Tell Em Steve-Dave

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 Oct 18, 2021
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Podcast by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

Episode Date
#531: Bodacious
01:10:13
Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.
Sep 27, 2022
#530: Cons-troversy
01:02:26
Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.
Sep 20, 2022
#529: Oyster Boners
01:39:06
Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.
Sep 12, 2022
#528: Koi-tastrophe
01:35:17
Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.
Sep 08, 2022
#527: Barbara Eden is 90!!
01:12:24
Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.
Aug 29, 2022
#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers
01:14:12
Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind
Aug 21, 2022
#525: The Hammer
01:05:28
Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?
Aug 08, 2022
#524: Cletus’ World
01:31:39
Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?
Jul 31, 2022
#523: Bruce Almighty
01:10:25
The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.
Jul 18, 2022
#522: The Sin of Happiness
01:08:13
Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.
Jul 10, 2022
#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies
01:14:55
Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.
Jun 29, 2022
#520: Chuck Roast
01:08:35
Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.
Jun 13, 2022
#519: Superfestation
01:22:32
De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.
Jun 06, 2022
#518: One Con and a Funeral
01:19:35
Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.
May 29, 2022
#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’
01:10:11
Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.
May 16, 2022
#516: The Vanilla Edge
01:20:34
The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.
May 08, 2022
#515: PhDeez Nutz
01:24:20
Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.
Apr 25, 2022
#514: Final Foreskin
01:19:21
Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.
Apr 17, 2022
#513: Johnny’s Choice
01:30:55
Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.
Mar 29, 2022
#512: Sack Window
01:18:43
TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.
Mar 21, 2022
#511: G-Spot and C-Man
01:41:53
Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.
Mar 15, 2022
#510: It’s all about Frank
01:15:24
The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.
Mar 08, 2022
#509: The Mooching Sack
01:34:30
Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table
Feb 27, 2022
#508: It’s Curtains For Ya
01:29:20
Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.
Feb 21, 2022
#507: F Las Vegas
01:09:02
TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.
Feb 08, 2022
#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout
01:47:14
Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.
Jan 17, 2022
#505: Anklez & Tipz
01:03:30
Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans
Jan 10, 2022
#504: Gotcha!
01:08:12
Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.
Jan 01, 2022
#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’
01:19:50
Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized
Dec 20, 2021
#502: Covid Chuck
01:25:37
Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.
Dec 13, 2021
#501: And Then There Were Two
01:03:23
With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys
Dec 06, 2021
#500: It’s The Big One
03:28:53
TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.
Nov 21, 2021
#499: Castawayed!
01:20:21
The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?
Nov 14, 2021
#498: Cometh the Early Bird
01:39:01
TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.
Nov 07, 2021
#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno
03:44:38
The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!
Nov 01, 2021
#496: Devil’s Beef
00:59:56
UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.
Oct 25, 2021
#495: …Ehhhhh
01:25:49
Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome
Oct 18, 2021
#494: Dungaree Butthole
01:15:22
TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.
Oct 11, 2021
#493: Potato Thighs
01:18:18
Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.
Sep 26, 2021
#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company
01:03:57
Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.
Sep 21, 2021
#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!
01:14:02
Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.
Sep 13, 2021
#490: Balls!!!
01:13:59
Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.
Aug 30, 2021
#489: TESD of Love
01:15:55
Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.
Aug 23, 2021
#488: Channel 1,000,000
01:20:51
Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.
Aug 08, 2021
#487: We Got Musk
01:20:40
Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.
Jul 31, 2021
#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk
01:09:19
Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.
Jul 18, 2021
#485: Westward Ho!
02:00:43
Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.
Jul 11, 2021
#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail
01:08:49
Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.
Jun 22, 2021
#483: A Joyride Into Space
01:26:05
Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.
Jun 14, 2021
#482: In praise of a bear girl
01:15:02
Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.
Jun 07, 2021
#481: Silent Sufferin’
01:16:13
Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?
May 31, 2021
#480: The Human Fifi
01:22:38
Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?
May 23, 2021
#479: Rubber Feet
01:01:49
Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.
May 09, 2021
#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me
01:07:41
Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.
Apr 25, 2021
#477: BTS 4 eva
01:04:42
Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?
Apr 18, 2021
#476: Devil Shoes
01:11:14
Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla
Apr 12, 2021
#475: King Thong
01:16:56
This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.
Mar 28, 2021
#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two
01:09:02
The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.
Mar 21, 2021
#473: Keep it De-real
01:07:45
Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.
Mar 14, 2021
#472: Senility Smiles
01:10:33
The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.
