Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
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Keith and his ex-girlfriend talk shit.
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3572: COVID-19 IS OVER! (if you want it)
27:13
COVID-19 IS OVER! At least that’s what the CDC is having us believe. Keith and Chemda discuss that big news as well as actress Anne Heche not being expected to survive her intoxicated 90 mph car crashes. Disgraced actor, sexual assaulter, and cannibal-wannabe Armie Hammer’s new job is selling timeshares on the Cayman Islands, and the duo tries to make sense of it.
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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3571: Florida Man w/ Samantha Ruddy
58:39
Samantha Ruddy makes her long-awaited return to KATG, and she helps discuss her personal life as well as Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home being raided by the FBI, Facebook giving private messages about an illegal abortion between a daughter and her mom to local authorities, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller robbing bottles of alcohol from a Vermont home.
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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3570: It Doesn’t Matter
45:58
Keith and Chemda share the top stories with you, which includes Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian’s break-up after 9 months, John Lequizamo calling out James Franco, Alex Jones being forced to pay an additional $45.2 million to the first family in his Sandy Hook-related trials, and Alec Baldwin’s thoughts and prayers to Anne Heche following her two 100 mph drunk driving crashes.
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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3569: Infowars w/ Courtney Maginnis
01:22:12
Court is in session! The fabulous Courtney Maginnis rejoins KATG to help discuss why we live in New York City, Netflix’s Trainwreck: Woodstock ‘99, and an 18-year-old Lollapalooza security guard who texted her supervisor that there’s a Lollapalooza mass shooting to get off of work early. A Russian court sentenced American Brittney Griner to 9 years in prison, Alex Jones’s first fake news trial cost him $4.1 million, and Kevin Spacey was sentenced to pay House of Cards producers $31 million over sexual harrassment. The news is hot and heavy, but with Courtney, everything is easy and breezy, baby.
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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3568: Hat Trick w/ Fahim Anwar
53:50
Surprise, surprise, surprise! Kansas, a dark red voting state and the first to vote if their state should protect abortion, voted that their state constitution should indeed protect the right to abortion! With the help of new guest and comedian Fahim Anwar, KATG tackles more political news by covering Cracker Barrel aficionados being upset at Cracker Barrel going woke by providing vegan options, Donald Trump’s political tricks, a Capitol insurrectionist being sentenced to 7 years in prison, and America killing Al Qaeda’s leader. After getting to know all about Fahim, the trio dissects the engagement of comic Dane Cook, 50, and singer/fitness instructor Kelsi Taylor, 23. Wait, what?!
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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3567: The V Word
54:40
Keith and Chemda are interacting with you live, so be subscribed to KATG.com/YouTube! After a Chemda Health Check and a discussion about winning the lottery, KATG covers how tricky people try to have you, the listener, make up stories in their favor. Examples include Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Glenn Thompson voting against the same-sex marriage bill before attending his gay son’s wedding and Will Smith’s simple video apology to Chris Rock. The duo also talks about Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello being accidentally tackled by his own security guard, R. Kelly’s former manager being convicted of calling in an active-shooter threat to stop the showing of Surviving R. Kelly, and Philippines Congressional Rep. Arnolfo Teves Jr. wanting to declare ‘ghosting’ emotional abuse. Hit that bell, baby!
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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3566: Full Frontal w/ Kevin Allison
01:05:25
The REAL open book Kevin Allison joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss male yeast infections, bed wetting, COVID, and the wonder of penises.
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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3565: It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere w/ Ben Rosenfeld
49:06
New guest Ben Rosenfeld joins the party, and the trio discusses the latest with Chemda’s COVID attack, Keith’s air fryer(!!!), and child rearing. Ben describes his prosopagnosia, and the gang talks about the practicality of noting sex sessions in your family calendar.
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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3564: Mike Cannon’s Huge Mistake w/ Mike Cannon
37:04
Mike Cannon returns to KATG as the gang discusses Chemda’s COVID, Mike’s 3-year-old son, and Melania Trump not knowing about the January 6th Capitol insurrection.
