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Etiquette has a new judge.
Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.
In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.
Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.
The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.
We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.
Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.
In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.
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Am I a Creep to Joke About Pubes [AITA Bonus]
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Apr 21, 2026 |
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Mom's 24/7 BDSM Necklace [AITA Bonus]
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Apr 14, 2026 |
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AirPod Kid [AITA Bonus]
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Apr 07, 2026 |
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Conversing to Your Mother-In-Law about Honeymoon Sex [AITA Bonus]
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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Calling a Wife "Fat" [AITA Bonus]
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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Jesse, Lucas and Embrace [AITA Bonus]
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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They're Kinda in Your League...[AITA Mini-Series]
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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Mom Doesn't Like Teen Son Kissing in Hospital [AITA Mini-Series]
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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My Friends Visionless Project [AITA Mini-Series]
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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Sasheer Zamata v. Plane Helpers
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Jan 27, 2026 |
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Nic Sheppard v. Speaking With a Drag Queen & Not Telling Her She's Beautiful
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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US v. Other People's Bedrooms
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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Nicole Delsack v. Fridge Hoggers
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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A Very Premeditated Xmas [Holiday Special]
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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Lucy Porter v. Shutting Down Gossip
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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Monika Smith v. Break-Time Interruptors
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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Jason Concepcion v. Hand Greeting Miscues
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Us v. “Readers” & $100 Bills [SIMULCASE]
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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Zack Binder and Ticklemuff v. Standing Up Dates
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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Jenson Titus v. Ordering While on your Phone
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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AJ Lubecker v. Premature Tab Closing
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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Sam Bodenstein v. Delegating Plans
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Fin Argus v. Unsolicited D--k Pics
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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Ciara Robinson v. Wellness Influencers
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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Lincoln Debenham v. Ghosting Your Own Plans
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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Charlie James v. Nosy Neighbors
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Jon Braylock v. Judging Thirst Traps
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Marquis The Honey Bear v. Soft Launching Break-Ups
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Us v. "California Sober"
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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Call-In Show (Pt. 2) - SEASON 1 FINALE - EP030
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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Call-In Show (Pt. 1) - SEASON 1 FINALE - EP029
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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Gifts v. Petco's Aquarium Section (with Girls Night) - EP028
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Parenthood v. Open Mouth Kissing (with Haley OC) - EP027
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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Breakup Texts v. IRL (with Jenny Zigrino) - EP026
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May 27, 2025 |
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Grocery Trips v. Clipboards (with Lizzie McGroder) - EP025
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May 20, 2025 |
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Elevator Companions v. Jenny in Apt 3B (with Jasmine Elist)
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May 13, 2025 |
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Boots v. Fur (with Haley OC)
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May 06, 2025 |
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Daddy's Nails v. The Kitchen Table
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Social Prattle v. Should We Tattle (with Jenny Zigrino)
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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A Person's Birthday v. A Cat's Desire (with Danielle Shvartsman)
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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Wedding Destination v. Gift Obligation (with Danielle Shvartsman)
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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Grandma Smart v. Kansas Board of Cosmetic Dentistry (with Will Smart)
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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Friends v. FIFO (with Mudslide)
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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Intro Trailer
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Cross Walking v. Cross Waving (with Ben Cassil)
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Line Make Out v. Line Make Joke (with Kristin O'Grady)
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Territorial Eaters v. Can I Have a Bite (with Mudslide)
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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Men v. Hugs
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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State of California v. resy.com (with Ben Messmer)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Hallmark Cards, Inc. v. Dept. of Sanitation
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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Humble v. Brag (with Ben Cassil)
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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United States Postal Service v. Curious Roommate
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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Indecision v. Unhelpfulness (with Kyle Taksar)
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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Couples v. Conversation (with Tess Sorensen)
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Bottle v. Bathroom (with Jacob Grun)
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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Checkout Flagrancy v. Marriott Bonvoy
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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Left Lane Laggard v. Lead Foot Loser (with Ross Kelly)
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Elevator Conversation v. Body Position
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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One Flight Upgrade v. Two Travelers (with Tess Sorensen)
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Soiled Denim v. Regular Washing
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Dec 05, 2024 |