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Want advice and funny stories from your ”Favorite cool uncle”? Check out The S. Anthony Says Podcast!

Episode Date
Back Of The Refrigerator People (#516)
Jul 09, 2026
Sometimes it's okay to see something and shut up (#515)
Jun 25, 2026
Classics From The Vault
Apr 20, 2026
Another Trip To The Emergency Room (#514)
Apr 12, 2026
Life is your biggest bully (#513)
Apr 05, 2026
You're the Thing Before You're the Thing (#512)
Nov 11, 2025
Dehumanization in Relationships (#511)
Oct 16, 2025
THIS is what I do when I'm about to get burned out (#510)
Sep 21, 2025
I should have just walked away (#509)
Sep 19, 2025
Walking Away From Violence (#508)
Aug 07, 2025
When A Friend Lies To Your Face (#507)
Jul 30, 2025
The Punishment Does Not Fit The Crime (#506)
Jul 23, 2025
We Know You're Lying! STOP IT! (#505)
Jul 16, 2025
Friends You "Love" vs Friends You "Like" (#504)
Jul 09, 2025
The Dangers of Being Too Nice (#503)
Jul 02, 2025
Show Returns July 2nd!
Jun 22, 2025
Don't You Hate That We ALL Have To Start Off Stupid? (# 502)
Jun 02, 2025
Think BEFORE You Speak (#501)
Apr 14, 2025
Episode 500!
Apr 07, 2025
Billionaires Are GREEDY (#499)
Mar 30, 2025
Don't Be TOO Reliable (#498)
Mar 23, 2025
Lebron James vs Stephen A Smith vs Will Smith vs Chris Rock (#497)
Mar 16, 2025
It feels better to win when you're doubted (#496)
Feb 10, 2025
Kids and Adults Do The Same Crap (#495)
Jan 13, 2025
Sometimes People Just Need A Shot (#494)
Dec 04, 2024
Today is this podcast’s 11th Birthday!🥳
Oct 21, 2024
It Just Ain't The Same Anymore (#493)
Sep 16, 2024
The Might As Well Bandit (#492)
Aug 20, 2024
Can We Be Fair? (#491)
Aug 12, 2024
Chronic Pain Friends (#490)
Aug 05, 2024
Would You Borrow Someone Else's Life For A Day? (Guest Episode)
Jul 15, 2024
You Can't Fix EVERYTHING! (#489)
Jul 08, 2024
Don't Test Old Street Dudes (#488)
Jun 24, 2024
Caitlin Clark, The Fonz, And Mr. Oh No (#487)
Jun 17, 2024
Limitations Are Sneaky (#486)
Jun 10, 2024
The "Used To's" vs "The Stills" (#485)
Jun 03, 2024
Relationships Are Marathons (#484)
May 27, 2024
Silent Protest (#483)
May 23, 2024
It's Dangerous Out There (#482)
May 20, 2024
Don't Have Stupid Fights (#481)
May 13, 2024
Airbag Friends (#480)
May 06, 2024
If I can't Trust You, You've Got To Go (#479)
Apr 29, 2024
I Cheated, I Think (#478)
Apr 22, 2024
When Does It Stop Hurting? (#477)
Apr 22, 2024
The "InTheWays" (#476)
Apr 08, 2024
How To Get Rid Of A Person Who's A Pain In The Butt (#475)
Apr 01, 2024
Show Returns On April 1st!
Mar 22, 2024
Loud Guys And Gym Creeps (#474)
Mar 05, 2024
You CAN Go Home Again, But Sometimes It Sucks! (#473)
Feb 13, 2024
A Machine To Avoid Fights And Sickness? (#472)
Jan 22, 2024
A Crazy Story About Anniversaries And An Ex (#471)
Jan 08, 2024
Life Lessons Are EVERYWHERE (#470)
Nov 21, 2023
I Feel Stupid Admitting This (#469)
Nov 06, 2023
This Podcast Is 10 Years Old!🎉 (#468)
Oct 23, 2023
Pretty Good, ”For Your Age” (#467)
Sep 12, 2023
Potholes or Obstacles? (#466)
Aug 29, 2023
”Work SISTERS, Not Work WIVES” (#465)
Aug 14, 2023
Nope, I Didn’t Have To Cut Anything Out Of THIS Episode (#464)
Jul 31, 2023
The Drive Of Shame (#463)
Jul 11, 2023
Early Morning Workouts And Road Rage (#462)
Jul 03, 2023
Being ”Set Up” Sucks! (#461)
Jun 20, 2023
Who’s That Old Man At The Gym? It’s ME! (#460)
Jun 13, 2023
Just Put Some Chocolate Mousse Cake On It (#459)
Jun 05, 2023
You’re Happy For A Dog, But Not HIM? (#458)
May 15, 2023
Rites of C’mon Bruh! (#457)
May 07, 2023
Special Edition: (Guest Episodes from, ”The S. Anthony Thomas Show”) 44 and 151
Apr 10, 2023
The Invisible Handyman (#456)
Apr 03, 2023
Technical Difficulties this week. New Show Next week
Mar 28, 2023
Sometimes It’s Okay To Be Ignorant (#455)
Mar 21, 2023
When Small Things Bring Big Smiles (#454)
Mar 14, 2023
Update! Schedule change!
