Bill rambles with comedian Jim Florentine about prank phone calls, social media, and going to concerts.

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Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 40:15

Throwback Episode: 40:20 - 1:38:38

Bill rambles about abandoning your life, NFL predictions and Derek Jeter's last game at Fenway.

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks WEEK 4: 1:38:50 - end

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Van Halen -  Unchained

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Bill rambles about golfing, water slides, and things you want but can't have.

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Bill rambles with comedian Joe List about his new movie 'Fourth of July, the Boston comedy scene, and acting.  Watch 'Fourth of July' at www.LouisCK.com

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 44:20

Thursday Throwback: 44:45 - end

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Thenewno2 - Make It Home

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Bill rambles about kids movies, 'drinkable water', and handling a shitty teacher.

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Bill rambles about tucked-in shirt people, music store employees, and book choices.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 32:50 

Throwback Episode: 33:00 - 01:44:58 

9-15-22 Bill rambles about his new album, caning, and stuff crust pizza.

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 01:44:59 - end

Thursday Afternoon Interlude Music:  Dent May - Home Groan

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Bill rambles about the games, getting jumped on, and bringing water trucks to Mississippi.

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Bill rambles about San Francisco, pre-internet bands, and relating to other generations.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 29:40

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 29:41 - 1:19:05

Throwback 9-8-14: 1:19:06 - end

Bill rambles about the Toronto Film Festival, NFL pre-game analysis and not letting chaos in your life.

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Bill rambles about the heat, rich people living underground, and fighting the neighbor.

Bill rambles about aggressive robots, the wrong building, and S.U.V.'s.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Kula Shaker - Shower Your Love

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Bill rambles about professional gamblers, walking away muttering, and Hawaiian sports.

Bill rambles about Toronto, diagonal walkers, and Taxi Driver.

Bill rambles about his show at Fenway Park.

Bill rambles about questionable workouts, robbery, and hanging back easht.

Bill rambles about a consumer altercation, the population debate, and farmland.

Bill rambles about the news, the squeegees being back, and population numbers.

Bill rambles about a playground altercation, working in a kitchen, and reading the whole article.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about sports, shopping, and airport travel.

Bill rambles about which finger to lose, suing a newspaper, and world evils.

Bill rambles about gym people, cult robes, and cult recruitment. 

Bill rambles about medical side effects, Red Rocks reactions, and plastics.

Bill rambles about the All-Star Game, 'ass-Hooters', and Home Depot.

Bill rambles about a medical procedure, the great gold robbery, and useless car features.

Bill rambles about accidentally cursing someone out, progressive metal, and getting rated a '4' by your wife.

Bill rambles about soothsaying, wet vacs, and baseball.

Bill rambles about tribal morons, kid's habits, and a reality show house.

Bill rambles about shows in Canada, his trip to France, and river life.

Bill rambles from his car about announcers, paving paradise, and eating his balls at the Comedy Store.

Bill rambles about Woodstock, his new truck, and ultimatums. 

Bill rambles about Vermont, 'American Buffalo', and uniforms.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude -  Mitch Murder - The Touch

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Bill rambles about math tears, fighting back against the robots, and righteous vegans.

Bill quietly rambles about lard-ass social media losers, the dawn of 'club kids', and the Celtics.

Bill rambles about playoffs, double double espressos, and national donut day.

Bill rambles about contemporary excuses, the finals, and disposable people.

Bill rambles about the NBA, gene edited hamsters, and Vicks vapor rub

Bill rambles about cookies, animal documentaries, and lunatics.

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Bill rambles about Florida, 'Billy Boy', and UFO's.

Bill rambles about his new tour dates, flannel, and social media apps.

Thursday Afternoon Music Interlude:  Kula Shaker - Last Farewell

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Bill rambles about Northern California, fasting, and home remedies.

Bill rambles about dented cars, reverse cameras, and playoffs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Feel Another Day -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtlvSLIgmBg

Bill rambles about hockey, the Forum, and alliteration. 

Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.

Bill rambles about performing at the Hollywood Bowl with Dave, Zoom calls, and super-hero movies.

Bill rambles about a medieval looking object, 'here to change the game', and donuts.

