Fully Functional Parents
By Fully Functional Parents
Listen to a podcast, please open Podcast Republic app. Available on Google Play Store and Apple App Store.
Image by Fully Functional Parents
Category: Comedy Interviews
Open in Apple Podcasts
Open RSS feed
Open Website
Rate for this podcast
Subscribers: 0
Reviews: 0
Episodes: 408
Description
*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2024, 2025, and 2026!*
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
| Episode | Date |
|---|---|
|
Explain Yourself!
|
Aug 09, 2026 |
|
Pineapple: A Sex Thing?!
|
Aug 07, 2026 |
|
Silverware!
|
Jul 31, 2026 |
|
Teen Sex?! Blech!!!
|
Jul 27, 2026 |
|
Dave and Jan Go To The Bills Stadium!
|
Jul 24, 2026 |
|
OMG! Sooo Cute!! (Our Most Judgmental Episode Yet!)
|
Jul 20, 2026 |
|
The Secret to My Non-Success!
|
Jul 16, 2026 |
|
Up Your IPM, Supermarket Workers!
|
Jul 05, 2026 |
|
No! Sex You!!
|
Jul 02, 2026 |
|
Black Velvet, If You Please!
|
Jun 26, 2026 |
|
BEN SIEGEL! Why Are Your Front Windows Tinted?!
|
Jun 17, 2026 |
|
Priests with Beer Goggles?!
|
Jun 15, 2026 |
|
Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!
|
Jun 07, 2026 |
|
More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!
|
Jun 03, 2026 |
|
We’re Going to Key Your Car!
|
May 27, 2026 |
|
WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!
|
May 26, 2026 |
|
Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!
|
May 22, 2026 |
|
David’s Going to Space!!
|
May 16, 2026 |
|
Nose Oil!!
|
May 12, 2026 |
|
Do You Have Your Period?!
|
May 06, 2026 |
|
Barbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!!
|
May 02, 2026 |
|
A Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?!
|
May 01, 2026 |
|
Diary = Do Not Read!
|
Apr 29, 2026 |
|
Birds Do It!
|
Apr 25, 2026 |
|
What Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College?
|
Apr 24, 2026 |
|
What’s YOUR Social Security Number?!
|
Apr 18, 2026 |
|
Sneakers Are A Scam!!
|
Apr 16, 2026 |
|
Baby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again!
|
Apr 15, 2026 |
|
Donny J Christ!
|
Apr 14, 2026 |
|
Dirty Pleasure Songs!
|
Apr 11, 2026 |
|
Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!!
|
Apr 08, 2026 |
|
Paris 2026 Part Deux!!
|
Apr 06, 2026 |
|
Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?!
|
Apr 05, 2026 |
|
Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..
|
Mar 27, 2026 |
|
Very Boring Potpourri!
|
Mar 26, 2026 |
|
Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!
|
Mar 23, 2026 |
|
We See Your Panty Line!
|
Mar 22, 2026 |
|
A Shorty and Stubby One!
|
Mar 17, 2026 |
|
The Recap!
|
Mar 16, 2026 |
|
If This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!!
|
Mar 14, 2026 |
|
What IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio?
|
Mar 12, 2026 |
|
Eliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!!
|
Mar 07, 2026 |
|
Captain Obvious in Corporate America
|
Mar 05, 2026 |
|
Boobs and A Dickie!
|
Mar 04, 2026 |
|
What’s Going On, Paul Rudd? We Can Hang Out.
|
Feb 28, 2026 |
|
Couch Cracks!
|
Feb 25, 2026 |
|
Who is the Prophet Here?
|
Feb 23, 2026 |
|
Do Me A Solid! Don’t Say Crotch!
|
Feb 18, 2026 |
|
Hitting Roosters with Rocks!
|
Feb 16, 2026 |
|
Movers! And Pockets! and Tingles!
|
Feb 14, 2026 |
|
Flu Week!
|
Feb 13, 2026 |
|
Stop Whining! And Have a Dinner Party!
|
Feb 09, 2026 |
|
Double Episode: Hot Old Men like Colin Firth!
|
Feb 07, 2026 |
|
Sacrificing for Kids!
|
Feb 04, 2026 |
|
Call Your Parents! They Miss You!
|
Feb 02, 2026 |
|
Lies Lies Lies!!