Mar 06, 2023
When You’re Just A Little Bit Off (#453)
Feb 27, 2023
Are They Really Guilty Pleasures? (#452)
Feb 20, 2023
Rigged Games And Bad Refs On The Field And In Life (#451)
Feb 13, 2023
Emergency Rooms And Relationships Are Kinda Similar (#450)
Feb 06, 2023
The Bag Fumblers (#449)
Jan 30, 2023
Sometimes, the parents suck (#448)
Jan 23, 2023
It’s Okay To Take Care Of Yourself (#447)
Jan 16, 2023
On THIS DAY, he Joked! (#446)
Jan 09, 2023
I Give You My Permission To Lie About Your New Year’s Resolutions (#445)
Jan 02, 2023
New Full Season Starts January 1st 2023
Dec 26, 2022
We Are ALL Idiots (Episode #33 of ”The S. Anthony Thomas Show”)
Dec 13, 2022
The Guard The Diamond Theory (#444)
Nov 28, 2022
Old Guy Eyeballs (#443)
Nov 21, 2022
Shows Should Return Next Week
Nov 16, 2022
Update! I’m almost ready to record new episodes!
Nov 13, 2022
Leave Twitter? Me? (#442)
Oct 24, 2022
Garbage Soup And Rejection (#441)
Oct 11, 2022
Battle Of The Sexes/Simple And Easy (#440)
Oct 04, 2022
Old Age And Boobtop Smooches (#439)
Sep 20, 2022
I’m Not Fooled, You Slick Bastids! (#438)
Sep 12, 2022
Back to School Suckas (#437)
Aug 29, 2022
Ba Da Bump Ba Dump And Kamaru Usman (#436)
Aug 21, 2022
This One Got Weird Quickly (#435)
Aug 15, 2022
This Kinky Story Is NOT About ME, So Shut UP (#434)
Aug 07, 2022
Are You Really Winning Or Losing? (#433)
Aug 01, 2022
The Show RETURNS August 1st!
Jul 05, 2022
Things That Suck And Don’t Suck At The Same Time (#432)
May 17, 2022
Mininark Snitchbox (#431)
May 09, 2022
I’m Back! (#430)
May 02, 2022
The show returns on May 2nd!
Apr 06, 2022
Dream Babies & Chateau LeDogbuttocks (#429)
Feb 28, 2022
My Doctor Called Me The Day After My Blood Test (#428)
Feb 21, 2022
36 Minutes Of SAT Awesomeness (#427)
Feb 14, 2022
The Dumb ”Ish” Defender (#426)
Feb 07, 2022
No One Is Their Best Under Pressure (#425)
Jan 31, 2022
Does The Punishment Fit The Crime? (#424)
Jan 23, 2022
It’s January 3rd 2022... AND I’M BACK! (#423)
Jan 03, 2022
New Season Begins January 3rd
Nov 18, 2021
8th Anniversary Show And Unreliable Bastids (#422)
Oct 22, 2021
Walk And Talk #5 (#421)
Aug 29, 2021
Walk And Talk #4 (#420)
Aug 24, 2021
A Walk And Talk With S. Anthony #3 (#419)
Aug 19, 2021
A Walk And Talk With S. Anthony #2 (#418)
Aug 14, 2021
I'm Back Ya Bastids! (#417)
Aug 08, 2021
A Walk And Talk With S. Anthony (Special Edition)
Aug 06, 2021
The Green Bar (#416)
Jul 29, 2021
Shut Your Punk Mouth! (#415)
Jul 04, 2021
Making People Feel Bad On Purpose Sucks (#414)
Jun 09, 2021
My Weight Machines Want To Kill Me! (#413)
Jun 01, 2021
The Incompetent Mind Of A Bad Boyfriend/Girlfriend (#412)
May 02, 2021
Mr. And Mrs. Just Enough (#411)
Apr 13, 2021
Worst Dancer Ever? ME!? Nah. (#410)
Apr 05, 2021
NEW episodes begin on April 5th!
Mar 23, 2021
Outgrowing Things (#409)
Mar 16, 2021
Which Would YOU Choose, Fame or Money? (#408)
Mar 08, 2021
Sometimes Bad Things Happen To Bad People, Enjoy It (#407)
Feb 22, 2021
You're Scaring Me Sir! (#406)
Feb 16, 2021
Can I Get Some Evolution Please? (#405)
Feb 09, 2021
Snow Shopping, A Cute Baby, And A Tiny, Angry Lady (#404)
Feb 01, 2021
Season Starts on February 1st
Jan 20, 2021
Huuuge Changes! (#403)
Jan 12, 2021
Weather Punk (#402)
Dec 22, 2020
Lose My Voice? Yes. Delay My Podcast? Nope! (#401)
Dec 15, 2020
Living Vicariously (#400)
Dec 07, 2020
The Show RETURNS On December 7th!