Music Interlude:  CARRTOONS (feat. Nigel Hall) - Groceries

Bill rambles about Columbus, flying high speed through a canyon, and demisexuals.

Bill rambles about throwing out the first pitch, walking around Boston, and stretching.

Bill rambles about Fenway Park, the Easter Bunny, and round Earth heckling.

Bill rambles about inflation, baseball, and parking.

Bill rambles about the Masters, souvenirs, and Turtle Wax.

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Bill rambles about dumb Presidents, the news, and parenting on one front.

Bill rambles about kayaking the English Channel, American made products, and double-neck guitars.

Bill rambles about restraint, garbage day, and college hoops.

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Bill rambles about filming, the Bill Burr museum, and collecting things.

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Bill rambles about racing, filming, and food trucks.

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Bill rambles about rich families, incorrect use of words, and evil nerds.

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's Day, shoe throwing, and food poisoning.

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Bill rambles about food poisoning, self-driving cars, and cologne.

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Bill rambles about alarms, zoos, and cappuccinos.

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Bill rambles about cold medication, Looney Tunes, and hacky activism. 

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Bill rambles about new drum songs, news, and good news.

Bill rambles about invasion, tourism, and drug robbery.

Bill rambles about America, boomer names, and his dream retirement home.

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Bill rambles about a Housewives, retirement, and mugging stories.

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Bill rambles about being shamed, West Side Story, and being a gingered snowman.

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Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, elastic waistbands, and bank robberies.

Bill rambles about sports history and the chick who pretended to be black, with the lovely Nia.

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Bill rambles about his show in Palm Springs, looks up 'NATO', and how to find a hot woman.

Bill rambles about counterfeits, Tom Brady, and reads the news.

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Bill rambles about snow, popular podcasts, and why the media starting a war with Russia.

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Bill rambles about horses in pharmacies, Meatloaf - my dude, and Louie Anderson.

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Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, 'stopping hate', and Canadian Dictators.

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 Bill rambles about Disney, not knowing, and thermals.

Thursday Podcast 00:00 - 22:26

NFL Segment 22:27- 50:41

Throwback. 50:42 - end

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Bill rambles about parental side effects, true crime, and Congress' stock trades.

Bill rambles about specialists, psilocybin, and Utah. 

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 34:08

Anything Better NFL Preview: 34:09 - 1:06:36

Throwback: 1:06:37 - end

Music Interlude: Snakadaktal - Fall Underneath

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Bill rambles about his vacation, the Apple Watch, and the great Bob Saget.

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Bill rambles about the glorified keg party at the Capitol, sleep, and transitioning.

Bill rambles about Bowl games, dictators, and Carlin.

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Bill rambles about Kenny G, old school teachers, and recycling.  

Bill rambles about Christmas gifts, airlines, and dog killing monkeys.

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Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan which turns into a complete back and forth trashing. PART II

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Bill rambles with the great Jim Gaffigan about comedy styles, killing lobsters, and clown food.  Part 1 of 2.

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Bill rambles about Indianapolis, songs about Jane, and cold remedies.

Music Interlude: Vels Trio - Ochre Pt. 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYN_b5mWbI

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - 35:41

Anything Better NFL Preview:  35:42 - 1:05:24

'Why Are You Going to Indianapolis Bill': 1:05:25 - 1:24:57

Throwback 12-16-21: 1:24:58 - end

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Bill rambles about cities, rounding up change, and paying for love.

Bill rambles about the return of the feral cats, things you can get away with in public, and evil numbers.

Thursday Podcast: start - 36:23

Anything Better NFL Preview: 36:24 - 56:48

Throwback MMP 12-9-12:   56:49 - end

Music Interlude: Sam Wilkes - Today Sam Wilkes Bandcamp

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Bill rambles about being an adult, being a dictator, and whether or not a listener is being an asshole.

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Bill rambles about bad internet code, spritzing the tree, and shooting a home invader.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  start - 33:18

NFL Preview: 33:19 - 52:42

Throwback: 52:43 - end

Music Interlude: Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan's 115th Dream

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Bill rambles about getting sneakers as a kid, his first move as dictator, and a dilemma.

Bill rambles about Fanny, running away from home, and F is for Family with drummer Alice De Buhr.