|
Jan 30, 2026 |
|
Have You Tried David’s Cookies?!
|
Jan 27, 2026 |
|
Yo Yo Yo! It’s MTV Raps!
|
Jan 26, 2026 |
|
Idolizing Bad People!
|
Jan 23, 2026 |
|
Virtual Learning! IS It Learning?!
|
Jan 21, 2026 |
|
Jealous?! We’ve Got the Best Friends!!
|
Jan 19, 2026 |
|
Burial Plots?!
|
Jan 16, 2026 |
|
Objectively, Our Best Episode! (Go Bills!)
|
Jan 14, 2026 |
|
Bowling is the Macadamia Nut of Sports.
|
Jan 12, 2026 |
|
Tooths with Roots!
|
Jan 10, 2026 |
|
Shame, Shame, Shame. (Shaming David for All the Wrongs!)
|
Jan 07, 2026 |
|
I Didn’t Want to See My Friend’s Mom Naked!
|
Jan 06, 2026 |
|
Bravo. I went skiing.
|
Jan 03, 2026 |
|
Skiing in … 2023?!
|
Dec 29, 2025 |
|
DK Metcalf, Come On Now!!!
|
Dec 26, 2025 |
|
Holiday Gifts and Rick Moranis Giving Me the Tingles…
|
Dec 24, 2025 |
|
We Went to College!
|
Dec 22, 2025 |
|
Stuffing Your Stocking!
|
Dec 19, 2025 |
|
Aaron’s Super Power: Seeing Farts!
|
Dec 17, 2025 |
|
David’s Assessment of 4th Grade Girls: A Family Heirloom?!
|
Dec 16, 2025 |
|
The Pope-ener!!
|
Dec 15, 2025 |
|
What’s Your Superpower?!
|
Dec 11, 2025 |
|
Doubling Up with an Ode to Montreal!!
|
Dec 09, 2025 |
|
Pickles on Trees!
|
Dec 07, 2025 |
|
The Popomatic Bubble!
|
Dec 05, 2025 |
|
Guess What I Just Did in the Shower!!
|
Dec 03, 2025 |
|
A Showgirls Thanksgiving!
|
Nov 27, 2025 |
|
FFP VP: 2026!
|
Nov 26, 2025 |
|
Hanging with Mr. Cooper!
|
Nov 24, 2025 |
|
What’s for Dinner?!??
|
Nov 20, 2025 |
|
Why People Retire! and More Billy Joel!!
|
Nov 19, 2025 |
|
Friendsgiving 2025! Feed Me!!
|
Nov 17, 2025 |
|
Is Our Dog Trying to Kill Us?
|
Nov 14, 2025 |
|
No Complaining about My Complaining!
|
Nov 12, 2025 |
|
Appendicitis, a Sangeet and Pittsburgh! Oh My!
|
Nov 11, 2025 |
|
Googling People From Your Past: Never Good!!
|
Nov 07, 2025 |
|
Potpourri!!
|
Nov 06, 2025 |
|
An Accidental Arnold Schwarzenegger Retrospective!
|
Nov 04, 2025 |
|
How a C Section Works?!
|
Nov 03, 2025 |
|
She’s a Monster, Episode #22: Kid Concerts!
|
Nov 02, 2025 |
|
Hey Jealousy!!
|
Oct 31, 2025 |
|
Pavement!! True Love Always!!
|
Oct 30, 2025 |
|
Over sharing!
|
Oct 27, 2025 |
|
A Shorty About Matt Milano’s Cleat!
|
Oct 25, 2025 |
|
It’s Despicable What I Just Did In the Restaurant Bathroom!
|
Oct 22, 2025 |
|
Gwilty as Charged! Ding Dong Ditching!
|
Oct 19, 2025 |
|
Diaper Dog!!
|
Oct 17, 2025 |
|
Warning! Scam!! Kids’ Book Fairs!!
|
Oct 15, 2025 |
|
Women Don’t Flash!!
|
Oct 13, 2025 |
|
DB Sweeney! More Tales From Corporate America!
|
Oct 10, 2025 |
|
Full Moon Rising!
|
Oct 09, 2025 |
|
Sealy Posturepedic with Brown Streaks On It: The Buffalo Bills Loss!
|
Oct 06, 2025 |
|
Mushy Face!
|
Oct 03, 2025 |
|
David’s Idiosyncrasies!
