5/23 Hour 4 1:00- Could Tiger ever get back to winning majors again?  14:10- O.A.R. lead singer Marc Roberge joins the Junkies to make a big announcement!

5/23 Hour 3 1:00- Entertainment Page  18:30- Would you be a fan again of Washington if Snyder is forced out?  30:20- Calls on Snyder

5/23 Hour 2 1:00- JP's weekend up in NYC for NYU's graduation 16:00- Pete Hailey 30:40- MLB's #1 prospect Adley Rutschman made his debut Saturday. 

5/23 Hour 1 1:00- Justin Thomas wins the PGA Championship over the weekend.  15:20- Jarret Bell released a story saying that the NFL is "counting votes" on potentially getting rid of Dan Snyder.  33:45- GSW up 3-0 against the Mavs. 

5/20 Hour 4   3:45 DeAngelo Hall calls Ron Rivera average 21:50 PGA Championship update 34:00 Weekend preview

5/20 Hour 3   1:20 John Feinstein 17:40 Entertainment Page 26:00 Tom Cruise wearing lifts 34:00 Carmen Electra doing Only Fans

5/20 Hour 2   2:00 BDK's summer movie preview 17:30 Buster Olney 35:13 Junkies Parlay

5/20 Hour 1   3:15 Tiger's first round at PGA Championship 18:20 Nick Saban vs. Jimbo Fisher 33:30 Anthony Gandy-Golden moving to TE

In this episode we discuss Lurch's $21 chicken.  Valdez and Drab lament how awful you feel after fast food and what could you eat daily for 50 years.  Drab accuses Valdez of Ocean City payola.  Ryan tells his Uber horror story and why are guys so messy and filthy in their college years?

5/19 Hour 4   1:00 Steve Sands 23:00 Drab's official Tiger Bet 36:00 AUA

5/19 Hour 3   5:15 Are the Eagles the class of the NFC East? 16:00 Barry Svrluga 34:00 Guy eats a daily Big Mac for 50 years

5/19 Hour 2   3:00 Wentz comments on Irsay letting him go 18:00 Buster Olney thinks Soto could be traded this summer 33:20 Calls on Soto and EB is out on the Nationals

5/19 Hour 1   3:00 Lurch's expensive chicken 18:45 Brady Quinn says Jets could start 0-9 32:50 Junkies PGA Championship draft

5/18 Hour 4   1:00 Mike Rizzo 19:30 Behind the scenes movie on women in Porn 24:00 Student/Teacher affair 33:00 Drab's big bet on Tiger

5/18 Hour 3   3:00 Johnny Depp trial 15:30 Chris Miller on Wizards drafting at 10 33:00 2000 Ravens 30 for 30 in the works 39:00 Billiards vs. Bowling

5/18 Hour 2   2:00 Nick Wright has Commanders winning 4 Games   9:00 RG3 thinks Commanders will be Super Bowl contenders 20:40 Calls on which is more likely 33:00 Pilot takes his own plane down

5/18 Hour 1   3:30 Alan Shipnuck's book about Phil Mickelson is out 18:50 Wizards select 10th in the NBA Draft 33:00 Johnny Depp trial update

5/17 Hour 4   3:00 Audio from Amber Heard on the stand 23:15 Wizards lottery night 35:00 Nats early season woes

5/17 Hour 3   3:00 Top reason husbands annoy their wife 16:00 NBA writer Gary Washburn 32:00 Lurch the art historian 38:00 Missing Link

5/17 Hour 2   3:00 Greg Cosell on Wentz 16:00 Will Wentz look different in Scott Turner's offense 34:00 Arby's manager pees in milkshakes

5/17 Hour 1   2:30 Lurch at the Hokie Club event 13:00 Tiger videos at Southern Hills 21:15 $18 beers at the PGA Championship 35:40 Pat Beverley joans on CP3

Logan Paulsen shares his insights after re-watching Cole Holcomb's and Jamin Davis's performances at linebacker in 2021. The guys go deep on how other players deficiencies affected their play as well as the specific strengths and weaknesses of each of the players on their own. Plus, Craig explains why playing middle linebacker is like being able to order from The Cheesecake Factory. What position groups are the guys most optimistic about? What groups are they most pessimistic about? Craig and Logan discuss. Plus, how do they think Scott Turner will deploy all the weapons at his disposal on offense for the Commanders? Tweet your questions to Craig at twitter.com/craighoffman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5/16 Hour 4   1:30 Tim Bontemps 26:00 Kendrick Lamar's new album 34:00 Lurch stealing muffins from the hotel breakfast

