Keep Canada Weird

By Jordan Bonaparte / Curiouscast

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In Keep Canada Weird the Nighttime Podcast's host Jordan Bonaparte and his pal Handsome Aaron Airport seek out and explore the offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. New episodes are released weekly. Keep Canada Weird is a production of the Nighttime Podcast.

Episode Date
Keep Canada Weird - April 23, 2024 - Tim Horton's latest mistake, the wrong body, and steal from Loblaw's day
Apr 26, 2024
April 16, 2024 - the holy grail of buyers remorse, Pranksters vs. Edmonton's sweetest fella, Tim Hortons, Guelph's burglar's bowels
Apr 19, 2024
April 9, 2024 - dog on a cliff, jackpot in small town Newfoundland, Noah Kahan camera, octopus love
Apr 12, 2024
April 2, 2024 - cloned cats in Kelowna, dumpster diving in Saskatchewan, Stolen Art Lawsuit, Nova Scotia's Premier invokes Eminem
Apr 04, 2024
March 19th, 2024 - $10,000 reward for missing cat, Guns N' Roses guitar in AB?, a bald racoon, BC's balloon popper
Mar 22, 2024
March 12th, 2024 - Philip the coffin maker, Shirley the grandma to WNBA Tiktok star, the continued Egg/Ag-Gate fallout
Mar 15, 2024
March 5th, 2024 - EGGGate, Tim Horton's Lids, Facial Recognition Vending Machine
Mar 08, 2024
Feb 27th, 2024 - Dormitory squatter, the High River horse war, the Toronto glory hole trickster
Mar 01, 2024
KCW Remembers: Ten reasons we should ban the internet (according to 1998 logic)
Feb 23, 2024
Feb 13th, 2024 - stolen (from kids) art, free samples of cocaine, threatening snow plows, a grave case of buyers remorse
Feb 16, 2024
KCW REMEMBERS: Knotty Jesus in a Halifax Beauty Salon
Feb 11, 2024
Feb 6th, 2024 - Racoon vs Toronto, Toronto vs Pigeons, Regina's Pizza, and a Shipwreck in Newfoundland
Feb 09, 2024
Jan 30th, 2024 - Taylor Swift Stamp Fetish, Hockey Card Grail, and Unforeseen Circumcisions
Feb 02, 2024
KCW REMEMBERS: Pierrefonds, Quebec and the coffee cutback
Jan 28, 2024
KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Jan 23rd, 2024 - Loblaws raising price of rotting food, stolen pistachios, burgers with a side of legal waiver, and double dipping scammers
Jan 25, 2024
Jan 16th, 2024 - Regina's sexiest couple, tractor vs Seaforth, Canadian Military "promotes" sex worker
Jan 19, 2024
KCW REMEMBERS: C.P. Allen High School's cow patty bingo CHAOS
Jan 15, 2024
Jan 9th, 2024 - Mickey Mouse the KILLER?, license plate the KILLER?, and maybe we shouldn't keep America weird
Jan 11, 2024
Jan 3rd, 2024 - Canada's impaired driving record, Slush Puppy Place, the Door Dash crash, and dumb Canadian crime
Jan 05, 2024
Dec 28th, 2023 - Bad Christmas stories, stolen coats, thrown vomit, and Santa's "wh&rehouse"
Dec 30, 2023
Dec 20th, 2023 - DUMB Canadian crime Christmas special?