|
Sep 30, 2025 |
|
7 Minutes in Heaven! Ever Been In A Closet?!
|
Sep 29, 2025 |
|
Hey Bryan Adams, WE Know What This Song is About!
|
Sep 28, 2025 |
|
Strangers!!
|
Sep 26, 2025 |
|
She’s a Monster: Episode 689: Kid Birthday Parties!
|
Sep 22, 2025 |
|
Spoiler Alert: A Tomothy Hanks Film!
|
Sep 18, 2025 |
|
The Birth of Julieann Moore!!
|
Sep 17, 2025 |
|
Business Cards: What Are They Good For?
|
Sep 15, 2025 |
|
BO! you know it!
|
Sep 13, 2025 |
|
Happy Birthday To ME! ME! ME!!
|
Sep 12, 2025 |
|
Donald the Doodler!
|
Sep 09, 2025 |
|
Killing Bunnies for Dinner! And Fighting Over Shotgun!
|
Sep 07, 2025 |
|
The Thing That Bonds Us: Total Recall!!
|
Sep 05, 2025 |
|
Stupid and Trivial!!
|
Sep 04, 2025 |
|
Getting Old! And Anesthetized!!
|
Aug 28, 2025 |
|
Starting High School and BluePlate Special!!
|
Aug 26, 2025 |
|
An Atlas to Bill’s Brain!
|
Aug 23, 2025 |
|
Interesting Thoughts vs Good Ideas!
|
Aug 20, 2025 |
|
What’s In Your Bag?!
|
Aug 18, 2025 |
|
Stop Being So Nice, You Monster!!
|
Aug 14, 2025 |
|
The Commodore’s Ball!
|
Aug 13, 2025 |
|
Don’t Worry, Ma’am, I’ll Put Away Your Cart!
|
Aug 12, 2025 |
|
I Am NOT Part of the Bills Mafia!
|
Aug 11, 2025 |
|
We Write an After School Special: Survival of the Fittest!
|
Aug 08, 2025 |
|
No, Charmin! We Won’t Enjoy the Go!
|
Aug 06, 2025 |
|
A Vain Off!
|
Aug 05, 2025 |
|
Ellen DeGeneres and Teenagers: You’re Canceled!!
|
Aug 04, 2025 |
|
That Last Pickle!
|
Aug 01, 2025 |
|
Oh! That’s What “Indoor Yard Work” Means! And a cliffhanger!!
|
Jul 31, 2025 |
|
The Meditations Of Marcus Arnold Aurelius Schwarzenegger!!
|
Jul 29, 2025 |
|
Did We Just Win Powerball?!
|
Jul 28, 2025 |
|
I See What You’re Watching!
|
Jul 25, 2025 |
|
Penis Bibs! and Taking a Limo to Red Lobster!
|
Jul 22, 2025 |
|
Torturing Teachers and Roommates!
|
Jul 19, 2025 |
|
Lick the Drip!! and Weighted Vests??
|
Jul 17, 2025 |
|
A Frank Lloyd Wright Masterpiece! and On the Air with Bill Burns!!
|
Jul 16, 2025 |
|
Parenting: The Musical (Dinner Theater!)
|
Jul 14, 2025 |
|
Being Forced to Eat Coleslaw at a Buffalo Bills Tailgate?!
|
Jul 13, 2025 |
|
Generated Perfect Thoughts: Putting the GPT in ChatGPT
|
Jul 11, 2025 |
|
WAG! Of Coach Dave!
|
Jul 09, 2025 |
|
I AM Ina Garten! ??
|
Jul 07, 2025 |
|
You Think You’re Having A Bad Day at Work?!
|
Jul 04, 2025 |
|
The Shame of Watching Sally Jessy Raphael!
|
Jul 03, 2025 |
|
Greasy Skin, Thinning Hair! Let’s Try Steroids! Together!
|
Jul 01, 2025 |
|
Marco Polo Is Sick of the Name Calling!
|
Jun 27, 2025 |
|
DWI: David Lies to Me! By Omission!!
|
Jun 26, 2025 |
|
I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs!
|
Jun 24, 2025 |
|
EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You!
|
Jun 23, 2025 |
|
David’s Mouth Guitar!
|
Jun 20, 2025 |
|
Lyric Lowdown: Blinded by the Light!
