No Such Thing As A Fish

By No Such Thing As A Fish

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Description

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episode Date
471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss
3917
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs.

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Mar 23, 2023
470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels
3629
Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal.

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Mar 16, 2023
469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube
3556
Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest.

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Mar 09, 2023
468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles
3307
Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard. 

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Mar 02, 2023
467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry
4168
On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits. 

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Feb 23, 2023
466: No Such Thing As Political Moss
3583
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
Feb 16, 2023
465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild
3615
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs.
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Feb 10, 2023
464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket
3389
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers.

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Feb 02, 2023
463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge
3242
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners.

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Jan 26, 2023
462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board
3373
Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration.

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Jan 20, 2023
461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale
3893
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose.

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Jan 12, 2023
460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
3888
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies.

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Jan 05, 2023
459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
2428
Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?).
 
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Dec 29, 2022
458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
2108
Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz.

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Dec 22, 2022
457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram
3217
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride.

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Dec 16, 2022
456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future
3191
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s.

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Dec 09, 2022
455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag
3412
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris.
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Dec 02, 2022
454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream
3433
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia.

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Nov 25, 2022
453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
3402
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie.

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Nov 18, 2022
452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis
3097
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips.

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Nov 11, 2022
451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling
3804
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale.

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Nov 04, 2022
450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
3487
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon.
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Oct 27, 2022
449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
3333
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice.
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Oct 20, 2022
448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
3105
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants.

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Oct 13, 2022
447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
2940
Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever.
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Oct 06, 2022
446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs
2729
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films.

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Sep 29, 2022
445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon
2693
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots.
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Sep 22, 2022
444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok
3116
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation.
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Sep 15, 2022
443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid
3189
Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets.
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Sep 08, 2022
442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster
3070
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions.
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Sep 01, 2022
441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
3407
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps.
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Aug 25, 2022
440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
3210
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling.
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Aug 18, 2022
439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
3580
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders.
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Aug 11, 2022
438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
3541
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire.

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Aug 04, 2022
437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
3337
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jul 28, 2022
436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
3751
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jul 22, 2022
435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
3259
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers. 

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Jul 15, 2022
434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe
3292
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes. 

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Jul 08, 2022
433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken
3283
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit. 

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Jul 01, 2022
432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time
3412
Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts. 

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Jun 24, 2022
431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon
2988
Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula. 

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Jun 17, 2022
430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
2934
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey). 

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Jun 10, 2022
No Such Thing As A Royal Seal
2005
Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend.

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Jun 03, 2022
429: No Such Thing As Newsbite
3145
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare. 

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Jun 02, 2022
428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
3120
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks.

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May 27, 2022
427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
2952
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning.

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May 20, 2022
426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
3502
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton. 

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May 13, 2022
425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
2838
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe. 

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May 06, 2022
424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
3350
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley. 

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Apr 29, 2022
423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
3224
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes. 

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Apr 22, 2022
422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie
2468
In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle. 

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Apr 15, 2022
421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard
3433
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography. 

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Apr 08, 2022
420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth
3252
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors. 

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Apr 01, 2022
419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms
3309
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree. 

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Mar 25, 2022
418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis
2923
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs. 

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Mar 18, 2022
417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil
2798
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners.

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Mar 11, 2022
416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
2882
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there.

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Mar 04, 2022
415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
3103
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 25, 2022
414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
2575
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs.
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Feb 18, 2022
413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
3276
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
Feb 11, 2022
412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
2335
Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
Feb 04, 2022
411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
3010
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 28, 2022
410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
2312
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'. 

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Jan 21, 2022
409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
2920
Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests. 

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Jan 14, 2022
408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
2565
Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon. 

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Jan 07, 2022
407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
2476
Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows. 

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Dec 31, 2021
406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
2650
Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas. 

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Dec 24, 2021
405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
2561
Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm. 

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Dec 17, 2021
403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast
2451
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees.

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Dec 10, 2021
402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite
2638
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing.

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Dec 03, 2021
401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia
2795
Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe?

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Nov 26, 2021
400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter
3304
Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights.

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Nov 19, 2021
399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock
2428
Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas.

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Nov 12, 2021
398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat
2800
Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law.

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Nov 05, 2021
397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time
2545
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova.

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Oct 29, 2021
396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming
2525
Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers.

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Oct 22, 2021
395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
2799
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles.

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Oct 15, 2021
394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
2373
Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders.