Nov 25, 2020
We'll be back after a short hiatus.
Nov 15, 2020
Am I Going To Die? (#399)
Sep 28, 2020
The Secret Super Villain Inside US (Guest Episode from The S. Anthony Thomas Show #50) (#398)
Sep 14, 2020
Armpit Boy And Dime Man (#397)
Sep 08, 2020
The N-Word, Trash Cans, Penises and Electric Sockets (#396)
Aug 23, 2020
Sometimes A Pain Increase Leads To A Pain Decrease (#395)
Aug 16, 2020
Bat Junk (#394)
Aug 10, 2020
5 Million Dollar Beat Down (#393)
Aug 03, 2020
Story Time: Joy Suckers (#392)
Jul 26, 2020
Goldfishing Your Lady & Divorcing Racism (#391)
Jul 19, 2020
Will And Jada And Negative People Around You (#390)
Jul 12, 2020
Put On The Mask... Ya Bastids! (#389)
Jul 05, 2020
S. Anthony Returns with ALL NEW Episodes on July 5th!
Jun 29, 2020
Story Time: Guns To My Face (#388)
Jun 07, 2020
New episodes are coming... SOON!
May 16, 2020
Social Media, F*ck You And Goodbye! (#387)
Apr 19, 2020
Quarantines Equal Workouts? Huh? (#386)
Mar 30, 2020
I Want To Leave The Damned House And Attack Of The Rib Fat (#385)
Mar 23, 2020
You Make Bad Decisions When You Panic (#384)
Mar 15, 2020
Captain Question And The Coronavirus (#383)
Mar 09, 2020
All NEW Shows begin Monday March 9th!
Mar 01, 2020
Yes, I'm Hating On The Youth This Time (#382)
Feb 16, 2020
Not Yet Ya Bastids! (#381)
Feb 02, 2020
My Last Uncle (#380)
Jan 13, 2020
My Gun Violence Story (#379)
Dec 01, 2019
I Have Reached My Breaking Point (#378)
Nov 23, 2019
Vegan Friends And Sweet Google Lovin' (#377)
Nov 03, 2019
I'm Old And Stupid (#376)
Oct 02, 2019
The S. Anthony Says Podcast returns on OCTOBER 1ST!
Sep 22, 2019
Well, Hello Officers (#375)
Sep 15, 2019
So... This is NOT my kid? (#374)
Aug 20, 2019
A Sick Friend And Old Dudes Kicking Butt (#373)
Aug 11, 2019
This show returns on August 11th
Aug 03, 2019
The Show Will Return In August
Jul 25, 2019
Lying Supermarkets and Tortoisecupines (#372)
Jul 21, 2019
Leaving Earth To Understand? (#371)
Jul 15, 2019
Guard Your "Dream Baby" (#370)
Jul 07, 2019
Don't Drag Me Into That Crap! (#369)
Jun 23, 2019
What's YOUR Loan Level? (#368)
Jun 16, 2019
Change Is Good? (#367)
Jun 09, 2019
Drunk New York Love (#366)
Jun 02, 2019
Phony No More (#365)
May 19, 2019
Repair Horror Stories (#364)
May 12, 2019
Losing Is A Drug (#363)
May 05, 2019
ME, A Morning Person? (#362)
Apr 28, 2019
Special Edition: Mr Hintless and Mr Punchalot (From The S Anthony Thomas Show) #361
Apr 20, 2019
Thinking Long Term (#360)
Apr 14, 2019
*sigh* Okay... (#359)
Apr 08, 2019
The Tipping Point (#358)
Mar 31, 2019
Camera In The Butt (#357)
Mar 24, 2019
Stop... LAUGHING! (#356)
Mar 10, 2019
I'm Back! And This Episode Is Weird (#355)
Mar 03, 2019
I Live In The REAL WORLD, Sorry (#354)
Feb 17, 2019
Talking Babies, An IKEA Scare and Supermarket Fights (#353)
Feb 11, 2019
My Doctor's Fingers (#352)
Feb 02, 2019
Even Comedians Get Serious Sometimes (#351)
Jan 27, 2019
Attack Of The High Voice! (#350)
Jan 21, 2019
Does Change Always Suck? (#349)
Jan 13, 2019
A Message For My Listeners
Jan 06, 2019
Best Of 2017 & 2018 Picked By YOU! (#348)
Dec 23, 2018
Eaten By Angry Shark Thoughts (#347)
Dec 17, 2018
Laptop Horror Story (#346)
Dec 10, 2018
Meet This Podcast's Baby Sister! (#345)
Dec 02, 2018
Not... Acceptable (#344)
Nov 26, 2018
Evil Tires (#343)
Nov 19, 2018
The Love Clock (#342)
Nov 12, 2018
Telling On Yourself (#341)
Nov 04, 2018
My Vegan Ex And My 50th Birthday (#340)
Oct 29, 2018
Old Dad (#339)
Oct 14, 2018
Squeaky Brakes, Tailgaters And The UFC (#338)
Oct 08, 2018