Music Interlude: Fanny - Blind Alley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3uwtegPEY

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 0- 42:55

NFL Week 12 Preview: 42:56 - 1:08:40

Throwback MMP 11-25-13:  1:08:39 - end

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Bill rambles about Vegas, puke, and TikTok.

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Bill rambles about F is For Family Season 5, sleeping in public, and polygamist ex-wives.

Music Interlude: Night Moves - Fallacy Actually | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXLdTrQXzX4

Thursday Afternoon Podcast 0:00-38:23

NFL Week 11 BetMGM Preview 38:24 - 1:03:17

Throw Back Nov 11, 2013 - 1:03:17 - 2:19:49

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Bill rambles about Detroit, the Bartnick story, and toenail painting.

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Bill and Jason Newsted talk about aviation.

Bill rambles with Jason Newsted about the anniversary of Metallica's 'Black Album'.

Newsted Interview: 00:00-57:000

BetMGM NFL Preview w/Paul Virzi: 57:00-1:35:00

Throwback Episode: 1:35:00-end

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Bill rambles about San Jose, 'Indians' vs 'Native Americans', and the south.

Bill rambles about Immoral Compass, a new show he produced with creator Tyler Falbo.

Bill rambles about the name 'Bill', climate capitalists, and loud cats.

Bill rambles about 'how easy men have it', the World Series, and old school cities.

Bill rambles about California rain, high profile gangsters, and Pope Pius XII.

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Bill rambles about Cleo and the playoffs.

Bill rambles about the Rich Bitch Tour, Catholics during WWII, and pink month.

Bill rambles about stand up spots, 'mediocre white males', and week 6 picks.

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Bill rambles about over celebrating, Mario Batali, and office mutiny.

Bill rambles about Presidential styles, White House comforts, and whittling.

Bill rambles about filming in Colorado, malts, and closing the curtains before sex.

Bill rambles about St Louis, daredevils, and a lonely roller coaster ride.

Bill rambles about sleep sacks, Sofi Stadium, and interrupting.

Bill rambles about gym showers, Live at MSG, and The Temptations.

Bill rambles about Red Rocks, super-sonic flights, and honeymoons.

Bill rambles about Kansas City, Norm Macdonald, and NFL week 2.

Bill rambles about Penn State, New York habits, and screaming at the top of his lungs.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about NFL Week 1 and interviews Sterling Harjo, creator of Reservation Dogs, a show that features ol' freckles on this week's episode.

Bill rambles about bagels, Law & Order, and college football.

Bill rambles about life advice, Vietnam, and spandex crimes.

Bill rambles about Florida, skateboarding, and Grandma law suits.

Bill rambles about flying solo, kids fighting back, and guns.

Bill rambles about getting 'the look', sharks vs. helicopters, and Australia.

Bill rambles with the One Man Thrillride about wrestling, depressing news, and shitty promoters.

Bill rambles about parenting with tablets, the French marathon runner, and Wendy's.

Bill rambles about the Wilbur show, Spider-man, and swimming in the ocean.

Bill rambles about fast foods, cyclists, and laughter bans.

Bill rambles about movie make-up, pile on teams, and bicycles.

Bill rambles about New England Chinese food, cat shit, and childhood snacks.

Bill rambles about the Olympics, black bean burgers, and skateboarding.

Bill rambles about Delta, world wars, and waffles.

Bill rambles about the Finals, catholic guilt, and Boston comedy.

Bill rambles aboutBill rambles about shark attacks, cake, and England.

Bill rambles about binging, treasonous news outlets, and feral cats.

Bill rambles about the Mediterranean, bears, and a dream business.

Bill rambles about teams getting raked, the NYC subway, and drum vibes.

Bill rambles about Vegas, idiots who lack talent, and 'things that needed to be said'.

Bill rambles about zen, the housing market, and Van Halen.

Bill rambles about being a fatty, Formula 1, and abuse of power.

Bill rambles about playoffs, 'Sex and the City', and finishing things.

Bill rambles about rare 70's flicks, getting 'one upped', and more 'Things I Shouldn't Have Said'.

Bill rambles about the HABS, fat gingers and numbing your member.

Bill rambles about his birthday, college, and more 'Things I Should Have Said'.

