Perfect Person
By Miles Bonsignore
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Episodes: 209
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A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.
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208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)
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Jun 24, 2026 |
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206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)
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Jun 17, 2026 |
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205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)
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Jun 10, 2026 |
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204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)
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Jun 03, 2026 |
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203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)
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May 27, 2026 |
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202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)
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May 20, 2026 |
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201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)
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May 13, 2026 |
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200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)
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May 06, 2026 |
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199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler)
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto)
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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196: diss track about my dad going viral (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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195: catastrophically flooding a man's house (w/ Katie Marovitch)
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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194: my lover's ex girlfriend crashed our hookup (w/ Isabella Roland)
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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193: brutally sabotaging a fun local coffeeshop (w/ Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett)
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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192: bullied at karaoke by rival friend group (w/ Ethan Nestor)
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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191: my hot neighbor proposed to my boyfriend (w/ Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana)
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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190: forbidden workplace footsie with the office hottie (w/ Gareth Reynolds)
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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189: oops I stabbed my wonderful boss (w/ Ashby)
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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188: catching the serial floor pooper (w/ Jonathan Kirk)
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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187: accidentally sent kinky memes to my fiancé's mom (w/ Siobhan Thompson)
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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186: rescuing my b*ttplug from my crush's house (w/ Deison Afualo)
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley)
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart)
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle)
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth)
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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177: Astronaut Bachelors Compete For True Love (w/ Eric, Will , & Jay)
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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176: accidentally catfished my coworker after hitting his car (w/ Eddy Burback)
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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175: citizens arresting the cold brew catfish (w/ Sarah Doerner)
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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174: hooking up with two rival brothers in one night (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald)
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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172: confronting the demon haunting my house (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan)
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes)
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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156: betraying my unhinged coworker (w/ Jared Popkin)
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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155: we had another baby lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp)
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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153: I'm in love with my sperm donor (w/ Saracha)
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach, Keith & Rainie)
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia)
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May 28, 2025 |
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150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele)
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May 21, 2025 |
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149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia)
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May 14, 2025 |
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148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris)
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May 07, 2025 |
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147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (Durham LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James)
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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142: my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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139: prank calling listeners (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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138: confronting my brother for spending $6k on p*rno (w/ Jeremy Culhane)
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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137: besties with my cheating ex's parents (w/ Arasha Lalani)
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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136: Yassifying Horse Theft (w/ Anna Garcia)
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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135: my neighbor's getting freaky by the window (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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134: accidentally texted my boss my roleplay fanfic (w/ Geoffrey James)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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133: Sarah is pregnant again lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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132: sabotaging my workplace 'fun committee' (w/ Jonathan Hebert)
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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131: My widowed dad is too hot (w/ Zac Oyama)
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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130: shocking updates for 2024's Best Callers
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Jan 01, 2025 |
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129: nemesis caught me buying lube for my hamster (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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128: brother demands christmas bong (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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127: gaslighting a horse (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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126: catfished by my diabolical new roommate (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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125: my ass ruined my cousins wedding (w/ Olivia Sui)
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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124: my perfect man has a nightmare mustache (w/ Tommy Bowe)
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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123: rescuing a dumbass from a burning building
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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122: my ex-best friend killed my fish in cold blood (w/ JonnyCakes)
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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121: we got too stoned on the podcast: The Squeakquel (w/ Will Witwer)
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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120: my scientologist boss sabotaged my wedding (w/ Kendahl Landreth & Jordan Myrick)