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Oct 08, 2021
393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
3258
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent. 

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Oct 01, 2021
392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
3409
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons. 

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Sep 24, 2021
391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
3338
Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like. 

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Sep 17, 2021
390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford
2891
Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot.
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Sep 10, 2021
389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest
3575
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen.   
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Sep 03, 2021
388: No Such Thing As A Danquito
3371
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs.   

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Aug 27, 2021
387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights
2894
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing.

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Aug 20, 2021
386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs
3578
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan. 

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Aug 13, 2021
385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary
2866
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides.

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Aug 06, 2021
384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop
3064
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc.
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Jul 30, 2021
383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow
3545
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screen

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Jul 23, 2021
382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes
3356
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting tatties, provocative publications and rearing rocks.

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Jul 16, 2021
381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick
2936
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppets, pointy picks and powerful people.

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Jul 09, 2021
380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour
3269
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommon methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction.

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Jul 02, 2021
379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag
2627
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon minerals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelons

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Jun 25, 2021
378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide
3275
James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways.

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Jun 18, 2021
377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal
3050
James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actors' special rings, and textual deviants. 

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Jun 11, 2021
376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical
2930
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manuel Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means. 

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Jun 04, 2021
375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus
3302
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farting. 

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May 28, 2021
374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark
3432
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and service stations. 

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May 21, 2021
373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
3617
Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink. 

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May 14, 2021
372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
3325
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns. 

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May 07, 2021
371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
3221
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises. 

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Apr 30, 2021
370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
3559
Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad. 

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Apr 23, 2021
369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
3376
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies. 

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Apr 16, 2021
368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
3192
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins. 

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Apr 09, 2021
367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
3167
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV.

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Apr 02, 2021
366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
3749
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone.

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Mar 26, 2021
365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
3058
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea.

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Mar 19, 2021
No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
1299
In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief! 

Mar 17, 2021
364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow
3281
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and sleepy snooker players.

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Mar 11, 2021
363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple
3206
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer. 

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Mar 05, 2021
362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette
3267
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company. 

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Feb 26, 2021
361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect
3373
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats. 

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Feb 19, 2021
360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup
3002
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry.

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Feb 12, 2021
359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie
3156
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio variety

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Feb 05, 2021
358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral
3351
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go.  

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Jan 29, 2021
357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus
3444
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties. 

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Jan 22, 2021
356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great
3543
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and a load of old molluscs. 

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Jan 15, 2021
355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf
3394
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time. 

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Jan 08, 2021
354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen
5421
An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig

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Dec 31, 2020
353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night
3419
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing. 

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Dec 24, 2020
352: No Such Thing As Loki-day
3544
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is

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Dec 18, 2020
351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers
3615
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane.

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Dec 11, 2020
350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players
3421
Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes. 

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Dec 04, 2020
349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns
3205
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity. 

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Nov 27, 2020
348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper
3157
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles. 

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Nov 20, 2020
347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask
3253
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam. 

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Nov 13, 2020
346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut
3605
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world diet, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs. 

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Nov 06, 2020
345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill
3298
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special. 
Oct 30, 2020
344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps
3162
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and French Donkeys. 

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Oct 23, 2020
343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room
2643
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclear errors and most triumphant costume design.

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Oct 16, 2020
342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club
3340
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the most badass members of the Roosevelt family, the legend of Barry Towncouncil, and what on Earth a not-a-bird is. 

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Oct 09, 2020
341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich
3731
Dan, James, Anna and Rhys Darby discuss dog dramas, wacky walks, and killer Kiwis. 

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Oct 02, 2020
340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar
3489
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss immobile fish, inedible sandwiches and incredible traffic jams.

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Sep 25, 2020
339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub
3372
Anna, James, Andy and Tom Scott discuss flashing lights, measuring trees and naughty penguins

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Sep 18, 2020
338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube
3218
Dan, James, Andy and Jenny Ryan discuss criminal times, baffling crimes and spurious rhymes.

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Sep 11, 2020
337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle
3225
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss advanced spatial mathematics, linguistic philosophy and a really really big cow

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Sep 04, 2020
336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad
3135
Dan, James, Andy and Sara Pascoe discuss DNA, 747s and TMI from a certain beetle.

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Aug 28, 2020
335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers
3344
Dan, James, Andy and Sandi Toksvig discuss Bargain Hoovers, Hidden Rivers and Ginger Rogers

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Aug 21, 2020
334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union
3199
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss swimming, wrestling, necking, and a very unfortunate giraffe.