|
Jun 19, 2025 |
|
For Katie! The Most Thankless Job Ever!
|
Jun 18, 2025 |
|
A Beer Run in College!
|
Jun 17, 2025 |
|
Toupee for Today!
|
Jun 16, 2025 |
|
Priests: The Marrying Kind?!
|
Jun 13, 2025 |
|
Chopped Liver! Gefilte Fish! Culinary Delights!!
|
Jun 12, 2025 |
|
Aaron’s Decluttering Tip!
|
Jun 10, 2025 |
|
The Archives! I’m A Dollar Bill: Disney’s Next Big Hit!
|
Jun 07, 2025 |
|
Cut Your Fingernails!
|
Jun 06, 2025 |
|
Anxiety! The Pledge of Allegiance! Monika!
|
Jun 05, 2025 |
|
Sweaty in Public?’ How Rude!
|
Jun 03, 2025 |
|
How Rude! Jar Jar Binks Stole Steph’s Catchphrase!!
|
Jun 02, 2025 |
|
Grammar Time! Brought to You by Miriam Websterwitz!
|
May 30, 2025 |
|
A Number Between 68 and 70: Nice!
|
May 29, 2025 |
|
Rotisserie Chicken! It Swept The Nation!
|
May 28, 2025 |
|
Weenie Football! (David and his Goofball High School Friends!)
|
May 27, 2025 |
|
Selecting Beer on Principle!
|
May 26, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Monster Windshield!
|
May 24, 2025 |
|
Spoiler Alert! David’s Watching Star Wars!
|
May 23, 2025 |
|
We Can See What You’re Doing In Your Car, You Sickos!!
|
May 22, 2025 |
|
Is Your Ring Off While You Read Your Playboy?!
|
May 21, 2025 |
|
RFK Jr. on Naked and Afraid!
|
May 20, 2025 |
|
Davey! So Happy You Were Born!
|
May 19, 2025 |
|
The Archives! YOU’RE THE BEST!
|
May 18, 2025 |
|
Growing Up In NYC Wearing Sweaters!
|
May 15, 2025 |
|
Is That a Tweety Bird on My Ankle?
|
May 14, 2025 |
|
A Jewish Man and the Conclave!!
|
May 13, 2025 |
|
What Will Be The Tipping Point?
|
May 12, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Hook Hand! And Having No Game!
|
May 10, 2025 |
|
Betty Boop, Alcoholic?
|
May 09, 2025 |
|
Tennis Lessons Can Get Violent!
|
May 07, 2025 |
|
Pigs! Everywhere! And Salt N Pepa! And Daniel Radcliffe!!
|
May 06, 2025 |
|
Best Soundtrack Ever! and FFP is Now Sponsored by Hormel Chili!
|
May 05, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Teenage Body Chess! And Chicago, WHY Is It So Hard to Say You’re Sorry?!
|
May 03, 2025 |
|
Can You Handle It?! (Cleaning up after your dog!) And A Bra Fitting!
|
May 02, 2025 |
|
Where DO Birds Go At Night?
|
May 01, 2025 |
|
God Forbid David Apologizes to Me!!
|
Apr 30, 2025 |
|
Dancing Well at Weddings!
|
Apr 29, 2025 |
|
Prom Planning! And Architectural Plans to Accommodate Stinky People!
|
Apr 28, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Everyone Has Anxiety About Something! and Velcro Rocks!!
|
Apr 26, 2025 |
|
A Good Corporate Bullsh$&t Week!
|
Apr 25, 2025 |
|
It’s the Circle of Life!
|
Apr 23, 2025 |
|
Danny and Arnold! Twins!!
|
Apr 22, 2025 |
|
Jelly Bean Soup and Chocolate Bunny Hair! (Easter 2025!)
|
Apr 21, 2025 |
|
The Archives! We’ve Got A Bone to Pick With You, Granola!
|
Apr 19, 2025 |
|
A Confession!! and The End Of the Innocence!
|
Apr 18, 2025 |
|
Hey Friends! Are You Time Travelers?!
|
Apr 17, 2025 |
|
Pimp My Ride! (Stupid Things Adults Say!)
|
Apr 15, 2025 |
|
An Echo Attack!
|
Apr 14, 2025 |
|
The Archives! FFP’s 25th Makeout Anniversary! It’s Today!