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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3563: JAQing Off w/ Christian Finnegan
54:28
Christian Finnegan, who first joined KATG in 2007(!), completes the trio that discusses the outtakes from then-President Donald Trump’s Jan. 7th insurrection speech, Republican senators saying that protecting same-sex marriage is a waste of time, and University of Texas at Dallas’s computer science professor Timothy Farage tweeting, “Can we at least try to find a cure for homosexuality, especially among men?” KATG revisits children in bars, talks about sensitive and manipulative social media posters, and delves into the asshole that is Thor.
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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3562: How to Hire a Hitman w/ Kyle Ocasio
59:22
Kyle Ocasio joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss babies in bars, how to properly hire a hitman, and Kyle’s psychic experience. Keith promises to get a psychic reading as well.
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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3561: The Rehearsal w/ Atheer Yacoub
43:57
Atheer Yacoub returns to KATG as the group discusses her family, her lover, and the state of the world: guns, hate, and vacuum cleaner fucking.
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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3560: Stay Tuned w/ May Wilkerson
56:40
May Wilkerson is back, baby! The trio discusses Jill Biden citing “bogadas” and breakfast tacos to praise Latino diversity, Donald Trump knowing if he’ll run again for President or not, and Ivana Trump being found dead on the staircase of her home at age 73. Kevin Spacey is reaching Bill Cosby numbers, and Keith reviews Elvis and Thor: Love and Thunder. May also describes her dating life and the horrors of letting a man down.
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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3559: Boss Bitches w/ Rachel Green and Kirsten O’Brien
01:03:55
Returning guest Rachel Green brings along her new podcast partner Kirsten O’Brien to help discuss the thrilling(?) James Webb Telescope pictures, the cowardly Uvalde, Texas police officers caught on video camera during the shooting, and Bradley Cooper and Huma Abedin’s love affair. Also, Dave Chappelle’s controversial special The Closer is nominated for an Emmy, and the group discusses sex positivity and openness.
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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3558: The REAL Bad Boys of Comedy
01:07:05
Keith and Chemda are back from the July 4th break to discuss what Independence Day means in 2022 as well as how Keith nailed Kyle(’s birthday). Are you good with your partner vacationing alone? They also talk about King Joey Chestnut and the real bad boys of comedy.
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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3557: Table #14 w/ Carrie Gravenson
53:40
Carrie Gravenson revisits KATG to discuss the world — from the latest Supreme Court decisions and Rudy Giuliani’s false police report to R. Kelly being sentenced to 30 years in prison. The biggest news however: KEITH GOT HIS STATE I.D. AND IS A REAL PERSON! Carrie discusses her trips to Canada and Italy, the trio talks about a new vegan burger that tastes like human flesh, and the gang comments on the Australian mayor who visited victims of drunk-driving only to then crash her car drunk-driving an hour later. Happy KATG Day!
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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3556: Character Flaws w/ Michael Harrison
46:49
New guest Michael Harrison joins KATG to discuss the freedom of doing comedy in character as well as abortion as related to church and state. The trio also discusses the Supreme Court’s 6-3 ruling of allowing a high school football coach to pray with his students on the football field, and Ghislaine Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for working to let underage girls be sexually abused. Michael discusses his odd family dynamics and looks at his past relationships.
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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3555: No Heart (Your Body Is Mine) w/ Betsy & Jack Helmuth and Caitlin Peluffo
01:04:55
KATG gets personal in this revisiting of the overturning of Roe v. Wade. They also discuss Kyle Rittenhouse’s video game Kyle Rittenhouse Turkey Shoot where the player shoots at the lamestream media and a story of a 24-year-old woman held hostage and raped who got help by adding a text to her captor’s Grubhub order. Enjoy the comedy!
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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3554: The World Is Crumbling (Skeet-Skeet, Goddamn) w/ Bianca Brady, Rod and Karen Morrow, Newsy, and Shalewa Sharpe
01:05:38
America is falling apart, but it’s still a party thanks to KATG supporter Paige who gathered your favorite KATG personalities all in one place! The gang discusses the overturning of Roe v. Wade, the FDA’s ban on Juul e-cigarettes, and the American military volunteers who were captured by Russians in Ukraine. They also talk about Keith’s recent adventures at the DMV (spoiler: he forgot to bring the original Constitution with him) as well as Brad Pitt’s search for buried treasure. Was Keith’s dad involved?!