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Aug 14, 2020
333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados
3058
A show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Fingerprints, silly walks, figs, dunes and much much more. 

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Aug 07, 2020
332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple
2468
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stickers, smartphones and a man who spent a lot of time cooped up.

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Jul 31, 2020
331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree
3008
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-y Chambers, and find out Whose Snacks are on Fire

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Jul 24, 2020
330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo
3183
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss rocks of ages, cool treads and disco moles.

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Jul 17, 2020
329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot
3186
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's loneliest crab

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Jul 10, 2020
328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop
3223
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sunday Trading

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Jul 03, 2020
327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree
2935
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies

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Jun 26, 2020
No Such Thing As The iSausage
3571
Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate.

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Jun 22, 2020
326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence
3097
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million quid, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others. 

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Jun 19, 2020
325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat
2980
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and French day trippers. 

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Jun 12, 2020
324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2
2875
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic Cartoons

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Jun 05, 2020
323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
3205
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines.

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May 29, 2020
322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
3293
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages. 

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May 22, 2020
321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
2882
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012.  

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May 15, 2020
320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
2685
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors

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May 08, 2020
319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
3206
James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya!

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May 01, 2020
318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
3117
James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean. 

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Apr 24, 2020
317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
3319
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change. 

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Apr 17, 2020
316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
2339
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails. 

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Apr 10, 2020
315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
2871
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes. 

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Apr 03, 2020
314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
2881
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba. 

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Mar 27, 2020
313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
3208
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold. 

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Mar 20, 2020
312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
2772
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego.

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Mar 13, 2020
311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
2812
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right. 

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Mar 06, 2020
310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
2904
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action.

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Feb 28, 2020
309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
2729
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine.

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Feb 21, 2020
308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
2419
Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ.

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Feb 14, 2020
307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
2587
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble.

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Feb 07, 2020
306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
2797
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools.

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Jan 31, 2020
305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
2348
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger.

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Jan 24, 2020
304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
2908
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.

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Jan 17, 2020
303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
3071
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz.

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Jan 10, 2020
302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
4862
Happy New Year! Enjoy a  bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit.

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Jan 03, 2020
Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
1772
A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com!

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Dec 27, 2019
301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
2881
Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech.

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Dec 25, 2019
300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
3536
Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe.

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Dec 20, 2019
299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
3169
Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.

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Dec 13, 2019
298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
2765
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
Dec 06, 2019
297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
2351
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.

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Nov 29, 2019
296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
2579
Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.

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Nov 22, 2019
295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
2552
Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.

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Nov 15, 2019
294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
3205

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.

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Nov 08, 2019
293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
3138
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.

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Nov 01, 2019
292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
3118
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.

The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!

Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633

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Oct 24, 2019
291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
3215
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
Oct 18, 2019
290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
3346
Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
Oct 11, 2019
289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
2741
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.

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Oct 04, 2019
288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
2896
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.

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Sep 27, 2019
287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
2397
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.

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Sep 20, 2019
286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
2194
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine.

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Sep 13, 2019
285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
2966
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.

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Sep 06, 2019
284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
2328
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.

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Aug 30, 2019
283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
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Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.

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Aug 23, 2019
282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
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Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
Aug 16, 2019
281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
2299
Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
Aug 09, 2019
280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
2490
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
Aug 02, 2019
279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
2435
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
Jul 26, 2019
278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
2957
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
Jul 19, 2019
277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
2368
Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
Jul 12, 2019
276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
2419
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
Jul 05, 2019
275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
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Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
Jun 28, 2019
274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
2600
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
Jun 21, 2019
273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
2264
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
Jun 14, 2019
272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
2645
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
Jun 07, 2019
271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
2274
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
May 31, 2019
270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
2364
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
May 24, 2019
269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
2283
Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
May 17, 2019
268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
2733
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
May 10, 2019
267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
2137
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
May 03, 2019
266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
2386
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
Apr 26, 2019
265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
2386
Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
Apr 19, 2019
264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
2118
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
Apr 12, 2019
263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
2137

Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.

Apr 05, 2019
262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
2125
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
Mar 29, 2019
261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
2292
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
Mar 22, 2019
260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
2045
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
Mar 15, 2019
259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
2190
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
Mar 08, 2019
258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
2564
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
Mar 01, 2019
257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
2123
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
Feb 22, 2019
256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
2393
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
Feb 15, 2019
255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.