Your Hometown Team Is Your Kid (#337)
Oct 01, 2018
The Old Guy Club (#336)
Sep 24, 2018
Gain It, Then Lose It, Then Gain It Again (#335)
Sep 16, 2018
Junk Juice and Old Dads (#334)
Sep 09, 2018
The Middle Age Reaper (#333)
Sep 03, 2018
Food Fights And Gym Arrogance (#332)
Aug 26, 2018
Alright, I'm Done Here! (#331)
Aug 19, 2018
Guilt (#330)
Aug 12, 2018
Black Sheep & Semi A-Holes (329)
Aug 05, 2018
The Machines OWN US!! (#328)
Jul 23, 2018
I Digress... For An Hour (#327)
Jul 15, 2018
Standup Is My Wife (#326)
Jul 08, 2018
Winning Habits & Soccer (#325)
Jul 01, 2018
I'm Back! (#324)
Jun 24, 2018
Beautiful Quicksand and a "First Five" Update (#323)
Jun 10, 2018
Lonely Sundays & Hot Coals (#322)
Jun 04, 2018
First Five (#321)
May 27, 2018
Beware The Mental Bodyguard (#320)
May 20, 2018
The Truth, Mother's Day & Hater Friends (#319)
May 13, 2018
Cop Stops & Granny Sweetbutt (#318)
May 07, 2018
#BastidArmy Favorites (#317)
Apr 29, 2018
The Big Five Oooh! (#316)
Apr 22, 2018
Starbucks & Super Sexy Cops (#315)
Apr 15, 2018
Conor McGregor & Conspiracy Theories (#314)
Apr 08, 2018
Butt Whippings & Body Fat (#313)
Apr 01, 2018
Slaps, Vegans & Facebook Data (#312)
Mar 25, 2018
I Am... THE CHOCOLATE TICKET! (#311)
Mar 18, 2018
Wait a SECOND! (#310)
Mar 11, 2018
The Severely Sleep Deprived Episode (#309)
Mar 04, 2018
The Legend of "Blook" & "Puddin'" (#308)
Feb 25, 2018
Outtakes And Extras (#307)
Feb 18, 2018
S. Anthony Is PERVPROOF! (#306)
Feb 11, 2018
Eagles...Super Bowl CHAMPS! (#305)
Feb 05, 2018
Me Happy = Wrong & Granny Sweetbutt Returns (#304)
Jan 29, 2018
#SAnthonyHelpsYOU (#303)
Jan 21, 2018
Hawaii Nuke Scare And Being My Own Best Friend (#302)
Jan 15, 2018
Hi Facebook! Bye Facebook? (#301)
Jan 07, 2018
Eff Resolutions & I Could Never Be In A Cult (#300)
Dec 31, 2017
The Comedian's Gift (#299)
Dec 24, 2017
I Was In The E.R. For 11hrs (#298)
Dec 18, 2017
Bullies, Slavery, Kids Cereal and Me (#297)
Dec 10, 2017
The Good and Bad Of Oldbastidness (#296)
Dec 04, 2017
Updates, My Ex & Weekday Drama (#295)
Nov 27, 2017
Juries, Trust & Weight Loss (#294)
Nov 19, 2017
Sweetbutt & Tinkleteeth (#293)
Nov 12, 2017
A Bug On My Sandwich (#292)
Nov 05, 2017
I'm 49, SO WHAT!? (#291)
Oct 29, 2017
4 Year Anniversary! (#290)
Oct 22, 2017
The Comment Section (#289)
Oct 16, 2017
Meanness & RIP Nephews (#288)
Oct 09, 2017
To Forgive Or Erase (#287)
Oct 01, 2017
Serious Stuff and the Pizza Kisser (#286)
Sep 25, 2017
Canelo vs GGG, Talking Pills & Me (#285)
Sep 17, 2017
Hide ME! (#284)
Sep 10, 2017
The Emotional Concussion Protocol (#283)
Sep 03, 2017
Mayweather, McGregor & Dead Cats (#282)
Aug 27, 2017
Piece Of Crap Relative Island (#281)
Aug 20, 2017
Vertigo... for EVERYBODY! (#280)
Aug 14, 2017
BEST. IDEA. EVER! (#279)
Aug 06, 2017
Baby Spit and Dirty Garages (#278)
Jul 30, 2017
Black Friday EVERYWHERE! (#277)
Jul 23, 2017
Three's Company... Yum! (#276)
Jul 16, 2017
N-Words, Porn Stars & Exterminators (#275)
Jul 09, 2017
Flirting, Netflix & Witness Protection (#274)
Jul 02, 2017
Best Of 2013 to 2016 (#273)
Jun 25, 2017
Black Like ME (#272)
Jun 18, 2017
Homeless S., & RIP Uncle Jimmy (#271)
Jun 11, 2017
My Near Goodbye: A Mini Episode (#270)
Jun 04, 2017
Chest Yummies & Sewer Rats (#269)
May 28, 2017
BoomBoomJigety And Manipulation (#268)
May 21, 2017
Mother's Day Confessions (#267)
May 14, 2017
Granny Sweetbutt (#266)
May 07, 2017
A Dog Named "Kid Eater" (#265)
Apr 30, 2017
The Can't Take A Hint Society (#264)
Apr 23, 2017
Eff EVERYBODY! (#263)
Apr 16, 2017
