Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By Luke and Pete

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Episodes: 124

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

Episode Date
Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Dec 24, 2024
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
Dec 19, 2024
Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Dec 17, 2024
I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Dec 10, 2024
Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Dec 03, 2024
Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Nov 26, 2024
I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Nov 19, 2024
My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Nov 12, 2024
My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Nov 05, 2024
Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Oct 29, 2024
Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Oct 22, 2024
What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Oct 15, 2024
"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Oct 08, 2024
My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Oct 01, 2024
What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet
Sep 24, 2024
“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Sep 17, 2024
“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Sep 10, 2024
A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Sep 03, 2024
My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Aug 27, 2024
My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Aug 20, 2024
"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Aug 13, 2024
“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Aug 06, 2024
"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jul 30, 2024
“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jul 23, 2024
He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jul 16, 2024
“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jul 09, 2024
“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jul 02, 2024
Woman rejected and left distraught after making disclosure on dating site | EP94 Luke and Pete
Jun 25, 2024
My Girlfriend could make money selling feet pics should we do it? | EP93 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jun 18, 2024
HELP! I’m sleeping with a married man | EP92 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jun 11, 2024
Ashley Madison Website | what’s the point in cheating? | EP91 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jun 04, 2024
Teacher with big bum sleeps with pupils for attention | EP90 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
May 28, 2024
My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
May 21, 2024
Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
May 14, 2024
My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
May 07, 2024
Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 30, 2024
O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 23, 2024
Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 16, 2024
Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 09, 2024
"We've been dating 8 years and he won't marry me should I leave?" | EP82 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 02, 2024
Woman steals Sp*rm from hotel trash to get rich (allegedly) | EP81 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 26, 2024
"I cheat because my wife doesn't satisfy me and I don't feel bad" | EP80 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 19, 2024
“My boss keeps making racist jokes but I really need my job” | EP79 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 12, 2024
I cheated and fell pregnant now I don't know who the dad is! | EP78 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 05, 2024
My Girlfriend is pressuring me to get Cosmetic Surgery | EP77 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 27, 2024
Woman Arrested for sending 159,000 texts after first date | EP76 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 20, 2024
Im sleeping with my cousin should I tell his fiancée? | EP75 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 13, 2024
26-Year Secret Kept Innocent Man In Prison | EP74 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 06, 2024
Should women be forced to join the army too? And Vince McMahon | EP73 Luke and Pete Talking sheet
Jan 30, 2024
"I think my disabled friend is being used by a beautiful woman" | EP72 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jan 23, 2024
Trans Boxers allowed to fight Cis Women and Accidental Racism | EP71 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jan 16, 2024
Epstein Island List, Stephen Hawkins and Midwives Hate Men | EP70 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jan 09, 2024
#69 Changes | Black Boris, Blackface and the Baby’s here (kind of)
Jan 02, 2024
#68 Christmas Special 2023
Dec 26, 2023
#67 Stupidity | Mental strength, Superstar Famous and Mixed sex Prisons
Dec 19, 2023
#66 Getting Old | Overblown fear of STD’s, Old Vs Young and Finding the value of Money