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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119: humiliated by botched bedroom roleplay [LIVE!] (w/ Will Witwer & Sarah Bonsignore)
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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118: I'm being haunted by a horny ghost (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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117: defeating my strip club work nemesis (w/ Courtney Miller)
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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116: Cancelled by rival kickball team (w/ Vic Michaelis)
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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115: job interview for local orgy (w/ Jay Putnam)
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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114: citizens arresting a problematic caller (w/ Rainie Toll)
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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113: accidentally ruined my barista's life (w/ Geoffrey James & Reilly Anspaugh)
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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112: catfishing my landlord's widow (w/ Shayne Topp & Amanda Lehan-Canto)
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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111: Hunky Bachelors Compete For Love (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, & Jay Putnam)
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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110: my hookup killed songbirds for breakfast (w/ Chanse McCrary)
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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109: husband came home smelling like my ex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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108: Ted ruins the show (w/ Ted Nivison)
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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107: drama in my vampire roleplay group (w/ Erin Dougal)
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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106: cheater at game night gets death penalty (w/ Katherine Dudas)
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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105: ex boyfriend booty calls for face f*rt (w/ Kelsey Darragh)
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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104: my childhood bestie is dating Miley Cyrus (w/ Jared Popkin)
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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103: brutally humiliated at my local car wash (w/ Will & Rainie)
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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102: my office janitor wants me dead (w/ Rekha Shankar)
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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101: my bestie framed me for shoplifting (w/ Eric Striffler, Jake Baldino, and Mike Peterson)
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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100: boyfriend sent a d*ckpic to a bot (w/ Will Witwer)
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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99: Is it cringe to date my cousin? (w/ Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika)
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May 29, 2024 |
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98: my cat mauled my roommate (w/ Raina Morris)
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May 22, 2024 |
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97: my alien sex audiobook played at work (w/ Avital Ash)
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May 15, 2024 |
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96: Jonny hijacks the show to humiliate me (w/ JonnyCakes)
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May 08, 2024 |
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95: I found bones in my backyard... (w/ Spencer Agnew)
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May 01, 2024 |
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94: boyfriend sh*t his pants at the times square applebees (w/ Michelle Khare)
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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93: surprise brazilian waxed in front of crowd (w/ Reilly & Geoff)
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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92: fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman)
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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91: dropped my birthday cake running from the cops (w/ Angela Giarratana)
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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90: Bachelors Struggle To Romance Sexy Strangers (w/ Will, Eric & Jay)
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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89: beating the foot fetish allegations (w/ Jay Putnam)
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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88: embezzling from my sorority for funsies
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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87: we hired a "DIY sperm donor" (w/ Caitlin McGee)
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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86: stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld)
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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85: should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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84: toxic theatre department burn book (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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83: Bachelors Try To Find Love With Callers (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler & Jay Putnam)
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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82: bestie blames me for her public meltdown (w/ Nut)
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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81: ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong)
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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80: church choir villain wants me dead (w/ Jared Popkin)
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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79: new roommate secretly fed me her breastmilk (w/ Kelsey Darragh)
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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78: my hookup sleep-confessed his secrets... (w/ Jay Putnam)
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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77: stunning updates to 2023's BEST calls
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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76: my fiancé gave me the ick (w/ Cat Cohen & Pat Regan)
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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75: xmas gift for my rich furry bestie (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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74: masterplan to bang my study buddy (w/ Rainie & Will)
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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73: unfairly p*ssed myself publicly (w/ Damien Haas)
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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72: accidentally texted b***hole pic (w/ Emmy Hartman)
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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71: who the F**K ate my truffle pasta?? (w/ Carl Tart)
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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70: told him I was pregnant for revenge (w/ Becky Habersberger)
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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69: diss track for f**kboi (w/ Sam Reece)
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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68: my niece is secretly my daughter (w/ LaurDIY & Jeremy Lewis)
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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67: a masterclass in sexual overconfidence (w/ Reilly & Geoff)
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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66: bad boss fingers my work peanut butter (w/ Rainie & Will)
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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65: spooky ghost haunting my son (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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64: nightmare girls birthday trip (w/ Jon Gabrus)
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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63: stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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62: exit interview with my boss (w/ Zach Kornfeld)