Dum Dum McTroubleStarter (#262)
Apr 09, 2017
S-Town And Printer Hate (#261)
Apr 02, 2017
Yeeeeeah Jack! (#260)
Mar 26, 2017
He Made It To 45? (#259)
Mar 19, 2017
BoyfriHusband? Me? (#258)
Mar 12, 2017
Sandwich Banger (#257)
Mar 06, 2017
Junk Food Bachelor Party (#256)
Feb 26, 2017
Boob Fatigue (#255)
Feb 20, 2017
The Revenge Menu (#254)
Feb 13, 2017
Super Bowl Party Horror (#253)
Feb 06, 2017
Sundays Without Football Suck! (#252)
Jan 30, 2017
Punchy McKicksalot (#251)
Jan 22, 2017
Armpit Water (#250)
Jan 16, 2017
Snow Spots & My Old Ex (#249)
Jan 09, 2017
Pterodactyl Droppings (#248)
Jan 01, 2017
Christmas And Kid Spit (#247)
Dec 26, 2016
Fix My Stuff Man! (#246)
Dec 18, 2016
Hands Off The Baby Seals! (#245)
Dec 11, 2016
Resolutions & Tapouts (#244)
Dec 05, 2016
Things You CAN'T Unsee (#243)
Nov 27, 2016
Punk Whine (#242)
Nov 20, 2016
Drunk Uncles, Pies & Elections (#241)
Nov 13, 2016
SatisfAssBust (#240)
Nov 06, 2016
Razor Blade Cupcake (#239)
Oct 30, 2016
Third Anniversary Show (#238)
Oct 23, 2016
Bugs are Bastids & RIP Uncle Jr (#237)
Oct 17, 2016
Bad Teeth and Bad Friends (#236)
Oct 10, 2016
Know Your Value (#235)
Oct 02, 2016
I Admit NOTHING! (#234)
Sep 26, 2016
My Weirdest Show (#233)
Sep 18, 2016
My Humiliation Story (#232)
Sep 12, 2016
Hostages, Kaepernick & Armpits (#231)
Sep 05, 2016
UFC vs NFL and a Yummy Lady (#230)
Aug 29, 2016
Love, Lies and Lochte (#229)
Aug 22, 2016
The Underbreath Police (#228)
Aug 15, 2016
4 Pissed Fat Dudes And ME (#227)
Aug 08, 2016
Old and Slick (#226)
Aug 01, 2016
Trolls and Goals (#225)
Jul 25, 2016
Guard Your Egg (#224)
Jul 18, 2016
Comedy and Tragedy (#223)
Jul 11, 2016
Shame, BBQs & Smartphones
Jul 04, 2016
My Tires Are Racist (#221)
Jun 27, 2016
Advice From S. (#220)
Jun 20, 2016
DropKickAble (#219)
Jun 13, 2016
Store Wars and RIP Ali (#218)
Jun 06, 2016
Pee Pee Back (#217)
May 30, 2016
Dogs and Jenga (#216)
May 23, 2016
Nude Beaches and Scumbags (#215)
May 16, 2016
Fun Blasters (#214)
May 09, 2016
Test Begging (#213)
May 02, 2016
Complaints and a Goodbye to Prince (#212)
Apr 25, 2016
I'm Old (#211)
Apr 17, 2016
Shut Up Grandma (#210)
Apr 11, 2016
The 50 Bang Theory (#209)
Apr 04, 2016
A Can of Soup to the Nose (#208)
Mar 28, 2016
Jealousy and Shrinkage (#207)
Mar 21, 2016
Super Gross Family (#206)
Mar 14, 2016
Me Ranting and Rambling (#205)
Mar 07, 2016
"Whine" Tasting (#204)
Feb 29, 2016
YOUR Dirty Mind (#203)
Feb 22, 2016
Valentine's Day Sucks! (#202)
Feb 15, 2016
Post Milestone Blues(#201)
Feb 08, 2016
Episode Two Hundred! Yay! (#200)
Feb 01, 2016
Blizzards and Oscars (#199)
Jan 25, 2016
Shame is GOOD! (#198)
Jan 18, 2016
Don't Wear Out Your Welcome (#197)
Jan 11, 2016
Me Rambling Like An Idiot (#196)
Jan 04, 2016
It's Over For Ya! (#195)
Dec 28, 2015
Me, jealous? Nah. (#194)
Dec 21, 2015
You are NOT an A-Hole (#193)
Dec 14, 2015
Bup Bup Buped By A Cop (#192)
Dec 07, 2015
Delicious Cupcakes & Me (#191)
Nov 30, 2015
Old Dudes, STOP IT! (#190)
Nov 24, 2015
My Camry, Ronda Rousey & Paris (#189)
Nov 16, 2015
It's Okay to "Take an L" (#188)
Nov 09, 2015
Don't Judge Me Ya Bastids! (#187)
Nov 02, 2015
Tuna Hoagies and Barbecue Sauce (#186)
Oct 26, 2015
Meeting My Dad & My Amazon Rant (#185)
Oct 19, 2015
The Eviction Countdown (#184)
Oct 12, 2015
The Love Drug (#183)
Oct 06, 2015
Pre-Pissed Off (#182)
Sep 29, 2015
Approval Eyes (#181)
Sep 21, 2015
Dollar Store Disrespect (#180)
Sep 14, 2015
Trash Truck Juice (#179)
Sep 07, 2015
Lazy... or Stupid? (#178)
Aug 31, 2015
I'm wearing Rooster Drawers Man! (#177)