Dec 21, 2023
Dec 13th, 2023 - thumb tacks, Taylor Swift, Orillia's tree, and weird pants on police
Dec 15, 2023
Dec 5th, 2023 - MANHUNT: Kangaroo, TOPSECRET ROMANCE SCAM, stolen cat, and space rocks
Dec 07, 2023
Nov 28th, 2023 - Quadra Island, Goodwill Donation, Self Check-Outs
Dec 01, 2023
Nov 15th, 2023 - the Fredericton pole, Jay's Chicken in Glace Bay, the worst man in Alberta
Nov 17, 2023
KCW REMEMBERS: The 1970 Saskatchewan Worm Scam
Nov 12, 2023
Nov 7th, 2023 - a dumpster fire of a Christmas craft market, 55 million dollars, and parking meters
Nov 10, 2023
Nov 1st, 2023 - obligatory candy/needle story, a legal bat infestation, Biohazard in a BC Bathtub
Nov 03, 2023
Oct 24th, 2023 - accidental cremation, bear/child/tricycle, needles in playgrounds
Oct 26, 2023
Oct 17th, 2023 - Canadian Halloween Stats, Halloween theft, a cat comes back, KRAZY BINZ
Oct 19, 2023
Oct 10th, 2023 - Bare Butts in locker rooms, Costco's Pumpkin Pie, Ugly Vegetables, card craft crap
Oct 12, 2023
Oct 2nd, 2023 - Purring engine, the Vancouver rabbit massacre, bee thief go to hell, expensive dik-piks
Oct 05, 2023
Sept 26th, 2023 - Canada Geese attack, 1000 mysterious condoms, STOP TWERKING, and honest obituary
Sep 29, 2023
Sept 19th, 2023 - LIVE ON CAPE BRETON ISLAND
Sep 22, 2023
Sept 12th, 2023 - unwanted hugs in PEI, a stolen feather in Guelph, coyotes vs man, the one chip challenge
Sep 15, 2023
KCW REMEMBERS: Digital Hairdo Previews
Sep 11, 2023
Sept 5th, 2023 - Bees in Burlington, the world's biggest arrow, a rocket launcher, and the worst neighbor
Sep 08, 2023
Aug 29th, 2023 - Poomba the pig/survivor, theft of rocks/bones, RIP KLEENEX, racoon house invasion
Sep 01, 2023
Aug 22nd, 2023 - that donair costume, a Canadian lockpick, an overgrown sign, and KCW reviews KCW reviews
Aug 25, 2023
Aug 15th, 2023 - Lil Tay, heart shaped nonsense, Borax, and HUNGER STRIKE IN CHILLIWACK!
Aug 18, 2023
KCW REMEMBERS: the 1988 Toronto hot dog war
Aug 14, 2023
Aug 6th, 2023 - Cigarette labels, Post Malone's cards, Taylor Swift in Canada, Saskatchewan hail
Aug 09, 2023
July 30th, 2023 - some decent chips, a donair costume, expensive milk, and another scammed senior
Aug 03, 2023
KCW REMEMBERS: the Quebec Hair Wars of 1985
Jul 24, 2023
July 16th, 2023 - a toothbrush collection, no phones for gorillas, that bar at the Toronto police station
Jul 20, 2023
July 9th, 2023 - an "influencer" in Quebec, some updates, man vs teenagers in Sask, and COYOTE ATTACKS IN MANITOBA
Jul 12, 2023
July 2nd, 2023 - car squatting, a lost child, a left behind child, and Sex with Sue's passing
Jul 05, 2023
June 25th, 2023 - Taylor Swift snubs Canada, Tipping, Squatter's rights, a $70,000,000 lottery ticket
Jun 29, 2023
June 18th, 2023 - the worst grandparent, running for walnut crunch, and the three armed woman
Jun 22, 2023
June 11th, 2023 - END OF DAYS CANADA : burping cows, apocalypse Manitoba, raining ducklings
Jun 15, 2023
June 4th, 2023 - remorseful cupcake burglar, TTC fireworks, don't steal from connect equipment or hug strangers
Jun 07, 2023
May 28th, 2023 - an ugly mermaid, man births deer, a beaver attack, and a slow news day in London
Jun 01, 2023
May 21st, 2023 - video rentals, a mass scratching, bear vs cyclist, and dumb Canadian criminals
May 25, 2023
May 14th, 2023 - Hot for teacher, ashes in the garden, Kaitlyn Braun, and landlord vs tenant's toy cars
May 18, 2023
May 7th, 2023 - a body in the woods, a cat in a box, a perverted AirBnb
