Submarine and A Roach

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This show is about how 3 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 hilarious episode at a time. Follow us on twitter: @Subma_Roach @_Kojoo @TmtisClutch Follow us on IG: @submaroach @TmtisClutch

Episode Date
Episode 188: "Every Yoruba Man's Dream Is To Marry A Rich Woman"
May 14, 2024
Episode 187: "Don't give him money"
May 08, 2024
Episode 186: "SEUN KUTI IS EGYPTIAN"
Apr 30, 2024
Episode 185: "Occultic Groupchat"
Apr 23, 2024
Episode 184: "Burna Boy slapped me" with @Toniverse
Apr 15, 2024
Episode 183: "I learned how to have sex by watching porn"
Apr 02, 2024
Episode 182: "It's Not Gossip, It's... Pillow Talk"
Mar 27, 2024
Episode 181: "Did Chris Oyakilome Destroy The Cables to Stop 5G?"
Mar 19, 2024
Episode 180: "I Accidentally Showed My Co-Worker My PooPoo" ft @lifesize_teddy_
Mar 12, 2024
Episode 179: "Blessed Are The Meek..."
Mar 05, 2024
Episode 178: "Real Men Have No Gag Reflexes"
Feb 27, 2024
Episode 177: "I'm an Ibadan Man, Of Course I'm Bleaching"
Feb 20, 2024
Episode 176: "I Pledge to Nigeria My Country..."
Feb 13, 2024
Episode 175: "Ola of Lagos is not Racist"
Feb 06, 2024
Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"
Jan 16, 2024
Episode 174: "Tinubu Get Your Kegels Up"
Jan 09, 2024
EPISODE 173: "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK"
Dec 26, 2023
Episode 172: "How To Party with Dignity" #DettyDecember
Dec 19, 2023
Episode 171: How To Be A Nigerian Parent 101
Dec 12, 2023
Episode 170: "I'll Never Be Poor, #JustLikeDeto"
Dec 05, 2023
Episode 169: "My Dad Has Outside Children aka Bastards"
Nov 28, 2023
Episode 168: "The Most Talented Podcasters in Nigeria"
Nov 21, 2023
Episode 167: "...and A Roach" (@YinkaBernie)
Nov 14, 2023
Episode 166: “Please Pardon The Shitty Internet”
Nov 07, 2023
Episode 165: "As A Feminist, How Can You Smoke Weed?"
Oct 31, 2023
Episode 164: Comedy Special ft @DeeMajor
Oct 24, 2023
Episode 163: "To My Dearest Opps" (ft. @AnthonyAzekwoh)
Oct 17, 2023
Episode 162: "Unbelievably Liquid" ft Fu’ad Lawal
Oct 10, 2023
Episode 161: "Finding Kah-Lo" ft. @thatKahLo
Oct 03, 2023
Episode 160: "Love offers no safety" ft Olumide Makanjuola
Sep 26, 2023
Episode 159: "Mowa Lola & The Forty Thieves"
Sep 19, 2023
Episode 158: "I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa"
Sep 11, 2023
Episode 157: "Engaged Today, Disengaged Tomorrow"
Sep 05, 2023
Episode 156: "From Paris With Love"
Aug 22, 2023
Episode 155: “Food is Ready and Justice is Served” ft. Opeyemi Famakin
Aug 15, 2023
Episode 154: The walking episode!