5/16 Hour 3   2:00 Will the Caps trade away players? 17:20 JP calls Luka the 2nd best NBA players 33:00 PGA Championship preview

5/16 Hour 2   2:00 Tarik El Bashir 21:45 Lurch loves watching the Johnny Depp trial 38:00 Jim Irsay's weird video of him singing on a plane

5/16 Hour 1   2:50 Lurch goes to Ocean City 16:00 Caps playoff run ends  26:00 Should Caps enter a rebuilding phase? 37:00 Calls on Caps getting younger

5/13 Hour 4   3:00 Junkies schedule predictions 21:30 Finalizing the Junks game-by-game predictions 34:00 EB weed whacking for his mom

5/13 Hour 3   1:00 John Feinstein 21:40 Guys disrespect umbrellas 37:00 Lars Eller

5/13 Hour 2   4:45 EB thinks the Ravens and Lamar hate each other 18:00 Danny Woodhead trying to qualify for the US Open 25:20 JP wants Valdez to try and qualify for the US Open 36:00 Weekend Parlay

5/13 Hour 1   5:45 76ers get bounced from the NBA Playoffs 18:30 Commanders schedule released 36:20 Crypto stocks plunge

Kevin Sheehan joins as the first ever guest on Take Command on schedule release day in the NFL. Kevin talks with Craig Hoffman and Logan Paulsen about why he looks forward to the day, what he cares about when the schedule is announced, and why he continues to do a mock schedule every year. Logan and Craig also give a player's and a reporter's perspective on schedule release day. The guys then dive into the Washington Commanders scheduled opponents. What games are they looking forward to? Which matchups do they want to see early or late in the season? What are the biggest storylines? That leads to an extended conversation about the Vikings first game in DC since Kirk Cousins left, which will also feature new head coach Kevin O'Connell's return. Craig explains why he believes KOC will be a standout head coach while Logan and Kevin express their doubts. In the first of their NFC East Divisional scouting reports, Logan and Craig look back at the New York Giants off-season so far. Logan goes deep on the NYG draft class, highlighted by Evan Neal and Kayvon Thibioeaux while Craig explains why he thinks the Giants best move was bringing in Brian Daboll as head coach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Valdez and Drab praise Cakes for being the show punching bag this week with regards to his Caps jinx and bald head.  Are the guys prepared to go shirtless this Memorial Day? Valdez is jealous of Vinny and Joe's relationship with EB.  Drab explains how giddy Eric gets with his new goombas.  Plus, listen to the strategy of how to live on the lam.  See you in Zihuatanejo!

5/12 Hour 4   4:00 EB's mom wants to go to Bonefish 10:00 Doo Doo stock market 16:30 Pickleball silly Ben Johns 35:15 Lurch hosting a Hokie Club event

5/12 Hour 3   1:30 Samantha Pell 19:25 Cakes flexing his Stanley Cup muscles 32:00 JP and Lurch hosting an event for Cal Ripken

5/12 Hour 2   1:30 Commanders weak schedule   7:30 EB's continued disrespect for the Lions 20:00 Blowing a 3 goal lead 33:00 Calling someone bald can be considered harassment

5/12 Hour 1   2:50 Caps blow a 3 goal lead 14:00 Did Cakes jinx the Caps again? 25:20 Is Cakes addicted to Twitter? 36:20 Greg Norman needs media training

5/11 Hour 4   1:00 Mike Rizzo 20:00 Sam Howell has never had steak 32:00 Drab's exhausted wife

5/11 Hour 3   2:15 Joe Beninati 28:00 Ugly Balenciaga sneakers 36:00 More EP and EB's drink tally  

5/11 Hour 2   2:30 Commanders schedule leak 21:00 Awful foods and Eat What You Want Day 35:30 Cee Lo's new GoGo song

5/11 Hour 1   4:00 EB's man date with Vinny and Joe 22:00 Tom Brady's mega deal with Fox 35:00 PGA will not allow players to participate in LIV events

5/10 Hour 4   2:00 NFL Schedule release   9:00 Tom Brady will be Fox's NFL Analyst 17:00 Surprise guest Vinny and Joe 32:50 Junkies Pizza tasting

5/10 Hour 3   2:00 Lurch gets a new grill   8:20 Britney Spears nudes 16:00 Neil Greenberg 32:00 What should Cakes' penalty be?