|
Apr 12, 2025 |
|
THAT’S Farm to Table?!
|
Apr 10, 2025 |
|
That Goose Didn’t Have To Die for Your Pillow!!
|
Apr 09, 2025 |
|
The Famine! It Was BAD!
|
Apr 08, 2025 |
|
Cats on Journeys?! Click Bait for Me!!
|
Apr 07, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Dressing in One Color!!
|
Apr 05, 2025 |
|
We’re in Ireland! And Suffering From Reverse Jet Lag?!
|
Mar 31, 2025 |
|
Stopping is Optional!
|
Mar 28, 2025 |
|
I’d Rather Be… Puzzlin’!
|
Mar 26, 2025 |
|
Would You Still Ignore Me If We Were The Only Humans On Earth?
|
Mar 25, 2025 |
|
We Miss You, Gary Larson!
|
Mar 24, 2025 |
|
The Archives! FFP Teaches You Some Manners!!
|
Mar 22, 2025 |
|
Eating Each Other’s Underwear!
|
Mar 21, 2025 |
|
The World: Naked!
|
Mar 20, 2025 |
|
Thanks A Lot, Coworker! Now I Have to Amputate My Hand!
|
Mar 19, 2025 |
|
One of the Best Nights of Our Lives! The FFP Frat Party!!
|
Mar 18, 2025 |
|
Snot Bubbles = True Love! And Eating People?!
|
Mar 17, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Did a Fingernail Just Hit Me in The Face While I am Riding The subway?
|
Mar 15, 2025 |
|
It’s Almost Time! The FFP Frat Party!!
|
Mar 14, 2025 |
|
Evenings with Nixon and Reagan: Ron and Dick Hatch a Plan!
|
Mar 13, 2025 |
|
A Failed Lyric Lowdown!!
|
Mar 12, 2025 |
|
Clean Up That Dead Skunk!
|
Mar 11, 2025 |
|
No Switching, No B$&@!ing! Daylight Savings Time Must Go!
|
Mar 10, 2025 |
|
The Archives! I LOATHE James Taylor!!!
|
Mar 09, 2025 |
|
Do You Want to Know the Future?! How about the Past? (Thars a quote from Total Recall!)
|
Mar 07, 2025 |
|
Guess Who We Made?! A New Game Show!
|
Mar 06, 2025 |
|
Voice Dysmorphic Disorder!
|
Mar 05, 2025 |
|
Watch Out! It’s a TEENAGER!!
|
Mar 04, 2025 |
|
Being Naughty At Work! It Doesn’t Count!!
|
Mar 03, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Bananas for Bananas!!
|
Mar 01, 2025 |
|
Slovenly! At Home!
|
Feb 28, 2025 |
|
FFP Gave A TedX Talk?!
|
Feb 27, 2025 |
|
We Fight! Over Driving!
|
Feb 26, 2025 |
|
It’s Whack A Doodle Time! Politics in America!!
|
Feb 25, 2025 |
|
Are You Saying Ghos? Or Ghost? and Stop Wasting Wegmans’ Resources!
|
Feb 24, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Watching Sex and the City with Both of Your Parents!!
|
Feb 22, 2025 |
|
Running Five Deep in DC!!
|
Feb 21, 2025 |
|
Billy Joel The Fly!!
|
Feb 20, 2025 |
|
Do YOU Miss Michael Cohen? We Do!!
|
Feb 19, 2025 |
|
Ready Set Get Lost in Chicago!!
|
Feb 18, 2025 |
|
Bring Plastic Back!
|
Feb 17, 2025 |
|
We Went to Amsterdam Last Year!
|
Feb 15, 2025 |
|
Happy Valentines Day! or Happy Jerk Day?!
|
Feb 14, 2025 |
|
Covers!! (Piracy?!)
|
Feb 13, 2025 |
|
FFP Parties Are Bigger than the Met Gala!
|
Feb 12, 2025 |
|
Let’s All Get In A Room And Stare At A Corpse!
|
Feb 11, 2025 |
|
Earning An Allowance!
|
Feb 10, 2025 |
|
The Archives! Nasty Feet and Nasty Customers!
|
Feb 08, 2025 |
|
Sorry, Bill!!!
|
Feb 07, 2025 |
|
Puke!!