Feb 08, 2019
254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
2093
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
Feb 01, 2019
253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
2411
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
Jan 25, 2019
252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
2434
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
Jan 18, 2019
251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
2643
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
Jan 11, 2019
250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
2633
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
Jan 04, 2019
249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
2188
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Dec 28, 2018
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
2451

Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.

Dec 25, 2018
248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
2642
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
Dec 21, 2018
247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
2467
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
Dec 14, 2018
246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
Dec 07, 2018
245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
2304
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
Nov 30, 2018
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
4504
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
Nov 23, 2018
243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
3147
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
Nov 16, 2018
242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
3243
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
Nov 09, 2018
241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
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Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
Nov 01, 2018
240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
3232
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
Oct 26, 2018
239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
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Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
Oct 19, 2018
238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
2053
Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
Oct 12, 2018
237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
2533
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
Oct 05, 2018
236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
2714
Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
Sep 28, 2018
235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
2343
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
Sep 21, 2018
234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
2766
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
Sep 14, 2018
233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
Sep 07, 2018
232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
2099
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
Aug 31, 2018
231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
1443
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
Aug 24, 2018
230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
2174
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
Aug 17, 2018
229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
2241
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
Aug 10, 2018
228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
1986
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
Aug 03, 2018
227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
2945
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
Jul 27, 2018
226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
2775
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
Jul 20, 2018
225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
2725
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
Jul 13, 2018
224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
2649
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
Jul 06, 2018
223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
2456
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
Jun 29, 2018
222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
2492
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
Jun 22, 2018
221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
1856
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
Jun 14, 2018
220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
2771
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Jun 08, 2018
219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
2692
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
Jun 01, 2018
218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
3188
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
May 25, 2018
217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
2182
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
May 18, 2018
216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
2138
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
May 11, 2018
215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
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Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
May 04, 2018
214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
2201
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
Apr 27, 2018
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
2704
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
Apr 20, 2018
212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
2649
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
Apr 13, 2018
211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
2851
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
Apr 06, 2018
210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
2255
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
Mar 30, 2018
209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
2495
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
Mar 23, 2018
208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
2185
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
Mar 23, 2018
207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
2310
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
Mar 09, 2018
206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
2481
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
Mar 02, 2018
205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
2928
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
Feb 23, 2018
204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
2463
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
Feb 16, 2018
203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
2336
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
Feb 09, 2018
202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
2591
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
Feb 02, 2018
201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
3036
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
Jan 26, 2018
200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
3093
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
Jan 19, 2018
199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
2310
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
Jan 12, 2018
198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
2874
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
Jan 06, 2018
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
4773
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Dec 29, 2017
Merry Fishmas!
2302

A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.

Dec 25, 2017
197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
2190
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
Dec 22, 2017
196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
2176
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
Dec 15, 2017
195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
2129
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
Dec 08, 2017
194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
2102
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
Dec 01, 2017
193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
2639
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
Nov 25, 2017
192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
2468
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
Nov 17, 2017
191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
2640
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
Nov 10, 2017
190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
2267
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
Nov 03, 2017
189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
2010
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
Nov 01, 2017
188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
2157
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
Oct 27, 2017
187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
2451
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
Oct 20, 2017
186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
1848
Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
Oct 13, 2017
185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
2718
Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
Oct 06, 2017
184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
2381
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
Sep 29, 2017
183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
1931
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
Sep 22, 2017
182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
1920
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
Sep 15, 2017
181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
2102
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
Sep 08, 2017
180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
1935
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
Sep 01, 2017
179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
1906
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
Aug 25, 2017
178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
2488
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
Aug 18, 2017
177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
2507
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
Aug 11, 2017
176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
2355
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
Aug 04, 2017
175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
2729
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
Jul 28, 2017
174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
2622
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
Jul 21, 2017
173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
2597
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
Jul 14, 2017
172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
3032
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
Jul 07, 2017
171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
2325
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
Jun 30, 2017
170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
2550
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
Jun 23, 2017
169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
2381
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
Jun 16, 2017
168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
2387
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
Jun 09, 2017
167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
2561
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
Jun 02, 2017
166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
2708
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
May 26, 2017
165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
1830
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
May 19, 2017
164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
2780
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
May 11, 2017
163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
3098
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
May 05, 2017
162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
2867
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
Apr 28, 2017
161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
2294
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
Apr 21, 2017
160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
2718
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
Apr 13, 2017
159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
2315
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
Apr 07, 2017
158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
2625
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
Mar 31, 2017
157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
2456
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
Mar 24, 2017
156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
2365
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
Mar 17, 2017
155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
2283
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
Mar 10, 2017
154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
2490
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
Mar 03, 2017
153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
2330
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
Feb 24, 2017
152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
2597
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
Feb 17, 2017
151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
2222
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
Feb 10, 2017
150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
2253
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
Feb 03, 2017
149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
2092
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
Jan 27, 2017
148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
1743
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
Jan 20, 2017
147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
2244
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
Jan 13, 2017
146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
2912
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
Jan 06, 2017
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
1993
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
Dec 30, 2016
145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
1839
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
Dec 23, 2016
144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
2072
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
Dec 16, 2016
143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
1895
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Dec 09, 2016
142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
2019
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
Dec 02, 2016
141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
2516