Aug 24, 2015
A Microwave Strapped to the Buttocks (#176)
Aug 17, 2015
Complaint Travel Pack (#175)
Aug 10, 2015
Dash Cam Hate Speech (#174)
Aug 04, 2015
No more porn for ME! (#173)
Jul 28, 2015
Is S. Anthony afraid to do stand up again? (#172)
Jul 21, 2015
I am NOT your water ho! (#171)
Jul 13, 2015
The legend of Bottle Rocket Buttocks (#170)
Jul 07, 2015
No, YOU'RE too old for her! & N word prizes? (#169)
Jun 30, 2015
Hot Dog Cart Man, Lying Doctors & Bigots (#168)
Jun 23, 2015
I love my car's air conditioner more than I love most people (#167)
Jun 15, 2015
Desert Islands, Lost love & Caitlyn Jenner (#166)
Jun 09, 2015
Fatigue, Floods & Buttocks Air (#165)
Jun 01, 2015
You DON'T want to know! (#164)
May 26, 2015
You don't taste good anymore (#163)
May 19, 2015
Back Pain is a BULLY! (#162)
May 12, 2015
YOUR car is YOUR rolling KINGDOM! (#161)
May 05, 2015
Shopping Sucks! (#160)
Apr 28, 2015
Exit interview? Hell no! (#159)
Apr 21, 2015
EVERYTHING is flirting (#158)
Apr 14, 2015
Get out punk! (#157)
Apr 07, 2015
Relationship Practice Dummy (#156)
Mar 31, 2015
YOU are an app (#155)
Mar 24, 2015
Go ahead, wish bad stuff on your worst enemy (#154)
Mar 17, 2015
Outtakes and Extras (#153)
Mar 10, 2015
Sour Cream Butt (#152)
Mar 03, 2015
I love ya, but still go bleep yourself (#151)
Feb 24, 2015
The Evil Person Grade Curve (#150)
Feb 18, 2015
A Flying Ketchup Bottle to the Face (#149)
Feb 11, 2015
The Mafia Boss called Old Age (#148)
Feb 03, 2015
Ever Had a Lion Taste Your face? (#147)
Jan 28, 2015
The Death of "Kid Filth" (#146)
Jan 21, 2015
The Sun Tzu of getting it on (#145)
Jan 14, 2015
Moment Milkers must be stopped! (#144)
Jan 07, 2015
Open Marriages, Mean for no reason (#143)
Dec 31, 2014
Funny stories, Merry Christmas & Something Serious (#142)
Dec 26, 2014
Dumb Greedy vs Smart Greedy (#141)
Dec 17, 2014
The Art of Shutting up (#140)
Dec 09, 2014
Punks, Chumps & Losers (#139)
Dec 02, 2014
Comedy and Tragedy (#138)
Nov 25, 2014
Embarrassing Stories (#137)
Nov 19, 2014
Politicians, Spouses, Passive Aggression & Apathy (#136)
Nov 12, 2014
I'm weird for saying this, you're weirder for listening (#135)
Nov 05, 2014
I ate WHAT!?! (#134)
Oct 29, 2014
Cuteiful Women, Crazy Cats, Rich Bastids and Religion (#133)
Oct 22, 2014
I have lost my mind, this episode is proof (#132)
Oct 15, 2014
NFL = Relationships, Gay Marriage, A Mugging? (#131)
Oct 08, 2014
Pre-Consequences, Anvils and Turbos (#130)
Oct 01, 2014
Thieves, Bent iPhones, Guilty Pleasures and Thank Yous (#129)
Sep 24, 2014
Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, Weed and How life is like traffic (#128)
Sep 17, 2014
Famous friends, Jealousy and Finding YOUR Thing (#127)
Sep 10, 2014
Leaked celeb pics, Ruined Vacations, MMA wannabes (#126)
Sep 03, 2014
Listening to this will make you question my sanity (#125)
Aug 27, 2014
IKEA, Getting old and Ferguson (#124)
Aug 20, 2014
Dumped and Fired on the same day (#123)
Aug 13, 2014
Ha! + Shout-outs + Real Talk = THIS Episode (#122)
Aug 06, 2014
Dumb Bastards, Ray Rice & Prejudging (#121)
Jul 30, 2014
Why am I admitting this? (#120)
Jul 23, 2014
Malia, Jada and a Scary Doctor visit (#119)
Jul 16, 2014
We are all crash test dummies (#118)
Jul 09, 2014
A Facebook takedown, "Venting" friends who attack YOU, We should stamp "Asshole" on Assholes, The Supreme CwhoreT (#117)
Jul 02, 2014
If animals were smart as us... oh shit!, A Jeremy Meeks rant, Money = Auto-tune (#116)
Jun 25, 2014