Aug 09, 2023
Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"
Aug 01, 2023
Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"
Jul 25, 2023
Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"
Jul 19, 2023
Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"
Jul 11, 2023
Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween
Jul 04, 2023
Episode 148: "I Can't Sleep With Babes That Haven't Travelled"
Jun 27, 2023
Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta
Jun 22, 2023
Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"
Jun 20, 2023
Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"
Jun 15, 2023
Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"
Jun 13, 2023
Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"
Jun 06, 2023
Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"
May 30, 2023
Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"
May 22, 2023
Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"
May 16, 2023
Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"
May 08, 2023
Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"
May 01, 2023
Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"
Apr 25, 2023
Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"
Apr 18, 2023
Episode 135: "Grandfather Olympics"
Apr 11, 2023
Episode 134: "Wicked People Be Fast Forwarding Our Ads"
Mar 29, 2023
Episode 133: "Erection Malpractice & Boner Suppression"
Mar 21, 2023
Episode 133: "Erection Malpractice & Boner Suppression"
Mar 21, 2023
Episode 132: "Jesus Christ is a Yoruba Man"
Mar 14, 2023
Episode 131: "Pearl Clutching"
Mar 07, 2023
Episode 130: "There Was A Country"
Feb 28, 2023
Episode 129: "My name is Omolekan"
Feb 21, 2023
Episode 128: "The Rich Kids of Nigerian Podcasting"
Feb 15, 2023
Episode 127: "Food and Politics ft Opeyemi Famakin"
Feb 08, 2023
Episode 126: "Bonded by Depression"
Feb 01, 2023
Introducing "Problem Man" by TMT (Help me)
Jan 25, 2023
Episode 125: "Silver Spoon Suffering" ft WANI
Jan 24, 2023
Episode 124: "Toxic Masculinity Nearly Ended My Life"
Jan 18, 2023
Episode 123: "S.A.N - Senior Awoken Negro"
Jan 10, 2023
Episode 122: "My mum works for NDLEA"
Dec 20, 2022
Episode 121: "Thin, Long and Curved"
Dec 14, 2022
Episode 120: "God bless Stephanie Coker"
Dec 08, 2022
Episode 119: "We had a secret show and we taped it"
Nov 29, 2022
Episode 118: “Show me your group chat and I’ll show you who you are”
Nov 25, 2022
Episode 117: "Bitches Dey This World Mehn"
Oct 19, 2022
Episode 116: "@bolu_ay a.k.a Jola's brother" #KOJandFriends
Oct 11, 2022
Episode 115: "People Need to Stop Dying in Public, Please!!"
Oct 03, 2022
Episode 114: "The Luckiest Bodyguard"
Sep 13, 2022
Submaroach Presents: "How much does your boyfriend bench press"
Sep 08, 2022
Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)
Sep 07, 2022
Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"
Sep 04, 2022
Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"
Aug 29, 2022
Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"
Jul 05, 2022
Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"
Jun 29, 2022
Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "
Jun 20, 2022
Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"
Jun 13, 2022
Episode 106: "Love and War"
Jun 07, 2022
Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"
May 31, 2022
Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"
May 10, 2022
Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo
May 03, 2022
Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"
Apr 26, 2022
Easter Bonus: "F R I E N D S"
Apr 20, 2022
Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke" ft @TeezeeDRB
Apr 12, 2022
Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts
Apr 05, 2022
Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"
Mar 29, 2022
Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"
Mar 22, 2022
Episode 97 "No, Not This One"
Mar 15, 2022
Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"
Mar 08, 2022
Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)
Mar 02, 2022
Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]
Mar 01, 2022
Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"
Feb 16, 2022
Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"
Feb 09, 2022
Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"
Feb 01, 2022
Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"
Jan 25, 2022
Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)
Jan 18, 2022
Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"
Jan 11, 2022
Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"
Jan 04, 2022
Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)
Dec 07, 2021
Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)
Nov 30, 2021
Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" (ft. @jessjessfinesse)
Nov 23, 2021
Episode 84: "Abacha? It's Giving Snow White" (ft. @CruisingOutwest)
Nov 16, 2021
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)
Nov 10, 2021
Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"
Nov 02, 2021
Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok
Oct 26, 2021
Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam
Oct 19, 2021
Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"
Oct 12, 2021
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”
Oct 06, 2021
Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"
Sep 28, 2021
Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"
Sep 21, 2021
Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"
Sep 14, 2021
Episode 74: "Return of The DIrector of Cums"
Sep 07, 2021
Episode 73: "The TMT Show"
Aug 31, 2021
Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"
Aug 25, 2021
Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"
Aug 16, 2021
Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"
Aug 10, 2021
Episode 69: "Meat Talk"
Aug 04, 2021
Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"
Jul 27, 2021
Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"
Jul 20, 2021
Episode 66: "Papa Escobar"
Jul 12, 2021
Episode 65: "Car Sex, Kinda Sore"
Jul 06, 2021
Episode 64: "Car Sex Connoisseur"
Jun 30, 2021
Episode 63: "Low Hanging Fruit"
Jun 22, 2021
Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"
Jun 14, 2021
Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"
Jun 09, 2021
Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"
Jan 12, 2021
Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"
Nov 17, 2020
Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"
Nov 12, 2020
Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)
Aug 05, 2020
Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)
Jul 12, 2020
"Broke Up W/ Naija"
Jun 26, 2020
Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce
Jun 21, 2020
Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"
May 27, 2020
Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"
Apr 05, 2020
In These Times V
Mar 26, 2020
"In These Times IV"
Mar 20, 2020
Penis Punish. Penance?