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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3553: Tom and Jerry w/ Calvin Cato
53:00
Calvin Cato joins KATG to help discuss ingratitude as well as Bill Cosby losing his latest rape trial, Dave Chappelle announcing that he is a once in a lifetime talent, and Katt Williams claiming he has more stand-up specials than any comedian dead or alive at 12. (Keith has 16.) Calvin also shares the latest fight with his boyfriend over a mouse in the house.
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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3552: Our Father w/ Murf Meyer
46:35
Following an update on Keith’s dad’s 600 tons of gold, Murf Meyer is Self-Medicated’s Murf Meyer joins in to help discuss harm reduction, self-medication, and children. The trio also discusses how white people should honor Juneteenth, Netflix’s Spiderhead, and the internet begging Sony to release Morbius in theaters for a third time. The gang also talks about The Flash’s Ezra Miller mocking authorities that are searching for them and the 50 students at Seattle Pacific University that handed their interim president pride flags during a commencement ceremony because the school bars the hiring of LGBTQ people. And that concludes Season 1 of KATG. See you tomorrow for Season 2.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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3551: Vicious Lies w/ J.P. McDade
01:09:14
J.P. McDade joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss pop culture (SNL’s Kenan Thompson’s divorce, Tom Hanks telling paparazzi to BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!, Saudi Arabia’s LIV Golf) as well as The Atlantic article A Lost Trove of Civil War Gold, an FBI Excavation, and Some Very Angry Treasure Hunters feat. Keith and his father, Dr. Prof. Rev. Mike G. Malley, Esq., ESP extraordinaire, and speaker of tongues.
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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3550: Imposter Syndrome w/ Zach Sherwin
56:13
Zach Sherwin regales KATG with raps, stories of friendships and lies, and alternative love.
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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3549: Don’t Jump Around w/ Rod Morrow
49:43
Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss it all: Johnny Depp celebrates his court win drunk, SNL’s Horatio Sanz sued for sexually assaulting a teenager since age 15, and a woman was awarded $5.2 million against GEICO for contracting HPV in a GEICO-insured car. Boston is trying out subway pee sensors, and a Mexican town’s footbridge collapsed during its inaugural stroll causing the dignitaries to crash into the water. The mayor blames it on people jumping on the bridge before the walk.
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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3548: HOOAH w/ Rojo Perez
50:48
Fan fave Rojo Perez joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a listener letter, Top Gun: Maverick and Jurassic World: Dominion, Matthew McConaughey and Wonder Woman vs. Constant Murders, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller still in the hot seat. It’s Morbin’ Time, baby.
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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3547: Shout Out to My Ex
53:44
Keith and Chemda read your letters, and they include the follow-up to Melony debating about snooping through her man’s phone, Lucy debating about meeting her lover’s parents for the first time, and Vincient Garcia letting Keith know that he’s gotten too P.C. A Cincinnati cop was fired for tattooing PURE and EVIL on his knuckles, Warner Bros. decided to cut Aquaman’s love interest Amber Heard out of Aquaman 2, Chrisley Knows Best couple convicted of major fraud and tax crimes, and rapist Harvey Weinstein is suing Chrysler for $5 million over faulty brakes in 2019. Oh, NOW you speak up, Harvey!
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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3546: Snoop Doggin’
47:01
Keith and Chemda are here with you to discuss a listener letter regarding confronting a potential cheater as well as covering your behavior as a Devil’s advocate, the nation’s shocking thoughts on mass shootings, and the power to compare anything to anything.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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3545: Red Table Talk
50:52
Keith and Chemda return after their Memorial Day break to discuss Jada Pinkett Smith’s deep hope for celebrity reconciliation, Bill Cosby’s charges from raping a 16-year-old at the Playboy Mansion, and the fallout from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Memorial Day weekend had at least 14 mass shootings across the United States, but nothing can be done about it apparently, so let’s all try to enjoy the day the best we can. Happy Pride Month!