|
Feb 06, 2025 |
|
Anyone Have A Donald Trump Beanie Baby We Can Have? Sheri?
|
Feb 05, 2025 |
|
We All Underexaggerate About??
|
Feb 04, 2025 |
|
Spaghetti Dropping From Our Mouths!
|
Feb 03, 2025 |
|
Stop Talking About the Weather, You’re Boring Us to Death!
|
Feb 01, 2025 |
|
What’s YOUR Pump Up Song?
|
Jan 31, 2025 |
|
Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!!
|
Jan 30, 2025 |
|
We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?!
|
Jan 29, 2025 |
|
At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony!
|
Jan 28, 2025 |
|
Dikipedia! Elon Strikes Again!
|
Jan 27, 2025 |
|
OUR Buffalo Bills! David’s Tips for the Big Game!
|
Jan 25, 2025 |
|
Are You Ready For Bed Now?
|
Jan 23, 2025 |
|
Why DON’T You Have Snow Tires? You Live in BUFFALO!!
|
Jan 22, 2025 |
|
There’s a Hair in Your Burrito!! And Stop Staring at Me, Dog!!
|
Jan 21, 2025 |
|
The State of the Union! And 45 Year Old Click Bait!
|
Jan 20, 2025 |
|
On The Eve of Inauguration Day: Remember Donald Rumsfeld!
|
Jan 19, 2025 |
|
More Tales from Corporate America!
|
Jan 17, 2025 |
|
French Provincial Chateau Fever!
|
Jan 16, 2025 |
|
Peacocking It! And Naps Get a Bad Rep!
|
Jan 15, 2025 |
|
Go Ahead NFTA Police, Try and Arrest Me!
|
Jan 14, 2025 |
|
Phi Phi Pi! FFP’s College Party!
|
Jan 13, 2025 |
|
Why DO Women Wear Shoulder Pads?!
|
Jan 11, 2025 |
|
George Clooney! Finally!!
|
Jan 10, 2025 |
|
Ma’am!! Ma’am!! Your Kid is Super Annoying!!
|
Jan 09, 2025 |
|
Manifest Destiny! We’re Coming for you Greenland!!
|
Jan 08, 2025 |
|
Salt n Tellicherry Peppercorn!
|
Jan 07, 2025 |
|
Authenticity is a Farce! And You’re Leaving the House in THAT?!
|
Jan 06, 2025 |
|
The Division of Labor at Home! And Nair and Icy Hot STINK!
|
Jan 04, 2025 |
|
I Get It!
|
Jan 03, 2025 |
|
———— is a 4 letter word!!
|
Jan 02, 2025 |
|
Hot Moms and Chicken Nuggets!
|
Jan 01, 2025 |
|
What Happens During a Buffalo Bills Game!
|
Dec 31, 2024 |
|
The Cost of Pizza is Bankrupting Us!
|
Dec 30, 2024 |
|
Yahtzee!! Dave’s Going on Wheel of Fortune!!
|
Dec 27, 2024 |
|
Call Me Chex!!
|
Dec 26, 2024 |
|
Frugality, Laziness or Genius?!
|
Dec 25, 2024 |
|
Stop Winking at Me!
|
Dec 24, 2024 |
|
Southern California, Here We Come!
|
Dec 23, 2024 |
|
Citizen’s Expulsion! (Recess Duty Again!)
|
Dec 20, 2024 |
|
Office Talk! How NOT to Interview! And Drama, Gossip and Radical Candor!
|
Dec 19, 2024 |
|
Don’t Blink!
|
Dec 18, 2024 |
|
Embarrassing Embarrassments: Picking Your Nose in Public!
|
Dec 17, 2024 |
|
We Live In Buffalo, It’s Time to Talk About the Weather!
|
Dec 16, 2024 |
|
A Very Juvenile Episode! TMI Time!
|
Dec 14, 2024 |
|
Next Year’s Banana Duct Taped to the Wall? Lunch Boxes of America!
|
Dec 13, 2024 |
|
Hissing At YOUR Enemies!
|
Dec 12, 2024 |
|
My Parents Were Embarrassing but YOURS were way worse!!
|
Dec 11, 2024 |
|
Hands Up! Being Rebarmitzvahed With DJ daddy D!
|
Dec 10, 2024 |
|
It’s Hobligation Season!
