Worthless Clowns
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Episodes: 149
Description
a podcast celebrating life's embarrassing moments, hosted by Ali O'Neil & Brittany Cardwell
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THE HORSE IS VERY AWARE OF YOU
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Oct 29, 2026 |
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WHO BROUGHT THESE ROLLS?
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Oct 22, 2026 |
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HUMILIATING MYSELF ON LINKEDIN
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Oct 15, 2026 |
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THERE'S A TOOTH IN MY BURRITO
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Oct 08, 2026 |
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WE GO TOGETHER LIKE MILK AND CHARDONNAY
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Oct 01, 2026 |
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MOUNTAIN DEW MEMORY BLAST
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Sep 24, 2026 |
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GEORGE COSTANZA CAN'T STAND YA
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Sep 17, 2026 |
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MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T KNOW MALE ACTORS
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Sep 10, 2026 |
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YOU GOT BIG EYES
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Sep 03, 2026 |
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GUYS LOVE PIXELS
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Aug 27, 2026 |
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HIS WEAPON WAS HIS LACK OF HYGIENE
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Aug 20, 2026 |
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THIS B**CH LOVES ULTRASOUNDS
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Aug 13, 2026 |
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I LOVE A HARD-A** REGIONAL WOMAN
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Aug 06, 2026 |
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UPDATES + BRITTANY'S SPECIAL IS COMING OUT!
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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I HAVE A PHD IN TONY HAWK PRO SKATER
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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I'M THE FISH TANK GUY
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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THE SMELLIEST GIRL IN GYM CLASS w/ Kelly Taylor
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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THE PSYCHOLOGY OF CLAPPING 101
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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WE LIKED THE WAY YOU FARTED ON ZOOM
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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MY TWISTED LITTLE EXPERIMENT w/ Joe Nunnink
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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BLASTING INTO MY MEMORIES
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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I PROMISE TO BUILD HOMES FOR THESE RATS
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TITANIC w/ Lucia Whalen
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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BUTT OUT IN A KAYAK
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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I GOT SNAKES IN MY POCKETS
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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I'D LOVE TO SMELL YOUR HAIR w/ Steven Rogers
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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POOP FAMILY ARRESTED FOR FRAUD
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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WHATEVER DADDY WANTS
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May 20, 2025 |
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I USED MY AGENCY AND I FEEL POWERFUL w/Shaunak Godkhindi
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May 13, 2025 |
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MY AFFAIR WITH CRIS ANGEL, MIND FREAK
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May 06, 2025 |
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NO ONE KNOWS I'M WEARING A BACK BRACE
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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IT'S ME OR THE CLOWNS
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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THIS GUY'S GOT A WIFE?
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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FLASHING THE UPS GUY
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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I'M DEFINITELY STRAIGHT AND HERE'S HOW I FOUND OUT w/ Lucas Connolly
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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PAYING TAXES THEN WETTING THE BED
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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TWO 4S DRINKIN BEERS
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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DID YOU BRING THIS? w/ Gabby Jordan Brown
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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IT'S LAVA LAMP FRIDAY
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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I GOT PROS IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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I ATE TOO MANY EGGS AND SPIRALED INTO DARKNESS
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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WHY IS BRO EATING SNICKERS LIKE THAT w/Mike Brown
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH MY VAPE
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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WALKING AROUND LIKE A GOTH LITTLE KAREN
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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WHAT DID YOU GET ON THE BRISTOL STOOL SCALE? w/ Carmen Lagala
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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INVITE ME INTO THE NEXT JOKES TOMORROW
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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I FEAR I DON'T KNOW THIS WOMAN AT ALL
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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TRACKING DOG SH** INTO MUSIC CLASS w/Jake Silberman
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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SOMETIMES MY MIND COMES OUT ALL THE WAY
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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ROBBED BY TEENS WITH SQUIRT GUNS
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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THROWBACK EP: WHEN BOOGERS WERE BIG w/Shane Torres
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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I HOPE IT'S OK I'M BALD SOMETIMES w/ James Coburn
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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CHUGGING HOT SAUCE IN A JOB INTERVIEW
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND CHOOSING THE CLARINET
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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PLAYING WITH HOTWHEELS THEN GETTING YOUR PERIOD
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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EATING GUACAMOLE WITH MY BUSH OUT w/Andrea Allan
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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TOO MANY PICTURES OF DOG BALLS
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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MEN HAVE THROWN CHAIRS AT HER: A MEMOIR
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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EVERY HAMSTER DIES THE WORST DEATH
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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I'M FULL OF IDEAS ABOUT CRIMES
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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LIKE A CICADA I SHIT MY PANTS EVERY 10 YEARS, w/ Courtney Maginnis
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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IT'S SCAM AWARENESS WEEK
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MAKE HORSES DANCE
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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IF I HAD A GUN I WOULDN'T BE WEARING SHOES AT HOME w/ Blake Freeman
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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INTRODUCING HOTDOG.COM
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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MOMMY, I PISSED MY GOTH PANTS ON THE BUS
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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THESE FEET ARE DOING NOTHING FOR ME w/ Peter Wong
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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I'M NOT THE GIRL WHO THREW UP ON THE PHONE, I'M A WOMAN
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Aug 06, 2024 |
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FLOPPY AND BITABLE IN A FIGHT
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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LITTLE MAN TRUMP'S HAUNTED RINGY EAR
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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GETTING YOUR SH*T ROCKED BY THE OCEAN
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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FALLING ASLEEP IN JURY DUTY w/ Gastor Almonte
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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TESLAS ARE A FASCIST CAR FOR BABIES
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Jul 02, 2024 |
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HOW TO SECRETLY BAPTIZE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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I COULDN'T DO TO WOMEN WHAT I DO TO MEN w/ Christiana Jackson
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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I'M SWEATY IN MY ARMPITS, AT LEAST
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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ESCAPING THE ROOM OF UNCONSCIOUS
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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PUT YOUR SIN SHOES BACK ON w/ Kevin Casey White
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May 28, 2024 |
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THE IDEA SLAPPED MY MIND
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May 21, 2024 |
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I GOT AN UGLY MUG AND SH*T EYES
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May 13, 2024 |
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THE LAST CLEAN B*TCH ON THIS PODCAST w/ Caitlin Peluffo
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May 07, 2024 |
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ARE PEOPLE STILL DOING SIMPSON'S P*RN?