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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3544: Teachbot w/ Shalewa Sharpe
01:17:28
Listener favorite Shalewa Sharpe joins KATG to discuss finding love through phone scams. The trio also discusses more information that came out about the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting including the 40 cops with weapons that waited for better equipped tactical officers to arrive. Actor Ray Liotta unexpectedly passed away in his sleep, Josh Duggar was sentenced to 12 years for possessing child porn, and Kevin Spacey was hit with 4 more counts of sexual assault in the U.K. while taking the stand in Manhattan for an unrelated sexual abuse case. Have a great Memorial Thing! |
May 27, 2022 |
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3543: Top Gun w/ Dustin Nickerson
01:08:47
New guest, comic, and former youth pastor Dustin Nickerson joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting, the capturing of the NYC Q Train shooter, and violence begetting violence. Also, Keith saw a special viewing of Top Gun: Maverick, and Maverick still has a problem with authority. With that said, when he’s right … oh man he’s right.
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May 25, 2022 |
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3542: In My Feelings w/ Myka Fox
53:19
Keith and Chemda read your KATG reviews and cover your P.O. Box mail. Myka Fox joins the group to discuss romance and love bombing, dealing with tinnitus, and her recent … mugging? NYC just had its fourth subway homicide in 2022, the last NYC public payphone will be removed, and Keith reviews the horror movie Men. Place your bets.
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May 23, 2022 |
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3541: Criminology
32:15
Your best friends Keith and Chemda are here to diagnose you. Think nothing of it. They also discuss Chemda rewatching Everything Everywhere All at Once in a theater, a 911 dispatcher hanging up on a supermarket employee that called during the Tops Friendly Market mass shooting, and NBC saying they’re open to having Chris Rock host the 95th Academy Awards. The duo learns about professional baby-namers, and they talk about the prison release and love life of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli.
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May 20, 2022 |
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3540: Hollywood Vampires and the Silver Screen
37:54
Today Keith and Chemda discuss GrubHub’s catastrophic free food offer to New Yorkers and America reaching over 1,000,000 COVID deaths. The duo dissects audio from one of The Flash’s Ezra Miller’s multiple arrests, and Amber Heard denies that she shat on Johnny Depp’s bed. Selma Blair has a propensity to bite celebrities whom she admires, and Coldplay would like your help to power their concerts.
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May 18, 2022 |
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3539: The Nicest Title Ever
51:28
Keith and Chemda discuss the white supremacist shooting in a Buffalo, NY supermarket that killed 10 people. (19 weeks into the year, America has already seen 198 mass shootings.) The duo also talks about R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James being prison pals. Keith discusses Netflix’s Meltdown: Three Mile Island, which leads to covering the makeup of sociopaths, psychopaths, and Keith’s dad.
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May 16, 2022 |
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3538: No One Here Gets Out Alive
57:40
Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good.
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May 14, 2022 |
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3537: Billy Get Your Guns w/ Billy Procida
52:23
Billy Procida is so heartbroken that he can’t even talk about it. The gang tries to figure out why Billy has lifelong issues with likability, and Billy shares about letting go of his regular happy-ending masseuse, his fight on the train, and his plan to buy a gun.
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May 11, 2022 |
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3536: From Chocolate to Morphine w/ Marty DeRosa
01:09:55
New guest Marty DeRosa joins KATG to discuss comedians’ appeal of pro-wrestling, getting along with a parent later in life, Mother’s Day, therapy, podcast guests asking to edit their appearance, and how to prepare for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
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May 09, 2022 |
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3535: The Backflip w/ Dylan Adler
35:50
Dylan Adler joins KATG to discuss his news-making backflip, and the gang talks about being buried alive (It’s still happening, people!), the Dave Chappelle Hollywood Bowl attack aftermath, edibles, and the multiverse.
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May 06, 2022 |
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3534: Moon Knight’s Confusion, Amber Heard’s Dumps, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Roe v. Wade, Dave Chappelle’s Attack, and Kim, Ye & Pete w/ Chris Mancini
54:24
Comic book expert Chris Mancini joins us for an emergency visit: What the fuck was Moon Knight about?! The trio also discusses 2022’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Amber Heard’s new P.R. team, a repeal of Roe v. Wade, and Dave Chappelle getting attacked on stage. They also cover Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Kanye West for May 4, 2022.