5/10 Hour 2   1:15 Torrey Smith is team Wentz 19:00 Cakes' morning skate 35:20 Cakes' unflatter pic of him

5/10 Hour 1   4:00 Caps lose to Panthers in OT 12:00 Cakes tweets asking for pics of forlorn Panthers fans 26:20 Theories on why Cakes would tweet such a thing before the game was over 37:00 Update from the Bama fugitives 

5/9 Hour 4   1:00 Craig Laughlin 24:00 Dr. Strange 2 is #1 at box office 30:15 Did someone rip a fart at Johnny Depp trial? 34:30 Surprising offense for the Nats

5/9 Hour 3   2:00 Sam Fortier 20:00 JP needs a new laptop .26:00 EB's senior moment at the grocery store 36:00 QB's reuniting with college receivers

5/9 Hour 1   1:10 Tourists die while at Sandals in Antigua 15:10 Caps vs. Panthers 24:40 Cakes gets 6 tickets for playoff game 32:00 NBA Playoffs

5/9 Hour 1   2:30 Drab gets a flat tire after hitting a pot hole 16:40 Caps take a 2-1 lead 28:00 Wells Fargo at TPC Potomac 35:40 Rich Strike wins Kentucky Derby

5/6 Hour 4   1:05 Caps' Morning Skate 15:30 Caps "Who Am I?" 25:30 Entertainment Page 31:30 Skippy calls in

5/6 Hour 3   2:00 John Feinstein 19:00 Comedian Kevin Nealon in studio 37:10 Web site speculates Jimmy G was traded for impregnating Kraft's GF

5/6 Hour 2   1:00 BDK's reviews 19:15 Colts GM wouldn't have kept Wentz if they made the playoffs 34:50 Junkies Weekend Parlay

5/6 Hour 1   2:20 EB in New York   8:45 Caps lose to Panthers 25:20 Phil Mickelson drops $40 million in gambling losses 37:00 New Commanders band

5/5 Hour 4   8:00 Drake slides into DM of wife of a troll 16:00 Rock n Roll HOF inductees 24:00 Gifts for the Junks 30:00 Ask the Junks ANything

5/5 Hour 3   2:20 Jason La Canfora's tiers of QB's for 2022 20:00 EB is bitter at the Carson Wentz disrespect 40:00 Lars Eller

5/5 Hour 2   3:00 EB confused by Star Wars Day 15:20 Audio from Amber Heard on the stand 27:30 Caps play-by-play man John Walton

5/5 Hour 1   8:00 Cakes at MGM National Harbor 18:00 EB's day out at TPC Avenel for the Wells Fargo 36:00 RG3 trying to make a comeback with Dallas

5/4 Hour 4   1:00 Mike Rizzo 18:00 Junks are riveted by convict and prison worker escaping in Bama 30:00 Former convict explains how this happens 33:30 Game for Caps tix

5/4 Hour 3   1:00 NHL reporter Greg Wyshynski 19:15 Amber Heard has PTSD 27:40 People rushing the stage 33:00 Cakes' Morning Skate

5/4 Hour 2   3:00 Lurch's birthday present   9:30 What to do for Mother's Day 19:00 Ryan Tannehill says he won't mentor Malik Willis 36:00 Commanders new power ranking after the draft

5/4 Hour 1   2:50 Caps take Game 1 against Pathers 20:00 Caps percentage to win the series after stealing Game 1 34:15 Dave Chappelle attacked on stage

5/3 Hour 4   1:00 PFF's Brad Spielberger 23:30 Trivia for Caps playoff tickets 34:00 Comeidan Lewis Black

5/3 Hour 3   3:00 Entertainment Page 18:00 Evaluating the 2022 QB Class 32:30 EB on TV during the Lax game

5/3 Hour 2   4:00 Commanders drafting a RB 18:00 Caps Playoffs 30:20 Calls on Caps/Panthers matchup

5/3 Hour 1   6:00 Cakes watches Valdez play in the Pro-Am 19:30 EB loves college baseball 28:40 EB excited for Sam Howell 34:00 PGA Pro Chad Ramey

5/2 Hour 4   4:00 Lurch watched all of Ozark 22:00 Lurch impressed with Ravens draft 28:00 Drab loved Seahawks draft 32:00 Terps Safety Nick Cross

5/2 Hour 3   1:00 Rick Snider 19:20 Audio from Martin Mayhew about knowing team needs 32:20 Tarik El Bashir

5/2 Hour 2   1:20 Boston Globe's NFL writer Ben Volin 16:00 Sam Howell's future with Commanders 31:20 Calls about Howell and how Commanders will use him