May 11, 2023
April 30th, 2023 - Save Diesel, Moncton's wall of shame, Bill C-11, Saskatchewan is sensitive, more Canadian criminals
May 04, 2023
April 23rd, 2023 - the Toronto Airport heist, a burping bear, a shitty situation, and a snake attack
Apr 26, 2023
April 16th, 2023 - rum and butter bar madess, a man stuck in balls, taxis gone wild, and the world's largest rubber duck
Apr 19, 2023
April 10th, 2023 - Dogs, and a bar in a Toronto police station
Apr 13, 2023
April 2nd, 2023 - Tim Hortons hacked?, 'Oh Canada' fails, hi-tech grandparent scammers, and an owl
Apr 06, 2023
March 26th, 2023 - Exxxperience Regina, Premier Ford’s haircut mishap, and an Uber mystery
Mar 30, 2023
March 20th, 2023 - Racoon attack, skunk takeover, weaponized tim hortons, Avril Lavigne vs topless protester
Mar 23, 2023
March 8th, 2023 - Tim Hortons BAIT AND SWITCH, a lazy Big Mac, a graveyard strike, and jeep + bakery = nails done
Mar 14, 2023
March 5th, 2023 - Cornerbrook's hottest man gets ugly, a snowy standoff at Tim Hortons, grandmothers fight back, and another deer attack
Mar 09, 2023
Feb 26, 2023 - a birthday party, a fired cop, gift cards, and a collection of dumb Canadian criminals
Mar 02, 2023
Feb 19, 2023 - attack on Indigo/Chapters, Toronto's podcast police, distraction theft, HORROR IN GUELPH
Feb 22, 2023
Feb 12, 2023 - tobogganing, Netflix account sharing, another moose attack, and the REDEMPTION of Aaron Airport
Feb 15, 2023
Feb 5, 2023 - the trial of Aaron Airport, car vs. mall, groundhog and frozen pizza death, and a Canadian legend speaks
Feb 08, 2023
Jan 29, 2023 - Ninja vs. cookie factory, the second largest hockey stick?, and what are the deer/moose up to in Saskatchewan?
Feb 01, 2023
Jan 22, 2023 - your ex-cockroach, baby shark, time theft, AI essays, and Canada's worst McDonalds
Jan 25, 2023
Jan 15, 2023 - goats, cows, a heroin store, and the Avatar guy
Jan 19, 2023
Jan 8, 2023 - the butter tart bandit, bad birds, funeral homes, and weird Tim Horton customer requests
Jan 12, 2023
Jan 1, 2023 - Canada's 2022 in review (according to Google, Tim Hortons and P#@n Hub)
Jan 05, 2023
Dec 18, 2022 - porch pirate bait, a Lego tree, the nutcracker lady, and TONS of Santa
Dec 22, 2022
Dec 11, 2022 - Newfoundland’s bologna parade, Quebec’s cow siege, a bad dog and a bad bear
Dec 15, 2022
Dec 4, 2022 - a working dog, a healer/dealer, a bad Santa, and a phone
Dec 08, 2022
Nov 28, 2022 - two bad birds, two police f' ups, and a mall Santa
Dec 01, 2022
Nov 20, 2022 - Toronto roadkill, the Oakville teacher's breasts, a bad owl, and the end of the 'Brownies'
Nov 24, 2022
Nov 13, 2022 - a collection of weird Tim Hortons news stories
Nov 17, 2022
Nov 6, 2022 - the best and worst of 2022's trick or treating news stories, a good neighbour, and Jizzy Jewelery
Nov 10, 2022
Oct 30, 2022 - an amazing but unfortunate deer, robots, Chinese police stations, and the theft of patio furniture
Nov 03, 2022
Oct 23, 2022 - a hanging, Canada's ten most haunted places, and a coffin
Oct 28, 2022
THE CLOWN SCARE OF 2016 - a Keep Canada Weird Halloween special
Oct 18, 2022
Oct 9, 2022 - a Cheeto in Alberta, Rambo in bc, and Barb and Tyrone's chase the ace “win”
Oct 11, 2022
Oct 2, 2022 - that teacher in Oakville, Nyquil chicken, and two disturbing Tim Hortons stories
Oct 04, 2022
Sept 18, 2022 - a killer's photo, more slashed screens, and a reflexologist... errr.. pervert?!?
