The Schmear Podcast
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Episodes: 60
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Welcome to The Schmear, a podcast hosted by Alyssa Burns & Hailey Wilson. We're cousins who grew up together & after many failed YouTube channels later, have decided to make a podcast to talk about all things life, family, pop culture, corporate America, and more.
Join us every week as we cackle & chive about the latest and greatest in our lives (and yours!)
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Can I Pull You for a Chat?
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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S4E7: BottleRock, Bird Attacks & Bad Decisions
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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S4E6: Klay Thompson, Explain Yourself (Feat. Megan Thee Stallion)
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May 01, 2026 |
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S4E5: Traumatized by Easter Ham
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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S4E4: Finales, Fame, and Future Apology Videos
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Mar 01, 2026 |
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S4E3: We’re Not Beating the Bad Outfit Era Allegations
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Feb 01, 2026 |
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S4E2: 2026 Is a Fever Dream
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Jan 01, 2026 |
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S4E1: Why We Stopped Talking for 672 Days
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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S3E9: This Week Was An Emotional Roller Coaster
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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S3E8: Think U The Sh*t, U Ain't Even a FART
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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S3E7: Pedro Drank 23 Servings of Heavy Whipping Cream
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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S3E6: New Year, New Schmear
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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S3E5: All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some more subscribers, too)
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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S3E4: Did Hailey Get Arrested?
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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S3E3: WE LOVE YOU CHILI'S!
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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S3E2: The Birthday Episode (Featuring Harry Styles' Bald Head)
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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S3E1: I Binged 148.5 Hours of Grey's Anatomy Straight Through
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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S2E20: Friday the 13th
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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S2E19: Tickets for Bilsonchella on Sale NOW
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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S2E18: We Left Reality TV for Shrek’s Swamp
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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S2E17: BRB Playing Quidditch
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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S2E16: Pumpkin Spice Lattes with Harry Jowsey
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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S2E15: Girl Math
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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S2E14: The Summer We Turned Pretty
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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S2E13: Rubbing Wayne Brady's Bald Head for Good Luck
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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S2E12: Our Experience on Silent Library
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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S2E11: I'm a Barbie girl, In a Barbie World
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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S2E10: Rizz vs. Glizz(y)
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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S2E9: The Bilson Bunch
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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S2E8: Kim Kardashian on Bachelor in Paradise
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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S2E7: FOR ALL THE DOGS
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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S2E6: Hot Dogs, Hangovers & a Hospital Visit… It’s Summer Baby
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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S2E5: A Hankering for Chinese Food
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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S2E4: The Muppets Red Flags
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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S2E3: Bethany Hamilton, The Weeknd, and Amar'e Stoudemire Walk Into a Bar....
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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S2E2: Banned from Lifetime Fitness
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May 26, 2023 |
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S2E1: We're Back!
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May 19, 2023 |
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S1E23: The Grand Finale
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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S1E22: Please Google 'Dingleberry' Before Listening
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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S1E21: Jack Black (& Papa John) Have Entered the Group Chat
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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S1E20: Something about Target Bathrooms
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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S1E19: Table Side Guac and Irina from Love is Blind
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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S1E18: Petition to Bring Back Blockbuster
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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S1E17: Going to Hawaii with The Rock
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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S1E16: Millennials vs. Boomers
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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S1E15: Who Bit the Tit?
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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S1E14: Pedro Pascal is Our Cool Slutty Daddy
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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S1E13: A Surprise Pregnancy
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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S1E12: Aly B spent $40,000 to see Drake?!
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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S1E11: *NSFW* My Friend Hooked Up with 50 Cent?!
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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S1E10: MASH ft. Leighton Meester and Gina Rodriguez
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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S1E9: Will You Accept This Schmear?
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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S1E8: Who Else Has the Hots for Tutter?
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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S1E7: Jenna Ortega is a NEPO baby?!
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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S1E6: The Dunkin' Debacle of 2022
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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S1E5: Certified Brain Rot Episode: Icks & Icons
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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S1E4: Hummers and Hamsters
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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S1E3: Homicidal Lobster
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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S1E2: Get The Elf Out of Here
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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S1E1: Welcome to The Schmear
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Nov 25, 2022 |