Austin Anderson Show

By Austin Anderson

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Austin Anderson has been doing stand-up since 2001. He never wanted to start a podcast. He just wanted to be funny and mysterious, like God intended. But then a high-level booker broke his heart and said, “If you want to keep doing stand-up, you need a podcast.” And so, against his will, and with great reluctance... this is: The Austin Anderson Show.

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Episode Date
Daddy Came Back (Lobster Tails, Bad Remakes & Finding Hope in a Broken World)
Feb 19, 2026
I Choose Jesus Over the Machine (And I’m Not Sorry) | Ep. 88
Jan 23, 2026
I Disappeared, Moved into a Farmhouse, and Now It’s 2026 (Gas, Billionaires & the Antichrist)
Jan 19, 2026
Adam Devine Comes Home: Netflix Dreams, Megachurch Jets & God Hitting Fabio with a Goose | Ep. 86
Dec 23, 2025
Skunk Spray, Shoulder Rubs, and TLC Nostalgia | Ep. 85
Dec 22, 2025
He Put a Six-Figure Budget on Finding Bigfoot | Ep. 84
Dec 19, 2025
My Shed Exploded, Alex Jones Was Funny, and I Think Everyone’s Lying | Ep. 83
Dec 18, 2025
Spider Guys, Bong Water, and the Slow Death of Customer Service | Ep. 82
Dec 17, 2025
The Day the News Tried to Kill Me | Ep. 81
Dec 16, 2025
Fart Crimes, Fake Saints, and Flying Cars | Ep. 80
Dec 15, 2025
The Piggy Wars, Alien Butt Probes & Why Comedians Are Just Professional Haters | Ep. 79
Dec 12, 2025
Diddy, Daniel 11, and the Death-By-Poison Queen of Petty | Ep.78
Dec 12, 2025
The Sonic Egg Crisis and Nickelback Conspiracy | Ep. 77
Dec 10, 2025
Lost Notes, Fentanyl Zombies, & California’s Park of Dreams | Ep. 76
Dec 09, 2025
Shoot Your Way Out of Omaha, Baby Jesus, and the Antichrist Peace Prize | Ep. 75
Dec 08, 2025
Platypus, Death Posts, and Virgin Jack Reacher: A Journey Into Absolute Nonsense | Ep. 74
Dec 05, 2025
Alien Heartbeats, Christmas Hot Takes, and the Bill Murray Massage Van | Ep. 73
Dec 04, 2025
Elk, Eagles & Existential Crisis at 32 Degrees | Ep. 72
Dec 03, 2025
The Epstein Web, Demon Politicians & Ceiling Fan Rage | Ep. 71
Dec 02, 2025
PG Movies, Dead Santas & Why Everything Feels Fake Now | Ep. 70
Dec 01, 2025
The $25 Million Soup Can, the Saudi Comedy Trap & Thanksgiving in a Dying Empire | Ep. 69
Nov 26, 2025
Fog, Hog Escapes & The Woman Who Married ChatGPT | Ep. 68
Nov 25, 2025
Aging Bodies, Dead Pot Pies & Touching Grass Won’t Save Us | Ep. 67
Nov 24, 2025
Sedated Wisdom & Thanksgiving Weed: The America Episode
Nov 21, 2025
Root Canals, Falling Beauty Queens & AI Teddy Bears Telling Kids Where The Knives Are | Ep. 65
Nov 20, 2025
Lemonhead Economics, AI Panic & The Micro-Penis Timeline | Ep. 64
Nov 19, 2025
Candy Max, Cannibal Generals & The Collapse of Civilization | Ep. 63
Nov 18, 2025
Rambo, Rome, and the End of Comedy as We Know It
Nov 17, 2025
Bread, Bots, and the Micro-Penis That Changed History | Ep. 61
Nov 13, 2025
Breakfast, Biscuits & the Death of the Human Era | Ep. 60
Nov 12, 2025
Rome’s B-Side: Wild Stories From the Empire
Nov 11, 2025
Four Donuts, Frozen Pipes, and Potbelly Pigs With a Taste For Blood | Ep. 58
Nov 10, 2025
Pallet People, Diddy Pardons & The Death of Travel | Ep. 57
Nov 07, 2025
NATO, Alfredo, and the Death of Affordability | Ep. 56
Nov 06, 2025
America’s Meltdown, Simon Cowell’s Face, and Johnny Depp’s Killer Dog | Ep. 55
Nov 05, 2025
AI Voices, Fake Pregnancies, and Christian Millionaires | Ep. 54
Nov 04, 2025
The Squirrels Have Gone to Hell | Ep. 53
Nov 03, 2025
The Wheelbarrow Ghost and the Haunted House That Watched Us | Ep. 52
Oct 31, 2025
Even the Trees Hate Gavin Newsom, Radioactive Tsunamis, Trump’s Gold Crown & the Devil’s Cartoon | Ep. 51
Oct 30, 2025
Will Smith’s Midlife Crisis Song, Conor McGregor Finds Jesus, and Screech Loses His Mind | Ep. 50
Oct 29, 2025
The Gold Ballroom, the SNAP Fast, and Glenn Beck’s Mountain of Mormon Relics | Ep. 49
Oct 28, 2025
