The Useless Hotline
By Max Balegde & George Clarke
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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The Boys Argue For 57 Minutes
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Oct 27, 2024 |
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The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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Millie & Liam Discuss Relationship Difficulties, Love Island Secrets and Liam Quitting Social Media!
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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This episode shouldn't be released...
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Sep 22, 2024 |
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Bambino Becky Reveals Problem with Sidemen Videos, See It Off Return and Meeting Taylor Swift
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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Max & George Discuss Early Social Media to Headlining Festivals, Max's Family Loss and more
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Sep 08, 2024 |
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Chloe Burrows Addresses Dating Rumours, Problem With INSIDE and Secrets of Reality TV
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Those Katie Price Pictures and Confronting Fans At Festivals!
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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What was wrong with the Olympics!? Ranking Nostalgic Games & Georges Secret Meal Deal
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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Ayame discusses relationship with Yuval, future dating and going viral!
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Aug 04, 2024 |
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Throwing £***,*** influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award?
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Jul 28, 2024 |
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Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back!
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA!
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Jun 30, 2024 |
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Max and Andrew FIGHT, Discuss Taylor Swift and Fall Back In Love
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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The truth about our tour... Is this the end of The Useless Hotline??
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May 19, 2024 |
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Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road…
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May 12, 2024 |
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Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life
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May 05, 2024 |
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What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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Max and George Discuss JoJo Siwa Controversy, Failing Fitness Challenge and more
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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CBB star Bradley Riches talks living with Sharon & Louis, Heartstopper season 3, and what’s next for him!
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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Rupaul’s Drag Race WINNER Tia Kofi talks UK vs The World cast, and fans reactions
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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ArthurTV and Arthur Hill Reveal Dating Preferences, Expose Embarrassing Secrets and the Truth Behind Platform Roullette
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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George Confronts Max On His Betrayal, Discuss Kate Middleton and Meeting Milly Bobby Brown!
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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Ash Holme Exposes Problems with Locked In and Jack Remington Reveal X Factor secrets
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Max & George Prank Called Arthur Tv and Plan Their Proposal!!
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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Max Reveals Secrets of Meeting Zendaya and Thoughts on THAT Billie Eilish Moment
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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Max & George Recap Biggest YouTube Cancelations, Do The Chubby Bunny & Cinnamon Challenges
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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Max reveals discussion with EKIN-SU and George talks relationship preferences
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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Max & Andrew Reveal Relationship Secrets and Rate George's Dating Profile!!
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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Max & George Blind Rank Each Other and React to Snape AI
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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Max and George Discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Being Banned From Hinge and New Years Ins & Outs
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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Max & George Have HEATED Argument Over Taylor Swift Tour, Football & Pete Davidson
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Joe Sugg & Caspar Lee Join Us For The Office Christmas Party!!
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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George Clarke discusses relationship with the sidemen, max reveals political mishap & blind rankings
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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Max & George discuss best & worst guest, celebrate one year of the pod and surprise gifts
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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Madam Joyce addresses Angry Ginge drama, reveals locked in secrets and talks about success of her podcast
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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George Clarke reveals all about his bike accident
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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Max and George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Max’s charity event, and rank Disney channel shows
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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Elle Brooke Discusses Her Private Videos Resurfacing, Kingpyn Drama & Dillon Danis Choking Drama
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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Max and George expose opinions on YouTubers, reveal the worst names and create their own sayings
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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Max and George talk SPOOKY Halloween dilemmas, comments on their clothing line & cancelling trick or treating
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkeey reveal HUGE announcement, discuss creepy co workers and play guess the celeb
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently!
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Bonus: Max and George Expose each Other's WhatsApps
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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Joe and George Baggs discuss why they left gogglebox, Lizzo drama and their favourite influencers
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkeey discuss how much influencers earn from brand deals, and Elphaba’s TikTok live behaviour
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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Max Balegde forgets he has a boyfriend & George Clarkey offers advice to cheating grandmother
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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Max reveals George’s Gay Side, they decide which Barbie they are and talk wet dreams
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium, the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions and find out who is most clever
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Anastasia Kings North talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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Max and George discuss Colleen Ballinger’s apology, Ekin and Davide breakup & Max has a breakdown
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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Caity Baiser Talks Relationship with Joel Corry, Virginity Story and Pranks the boys
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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Alan Carr discusses least favourite celeb guests, Rupaul’s Drag Race behind the scenes, and new TV show “Changing Ends”
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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Max and George discuss max’s controversy and toxicity within communities
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Max Balegde’s boyfriend Andrew tells all about their relationship, asks George about his dating life and discusses first date stories
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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Max Balegde exposes George Clarke with surprise interview on George’s childhood, dating and family life
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May 28, 2023 |
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Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere
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May 21, 2023 |
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Brookie and Jessie talk truth about Meghan Trainor friendship, going to JOJO Siwa’s house and making Amelia Dims go viral
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May 14, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners
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May 07, 2023 |
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George Clarkey Confronts Max Balegde about his Disney Problem, They Discuss What Happened in Tokyo and Sibling's OF
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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Arthur Hill talks experience with Sam Smith, sleeping with James Blunt and Tom Holland follow
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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Max & George discuss Ekin Su and Davide cheating rumours, relationship difficulties and have a surprise visit from Max’s boyfriend
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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Farmer Will and Jessie talk Fake Islanders, Casa Amor scandal and Villa Secrets
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Discuss Getting Engaged, New YouTubers and Dating Fans
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey have heated argument, play who’s most likely to and talk relatives flashing
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Max and George discuss Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury and sleeping with a best mates sibling
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Talia Mar talks turning down Sigala, Wedding plans and trying for a baby
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Max Balegde & GeorgeClarkey Reveal Their Relationship Status, Kissing Relatives & Sh*gging in a club
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Dec 25, 2022 |
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey expose fake celeb couples, Weird Xmas traditions and sh*gging a manager
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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Max Balegde & George Clarke Discuss Public Backlash, Ideal First Date and Wetting The Bed
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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Max and George talk criminal history, matching with family on Grindr and exposing yourself on Zoom
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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Max Balegde And George Clarkey Talk Quitting TikTok, Pranking The Internet And Horrible Advice
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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The Useless Hotline Trailer
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Nov 27, 2022 |