Mar 07, 2021
#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry
01:15:57
Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.
Feb 28, 2021
#470: The Cult of Tom
01:09:46
Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.
Feb 14, 2021
#469: Qovid
01:01:35
Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.
Feb 06, 2021
#468: Orange Man
01:01:18
Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl
Feb 01, 2021
#467: Swan Song
01:03:31
Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash. Also, giant wieners.
Jan 19, 2021
#466: The Birdman of Staten Island
01:15:08
Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.
Jan 04, 2021
#465: Wookiee Style
01:22:31
Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.
Dec 29, 2020
#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas
01:05:55
Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.
Dec 25, 2020
#464: Ignorance is Dope
01:19:50
Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.
Dec 16, 2020
#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips
01:31:00
Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show
Dec 09, 2020
#463: Who’s The Turkey Now?
01:15:12
Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.
Dec 05, 2020
#462: Gimme The Loot
02:10:35
Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.
Nov 30, 2020
#461: Stronger than Time
01:39:22
The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.
Nov 21, 2020
#460: Fat Tit
01:07:57
Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.
Nov 09, 2020
#459: Mask
01:00:57
Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.
Nov 03, 2020
#458: Sarcata Nagrata
01:40:50
Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.
Oct 25, 2020
#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
02:24:07
Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.
Oct 13, 2020
#456: Musical E
01:45:37
Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.
Oct 07, 2020
#455: Potpourri of TESD
01:05:49
Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?
Sep 27, 2020
#454: Eyes Up!
01:48:43
Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.
Sep 21, 2020
#453: One Boob Out
01:14:45
Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.
Sep 14, 2020
#452: Die on Every Hill
01:15:03
Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.
Aug 31, 2020
#451: I Buy Comics
01:06:10
Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.
Aug 23, 2020
#450: Silver (alert) Foxes
00:56:56
The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?
Aug 09, 2020
#449: Dr. Qlittle
01:16:54
Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.
Aug 03, 2020
#448: Sk8ter Boyz
01:02:04
Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.
Jul 20, 2020
#447: Phuc Boyz
01:08:45
A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.
Jul 13, 2020
#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout
01:10:23
Do you need one?!
Jun 22, 2020
#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil
01:10:40
Cryptids and Corona
Jun 11, 2020
#444.5: It Was The Times
01:26:01
*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’
May 24, 2020
#444: Four Colors For Life
01:11:51
Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.
May 24, 2020
#443: Q’s Blues
01:04:14
Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.
May 14, 2020
#442: Fry Guy
01:18:17
Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.
May 03, 2020
#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80
01:11:00
Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’
Apr 29, 2020
#441: Lyin’ Johnson
00:56:35
Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.
Apr 25, 2020
#440: Tit 4 Tat
01:12:24
Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?
Apr 19, 2020
#439: TESD 3-way
01:24:09
Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities
Apr 13, 2020
#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel
01:11:57
Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.
Apr 05, 2020
#437: Jim Class
01:32:13
You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!
Mar 24, 2020
#436: Overkill Junior
00:56:07
Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.
Mar 13, 2020
#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye
00:04:25
The news you’ve been waiting for
Mar 01, 2020
#435: Bry The Masseuse
01:05:26
The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.
Feb 28, 2020
#434: Are You My Mother?
01:08:30
TESD welcomes a rare guest
Feb 21, 2020
#433: Stirling Porrich
01:20:43
#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Feb 11, 2020
#432: Spreading the Disease
01:18:15
A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.
Feb 02, 2020
#431: Ill Communication
01:15:36
Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.
Jan 27, 2020
#430: Oldmandalorian
00:55:47
Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.
Jan 19, 2020
#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets
01:15:08
Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.
Jan 11, 2020
#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!
01:11:37
A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave
Dec 08, 2019
#427: Water Tastes Like Water
01:16:23
Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.
Nov 24, 2019
#426: Gone Phishin’
01:17:45
Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.
Nov 14, 2019
#425: Prince Bry of Monaco
01:33:34
The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.
Oct 31, 2019
#424: Chicken Centipede
01:28:44
Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.
Oct 27, 2019
#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose
00:57:27
Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.
Oct 21, 2019
#422: A Scarecrow’s Story
01:10:21
Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!
Oct 10, 2019
#421: Retailer Holocaust
01:09:03
Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.
Sep 27, 2019
#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)
01:03:24
Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.
Sep 15, 2019
#419: Silver Ain’t Bad
01:12:21
Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?
Sep 10, 2019
#418: QISS
01:14:09
Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.
