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This is Borderline Besties, the podcast where the three of us sit down to verbalize our unhinged thoughts. We push the limits of 'did they really just say that?' without getting cancelled...hopefully. We're Abbey, Michael, and Lauren, welcome to Borderline Besties!
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Trick or Treat, Smell Our Feet, Give Us Something Good to Eat
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Oct 29, 2026 |
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Raw Chicken, Strip Clubs, and Diarrhea
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Oct 22, 2026 |
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Deer, Fleas, and Michael’s Hatred of Halloween
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Oct 15, 2026 |
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Perms, Pooping in Public Places, & Sneakers
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Oct 08, 2026 |
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F as in Fart, Stinky Scalps, & Fist Fights
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Oct 01, 2026 |
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Collecting Pubes, Pumping Gas with Gloves, and Lavender Marriages
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Sep 24, 2026 |
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Long Second Toe, Restaurant Manners, & Vegas Weddings
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Sep 17, 2026 |
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Frosted Flakes, The Zoomies, & Butt Hair
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Sep 10, 2026 |
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Rollercoaster Tycoon, Haircuts, & Cigars
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Sep 03, 2026 |
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Hormones, Nipple Sizes, and Broccoli Salad
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Aug 27, 2026 |
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Sleeping Naked, Luteal Phase & Favorite Colors
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Aug 20, 2026 |
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Cyclospora, Standing Up to Our Bullies, & Crazy Neighbors
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Aug 13, 2026 |
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Birthmarks, Sun on Genitals, & Post-Concert Sadness
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Aug 06, 2026 |
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Pubes, Hobbymaxing, & Spicy Foods
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Jul 30, 2026 |
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Missed Periods, Pond Swimming, Long Toes
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Jul 23, 2026 |
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Farting in Prague, Crying at Parades, & Cigarette Explosions
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Jul 16, 2026 |
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Pee Anxiety, Beach Etiquette, & Male Gynecologists
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Jul 09, 2026 |
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Facebook Marketplace, Pet Psychics, & John Mayer's Big Head
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Jul 02, 2026 |
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Catching Print, Drooling, & Finding Hair in our Food
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Jun 25, 2026 |
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Public Meltdowns, Olive Garden, & Thyroid Cancer
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Jun 18, 2026 |
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What If...?
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Jun 11, 2026 |
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Our Aging Bodies
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Jun 04, 2026 |
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The Lion, The Witch, & the Audacity
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May 28, 2026 |
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Sweet Dreams & Spooky Nightmares
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May 21, 2026 |
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Conspiracy Theories
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May 14, 2026 |
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Food: The Tasty & The Terrible
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May 07, 2026 |
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We All Went to See a Psychic
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Apr 30, 2026 |
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Birthdays: Growing up & Now
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Apr 23, 2026 |
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Astrology
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Daily Struggles
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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Spring Cleaning
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Apr 02, 2026 |
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Conspiracy Theories
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Things That Feel Illegal But Aren't
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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Unhinged Google Reviews
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Childhood: 90s vs. Now
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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All Things Love
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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Hot Takes: Jeans, Airplanes, & Workout Classes
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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What It's Like to be a Girl
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Feb 05, 2026 |
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How Do I Know You Again...?
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Jan 28, 2026 |