The Food Hangover, Face Tattoos & The Fall of America | Ep. 48
Oct 27, 2025
Pimp Ma Ma Da, Pepperoni Face, and the Disney Lies They Fed Us | Ep. 47
Oct 24, 2025
The Pope, the Ice Cube, and the Robot Apocalypse | Ep. 46
Oct 23, 2025
The Legend of the Naughty Monster | Ep. 45
Oct 22, 2025
If Trump Pardons Diddy, I’m Becoming a Preacher | Ep. 44
Oct 21, 2025
Deadly Car Wreck, Pumpkin Sacrifice & Bleeding Frat Boys | Ep. 43
Oct 20, 2025
Human Brains in Jars & Stingy Jack: Welcome to the Wetware Apocalypse | Ep. 42
Oct 17, 2025
Stolen Garfield Cats, Demon Movies & The Rise of the Human Washing Machine | Ep. 41
Oct 16, 2025
Katy Perry Didn’t Go to Space & The Legend of the Piss Goblin | Ep. 40
Oct 15, 2025
Mudslides, Hot Tub Politicians & Hamburger Helper Apocalypse | Ep. 39
Oct 14, 2025
Fall Mornings, Mr. Hollywood Stories & $2 Gas Dreams | Ep. 38
Oct 13, 2025
Blowing Up Cabins, Trump’s UFC Gladiator Games & Why Jared Leto Still Sucks
Oct 10, 2025
Analyzing Faces, Saudi Comedy Controversy, Trump & the Nobel Peace Prize | Ep. 36
Oct 09, 2025
Blockbuster, Husker Hand Signs, & Worst Comic Alive | Ep. 35
Oct 08, 2025
Tic Tacs, Taylor Swift, & 90-Year-Old Cocaine Cowboys | Ep. 34
Oct 07, 2025
Donuts, Diddy & Digital IDs | Ep. 33
Oct 06, 2025
Harvard’s Boldest New Hire, P Diddy’s Court Drama & Taylor Swift’s New Album Review
Oct 03, 2025
Frolicking in Hayfields, Florida Men, and Asking Menards for… “Cock” | Ep. 31
Oct 02, 2025
Holograms, Revelation, and Stephen King Gets Thrown Off a Cliff | Ep. 30
Oct 01, 2025
Baseball is a Secret Cult? Trump’s “Christ” Roots & Portland Gone Mad | Ep. 29
Sep 30, 2025
Running Half Marathons, Creepy Toys, and Cheesecake Lies | Ep. 28
Sep 29, 2025
Panera Soup Scam, Avatar Sucks & Ranch Bowl Mosh Pits | Ep. 27
Sep 26, 2025
Tank Tops, Bulletproof George Washington & The AI Apocalypse
Sep 25, 2025
From Buffalo Genocide to Porta Potty Redemption | Ep. 25
Sep 24, 2025
The Rapture Didn’t Happen… But These Wild Stories Did | Ep. 24
Sep 23, 2025
Touching Toes, Dave Attell, and Foggy Morning Rants | Ep. 23
Sep 22, 2025
Jason Aldean Concert, Pumpkin Patch Adventure & Why Starting Small Wins | Ep. 22
Sep 19, 2025
Pumpkin Patches, Waffle Houses & The Death of Fast Food Magic | Ep. 21 Podcast
Sep 18, 2025
Too Many Bagels, Flamingo Legs & Robot Chicken Fights | Ep. 20
Sep 17, 2025
Betrayal of Refrigerators, Robert Redford’s Hair, and Fighting Hyenas in Your Sleep | Ep. 19
Sep 16, 2025
How the Apostles Actually Died | Ep. 18
Sep 15, 2025
DayQuil, Martyrdom, and Pudding Revenge | Ep. 17
Sep 12, 2025
Charlie Kirk Is A Christian Martyr | Ep. 16
Sep 11, 2025
Walmart Tire Chaos, South Dakota Stove Hunt & Why Arby’s Must Fall | Ep. 15
Sep 10, 2025
Karen Ball Snatcher, Ding Dong Ditch Deaths, and the Sep 23rd Rapture | Ep. 14
Sep 09, 2025
Rivers of Blood, Head Cold Mondays & Comedy Scandals
Sep 08, 2025
The Price of TicTac's, Squirrel Burial & The Statue of Lucifer? | Ep.12
Sep 05, 2025
Google Plants, Darwin Awards & Comedy Store Ghost Tours | Ep. 11
Sep 04, 2025
Lyme Disease, Chainsaw Art, The Temple Of Prunes, And the America’s Got Talent Files | Ep. 10
Sep 03, 2025
Testicle Fences, Buttercream Gangs & Nicotine Pouches | Ep. 9
Sep 02, 2025
Footloose, Rabbit Feet, and a Near-Death Construction Mishap | Ep. 8
Aug 29, 2025
Baywatch Ninjas, Husker Logos, and the Day Peanuts Turned Deadly | Ep. 6
Aug 29, 2025
A Duck Thinks It’s a Chicken, Highway Cyclists, and the Curse of Things | Ep. 6
Aug 28, 2025
Where Are My Cherries And Limes? I Am Now 42 Years of Age. | Ep. 5
Aug 27, 2025
Demon Mermaids, 90’s Marilyn Manson Myths & Why Gushers Beat Fruit Roll-Ups
Aug 23, 2025
Saving Turtles, Midlife Crises & Parades Gone Soft | Ep. 03
Aug 22, 2025
Clogging, Juggalos, Ninja Turtles & Why I Hate all Star Wars | Ep. 2
Aug 21, 2025
The Biggest Loser Resurrection | Ep 1
Aug 20, 2025
Bleeding Nipples, Robot Uprisings & The P Diddy Demon
Aug 19, 2025