Being shamed by Idiots, being beaten by your young family members and the Redskins name change controversy (#115)
Jun 18, 2014
Athletes vs Sex Symbols (#114)
Jun 12, 2014
The Great Fast Food Robbery (#113)
Jun 04, 2014
Familiarity breeds contempt (#112)
May 29, 2014
Random Rant (#111)
May 27, 2014
Life's Valet Keys (#110)
May 25, 2014
So, you OWN things? Bwahaha! Nope. (#109)
May 23, 2014
I was an Idiot (#108)
May 21, 2014
The "Bad Boy Button" (#107)
May 19, 2014
Making Invisible People Visible (#106)
May 15, 2014
Bring Back Our Girls. A rant by me (#105)
May 14, 2014
Live, LIVE, Lívé (#104)
May 12, 2014
Lies, Heartbreak, and a Crashed Computer (#103)
May 09, 2014
You have to KILL THEM! (#102)
May 07, 2014
Learn how to read people, OR ELSE! (#101)
May 05, 2014
The A-Hole Defense Shield (#100)
May 02, 2014
Donald Sterling is a Symptom (#99)
Apr 30, 2014
The Ethnic Tourist & Email Questions (#98)
Apr 28, 2014
Criminal Activities=Adult Tantrums (#97)
Apr 25, 2014
"The Bundy Ranch Idiocy" (#96)
Apr 23, 2014
Screw the stick, give me the carrot! (#95)
Apr 21, 2014
Would YOU take back a cheater? (#94)
Apr 18, 2014
Guy calls me the "N" word, my response shocks him (#93)
Apr 16, 2014
"The World" is an ASSHOLE! (#92)
Apr 14, 2014
Power. A rant by me. (#91)
Apr 11, 2014
Wasting time is for idiots! (#90)
Apr 09, 2014
Selfless? No, just less selfish (#89)
Apr 07, 2014
Jealousy, Old Balls and Bullets (#88)
Apr 04, 2014
Hey fear, kiss my ass (#87)
Apr 02, 2014
Horrible relatives & The Dollar Store (#86)
Mar 31, 2014
The Stephen Colbert controversy and women out of your league (#85)
Mar 28, 2014
The TWO types of nudity (#84)
Mar 26, 2014
"(EVERYTHING) Fatigue" (#83)
Mar 24, 2014
The Power of TOO and Renaming Lies (#82)
Mar 21, 2014
Picking the Shiny rock and dating a Lupita Nyong'o "look alike" (#81)
Mar 19, 2014
Computers get to "System Restore", Humans need to "Update" (#80)
Mar 17, 2014
Christie vs Tesla, The Koch Brothers, I get scared by a huge dog and dealing with adversity (#79)
Mar 14, 2014
Don't co-sign an idiot being an idiot (#78)
Mar 12, 2014
Irrational Obama Hatred and Gay people make things better (#77)
Mar 10, 2014
Asshole cab driver and a Crazy ex (#76)
Mar 07, 2014
More from the road with S. Anthony (#75)
Mar 05, 2014
S. Anthony on the road (#74)
Mar 04, 2014
Food poisoning and Bad relationships (#73)
Mar 02, 2014
The "Go eff yourself card" (#72)
Mar 01, 2014
Jan Brewer... Arizona... Superhero? Huh? (#71)
Feb 27, 2014
The grass isn't always greener knuckleheads!!! (#70)
Feb 26, 2014
Hatred ISN'T normal - Arizona anti-gay law and other world problems (#69)
Feb 25, 2014
Celebrity privacy, Yummy women and Being nice to strangers (#68)
Feb 24, 2014
A showbiz story and My NEW rules for getting Olympic Medals (#67)
Feb 22, 2014
Beautiful Nuts & Old Man Walking (#66)
Feb 20, 2014
You greedy BASTARDS! (#65)
Feb 19, 2014
Me talking MORE sh*t about The Olympics (#64)
Feb 18, 2014
A serious moment: The Jordan Davis / Michael Dunn Trial (#63)
Feb 16, 2014
Gay NFL Players (#62)
Feb 13, 2014
The Two types of poor and Reality is your best and worst friend (#61)
Feb 13, 2014
People need motivation and Overhearing my girlfriend talk about me (#60)
Feb 11, 2014
Sex is a drug & Don't get mad and break YOUR stuff (#59)
Feb 10, 2014
Me talking sh*t about The Olympics Opening Ceremony (#58)
Feb 08, 2014
Food Auditions, DMX vs Zimmerman, Weed and Friends with Benefits (#57)
Feb 06, 2014
FOR ADULTS! (#56)
Feb 04, 2014
Blacksploitation Films and the dangers of having the wrong label (#55)
Feb 03, 2014
