Jack Billings Presents

By Jack Billings

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Follow the exploits of Jack Billings and friends through all the alternative universes, whether he succeeds in his mission or dies trying! (He's probably going to die trying)

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Episode Date
Pop In 15: Hazel and Greg "Just Balls" Nutzon
May 05, 2026
Episode 35: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HOLES?!?
Apr 28, 2026
Pop In 14: Hazel and Trixie
Apr 21, 2026
Episode 34: Out Into This Sweet Night
Apr 14, 2026
Pop in 13: Hazel and Jack
Apr 07, 2026
Episode 33: I Just Want an Orgy of Glazed Holes
Mar 31, 2026
Pop In 12: Perez, Michael, and Trixie
Mar 24, 2026
Episode 32: We're Going to Screw So. Hard.
Mar 17, 2026
Pop In 11: Silver Larry and Michael
Mar 10, 2026
Episode 31: They Put Peanuts in My Butt?!?
Mar 03, 2026
Pop In 10: Giovani Chianti and Good Ol' Tucker
Feb 24, 2026
Episode 30: That's Gotta be Close to Like, 200 Titties
Feb 17, 2026
Pop In 9: Michael, Adam Lynch, and Marcus Fiasco
Feb 10, 2026
Episode 29: I'd Like to Take Extravaganza's Huge Load to the Center of My Face
Feb 03, 2026
Pop In 8: Hazel, Buzz, and Xochitl
Nov 25, 2025
Episode 28: It's Pink. Cuz ya Know… Women.
Nov 18, 2025
Pop In 7: Hazel and Michael
Nov 11, 2025
Episode 27: The One With the Chunky Urine?
Nov 04, 2025
Pop In 6: Hazel and Jacob
Oct 28, 2025
Episode 26: She Was Not Kidding, That Chair is Soaked Through!
Oct 21, 2025
Pop in 5: Hazel, Perez, and Extravaganza
Oct 14, 2025
Episode 25: Why do I Need so Many Guns?
Oct 07, 2025
Pop In 4: Milton and Michael
Sep 30, 2025
Episode 24: Feast Your Eyes and Tongue on THIS!
Sep 23, 2025
Pop In 3: Hazel and Reggie Boy
Sep 16, 2025
Episode 23: And Don't Forget About My Murder Arm
Sep 09, 2025
Pop In 3: Marcus Fiasco and Adam Lynch
Sep 02, 2025
Episode 22: Yes My Dear, Sweaty Abigail?
Aug 26, 2025
Pop In 2: Hazel and Michael
Aug 19, 2025
Episode 21: And Maybe I'll Throw Up
Aug 12, 2025
Pop In 1: Tucker and Gio
Aug 05, 2025
Episode 20: Yes! All of the Babies Must Die!
Jul 29, 2025
Therapy Session 19: Jack Billings
Jul 22, 2025
Episode 19: I Do Love Magic. And Stabbing Butts
Jul 15, 2025
Therapy Session 18: Zhellbee Voknaiv
Jul 08, 2025
Episode 18: Yous Know, Clappin' Da Cheeks
Jul 01, 2025
Therapy Session 17: Goat Reggie (Reggie Boy?)
Jun 24, 2025
Episode 17: You Can Get Back to Your Sexy Talk and Flatulence
Jun 17, 2025
Therapy Session 16: Jessica Sargent Perez
Jun 10, 2025
Episode 16: Oh Good, I Can't Stand Smart People
Jun 03, 2025
Therapy Session 15: Bonzo of Bitburg
May 27, 2025
Episode 15: Diggin' Up Their Yard Holes
May 20, 2025
Therapy Session 14: Officer Perez II
May 13, 2025
Episode 14: Do I Have to Work on Weekend Jr.?
May 06, 2025
Therapy Session 13: Brother James
Apr 29, 2025
Episode 13: What Do You Think About This, Dr. Doo Doo Head?
Apr 22, 2025
Therapy Session 12: Dr. Knobs
Apr 15, 2025
Episode 12: Why are You Here? And why are You Naked?
Apr 08, 2025
Therapy Session 11: Jacob Kyles
Apr 01, 2025
Episode 11: And I Could See FULL BRA!
