Metaphiles
By Metaphiles
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Episodes: 96
Description
Each week The Phellas (Zac Caffrey and Jason Ford) break down the WE, the WORLD, and the WHY of a topic - discussing how it relates to them, how it relates to the human race at large and why it exists at its very core. All that probably sounds pretty heady, huh? Well, don't worry about it - it's all about the yuks, folks.
These audio-only versions are pulled straight from our video episodes available for free on YouTube. As a result of laziness, no visual gags have been edited out.
(Audio episodes will be released twice a week until we're caught up)
| Episode | Date |
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096: Nicefellas -- [NYC]
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May 20, 2026 |
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095: Bareheaded Speakeasy -- [Hats]
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May 09, 2026 |
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094: Sorry About All The Syllables -- [Haikus]
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May 08, 2026 |
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093: If I'm In Heaven, Am I Having To Hear AC/DC? -- [Jukeboxes]
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May 02, 2026 |
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092: Shooting Up Skateboards -- [Sass]
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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091: LaCroix Waterbed -- [LaCroix]
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Apr 25, 2026 |
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090: I'd Buy THAT Shirt For My Horse -- [Dogs]
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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089: To Each His Own According To The Size Of His Foot -- [Bigfoot] (With Joe Page)
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Apr 18, 2026 |
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088: Couch Is Better For Being Awake -- [Beds]
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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087: 69ing Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" -- [Experiments]
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Apr 11, 2026 |
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086: Sorry I'm Late, My Car Was Late -- [Buses]
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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085: And Larry The Cable Guy As The Voice Of The Boat -- [Gilligan's Island]
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Apr 04, 2026 |
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084 - How To Draw A Blob -- [Notebooks]
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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083: Gaga Does Not Rhyme With Camera -- [Divas]
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Dec 13, 2025 |
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082 - The Pleasure Is In The Peeling -- [Bananas]
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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081 I Think What Calvin Thinks And I Pee On What Calvin Pees On -- [Bumper Stickers]
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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080: Joif Boizoifs -- [Amazon]
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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079: Holy Beluga! -- [David Attenborough] (with Laura Felts)
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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078 - Run As Fast As You Can To Slam Your Head Into Another Head -- [Football].mp3
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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077 MythBustersBusters -- [Snow]
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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076: Come Up With Bread And Then We'll Talk -- [Butter]
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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075: We Made A Thing That Was Smart And It Thought We Sucked -- [AI]
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Jun 14, 2025 |
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074 - Put A Condom In There, Put A Beef Jerky In There -- [Wallets]
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Jun 07, 2025 |
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073: Legroom Is A Commodity -- [Jacuzzi]
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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072:Some People See The Injustices Of The World And Think "Let's Do A Podcast About It"-[Vigilantes]
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May 24, 2025 |
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071: Confetti Doesn't Throw Itself -- [Pizzazz]
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May 21, 2025 |
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070: Boomers Just Don't Understand Airfryer -- [Microwaves]
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May 17, 2025 |
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069: Hingsight Is 69/69 -- [Texture]
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May 14, 2025 |
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068: The Funnier The Joke Is, The Better the Spider Tastes -- [Frogs]
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May 10, 2025 |
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067 - Daytime is a Meme -- [Night]
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May 07, 2025 |
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066 - Gluteusectomy -- [Surprises]
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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065 - Bram Stoker's Elvis -- [Coffee]
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Apr 26, 2025 |
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064 - I Put Lot's Of Things In My Mouth, That Don't Make 'Em Jelly -- [Slime]
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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063: Take This Drug! It Makes Everybody So Sufferable -- [Music Festivals]
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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062: Bone-In Hot Dog -- [Bones]
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Apr 12, 2025 |
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061- Mother. Father. In My Heart - I Luge -- [The Olympics] (with Luke Fedorko)
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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060 - Millenials, The Blameless Generation -- [Boomers]
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Apr 05, 2025 |
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059: Caj Viewer Discresh Advised -- [True Crime]
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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058: The Ukelele Needs To be STOPPED -- [Tiny Tim] (with Rosa Ruff)
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Mar 29, 2025 |
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057: If Ye Be Cold, T-Shirts Ye Do Not Need -- [Sweaters]
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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056 - Don'tPointLaserPointersAtPeoples'Faces.com -- [Lasers]
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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055: Christ On A Cob -- [Corn]
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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054: Couldn't The Matrix Have Been Bluetooth? -- [Anger]
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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053: Get Pregnant Again, I Just Saw A Great Movie! -- [Names II]
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Mar 01, 2025 |
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052: We're All Just Assholes On A Computer -- [Bitcoin] (with Dakota Jernigan)
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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051: Father, Forgive Me, I Have Chugged -- [Hangovers]
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Feb 22, 2025 |