My recent trip to the Emergency Room (#54)
Feb 02, 2014
Perfection and the "Ass whip quota" (#53)
Jan 31, 2014
Marriage vs Politics and more teasing of Florida (#52)
Jan 30, 2014
Life lessons from Bruce Lee, Tiger Woods and traffic jams (#51)
Jan 28, 2014
Some people are like medicine, they can only be taken in small doses (#50)
Jan 26, 2014
Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford (#49)
Jan 23, 2014
I'm an uncle AGAIN & Fake apologies (#48)
Jan 23, 2014
How to STILL have sex even if you have kids (#47)
Jan 21, 2014
No, YOU'RE old! & Yup, STILL single (#46)
Jan 21, 2014
Florida... STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE! (#45)
Jan 19, 2014
NSA suck it!, People are NFL teams and The Botox police (#44)
Jan 16, 2014
Don't fear street whores, fear the ones in robes and suits (#43)
Jan 14, 2014
Gold diggers, come and get me! (#42)
Jan 13, 2014
Bad environment, bad results and the I'll kill ya face (#41)
Jan 11, 2014
An anniversary passes and my life changes forever (#40)
Jan 10, 2014
Don't trust nice people & 70s era icon lust (#39)
Jan 08, 2014
Man-ass water & Mrs. Eve Villbitch (#38)
Jan 06, 2014
Being alone & Those movies aren't MINE! (#37)
Jan 04, 2014
Idiot friends fighting over Facebook (#36)
Jan 02, 2014
S. Anthony's 2014 wishes...for YOU!
Dec 31, 2013
Lame ass parents, spouses and friends (#35)
Dec 28, 2013
A sleepy me rambling like an idiot on Christmas (#34)
Dec 26, 2013
He said WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?! (#33)
Dec 21, 2013
The Duck Dynasty racism controversy and other stars that say stupid crap (#32)
Dec 19, 2013
Affluenza. A rant by me. (#31)
Dec 17, 2013
I am a cocoa Dr Who (#30)
Dec 15, 2013
Attacked with helpfulness & being friends with an ex (#29)
Dec 13, 2013
The standup show that changed my life (#28)
Dec 12, 2013
Celebrity Hate and a Missing Kidney (#27)
Dec 10, 2013
Superman, Neo and my gorgeous ex girlfriend are the same (#26)
Dec 06, 2013
Hot women... it's time to date the "ordinary" (#25)
Dec 05, 2013
The Knockout Game (#24)
Dec 03, 2013
The OTHER "Secret" aka avoiding dream killers (#23)
Dec 01, 2013
F*ck Black Friday (#22)
Nov 29, 2013
A warm heartfelt Thanksgiving message from the S man (#21)
Nov 28, 2013
Will I STILL be mad about this crap in 3 hours? (#20)
Nov 26, 2013
Listening to your woman (#19)
Nov 24, 2013
Knowing when to shut up (#18)
Nov 22, 2013
It's time for a change (#17)
Nov 20, 2013
Getting old...maybe it's not so bad & internet trolls suck (#16)
Nov 18, 2013
Life is like sports...NEVER let it go to to the judges (#15)
Nov 16, 2013
The boyfriend trap and other tales (#14)
Nov 15, 2013
Car chases, my carjacking & a weaponless mugger (#13)
Nov 14, 2013
Delicious buttocks, Black Friday, Armpits and other weirdness (#12)
Nov 13, 2013
What NOT to say to your girlfriend and other man advice (#11)
Nov 10, 2013
Is there any Loyalty in the world? (#10)
Nov 09, 2013
I was bullied too (#9)
Nov 07, 2013
Punishments don't fit the crime, the NSA & how A-holes rule the world (#8)
Nov 05, 2013
Making life easy, Twitter, Ellipsis A-holes & Trouble saying the N Word (#7)
Nov 02, 2013
Some people are pieces of crap (#6)
Oct 31, 2013
A serious moment & Keep your sex secrets to yourself (#5)
Oct 28, 2013
The HIV Test...The Moment...The Result (#4)
Oct 27, 2013
Relationships have a shelf life. Do you agree? (#3)
Oct 24, 2013
Classroom humiliation & Crazy girlfriends (#2)
Oct 22, 2013
Late night sex, Miley Cyrus and An old enemy gets it (#1)
Oct 22, 2013