Mar 25, 2025
Therapy Session 10: Ebby Rosales II
Mar 18, 2025
Episode 10: Please Do NOT Murder That Clown Yet
Mar 11, 2025
Therapy Session 9: Giovanni Chianti
Mar 04, 2025
Episode 9: In Our Freedom Lovin' Free Time -OR- Now We're Just Watchin' a Fat Guy Bleed
Feb 25, 2025
Therapy Session 8: Milton Gajewski
Feb 18, 2025
Episode 8: Perez, Your Mom's a Ho.
Feb 11, 2025
Therapy Session 7: Officer Perez
Feb 04, 2025
Episode 7: I AM NOT BUTTSICK!
Jan 28, 2025
Therapy Session 6: Ebby Rosales
Jan 21, 2025
Episode 6: Excuse Me, Stinky Toilet Man
Jan 14, 2025
Therapy Session 5: Dylan Townsend
Jan 07, 2025
Episode 5: This Guy Might be Dying! Maybe.
Dec 31, 2024
Therapy Session 4: Aractasha, Demon Goddess of Spider Shadows
Dec 24, 2024
Episode 4: Those are Just My Kitchen Guns
Dec 17, 2024
Therapy Session 3: Good Ol' Tucker
Dec 10, 2024
Episode 3: The Cooler is Just a Makeshift Penguin Jail
Dec 03, 2024
Therapy Session 2: Abigail Renyolds
Nov 26, 2024
Episode 2: It's Not a Compulsion, It's Simply a Hobby!
Nov 19, 2024
Therapy Session 1: Liam Hunter
Nov 12, 2024
Episode 1: And You Die, And You Die, And You Keep Dying!
Nov 05, 2024
My Creepy Haunted Life 666: Ask Silver Larry What Demon Pussy Tastes Like
May 07, 2024
Hangout 70
Apr 30, 2024
Episode 69: You're Just Trying to Touch These Glorious Mommy Milkers
Apr 23, 2024
Hangout 69
Apr 16, 2024
Episode 68: Aye! F#!k You, Man. I'll Knock on Your Face! -OR- I Probably Damaged Her Brain When I Knocked Her Up!
Apr 09, 2024
Hangout 68
Apr 02, 2024
Episode 67: Please Return My Toast
Mar 26, 2024
Hangout 67
Mar 19, 2024
Episode 66: He Always Said Chunky Urine Would be What Killed Him
Mar 12, 2024
Hangout 66
Mar 05, 2024
Episode 65: And It Didn't Say Anything, Because Moths Can't Talk
Feb 27, 2024
Hangout 65
Feb 20, 2024
Episode 64: Did I Tell the Penguin to Spit in My Mouth?
Feb 13, 2024
Hangout 64
Feb 06, 2024
Episode 63: It is NOT Funny OR Cool to Drown Children Any More!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 63
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 62: THE ELEVATOR!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 62
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 61: I'm No Stranger to Touching Dicks
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 61
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 60: I'm Pretty Sure the Statute of Limitations on War Crimes is Pretty Short
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 60
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 59: I Wonder How Much Crab Vagina is in Each Bowl of This Stuff
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 59
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 58: Data Battle Nov. 21st 2023
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 58
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 57: When the Time was Right, I Played Butt Doctor With Your Mom
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 57
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 56: COLIN! YOU SUCK AT GOALIE!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 56
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 55: Number Two! That's Like Making Poops!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 55
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 54: Jack is an Idiot, But He Always Gets What He Wants
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 54
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 53: My Cloaca is Already All Lubed Up!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 53
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 52: Come on Doll Face, Really Give it to Me
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 52
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 51: It's the Mystery of Grandpa Sausage
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 51
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 50: Are You Going to Kill Him Again?
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 50
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 49: I Could Literally Drown You in My Panties Right Now
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 49
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 48: Trust Me, He Needs This Lesson. Bad.
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 48
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 47: Like a Rich, White, Attractive Anvil
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 47
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 46: Who do You Have Playing the Baby Seal?
