exhale Now, Totino
Jan 10, 2024
A Rise From Grace
Jan 03, 2024
Well, It's Over (2023)
Dec 27, 2023
How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas?
Dec 20, 2023
A Little Bit of TLC
Dec 14, 2023
The Year Without a Santa Claws
Dec 14, 2023
Homo Loan
Dec 14, 2023
Drowning In The Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog
Nov 22, 2023
Potential Friendship Breakup Song
Nov 15, 2023
Cocktail Hour
Nov 08, 2023
The Get A Boyfriend Challenge
Nov 01, 2023
Being Pathetic For Attention
Oct 25, 2023
Andrew's Got A Date With A Vampire
Oct 18, 2023
A Leaf Of Faith
Oct 11, 2023
A Leaf Of Faith [video]
Oct 11, 2023
Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive) [video]
Oct 04, 2023
Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive)
Oct 04, 2023
Riding in Cars with Twinks
Sep 27, 2023
Riding in Cars with Twinks [video]
Sep 27, 2023
F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II)
Sep 20, 2023
F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II) [video]
Sep 20, 2023
FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club
Sep 13, 2023
FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club [video]
Sep 13, 2023
Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter [video]
Sep 06, 2023
Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter
Sep 06, 2023
Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children [video]
Aug 30, 2023
Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children
Aug 30, 2023
I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay
Aug 23, 2023
I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay [video]
Aug 23, 2023
Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge [VIDEO]
Aug 16, 2023
Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge
Aug 16, 2023
The Bachelor Party
Aug 09, 2023
The Bachelor Party [VIDEO]
Aug 09, 2023
Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi [VIDEO]
Aug 02, 2023
Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi
Aug 02, 2023
Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party?
Jul 26, 2023
Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party? [VIDEO]
Jul 26, 2023
Food Court [VIDEO]
Jul 19, 2023
Food Court
Jul 19, 2023
Boys State
Jul 12, 2023
Boys State [VIDEO]
Jul 12, 2023
Rainy Days And Nights In L.I.
Jul 05, 2023
Rainy Days And Nights In L.I. [VIDEO]
Jul 05, 2023
Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee [VIDEO]
Jun 28, 2023
Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Jun 28, 2023
Queer Pressure [VIDEO]
Jun 21, 2023
Queer Pressure
Jun 21, 2023
Escape From Shelter Island [VIDEO]
Jun 14, 2023
Escape From Shelter Island
Jun 14, 2023
Transformation Tuesday [VIDEO]
Jun 07, 2023
Transformation Tuesday
Jun 07, 2023
Hi Hater
May 31, 2023
Hi Hater [VIDEO]
May 31, 2023
Last Day of School [VIDEO]
May 24, 2023
Last Day of School
May 24, 2023
The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive
May 17, 2023
The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive [VIDEO]
May 17, 2023
Jillian Michaels For Prison
May 10, 2023
Jillian Michaels For Prison [VIDEO]
May 10, 2023
Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox) [VIDEO]
May 03, 2023
Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox)
May 03, 2023
The Farmville Moms Reunion Special
Apr 12, 2023
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO]
Apr 05, 2023
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ
Apr 05, 2023
Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas
Mar 29, 2023
Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas
Mar 29, 2023
Video: The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz
Mar 24, 2023
The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz
Mar 22, 2023
Video: The Dangers of Marijuana
Mar 15, 2023
The Dangers of Marijuana
Mar 15, 2023
The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Mar 08, 2023
Video: The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Mar 08, 2023
Video: The Long Island Hunger Games
Mar 01, 2023
The Long Island Hunger Games
Mar 01, 2023
video: the next george santos
Feb 22, 2023
the next george santos
Feb 22, 2023
an (uncut) improvised date
Feb 14, 2023
cupid’s chokehold
Feb 08, 2023
No Homo
Feb 01, 2023
How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum
Jan 25, 2023
Sixth Grade Fight Club
Jan 18, 2023
We Need Assemblies For Adults
Jan 11, 2023
A Very Good Christmas Special
Dec 20, 2022
What Dreams Are Made Of (LIVE SHOW)
Dec 06, 2022
Everyone Had A Trampoline But Me
Nov 30, 2022
Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
Nov 16, 2022
Health Class
Nov 09, 2022
When Will We Stop Hating Ourselves?
Nov 02, 2022
Twitches Take Halloweentown
Oct 26, 2022
Being Gay On YouTube
Oct 19, 2022
It All Goes Downhill After 4th Grade
Oct 12, 2022
BAD INFLUENCES: virginity & boston (First 10 Minutes)
Oct 07, 2022
Grindr In Your Hometown
Oct 05, 2022
Coming Out
Sep 28, 2022
English Teachers Are Allies
Sep 22, 2022
Disney Adults Anonymous
Sep 14, 2022
F.A.Q.QOTS
Sep 07, 2022
Slenderman Is A Twink
Aug 31, 2022
My Super Sweet 16
Aug 24, 2022
Remember When Frozen Yogurt Came Up?
Aug 17, 2022
Sports (But In A Gay Way)
Aug 10, 2022
Fighting For Your Life At Gymnastics Parties
Aug 03, 2022
Repressed Theater Gays
Jul 27, 2022
Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure
Jul 20, 2022
Growing Pains
Jul 13, 2022
Abroad Changed Me
Jul 06, 2022
Can You Push Me In The Pool?
Jun 29, 2022
Gay Serial Killers
Jun 22, 2022
Best of Both Worlds
Jun 15, 2022
Ogre 4 Ogre
Jun 08, 2022
Locked In The Closet
Jun 01, 2022
Leave It All To Me
May 18, 2022
The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza
May 11, 2022
Meet You At The Mall
May 04, 2022