|
Dec 09, 2024 |
|
Do NOT Put Ants on My Log!!
|
Dec 05, 2024 |
|
Cyber Monday! What an Outrage!!
|
Dec 04, 2024 |
|
Dark Days? (I’m a crybaby!) My Time in Law School!
|
Dec 03, 2024 |
|
Clean Dirt! And Do YOU Buy Your Kid’s Condoms?
|
Dec 02, 2024 |
|
Happy Thanksgiving! We Love YOU!
|
Nov 28, 2024 |
|
A Fistful of Rocks (Recess Duty!)
|
Nov 27, 2024 |
|
How ARE We Doing at Parenting? Meh.
|
Nov 25, 2024 |
|
Billy Joel! Nick Kroll! And Dom DeLuise!?
|
Nov 24, 2024 |
|
All Clear! Colonoscopy Redux!
|
Nov 22, 2024 |
|
Colonoscopy Fear!!
|
Nov 21, 2024 |
|
Marrying a Shiksa! You Should Be So Lucky!
|
Nov 20, 2024 |
|
Rub It In, Mr. Coffey! Rub It In!
|
Nov 19, 2024 |
|
Kristen Bell! Adam Brody! Super Communicators!!
|
Nov 18, 2024 |
|
A Weekend Bonus Episode! Friendsgiving! Our Greatest Hits!
|
Nov 17, 2024 |
|
Stop Yelling From Across The House!
|
Nov 15, 2024 |
|
The Hunchback of Woodbridge Has A Cold!
|
Nov 13, 2024 |
|
Dirty Water Dog: A Conversation on Leadership!
|
Nov 12, 2024 |
|
Morning Breath! Happy Veterans Day!
|
Nov 11, 2024 |
|
Andrew McCarthy, We Like to Undress Mannequins Too!
|
Nov 10, 2024 |
|
Ladies’ Room Talk! (Again!)
|
Nov 08, 2024 |
|
I Was So Mean to My Mom, I Should Apologize…
|
Nov 07, 2024 |
|
Hiding Things In Your Pants and From Your Spouse!
|
Nov 06, 2024 |
|
Firefighters are Handymen?! and Ghosts Everywhere! Your House is Full of Em!
|
Nov 05, 2024 |
|
Bingo! We’re Gonna Save Bingo!
|
Nov 04, 2024 |
|
You Drop Your Wallet, We’re Taking the Cash!
|
Nov 02, 2024 |
|
James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!!
|
Nov 01, 2024 |
|
Training Your Boobs!
|
Oct 31, 2024 |
|
Watch 90210 With Us!!
|
Oct 30, 2024 |
|
Jealous! Of Your Older Sibling!
|
Oct 29, 2024 |
|
David is My Fabio!
|
Oct 28, 2024 |
|
Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World!
|
Oct 26, 2024 |
|
There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?!
|
Oct 25, 2024 |
|
Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube!
|
Oct 24, 2024 |
|
Free Blake Lively!
|
Oct 23, 2024 |
|
The Frozen Grape and Cool Whip Diet!
|
Oct 22, 2024 |
|
Morning Talk! Potpourri!
|
Oct 21, 2024 |
|
Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?!
|
Oct 19, 2024 |
|
Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits!
|
Oct 18, 2024 |
|
Halloween Decor is Too Murder-ey!!
|
Oct 17, 2024 |
|
Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese?
|
Oct 16, 2024 |
|
Nostalgic For Golf?!
|
Oct 15, 2024 |
|
IS Mark Burnett Ashamed? Leslie Stahl Should Ask Him!
|
Oct 14, 2024 |
|
Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!!
|
Oct 13, 2024 |
|
Cereal Killers?!
|
Oct 11, 2024 |
|
Boring Book Club with FFP!
|
Oct 10, 2024 |
|
We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching!
|
Oct 09, 2024 |
|
Only Losers Buy Generic!
|
Oct 08, 2024 |
|
Circulating Hot Air: The Year of Us!
|
Oct 07, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest!
|
Oct 06, 2024 |
|
Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?!
|
Oct 05, 2024 |
|
No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!)
|
Oct 03, 2024 |
|
Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs!
|
Oct 01, 2024 |
|
You’re Up, Honey!
|
Sep 30, 2024 |
|
Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!
|
Sep 26, 2024 |
|
Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!