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 46
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 45: It's Settled Then, Let's Steal a Baby to Re-name
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 45
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 44: Not Forever. Just 'Till Death
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 44
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 43: Are You Counting Your Testicles?
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 43
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 42: A Bigfoot Riding A Unicorn?
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 42
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 41: We're Not Having a Sexy Time Talk
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 41
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 40: EBBY! RE-FIRE THE BLOODSUCKING ABELLA LEGOSIGAIL!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 40
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 39: I Think She's Trying to Fart!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 39
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 38: Burning Troll Smells Really Gross
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 38
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 37: This is, and Pardon My French... Pretty Gross
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 37
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 36: I Know a Thing or Two About NOT Annoying Voices!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 36
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 35: You're Like a F#ckin' Schlubby James Bond!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 35
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 34: Oh, I Crash A Lot. Like, A LOT
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 34
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 33: Paranormal Peep Show 568
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 33
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 32: Are You Saying "Mouth Owl"?
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 32
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 31: Who's Blood is This On My Feet?!?!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 31
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 30: The Correct Answer to Mr. Billings Question is "Moink"
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 30
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 29: I Wasn't Asking You, Jabroni!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 29
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 28: Can Knives Die?
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 28
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 27: The Triangle With the Hole
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 27
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 26: Stupid *BEEP* Callers is More Like It
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 26
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 25: He Only Ate Pic-a-nic Baskets!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 25
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 24: Ebby! We DO NOT Talk About It!
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 24
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 23: Spine Chilling Crime 26: Silver Larry
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 23
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 22: I. Died. I am Dead.
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 22
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 21: Why is This Happening... Again?!?
Feb 03, 2024
Hangout 21
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 20: Solve That, Psychic Batman!
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 20
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 19: Welcome Back, Daddy!
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 19
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 18: Amputated... Again?!?
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 18
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 17: Is it too Much to Have a Weekly Fondue Nom-Down?
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 17
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 16: Just as We Practiced for this Practice Run
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 16
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 15: Have Either of You Been Spooning with Kyles Today?
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 15
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 14: I Will be Answering None of Your Questions
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 14
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 13: I'm Your Worst Nightmare.
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 13
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 12: He's a Fudgetown Nerd Boy!
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 12
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 11: I Thought You Were just Lowly Citizen Scum!
Feb 02, 2024
Hangout 11
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 10: Spine Chilling Crime 13: The Reading Butt Stabber
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 10
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 9: Not a Great Day for Anyone Involved
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 9
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 8: No One has Ever Died Here, and Probably Never Will
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 8
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 7: Weekend at Milton's
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 7
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 6: Is He in Danger? Please Tell Me He's in Danger.
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 6
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 5: Chillin' with Dylan
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 5
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 4: Michael, are You Eating Arby's Again?
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 4
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 3: I Did My College Thesis on This Car!
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 3
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 2: Nothing Strange on the Second Floor
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 2
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 1: LET'S GET SPOOKY!
Feb 01, 2024
Hangout 1
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 0: Keep Me a Spooky Mystery
Feb 01, 2024
Episode 80: Rest in Peace, Jack Billings
Jul 10, 2023
Episode 79: I'd Like to Toast... TO CRIME!
Jul 09, 2023
Episode 78: 10.875
Jul 08, 2023
Episode 77: Let's Watch Some Porno!
Jul 07, 2023
Episode 76: Looks Like You Lose Again, Shakespeare. Idiot.
Jul 06, 2023
Episode 75: Stop Looking at Me, @$$hole!
Jul 05, 2023
Episode 74: That is an Option, Michael. But I Could Always Just Watch
Jul 04, 2023
Episode 73: Couple'a Idiots get Lost in the Woods
Jul 03, 2023
Episode 72: Emily Colby, I Think You Have the Best Fanny in Town
Jul 02, 2023
Episode 71: Body Holes Go in Graveyards
Jul 01, 2023
Episode 70: Beef it Into My Mouth
Jun 30, 2023
Episode 69: Dreams DO Come True! Take That, DAD!
Jun 29, 2023
Episode 68: These Holes are Extra Wet!
Jun 28, 2023
Episode 67: Sweet Axl Rose, Help Me Through this One!