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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61: my nemesis ruined karaoke night (w/ Mike Falzone)
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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60: we got too stoned on the pod again (w/ Will Witwer)
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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59: oops I banged all my roommates
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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58: cancelled by my ex bestie's diss track (w/ Rainie & Will)
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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57: revenge of the scorned cheater (w/ Jonny Cakes)
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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56: catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James)
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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55: booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh)
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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54: my roommate sh*t on the floor (w/ Geoffrey James)
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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53: Hot Girl Summer Goes Too Far... (w/ Jay Putnam)
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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52: Masterminding My Bestie's Breakup (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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51: Secret Sex Dungeon At Grandma’s House (w/ HBO LAX)
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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50: How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens)
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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49: Decoding Drunk Texts From My One Night Stand (w/ Rainie & Will)
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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48: Accidentally Frenching My Best Friends Crush (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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47: LARPing In The Bedroom (w/ Very Gay Paint)
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May 31, 2023 |
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46: Sociopathic Surprise Party (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)
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May 24, 2023 |
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45: Arrested By The Booty Patrol (w/ Hassan Khadair)
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May 17, 2023 |
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44: Locked Out Of My Dorm Naked (w/ Rainie & Will)
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May 10, 2023 |
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43: Nanny Cam Caught My Boss Cheating (w/ Ben Cahn & Emil DeRosa)
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May 03, 2023 |
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42: My Secret Sugar Daddy & The Potential BF
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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41: Roommate's Dead Rat In The Freezer (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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40: My Cheating Ex Still Texts My Mom (w/ Jena Friedman)
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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39: Kinkshaming My Best Friend's Dad (w/ Sarah Schauer)
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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38: Sexiest Tinder Bio Of All Time (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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37: Framed For Shaving With My Roomates Razor (w/ Michael Cruz Kayne)
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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36: Childhood Bully Wants To Be Besties (w/ Stanzi Potenza)
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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35: Dominatrix Seeking Day Job (w/ Amir Blumenfeld)
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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34: Catsitter Convicts Cheating Daddy (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Zach Noe Towers)
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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33: Secretly Boinking My Best Friend's Brother (w/ Kwesi James)
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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32: Secondhand Horny at the Jiffy Lube (w/ Trevor Evarts)
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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31: Insurrection At My Sorority (w/ Will Witwer)
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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30: Never Been Kissed (w/ Alan Starzinski)
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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29: I'm A Daddy Now (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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28: Revenge Against My Landlord's Son (w/ Sidney Raskind)
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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27: Tazing My Friend For Funsies (w/ Sequoia Holmes)
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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26: Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld)
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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25: Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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24: I Sabotaged Family Christmas At 3am
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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23: Being Horny Is Not A Crime (w/ Keith Habersberger)
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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22: Hot Girl Tummy Issues (w/ Geoffrey James)
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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21: Is It Bad To Bang My Ex-Boyfriend (w/ Becky Habersberger)
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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20: Gaslighting My Toxic Roommates (w/ Will Witwer)
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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19: Strategically Spicing Up Your Sex Life (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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18: Conspiring Against My Baby Niece (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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17: Catfishing My Wife (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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16: Ghosted By My Dream Girl (w/ Garrick Bernard)
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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15: She’s Just Jealous Of My Girlboss Grindset
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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14: My Toxic Boss's Baby Shower (w/ Kelsey Darragh)
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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13: Citizens Arresting My Moaning Neighbor (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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12: Rooming With My Nude Ex-Boyfriend (w/ Jay Putnam)
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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11: Kissing My Karate Sensei
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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10: Garlic Breath Boyfriend (w/ Rainie Toll)
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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9: We Got Too Stoned For The Podcast
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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8: Hooking Up At The Craft Store (w/ Arisce Wanzer)
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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7: Cockblocked By My Dog
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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6: Having A Baby Without Being Cringe (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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5: Trauma Dump Truck
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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4: Hostel Hookup Disaster (w/ Eric Striffler)
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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3: Uncovering A Horrendous Secret (w/ Will Witwer)
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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2: Humiliated By My Boss (w/ Eugene Lee Yang)
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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1: Get Kissed Quick Scheme (w/ Will Witwer)
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Welcome To Perfection: Show Trailer
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Jun 28, 2022 |