Aug 31, 2019
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade
00:08:24
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Aug 29, 2019
#417: Little Owl Hands
01:46:20
Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.
Aug 19, 2019
#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy
00:51:37
Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.
Aug 08, 2019
#415: American Dadz
00:57:29
Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)
Aug 02, 2019
#414: This Shithole Earth
01:15:41
Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.
Jul 23, 2019
#413: Bagel Shrimp
02:34:16
Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.
Jul 15, 2019
#412: Fancy Pants
02:13:57
Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.
Jun 27, 2019
#411: Auditory Promised Land
01:06:52
How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!
Jun 18, 2019
#410: BM Bounty Hunters
01:13:42
Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career
Jun 11, 2019
#409: No More Periods, Period!
01:17:17
IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic
May 31, 2019
#408: Activate Baby Mode
01:26:11
Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.
May 25, 2019
#407: Hair by Jeffrëy
01:11:08
Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.
May 17, 2019
#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism
01:43:13
Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.
May 09, 2019
#405: Jurassic Dorks
01:34:22
Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.
Apr 24, 2019
#404: Romancing the Stone
01:24:03
Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration
Apr 15, 2019
#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy
01:25:53
Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.
Apr 11, 2019
#402: Never.
01:37:53
Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.
Mar 28, 2019
#401: After the Glory...
01:45:33
Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.
Mar 08, 2019
#400.1: Making Haystory
02:23:18
Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie
Feb 14, 2019
#400: Makin' Hay 3
05:33:29
The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers
Feb 07, 2019
#399: WrestleRama
01:30:00
Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers
Feb 02, 2019
#398: Max Factor
01:00:34
An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis
Jan 25, 2019
#397: Prank Superstar
00:56:00
Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines
Jan 15, 2019
#396: Fitbit Follies
00:56:47
Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting
Jan 08, 2019
#395: Fuller House
01:24:36
Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside
Dec 23, 2018
#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers
01:18:36
Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH
Dec 05, 2018
#393.5: Tea Time
00:48:14
Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them
Nov 20, 2018
#393: The SS Hoochie
01:01:02
Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death
Nov 09, 2018
#392: King Dong
01:24:13
Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap
Oct 29, 2018
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh
01:50:26
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Oct 20, 2018
#390: Unhuggable
00:58:35
Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148
Oct 12, 2018
#389: A Livestream to Remember
01:43:08
Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire
Oct 05, 2018
#388: Death and Periods
01:18:00
Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue
Sep 24, 2018
#387: Fuck Cantcer
01:40:08
Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black
Sep 12, 2018
#386: Washing the Martian
01:19:08
Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick
Sep 05, 2018
#385: Mr. Manager
01:40:21
A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine
Aug 29, 2018
#384: My Brother the Car
01:33:43
Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is
Aug 22, 2018
#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)
01:53:15
Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket
Aug 14, 2018
#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much
01:22:55
Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost
Aug 07, 2018
#381: Butthole Motorboat
02:42:52
Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.
Jul 31, 2018
#380:The Declan Cut Sucks
01:45:45
Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife
Jul 14, 2018
#379: Stop That Pigeon
01:04:36
The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic
Jul 06, 2018
#378: Scatman Johnson
01:48:42
Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State
Jun 26, 2018
#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy
02:11:11
Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues
Jun 25, 2018
#376: Trash Purgatory
01:46:03
Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy
Jun 07, 2018
#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep
00:03:06
Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories
Jun 07, 2018
#375: Enema Mine
01:50:48
TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount
May 31, 2018
#374: Johnson Being
02:23:13
When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime
May 26, 2018
#373.5: Story Time
00:02:06
Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge
May 20, 2018
#373: Number 5 is Alive
01:30:55
Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.
May 16, 2018
#372: King of Swing
01:21:44
While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades
May 07, 2018
#371: Daddy Edgar
02:02:34
Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free
May 02, 2018
#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave
01:11:04
Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe
Apr 24, 2018
#369: Angel Coitus
01:23:42
A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Original
Apr 10, 2018
#368: King Me!
01:01:18
After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me
Apr 03, 2018
#367: Beside Flanagan
01:32:57
Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords
Mar 17, 2018
#366: The Woods of Defecation
01:36:06
Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now
Mar 12, 2018
#365: Nobody’s Goat
01:14:34
Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile
Feb 15, 2018
#364: Himamānav
01:24:37
Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan
Feb 03, 2018
#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns
01:27:54
Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta
Jan 20, 2018
#362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz
01:35:55
Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth
Jan 15, 2018
#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End
01:55:17
Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk
Jan 09, 2018
#360: Happy Hamburger
01:16:57
Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion
Dec 22, 2017
#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz
01:03:15
Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder
Dec 16, 2017
#358: F*ck the trees!