Sep 19, 2022
Sept 8, 2022 -a donkey for mayor, sugar tax, a beaten pharmacist, and true Canadian stereotypes
Sep 09, 2022
Sept 1, 2022 - an exorcism in Saskatchewan, a standoff, dueling brothers, and a stolen bike
Sep 04, 2022
Aug 18, 2022 - dirt in Toronto, a psychic scam, B.C.’s worst cop, and Zellerss
Aug 21, 2022
Aug 11, 2022 - new residents in Ottawa, the new world order, and two missing pets
Aug 13, 2022
Aug 4, 2022 - Trudeau in PEI, a drunk/hungry cop, a wet cop, and Tim Horton's class action nonsense
Aug 05, 2022
July 27, 2022 - RCMP's stock images, the big potato conclusion, a creep, and an axe attack
Aug 01, 2022
July 21, 2022 - sex toys in Burlington, hacker/MLA, and WTF is Tim Hortons up to in the USA
Jul 22, 2022
July 13, 2022 - Toronto's online dating blacklist, drones above Canadian prisons, and wtf deer and cats
Jul 14, 2022
July 5, 2022 - fake toonies, Calgary's hottest sculpture, and ten Canadian snacks you can't get in the USA
Jul 06, 2022
June 28, 2022 - bill C-11, an IDIOT in Cape Breton, a discovery in the Yukon, and Canada's most trusted brand
Jun 30, 2022
June 21, 2022 - an arrested priest, plastic, topless women, and a vigilante
Jun 23, 2022
June13, 2022 - five Dollarama, a syringe attack, the money pit covid app, and a racist yearbook
Jun 16, 2022
June 7, 2022 - the ‘Biebs Brew’ verdict, the long arm of Canadian law, and Randy Vogel the empathetic realtor
Jun 09, 2022
May 31, 2022 - super pig invasion, crap outside and office, a drive thru pervert, and rollerskates
Jun 02, 2022
May 24, 2022 - childrenswear, extreme breastfeeding, and more bad news for the potato man
May 26, 2022
May 17, 2022 - Bieb's brew, a grave robber, and the Queen of Canada again
May 19, 2022
May 10, 2022 - a couple of car crashes, a perverse public pool, and some slices of dismemberment
May 12, 2022
May 3, 2022 - stolen penises, honesty in real estate, a roadside bomb, and a buffoon therapist
May 04, 2022
April 27, 2022 - a big potato, a woodpecker, diy circumcisions, sticky TTC seats, and some idiots
Apr 29, 2022
April 19, 2022 - four Mary's, a Dick Assman, and the worst pizza delivery guy
Apr 22, 2022
April 6, 2022 - another pokethief, a bad bunny, and another license plate dust up
Apr 07, 2022
March 29, 2022 - Grabher's plate, Jack Schitt, a pokethief, and a snow globe
Mar 31, 2022
March 22, 2022 - a rollerblading baddie, a sexist buffoon, a romance scammer, and a rat
Mar 24, 2022
March 15, 2022 - romance scammers, a thrown coffee, a thrown egg, and we catch up with the Kelligrews rat lady
Mar 17, 2022
March 8, 2022 - a rat problem in Newfoundland, p(o)untin(e), Justin Castro, and “did Mcdonald’s buy Tim Hortons coffee beans?”
Mar 10, 2022
March 1, 2022 - a mystery ship in Halifax, cinema screen slayings in Ontario, more Tim Hortons marketing nonsense, and my day with the self declared Queen of Canada
Mar 03, 2022
Feb 22, 2022 - Justin Bieber saves Tim Horton's, Errol Gaum the alleged BAD dentist, a good doctor, and war over dentures
Feb 24, 2022
Feb 15, 2022 -Ram Ranch, a stolen firetruck, a declaration of war, and a knitted centipede
Feb 16, 2022
Feb 8, 2022 - possessive cats, a naked man, a TikTok shooting, and the Queen of Canada
Feb 10, 2022
Feb 1, 2022 - a $13,000 doorbell, a stupid camp name, Spotify, and a bad disguise
Feb 03, 2022
Jan 25, 2022 - dead and dying birds, seniors in the snow, and a madman
Jan 27, 2022
Jan 18, 2022 - less racist hockey, a lost cat, spoiled potatoes and Tim Hortons
Jan 20, 2022
Jan 11, 2022 - racist hockey, stolen pet food, UFO politics and a crap husband
Jan 12, 2022
Introducing Keep Canada Weird
Jan 11, 2022