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.

Nov 25, 2016
140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
2539
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
Nov 18, 2016
139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
2237
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
Nov 12, 2016
138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
2227
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
Nov 04, 2016
137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
2366

Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.

Oct 28, 2016
136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
2169
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
Oct 21, 2016
135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
2480
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
Oct 14, 2016
134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
2156
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
Oct 07, 2016
133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
2203
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
Sep 30, 2016
132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
2717
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
Sep 23, 2016
131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
2478
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
Sep 16, 2016
130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
2259
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
Sep 09, 2016
129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
2130
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
Sep 02, 2016
128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
2142
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
Aug 26, 2016
127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
1882
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
Aug 19, 2016
126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
2086
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
Aug 12, 2016
125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
1933
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
Aug 05, 2016
124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
1956
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
Jul 29, 2016
123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
2109
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
Jul 22, 2016
122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
2077
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
Jul 15, 2016
121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
2019
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
Jul 08, 2016
120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
2054
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
Jul 01, 2016
119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
1847
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
Jun 24, 2016
118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
2437
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
Jun 16, 2016
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
2338
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
Jun 09, 2016
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
2577
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
Jun 02, 2016
115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
2258
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
May 26, 2016
114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
1864
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
May 19, 2016
113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
2552
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
May 13, 2016
112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
1977
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
May 06, 2016
111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
2208
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
Apr 29, 2016
110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
2020
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
Apr 22, 2016
109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
1994
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
Apr 15, 2016
108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
2301
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
Apr 08, 2016
107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
2278
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
Apr 01, 2016
106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
2066
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
Mar 25, 2016
105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
1921
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
Mar 18, 2016
104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
1956
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
Mar 11, 2016
103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
1915
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
Mar 04, 2016
102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
1687
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
Feb 26, 2016
101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
1958
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
Feb 18, 2016
100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
2506
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
Feb 12, 2016
99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
2105
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
Feb 05, 2016
98: No Such Thing As Planet George
2074
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
Jan 29, 2016
97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
2067
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
Jan 22, 2016
96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
2008
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
Jan 15, 2016
95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
1975
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
Jan 08, 2016
94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
2065
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
Jan 01, 2016
93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
1978
Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
Dec 25, 2015
92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
2200
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
Dec 18, 2015
91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
2336
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
Dec 11, 2015
90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
3046
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
Dec 04, 2015
89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
2100
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
Nov 27, 2015
88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
1974
Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
Nov 20, 2015
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
1657
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
Nov 19, 2015
87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
2326
Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
Nov 13, 2015
86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
1920
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
Nov 06, 2015
85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
1975
Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
Oct 30, 2015
84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
2081
Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
Oct 23, 2015
83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
2151
Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
Oct 16, 2015
82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
2451
Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
Oct 09, 2015
81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
1513
Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
Oct 02, 2015
80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
1804
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
Sep 25, 2015
79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
2408
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
Sep 18, 2015
78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
2148
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
Sep 11, 2015
77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
2412
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
Sep 04, 2015
76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice
1817
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
Aug 28, 2015
75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
2752
Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
Aug 21, 2015
74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
2029
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
Aug 14, 2015
73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
2197
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
Aug 07, 2015
72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
1997
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
Jul 31, 2015
71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
2314
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
Jul 24, 2015
70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
1984
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
Jul 17, 2015
69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
2103
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
Jul 10, 2015
68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
1793
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
Jul 03, 2015
67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
2017
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.

Jun 26, 2015
66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
2091
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
Jun 19, 2015
65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
2152
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
Jun 12, 2015
64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
1769
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
Jun 05, 2015
63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
2165
Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
May 29, 2015
62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
2483
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
May 22, 2015
61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
2689