Bill rambles about his birthday, a cameo from Sebastian Bach, and playoffs.

Bill rambles about kids parties, Boston Baked Beans, and 'Things I Should Have Said'.

Bill rambles about falcons in Jersey, bootlegs, and playoffs. 

Bill rambles about the Real Housewives, passive aggressiveness, and prenups.

Bill rambles with comedian and actor Jackie Flynn about the unhinged days of the Boston comedy scene.

Bill rambles about art, 70's flicks, and ketamine.

Bill rambles about global complexities, mayhem at restaurants, and the 80's attitude.

Bill rambles about going to the movies, 'mood drugs', and extreme politics.

Bill rambles about snapping, super stores, and self-checkout lines.

Bill rambles about an episode of Dateline, governments, and performative justice warriors.

Bill rambles about not watching the news, doing spots, and Hallmark cards.

Bill rambles about pool day, super death wobble, and Gen Z.

Bill rambles about breaking up, sponsorships, and checking out of society.

Bill rambles about magazine articles, flat earth logic, and shameless obesity.

Bill rambles about Buffalo, selling tickets and the Pope Of Greenwich Village

Bill rambles about his bird's eye view, cool names, and exhaling anger.

Bill rambles about shots, sports, and cooking.

Bill rambles about golf, automated calls, and 'fit privilege'.

Bill rambles with drummer Benny Greb about his new book 'Effective Practicing for Musicians“. 

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Bill rambles about 'not deep, deep shit', dream cars, and religious freaks.

Bill rambles about hanging pictures, Urgent Care questions, and getting stitches.

Bill rambles about March, curfews, and fat people bragging.

Bill rambles about 'Down Under', mushroom revelations, and bunny dreams.

Bill rambles about vaccines, curfews, and chocolate malts.

Bill rambles with Dean Edwards about his new special, grudges, and uptown rooms.

Bill rambles about CEO's, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and vibe music.

Bill rambles in a British accent about royal relocation, getting fitted for a suit, and Australia & New Zealand.

Bill rambles about haunted houses, misinformation, and Tom Wilson hit.

Bill rambles about internet scams, Ben Franklin, and Buddha Bowls.

Bill rambles about yelling at TV menus, desert activities, and hospital photos.

Bill rambles about competing vaccines, hosts, and classic music recordings.

Bill rambles about Texas, train living, and cankles.

Bill rambles with with Wolf Van Halen about guitar lessons from his dad, the guy in the Dream Theater shirt, and making his new album.

Bill rambles about Valentine’s Day cards, long-winded recipes, and reads some angry emails.

Bill rambles about the vaccine, hockey, and landing on a helipad.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, invading countries, and following your dreams.

Bill rambles about unnecessary renovations, nukes, and expensive wine.

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Bill rambles about GameStop, insulation, and liars.

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Bill rambles about felony murder, the 'on' button, and fat angels.

Bill rambles about Dave Richardson, long winded people, and relationship red flags.

Bill rambles about insulation, speeches, and news insanity.

Bill rambles about playoffs, desserts, and disappearing.

Bill rambles about coming together, sports titles, and flying over LA.

Bill rambles about childhood clothes, hollow earth, and how to deal with a woke sister.

Bill rambles about current affairs, the Broad, and parking lot anxiety.

Bill rambles about conspiracies, wealth, and posting celebrity crush pictures.

Bill rambles about rain, home repairs, and ear care.

Bill rambles about technology, c**t neighbors, and salads.

Bill rambles about food shopping, bad information, and losing his shit building a bike.

Bill rambles about people flipping out, French films, and advice for an Asian dude.

Bill rambles about helicopters, food detox, and taking on too much excitement.

Bill rambles about ordering etiquette, crying, and tea shit talkers.

Bill rambles with Kevin Bacon about playing Boston cops, being a dad, and 'three on the tree'.

Bill rambles about learning French, Texas, and bad neighbors from around the world.

Bill rambles about double standards, Texas, and renting movies.

Bill rambles about losing his temper, lockdowns, and sleep sex.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about seasoning food, grilling, and his Grammy nomination.

Bill rambles live from the Troubadour about Quiet Riot, life in the Middle east, and more dumb questions for employees.

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Bill rambles about hallucinogens, tinnitus, and taking the extra point.