|
Sep 26, 2024 |
|
Which Mint is the Best Mint? (No Mint says David!)
|
Sep 25, 2024 |
|
We Love Keane! (A double episode!)
|
Sep 24, 2024 |
|
Facebook Schadenfreude! And the Cereal Wars of the 1990s!
|
Sep 23, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday! Hot Tuna! And Parking Ramps!
|
Sep 22, 2024 |
|
Donald Trump’s Weave? FFP Invented That!!
|
Sep 20, 2024 |
|
Shy Bladder!!
|
Sep 19, 2024 |
|
Soundgarden and Vomit: The Perfect Pair!
|
Sep 17, 2024 |
|
Rethinking Your Favorite Insult and Least Appreciated Body Part!
|
Sep 16, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday! David Teaches Racewalking!
|
Sep 15, 2024 |
|
Taking Care of Business (Lyric Lowdown!) and Dirty Nails!!
|
Sep 13, 2024 |
|
Curated Correspondence! (For Katie!)
|
Sep 12, 2024 |
|
Martin Short: Funny in Bed? And Hot Amish on Rachel Vincent Way!!
|
Sep 09, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday! Sniffing Candles and Going Continental!
|
Sep 08, 2024 |
|
Making Fake IDs for the Hot Chicks In College!
|
Sep 06, 2024 |
|
Egregious Regis Philbin! And Lyric Lowdown: REO Speedwagon!
|
Sep 05, 2024 |
|
Pickle on a Stick?!
|
Sep 04, 2024 |
|
David’s One Person Opinion (1PO): Greek Mythology Sucks!
|
Sep 03, 2024 |
|
Alcohol Grimace Face!
|
Sep 02, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday! Punching Fruitflies! and What Do You Do About Your Parents’ Stuff?!
|
Sep 01, 2024 |
|
Behind the Booth: David’s Weekend as an Artist!
|
Aug 30, 2024 |
|
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!
|
Aug 29, 2024 |
|
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!
|
Aug 29, 2024 |
|
The Most Dangerous Object in the WORLD!
|
Aug 28, 2024 |
|
Duty Free and Doing Drugs! and Lyric Lowdown!
|
Aug 27, 2024 |
|
My Greatest Asset!
|
Aug 26, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday: Our Shoddy Degrees!
|
Aug 25, 2024 |
|
WHEN Will the Mail Arrive?!
|
Aug 23, 2024 |
|
Do Not Throw Me a Surprise Party! But David will take one!
|
Aug 22, 2024 |
|
Cold Shrimp and the Beegees!
|
Aug 22, 2024 |
|
Help Me, Seann William Scott!
|
Aug 19, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday! Choking on Dubble Bubble!
|
Aug 18, 2024 |
|
What’s The Deal With Shakespeare Anyway?
|
Aug 16, 2024 |
|
Kamala = Melania?!
|
Aug 15, 2024 |
|
Super Granny: Going Viral!
|
Aug 14, 2024 |
|
RFK Jr. and That Baby Bear!!
|
Aug 12, 2024 |
|
Rerun Sunday! Watch What You Say! And No! You Can’t Swim in My Veins!
|
Aug 11, 2024 |
|
Remember Turning Knobs? We Miss Knobs!!
|
Aug 09, 2024 |
|
Pillow Talk! Plaque! And the Party Barn!
|
Aug 08, 2024 |
|
Estate Sale Sights! And Frights!
|
Aug 07, 2024 |
|
Livin’ Long, Living Right! THE Secret To Longevity!
|
Aug 06, 2024 |
|
I AM Cathy!!
|
Aug 05, 2024 |
|
Rerun Saturday! Hebrew School with Davey!!
|
Aug 03, 2024 |
|
IS It Okay to Openly Despise the Boston Red Sox?!
|
Aug 02, 2024 |
|
Saruman the Plumber! And Are YOU a Good Host? Or Not!
|
Aug 01, 2024 |
|
Gorgeous D Goes to NYC (Part 2!)
|
Jul 31, 2024 |
|
Gorgeous D Goes to NYC (Part 1)
|
Jul 30, 2024 |
|
Psych! We’re Back!
|
Jul 29, 2024 |
|
If This Is It (It Is!)
|
Jul 22, 2024 |
|
Stay In The Right Lane, You Fools!
|
Jul 21, 2024 |