Jun 27, 2023
Episode 66: Did Jack Meet You on the Bus or What?
Jun 26, 2023
Episode 65: Everyone in the Entire Universe Likes Boobs
Jun 25, 2023
Episode 64: I Hate to Break Up this Idiot Convention
Jun 24, 2023
Episode 63: Yes Sir! Uh, M'am! M'AMSTER!
Jun 23, 2023
Episode 62: Yup, Cashews! The Cadillac of Nuts!
Jun 22, 2023
Episode 61: Pervert David, I Liked You Better When You Were Dead
Jun 21, 2023
Episode 60: You Bathroomed All Over This Awful Woman's Automobile!
Jun 20, 2023
Episode 59: I Believe I will Like This Kittens on My Sleeping Face
Jun 19, 2023
Episode 58: I Sorta Feel Like Your Death is a Little My Fault
Jun 18, 2023
Episode 57: Oh yes! We Have not Mentioned the Aliens! Nevermind.
Jun 17, 2023
Episode 56: Yes of Course. I'm not Stupid. I Think.
Jun 16, 2023
Episode 55: Chill Out, Officer Home Wrecker
Jun 15, 2023
Episode 54: Are You Going to get my Booty?
Jun 14, 2023
Episode 53: Michael, We got a Sign. It Says "BAR"
Jun 13, 2023
Episode 52: Are You Offended that I got hit by a Car?!?
Jun 12, 2023
Episode 51: Grab Life by the Gregs!
Jun 11, 2023
Episode 50: Jack, Let's Talk About what Your Problem is
Jun 10, 2023
Episode 49: Mr. Billings, I do not Joke
Jun 09, 2023
Episode 48: It's Almost all Urine Based
Jun 08, 2023
Episode 47: Okay Colby Kids Crew, Have you Ever Seen A Sty?
Jun 07, 2023
Episode 46: Women Folk Love that Sort of Thing
Jun 06, 2023
Episode 45: You Said it Pal... Brother Pal
Jun 05, 2023
Episode 44: That's Okay Dude, These are Confusing Times
Jun 04, 2023
Episode 43: HUMP DAAAAY!!!
Jun 03, 2023
Episode 42: Just so We Don't end up with Donuts Contaminated with Pervert Spit
Jun 02, 2023
Episode 41: Hello Jack, we are M.O.I.S.T. for You
Jun 01, 2023
Episode 40: Dylan! You Son Of A Bitch.
May 31, 2023
Episode 39: I Remember Teaching Him How To Do Enemas
May 30, 2023
Episode 38: Recap Of Events So Far
May 29, 2023
Episode 37: $35 Worth Of Icing Forced Within All Of Danielle's Nooks And Crannies -OR- Brother James, Can You Tell Jesus About This Birthday Party?
May 28, 2023
Episode 36: At The Party, The Doctor, Or My Wanger?
May 27, 2023
AbCast 9: You Got A Job That You Didn't Even Apply For
May 26, 2023
Episode 35: Zack Doverbranch Is Indeed A Real Life Person
May 25, 2023
Episode 34: If You Sit On Those Eye Patches, That's A Good Way To Get Pink Eye
May 24, 2023
Episode 33: Now I Must Go And Lay My Demon Seed
May 23, 2023
AbCast 8: He Wanted Us To Make Things Harder For Him Because We Were Helping The Earth Too Much
May 22, 2023
Episode 32: Turns Out Dylan Was Just An Idiot
May 21, 2023
ColbyKidsCast 3: Everyone Knows Officer Kyles Is A Dickhead!
May 20, 2023
Episode 31: I Can Absolutely Play It Cool. I Mean Heck, That's What I'm Known For!
May 19, 2023
AbCast 7: Hey, Here's A Pill Organizer. On The House!
May 18, 2023
Episode 30: 2019 Can Go Fudge Itself! FUDGE!
May 17, 2023
ColbyKidsCast 2: Tim, I Said To Call Them A Joke Name Like Minrods Or Losers!
May 16, 2023
Episode 29: Ass Trail? Eeew! Hehehehe... Gross.