01:55:02
A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up
Dec 02, 2017
#357: Kenan and Q
01:54:30
Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher
Nov 21, 2017
#356: Better Late Than Never
01:40:38
Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer
Nov 11, 2017
#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special
02:06:31
A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.
Oct 31, 2017
#354: Overbites Matter
01:53:07
Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth
Oct 20, 2017
#353: The Gun Show
01:27:10
Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together
Oct 07, 2017
#352: LEGO Babies
02:09:49
Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)
Sep 30, 2017
#351: NO MANGO
01:35:53
TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High
Sep 23, 2017
#350: I am the Patriarchy
01:42:59
Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space
Sep 19, 2017
#349: Down Mexico Way
01:39:58
Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta
Sep 10, 2017
#348: Time Commander in Chief
01:42:11
Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System
Aug 30, 2017
#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here
02:39:35
Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan
Aug 19, 2017
#346: Granny Comfort
01:52:54
Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock
Aug 06, 2017
#345: #NOTOKAY
01:51:12
Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment
Aug 01, 2017
#344: Ann Landahs
01:04:55
Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space
Jul 17, 2017
#343: Meet the Progressives
01:18:04
Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers
Jul 08, 2017
#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan
02:11:24
Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting
Jul 04, 2017
#341: Spooky Puss
01:09:21
Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4
Jun 24, 2017
#340: Love Warrior
01:24:04
Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken
Jun 16, 2017
#339: Flanny Got Fingered
01:42:13
Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare
Jun 10, 2017
#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams
02:04:59
Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High
Jun 01, 2017
#337: Kwigleeuh
02:09:49
Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life
May 26, 2017
#336: Mushken
02:07:47
Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside
May 14, 2017
#335: Prince Q
01:51:32
Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister
May 05, 2017
#334: Shave and a Haircut
01:20:28
Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda
Apr 28, 2017
#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus
01:36:37
Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay
Apr 25, 2017
#332: Bloody good time
00:59:03
Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride
Apr 19, 2017
#331: Is there a Doctor in the house?
01:28:52
Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty
Apr 07, 2017
#330: Try the Veal
01:46:23
The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend
Mar 25, 2017
#329: Log Box
01:55:00
Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns
Mar 18, 2017
#328: Take a Blow
01:25:30
Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia
Mar 11, 2017
#327: The Human Corn
01:02:50
Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector
Mar 07, 2017
#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love
01:10:14
Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor
Feb 27, 2017
#325: Ignorance is Holy
01:49:15
Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It
Feb 20, 2017
#324: The Verdict
01:40:44
The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me
Feb 11, 2017
#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II
01:31:48
Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together
Feb 05, 2017
#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I
01:45:20
Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation
Jan 30, 2017
#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy
01:32:31
Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies
Jan 21, 2017
#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!
01:31:31
Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied
Jan 13, 2017
#319: Nostradummies
01:37:56
Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull
Jan 10, 2017
#318: Q'z Brewz
01:28:25
2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake
Jan 01, 2017
#317: This is Why!
01:35:51
Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best
Dec 24, 2016
#316: Grasshead
01:23:04
Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close
Dec 18, 2016
#315: Woe is Q
01:42:41
Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time
Dec 10, 2016
#314: Impressing the Prof
02:48:53
The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic
Dec 04, 2016
#313: 4th and Down
02:21:45
A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction
Nov 27, 2016
#312: Tan & Poisoned
01:47:41
Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward
Nov 19, 2016
#311: Peepin' N Creepin'
01:27:36
While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City
Nov 13, 2016
#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin
01:58:10
Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table
Nov 04, 2016
#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros
01:30:31
Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547
Oct 28, 2016
#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special
02:51:11
Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick
Oct 23, 2016
#307: BQ+BM=TLF
02:17:50
Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow
Oct 15, 2016
#306: #Funeralz
02:15:20
A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark
Sep 30, 2016
#305: Batches of Patches
01:37:47
A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes
Sep 23, 2016
#304: It's Porn Dog!
01:22:53
Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man
Sep 15, 2016
#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z
02:01:16
A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.
Sep 10, 2016
#302: evaD evetS me' lleT
02:12:21
Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya
Sep 03, 2016
#301: Chocolate Clocks
01:45:48
Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life
Aug 28, 2016
#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel
03:41:37
Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar
Aug 12, 2016
#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300
01:27:57
TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say
Aug 05, 2016