Mar 19, 2020
"In These Times III"
Mar 18, 2020
"In These Times II"
Mar 17, 2020
"In These Times"
Mar 16, 2020
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"
Dec 09, 2019
Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"
Jul 30, 2019
Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"
Jul 08, 2019
Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet is Dick Drugs"
May 24, 2019
Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"
Apr 23, 2019
Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"
Apr 16, 2019
Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ
Mar 27, 2019
EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"
Mar 05, 2019
Episode 45: "Knock It Off"
Jan 07, 2019
Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"
Nov 26, 2018
Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"
Sep 05, 2018
Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"
Aug 15, 2018
Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"
Aug 08, 2018
Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"
Aug 01, 2018
Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"
May 16, 2018
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
May 09, 2018
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
May 04, 2018
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
Mar 20, 2018
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
Mar 07, 2018
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
Feb 28, 2018
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
Feb 21, 2018
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
Jan 07, 2018
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
Dec 24, 2017
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
Nov 15, 2017
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
Nov 04, 2017
EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)
Oct 03, 2017
EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine
Sep 26, 2017
EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"
Sep 12, 2017
KOJ is 19 & Over
Sep 09, 2017
EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"
Aug 16, 2017
EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”
Aug 03, 2017
EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)
Aug 01, 2017
EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"
Jul 24, 2017
EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"
Jul 03, 2017
EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"
Jun 28, 2017
KOJ's Virtuoso Experience
May 30, 2017
EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"
May 24, 2017
EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"
May 16, 2017
EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"
May 09, 2017
EPISODE 16: "Sizwe Banzi is ... HIV positive? and other Contraceptive Stories"
Apr 24, 2017
EPISODE 15: "Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Douchiest Of Them All?"
Apr 13, 2017
EPISODE 14: "Podcast? Nah, Retirement Plan"
Apr 06, 2017
EPISODE 13: "SEASON FINALE"
Oct 19, 2016
Episode 12: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"
Oct 05, 2016
Episode 11: "Mark Zuckerberg has land in Banana Island".
Sep 22, 2016
Episode 10: "Fashunz"
Sep 05, 2016
Episode 9: "Queue Jumping Pie"
Aug 04, 2016
Episode 8: "We Call Them Pies Now".
Jul 17, 2016
Episode 7: "My Girlfriend's Braid"
Jul 05, 2016
Episode 6: "We Just Gist, Basically" (ft. @WJGBPodcast)
Jun 27, 2016
Episode 5: "M.I, Aki & Pawpaw"
Jun 14, 2016
Episode 4: "Pray Before Sin"
Jun 07, 2016
Episode 3: "Open Day"
May 15, 2016
Episode 2: "Mad Food: Fury road"
May 02, 2016
Episode 1: "It's Good Ex-ercise"
Apr 17, 2016