May 15, 2023
AbCast 6: Since Way Back When We Arrived From Camelot
May 14, 2023
Episode 28: It's Because, And I Quote, "He Has An Easily Triggered Gag Reflex"
May 13, 2023
Epsode 27: Michael, I'm Just Trying To Hang With Our Local Mailman A Bit, Lordy Loo!
May 12, 2023
AbCast 5: Spit On The Ground Twice, Then Proceed To The Toilet Circle
May 11, 2023
Episode 26: Hey Boys, What's Going Down? Welcome To TUBES!
May 10, 2023
Episode 25: We Don't Actually Allow Little Girls To Scream In The Library
May 09, 2023
AbCast 4: His Idiotic Voice, It Haunts Me
May 08, 2023
Episode 24: Oh Shut Up, Dickheads -OR- Howdy Loo, Boy Lordy
May 07, 2023
AbCast 3: I Refuse To Give The Surprise Away
May 06, 2023
Episode 23: I Have My Own Gay Psychic Batman Right Here!
May 05, 2023
ColbyKidsCast 1: Tell Pervert David I said "Hello"
May 04, 2023
Episode 22: Please Don't Give Out Any More Circus Peanuts!
May 03, 2023
AbCast 2: NO.
May 02, 2023
Episode 21: Mr. Zigenfus, Did You Pee In Your Pants?
May 01, 2023
Episode 20: That Would Explain The Crotch Hole
Apr 30, 2023
Episode 19: Michael, It Won't Work If We Don't Hold Hands
Apr 29, 2023
AbCast 1: Like A DylCast... But Cooler
Apr 28, 2023
Episode 18: I'm Not Interested In, Uh, Magic... Or An Escort, But... Thank... You...
Apr 27, 2023
Dylcast 9: I'm Just Lookin' For That Cheap Thrill
Apr 26, 2023
Episode 17: I'm Sure Someone's Gonna Miss Him
Apr 25, 2023
Dylcast 8: I Can Just Find Meth In Cincinnati
Apr 24, 2023
Episode 16: It's Sad To Have Emotions And Stuff -OR- He's Definitely On Drugs
Apr 23, 2023
Dylcast 7: I Can't Believe That F&#%ing Cat Was Real
Apr 22, 2023
Episode 15: A Guy Can't Just Pull Out Any More
Apr 21, 2023
Dylcast 6: I'm Not One To Censor The Japanese
Apr 20, 2023
Episode 14: Bring Mr. Falsetto Here A Bowl For His Disgusting Poor Kid Candies
Apr 19, 2023
Episode 13: Perverts, Michael! Uh Huh. Two Of 'Em
Apr 18, 2023
Dylcast 5: Just A Mere Kickflip Away From Murder
Apr 17, 2023
Episode 12: David Said It Was Called Liquid Latex
Apr 16, 2023
Episode 11: Saving Babies And Pissing The Bed
Apr 15, 2023
Dylcast 4: Mortal SKAmbat
Apr 14, 2023
Episode 10: It's Hard Enough Knowing That I'm Eating Lips And A$$holes
Apr 13, 2023
Dylcast 3: Seeds And Stems You Know, Someone Needs To Level Up
Apr 12, 2023
Episode 9: Pudding Of Limited Edition Doritos And Energy Drink
Apr 11, 2023
Dylcast 2: You Didn't Save The Pies And Now There Will Be No More
Apr 10, 2023
Episode 8: I'll Watch... That's Not Illegal, Right?
Apr 09, 2023
Dylcast 1: He's Paying You To Take Naps In His Attic?!?
Apr 08, 2023
Episode 7: Slithering Back To Those Mystery Snakes
Apr 07, 2023
Episode 6: Holy Sh!t, That's Practically A Sword!
Apr 06, 2023
Episode 5: Michael, Ask Him If He's A Pervert!
Apr 05, 2023
Episode 4: Do You Think She Thinks I'm A Jerkface?
Apr 04, 2023
Episode 3: It Was The Scariest Thanksgiving Ever
Apr 03, 2023
Episode 2: Let's Stop Talking About My Broken Penis
Apr 02, 2023
Episode 1: Out Into This Sweet Night
Apr 01, 2023
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Mar 13, 2023