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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SHITTING IS THE OPPOSITE OF STANDING
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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MY VIRGINITY IS PRISTINE LIKE A LAKE
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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I LOVE MY COUNTRY AND I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE w/ Casey James Salengo
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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HE WAS THE EMO VERSION OF JERRY SEINFELD
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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EATING A POTATO HOT DOG STYLE
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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EXPLOITING MENTAL ILLNESS FOR PERSONAL PROFIT w/ John F. O'Donnell
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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HOT EMO BOYS KISSING ON THE COMPUTER
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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A CAT VERSION OF SLOTH FROM THE GOONIES
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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THE ENERGY’S BAD IN HERE, WE NEED A FEDORA
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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WHO BEHIND THE BIG WEIRD MURDER w/ Abe Gatling
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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SHE'S WIPING HER ASS ON THE CARPET WITH INTENTION
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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THE CIA TOOK ME OUT BECAUSE OF MY GOOD BIG BRAIN
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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I'M GOOD AT DRAWING HORSES AND I DON'T KNOW WHY w/ Shane Torres
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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LIVE LAUGH LOVE LYMPHOMA
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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I GUESS I FEEL POWERFUL AND GOOD
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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IT'S WEIRD TO SAY 'MY DAD HAS ABS' w/ Jamie Lee
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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THE BEST PART OF A HUG IS THE EVEN DISTRIBUTION
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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I HAVE A LOT OF IDENTIFIABLE MOLES
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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IF WATER IS SENTIENT, HOW DO I HANG OUT WITH IT? w/ Myka Fox
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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ALL NAKED CATS GO TO HELL
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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OUR PISS IS BURNING TOGETHER
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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WHAT IF WE NUTTED AT THE SAME TIME
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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COME HERE MY CUTE LITTLE SM*GMA w/ Mae Planert
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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YOUNG MAN SHOUTS AT BUILDING
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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YOU'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH YOUR PISS
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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SAVING "I LOVE YOU" FOR MARRIAGE, w/ Ben Katzner
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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I STUCK A TAMPON IN MY RIPPED TONGUE HOLE
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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I HAVE MY GRANDMA'S T*TS AND MY DAD'S A**
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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ONE CLAP FOR A PENIS w/Lukas Arnold
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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CLEVELAND CAN SUCK MY ENTIRE EGGS
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO A DUMPSTER?
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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INTERNET USER AND BIG PANTS HAVER, w/ Luke Mones
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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I VOMITED INTO SENTIENCE
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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GOD MADE SUNFISH FOR CHILDREN TO CATCH
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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I WAS WET FOR ALIENS IN 2016 w/ Ashlynn Salzano
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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SHE JUST LET LIQUID OUT OF HER MOUTH
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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I'M NOT A HAWK, I'M A PIECE OF SH*T
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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HOW DO YOU LIKE MY A**? JULIENNED OR CHOPPED? w/ Tim McLaughlin
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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IT’S A NICE DAY FOR A GAY RAT WEDDING
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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SHOW US THOSE TOILET TITS
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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I WASHED, LIKE, A WHOLE ELEPHANT w/ Steven Rogers
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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MY BRAIN IS DECLINING AT THIS POINT
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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CAN YOU SEE MY LABORIOUS BOREALIS?
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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YOU ROLLED OVER LIKE A 711 HOTDOG w/ Lizzy Cassidy
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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I HAVE TO FEED THE WORM INSIDE ME
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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YOU KNOW THOSE SCIENCE PUSSY RATS
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May 30, 2023 |
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CUCKED BY THE ALGORITHM w/ Mike Recine
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May 23, 2023 |
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I CAN'T POOP UNTIL I MAKE 10 CIRCLES
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May 16, 2023 |
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I DONT KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN A FISH
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May 09, 2023 |
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THEY’RE JUST MAD ABOUT A SANDWICH w/ Onika McLean
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May 02, 2023 |
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NOW I'M A MOTORCYCLE
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT BALLOONS
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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LIKE A DEAD BODY THROWN IN A LAKE w/ Josh Johnson
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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YOU'RE MY DREAM GIRL
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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HEY EVERYBODY! TIM IS A CARROT BOY!
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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THIS B*TCH DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A MUSICAL w/ Maggie Lalley
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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I LIKE TO TREAT MY FRIENDS TO LITTLE JOKES
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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A PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE LOUGIE
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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WHEN BOOGERS WERE BIG, w/ Shane Torres
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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I'M NOT BEING RUDE, I'M JUST IN A TIME LOOP
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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HAVING A SEIZURE, BUT AS A HORSE
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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I F*CKED A TAIWANESE ROLLER BLADER, w/ Sean Patton
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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FLIRTING WITH THE DELIMEN
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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LISA BONET, WHO I TRUST WITH MY WHOLE HEART
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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I JO'D AND MY GRANDPA DIED, w/ Eitan Levine
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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MY POOPY-BUTT WIFE CAN’T SPEAK GOOD
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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TRUST IN YOUR ABILITY TO IDENTIFY A LIZARD
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Jan 17, 2023 |