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May 04, 2022 |
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3533: Self-Snitching w/ Clark Jones
54:13
Keith and Chemda catch up with Clark Jones and his journey through therapy: family, death, and dating
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May 03, 2022 |
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3532: Everything Everywhere All at Once w/ Danny Vega
01:19:57
Am I The Asshole’s Danny Vega joins KATG to help discuss his recent move to L.A., our fast food nation, and a horse and its trainer on meth. Danny reviews The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and Chemda saw a movie in a theater!!!: Everything Everywhere All at Once. Then the trio judges three yell-inducing Am I The Asshole posts.
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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3531: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent w/ Nick Turner
47:30
KATG regular Nick Turner catches us up on his life, marriage, and son, and he helps dive into hot topics such as Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s blood rituals, the true story behind the horror movie Hostel, Will Smith’s spiritual tour, and Nicolas Cage’s meta comedy.
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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3530: Just a Perfect Day
38:52
Oh, such a perfect day. Keith and Chemda reminisce on the Washington Square Park rendezvous with The Morrows, they follow up on the stories regarding Mike Tyson and Bill Murray’s violent behaviors, and Keith shares the latest back and forths with his father which, to Keith’s happiness, was shared with Keith’s siblings in real time.
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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3529: Dropping a Grumpy w/ Jesse Thorn
01:20:28
Hollywood historian Jesse Thorn joins KATG to cover all the Holly-weirdness including the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Bill Murray’s inappropriate on set behavior, and Mike Tyson beating up an airline passenger. That’s La La Land, baby!
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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3528: God, Dad, and Steve Harvey w/ Chris Laker
01:06:01
KATG veteran Chris Laker joins KATG to help discuss why Chris stopped smoking weed, Keith and his dad reconnecting after 2 years, and what Keith sees in his dad that’s also in British pedophile Jimmy Savile. Also, Chris found God thanks to Steve Harvey.
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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3527: Thank You, Dad w/ Liz Miele
01:13:10
Liz Miele joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a myriad of topics including Keith’s birthday, his Dad’s new emails, and the deaths of Gilbert Gottfried and Patrick Carlin. The trio also discusses the NYC subway shooting and the Boston Marathon facing off against Russia.
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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3526: Severance
45:25
Keith and Chemda are ready to celebrate Keith’s birthday, but first Keith needs to discuss AppleTV+’s Severance finale and that fuckin’ liar Ben Stiller. Then the duo talks about the first black woman to ever be on the Supreme Court, Keith reviews Chris Rock’s 2009 Good Hair, and KATG discusses a construction company mistakenly demolishing the wrong home with no punishment.
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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3525: What Is Love w/ Megan Koester
01:04:58
Megan Koester joins KATG to discuss … everything! Will Smith is banned from the Oscars for 10 years. Asexuality is explained. The trio discusses physical and emotional violence, infertility and sterilization, and marrying for spite. Oh, and mushrooms can talk to each other. Bon Appétit.
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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3524: Vulture w/ Kenice Mobley
01:00:19
Kenice Mobley joins KATG to help get to the bottom of International Asexuality Day, women’s sexual OnlyFans accounts being viewed by their fathers, and how people are able to support celebrities’ disgusting behavior. The trio talks about Britney Spears’s intimate relation with God, and Keith reviews Morbius, a superhero movie that’s so bad that he had to watch it in two parts in a theater.
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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3523: Gold Mine
01:05:42
Chemda had the most exciting weed purchasing experience of her life, Keith and Chemda discuss the KATG polls associated with the 2022 Oscars Slap and Louis C.K.’s 2022 Grammy win, and Keith’s dad is quoted in a Popular Mechanics article over $500,000,000 in missing Civil War gold.
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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3522: Vessel for Love - Part 3
49:27
Keith and Chemda continue with the fallout over The Slap Heard Around the World, including if Keith and Chemda should be allowed to discuss issues involving black people. They discuss the Academy Awards meeting to determine Will Smith’s position in the academy and Chris Rock beginning his comedy tour Ego Death. The duo also discusses platinum-selling artist Eric Church canceling an arena show last minute to see his Tar Heels play Duke in the Final Four. Bruce Willis has retired from acting due to aphasia, and KATG remembers his greatest hits and misses.
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Apr 01, 2022 |