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050: Glug Glug, Ha Ha -- [Champagne]
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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049: My Issues Are Up Here -- [Ties]
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Feb 15, 2025 |
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048: Unexpect What You Expect -- [Expectations]
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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047 - To Lazily Go Where Every Man Has Already Been and Revisit Normal Boring Worlds -- [Star Trek]
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Feb 08, 2025 |
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046: Royal Crown Cola, A Really Cool Alternative: Birth of Paul McTableKnee -- [Tables]
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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045: Take Out Your Pud-Buds And Say "Hello" To Me -- [Manners]
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Feb 01, 2025 |
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044: We Needed Something New To Do With People That We Need Something To Do With -- [Axe Throwing]
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Jan 18, 2025 |
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043: I Like Their Milk Almost As Much As My Mom's -- [Cows]
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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042: Bone-Dry T-Shirt Contest -- [Breaks]
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Jan 12, 2025 |
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041: You Win If You Land On "You Win", You Lose If You Land On "You Lose" -- [Board Games]
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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040 - I've Had A Lotta Sh*t Going On in My Life And I Eat A Lot Of Stuff Too -- [Salads]
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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039: I Can't Believe That Disease I Got Taught Me To Learn How To Love Everyone Here in the 1920's -- [The Oscars]
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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038: Never Owned One. Never Had Two Trees Close Enough Together -- [Hammocks]
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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037: Things Were Better Then and They're Bad Now -- [Theme Songs]
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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036: Click Here To Be Born -- [Clickbait]
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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035: Parmesan To Launch -- [The Moon]
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Nov 02, 2024 |
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034: Michael Madsen Showed Alec Baldwin His Penis. He Wasn't Supposed To, But He Did. -- [Pranks]
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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033: Perpetual Hot Dog -- [Gas Stations] (with Maddie Ryan)
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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032: Everybody Knows Shapes -- [Tetris]
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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031: Sorry or You're Welcome -- [Effort]
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Sep 14, 2024 |
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030: Oranguorca -- [Godzilla]
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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029: Riding Fitbit -- [Lawnmowers]
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Aug 02, 2024 |
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028: Lord of Ruining Soup -- [The Devil]
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Jul 19, 2024 |
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027: GazpachNO -- [Soup]
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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026: Stellar Conflict: A Brand Spankin' First Time We Really Believe It -- [Holograms]
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Jun 29, 2024 |
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025: Thomas F*ccboi Edison -- [Westerns]
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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024: That Sucks and They Suck -- [License Plates] (with Cortney Warner)
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Jun 01, 2024 |
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023: The Assassin & The Backwards Man: Birth of the Fact Tube -- [Tattoos]
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May 29, 2024 |
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022: IRL Silly Time -- [Explosions]
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May 22, 2024 |
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021: Hopefully Someone Comes Up With An App That Makes All This Make Sense -- [Seinfeld]
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May 18, 2024 |
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020: Freaky Flagellatin' Tuesdays -- [Parades]
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May 15, 2024 |
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019: Ernest vs. Predator -- [Drums]
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May 08, 2024 |
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018: Doctor Stork in the Multiverse of Waffles -- [Waffle House] (With Laura Felts)
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May 01, 2024 |
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017: Get Gauche or Go Home -- [Shoes]
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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016: What Does Meme Mean To Me? -- [Nicolas Cage]
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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015: Monster Truck GPS -- [Monster Trucks]
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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014: Stick That Glizzy Down Your Burp-Tube, It's Gonna Be Checkers -- [Slang]
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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013: Dylan Goes Rammstein -- [Bowling]
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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012: Uber Episode Title -- [Uber/Lyft]
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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011: The Mask County, MI -- [Garbage]
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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010: The Two Podcasters -- [Candy] (with Michael Sadler)
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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009: Slipknot Slaps Not -- [Nü-Metal]
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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008: Crushers F**K OFF -- [Handshakes]
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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007: Leonardo da Thirsty -- [Helicopters]
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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006: Fries Are Worth More Than Pennies -- [Gambling]
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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005: This Breastmilk-Cheese Tastes Like Cigarettes -- [Ziploc Bags]
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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004: "Grrreeeaaat" -- [Sarcasm]
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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003: If Larry David Had Never Been Going Bald... -- [Haircuts]
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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002: Metaphiles II (Birth of the Rustpole) -- [Sequels]
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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001: Nobody Says We HAVE To Talk -- [Names]
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Aug 06, 2023 |