Dec 12, 2023
#65 Struggle | Panic, Cost of Living and S*x for Rent
Dec 05, 2023
#64 Discipline | How to punish children, If we owned guns and Shame on you if you let me Shag
Nov 28, 2023
#63 Popularity | The courage to be disliked, Farts travel at 7MPH and is ok to date your friends ex?
Nov 21, 2023
#62 Deception | Study finds POORER men prefer women with BIGGER breasts and Pete’s apology
Nov 14, 2023
#61 Awkwardness | Tourettes Syndrome, Petes Gay friend and Girlfriend goes on date with colleague
Nov 07, 2023
#60 Captain Crook? | Sir captain Tom Moore and the off duty Pilot who tried to crash a plane
Oct 31, 2023
#59 Vulnerability | Arguing with yourself and “My girlfriend wants me to milk her!”
Oct 24, 2023
#58 African Mask | “I’m 27 Dating a woman with the Menopause, HELP!”
Oct 17, 2023
#57 Stress | “I slept with my mum’s boss!”
Oct 10, 2023
#56 ”I found hidden nudes on my boyfriends phone” | Live-Calls, Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Oct 03, 2023
#55 Love Rats-LIVE calls! | ”We’re both single so why does it feel wrong?”
Sep 26, 2023
#54 Your Dilemmas answered LIVE! | I cheated on my boyfriend at a weekender, what should I do?
Sep 19, 2023
#53 Infidelity | Pete’s too lazy to cheat, Masculinity and Macho boys
Sep 12, 2023
#52 The Anniversary | Pete’s big news, Long Live the Godfather and will Luke ever settle down?
Sep 05, 2023
#51 Would you lie for fame? | Mountaineer and the dying man and Ashamed of dating woman with a baby!
Aug 29, 2023
#50 Shallowness | Surface level dating and Side chick vs Wife, who’s more valued?
Aug 22, 2023
#49 Don’t Call Me Fat! | Lizzo the Fat Shaming Singer, 17 years for innocent man and Evolution
Aug 15, 2023
#48 Betrayal | If Pete had 40 wives, The snake in the grass and The Panty dropper
Aug 08, 2023
#47 Embarrassment | The W*nk sock, Kinky role play and the Cat that won’t leave the room.
Aug 01, 2023
#46 Education | Sex education videos, Indian accent VS Black street talk and Feeling inadequate
Jul 25, 2023
#45 Risk | P*nis Implant gone wrong, Blame the PH levels and Women cant take rejection
Jul 18, 2023
#44 Judgement | I Hate Hipsters, I’m not a pervert am I? Racist mans wife cheats with black man
Jul 11, 2023
#43 Outsiders | Short men and Fat women, Hollywood Dreams and Swingers getting jealous
Jul 04, 2023
#42 Time | Strip Clubs, Time Travel and Trusting your Partner
Jun 27, 2023
#41 Abstinence | No s*x for Luke for 90 days, Pete’s Pocket P*ssy returns and the Racist Tattoo
Jun 20, 2023
#40 Regrets | Dangerous Men and Women and Don’t sleep with too many women
Jun 13, 2023
#39 Success | Image Control, But Dad I love her and Weak men in the bedroom
Jun 06, 2023
#38 Worry | Benefit Cheat Pete, Lesbians stealing your girl and ”God take him too”
May 30, 2023
#37 The Mission | Suicide letter, Angry Jamaican man and a Dagger up the A*se
May 23, 2023
#36 Attraction | Sliding into Dm’s, where’s Petes love? and Lukes love mole
May 16, 2023
#35 Depression | Intrusive thoughts, Hypochondria and feminism
May 09, 2023
#34 Jody | Virtue signalling, Kinky bedroom antics, Angry driver
May 02, 2023
#33 Ego | Wanting to be liked, Life of crime and Dreams VS Love
Apr 25, 2023
#32 Attention | Negative comments, Do men get more attractive as they age? who’s been cheating?
Apr 18, 2023
*News* The Luke and Pete Hotline | Virgin Mary | Patreon clip
Apr 13, 2023
#31 The Metaverse | Is assault in a fake world real? Is this world fake? Charlotte are you a man?
Apr 11, 2023
#30 Jealousy | Charlotte and the Camel, MMA Fighter cheats and gets caught and Charles Bronson
Apr 04, 2023
#29 Desire | C*ck Blocking, Threes*mes and Dealing with Criticism
Mar 28, 2023
#28 Technology | Hitting Pigeons, Dog shoots Man and Self driving Cars
Mar 21, 2023
#27 Filth | Hair loss, Jealousy, Onlyfans and One night stands
Mar 14, 2023
#26 Revenge | Old beef, Dark Coffee and nearly going to prison
Mar 07, 2023
#25 Disgust | Wine belly, Asian toilets and the smelliest woman I ever dated
Feb 28, 2023
#24 Trust | Cheating Partners, Death, Knife crime and being let down
Feb 21, 2023
Valentine’s Day Special | Fantasies, Dirty Talk and the meaning of Love
Feb 14, 2023
#23 Intelligence | Battle of the B*stards, Street Smarts, The Perfect Partner
Feb 07, 2023
#22 Bullying | Roast Battles, Childhood problems, Dilemma Advice
Jan 31, 2023
#21 Shame and Guilt | Hygiene, Men on dating sites and Dilemmas
Jan 24, 2023
#20 Cosmetic Surgery | Beauty vs Brains, Michael Jackson, Female Bodybuilders
Jan 17, 2023
#19 War | Terrorism, giving money to the homeless, Royal family
Jan 10, 2023
#18 Heroes
Jan 03, 2023
#17 Masculinity
Dec 27, 2022
The 2022 Christmas Special
Dec 22, 2022
#16 Living Conditions
Dec 20, 2022
#15 Work
Dec 13, 2022
#14 Anger
Dec 06, 2022
#13 Fun
Nov 29, 2022
#12 Pornography
Nov 22, 2022
#11 Coincidence
Nov 15, 2022
#10 Animals
Nov 08, 2022
#9 Failure
Nov 01, 2022
#8 Addiction
Oct 25, 2022
#7 Lying
Oct 18, 2022
#6 Money
Oct 11, 2022
#5 Social Media
Oct 04, 2022
#4 Fear
Sep 27, 2022
#3 Parenting
Sep 20, 2022
#2 Fame
Sep 13, 2022
#1 Honesty
Sep 05, 2022