Bill rambles about the Middle East, vaccination laws, and authentic Mexican food.

Bill rambles about Oklahoma, recounts, and Oreo cookies.

Bill rambles about election results, future governments, and sink holes.

Bill rambles about vote counting, hearsay, and shitty news.

Bill rambles about the election, voting third party, and dumb questions on the job.

Bill rambles about the Covid Dodgers, lame ducks, and the phone in his ears.

Bill rambles about the weekend games, a spree killer, and dumb lawyer questions.

Bill rambles about LA fires, MotoGP, and massage guns.

Bill rambles about his Sunday, U.S. foreign policy, and junk food moms.

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about his new movie 'The Opening Act', hiding from a Marine's wife, and open mic brawls.

Bill rambles about his week at Saturday Night Live, modern scams, and dumb questions at work.

Bill rambles about Eddie Van Halen, an old school bar gig, and Eddie Van Halen.

Bill rambles about animals, whore-wear, and NFL football.

Bill rambles about getting answers, physicist groupies, and bad information.

Bill rambles about getting heckled by comedy show neighbor, Connecticut, and flying physics.

Bill rambles about beach people, grand conspiracies, and buying land.

Bill rambles about Hollywood, political parties, and famous inventors.

Bill rambles about NFL football, parenting, and the LA fires.

Bill rambles about keyboards, Florida, and the Cobra Kai.

Bill rambles about psychos with power, media manipulation, and life in 'flyover' states'.

Bill rambles with Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano about NYC, childhood pressures, and not listening to other parents.

Bill rambles about Chicago, School House Rock, and avoiding violence.

Bill rambles about yoga pants, folding the tent, and being a fat bastard.

Bill rambles about Chappelle's camp in Ohio, the East India Trading Company, and funeral arrangements.

Bill rambles about modified mosquitos, stand-up in the woods, real karate.

Bill rambles about doing stand up over the weekend, 'Tread', and Russian medical school.

Bill rambles about Wayne Previdi, visibility, and classic stereo stores.

Bill rambles about sports, night animals, and canceling a girlfriend.

Bill rambles with KC Mathieu about growing a business, the science of paint, and Bill's defense of the Prius.

Bill rambles about Milwaukee, David Foster, and splitting the check.

Bill rambles about earthquakes, WWII, and Mario Batali' cookware.

Bill rambles about liberals co-opting Carlin, side-car racing, and the Navy.

Bill rambles about gift cards, high school, and being a douche.

Bill rambles about MOTOGP, young people, and pot roasts.

Bill rambles about baseball, silencers, and MotoGP.

Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, animal fights, and managing libidos.

Bill rambles about re-openings, ridiculous real estate shows, and his promise to the green bag.

Bill rambles about serial killers, the Stanford Band, and wokeness.

Bill rambles about getting out, the Troubadour, and football in July.

Bill rambles live at the Troubadour about astronauts, the Rogan mask clip, and how to tell a friend to fuck off.

Bill rambles about cruise ships, colleges, and running out of stuff to do.

Bill rambles about precocious kids, Kenny Rogers, and Jim Kiick.

Bill rambles about the weak dying off, sugar rushes, and literal glass houses.

Bill rambles about snitches, celebrity videos, and Wu-Tang Clan.

Bill rambles about being optimistic, CrossFit, and deflecting guilt.

Bill rambles about bicyclist assholes, doing your own electrical work, and the realities of banking.

Bill rambles about and Dad brain, boy bands, and Drew Brees-zuz.

Bill rambles about human behavior, Akasegawa Genpei, and controlling hormones.

Bill rambles with Pete Davidson and Ricky Velez about The King of Staten Island, 'Up', and basketball at Disney World.

Bill rambles about beach goers, Sharknado movies, and putting stuff to bed.

Bill rambles about meal prep, helmets, and contradicting stats.

Bill rambles about psychic abilities, small businesses, and the other hits.

Bill rambles about America the great, hit producers, and heroes.

Bill rambles about 'More Than Words', Plato, and the Queen's business.

Bill rambles with Aisha Alfa about playing competitive soccer, not voting, and her new album.

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Bill rambles about Joe six pack, Jordan docs, and talking about other people’s money.

Bill rambles about thanking the doctors, football cards, and Bill Laimbeer at the top of key.

Bill rambles about the passage of time, Jordan, and painters.

Bill rambles about Kiss, 'The Five Chinese Brothers', and painters.

Bill rambles with Al Jourgensen of Ministry about his new single, and a pop-in with Les Claypool.

Bill rambles about the dog shit diet, Drake, and that X on the floor.

Bill rambles about clutter, air rage, and vaccines.

Bill rambles about animal fights, price gouging, and the great indoors.

Bill rambles about peak week, long drives, and documentaries. 

Bill rambles about making your bed, armed drones, and a report from the kitchen.

Bill rambles about safe walks, oil, and forced quarantine by your family.

Bill rambles about the upside of a pandemic, the Cheesecake Factory, and the thigh master.

Bill rambles about coming together, shops for boats and helicopters, and celebrity crying videos.

Bill rambles about the big trade, Billy Connolly, and childhood fights, with the lovely Nia.

Bill rambles about humanity's true colors, 'sending the wrong message', and dome earth.

Bill rambles about panic, cancellations, and healthy conspiracies.

Bill rambles with Dean Delray about the upcomingmBon Scott birthday show, flat earth, and throwing shit out.

Bill rambles about playing in LA, politician salaries, and living off the land.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about sneakers, flying, and food.

Bill rambles about pop psychology, conspiracies, and Bryant Gumble.

Bill rambles about flat-Earthers, Joel Olsteen, and dog training.

Bill rambles about the debates, confusing what day it is, and fine art with the Lovely Nia.

Bill rambles about the XFL, nutrition, and being a parent.

Bill rambles about headliner Joel Olsteen, Mr. Microphone, and the XFL.

Bill rambles about Oscar pre-game, nose jobs, and being a leader.

Bill rambles with Tom Papa about 'living in the moment', classic stuff, and how everything fun kills you.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, things that should be illegal, and conflicting food facts.

Bill rambles about William Shatner running, weekend predictions, and plant based diets.

Bill rambles about the tragedy in Calabasas, baking a cake, and sober activities.

Bill rambles with legendary comedian Don Gavin the historical Boston comedy scene, classic Celtics, his new film.

Bill rambles about the NFL, stealing signs, and old guys in yoga class.

Bill rambles about the Championship Game, dancing, and cheaters.

Bill rambles about the playoffs, illuminati television, and fatties.

Bill rambles about Memphis, major league venues, and New Orleans.

Bill rambles about having a temper tantrum in an Apple store, Hollywood hypocrites, and male lactation rebuttals.

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, eating like trash, and potty training books.

Bill rambles about the end of the decade, male lactation, and how to break up with someone.

Bill rambles about Christmas, NBA, and examining your happiness.

Bill rambles about passing his test, track racing, and Christmas movies.

Bill rambles about doing things the hard way, playoffs, and preparing for tests.

Bill rambles about unboxing new tech, The Mandalorian, and calling a girl cute.

Bill rambles about primates, meat substitute colorization, and the Golden Globes controversy.

Bill rambles about the weekend in sports, dangerous Christmas toys, and pheromones.

Bill rambles with the Lovely Nia, Justin Long, and Sam Rockwell.

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Bill rambles about the weekend games, SLAYER, and appropriate gifts.

Bill rambles about his history with test taking, keeping your expenses low, and black Friday.

Bill rambles about the greatness of Thanksgiving, Ukraine, and dealing with animals in the family.

Bill rambles about basketball, extra steps, and the news.

Bill rambles about mosquitoes, no football, and feeling alive.

Bill rambles about progressive tweets, movies on the plane, and the quality of life in New York City.

Bill rambles about college football, Comics Come Home, and then talks to comedian Jessica Kirson.

Bill rambles about Boston, covered up news stories, and the craziest state in the U.S.

Bill rambles about Pats/Ravens, old man shit, and fighting a cat.

Bill sits on his front yard and rambles about young people, celebrating, and Dolemite Is My Name.

Bill rambles about the fires, wagons, and amphibians.

Bill rambles about free time, errands, and deleting tweets.

Bill rambles about these damn kids today, mom skanks, and sports fans.

Bill rambles with drummer Steve Gorman.